Peng York on a Summer's day edition
Going around the world to see all my exes
anime?
poo smells
>>203140599yes 1,200 people killed and 250 taken hostage
just got drafted into the poo wars
going to apply to this job I think ladsyour thoughts?
Israelis are so fucking fit
>>203140653not sure where to put this >>2031406704chanX filter can't filter per thread>>203140702thanks anyway ahmed
Whatd the pin for your computer
>>203140659You literally have not lived if you didn't spend your twenties running around the NYC comedy scene
>>203140759At work its Enochpowellwasright1488
alright thats it, 2016freak's spam has well and truly convinced me to join the army and get my legs blown off for some desert shithole*looks into the camera and rolls my eyes*
Need a job pronto or I'm turning to a life of crime.
>You literally have not lived if you didn't spend your twenties running around the NYC comedy scene
>>2031407592813308004
Got nicknamed the priest at toil because I don't talk much
>>203140759alri gchq lad
nigger ipa
>>203140789go for this one >>203140743
>>203140759sudo rm -rf /*
DESPISE negronis
>>203140817just bought this down the black boy inn
Don't give a fuck how many individual taxes Americans pay, only thing that matters is how much they pay total compared to hereIf you don't have that info, shut the cunting fuck up
>>203140753What are you actually trying to do.you filter words in 4chanx like this /spainlad/itheres then an tickbox in the settings to hide any replies to this
>>203140747that's an eastern european woman
>>203140821Don't think the buses go that way
>>203140802thought it was cos you're a noncego along with it and make it seem like you like it and when it's widely adopted go to HR and claim they're discriminating you on the basis of being a good religious catholic boy
>1080x2028
can't motivate myself to play new games any more lads :(
>>203140839Natalia Fadeev is Israeli retard
>>203140847not sure why anyone in the uk isn't planning a move to australia
>>203140862she's as iraeli as rishi sunak is english
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woke
>>203140865Going China innit. Same thing but not as hot
>>203140865woke as fucktonnes of crime by abo subhumansshit job market
>>203140865just not impressed by it. might have gone if it was the 1990s but not anymore
>>203140865bit farbit expensive
Taking your sister to Scooter's Coffee
>>203140901the uk is all this but worse
>>203140924the UK is my home though
>>203140882By that logic you're a Mesopotamian pastoralist not French
>>203140865horrible country, too hot, awful culture, vile people
Why do most men sleep naked
>>203140924fuck up ausdog
>>203140855wanted to play pic related but it seems more stressful than stellaris and i aint feeling that rn
>>203140737Why dif they have that big festival on the border
i'm gonna start replying to british flags on outer /int/ with "yeah?" and "[repeats their post], did you?"
Was rooting for the Fire Nation the whole time.
Take the Judaismpill lads. Goycattle were born to serve Jews.
>>203140963because it's comfy. Sometimes in the summer if it's hot I'll keep my boxers on to stop my cock and balls flopping all over the place.
14.3%Northern Ireland16.7%Republic of Ireland21.7%South East England22%Central England22.9%South West England23%Northern England24.8%Scotland25%Wales
>Muhammad refused to eat lizards because he thought they were Jews in disguisebased?
>>203140938been here longer than france, can't say the same about that israeliyou got the wrong logic
>>203140987yeah?
>>203141000why did God make jews so fucking ugly and white people so beautiful if they were his chosen people?
haven't done the work toilberg asked me to dohe won't be best pleased
>>203140987yeah? gonna start replying to british flags on outer /int/ with "yeah?" and "[repeats their post], did you?" will you?
>UK's largest mortgage lender said the average price hit £293,399 in September, just short of the record £293,507 reached in June 2022.that's like 9x the average salary
>>203140865Too hot. No culture. Be like living in dubai. Grim beyond belief
bzzzZZZZZZzzzzbzzzz bzzzzzzzzzbzzzZZbZZZZZZZ
>>203141039get it done
Ho Lee Peng
>>203141041i bought my 2 bed flat for 185k 4 years ago. probably worth like 230k now.
