Idiocracy was a great film but it was a little off by predicting an idiot future that had the impulses and aesthetics of dumb 14 year old boys.

This year has pretty much conclusively proven our actual idiot future has the impulses and aesthetics of a dumb 14 year old girl.

>>203170076
welcome to costco, i love you

>>203170082
i suck at this game

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here's a better game

>>203170109
i'm so good at this game

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>>203170124
nice job you're 50-50 in the games today!

>>203170145
i did connections earlier so i'm actually 2/3 on the games today jester frog

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good night

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>>203170155
you're killing it today

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i'm reading about this connections game. i'd probably suck at it

i dont need this drama in my life you know what i'm saying

Why are people fearmongering so hard about this hurricane
Niggas telling me I’m gonna die and shit

>>203171006
so you pick the canidate that will help you

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A fine morning.

Shouldn't spit at pepple though hay

I know how the kikenadians in power have made it illegal to sell weed unless you have a license so would I hypothetically get in trouble for asking a buddy if he can sell me some weed through sms?

you need weed like you need another donut

>>203172376
>amerilard calling anyone else fat
rich

I’m too smart to vote

Reading about the hurricane this morning, and the amount of people that claim this is weather manipulation to alter the outcome of the election is shocking. Politics and the orange man have completely buck broken Americans.

enjoy a nice tobacco cigarette instead

Looking pretty grim outside Florida bros

Bossberg bought donuts and coffee for everyone this morning.

>>203173794
boosberg is so kind and merciful

>>203173829
I actually hate his guts and have stolen around ~50k dollars from the company over the last five years.

>>203172562
Yeah it's Wilhelm Reich tier bs. Reminds me of Ghost from TCR lol

Justin Bieber was raped

>>203172562
the wind will literally rip the flesh from your bones.

>>203175354
>>>/vt/

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been fired at by any FEMA operatives yet?

>>203175453
i don't believe this

I dropped my earbud into a puddle and now it won't make sound.
I fucking hate wireless technology

Good morning sirs

>>203175642
now you know why apfel was pushing them so hard.
go pay $100 for a new pair, golem

I just wanna die and wake up in a better world.

I pussied out and rand away from the hurricane in west Florida. What are some cool things to do while in Miami? Probably gonna check out lil havana

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>>203175994
i keep rerolling the world every time i sleep but it ends up taking me back to this shitty one

>>203175903
I buy chink ones for 20$, but it's the hassle of it.

>niggas ITT can't isekai themselves
I am also niggas.

>>203176030
Go to Wynwood its full of hipsters and cute girls

I have a technical question for y'all.
How much dedotaded wam do I need to run a /cum/ Minecraft server?

>>203171006
>hurricanes... kill PEOPLE???

>>203176353
Hurricanes don't kill people flying debris kills people

>>203176311
i die of second hand embarrassment every time i remember this

>>203176409
That whole panel was wild.
There was another verbally impared autistic queen who had business cards for her dad's minecraft server

>>203176297
but I am a chud and ugly THO

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>ummm akshually it's a category 6

tfw no severely autistic gf

good morning sirs

Hello Canadas

does this kind of thing happen in mexico?
>>>/tv/204295546

>>203177374
hes gonna lose

This isn't a good thread.

I’m italian and i suffer from negro fatigue. We suffer too over here

>>203177525
do you suffer from Sicilian fatigue too?

>>203177518
>complains about YLYL
>no image no contribution

>>203177539
Yes. It’s all so tiresome sometimes

>>203170082
piccolissima

Wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddy

Not good

no one says crunk anymore

Wow, barrel chest I remember could be from arthritis, and it being the ribcage I thought would be a restrictive disorder, but it could instead be an inability to fully exhale, and the reserve volume (or expiratory reserve volume) builds up. It is likely to be obstructive instead

How do I see all of my phone passwords if Google password manager is the only app or option and it has no passwords

>>203177525
I negri in Italia sono studenti o migranti economichi?

