hurricane milton edition>>203165639previous
RIP to a real one (florida)
this sounds like it's gonna be really bad i'm worried about our floridian friends i hope everyone manages to evacuate on time
Ive never understood how they model hurricanes. Like I know its fueled by warm water, that makes sense. And they can at least see a basic trajectory from movement over time. But how the fuck dow they know when and where itll curve, and what intensity itll be at different points in time
Thanks for taking all of our shitty conservatives Florida. I appreciate it.
>>203168023>>203168012Desantis protected them from woke or something theyll be fine
>>203168001Biden is diverting all fema funding to blue counties and should be tried for his blatant anti-republic treason
>>203168028nigga the SFV got hit by a cat 1 literally last year
>>203168026computers
>>203168028i look like that but not california and whataburger instead
>>203168026probably some sensor they reverse engineered from the Roswell craft.
I WANT WHATABURGER, GOD DAMMIT
>>203168048>remote dodgers fanbased?
the fed is controlling the path of the hurricane so that they can artificially create a financial collapse and turn on the money printer for billionaires to profit from.
>>203168060no i don't like sports it's just my hair is that color and i feel like that sometimes
>>203168001It's going to be a nothing burger, they keep screaming category 5 but it's only making landfall as a 3. Only the waterfront is really fucked.
>>203168065>the fed is controlling the path of the hurricanenot everything is the cia
>Thanks for taking all of our shitty conservatives Florida. I appreciate it.
>>203168065My normie parents actually believe this they also believe the government used a lazer to burn that Hawaiian town down
https://youtu.be/KgV6W1TWceIReturn to tradition
There is PROOF that Biden is responsible for the damage being so severe. He diverted funding from FEMA to illegals surgeries. He hates the American people and should be tried for treason.
>>203168092isnt florida like 45% cuban expats
>>203168104Cubans dont look like goblins like Mexicans and chicanos
I wish AI images got an auto ban
>>203168113all brown people look the same to me.
>>203168120Cubans are White
>>203168113actually yes
>>203168065this anon knows. been happening since 1913.
>>203168113t. Juan garcia de Pitbull
They get these storms annually and they just hype it up every time. They better learn how to pray, that's all I gotta say. I think you'd also be crazy to not have a handheld transceiver...
>Cubans are White
> Cubans are White
>>203168133T. Pedro Gonzalez
>>203168139They're overblowing the storm dramatically. Democrats love to fear monger this shit for their global warming hoax.
>>2031681560 hispanic dna in my bloodline
i wish i had a car
actually, cubans are mulattos
>They're overblowing the storm dramatically. Democrats love to fear monger this shit for their global warming hoax.
>>203168139americans love baofeng radios, but not necessarily for natural disasters
>>203168171i'm stealing this picturelook at used cars i'm sure you can find something in your price range if you save up for a bit
>>203168169Fun fact, in Joker 2 they modeled Arkham off of that hospital
>>203168169omds
>>203168171If you can buy a really cheap shitbox for 1k or less I'll come over and help you fix it up if you call me Dad.
>>203168185Reminder that hurricanes happen every year around this month. It isnt anything special
the only shitbox youre finding for 1k has no wheels and rusted to the point of peanut brittle
>>203168171any car at all, or like the specific red porsche of your dreams
>>203168214cat 5's?
>>203168219Nah they're still out therePT Cruiser lyfe baby
>spinny is half spicy latina¡ay, mami!
hi
>>203168240Kill yourself
>>203168139They have to be dramatic so the retards who just moved here take it seriously
>>203168240Kek
>>203168200you know people are going to fap to this right?
>>203168251people are surprisingly bad at taking serious things seriously
>>203168085This
>>203168247how's it going fella
>>203168239idk, the used car market has gone insane in the past few years. even 5 years ago you could find a beater for $500 without trying, these days those deals are nonexistent unless the buyer doesn't know what they've got. most things that are driveable start at $2k, which are still beaters from 20 years ago with 300k miles but they'll get you from A to B.
