arena of champions edition >>203163046previous
i'm so vulnerable i wish a qt3.14 would take advantage of me
MORTAL KOMBAT!
>>203165657she wouldn't
first anime picture of the thread
>>203165639i hope this op makes the anti cute animal faction happy
massaging a canadian twink boy butt..
>>203165671hilo anime
>>203165657You’re broke
operation cole and slaw
>>203165672the waffle house faction is going nuts rn
reposting
wish i had joined a fratmaybe then i wouldn't be a broke loser virgin bitchboy
>>203165694i really like the last black dog that looked around at everyone else eating, and then looked up and realized she gets one too :')
>>>/v/691203759thoughts?
>>203165704just stop caring. that's all you have to do
>>203165586just use any number of the free and easily available alternatives
>>203165694that slow doggo is me
spanking a canadian boy on his butt and watching it jiggle
>>203165704you would have been one of those guys that gets killed during the haze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WMlRQvRThc
>>203165704>loses his anal virginity to a seniors broomstick during pledging instead
>>203165713based c/v/te
>>203165694Gotta love dogs
>>203165671what kinda nigga watches a black and white anime
>>203165713i'm shadowbanned on /v/none of my captchas go through. trannitors had a real conniption with me successfully identifying their posts
>>203165713the cacophony of my empty skull could be used in professional symphonies.
>>203165722he dropped his food then got another one, wastrel
>>203165713this is doge country >>203165694
>>203165686i really like this post
>>203165694bao wao
>>203165732They did that at my high school and fucked some kid up really bad lmao. anyways it was BANNED after that
What's /cum/ smoking this lovely evening?
The older you get, the more you realize that boomers were right about women. They do be shopping and complaining.
>>203165766i'm vaping, but if i did smoke it would be camel crush
Having a canadian boy lay face down on my bed and slowly peeling his underwear down his legs...
>>203165766weed
>>203165772women be shoppin women be shoppin
>>203165704wish i had joined a fartmaybe then i wouldn't be a broke loser virgin bitchboy
>>203165766I like those but they dry out way too quick
>>203165745it was the good old times of motion picture
god damn it
>>203165766those, but the black pack (perique blend)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>203165776Same. What vape?>>203165781Same>>203165785Keep them sealed from the air
>>203165799you?
>>203165815what happen
>>203165704Because of the sexual assault? There was a school here where it happened and it was a a bit of a scandal. During those weird pledge hazings they would sometimes rape one or two guys.
good night https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9gKyRmic20
>>203165816just a little refillable one i got at a vape store i don’t like the disposable ones
>>203165867night bud
Well, /cum/?
>>203165867good night
Where's the anon who posts new yorker cartoons?
>>203165834yes, perfect for october weather :)
Going to bed soberLiving with myself is harder sober but I need quality sleep
>>203165879i have less than 2lbs of biodegradable waste a month
>>203165879i want to join a pig club
Nobody's more anti-Israel than I am, but I understand that anyone who wants to win the presidency must grovel before the Zionists. If one candidate is far better on all other issues than the other, I will back that candidate b/c, unlike many people, I live in reality
>>203165799Nice
>>203165906you want to join a club, little piggy? i didn't know your kind could talk. [anime girl with contempt on her face]
>>203165766
>>203165901good night and sleep well anon
>>203165913>Nobody's more anti-Israel than I amI don't believe you.
just came back from the casino. AMA
>>203165913you know i have to ask. are you brown?
>>203165913Proxy off, Shmuel
>>203165937Did you play baccarat? How high did they allow you to bet max each hand? Strategy?
>>203165937why did you go to a casino?
>>203165937how much you lose
>when trump wins in a landslide
This nigga getting the mesothelioma treatment lmao
>>203166027Stop getting my hopes up
>>203166027>he said the wrong t worduh oh poopoo
the last time i voted for the orange man he won, so it should work this time too
the incredible thing about mud is that it's clean and dirty at the same time
cop or not? https://www.ebay.com/itm/276675028208
finna goon
would janny delete us for hurricaneposting
poetry is the lowest form of art, but it's an american poet so you should buy them
>>203166160https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yP1tcy9a10
cum con sex
>>203166039it's happening
>>203166167nooooooooooooooo the heckin AIerino is going to put poets out of jobss aaaahhhhhhh!!!1
bro how u gonna die to water. just take a big breath and you literally float on top of water lmao
i dont like election season
no one mentioned AI, spaz. just like no one mentioned poetry in the past 200 generals. no one cares about poetry. no one is impressed by it or is interested by it. people only cared in the past because poetry is EASIER than singing. it's EASIER than making music. it's EASIER than drawing or painting or sculpting. and nowadays, any monkey can grunt together a collection of phonemes and syllables and call it poetry. it's up to the audience to interpret. this post is a poem btw
autism
skinny/fleshy sportsmanship/gamesmanship jailer/prisoner my collection of words that are constructively the same but mean completely opposite things. please enjoy
that cant be an off topic post can itbecause off topic posts are.......