>>203141041looks like you're going to have pay 3/4 of your wage to rentbergstein
>>203141041Yeah. But parents these days have a lot of money and usually help their kids out. Home owning parents that is. Your parents do own their home right?
wanking out a poo
>>203141082Nah I'll just keep living at home
ublock filter that hides by flag only in /brit/ and hides replies to hidden posts activated
Nothing is more tedious than battling against stupidity. For before no authority does it admit defeat, by no reason is it convinced. But since stupidity is not equal in (all) men, and their minds are not (all) clouded to the same extent, I see that a few arguments must be brought against them.
might suck a covfefe
>>203141000based
>>203141041You will be in debt slavery to the bank. They will change the rate of interest you pay at anytime and they will seize your house if you are late on any payment
Silent Hill 2 Remake on the morrow
woke up with a hangover, ate a gherkin (a pickle, for us yanks) and instantly felt a burst of vitality throughout my body, zipped right down to my computer to tell you about it, i should be in gherkin commercials
Crazy how women can just lose interest in you one day and that’s it. Your relationship is over and you can’t do anything about it. And they can’t even articulate why they’ve lost interest
>>203141101based, I kneel
>>203141079>2 bed flat for 185kAbsolute state of Britain
young thug is free lads
www.woke.com
(8) i took the wokkkkkkkkkk to poland (8)
>>203141118Comically evil people
>>203141101wish i could do this but alas im a normie.
>>203141127crazy how you typed all this boring shit
Its ya boy sammy d - still a nigga
lot of hurtful things being said about Australia in this thread... may have to reconsider our relationship going forward...
>>203141118might suck an israeli
Wait Games are back to coming back out on Tuesdays? I wish they'd do the same with music
https://www.tiktok.com/@simonacoppola
>>203141154alri Eichmann
>>203141156Why would that prevent you living at home?
canda :£
>>203141137yeh bit pricey but its a pricey bit of the country and the area itself is quite nice. i've been doing it up a bit too so that should add even value to the place. you could say im somewhat a property expert now
>Gov website locks you out of your account for 30 minutes if you enter the wrong password 3 times.Yeah nice one I'll just do nothing for half an hour then shall I because you've probably made me use a password with some bullshit amount of capital letters, numbers and special characters?
i'm the gherkin gremlin
Jeff is so boring. All he ever does is post Israeli whores.No one gives a shit, Jeff.
got the paul wall the peoples champ on
>>203141197Why cant you just type normally?
The average house in Britain gains more value in a year than the average worker does, and people wonder why Britain's a shithole
>>203141188my gf, my job, my age, my dignity
>>203141137my 2 bed apartment would go for maybe 450k pounds you lot have it easy
Noticed a lot of delivery drivers have been going around in pairs recently, dunno what that's aboutAlso they knock about 20 times in a row
>>203141217shit's grim here too
wish rick and morty hadn't ruined them so i could make a whole series of gherkin posts
>>203141236Get the Indians in
>>203141225They've been getting robbed
>>203141220none of that stops you living at home unless you moved away for work (lol)
>>203141225October so we're training all the temporary runt staff that have been hired for christmas. Also we have to actually knock and do stuff properly to show them.
>>203141224what about rural property? can i still live my myth in some australian homestead
Starmer is about to sign a trade deal with India which will include free movement
you don't live at home? what are you, homeless? hooting
>>203141236Mad how it has nothing to do with immigration
>>203141236*imports 5 million browns*That'll fix it
>>203141264most of that stops any man with a shred of dignity living at home. if you're an incel then its a fine arrangement. but im not an incel you see
A town in North Carolina that was devastated by the hurricane is coincidentally the exact place where Black Rock wants to mine for lithium.
>>203141236crack den or mansion was years ago, things got worse?
>>203141284might move to india
Got called a malignant chud outside home bargains
>>203141236Canada's situation puts to bed the theory that the housing crisis has anything to do with space and land
might move to Darjeeling
sir nigger importer
>>203141282yeah that's cheap but Australian rural areas are exceptionally grim with a few exceptionsour cities mog yours but our countryside is among the worst in the developed world
Just range ban Ethiopia I'm sick of that faggot
little old lady called me a handsome young man in m&s
>>203140659That's pretty peng, but it can't match Pengdon
Rorke Tuah!