>>203168266Are you one of them gay boy?
>>203168266that is clearly a boy
faggots DO be disgusting, though
>>203168277yeah, when did that start? 2020, after the pandemic became a big deal?
>>203168287facts
do you like amusement parks?
>>203168169Cities Skylines was a fun game, especially when we played it with cum and everyone would post their cities
>>203168274i just woke up now im just gonna scrollmaybe try playing counter strike, i cant seem to like videogames anymore
the general gist of my youtube feed.
>>203168299You forgot the meme slashes therefore you played it with semen
>>203168302well if you just woke up what's for breakfastcan't play video games on an empty stomach
>>203168304grim fandango
>>203168296i am against amusement
>>203168228not any car at all because there's a lot of dogshit cars out there, but i'm not that chooseyit's just hard because no matter what i feel like i'm getting ripped off with how expensive used cars are these days
>>203168321I want to try that game
>>203168169isn't all of florida at sea level
>>203168324why?
>>203168316Plenty of time for everyone to die of global warming by 2025, chuddie
>>203168320cereal
I'm supposed to have the rough draft of a 1000 word essay for peer editing tomorrow. I'm just not gonna do it, I'm done dude, I hate writing so much. Fuck college, who the fuck cares about writing essays? Nobody writes essays for work.
>>203168304lol. torture/execution is the shot, headrubs are the chaser
>>203168335This is what ai is made for
>>203168335Can’t get work if you don’t get your retarded piece of paper THOUGH
>>203168333what kind of cereali like cutting up bananas and putting them in life cereal it makes if a bit more substantial too
>>203168356cheerios
I keep getting homoerotic asmr videos in my youtube feed. I don't even watch asmr and I'm not a fag, im not sure why youtube thinks i am
Mom and Dad are taking me out to the cheesecake factory next weekend for my birthday hell yeah
>>203168360are you okay
>>203168372no
>>203168361
>>203168361I keep getting gay dating and hiv prevention ads but it's because I watch so much gay porn
>>203168361I got a hilarious “LGBTQIA+ opinions” topic recommendation as the algorithm’s way of recommending more homophobic Sopranos content
>>203168352I don't want to get expelled or whatever the fuck they do to you in college.>>203168353Such a retarded fucking system. Maybe I should just go to a coding boot camp.
>>203168375are you getting sunlight during the day since your sleep schedule is so whacked out?sunlight gives you vitamin d and it's really important for you, and it helps out a lot with depression, if you feel that way
>>203168387Don't copy it word for word use it as a rough draft nigga
>>203168387stay in school anon, i know it sucks now but it's best to get it out of the way while you're young
>>203168371hell yeah
My friend's birthday is coming up. Any of you guys got recommendations for wired headphones because his old ones are dying. I'm looking at either USB ones or headphone jack because his desktop doesn't have the ability to connect to Bluetooth. If it has a microphone that'd be neat too. I'm looking at actually good ones, i don't want him sounding like bees
>>203168331no one (including me) is allowed to have fun until i have the lifestyle i deserve
>>203168371heck yeah it's been awhile since i've been but i remember it was pretty good
>>203168387How about coding booty camp and you get fucked in the ass by the system
>>203168418what is your price range?
>>203168418If my friend got me headphones as a birthday present I would never speak to them again
>>203168361I guess Google's shockingly-good advertising AI completely misunderstands you, anon.
watching a video about a cop shooting someones dog
>>20316843750-200 bucks, because I have discovered most headphones under 50 bucks makes you sound like bees. I can maybe stretch to 250 but that's my hard limit
>>203168454Boo hoo nigga
Can't get Star Wars music out of my head after playing Lego Star Wars for hours
>>203168482rabbithole
>>203168371happy birthday. also, have you ever looked at the calorie counts for their menu?
>>203168509if you're going to the cheesecake factory, it's a cheat day . there's no way around that lol
>>203168408I'M 24 IT'S OVER 24 IS OLD.>>203168436I feel like the system is already fucking me in the ass.