did you know that ladybugs are not only cute, but they also eat the eggs of pest insects such as the stinkbugnext time you see a ladybug remember to thank it for it's service
>>203166308i'm not talking to a bug you fucking freak. kill yourself
>>203166249>this post is a poem btwoff topic. go to >>>/lit/ weirdo. next time, i might report you (i'm not reporting you now, tho. that would be against the rules to announce a report)
>>203166167It's for the time of year you spastic
>>203166322>>203166323frig off negative nancies
while you came back i came back to back
i didn't know early october was the time of year to buy antique books
>>203166308I'll say hasta la vista to all 3000 of those fuckers hiding in some junk
>>203165713blessed thread. surprised the janner hasnt got it
>>203166335umm.. you're chinese
>>203166308When I was a kid, children’s media always depicted ladybugs as cute, playful things. I discovered that when you try and pick them up, they bite.
test
>>203166366zhang doesn’t tell people to frig off (engrish too classroom-formal)
i emit an aura of such serenity and peace that butterflies land on me, and wasps don't sting me
>>203166390hola fren
test bee
>>203166233otner>>203166228same but i don't look like that
>>203166394this has got me wondering about childish insult or fake swears that kids in other countries use, and you would never learn in a textbook
>>203166422i saidhola frenfaggot
so how about these weather events lots of interesting discussions surrounding them
>>203166308thank you for your service ladybugs >>203166265i enjoyed thank you
>>203166425what do you look like
The best HIV vaccine we have takes seven shots spaced out over half a year, gives you a horrible rash and itching all over your body, makes you sick as a dog, has a 10% chance of giving you HIV, and is only effective for a few months/years until the virus mutates again.
>>203166409my aura is so powerful it attracts all main characters within a 100km radius
>>203166413me if i taught college kids
>>203166452the best HIV vaccine we have does none of that. It's called, don't have sex with people unless you know they don't have HIV
>>203166451
>>203166452How can it have a 10% chance of giving you HIV if you presumably wouldn't be taking it if you didn't already have HIV
>>203166485that's not you. that's me
>>203166467yo this nigga READS lmao
my aura cuts anything near me because I cultivate the Dao of the sword.
>>203166486It's a vaccine that prevents you from being able to contract HIV. Except it uses live virus so it has a chance of giving you HIV anyway.
>>203166492you’re very pretty
>>203166520>>203166485look t that fancy mf
chud meltdown next month
>>203166485what the hell
post canadian boys
Tincture always takes like 2 hours to kick in for me. meanwhile only it says it should only take 20 minutes or so. I like the effects but it's too unpredictable for me. It sucks just chilling hours after the fact and then the high just slaps me in the face
drinking milk
>>203166428I know a few of them. Russian:>blyat (bitch) becomes blin (pancake)French:>sacre dieu (holy god) becomes sacre bleu (holy blue)Italian:>dio (god, often combined with other stuff) becomes zio (uncle)Canadian French often doesn’t do changes of meaning, but just pronounces them weirdly to make them more mild (a bit like some cases in English)>merde (shit) to marde
i went to cvs to go buy a miller high life and i didnt have my id but had a picture of it and the woman was like can we take this?? and the guys like no we need the physical one and you do not look 21i said are you serious, the police accepted it why not you? but now that im home i realize i had an alcoholic outrage
>>203166592Anime figure my cum etc etc
>>203166598The guy saying you don't look 21 was too far. That's a straight out accusation, dude should have kept it professional But yeah you should have just taken your id you alcoholic retard
>>203166531her name is doudou and her insta name is sansanmaoer>>203166558this isn't what i purchased
>>203166595Also here’s a long list of how Quebec church-related swear words can be slightly altered into milder forms
>>203166592i had some earlier after dinner enjoy
>>203166654>doudouuh oh stinky
>>203166680thanks bud. hope you enjoyed yours as well.>>203166467>>203166425
>>203166645>But yeah you should have just taken your idthe problem is that i think my wallet was pick pocketed and they should be able to take a picture of mine because bitch wtf you work at CVS youre not a bouncer...
>>203166693me on the right
What's with people in new york city and littering? Extremely trashy.
>>203166727Can I get an NYC racial demographics check?
>>203166727The average person is such a dumb npc that in most cases they'll just do what they see everyone else doingYou foster low trust, low values, this is what you get.