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>>203156582
spoke to coworker, he said he spoke to our boss. apparently we don't get paid extra for the overtime, we just get the ability to use those extra hours to take some other time off during the same pay period. but no one had ever told us that and the pay period has already ended so basically we worked extra for free.

>>203178002
this is something you should have asked when you were negotiating pay and benefits, or are you a warehouse stooge who does idiot work?

Oatmeal and cottage cheese this morning. Should have cooked the oatmeal more

I want to go to film school (it's free)

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Ed...Ward...

>>203176231
business idea: buy 40$ worth of chinkbuds and everytime one pair fails you have the other pair immediately ready to use. Then you buy another 20$ of insurance chinkbuds

hello

>>203178630
fuck off

>>203178742
rude

>>203176030
if you're gonna be up north towards pompano go to dandee donuts
they have one of the most divine sour creme donuts I've ever had and I've missed them dearly since leaving FL

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>rude

>>203176030
you can come to my house and we can sexo. you're lucky cause my parents are not at home

teeth hurt

>>203179065
try cumming on them

>>203179084
how the fuck is that gonna help?

>>203179120
it will cure your ache

as time goes on suicide seems like more and more of a reasonable option
not even in a depressive way but simply logically

>>203179141
shut up, idiot

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would you date a hapa woman, /int/?

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>>203179141

>>203179188
not brown enough + hapas are mentally ill

>>203179177
but I'm right
95% of people will never reach their grand ambitions
95% of people will rot their life away earning money for someone else just to retire at a point where their body is barely functional
if you're not going to be rich there is very little point pursuing life to the end imo

>>203179249
your opinion is worthless.
stop posting such drivel.

>>203179341
you're in denial
are you genuinely satisfied with what you accomplished in life?
if you died today would you be able to say you lead a fulfilling life?

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>>203179177
>>203179341

>>203179365
your perspective is too insane to take seriously at all.
life is about living, not having lived.
if i died right now, i wouldn't feel anything at all. that's the whole thing about being dead.
i don't live, so that when i'm dead i can have written on my tombstone "accomplished goals X, Y, Z"
life is about striving for goals, not achieving them. 99.99% of your life will be spent on trying to get to some end. once you get there, that is the tiniest instant imaginable, then you find another goal.
life isn't a children's book where once you achieve something, you stop existing and enter a state of eternal bliss.
there is no "happy ever after." you just keep living.

>I le want to hecking kill myself :(
>I have no le gf
>no ambition
>waaaaaaah I le want to die :(
>I have le no hope in humanity
>I'm so le depressed :-\
>I was le played a bad hand in life, FEEL SORRY FOR ME
Why are people who are suicidal some of the weakest people out there? Fucking drama whores. Find help if you're suicidal, and no, not by your own bootstraps because you're already too much of a pussy to see the good you're capable of.

>>203179581
>i don't live, so that when i'm dead i can have written on my tombstone "accomplished goals X, Y, Z"
you have no desire to leave a legacy (cringe)

>life is about striving for goals, not achieving them.
loser

>>203179591
who are you quoting? nobody said any of that

next time, just don't reply.

This still isn't a good thread.

yeah im not reading any of these posts

it's about time for a hike.
i think i'll carry a big rock up a mountain today.

business idea: sex

>>203179908
Elaborate

>>203180020
we should sell sex in exchange for $$$$$

>>203180049
that's illegal

>>203180072
it's not illegal to sell papers printed with the word SEX THOEVER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iByZYC2COY
I miss when she used to be like this

>>203170076
It's weird how sexy stuff is becoming taboo in media compared to before but social media is just onlyfans ads

>>203179756
I just got here, let me fix that

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>trashy song comes on at the fast food restaurant "I will fuck you like nothing matters chrous repeated 10x
also happen in your cunt?