>>203168483the sennheiser ones are great, software is wonky but the sound is amazing
>>203168509No I'm not worrying about it, one night of over eating won't hurt me
>>203168483https://www.akg.com/headphones/professional-headphones/2058X00190.html?cgid=professional-headphones
>>203168526you're just a babyit's not over and 24 is not old, just keep at it even if it's annoying and stupid you'll regret it if you drop out cause you'll lose all your momentum
>>203168526Just wait until you’re 30, still dicking around with no degree, and pondering going back to school
>>203168454Did you miss the part where the headphones are dying? Maybe its just me but I'd be thrilled if I got replacements given to me, especially if anon is willing to shell out 200 bucks for one
I missed the two Halloween movies I wanted to see on amc FUCK!!!!
>>203168325>i feel like i'm getting ripped off with how expensive used cars are these daystruth. it's weird
>>203168526> I'M 24 IT'S OVER 24 IS OLD.damn we got some fuckin boomers in the thread tonight
>>203168186bizarre post
>>203168526>codingbluds gonna get into cut throat approval list against millions thinking the same thing as him, diversity hires, pros that know what they are doing and robots
>>203168483I recommend this if his computer is HP.https://www.hp.com/us-en/shop/pdp/hyperx-quadcast-usb-microphone-(black-red)-red-lighting-hyperx-cloud-alpha-gaming-headset-(black-red)-bundle-quadcast-cloudalpha-kit
no one genuinely enjoys the taste of a martini, right?
>>203168028>faggot commiefornian>dodgers fanpottery
Went on a movie date last night and had fun :)
Do women enjoy the taste of cum? Because all the porn I've seen they gag when it enters their mouth
thinkin about boobies
>>203168595huh?are californians supposed to root for non-california teams?
>>203168083prove it
>>203168330Naw, average elevation is 100ft. Some parts are definitely low lying and would vanish if waters rose.
>>203168606That theater appears to be empty
>>203168607It's all in the diet. If you're watching Amateur it's most likely shit diet. BTW, introduce pineapple to your diet.t. Gay man
>>203168548>>203168551I remember people saying the same shit to me when I was 19 on here. It's over, I think I'm just one of natures failed experiments, my brain is all fucked up.>>203168568What the fuck else is there? I feel like everything else is either physical labor or customer service and both of those suck ass.
>>203168606what snacks did you get i am going to judge you based on your response
>>203168618ideal
>>203168591I like a dirty martini (ie a little olive brine added) with oysters
>>203168613Giants > Dodgers
>>203168620Have you ever had sex with black guys?
>>203168618There was about 30 people in total (the theater sat about 50), just for some reason all the black people didn't come in until about 15 minutes into the movie
>>203168625you're not a failed experiment and your brain is not brokenand even if that was true, better to be an alien with a degree than without. i know it sucks, but don't let this 1000 word rough draft defeat you i believe in you
>>203168620Is pineapple juice enough?
are you fat /cum/? what's your BMI?
>>203168644FYI it’s not actually possible for sodomites to have sex, since sex means sexual relations, or relations between the sexes
>>203168644you askin if that fine gentlemen is rather fond of breaking them rather...ahem...peculiar bucks??
was it really necessary to rape the clown?
>>203168626I got a combo bundle>regular nachos (with cheese dip), a Pepsi, and a large Pepsi we split. My date had a small popcorn.
>>203168669bmi is around 23, officially not fat.
