New goal gyal edition
poo smells hahahahaha
get all my clothes in woolworths
>you'll never have a do nothing bullshit job at a tech company
>>203138087>tax-dodgers for being self-employedFact check: true.>>203137970Wrong
>>203138563so what does she actually do?
mental how my post just ended in a 4
>>203138504>self-improvement is a lifelong endeavourthanks man, think i often forget that and feel like i missed a bus of some sort but yeah youre right on that
>>203138595Woolies!
Have the Jews attacked Iran yet?
Sir Rear Farter
>>203138563Do they make these satirically?
>>203138563insane how she does more work than Diegsy does, but were only supposed to get mad at her..?
drinking paint thinner
on the diet, fruit for me
Your very own personal shoebox in the beautiful Thamesmead area of London. A steal at 400 grand.
Whites built britain
>>203138599Those were pretty brief in terms of how long they lasted. Similar to the power and might of website designers in the early to mid-00s before it became demystified Finance chads are putting tech dweebs back in their place by pulling funding
>>203138715no worries mate
>>203138746Looks like you could build an extension
>>203138728
>>203138762Woke mob won't allow that
Zoomer pal just plays war thunder 24/7
Most British tradesmen are tax dodging tory voting cowboy builders.
>>203138746can't think of many bigger shitholes than thamesmead
Got an extra lunch break at the printworks before I go back to tasting paint. Then finish the shift and straight onto the amazon flex to deliver packages to my locality. Feeling great
>>203138750Unacceptable
>>203138792It's a free for all with all the pakis and poles
>>203138599had one of these but it wasn't remote or even hybrid so I couldn't slack off easily, basically had to sit there pretending to work for 40 hours a week and I hated every minute of itapparently a lot of tech work is like that but most of them are okay with it, which is weird because getting a job is very difficult and competitive. seems like an insane industry to work in
>every time I make a meal dadberg insists on having a bite or two out of it>It's not even passive aggressive trying to get me to move out, he's been doing it all my lifestarting to piss me off desu ladseven if it's a sandwich he insists on ripping a chunk out tired of has fat antics
>>203138847that's pretty ridiculous behaviour ngl
>>203138847be a shame if you started poisoning it
>>203138831The image that saved /brit/
>>203138758>Finance chadsleeches*
why is modern day life just a contest to see who can be the biggest tax dodging parasite who doesn't do any real work
>>203138746similar to sydney prices, you can find a slightly nicer and new build 2 bedroom townhouse for 750k dollaroos
any oldheads in rn fr
can't listen to podcasts, watch films or tv, read books or really do anything without everyone rubbing it in my face how they lived a "full life" aged 18-25 and I completely wasted every opportunity I ever had.you really only have those few years to do anything worthwhile, the rest of your life is just rehashing those stories over and over again.
>>203138893because people's dreams got crushed
Faustian
Beard coming along nicely
>>203138926ktim but pls don't post shit like this, it crushes me
>>203138926why compare yourself to othersthey only share the positives anyway
Monday night RAW
if you're not hydrated what are you actually doing with yourself
guess what country the 2024 futsal world cup was held indon't google itguess
The simplest unsolved problem in maths: 3x+1Choose any number in the worldIf odd? Multiply it by 3 and add 1 If even? Divide by 2Does such a number exist that won't inevitably bring you back to 1?Up to a quadrillion it still holds true and mathematicians think any number that fits this would need over a billion numbers to eventually break the pattern.But aye, remains unsolved to this day.
im such a fucking bullshitting lazy incompetent shitter at my job
>>203138999south african fella
>>203138989how old is this fella
>>203138926I'm 27 and watch anime and play games whenever I fucking want. Don't care what other people think, got to make the most of YOUR life doing things YOU enjoy and want to do.
My 'lothes regular cops:Levi'sVansRCVAM&S for workwearUniqlo for absolute basicsBarbour for posh jacketsNorth Face for well wearing rain jackets/winter stuff
>>203139033>I'm 27 and watch anime and play gamesgrow the fuck up
get that water in youlimit your alcohol and junk food consumptionlimit your screentime exercise regularlyshag your gf and tell her you love herechoose life
I feel comfort knowing I am living my 20s in the best possible way by posting in here on a workday.
>>203139049opinion on Mountain Warehouse?
>>203139033rare good sacked tranny post
>>203138599For every do nothing bullshit job there's someone doing an all hands on deck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck job that keeps the company going
>>2031390093 X 1 = 44/2 = 2I've solved it.
>>2031390743 X 1= 33 + 1 = 44/2 = 2.Corrections. I'm still right.