>>203180528
gtfo

>>203180528
i haven't eaten at a goyslop boutique in over a year

Do adults still eat in at goyslop salons? I haven't done that since I was a kid

you haven't done anything since you were a kid

no more endless playtime
no more napping when you want
school slavery
taken away from mommy

face it. life is over at 7

>>203180528
i like that song

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>>203180560
i paid 4 euros for a shot of icecream

>>203180792
i think you are not super smart for doing that

>>203180627
Got 'im

>>203180673
School stands for:
Seven
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
2deep4me

>>203181015
>his school days were only 7 hours long

>>203181128
High school was definitely even shorter

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reject modern mid age life style

Got one of those breakfast corndogs on my second day of kindergarten and overheard someone say they thought they were gross so I threw it away and never ate breakfast again
Still don't eat breakfast to this day because it makes you fat unless you're a farmhand

is there any credibility to this weather machine theory

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I keep getting random ips assigned to me with bans from years ago

>smartest american

>>203181340
Got assigned an IP that recieved a three year ban in 2010 for posting loli on /pol/

>>203181340
stop phoneposting

Still seeing memes supporting the haitian immigrants

Regardless of if they eat dogs or not, why the fuck are they in ohio. Why are venezuelans in colorado
Cant believe people are going to vote for this kind of thing

>>203181342
i fucked your mom last night

>his IP isn't dynamic
Brudda livin in 2009

>>203181336
bro we were memeing about HAARP in 2009. Get with the times

>>203181443
My city has lots of Syrians, Afghans, and Iraqis
Lots of the Syrians are Christian and I've seen a lot of Assyrian flags around

>>203181499
do you live in el cajon

>>203181443
Something something whites arent willing to flip burgers or something

>>203180454
Except gross prosthetic dicks on HBO shows

>>203181443
Because the businesses wanted them there

haven't eaten that much for the last two weeks and have had a ton of extra exercise still a fat tub of lard thoughever

Imagine being a powerful ancient king who was able to keep a crumbling empire together for its last few decades but nobody will ever really care because your name is King Dudu

>>203181545
No thankfully but it's the right area

I don't see color

>>203181499
>>203181633
>>203181699
>>203181711
Strangely high amount of repeating digits here

>>203181583
Not even the case this time, it was NGOs who exploited COVID relief funds to get payouts for dumping the migrants in a random small town in colorado

And in a few years itll get totally normalized by self hating xenophilic liberal whites who think theyll get themselves a haitian girlfriend or become the chill white friend of the haitian group at school

Sick of it all

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>get ready to go outside
>look at myself in mirror and see how ugly i look
>stay inside instead

>>203181733
look anon! look!

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lol

>>203181793
Shes got nice dick sucking lips however

god is punishing florida for being chuds

>>203181833
I like the way you look at things, half glass full typa fella ain'tcha? *obnoxiously chews bubble gum*

>>203181839
The hurricane is the spirit of trans folx that died

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>>203181788
>>203181833

>>203181793
Ive never understood the ones whose bio insults you or tells you to swipe right or whose first picture is her giving the middle finger

Like what kind of guy are they even looking for. It doesnt come off as playful or fiesty, just bitter

We could easily achieve world peace if Russia, Ukraine, Israel, Palestine, and Lebanon were administered by the US and Canada

>>203181913
Foids get so much attention they actively try to be repulsive to decrease the attention they get to a manageable level

>>203181875
Got anymore pictures of her?

>>203181833
>>203181942
She's fat thoughbeit

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>>203181987
I dont mind

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>>203181935
cool it with the anti semitism

>>203181443
Those are all astroturfed or made by immigrants themselves. Even American blacks dont like immigrants

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Rainy greetings from Frankfurt my fellow /cum/goyim
A sad anniversary

Is my gf in the thread yet?

>>203182410
Somebody post that image of the germany soyjak licking the jewish memorial

Love it when I lift my gaze from my feet for one second while walking to work and there's a girl already looking at me who gives me the ick look for daring to stare at her

BITCH YOU WERE ALREADY LOOKING AT ME

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Italian restaurant in South Carolina. interesting architecture

>>203182466
>>203182492
kek

>>203181443
Asylum admittees probably. Or just normal immigrants working manual labor jobs and sending money home.