>>203166750It’s funny how often I’ll be in the city waiting at a Do Not Walk light, I’ll cross while it’s red because there are no cars coming, and then everyone else copies me when they realize that’s an option
>>203166501based
>>203166409I’ve never been stung by a bee or a wasp in my life, and not for lack of being around them
>>203166569isekai yourself faggot
>>203166727just cave people adapting to civilization. give em time
triggered another chud today
>on ssris, apathetic and don't want gf>off ssris, want gfdoes this happen in your cunt
>>203166829The swarthy barbarians that flooded the cities of the Roman Empire never became civilized. The only reason order was restored is because urban fertility was sub-replacement, and eventually they were re-replaced by Italian countryside chuds after the empire fell.
how to pretend to be a normiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-irjfLXmechttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKc0ZOlv8Vw
>>203166812i got stung by a wasp in the garden on my calf a few weeks ago i put calamine lotion on it and it felt better
>do keep in touchwhy don't YOU ever keep in touch?
>>203166819why are you so hate-filled?
>>203166838i'd lick that pp
>>203166838i think that's a man
>>203166845yea i meant give em time to turn nyc into caracas
>>203166502>Except it uses live viruswhat the fuck are you talking about
>>203166838SNIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
im here for the 5 oclock free crack giveaway
>>203166887>sniffing man ass
pray 4 tampa
>>203166901Tampon Gay on the ropes
>>203166898It's smooth and feminine. It looks more like a woman
>>203166901i can't imagine just having to up and leave my home and hope that it's there when i get back, that's awful
How do you think poet John Milton would feel about this hurricane being called Milton?
>>203166901gods wrath
>>203166901sounds like my wife
>>203166901Its over
any good hurricane livestreams?
>>203166946you dont have a wife
>>203166952its still by the yucatan peninsula, should make landfall on friday
>>203166953
>>203166901>waiting in the traffic jam and not driving on the empty wrong side of the roadNGMI
Is landfall still expected on Wednesday night?
>>203166971Last I checked, it said 1am Thursday. Not sure if that diagram meant the edge making landfall or the eye
GN!
do chuds believe in climate change yet
>>203166921*Hugs* wholesome poster
>>203166993good night
>>203166998given the wildfires, heat waves, and 2 goddamn hurricanes hitting SoCal in as many years, Im well past denial
>>203166998no i bought a cybertruck just because elon is le based or something
>>203166852This is a seriously good question
this character is literally me
>>203166998They are still in denial about it being caused by fossil fuels, but no one denies that it's happening.
Reminder to Floridamen
>>203167039you are smol
>>203166998remember when some congresswoman (black) blamed an earthquake on climate change LOL
>>203167064no
>>203167064and MTG blamed the wildfires on jewish space lazers
Some of the things I want to do with a gf are only done by and with women that make terrible gfs. Very tragic state of affairs.
>>203167072shes blaming the hurricanes on the jews again
>>203166998doesn't even matter because the swing state is pennsylvania so every politician is going to pretend FRACKING IS AWESOME YEAH BABY FRACKING FANS GET IN HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>203167075Freaky shit gets boring once the novelty goes away
>>203167075butt stuff?
>>203167098So do regular woman.Which leaves me with nothing.
>>203167075Buying real estate at the top of the market?
>>203167117Have you ever tried love
>>203167128I have tried it, and I still haven't recovered from it.
>>203167138real i hope things get better for you anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBq7EWm0IQc
>>203167147It is what it is.
>>203167138>I still haven't recovered from it.what does it feel like?
>>203167138like you're not capable of trying it again?
i say gundam the way japanese people do and it upsets exactly the kind of person you'd think would get upset about it
>>203166901that's like the last place I'd pray for along with Tel Aviv and Moscow
I wish I knew what reciprocated affection feels like
>>203167190Like a dream.>>203167192I can only take so much agony at one time, anon
>>203167192Not him, but it does take its toll. I get the sense that each time I fall in love and then get my heart broken, it takes longer to mend, perhaps exponentially. Definitely not something to jump into thoughtlessly
>>203167227
>>203167230>Like a dream.my dreams are usually never joyful.
>>203167243
>>203167227bags of sand
a CH-148 Cyclone helicopter flew low over me when I was camping the other day
>>203167276you shot at them and won right?
>>203167214just say gun-dam. stop saying gan-dam-oo you fucking weeb.
>>203167227you will know, if you keep trying anon don't give up
>>203167227I believe you will some day
whos spinster
>>203167276stop being so sus and it'll stop happening
The most painful time is at night because I am left alone with nothing to distract me. That's when her eyes haunt me most.
>>203167289Trudeau banned the MANPADS
>>203167310jason's alt
>>203167328Commie bastard
>>203167318is there a ghost haunting you
I still don't believe they really raped the joker.
>>203167318it's okay
>>203167338Something like that
>>203167333he takes after his daddy well
>>203167328This is not a serious country
>>203167346It is what it is.