>>203141041and yet everyone at toil thinks I'm some sort of loser for not forkiing out a grand a month on rent and living with my parents in my late 20s
Never had a home. Parents always repeatedly reminded me growing up that I was living in "their house" and they could kick me out or send me to the naughty boys home at any point if I made them mad
>pengdon
>>203141331Ive got some family there. Half are bogan farmers who seem kind of based. The others are Melbournite lefty university types
>>203141339what you don't see in the photo is the millions of wogs
>>203141355English parenting, everyone
>>203141331>rural areas are exceptionally grimIn what way?
live your myth in Sydney
I am the smartest man alive
>>203141359imagine the amount of indian "students" you can stuff in that shack and charge them 1000 pounds each for the privelige
>>203141355Alri harry potter
>>203141331is the grimness because of remoteness and wildlife or just not developed
>>203141303lol how is paying 50% of your income to a fat boomer or jewish landlord dignified
>>203141383Theres no way thats real
>>203141385yeah?
>>203141383*rubs eyes in disbelief* 4 MILLION???
i've covered all the posts i don't like in this thread with a poo smearput a poo smiley face next to the ones i DO like
>>203141236import 1million more indians might ease it
>watching bazinga man on yt>25m viewsFUCK meaboslute giant of a show, aye?
>>203141377The po-po making sure you don't turn left
>>203141315space and land are important but if you build housing on it while your population increases, you're bound to have housing problems
>>203141383>Sold
>>2031413836bedrooms and 3 bathrooms in that?
recruiters, estate agents, anyone working in finance, marketers, and car salesmen are all scum without fail
>>203141383better have a mansion in the back garden
>>203141411i wouldnt know as i only pay 20% of my income
>>203141450what about lawyers
>>203141467renting a wheelie bin?
>>203141429I was so obsessed with this show as a kid I started trying hard at school, went to a top university and got a well paid job but don't have any mates so can't live the Leonard life LOL
>>203141480Mortgage on my property
need one of these rn
Rorkey Porkey was right...
>>203141478posted by: a third world immigrant probable rapist too
>>203141429>>203141485people say i look and act like sheldonngmi
>>203141355I mean I guess it's a lot of land but god what a shitholehttps://www.realestate.com.au/property/6-beeson-st-leichhardt-nsw-2040/I guess they'll do it up and sell it for 10 million
It's very hard to be equally as repulsive as Belgium freak but somehow Jeff manages to do it.
>>203141478>swimming af
Mad how Diego thinks we should listen to bronze age fairy tales when those people didn't even understand what the Milky Way was - pic related
Not gay but I imagine a vibrating ball in your asshole feels pretty good
>>203141514What's going on with the viatnamese then?
>>203141382>>203141402they're>ugly in a soulless way (can't stress this enough)>poor>boring>full of meth addicts we have nothing at like your pretty market towns or cute villages with a 400 year old pub
>>203141514leftypol turning a blind eye to this
@BBCnews Keir Starmer: I reject those who stand against the plentiful boatfuls of quivering, throbbing, and writhing thousands of Congolese BBCs being delivered for free right to our shores. I personally will not rest until the coverage of the BBC across this isle equals that of our national broadcaster
>>203141471yeah them too
*enters thread*
>>203141580roaoar
>>203141557this is what britain is all about
>>203141580best posts i've seen in yonks
Porn is intrinsically fascist and English.
I'm trying to workout my budget I don't like these bills and shit
>>203141628Nah, it's Communist.
>>203141557taken outside cooper rose wetherspoons sunderland t. knower
>>203141580Why is his skin so dry in every picture?
>>203141629just don't pay them
women...
>>203141656lizard
>>203141651Appreciated. I like having context
the new gaf
>>203141668That's what I do with most except internet. Those guys cut you off after like a week of no payment. Not like Electricity, can go months without paying that
>>203141651spend a lot of time in the place opposite do ya?
mad how halloween is an official holiday here and easter isn't
>>203141699the mcgaff so to speak
>>203141677it's a generational issue
reckon trannies and general leftypol types are what happens when people who really should be ashamed of their existence are given antidepressants so they become completely shameless
>>203141640Nah it's fashpilled. Sadism is the English vice.
