hurricane battle plan edition>>203168001previous
Idiocracy was a great film but it was a little off by predicting an idiot future that had the impulses and aesthetics of dumb 14 year old boys.This year has pretty much conclusively proven our actual idiot future has the impulses and aesthetics of a dumb 14 year old girl.
>>203170076welcome to costco, i love you
>>203170082i suck at this game
here's a better game
>>203170109i'm so good at this game
>>203170124nice job you're 50-50 in the games today!
>>203170145i did connections earlier so i'm actually 2/3 on the games today jester frog
good night
>>203170155you're killing it today
i'm reading about this connections game. i'd probably suck at it
i dont need this drama in my life you know what i'm saying
Why are people fearmongering so hard about this hurricane Niggas telling me I’m gonna die and shit
>>203171006so you pick the canidate that will help you
A fine morning.
Shouldn't spit at pepple though hay
I know how the kikenadians in power have made it illegal to sell weed unless you have a license so would I hypothetically get in trouble for asking a buddy if he can sell me some weed through sms?
you need weed like you need another donut
>>203172376>amerilard calling anyone else fatrich
I’m too smart to vote
Reading about the hurricane this morning, and the amount of people that claim this is weather manipulation to alter the outcome of the election is shocking. Politics and the orange man have completely buck broken Americans.
enjoy a nice tobacco cigarette instead
Looking pretty grim outside Florida bros
Bossberg bought donuts and coffee for everyone this morning.
>>203173794boosberg is so kind and merciful
>>203173829I actually hate his guts and have stolen around ~50k dollars from the company over the last five years.
>>203172562Yeah it's Wilhelm Reich tier bs. Reminds me of Ghost from TCR lol
Justin Bieber was raped
>>203172562the wind will literally rip the flesh from your bones.>>203175354>>>/vt/
been fired at by any FEMA operatives yet?
>>203175453i don't believe this
I dropped my earbud into a puddle and now it won't make sound.I fucking hate wireless technology
Good morning sirs
>>203175642now you know why apfel was pushing them so hard. go pay $100 for a new pair, golem
I just wanna die and wake up in a better world.
I pussied out and rand away from the hurricane in west Florida. What are some cool things to do while in Miami? Probably gonna check out lil havana
>>203175994i keep rerolling the world every time i sleep but it ends up taking me back to this shitty one
>>203175903I buy chink ones for 20$, but it's the hassle of it.
>niggas ITT can't isekai themselvesI am also niggas.
>>203176030Go to Wynwood its full of hipsters and cute girls
I have a technical question for y'all.How much dedotaded wam do I need to run a /cum/ Minecraft server?
>>203171006>hurricanes... kill PEOPLE???
>>203176353Hurricanes don't kill people flying debris kills people
>>203176311i die of second hand embarrassment every time i remember this
>>203176409That whole panel was wild. There was another verbally impared autistic queen who had business cards for her dad's minecraft server
>>203176297but I am a chud and ugly THO
>ummm akshually it's a category 6
tfw no severely autistic gf
good morning sirs
Hello Canadas
does this kind of thing happen in mexico? >>>/tv/204295546
>>203177374hes gonna lose
This isn't a good thread.
I’m italian and i suffer from negro fatigue. We suffer too over here
>>203177525do you suffer from Sicilian fatigue too?
>>203177518>complains about YLYL>no image no contribution
>>203177539Yes. It’s all so tiresome sometimes
>>203170082piccolissima
Wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddy
Not good
no one says crunk anymore
Wow, barrel chest I remember could be from arthritis, and it being the ribcage I thought would be a restrictive disorder, but it could instead be an inability to fully exhale, and the reserve volume (or expiratory reserve volume) builds up. It is likely to be obstructive instead
How do I see all of my phone passwords if Google password manager is the only app or option and it has no passwords
>>203177525I negri in Italia sono studenti o migranti economichi?