>>203182517
Yabbadabbadoo type vibe

I want to win a dance contest like in those mid 2000s movies

>>203182517
I actually designed that building

>>203182505
Maintain eye contact when they do that. Foids will nearly always break first, but they will be impressed by your sigma skibidi ohio rizz

>>203179141
Haha… Yeah…
I have a few things I want to do first, but if life is still this much of a grind at 40 I think I’m out.

Idk how Americans even THINK of suicide when they live in such a FAVSTIAN country

>suicide
Enjoy eternal torment, idiot

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>>203182517
there's a mexican rest stop/theme park in South Carolina that always weirded me out when I would drive by it. no idea why anyone would want to go there

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tj2WyJn818E
american culture is so fucking kino

I thought my self esteem couldn't sink any lower and was already riddled with insecurities to much to overcome.
But I decided to try self improving and going to the gym and dieting.
It's been a few weeks, and I realized because I never had the confidence to even approach girls my whole life I never bothered to worry how big my dick was since having sex was akin to winning the lottery.
Measured my dick and it's well below average. Now trying to self-improve seems totally pointless. My body is completely worthless, I could never give any pleasure to a girl even if she gave me a chance assuming she doesn't laugh at me as soon as she sees me naked.

I think I was better off before when I had completely given up.

>>203182644
>Waaaaaaah I'm saaaaad :(
>No, I don't think about anything other about how sad I am
>No, I don't do anything to improve my life
>I'm just too SAD

euro flags are so cancerous

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>god is love, but he'll torture you forever if you don't do EXACTLY what he says

>>203182584
Why does it look so shit?

>>203182696
the milk truck has arrived

>>203182718
Guys care more than girls do about dick size

4chud

>Torture
Fool, you'll just be wandering the empty halls of Tartarus forever

>>203182765
My dick is only 4 inches fully erect and I can easily wrap my index finger and thumb around it. You're correct but you still have to have something to work with.

>>203182744
Was on a lot of speed at the time but my cousin Jianni threatened to break the owner's legs if they didn't accept my submission

>eternal torment
says who?

>>203182833
I do, I'm actually the guy who decides who goes where since God started outsourcing

>>203182736
God is love because he sacrificed his only son for us sinners

Being the hottest guy an ugly girl has ever been with is more thrilling than being the nth mid guy a hot girl has been with

I cannot easily wrap my index finger and thumb around my dick. Who else here /8 inch circumference/?

>>203182517
Why not just dig into a cliff

>>203182902
my penis is skinny

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>>203181793
I take it the online dating scene hasn't gotten much better yet huh

>>203182718
If it helps, I’m glad you put effort into improving your life.

Can you guys stop blaspheming, thanks

>I can easily wrap my index finger and thumb around it
I can easily wrap my index finger and thumb around my wrist. How fat are you

My cock has a 12 inch circumference but is only 4.5 inches long

>>203182937
If you wouldn't creampie her you are probably gay

>>203182927
I always thought guys in porn were weird because their dicks were so skinny but it turns out im a chode.

>>203182889
Does Jesus still exist?

>>203182816
Only the first 2.5in of the vaginal canal are sensitive

>>203182960
to be clear, i would, but not relationship material

>>203182939
Love Christ
'Ate the Anti-Christ
Simple as

>>203182874
Could you uhh improve things a bit around here? The people in charge seem to hate us

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>>203182889
based

>>203182925
significantly more of an operation, that

>>203182980
He's sitting at the right hand of the Father at this exact moment

Just dont jerk off and all your insecurities will vanish
Nofap isnt for everyone but I have a 6 inch skinny dick and sex is always great because I stay hard and energetic and passionate cuz the horniness from nofap overwhelms the insecurity

Its over for me once im a fat middle aged guy trying to fuck my wife with no libido though

>>203183024
Sorry, not my department
Gotta talk to Rajneesh Garwal about that

>>203183058
Then he wasn't sacrificed. To sacrifice something means to lose it. God played your ass

This thread has actually worsened.