>>203141699I'd have called it a chazzwazzer
>>203141706so you just end up paying a massive sum instead of a monthly sum. good job
we could just nationalise all housing companies and make it a legal obligation to build 1 million houses a year
>>203141753Nah. All the top Communists were gooners. Beira loved porn.
>>203141766Nah you can usually negotiate them down
>>203141677>brown>tarqopinion discarded
>>203141796into paying what you owe them. nice one
I've never made love to a woman lads
get the greenbuilt paved over
>>203141318it's an interesting idea not going to lie very curious about the old British properties there. wonder if any of them were maintained
>>203141769We don't need more housesStop importing brownsAll the houses we need were built 100 years ago
I once forgot to pay my Internet bill and I still had Internet for about four days after the deadline before it cut off.There was excess Internet in the cables that had to drain out first before I lost Internet access.
>>203141769No more building. No more births. Automation. AI. And green grass.
the dream home as it were
>>203141819>greenbuilt
anyone else remember the sikhs are brotier psyop
Gimps who cry if you tell them yanks have a higher quality of life than us
reckon it should be every british gentleman's dream to travel to darjeeling, take a sip of tea, and die with a smile on his face
>>203141873Mans talking like yoda
why can't 4chan jannies be paid?
>>203141782>the top Communists were goonersActually they supported Dynamo Moscow
>>203141902due to woke
>>203141769highrises mate, that's the only way we'll achieve cyberpunk kinojust don't make let the buildings be designed by artsy retards and you're golden
>drinking IPAyou lads like IPA?
leftypol seethes endlessly about the housing crisis but shrinks at the mere suggestion of reducing immigration
how do I unlearn english? I don't want to understand anglos
imagine getting to heaven and jesus is actually black and trans and xie looks at you with a disappointed look on xir's faceyou cunts would be so fucked
>>203141866aye
Running down the stairs with my arse out
>>203141945drink until your brain forgets
yeah what we need is more chink built ugly highrise apartments to house the endless horde of jeets that'll solve the housing crisis
Gimps who cry if you tell them we have no space to live and toil on shite wages compared to most yanks
on jamesedition looking at the peng cribs
>>203142021the tranny wagon
you wouldn't last a DAY at buc-ee's, don't kid yourself mac
>>203141911is that the only word you know, rorke?
I feel like I probably already have freedom to move to India Are they really going to say no to a Britisher?
>>203141998Americans get higher wages because they own pretty much all of Europe as vassal states and can plunder their wealth, territory and research.
>>203142042leftypol wants to replace all words with woke varients
Gimps who cry when you tell them that we imprisoned more people for saying words online than Russia.
>God creates life>Makes little human fellas>Gives them free will>They have to decide to follow God and all his rules>God doesn't tell them this though. They have to figure it out themselves>They have to worship and praise God>If they don't they get punished and tortured eternally in hellDoesn't really make sense when you think about it. It's like buying a puppy, not toilet training it, and then killing it for pissing on the floor. Why does God need an ego boost anyway?
yeah, that's right, KEEP WALKING, pal
Gimps who cry when you tell them we have face scanning cameras at events like Silverstone, scanning people faces and cross referencing them against wanted men
Western North Carolina is not exactly known for being a vulnerable spot for hurricanes.Not natural hurricanes anyway.If you catch my drift.
I'm a girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsC5iGc9b00
(8) life's so fun life's so fun dont even worry about noone (8)
>>203142137these men are lizards
Would love, LOVE to operate a 2S7 Pion
>>203142138The Elton John Special
Gimps who cry when you tell them that your masters means fuck all and you're on 40k when you could be on 120k in the USA
>>203142108Not really.
gimps who fell for the meme and think everybody in america is a billionaire in LA because he saw instagram reels
>>203142163>theres people itt that doesnt know this feelingthis is me
Gimps who cry when you tell them that we don't have a GI bill and we don't have an obliging VA
>>203142178>you're on 40k when you could be on 120k in the USADoing what
>>203142138Looks like Elton John sharted all over it
Gimps who cry when you tell them that you can buy a farmhouse with land in ukraine for £7,500 and it isn't even anywhere near the frontline
britishers moving to the US and forming ethnic enclaves
Bizarre gimmick this
>>203142231Social Media Research Project Analyst
America treats Israel and the Ukraine better than it treats American citizens.
