edinburgh edition
in here>>203156039>>203156039>>203156039
Once I saw two men come into the ER, dressed in tuxea. Both had injuries, but one was missing the top of his head. That was the father. The son was the younger male, and he was about to get married. They were on their way to the reception when a piece of mortar fell off a bridge/cliff/not really sure, smashed through the windshield, missed the son (who was driving) and scalped the father.
>>203158197
edinburgh... good city thatbut too expensive to live in
>"peak me again">"yeah, I play valorant!"cute!
07 October>Putin's birthday>anniversary of Israel getting btfo>GDR foundation dayWhy is today such a powerful date?
>>203158243when cronem finally get out of prison
live near edinburgh me
>>203158258Shame about her face and apparently dogshit personality
>>203158243Why is her head so big? Is it camera distortion?
get the bloody choons on you fannieshttps://youtu.be/AzbQhBj7MO0
Nothing is more tedious than battling against stupidity. For before no authority does it admit defeat, by no reason is it convinced. But since stupidity is not equal in (all) men, and their minds are not (all) clouded to the same extent, I see that a few arguments must be brought against them.
Putin the proletariat dictator
*exits /bril/*
>Look at a map of the world>Greenland looks about the size of Africa>Have a little google>Greenland: 2.166 million km2>Africa: 30.37 million km2>Algeria: 2.382 million km2>Democratic Republic of Congo: 2.345 million km2>USA: 9.834 million km2Mercator projection is absolutely retarded. Who thought it was a good idea to make an island look the size of an entire continent when it’s not even as big as some of the countries in it? The USA is nearly 5 times the size of Greenland but looks half the size on a map.
>>203158295FOSYEG
>>203158284think that's just the cyclist phenotype, tiny upper body but gigantic legs like a kangaroo
Need a Barratt home immediately. This is what peak performance looks like
nth for the baddiedem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1dYXik1MpI
>>20315825810/10 hips on herfantastic
>>203158348>21about 8 years too old for you
>>203158315because pic-related looks retarded
*enters the thread*
>>203158315was built for navigation
>>203158279>apparently dogshit personalityrude
where can i post about bucket wheel excavators on this site, i like them/n/ and /g/ both feel wrong
>>203158258>white lines on her thighsum
>wogs out1/16 abbo subhumans calling italians wogs will always be slightly amusing.
>>203158392>>203158344you rank very highly among /brit/s worst ever posters
POOOOOOOUNCEhttps://youtu.be/RAaiEZWkKKg
>>203158337>Walkable city>The frogs are skateboarding, biking, on scooters???
linux sub edish
>>203158397what would you like to post about them?
>>203158337Driving is based
>>203158392Either she pretends to like all that gay anime shit to bait simps like you or she actually likes it either way it's bad
why do browns like peaky blinders sigma edit youtube shorts so much
how dangerous is pink pork?
>>203158380It’s right though. Everybody in the world is using a map that has the sizes of countries completely wrong just because “it looks good”
>>2031582647 and 10 are both extremely special numbers when you're having a psychotic breakit's universally agreed
I said get the bloody choons on you fairies!!!!!https://youtu.be/AzbQhBj7MO0
>>203158375More like 15 ahahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIdA11zdc5g
english mustard is peng as fuck but french mustard? "its for the birds" in the words of mr. pink (from the crime drama "Reservoir Dogs") played by Steve Buscemi))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-PibfEo_i0Is this really what’s it like??? Wtf
https://strawpoll.com/kogjRqJX2g6 https://strawpoll.com/kogjRqJX2g6https://strawpoll.com/kogjRqJX2g6VOTE
any good youtube vids/docs about why israel is bad and general stuff about the conflict?
>>203158456because tommy shelby is a power fantasy self-insert for low iq mongs>le genius edgy bad boy who wins all the time and sleeps with all the women and he's also anti-racism and anti-establishment he's like james bond for zoomers but with none of the suave charm
Rorke cheerfully strolling into his 36th thread on /tv/ about gay rape
>>203158434posts saying how big they arepictures of big onesdiscussion with other anons about the above
Nice
>>203158469>Everybody in the world is using a map that has the sizes of countries completely wrong just because “it looks good”ok... and this is a problem why...?
