'ween edition>>203142283previous
cummies, im drinking covfefe
There and a half more hours
>>203153820Why do lesbians pursue women that look like boys? Also, you can totally see the abusive dynamics here, as to why lesbian relationships are the most abusive. There's always a dominant bully one and a submissive meek one.
>>203153820you can see how uncomfortable she is look at her wince when she touches her, very creepy
>>203153867dangerous house pet but good for intruders i suppose >>203153903i'm going to do this right now
>>203153917The same reason gay men like feminist ne looking dudes. Homosexuality isn't real, it's just a fucked up fetish. Men want women and women want men. That's how we evolved.
>>203153917woah there buddy. let's think about what you're asking>why do lesbians...What does the word "lesbian" mean? >lesbian (noun) 1. a woman who is sexually or romantically attracted to other women; a gay womanlet's use this information to rephrase your question.>why do women...and there. we can stop. this is an ill-posed question!there is no reason behind anything women do. i'm glad we could come together and have this learning experience.
>lemme tell you about x topic
>>203154021kek
>>203154021so called 'rational and reasonable' men when their football team loses
>>203154067sexo con mejican bussy
>>203154085Testosterone built the world, sweetieSorry you can't see that. And if the tradeoff is that some woman gets a black eye when her Chad bfs team loses, well, that's fine by me. Choices, amirite
Up $1700 gambling
>>203153773>>203153773Florida posters are you guys alright?
>>203154211Lemme hold a couple hundred, big dog
>>203154091i like her bangs
>>203154211Spare a dollar big baller
>>203154091>>203154304thinking about going to the barber with that image and telling them to give me the same haircut
>>203154113Stop doing this pls
>>203154150so when men are irrational and emotional it's based and cool instead, got it
>>203154248im okay
>>203154258Sure I'll just venmo it to you, or cashapp it. Unless you use another app. Just kidding! Canadians can't use those apps, but I guess I had you going there for a second haha all in good /cum/ fun
>>203154332i would hope they would try their best to honor your request instead of just being like 'but you're not a cat'
>>203154375see >>203154308
>>203154248No
>>203154404it's a bob cut, if they can't do it because the bob cut is on a cat you just filtered a bad barber
motherfuckers are really charging 45 bucks for a t-shirt that is 50% recycled plastic
>>203154353NOW you're learning!But seriously, it's not based. But if you choose to be with a man who strikes you, that's a personal choice and if you stay I don't feel sorry for you
>>203154460do you think recycling is free or cheap?
>>203154458it unironically suits the shape of her head in the picture it's perfect
wtf why did you douchebags ghost my new
>>203154404>'but you're not a cat'well actually...
>>203154505Because only a select few faggots are allowed to make new threads
>>203154505we're not douchebags. dont ever call us that!
>>203154505You're not a cum flag stop acting like you belong here bitch
>>203154505See>>203153369
>>203154564based mexican
>>203154404>'but you're not a cat'are you saying most posters in this thread aren't?
>>203154340
#1 on my duolingo leaderboard for my league
>>203154540
im hungry
If luck were a real skill, mine would be around -1000.
>>203154614He's Kind of Fresh
>>203154468i agree, but it's not always that clear cut, there's always a certain amount of coercion and consequences built into abusive relationships. 'oh you want to leave? you have nowhere to go, and i control all the bank accounts' i agree that there a bunch of women that stay with complete abusive dirtbags for no reason though, and i don't respect them when they want to yap about how shit their man is, you choose to stay so you get no sympathy from me, even worse when they get mad that you are calling their clearly abusive man shit
>>203154614>>203154540hey guys
>>203154627mine? negative infinity
>>203154697hey. sorry for the background noise, my upstairs neighbors are doing it again (1pm on a monday edition)
>>203154612What language
>>203154731i wanted to talk to you about something raul...
>>203154627>>203154710>yfw it's stored as an 8 bit integer so negative breaks the game and gives you a bugged positive luck
>>203154829??
>>203154821https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbTfNKBm-sU
Shinmusou Ittou-ryu style is best.
>>203154856increase your INT stat
>>203154829Can you fix my computer it won't turn on and I don't know why
>>203154795Spanish, day 70
>>203154889hi ronald
>>203154950>SpanishUgh. BORING. Why don't you learn something crazy
>>203154933>it won't turn on and I don't know whymotherboard
>>203154982remember when they added Klingon and Valyrian to DuoLingo before many real-world languages? Lol stupid owl
>>203154982because I'm a dummy and it pretty easy
washed a bunch of dishes.