>>203139070>all hands on deck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck job that keeps the company goingBut what's insane is the people who do fuck all get 2-3x the pay of the people who actually do work
>>203139074>3 X 1 = 4
>>203139074fucking idiot2 is even, divide by 2 = 1 For eg:3odd, so 3*3+1 = 1010 even so /2 = 55*3+1 = 1616/2=8/2=4/2=2/2=1 It's impossible to escape 1.It's called Collatz conjecture because it remains unproven despite it seemingly being easy.
oi am billy kimber oi run the races
>>203139126The higher up I’ve gotten over the years the less stress my job has
>>203139049For me its what ever good stuff tk maxx has for a good price
>>203139033Bro thinks this is supposed to be inspiring
>>203139135So basically I'm right and have solved it so you're adding an extra rule that if the number is even it must be divided by 2 again to get 1. Nonsense.
Sharting a poo
>>203139070what, the speccy virge doing all the "linux backend stuff" for 60k?
>>203139168I'm not your bro you fat cunt burger.
mad how the best years of my life were stolen from me by things i can't control never even had a chance me
Tranny rage
>>203139126>>203139152The further up the ladder you get the less fucking around shitty little arduous tasks you have to do for sureBut you also have to be held to account and be able to make big decisions that can have a huge impact quickly, not every tom dick or harry can do that
sausage bean and cheese melt and a sausage roll fine in the same bag cheers
>>203139258what happeneded
>>203139258Have you reported this theft to the police?
Dossing about all day then?
mmhmm niggas be eatin beans nun u cud do
My hips are proper tighy and soreNeed stretching out by a mandigo physio
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgrj75yx2q0o.ampMad how quickly they rounded up the rioters and locked them up but the labour councillors trial is set for January
>>203139355LITERALLY me right now working very hard from home as it were
>>203138563I will never be a hapa girl getting six figures at a do nothing tech job.
>>203139377he's innocent free him
screaming
>>203139405thomas KWAB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJjQj6PkrY
what does KWAB mean
>>203139489isnt that the question of the day
What jobs do you do if you work from home
>>203139489kock willy and balls
>>203139489
>>203139489Keith wants a barm
all these yanks have sharted and trampled barefoot all over your cornflakes and corn chips
>>203139405I have this hair and facial hair
>>203139531just wypipo things
>>203139397These all got laid off when the money started drying up.
>>203139489(sir) keir wanking a bame
>>203139489KWAB a bitch
*flips head first into the corn barn*
corn barm
Sir Bum Charmer
>>203139557Keir What A Barmer
why is 4mmc so popular in the uk
>mrs started a new job as a graduate project managing assistant, totally new starter>higher salary than mine (7 years experience, billed out at getting on for £100 an hour) Toilberg is fucking me over lads
>>203139556LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQUF9M7horo
they're active
lads, did you just hear that................
>>203139614what's that annual
>>203139614How the fuck is that job paying 100 quid an hour?
Cunt neighbours have a woodchipper sat on their drive and they're blitzing all of the trees in their gardenHow am I supposed to doss about with this racket going on
>>203139614sounds like her toilchad is fucking her if you catch my drift
>>203139602You ever taken it? Feels unbelievably good. The strongest, highest, most pleasurable high going.
Fat Pheebs is a Diversity and Inclusion Manager on 50k
>>203139651*racquet
alot of people walking around getting their rucksacks wet in the rain. Not me. Why? I've got a protective rain proof cover
been going to the library every day for the past month. applied to like 7 jobs. haven't got 1 reply. im a qualified lawyer with a masters. I might have been blacklisted.
she's driving that lambo to Tyrone's and Rayray's section 8 crib to receive some of dat Thug Luv
how did Kier become a Sire? They don't just give out those titles to anyone do they
ALL SCRANS ON DECK
>>203139656>You ever taken it?Yes I love. Never touched coke since I first tried. But it's hard to come by on the main land and for some reason it's everywhere on your monkey island.
>>203139699You have to become Slippin' Jimmy
>>203139699>7 job applications in a monthNot good enough
>>203139699>7 jobsmate that's like 2-3 days worth. If you were signed on you'd be sanctioned.
on £42k sat here posting on /brit/such is life
>>203139602remember when it first came about and people were paying 5 pounds for a gram. Not me though I was busy studying.
*updates filter*
>>203139617that's my ringtone
>>203139699dont listen to the others 7 is a lot well done mate
>>203139602>>203139656>>203139726can't get it at all in Australia I've asked every dealer I've met
Katy stopped shaving to discourage timmy from asking for sex, she kept it pristine and bald for Rayray though
Hampshire supremacist me
>>20313975135k for me, only graduated last year as a code monkey, could be worse.