gimps who start crying when you tell them the younger the fitter they are
Failproof guide for getting shagged for brits:go to AmericaAmerican girls love Brits regardless of whether they're a tarq or working class
ah yes let me just move to Ukraine so I can sit in a farmhouse waiting to get bombed because 4chan told me to
america should be paying white brits $1m to move to their country
>>203142272been to america 3 timesnever once had a girl interested in me and i went out to bars and shit
AHAJAHAHAGELTON JOHN LOOOOL BRADLEY WALSH XDXDyou cunts need new material
>Failproof guide for getting shagged:Be young and attractive
>>203142286you got a face like a garbanzo bean
gimps who wear rubber suits and suck off blokes
>>203142286must be moderately good looking
Gimps who cry when you tell them that the country cannot even tie its own shoelaces and big infrastructure projects are impossible because there is no integrity
https://www.hrdive.com/news/buc-ees-advertising-how-much-it-pays-its-staff-labor-wages/688786/These wages should be normal for every job
Doing a think
Black Rock wants that lithium and they will slaughter every North Carolina citizen who gets in their way.
yanks referring to chickpeas as garbanzo beans loooooll
Sex and sexual related things
most farmers are mentally ill and depressed, the highest suicide rate is in rural areas especially the US, which makes up approximately 70% of all gun related deaths (suicides)
>>203142356degenrate
>>203142300OK I've stopped bradley posting guess no more Elton John posting either. Always thought it was a stupid joke anyway
Gimps who cry when you tell them that the polish tradesmen actually have a better work ethic and feel worse about leaving a shitty newbuild in a shite state than most british workmen, because they will be homes that people need to live in and not something you rush because its friday afternoon and you need a pint and a bag in
did you hear what i said to him, the garbanzo bean line? boy i sent him flying to the moon, i did! he won't be bothering us anymore
If people didn't want to die in a hurricane then they shouldn't have had the nerve to live on Black Rock's lithium deposits.
Get Bill Gates to sterilise Africa NOW
>>203142286Never went to bars but I had girls at cash registers and shit hitting on me when they heard my accent telling me how cute I sounded
I want the woke to end
Rape the disabled sir
>>203142394>Black RockSounds like you've done a lot of research on the subject (sarcasm)
>>203142410chad
>>203142338Not convinced she could explain how they were 'economically and militarily harassed'
Racist rural white Americans antisemitically living where a Black Rock lithium mine is supposed to be
Gimps who cry when you inform them that a tradesmen was once arrest for a big binbag full of crips packets in his van from all his lunches over the year. Plod got him because you need a license to pick up rubbish past a certain amount
>>203142450we made haitians pay us for their freedom
its like my pop always said, sometimes the juice ain't worth the squeeze
>>203142471Sounds fair
got loads of yous this thread but didn't see them til now cuz i was eating a cheesy bacon pie with the mrs
>>203142453
>>203142471we have a national debt too
mickey mantelloni ovah heah
>>203142471They were indebted to France to begin with. They seized all the infrastructure the French administration built and maintained, and they couldn't have expected to keep it for free post-independence surely?
>>203142456nigga who asked
Gimps who cry because we've got foreign assets getting into house of lords, as well as appointments as payment for favours towards the PM
gimps who spam brit with shite gimmicks
whisper it: starmer is based
You got a good point, I like the way you comb your hair around it!
Gimps who cry when you tell them that zionism would never have had the leg up it had without obliging british people
gimps who cry by the crack of a dominatrix’ whip
>>203142338Rhodesia?
None of these posts are very funny, might come back later tonight ttyl x
>>203142522Whiny soy trans /brit/ crybabies
>>203142446Far from it, was a virgin until my mid twenties
>>203142545>>203142545>>203142545New
>>203142566>>203142566
tobys who have a tantrum because they can't afford booze after spending all of his benefits in one day
I am a 28 year old with a degree and my effective hourly pay (on a salary) is £15.60
>>203142563utter chad