>>203183087
>human body died before being resurrected
>willingly suffered immense torment
That's still a sacrifice

CRAVING a Doritos Locos Taco from Tacobell RIGHT now bros

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>>203183115

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>>203183115
i like hump day wednesday a lot more than dick size insecurity tuesday

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>>203182718
cock size isn’t that big of a deal :-)
Girls care about character

>>203183126
No it wasn't. Nothing was lost. Jesus still exists. That's like a guy who gets out of a life sentence in jail because he died medically but was resuscitated. He served life. He can go free now
You're playing a suckers game

>>203182938
At this point going forward it would just be purely for health reasons. But I already feel miserable having to constantly exercise and never being able to eat what I want. And what's the point of being healthy in a life you wish would just be over already?
Nothing really bring me any joy in this life, I'm autistic and incredibly neurotic and anxious. I'm 5'7 and only make $20,000 a year and have to live with my Dad who is dying of liver failure and my bipolar sister at the age of 27 soon to be 28.
I just wanted to experience some love and affection for once in my life. To feel a girls body against mine.

chuds be debating harry potter lore as if it was real lmao

I hate pagans (everyone who isn't a Christian (this doesn't include Mormons and Jehovahs Witnesses))

>>203183131
spicy Doritos Locos Taco Supreme with beef?

>>203183068
god isnt real

>>203183264
Nah, I'd swap the beef for the roasted chicken

>>203183267
you cant say that!! it will hurt chuds feelings

>>203182986
Than why is 6-7 inches with a hefty girth considered ideal for most women?

I saw god in the TV

>>203183198
He trusted his life to the Father, he didnt know exactly what would happen but knew it was an immense sacrifice of Himself. It's a sacrifice with parallels to the binding of Isaac. Of all the criticisms possible this has to be one of the weakest

>>203183242
I don't hate them but I pray they open their minds and hearts

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they hated jesus because he told them the truth

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dreamt that i was a woman

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https://youtu.be/z79T8CUpksE?si=poIczmSZbq41tW0A

>>203183498
That was made by a bum or someone who doesn't live around them

My head tells me this will be a close election, but my heart tells me that this will be like the 1980 election. Something is happening that is not being reported.

>>203183232
I'm right there with you bud. Almost to a tee. Exercising isn't bad, at this point if you're going to be such a doomer about it, exercise for yourself to be stronger and healthier, improve your cardio, etc, not to mention the discipline and willpower you have will be improved, and since you're not trying to cut weight for women now, just eat what you want, within reason, like cut back on sugar and high calorie fried food, don't substitute with sugar free stuff, just eat your favorite foods as like a reward, watching your arms get bigger and your cardio improve should be reward enough. Get your hygiene on point though and save up for a nice high class hooker, sometimes you meet a really nice whore who treats you nicely and it sort of gets all that lovey dovey stuff out of your system at least for a few days.

>>203183232
That’s rough, I feel for you.
About the food though, maybe ease up on your dieting if it makes your life easier. Not enough to gain weight obviously but enough to enjoy yourself more.

>>203183533
>using the term bougie-ass hipster cafe
It was made by a hipster who doesnt live near the tents

>>203183498
>leave homeless tents alone
sure, as long as it's not impeding my movement it's the city's problem
>let me shit in your private business i seethe about... OR WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
if you give a mouse a cookie

>>203183325
Is it?

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Got reincarnated as a gato loco

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>>203183306
IDIOT WITH SHIT TASTE

>>203183498
lol millennials are such subhumans

>>203183498
If I could "do something about the economic conditions" that caused my neighbors to be homeless, I certainly would. Also, I'd be some kind of god-emperor.

>>203183621
Seems to be the consensus anecdotally from women on the internet.

>>203183498
This is true and FUCK tents in public parks. Go camp outside the fucking premier/prime minister’s homes and leave me the fuck alone.

>>203183601
You DON'T understand
Think about it
Would you rather have some annoying ass yuppies coming to your neighborhood and spending money at local stores while improving the local economy and attracting businesses or would you rather have an honest harmless unhoused individual who was bussed in from a city 500 miles away, shits and pisses in the streets, robs people, and yells at imaginary people at all hours of the day?
Seriously, think about it
WHY would you EVER choose the yuppies?