>>203155020Wow, you're really smart. What do I owe ya
>>203155053those languages are probably more known and interesting than the 6000 tongues spoken on Papua New Guinea
>>203155157proud of you. how clean are things? i should clean up a bit too
>>203155158good /cum/ posts, possibly even making the new edition later
*enters the kitchen and eats a spoonful of peanut butter then leaves the dirty spoon in the sink without washing it and leaves*
Adulting tip#1: if you wash a dish after you use it, you will never have to "wash a bunch of dishes"
>>203155157i did this yesterday and i cleaned a bunch of tarnished silver flatware too it was a good feeling >>203155207you are my greatest enemy in this world
Have no problem with foreigners coming here to discuss CUM but all namefaggots need to be gassed
>>203155208i always do dishes after dinner for this reason, it's just so much easier and it doesn't pile up
>>203155232Agreed. Go to Reddit if you want a username
>>203155260I cannot abide the clutter. The fuck I look like going to watch a movie with a bunch of dirty dishes in the sink. Shits just wrong. Wash dishes as you use them, god dammit.
Yeah I'll donate plasma to buy alcohol
I let the dirty pots and pans sit for a few hours with some soap and water, you know, to soak and loosen up the grease and grime
Yeah, i hate namefags too
Project 2025 is fucking dead
>>203155308this is the rule in my household that my child will follow i am not a dirty dish household>>203155375this is okay sometimes
business idea: liquid dish soap made with cum
>>203155232yep they all suck
>>203155406try every time, because i cook twice a day
are we doing the name joke again
>>203155375This is acceptable when you've cooked something harsh like lasagna or fucking ribs or some shit. That shit ain't coming off right away anyways
My volume on my headphones was really high for some reason and I hit play and I think I just did some permanent damage to my hearing
>>203155447
>>203155435i just have very little discipline and if i let dishes "soak" then i won't get to them>>203155462i put stuff like this in the dishwasher and hand wash later
>mfw I saw a black immigrant woman saying all the jeets need to leave CanadaWe are approaching a UK level of acknowledgement this country is broken
>>203155534i wish i had a dishwasher
>>203155555quints
Fellas, what do you do if you're dishwasher stops working?SMACK HER! HA HA HA!
SOMEONE HIRE ME TO WORK IN CANADA IM A SKILLED WORKER AAAAAA
>>203155539
>>203155585>find an american company with Canadian branches>apply to the American company>transfer/offer to work in the branch officeYou have to do it that way
>>203155616who was in the wrong here?
>MOVE YA FUCKIN BOMBACLOT INDIAN
>>203155616>Jeets hate blacks>blacks hate jeetsI LOVE DIVERSITY
>>203155744do you look like that
>>203155539It's good if all the proper immigrants are getting pissed about the temporary worker / student fiasco. It'll lead to greater awareness of the insane levels of corruption under Trudeau and maybe we will finally purge the parliamentarians and public servants involved in it.
Me gwan da bus, full pack wit Indians, man don't know bout dat ting
>>203155539no one hates immigrants who are abusing the system more than immigrants who didn't lmao
I was watching a YouTube video set in Canada and this white guy was walking down the street past nothing but Jeets and had to pretend it was normal
>>203155616hahaha once I got past the middle of this post and I realized he had a jamaican accent I immediately went back to reread the whole post in a jamaican accent good times
>>203155758more like this
>It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat
gonna start on lunch and do some chores and pick up and i might reorganize my bedroom bye
>>203155846can you link the video I would like to see
cum con sex con benus
>>203155973I don't know what it was. I watched it last night when I was drunk
>>203155784CURRY CLOT FROWNZY INDIAN MAN Y'KNOW? Them jeets smell green! Powerful stinkin' pon de bus!
>>203155966A suivre, mec
>>203156028check your YouTube watch history
>>203155760>It's good if all the proper immigrants are getting pissed about the temporary worker / student fiascoIn the Chink community there is a meme that jeets specifically always figure out how to immigrate somewhere via scamming or loopholes. I would imagine everyone else is the same. I have heard pretty much every major ethnic group here complain about jeets, even ones like Sri Lankans that really make you think
>>203156125My browser delete browsing history upon exit automatically
>>203156141Sri Lankan student immigrant murdered the entire family that was housing him here with a knife including the infants
Imagine getting mistaken for the Rock
>the good immigrantswho is going to tell him?