>>203168676>a Pepsi, and a large Pepsi we split.Adventurous
>>203168676you get plus 1 million points for getting a large drink to share, the popcorn makes you so thirstyyou are a considerate gentleman and your chivalry does not go un noticed
>>203168676Oh and we got a free KitKat bag we split
>>203168674Yes it was necessary to humiliate the incels cultural idol
>>20316866925 bmi and skinny fat I hate my body I get depressed when I look in the mirror and see my protruding stomach
>>203168684To be fair i brain farted because it's 2AM. But there was no second pepsi
>>20316866920.1 but i can kind of fluctuate plus or minus 5 pounds depending on if i'm bad or not so 5 pounds heavier and it's 21
>>203168674rape culture is 4real smdh
>>203168292It’s been like this since at least 2018. $5k was the lowest amount /o/ would talk about paying for a shitbox, and it’s still my bare minimum for looking at cars. I bought my first car for (2006 model) $4k in 2018, rekt it and bought another (2007) for $4k in 2019, then rekt that one and bought a 2003 shitbox for $2k in late 2019 — i only recently stopped driving it because it leaks too fast now and needs a new clutch. I haven’t seen much in a change of prices. Old truck prices have definitely gone up but that’s also because the new ones are literally luxury vehicles. Generally you can get a decent deal on rwd models; anything with 4x4 is usually at least 10k whether it was made in the 90s or up to early 10s and even if it has a v6 :barf:
how about gape culture
if there's no hell, is that good or bad
society bros...
>>203168644Yeah, including Latino guys, Asian guys, white guys, and arab guys>>203168659Yeah, pineapple itself is much better but pineapple juice can be a good substitute, just make sure it isn't one of those preservatives shitfests that is 80% sugar
>>203168656I'm gonna do the essay, I'm not doing the rough draft, it's late and I'm busy tomorrow. I fucked up, I should have done it earlier, but I goofed off for the whole week. I was gonna start it yesterday, but then I had to fix my grandpa's toilet and that was a whole ordeal that took a bunch of my time.
I'm so lucky to live in an area that has comfy apple orchards during the fall where I can pick several different cultivars. We can also buy winter squash for next to nothing.
>>203168721
>>203168739I once tried eating an apple I saw from a tree on the side of the road and I made myself sick
>>203168731Brian?
>>203168736just don't let it get to you, missing one assignment is not the end of your academic career, but just don't make a habit of it. you got it anon
I WILL immigrate to America.
faggot?
>>203168720
>>203168726
the only namefag i recognize in /cum/ is Jesus Christ our Lord.
>>203168760I WILL hug you when you get here
how about disgusting cum maxxingaren’t you supposed to eat lots of meat, alliums, brassica? what else
>>203168770amen i want the name culture to go away but it seems like it's been a thing since this general was founded
>>203168760And what are you waiting for?
>>203168749Unless he also has this kitty I'm not him
>>203168760Are you cute?
>>203168788cute kitty what is his/her name?
I eat lots of beef, onions and brussels sprouts and my cum tastes fine
>>203168788>usb corddo you... plug your cat in?
>>203168788Based off your experience is BBC a meme or is it true
>>203168788poop stain on the laundry basket.
I can't sleep
>>203168813Side effect of being Briankin is having no control of your anus
>>203168814I can’t sneed
another easy connections
>>203168797Spike, and he's a good boy>>203168805Yes, he needs to be charged every night>>203168806Ill say it's noticeably bigger, but more often on the girth end instead of length alone. Although I've had my fair share of pencil dicks>>203168813You're not going to believe this, but it is actually from an exploded sauce packet
Whoa?!Adolf Hitler needs ME?! okI'll do itI'm going to bat for you, Hitler!! I got your back, Hitler!!ok, that's my point. that's my point...
i need to buy firewood it's getting kind of chilly outside and i love using the living room fireplace it's so comfy or someone can come over and chop firewood for me and i'll serve you snacks and tea to warm up
>>203168793Yes, I'm cute 32 y.o. male.
>>203168813Yuck!
>>203168840Are you the security guard
>>203168831tell spike i said hi and give him a scrubbin for me >>203168829i'm about to try hold on
>>203168850I shall
>>203168849No, why would you think so?
i love right where the 3 is. nothing ever happens btw
>>203168872I have you confused with another anon sorry
>>203168829i don't wanna spoil but it wasn't as easy as you said >>203168864thank you dear
>>203168835
Should I drink Gatorade before I sleep or will it rot my teeth?