>>203158527The Joker was raped in the sweltering summer of 1983
>I'm really, really sorry. The pain of life overrides the joy to the point that joy does not exist. …depressed … without phone … money for rent … money for child support … money for debts … money!!! … I am haunted by the vivid memories of killings & corpses & anger & pain … of starving or wounded children, of trigger-happy madmen, often police, of killer executioners … I have gone to join Ken if I am that lucky.he saw some shit
>>203158258>Summer IrisDoes she stream or do Twitch or something?I don't get how you get famous as a "gamer girl" when you don't make any content like that.
>>203158546
>>203158546wish my spanish teacher had been a nonce with a thing for fat little english teens
lamborghini was a banger and I'm tired of pretending It wasn't
Met some blokeTossed him in a river
>>203158428love linux me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTx-eLKhH4shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFF027KMk_YDon't like the band overall but they make choons
>>203158397/sci//m//g//int//pol/
Might change up the route for my incelwalk
>>203158404mentul elf>>203158422>in the league with 190, thailad and emmetit's an honour>>203158452she's done anime reviews on twitch and sang along to her playlist while playing val. cute dork is lucky she grew into a banging bod
>>203158546>in laybyWow you couldn't find a less shit spot for your dirty deeds? Damn
love a good belch menice to taste the food you had earlier
>linux
>>203158670AI slop
>>203158397/brit/ is basically every board rolled into one.
hello gents
>>203158635
>>203158671show arse
>>203158397bodied this freak in nier
>I want to do something with you that will potentially ruin my career and entire life>alri then where do you want to do it?>pull over to that layby over there
>>203158555Because a map is supposed to show the world. It’s like saying 8 x 7 = 55 just because 55 looks better than 56.
>>203158671Yeah fantastic she's an weeb faggot Look at the state of her place Devoid of life, she's like a cartoon, it's sad and unattractive >inb4 ur gayI can and do find gorillions of images and videos of hotter women doing whatever I wish at the press of a button
ENOUGH with the rape jokes
>>203158758Then get a globe
>>203158671>cute dork is lucky she grew into a banging bodYou mean she's lucky she has been able to exploit losers online.
loosen up... very poor choice of words... HA HA HA!
>>203158587yeah, she started streaming like last month>>203158721>>203158765ur gey
>>203158811love kait's bum
>>203158811>she started streaming like last monthOh ok. I don't see a link to that anywhere on her other platforms
I'm kind of a gangster.
Lucy Layby
>https://strawpoll.com/kogjRqJX2g6/results>bradley poster(singular)
>>203158857we could tell when you walked in
how do you rent a flat ladsdo you just go to the estate agents in person or what
>>203158770Might move to China
>>203158337the problem with public transport is that the public uses it
>>203158857https://youtu.be/RGUxlb3u99g
>>203158907and as for the TV's so called plan
>>203158471>>203158264It's 'cos of Becks, innit
>>203158846I only found out on her tiktok, she made a vid about streaming>>203158842corrrr spaff>>203158865he's a menace!
>>203158903I think you're able to call them on a "phone"
>>203158975?
>>203158951
>>203158917would but I don't want to cuck ratchet
>"I hope you'll be okay, I'll be praying for you!"awww x
the incel freak who spams these onlyfans girls is being paid to advertise them btw
Post teeth
just unfiltered yanks, drastic but you lot seemed to have caught posting phobia
>>203159053how much
>>203158546lol it happened again
We should be supporting Mouse Lord in his hunt for a woman !!