>>203139716rich white MAN
>>203139716he got it on a technicality. there are a lot of public sector (civil service) jobs that get an automatic knighthood.as director of CPS (UK Public Prosecutor) he got an automatic knighthood. e.g. his successor is Sir Max Hill, who got the same. but no one knows who he is. starmer became an MP in 2015. at that point he was a nobody in British public life.
>>203139716He was head of Her Majesty's Child Porn Service
anime breasts
mental how good the 1080ti was
>>203139726>I love.basedI'm surprised to learn it's hard to obtain in mainland europe. I'd always thought all the stims came from there (well, the Netherlands I suppose). Especially with there being such a big club scene in Germany as well.
>>203139804FGP>>203139787UBP
>>203139716first, you have a child.
>>203139716He assisted in destroying evidence against Saville at the CPS and the establishment gave him a reward in return
>>203139783I was thinking of moving to Hampshire.
>>203139856Yeah? Whereabouts? Just keep clear of Eastleigh/Southampton and you should be good.
>>203139733you got no idea. >>203139746>>203139737>>203139766cheers pal. these applications aren't basic. one of them I needed to submit a cv, cover letter, compile a European Court case analysis and application form.
>>203139785that's solid, am in a different industry but was stuck on around that for a while, only on 42k recentlysee mates earning 55k+ but they seem to have to work a lot lot more not sure it's worth it, maybe it will as I get older
>>203138599They don't exist anymore. All these ragebaits were precovid.
>>203139876fuck off nutt
>>203139817>I'm surprised to learn it's hard to obtain in mainland europeI have to order from uk vendors to get the legit meow meow :(Allah strafe England
>>203139783used to live in Hampshire when I was younger, near Winchester
honest thoughts?
>>203139894I have done most of the ones listed lol
make 100k at my do nothing government jobwould love to do it forever but 100k simply isn't enough money
>>203139241Sacked tranny
MCAT Mondays
>>203139885Yeah I'd rather earn a bit less and be able to actually switch off after work.
on 120k at my architecture firmmostly doss about and let the others do the work
>>203139636My billing rate is just shy of 100 an hour, I'm paid about £38k a year total
>>203139878prefer not to say, probably won't happen like most of my plans
>>203139922isn't black people food just chicken and rice? Chinese eat that all the time
>>203139939giz a job
oh salary posting are we?only on 120k WFH but my wife lives under my desk and sucks my cock while I write emails
Just lie on your CV. Put down companies that have long gone out of business. I was the store manager at Woolworths in 2008 before I jumped ship and progressed on to a career as area manager for Toys R Us in partnership with Debenhams
my gf earns more than me. which is fine because im actively encouraging her to get into the big bucks so i can be a dossing house husband
>>203139912>living in Canberra
>>203139912dunno how different the cost of living in aus is but you could live on 100k aud/£50k very well in most of the country outside of london
>>203139974Theyll notice youre cursed and sack you
>>203139908Anon please, it’s the l*ndoners, as a northerner I have no problem with Russia nor the Russian people :)
>>203139952noit peas and grits
300k per annum as an astronaut megoing to mars next month might doss about a bit once we're there
drug addicts are madness ladsthe things they dotheft, assault, some of them pimp out their spouse, some pimp out their fucking KIDSjust for that highshan't ever be touching any drugs
I'm a delivery boy.
>>203139908What no bird does to a mf
>>203140025yeh you delivery nobs into your arse
>>203139980yes lad every other part of Australia has no form of government at all>>203139981I live comfortable but I want an investment property in 2 years
>>203139976You should encourage her into getting into big dicks
>>203139981Yeah 50k as a single lad would be fucking great, loads of spare dosh.
>>203140010Good lad. I'm 32 and I've been saying this since I was 14. I tried warning people and now my cousin is dead, my uncle and aunt are both dead and my step dad is dead
pimping out my grandmother to buy an eighth of weed
>>203140010Don’t care
>>203140046yeah but that's on the side
>>203140066Grim if true
Been spending most our livesLiving in a dosser’s paradiseBeen spending most our livesLiving in a dosser’s paradise
>>203139912government man aye? can you boost me cenno? haha cheers mate.
State of people who don't drink or take drugs because they "like to remain in control of their own mind". Jesus mate get a fucking grip you poof. Imagine being so weak-willed that you can't enjoy a glass of wine or an eccie now and then. How fucking loose is your grip on reality that one step away from complete sobriety is going to have you quivering in fear?Proper unironic low-IQ behaviour from people who you can tell have never introspected during the course of their entire boring lives, just mindlessly accepted everything that is told to them.