>>203167341i like how it made chuds seethe
>>203167294ガンダムdesu
>>203167341
is this general a collaborative distraction from deep emotional wounds?
>>203167383i like anime
Sweet dreams anons. As for me, I'll just stare at the ceiling until dawn.
>>203167383maybei just like blogging mostly
>>203167383/cum/ is the only social interaction I get when Im not working
>>203167392good night
>>203167391no you don't, everyone is just pretending to like it
Got findommed by burgerking again
>>203167383most of life is a distraction from the knowledge that we're going to be dead for all eternity.
I enjoy anime too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9R1Hl6sJeE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEH5jReEkSk
pornography.....not my favorite cure album
>>203167439
>>203167430if you enjoy buying overpriced stuff, at least buy something that lasts longer than food
>>203167484everyone knows disintegration is the best. Doesnt mean you cant enjoy their other stuff
I also enjoy anime, anti anime posters get lost! (neutral on anime posts can stay)
>>203167410Tohru chan is so fucking kawaii. How can anyone not love her? She's literally a hard working maid dragon and tries so hard to fit in and help take care of Kobayashi san and Kanna kun. She is powerful and sweet, and she does everything the best she can. I also love her cute tail and want to cuddle it all night.
what if the beatles never actually lived in a yellow submarinewhat if they were just using artistic metaphor
Has it been two weeks yet? Can I take of my mask now? Is the orange man gone?
>>203167494that's my third favorite. seventeen seconds and faith are 1-2. pornography is probably 4. maybe wish.
>>203167532give it another month and orange man will be gone forever. then you can sleep.
>>203167524inconceivable
I'm getting the itch to re-download grindr
>>203167565we're all thinking it but he's the only one saying it
>>203167575lmfao
>>203167565looking for bbc?
>>203167594I'm looking for any BC
High af
bgc (big girl cock)
>>203167341Those prison guards did more for Gotham than Batman ever did
> woman on tinder> career: graphic designermore like eternally poor. NEXT.
I want a pogo stick so badly
>>203167623b-being eternally poor is actually based monkmaxxing...
>>203167646they're not that hard to find. but they are fun i'll give you that.
>>203167646this is how i broke my wrist the first time, they are fun but dangerous
>>203167681It's hard to convince momberg to buy one for me
>>203167623what do you want, some career woman girlboss who’ll refuse to have kids
15 seconds of "i wonder what cute things i'd say to my theoretical wife" interrupting my pleasant evening
goodnight and sweet dreams
>>203167686How did you land to break your wrist?
>>203167698a career woman girlboss who’ll does want kids is my unicorn. otherwise i'd rather not date or marry at all.
>>203167706good night
>>203167700
>>203167706Good night
>>203167700the abrupt return to reality is brutal, isn't it
>>203167711it slipped out from under me backwards and launched my forward and i tried to catch myself and my wrist went the wrong way
>>203167706It's only 12am
>>203167741some of us are normalfags with jobs in the morning.
>>203167711the mossad tampered with the handlebars
>>203167757I believe you
It's literally OVER for Floridacels...
>>203167789Won't be anywhere near me bud
>>203167789milton moment
accepting suggestions for the next op
>>203167789> ALERT - Florida residents on the Gulf Coast who are evacuating to the North on I-75 are finding NO FUEL. Nearly all gas stations wiped out. Vehicles will soon be stalled on the interstate, blocking evacuations. Already bumper-to-bumper traffic heading north.
>>203167827jeez
>>203167825why not the hurricane? it's topical
>>203165639Kino edition
>>203165948yea. it max bet was $10,000. strategy was to seduce the female dealer into giving me winners and dealing losers to the house>>203165950business>>203165967around 12 hours of my day
>>203166901I would go to busch gardens one last time
>>203167599even a bbc?
>>203167857busch gardens is trash
>>203167867Only if it's loaded with poz
>>203167887I just like roller coasters
so... all those companies that insured stuff in florida...
i'll go spend my tax dollars in a state that's not florida, but still tropical. maybe hawaii. maybe puerto rico.
bro's can Flo-rida survive another hurricane right after Helene?
>>203167932what do you mean your tax dollars? that's the government's to spend
>>203167942the state as a whole will be fine, but insurance companies will continue to flee the state making it unaffordable for the average person to own a home, and the tampa area is expected to get storm surges of 10-15 feet (e.g. anyone less than 15ft above sea level will probably flood, which is a large area since the state is mostly flat).
>>203167942yes, because helene hit the panhandle and did most of its damage to NC and parts of georgia. Milton is forecasted to hit the center of florida itself
>>203167982The heart of the beast...
>>203167948His welfare duh
I'm going to the beach in the morning it's going to be comfy watching the stormy ocean
>>203168001>>203168001>>203168001
>>203166485Same face.