>>203159082must be enough if he does it all day every single day
>>203159106holy shit that looks fun
>>203159075ive got nothing to post. sorry.getting towards the bender neet hours anyway so no point.
bird at toil with the big wobbly arse has be absolutely gagging for a nice oily wank
>>203159075Hell yeah brother welcome to Yanktown
lost in a riddle that saturday night
wtf just heard my mum do a really wet fart
do you think women live in a constant state of embarrassment and shame over the fact that everyone knows they not only tolerate but actively like taking cock
I'm a chud. I'm incel, I'm a virgin. I'm alt-right, I'm beta, I'm a loser. I'm a sad boy, lonely boy, proud boy, groyper, I'm gooner. I am the supreme gentleman. I post those dog whistles. I'm a chuddy ass nazi white supremacist doomer. I sleep at the downstairs basement, I seethe at the other end of the culture war. I'm Kek and the sharting of the brown jeets. I don't fuck and I am not fucked. I chuck and I am cucked. I meme them and I shitpost them and every single janny has had the fucking time of xir life. And I'm not a tranny. And if there's one twisted shill in this board is this little raider here. So congratulations tranny, I just officially outed you.
>ive got nothing to post.
feels like mutual respect and comradery have pretty much evaporated from society
>>203159177peng
>>203159197right wing lads shag birds tho
>>203159178it's just nature's way. nothing to be ashamed about
>>203159203mad how much of society's standards and stability had their foundation in a shared religious faithget rid of that and the whole thing falls apart
ive got nuffink left
>>203159255very true
>>203159178you have very messed up ideas about sex
>>203159299no wonder they all have aids
>>203159203Hard to have comradery with complete strangers. If you go for a walk in a city you just see thousands of people you don't know. There's no connection there. no familiarity. so there's no community.Sharing the same physical space isn't enough to connect people
>>203159299>blacks who eat like indiansthese are the fellas sir free gear two tier gave the chagos islands too
>>203159299whenever wogs get stuffy about how "finger eating isn't that weird bro" this is the type of webm that races through my head
>>203159299cronem seeing katy or some such nonsense idk
british culture + tomorrow is a new day and the first day of my new life. quarter 4 I'm finishing the year strong!
thinking about vibes, stuff etc.
tequers de le coq
I am once again considering suicide
>>203159371get him signed
just seen a video of a man ejaculating inside one of those gyaldems that gets spammed here
>>203159236but nature fucks us all over>>203159283yes almost certainly but why is it messed up, whats the normal view on that
>>203159365yeeeah, heheh, viiibes. Don't check outside your window at 11:37 PM this evening lad.
>>203159299>eating mashed potatoes with your handMadness.
>>203159371oh shit its le coq sportif
>>203159436its not mash potato
>>203159365You are in grave danger.
>>203159393how about you consider a shower
>>203159426>>203159490ooh did i kick a schizo nest
>>203159365zoomers wank themselves silly to this sort of stuff
>>203159371live footage from sacked tranny's boxers
just saw a white person
I've killed people. Sold people. Smuggled people.Maybe here, things will be different.
hosting a dinner party tomorrowmaking coq au vin
>>203159601did you report him
>>203159371>the ERECT archosaurian CHADvs >the sprawling LepidosauriaN KEK
you used to be alrightwhat happened
LIFE LONG FRIENDSHIPS
>>203159371absolutely sublime post
limmy secret shame his grandfather was actually english
>>203159371Spurs logo Probably plays better than them as well
gasping for a shag
EMINEM'S A GRANDDADDY NOW
>>203159644any /ERECTGAITMAN/ in?
was supposed to apply for a job two weeks ago but they closed the advertwas going to do it tomorrow like
>>203159714You ain't got to like to kick it my nigga
>>203159711ERECTGAWD croc here, this is a no sparwlerKEK zone
>>203159727wish i knew what this meantwish i knew what anything meant
wont be posting for the rest of the night as ive got no yous ive got a negative recieved-yous/given-yous ratioquite disappointed in you all actually
>>203159755that almost always happens to me but doesnt bother me at all
sprawlerkeks sprawlerkeks
How do you install a toilet seatThe old one just popped right off easily but I don't know how to put the new one on
>>203159784Wonder what % of posts get even a single (you), less than half id bet
pressing skip when close to me by the cure comes on
>>203159788contact a professional man that shit is too hard
putting on the free use sign
they built britain, rorke
*I'm diamonds*
It’s iver
>>203159788Very simple it's just a plastic screw and nut, anyone can do it
Can someone helpHow do you put a new toilet seat on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0JhRAxlQ1I
>>203159874white people are insane for knowing all this shit
>>203159893avatar use with an ugly bloke pretending to be a bird is it?