CrateEgg-zec-tiveFinkFortSked-yu-elHate british youtubers. Can barely speak English
povvo working class runts should stay away from drugs. they're too reckless and impulsive so they get addicted easily. drugs are for more intelligent people with discipline
There is a weird intensity of the hatred between Britain and Russia. We never really saw eye to eye but in some cases its more extreme than the yanks and russia
had a vegan lunch today just there de lad
>People are still taking meow meowwhat is this 2010?
>>203140101sorry mate need that money so I can sit inside playing cod all day
>>203140122whats its age have to do with anything?
>>203140107drug abused is based&tradmeth used to be sold over the counter without prescrption
>>203140107can see the appeal of sober livingit is dire when you drink too much and regret your actions the next day
>>203140122unironically the best drug not sure why it's impossible to get heremogs coke in every way
>>203140107At the end of the day you're the weak bellend that can't have any fun without monging out drooling on the couch in a delerium. Drugs are for kids, grow up.
>>203140115Yeah we definitely despise each other
>>203140046snorting
>>203140107good post
bowl of aldi microwave coconut rice for lunch, I'm such a loser
sir bame bummer
>>203140115they view anglo saxons as the enemy and britian as the root of it we are unironically their boogeyman despite being far less relevant than the US in day to day world affairs
can someone give me a qrd on why there seems to be a regular poster spamming interracial porn for the last six years straight
>airhead yank slags can walk into a 150k job, buy a new Porsche and live in a top 10 global city within a few years of graduating>british grads scrap tooth and nail for £40k jobs and can maybe buy a terraced house in the north or go into a flatshare in london
>>203140134That's when it was at the height of its popularity thought it had died a death
>>203140191pay no mind
>>203140193>>british grads scrap tooth and nail for £40k jobs and can maybe buy a terraced house in the north or go into a flatshare in londonLITERALLY me
>>203140151The best drug would be a form of adderall that we don't develop tolerance to
>>203139825?
WOT DO WE THINK OF JANNIES… SHIT…WOT DO WE THINK OF SHIT… JANNIES
>all these people with 100k jobsits over, i live in sydney too and its expensive asf to live
>>203140191he's mentally ill.any other questions?
can already feel that grim late autumn/winter feeling creeping instuck with this until fucking april. sick of it
>>203140115Dont think about Russia at all
>>203140220funny good postunfunny bad post
>>203140191Stop being antisemitic.
mental elves
>>203140193You actually believe yanks? Mate, its an age old tradition in their culture to outright lie about their wage. Most Americans are dirt poor, and the median average wage is £45,000 a year.
>>203140224mad how I bought my apartment in sydney on 70k 5 years agocouldn't do that today
second wank of the day never worth it makes you feel fucking grim afterwards
>>203140269yeah but 3, 4 and 5 are peng
>>203140191GCHQ taskforce sent to kill /brit/
>>203140115I like Russians
>>203140205its less popular but still around
>>203140254>the median average wage is £45,000 a yearPoor them
>>203140115Russia owns a lot of London especially between the 90's and 00's. they corrupted the streets of London with their prostitutes and unused buildings. its more Arab and Chinese buying the city now though.
On 200k but can't afford rent or bills
>>203140191this nigga just learning about 190 lol
the mongs on here actually falling for the "rich american" memeoh my DAYS delete your instagram right now and give yourself a slap ITS NOT REAL YOU FUCKING RETARDS THEY ARE POOR
>>203139556Why do so many of these tech company offices look like a children's playground?
'Deenz 'n' 'ice
>>203140269I dont wank during the day, but between like midnight and 8am I can pop 3/4 out easily and sleep like a baby.
>>203140297in america that is literally fuck all. they have no federal and state taxation but are forced to pay for everything else. e.g. bin collection.can you imagine having to pay to get your rubbish taken away? mental
>>203140311chances are the same job you do currently here, over there it pays a lot more. that's just a fact, even with their private healthcare which is optional
>>203140254>and the median average wage is £45,000 a year.Far far higher than here
>>203140297Its about £3,000 a month, but most states levy more taxes than even England so they'll only really see about £2,200 a month and good luck living in any urban area at all with that wage
Why do none of the Civ games have Hitler in em
>>203140254Yeah people do lie about it irl here a lot and I think it really confuses people which contributes to the lying 4chan exacerbates this and you get people lying even more which gives a skewered perception of how much we make here
>>203140325ktim, morning wanks are shit but evening ones are great
>>203139787don't listen to >>203139825I appreciate the response
remember like 10 years ago I had to go A&E and despite writhing in pain I had to wait 3 hoursand I've heard it's only gotten 10 times worse since thengod forbid when I'm actually old NHS is a bloody mess lads
At 32 years of age I've decided that working is no longer for me. I shall become a Gentleman of Leisure.