>>203168897lmfao
>>203168335slam an energy drink and pull your cock out of your ass. 1K words is a joke. it's a rough draft, not even the real thing. just bullshit it also >coding boot campif you can't handle writing essays you won't handle writing programs
>>203168909As long as you aren't drinking a full thing you should be fine.
the ideal woman
>>203168909do it before you brush your teethbut yes a gatorade isn't gonna make your teeth fall out just be good about brushing and flossing and you'll be fine
>>203168935I already brushed my teeth but I feel extremely thirsty
>>203168945if you're thirsty, drink that's more important right now worry about your teeth later
lol https://youtu.be/4ptwFPs6fTU
>>203168924>if you can't handle writing essays you won't handle writing programsI just suck at creativity. I'm good at math, I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm looking forward to taking math classes next semester.
my head hurts so bad i'm about to drive to the convenience store at 1:30am to get a red bull and some tylenol i'm completely out of midol and asprin and everythingi'm going to stock up on everything at the publix medicine isle on grocery day wednesday, they won't know what hit em i should probably get to the root cause of these headaches but my next check up is in a month
y'all fw the keystone pipeline?
>>203168950This is a trick to make my teeth rotten
>>203168945Just drink water retard.
bro said midol
tonight's horror kino: The Taking of Deborah Loganits found footage, its better than I thought it would be, very spooky
>>203168974as long as he filters it and boils it first, sure
>>203168963I wish I could ride to my local jeet convenient store and buy a monster
Have court early Wednesday morning which I'm dreading
>>203168998Are you the jester?
Russian anon are you still here
>>203168979What’s that?
>>203169003LOL
Russian anon show yourself
Russian anon where are you
Ayo Russian anon reply to me dawg
a midnight goon, such a temptuous treat
Yes, I'm here.
Where this slavic nigga at?
https://youtu.be/YHaqUmrTE9M?si=I1ioS9iwtcu-5z4K
how are these any different from those satanic demon sigils? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merchant%27s_mark
>>203169003No, I filed a restraining order against someone
>>203169071Good night
>>203169098Threesome?
I am homeless and I live in my car. As I was about to sleep, a car pulled out near me and a guy and a girl from a Christian organization came up to talk to me.They said they can offer me housing and shieet. What am I in for anons?
I love Lebanese Canadians.Who is trying to prevent diverse political representation?!!
>>203168932That's a man.
>>203169071Welcome! Power to Russian Canada!
>>203169109Foursome
>>203169107Kek, I wish. She’s really pretty. I am considering attending her church to see her again.
>>203169109Human Trafficking.
>>203169095The satanic ones contain satanic symbolism, and those merchant’s marks are mostly Christian symbolism. Not all symbols are satanic.
>>203169138I wouldn’t mind desu but their organization “salvation army” seems to reputable.
>>203169168salvation army is a literal scam
>>203169193how?
>>203169210they're not a scam
Evil hours are upon us at 3 am the world of the living and dead begin to merge
>>203169210
you are the juiciest and most delicious
>>203169114No it's not
>>203169265It's 12am thoughbeit.
>>203169265/realghoulhours/ have begun
might have to take a shit soon
back from the convenience store with my sugar free redbull its like pouring medicine on my brain i feel amazing and human again i like how deserted it is too there's not anyone out at this hour, and to all my haters yes i went out in pj bottoms since there isn't a soul out there what are you gonna do about it i also got a bag of funyuns as a treat>>203169287i am not a ghoul and my bedtime is in an hour
tv show idea it’s always cummy in Philadelphia
>>203169379>redbull>bedtime is in an hour
>>203168991why do indians own all the convenience storesthe indian at mine is really nice and courteous and tall so he defies the stereotype but still
>>203169379>went out in pj bottomsSlob piece of shit
connections: perfect'd
>>203169379>its like pouring medicine on my brain i feel amazing and human againyou have quite the caffeine addiction
>>203169401i take tranquilizers for bed time the redbull isn't gonna prevent them from working>>203169412yeah it's bad but i'm gonna try to reign it in in the coming weeks this was my wakeup call
I'm addicted to elephant tranquilizer
>>203169429imagine being awake when you body naturally wants to be awake and going to sleep when your body naturally wants to go to sleep
>>203169379>i went out in pj bottomsI could never do this. I feel like a sack of shit when I check my mailbox in my pajamas.