>>203159893This bloke grooms kids online
>>203159886gotta take the old one off first
morning gents
installing a new toilet seat
>>203159929the janny doesnt ban himself
>>203159929>>203159933these posts are transphobic and extremely low quality
>>203159881Do you have to reach under the bottom of the toilet to put the screws inIs this going to be gross
>>203159956ktiming
>>203159910this knowledge is innate in all erectbros
>>203159973kek >>203160015janny won't rike dis
>>203160017Is your toilet not clean?
>>203159910Amazing, isn tit.
woman I work with is really cringejumps into every conversation to talk about herself at lengthshe seems to be aware of how obnoxious she is yet can't help herself at the same time. very grim
It's been nearly one year since I last laughed I still remember the conversation
Watching Oliver!
my sweet rorkemmmm my rorke
pooing and weeing
don't want to toil
>>203160072Tell her and stop being a boring coward
*neigh~!*
>>203160138I've thought about itIn fact typing that up I thought of something funny to say that would be too harsh reallyHave to hold your tongue so much at work or you think of something good to say a second too late. Hate it
Do you ever have a feeling that all your racist chud posts are on file and one day when freedom of speech is completely 100% gone, they're going to come for you and put you in jail
>>203160017yeah you have to hold the nut while you unscrew it, also when you screw the new seat in make sure not to do it too tight because it could crack the porcelain
why's granola so expensive
sprawlerKEKs lmaoooo
>>203160076You dont laugh at your fartsI dont believe that
>>203160120well dont then
Why are we contributing to this site for free? We're as bad as Janny
>>203160178honestly surprised they havnt caught up with me yet but prison doesnt bother me none
>>203160178The modern man is in a constant state of anxiety and paranoia. He has almost forgotten at this point what it's like to not have a nagging anxiety in the back of his mind.
>>203160238This is your social lifeYou're not even socially capable enough to get internet friends
went on holiday to scotland couple of years agoin edinburgh we encountered a begger saying he didn't have any money for food in broken english and asking us for money, i said hed have to dance for it and he actually did too lolwe put on spice girls and made him dance for like 10 minutes before we gave him the equivalent of like £2 loooool
>>203160178all my posts here are jokes and/or works of fiction so i'm alright
>>203159107mousegod is a bender
might dob in the local drug dealer anonymouslywould be hilarious seeing him get took away in cuffs and all his mates getting all paranoid and hostile to one another, swearing vengeance on the "grass" and trying to piece together who it was while I sit comfy on 4chan sipping whisky and pissing myself laughing
Again, if you buy a cheap plastic air fryer i agree with you, but there are many models that are just small, efficient, stainless ovens with the same materials you would find in a regular oven. I was pretty against air fryers as whole myself until i was forced to buy something in interim while my new range arrived, not having to preheat for so long and having a smaller space to heat makes them very efficient and handy.
>>203160178Doesn’t work that way. Laws don’t work retroactively
*runs into the thread, bends over, pulls my trousers down, and sharts everywhere*
>>203160238if something is free, you're the product
>>203160296sameI didn't mean any of it.
looking for something casuallet's drink pints and have fun ;p
>>203160313you dont know any drug dealer and anonymous is never truly anonymous, especially where the police are involved
going... out
Smoking rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYaHGDJGgGI
internet friends are awful, pity anyone who actually puts in effort for those types of relationshipsyou could be socializing with the weirdest gingernonce type of person on the other screen and you wouldn't know any better
>>203160379cigarettes i hope
>>203160379Are you smoking rn?
remembering a cringe memory and instantly making a finger gun gesture and emoting that I'm shooting myself in the head
>>203160178>all your racist chud postsDon't have any
been unemployed since june. not really doing any with my time. at this point i think im just gonna ride out the year and then take job hunting seriously in the new year.