>>203183498
They're unironically correct.

>>203183556
The way the media, big tech companies and even the Dems themselves are treating this election is odd. In 2020 it was like they pulled all the stops against Orangeman, now they seem strangely quiet. As if they are just going through the motions. Idk what this means thoughbeit. It could all be quiet because they are planning a huge October surprise or maybe they are hedging their bets.

>Just leave the Unhoused Americans alone, it'll all work out in the end!
Sure worked for San Francisco

>>203183498
I'd rather ask, 'what the fuck is wrong with the homeless person'

its gonna be close but i believe our girl can win it!

>>203183676
>gentrification is LE BAD
>neighbourhoods should just remain stagnant and decayed forever
>why yes I moved to the city as well but thats different im not a yuppie or something
Many such cases

don rickles as the vp is gonna be so TIGHT

>>203183362
It's not an argument. If you believe in God as he's written in the Bible you display yet still some want of wit. I'm just talking

>>203183709
If they report on him too much it'll help him and they know it.
Theyre trying to shift the focus onto her but shes rather boring

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i get scared of homeless people when they talk to voices in their head and wander around the parking lot near my car

>>203183709
they know nothing they say can change orange supporters mind

Someone post the half-headed bum from Nashville

Someone post the half-headed bum from Philly

>>203183814
>Businesses moving into the decaying husks of shops that were closed 30 years ago is a bad thing because housing prices will go up and the streets might be full of people with money instead of human shit and open air drug markets!

h-how many times am i supposed to use a towel before i wash it

>>203184034
does it smell?

I like the homeless ones who dance or shout

>>203183558
I do kinda want to get into some outdoor activities so getting in shape will help with that. There's something wrong with my lower back though. It starts to hurt after even moderate exercising like walking for an hour or two. My brother has degenerative disk disease and he thinks it's genetic and suggested that might be what's my problem as well.
>Get your hygiene on point though
Yeah I've been taking better care of my teeth, and scrubbing more during showers. Started grooming my pubes and nose hair.
>and save up for a nice high class hooker, sometimes you meet a really nice whore who treats you nicely and it sort of gets all that lovey dovey stuff out of your system at least for a few days
I've been thinking about doing this for years, but when I browsed the sexworkers subreddit the girls all seemed really materialistic, and didn't care about men at all. They just wanted you to give them as much money as possible. If she doesn't like me at least a little bit and doesn't even have the slightest bit of emptathy or respect for me as a human being then it loses all it's appeal.
Where are you supposed to go to find one that will treat you right? It's illegal here and that makes everything 20x harder. I live in SoCal and recently checked the prices and the average girl is now charging $1000 plus for an hour. I know it's legal in Tijuana but that shit sounds really sketchy and I don't want to go to some club, rather have an escort in a private hotel room. Legal brothels in Vegas I heard cost an absolute fucking fortune.
Only other option is flying abroad and that will also be a fortune.
>>203183587
Thanks, I'm going to go get my hormones checked on Wednesday. I've never been able to grow a proper beard, and now that I realized how small my dick is I think I might just have low T and that stunted my puberty.

>>203184034
You're supposed to have multiple towels
I hope you also don't only have a single set of bedsheets

sometimes crazy people come up to me and give me the crazy people news as if i'm one of them or something

>>203184110
thats half the country right now

feeling shleepy but i know if i take a nap i wont be able to sleep tonight

>>203184110
yeah I hate it when people say hurricanes aren't controlled by the government and the clouds aren't being seeded

destiny hasn't been streaming lately

>>203184087
go to the escort/monger general on gif, you'll find a bunch of info there

>sexworkers reddit
yea, any avid reddit poster is either a dork or a fucking retard, there's probably a billion sexworkers on the planet, you'll find some cool ones, don't sweat it, just don't let it overwhelm you if you're the addictive personality type.