>>203156233Yeah I know, they are literally jeets themselves. It just shows you how bad Indians have fucked up their reputation
>>203156285India is fucking grim though I cannot blame them for all wanting to get out problem is it's that way because of them
>>203156146YouTube saves your watch history separately, as long as you're signed in.
>>203155786>no one hates immigrants who are abusing the system more than immigrants who didn't lmaoFACT CHECK: TRUE
>>203156426>Signing in everAnon no!
>>203156274based nativist
worked overtimewas told i would receive overtime paydid not receive overtime pay
>>203156582if you don't get that money you are a cuck
>>203156582That’s illegal
>>203156392>problem is it's that way because of theSAAR IT WAS THOSE BLODDY BENCHOD BRITISHERS. They stole Kohinoor and 99 trillion dollars from Bharat sir!
>>203156304Least Chad bus driver
>>203018413I'm back feels good
>>203156582thats illegal and it's time to contact the Department of Labor
I mean, come ONGive a guy a friggin break
i've made a machine that goes BIIP when you direct it at a brown pedophile. where Is goshcel? this time we're gonna prove who he really is bros
when I was younger I thought Bill was ridiculous but now I feel like a lot of anons will be like this in the future
>>203156694>>203156883i work for one of those huge ass companies that does all sorts of illegal shit but they're too big to prosecute.
>>203157105How many mexicans do you have to deal with everyday?
found this image mildly entertaining
>>203156582Btfo the fuck out
>in the future
attention all cumgirls: i am making spaghetti for dinner.
>>203156582did you get it in writing, for example an email of some kind? if so, mention to your boss that your extra hours didn't go through.this will either solve the problem, or it will be the beginning of a paper trail you can use to sue your employer for ~$600
>>203156974>>203157304
>>203157304for me, it's boxed mac and cheese.
>>203157332it's amazing how boring this image is
attention all cumboys: i am making cottage pie for dinner
>>203157332It's amazing how interesting this image is
One time I got stoned and ate fruit loops with fruit punch instead of milk and it was god damned delicious
>>203157346women just love pasta in general, bread too
DUDE
>>203157553why did you assign a gender to carbs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I woke up this morning nearly pissing myself since I dreamed a world where horses were never invented, so humans were forced to ride VERY tall dogs throughout history lolImagine the melancholious charge of Faramir from the Return of the King, except the knights are riding large dogs lmao
>>203157625That wasn't a dream anon.
>>203157614
>>203157604for fun
>>203157625I could picture this if the dogs looked like Borzhois
How are native women in your countries?Im in a mood to make Findians and close circle of earth to end this stimulation.
>>203156727And they didn't do fuck all about it
>>203157515mmm
>>203157684I just revealed a very personal, very embarrassing dream to everyone. Let's not rub salt in the wound by adding up stupid Tolkien fantasy creatures to it.
>>203157515Yum
I just happen to have two twenties and two tens right here in my wallet
>>203157982No charge to you, Mr Torrance.
Caffeine pills: IN
>>203157982VGH...LA FAMIGGHIA UMANA
>>203157982Imagine how much more genocidal humans would be if the other human species were still around. We would've nuked ourselves out of existence decades ago.
Get yourself baned in another board and then come back here to complain about jannies saying the n word many times
>>203158117if?
Just got unbanned on the iphoneberg. Gonna take it easy for a bit
Just got a pass why am i being asked to solve captcha
>>203158805no refunds ;^)
Fk still banned, I wonder how hes taking it
>>203155873likely he speaks in the "Toronto accent" which is forced and extremely retarded mix of Jamaican and Canadian
>>203158182Yes, all extant humans are members of the same species (homo sapiens sapiens.) There used to be many species of humans, but the rest of them are dead now, something that augurs poorly for humanity's longterm survival. Next you'll be saying the Jews are trying to trick us into thinking all dogs are members of the same species. >>203158420Always loved this.