>>203160342That’s my friend Mat on the right.Short for Mature.
>>203160406That and dro
imagine having a cutie mousenonce boy slave
>>203160419For me it's doing this and biting my fist
>>203160419used to do this quite often but it's an unhealthy bad habit so i stopped
mad how charli xcx has a song on brat that's copied from radioheadthey all do it, shameless
>>203160419For me it’s saying the n word internally
>>203160389https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adnL7qLo7Pg
>>203160460>so i stoppedhow?
>>203159426>Don't check outside your window at 11:37 PM this evening lad.I'm looking lad. Hellooo?
>>203160480Antisemitic post
>>203160495reinforced it with cope and positive thoughts instead
>>203160519speaking of whom, where the FUCK is mikey????
>>203160443what the hell is dro?
>>203160541hydroponic marijuana
>>203160419yeah, sometimes i blurt out random noises, or shout something like 'you fucking cunt' or even 'i love you' think it's quite common, more common amongst spergs
>>203160480yep and radiohead copied something from the states no doubt. daft bunch of silver spoon public school boys
>>203160557oh right. well dont turn yourself schizo
>>203160541stupid slang for weed
Nearly finished my do not send letter to my ex gf
seasideMARKone day he stinks of fish next day he stinks of shitsome people can smell it and some people cant
>>203160600what's a do not send letter
>>203160519>see, i drop a couple of bombs there, it's my west bank now
>>203160587you yankees and your silly slang do make me laugh
I never ask to be born
listening to debussy and crying
>>203160555More civilised than bl*ck people
Sir Bum Farter
>>203160641the chinese are worse
>>203160639mmmh
>>203160600a letter i admit to being a closeted homosexual
>>203160584Did you make this? Lol
what are the age demographics of /brit/ now? I rarely come here now thank fuck, i'm 30 and was posting here regularly from 2015, wasting my whole day shitposting. stopped coming here regularly a few years agoIs everyone still the same age, or is it a zoomer general now
>>203160715It's ancient
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSnc_6Z7HqQ
>>203160641
>>203160419ktim
>>203160755mid to late 20s i think im in my late 20s
mental how 18 y.o. girls can become OF models and no one can stop them.
>>203160755i'm in the same boat as you
>>203160639my grandad learned clair de lune on piano during the war and used to play it at family gatherings
>>203160519made this photo
>>203160779does this happen in mexico (your country)
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
>>203160764actually feel sorry for him hererare moment of clarity for him I like to think
>>203160807are you sure its not mc ride?
>(your country)
>>203160635if i never had tmau i would have worked my whole life, i never ask to be born
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WTt69YO2VI
>>203160805yh probably not really sure though will have to check
>>203160793why wasn't he fightingbender
alri alri alrimy grotesque freaks
Yeah don't wanna waste those dogshit zingers
>>203160870*nuzzles against your crotch*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHe9X7Sk6WQ
fantano gave the new jamie xx album a 7/10good lad
>>203160918He has no taste It's like asking chatgpt for music criticism
>>203160910who would want a nagging unfunny whore that looks like the girl who married master tully ??
>>203160939nah hes got taste and he's often right tbqhyeah 20% of the time he misses the mark and thats all people focus on
>>203160941tarly*
>Joe Biden pushed UK to surrender Chagos Islands>Senior officials told incoming Labour government that refusing to sign away the islands would jeopardise ‘special relationship’So Keir is too weak to even stand up to a senile 80 something who probably would have forgotten about it after a few hours
>>203160956Sorry but anyone who gives albums a numerical rating is retarded and not to be listened to
>>203160866He did fight. Got the military medal presented to him by the king. But he also got drunk in pubs.
Sir Isle Surrenderer
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>>203160910oof>>203160941me