>>203140269still chasing that high of those godly wanks
Don't believe for a second that it's more expensive to live in America
>>203140340Mate we pay fucking council tax
>>203140340>they have no federal and state taxation what on earth are you blathering aboutwe have even have city taxes in most localities
dick dicks arse poo hahahahahah
>>203140352In most states people are taxed three or sometimes four times over. The way annual salaries are counted pre and post tax varies, so £45,000 is the upper limit nationally. Its closer to around our range of about £37,000 to £40,000 a year.
>>203140366did they get to the source of your writhing?
>>203140383which is better than their property taxes by a significant margin>>203140389i meant low taxes
>>203140389>>203140340>can you imagine having to pay to get your rubbish taken away?fucktardmum and dad pay the council tax, do they?
One Year On.
Why are you so bitter and spiteful?
americans get taxed for the luxury of living in their own home lmao
>>203140411thats an all in oune relatively low payment for all public services in that area. yanks have it way worse
>>203140417much like an unriped fruit, i just need some sun
>>203140366Had to wait over 8 hours last time, not to mention all the browns. Can't trust em anymore.
>>203140417I'm overripe and rotten to the core
>>203140417they treated me like a dawg
>>203138875This. So much this. They're the cause of so much bullshit going on. So much awful bullshit being pushed. They aren't chads. They're subversive swine.
Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth is just a bit too much to be honest.
>>203140461what's dawg?
wish I was a yank with a mcmansion and a yank wife with yank kids and a yank boat I took out at the weekends hitched to my massive ford pick up truck and ate loads of yank fast food on the way there
Dark fruits weather this
Americans have to payProperty TaxCity TaxMunicipal Tax (council tax)State TaxFederal TaxSales Tax
>>203140441I’ve never had to pay for trash or recycling privately it’s always been the cities I live in
if you have a dossy wfh job make the most out of every minutethey will eventually find out and stick you straight back into the toilmines
>>203140415Mental how utterly barbaric muslims are, you would never see the IDF do something like this
always weird when I see American food reviewers tour eating their XXXL slop multiple times a day but they aren't morbidly obese. how ?
>>203140513My company is fully remote so there's nowhere to stick me apart from the Summer/Christmas party.
>>203140519Its called exercise you mongoloid.
the utah suburb, the mormon wife, corr the dream
>>203140483dark angry wog gaylord
>>203140514ah yes the IDF who famously paraglide into Palestine to kill 1200 civilians
>>203140513that's when you look for a new one
>>203140543Grim houses and steets but lovely vista
>>203140404I already knew what was wrong with meThey just refused to see me
>>203140566Sums up the US really, towns and cities are soulless but the scenery is incredible.
He's happy in his little dinosaur dungarees, chud. Keep fuckin scrolling!
>>203140543imagine growing up here your whole life and marrying your high school sweetheart and having a bunch of kids in a big house
americanmong punching holes in his drywall house microwaving his water putting his mustard in the fridge again
>>203140556Was it really that many?
got yelled at in spanish by some mexican once, felt like i was in west side story
>>203140543full of sexual and marital abuse
>>203140581why are canadians like this?
>>203140581>that man has a gf and I don't
>>203140543they took this from us
anyone know how to hide replies to hidden posts with ublock?
>>203140543Utah is a very interesting state>>203140578On the contrary Salt Lake City has some /soul/ definitely check it out on google streetview sometime.
>>203140618mate she'd be ugly, fat and clearly a headcase
>>2031406234chan.org##.post-hidden.reply.post
>>203140566The houses are unnecessarily ugly and weird inside. I'd take it over here.
>>203140618picture in your mind the kind of woman a man like that would have as a girlfriendwould you want her?
Corr imagine living on a remote pacifica island
>>2031406234chanx does it
>>203140631Mormon get ye gone
>>203140641kek this is my sister
>>203140653virus DO NOT CLICK
New>>203140659
>>203140623Nope
>>203140618You need only take one look at the types of women guys like that pull and you will understand. The real redpill all along was that it's better to be single than be with a slob.
>>203140641>>203140658>>203140710I didn't say I wanted his gf I just want A gf
>>203140543The best part? Some of them practice polygamy.