>>203158884he used to seethe but now he's like 41 so I would assume he's more mellow
>>203158930you're tiresome and boring
hey guys
tired of this shit
>>203159080What, France?
>>203159084yeah, those people will fit right in here in Americat. current administration
203159159Unable to discern what this is supposed to mean
>>203159084Mr bean looking ahh nigga
AND YOU WENT TO SOME BIG SOME BIG SCHOOL TO PROVE THAT YOU WERE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME
I wish South America and Canada would invade the USA already and take back their land and freedom and long lost heritage.
>>203159084it seems in arab countries being an incel is a mark of shame, unlike in the west where its the norm but still frowned upon
want coffee but it is too late in the day
>>203159633understandable
Nothing i do is right. Nothing i think is right. Nothing is right in this world. Everything is ugly and covered in filth. All i feel is anger and hatred in my soul
Real normie hours
Where the zoomers feeling nostalgia for last week's tik tok trend at?
>>203160040You're a real wisenheimer, you know that?
i am so productive and my home is almost clean i just need to clean the windows and dust and then im done
>>203160040gen z has nostalgia for fucking big chungusyeah its from 2017 which was 7 years ago but still
>>203160261Fuck you want, a butonniere?
Made a bad post and I have to wait until time passes so people stop responding
>>203156426it even saved history based on your ip
>>203158958He should start making better posts then
>>203156974Sometimes I eat over the sink so I don't have to use a plate
so fucking pissed.
>>203160590What happened
>>203160551I do this with pre shredded cheese when I eat it straight from the bag
>big chungus was 7 years ago
Did the janners ban like half the board? Why's this shit so DED
>>203160699expect a rise 1 week before and after the us elections
This election is gonna be so entertaining!Specially if the orange ma loses.
>>203160795It'd be really fucked up if they did a ban spree just a day or 2 before the election Because the ban lasts 3 days and it would make it so they can't /cum/ post during all the hijinks
back from walmart
>>203160981shart on the mart
american on holiday in europe herethey don't even have ranch herenobody knows what it is
>>203160995thats crazy
>>203161046Sock head confirmed?
This is me in my new office space
good afternoon, have a good time, and death to mexico
>>203160598my SSD died, so I RMA'd it, and it took forever, but they sent me a new one, except it was the wrong model, so I contacted them and said "hey you guys sent me the wrong model" and they said they'd start a new RMA process so I could send it back and get the correct model, but that was a few days ago and I still haven't heard anything. my PC has been unusable this whole time.
Ranch and most salad dressings are just variations of mayonnaise
>>203161097Cheems
>>203157352>the guerrero attack was a self-assassination attempt by the right wing (probably also sponsored by the gringo government) to put pressure on sheinbaum, tarnish her image (first days as president), make her intensify the military/national security cooperation between washington and mexico.
>>203161127Well have you made use of this break to foster productive habits
omg nobody caresGo to /mex/
A local bobs big boy got decapitated
>>203161255I care
I don't wanna take the bus today
>>203161231I am not under any obligation to do that. I just want my fucking PC back.
Am I out of janny jail yet?
>>203154644>even worse when they get mad that you are calling their clearly abusive man shitI feel like every man has had a defining moment where he tried to rescue a damsel being abused only for her to turn on the guy trying to rescue her. This, along with being cheated on, are probably the most common situations where men open their eyes to the real nature of "cure, innocent, delicate" women
>>203161501It's called making lemonade out of lemons, my spazzy friend
buds, im sheepy
>>203161541Sublime already wrote a song about that called Wrong Way
I don't practice santeria
White women are angels. I can't fathom how even a 6/10 blue eye blonde mogs a 10/10 latinxa or asian
Why can I shit talk every other race but poking fun at janny’s precious stinkjeets is an instant week
finna poop
>>203154067MEGA FARTs arent discussed here nearly enough
>>203161657Damn. Have so dignity.
White foids are gross and smell weird which is why they need to mask their stank with essential oils, scented lotion, a dollop of omega scented conditioner, doucher loaded with perfume, scented “for her” baby wipes, all under a healthy cloud of whatever flowery FOTM perfume all the other foids in her social group are wearing at the time
can't fucking stand humanity anymore.
>>203161772NO>>203161858Shut the FUCK up Jason
>>203161897What's wrong this time Dr Manhattan
>>203161939humanity needs to go extinct. i am not even baiting.