>>203184110
People always ask me for directions because I allegedly look trustworthy. I guess you look sympathetic to their schizo ideas

>>203184378
If you don't make eye contact with people they'll generally ignore you too. A good trick for asking for directions is to find someone who makes eye contact with you, and it's also the same thing cute girls who pass out flyers do.

Sudden death

sexo
sex sex

Usually people I make eye contact with quickly look away and purposefully engage with someone else so I don't engage with them or so they can pretend that they didn't notice me

>>203184718
Continue to stare at them to assert your dominance

imagine being a programmer when you can program something for the computer to do and it can ever say "no"

just hit the one hour mark on this phone call trying to explain to a guy how to take a picture and upload it on a website. He doesnt speak good english so we also have an intepreter forced to suffer through it. Finally got him to the correct website but then he said he doesnt know how to take a picture. So now we get to start over the entire process but on his phone. Guess im getting paid for it so whatever. No real skin off my back.

Does the average American still like Isr*el?

welp here we go again, scam calls from a person pretending to be Amex. this stopped happening to me for quite a while before that SSN leak.

>>203184930
Dont care; sick of it all

>>203184918
Nigga posting from a parallel universe where Americans take IT calls from jeets

>>203184930
im meh on them

>umm hello?
>hi please tell me how to upload pictuer to website please
>ok go to the website and
>which website? how do i do that? i didnt know how to get to a website and now im on the wrong one
hang up

>>203184930
Shartestine and Hezpoolah deserved it, Mahmout

>>203184930
Older Americans yes
Youngest generations not at all
Those aged in between, their opinion is also in between. At least according to the polls

>>203184918
I would do this job, I want a call center job

>>203184930
Depends how old they are first. Then their political orientation. Older Americans are more likely to support israel as well as Republicans

go to website

Younger americans are actually more conservative than millenials

>>203185070
HOW

you play as IDF in dust2

>>203184979
Lebanese don't deserve it.

Zoomers on Tiktok think Osama was justified because one of his points mentions how capitalism is bad but they don't get to the point where he says the US needs to convert to Islam and follow Shariah Law or that he was pissed that we told Indonesia to stop occupying and killing people in East Timor

>>203185088
time to sue Mr. Beast

>>203185082
because when we were kids race relations were perfectly fine. we grew up in a completely and utterly different world than you zoomers.

>>203184945
i wonder if he has to use a fake indian name

>>203185106
The Sha'arte ones do
Most of the Sunnis do too because they're Palestinian refugees
Only the Druze and Maronites are okay

>>203185108
wait till they find out he was trained by the CIA O.O and that his family has close ties with the Bush family OO.OO OR THAT HE LIKED ANIME OOO.OOO

Osama-san bin Laden senpai OwO

i picked up a "so you said bad things online" pamphlet for people who got charged with online offenses as a neat little souvenir. might send it to America now that DeSantis failed on yet another America-hating policy suggestion

DeSantis wants to take away your freedoms to speech!!!!!!! hes the bad guy from LEGO city and is leading America to a future where those memes apply to your country

>>203185045
Its chill asf especially the work from home days. Even going into the office isnt really too bad. Actually the really old customers or people who don't know how to use computers are the best once you learn to just be patient and not get annoyed with them. Because those calls are braindead easy and also take forever and ever for them to catch up so its basically just easy money scrolling through 4chan while occasionally saying "yes sir click that button on the bottom next" then wait another 10mins for them to figure it out.

Day flies by

>>203185153
I already have an indian sounding name kind of which makes it even funnier

if i could get anything right now then itd be a SubWay sub meal

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>>203185330
god, work from home is the best new paradigm. it's so comfy, arguably too comfy

>>203185442

OR A GIRLFRIEND
if it was anything. i wouldnt waste it on a sub meal. a gf or sub bf femboy

EAGERLY AWAITING THE NEW

>>203185446
Fucked up part is the CEO openly HATES work from home and has said many times how much they want to get rid of it. Only reason we get to is because they're too cheap to buy more property so there's literally just not enough space for everyone in the office at once. It's only through greed and luck that we get any WFH. The minute they lay off enough staff they probably will force me into the office every day

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