caffeine is the gayest most soyllennial vice possible. get addicted to gooning like a real man
>>203169476i agree with you but i did not interact with a soul but the convenience store clerk, there's nobody out at this hour and i only saw one other car on the way there. this is not a regular thing for me>>203169471my sleep schedule is built around my sedative, i go to bed and wake up at the same time every day
>>203169480>caffeine is the gayest most soyllennial vice possibleinteresting, i assumed vaping would have that honor
>>203169498Changing into appropriate pants takes less than 2 seconds
>>203169480>caffeine is the gayest most soyllennial vice possiblepretty sure that's weed
>>203169536so true
>>203169514why are you grilling me i'm not changing into leggings or jeans or sweatpants or whatever interact with one person, i want to wear my baggy hoodie and pj bottoms and slippers and you can't stop me. and it's cold outside so it's peak comfy too i want to wear what im wearing because it's comfortable
banned off /pol/ again
>>203169562/pol/ sucks anyways, i got 140+ threads filtered
>>203169514>appropriate pantsNo such thing unless you are going to work or church
>>203169429The worst way to struggle with an addiction (even if it’s something lame like caffeine) is to continue to use it to deal with withdrawals (caffeine headaches). You can break the cycle pretty easily and just enjoy a Red Bull when you want to if you just take an Advil when you have a caffeine withdrawal headache instead of more caffeine
>>203169573it does but too bad i can't express my anti-israel views here :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPO5lbFnulE
I sometimes bark like a dog when I'm bored
>>203169561i'm gonna rape you, fag. that'll teach you
>>203169596good luck
I sometimes lick my arsehole like a dog when I'm bored
>>203169585advil by itself doesn't help with the headaches, only stuff with caffeine in it like midol and excedrin help with the caffeine headachesi'm going to try weaning down and tapering off slowly, until eventually i don't need it >>203169614i do this but i meow
There are people out there named "Dick Gaylord"
is it "pumpkin spice" season yet
>>203169652
>>203169624thanks DAWG
>>203169667yes very much so remember uggs
>>203169667Yes, it has been since late September
>>203169667I haven’t seen much hype about that kind of stuff in years
i hate this country
do you cummers like the eggnog?
>>203169704If you travel abroad, you’ll find that it’s pretty shit everywhere
>>203169713I disagree
>>203169710yes, i will drink so much that i get sick and i never learn from my mistakes and it happens every year
>>203169710I used a centuries-old recipe to make homemade eggnog one year, and it was really goodBasically, you mix it up like two months in advance, keep it in the back of your fridge, and make it boozy enough that the alcohol kills any possible pathogens in the eggs during that time interval
accepting recommendations for the next op
>>203169757Specifically, it was purportedly George Washington’s recipe
>>203169781
>>203169802okay>>203169821i'll do this one tomorrow he was first sorry
>>203169713i prefer the US to this shithole but i'm stuck here
>>203169858this guys car probably smells crazy i went to a hookah bar once and it smelled awful, the whole place was filled with this acrid haze that made your eyes sting
>>203169888I went to a strip club in vegas that would bring hookahs to your table, it was based. you'd like it
>>203169937strip club isn't my kind of scene but i'd be willing to give hookahs another shot, that was a long time ago to be fair
quite literally masturbating my 6.25 inch penis atm
>>203169984what's it like being a dicklet
>>203170018>>203170018>>203170018
>>203169977What about the cocaine we did in the bathroom!?
310
>>203170024i'm reformed, doing coke while you freshen up in the restroom is behind me