>>203161973Are you watching war footage or got bullied at work or something
Imma need a source for that
Another day wasted
>humanity needs to go extinctwhy are white people like that?
>humanity needs to go extinctWhite people when they aren't allowed to shoot up meth and fuck their dog at the public park
>>203162051Another day... another... a... *starts drinking seasonal flavored buzzballz*
>>203162104go back to mexico
>>203162128buzzball?
Praying for the people of FloridaDear GodPlease send the hurricane directly into TexasThank youYour nigga,Anon
oh that's right I have cousins in Florida, I wonder if they will be killed by the hurricane?
>>203162141*Throws a nude of your sister behind you and then leaves while you're jerking off to it*
wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddy
>>203162232We can only hope
This brown beast drives like he's having a fucking stroke. I might not make it back home frens
I wonder why people don't run away when there is a hurricane warning?
>>203162282are you shitposting while driving?
>>203160699/cum/ is 90% floridanons and we're too busy skimboarding these gnarly waves
>>203160377that would be nice actually what flowers were you thinking
>>203160040rip in piece harambe
shout out to all the v6 charger with hellcat badges and 26" rim americans
Florida should get pushed by the hurricane into Georgia and make the amalgamated state of Glorgida
>>203162369i like floriga personally
N
>>203162369always has been
>>203162305Kek no
I feel like having a meltdown i never get anything done in my life
Bruh some company is literally selling angle iron at like three times the material price because it can hold weedwhackers
>>203162333>>203160261If you feel your ass, does it feel more like provolone or cottage cheese
>>203162463samemaybe prescription drugs will help but idk mang
>>203162463having a meltdown won't help anythingi know it feels overwhelming like you just want to scream, but you can't fix your whole life tonightdo you have anything you can do to help you relax in the short term? i like taking baths and maybe going for a walk since it's starting to cool off and feel nice outside
I miss the meme where there'd be an image of something weird like peanut butter on a toothbrush, and the caption "you already know what tf goin on"
>>203162507I'm afraid of prescription drugs 2 of my cousins are on it and they are zombies now >>203162514relaxing too much is why i feel this way i procrastinate too much and never get anything done
hawk tuahs friend was way hotter
>>203162588The waitresses are always hotter than the strippers
>>203162564i know, but you can't fix your whole life tonight, and you don't make good decisions when you're stressed out fighting off a panic attack. you need to have a bit of mental clarity before you can come to form any actionable plan on how to right the ship. focus on feeling okay first, then you can plan some small steps to take tomorrow
>>203162588are you kidding? she is obviously the ugly friend
>>203162564>they are zombies nowlike anti depressants right? I thought the same thing, but my moms friend takes antidepressants and she doesn't seem too zombified, so I might try it. But I also now a guy who had to take something that bipolar people took (I think) and he was a total zombie, but he was fucking nuts too.
I'm pooping right now
>>203162628she looked better in the video
>>203162628>>203162588controversial truth: they're both mid
>>203162625I'm not having a panic attack im just frustrated with my pathetic life >>203162641Yeah one has schizophrenia and the other has adhd and autism
>>203161516seems so
>>203162674you said you felt like you wanted to have a meltdown that just kind of sounds like a panic attack but lets not get lost in the weeds, as soon as you feel able just make a small goal for tomorrow, and it will make you feel better if you accomplish it and you can make that a habit
>>203162739DUDE
PINK PONY CLUB I'MMA KEEP ON DANCING AT THE PINK PONY CLUB
>>203162492neekeri>>203162674neekeri>>203162742neekeri
>>203162909Why, man?
>>203153773ween sucks
>prime /cum/ hours>thread from almost 5 hours ago still upare we all b& again?
>>203162927you sucks
>>203162934Yeah the foid is reporting people again
>>203162922i have kompulsionneekeri neekeri
>>203162934i've just been swiping left on every profile on tinder for the past 4 hours.
>>203162934I know. like 80% of the board is on vacation or something
>>203162934i was busy
>>203162967But why those posts in particular
>>203163000i have vision
>>203162968To obliterate your MMR?
I'm sorry. I know you guys miss me, but I have been practicing advanced jelqing techniques in seclusion.
>>203163046>>203163046>>203163046
>>203163052how is the your penis
>>203163035hell yeah brothercheers from iraq