>>203156582spoke to coworker, he said he spoke to our boss. apparently we don't get paid extra for the overtime, we just get the ability to use those extra hours to take some other time off during the same pay period. but no one had ever told us that and the pay period has already ended so basically we worked extra for free.
>>203178002this is something you should have asked when you were negotiating pay and benefits, or are you a warehouse stooge who does idiot work?
Oatmeal and cottage cheese this morning. Should have cooked the oatmeal more
I want to go to film school (it's free)
Ed...Ward...
>>203176231business idea: buy 40$ worth of chinkbuds and everytime one pair fails you have the other pair immediately ready to use. Then you buy another 20$ of insurance chinkbuds
hello
>>203178630fuck off
>>203178742rude
>>203176030if you're gonna be up north towards pompano go to dandee donutsthey have one of the most divine sour creme donuts I've ever had and I've missed them dearly since leaving FL
>rude
>>203176030you can come to my house and we can sexo. you're lucky cause my parents are not at home
teeth hurt
>>203179065try cumming on them
>>203179084how the fuck is that gonna help?
>>203179120it will cure your ache
as time goes on suicide seems like more and more of a reasonable optionnot even in a depressive way but simply logically
>>203179141shut up, idiot
would you date a hapa woman, /int/?
>>203179141
>>203179188not brown enough + hapas are mentally ill
>>203179177but I'm right95% of people will never reach their grand ambitions95% of people will rot their life away earning money for someone else just to retire at a point where their body is barely functionalif you're not going to be rich there is very little point pursuing life to the end imo
>>203179249your opinion is worthless. stop posting such drivel.
>>203179341you're in denialare you genuinely satisfied with what you accomplished in life?if you died today would you be able to say you lead a fulfilling life?
>>203179177>>203179341
>>203179365your perspective is too insane to take seriously at all. life is about living, not having lived. if i died right now, i wouldn't feel anything at all. that's the whole thing about being dead. i don't live, so that when i'm dead i can have written on my tombstone "accomplished goals X, Y, Z"life is about striving for goals, not achieving them. 99.99% of your life will be spent on trying to get to some end. once you get there, that is the tiniest instant imaginable, then you find another goal. life isn't a children's book where once you achieve something, you stop existing and enter a state of eternal bliss. there is no "happy ever after." you just keep living.
>I le want to hecking kill myself :(>I have no le gf>no ambition>waaaaaaah I le want to die :(>I have le no hope in humanity>I'm so le depressed :-\>I was le played a bad hand in life, FEEL SORRY FOR MEWhy are people who are suicidal some of the weakest people out there? Fucking drama whores. Find help if you're suicidal, and no, not by your own bootstraps because you're already too much of a pussy to see the good you're capable of.
>>203179581>i don't live, so that when i'm dead i can have written on my tombstone "accomplished goals X, Y, Z"you have no desire to leave a legacy (cringe)>life is about striving for goals, not achieving them. loser>>203179591who are you quoting? nobody said any of that
next time, just don't reply.
This still isn't a good thread.
yeah im not reading any of these posts
it's about time for a hike. i think i'll carry a big rock up a mountain today.
business idea: sex
>>203179908Elaborate
>>203180020we should sell sex in exchange for $$$$$
>>203180049that's illegal
>>203180072it's not illegal to sell papers printed with the word SEX THOEVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iByZYC2COYI miss when she used to be like this
>>203170076It's weird how sexy stuff is becoming taboo in media compared to before but social media is just onlyfans ads
>>203179756I just got here, let me fix that
>trashy song comes on at the fast food restaurant "I will fuck you like nothing matters chrous repeated 10xalso happen in your cunt?
>>203180528gtfo
>>203180528i haven't eaten at a goyslop boutique in over a year
Do adults still eat in at goyslop salons? I haven't done that since I was a kid
you haven't done anything since you were a kid
no more endless playtimeno more napping when you wantschool slaverytaken away from mommyface it. life is over at 7
>>203180528i like that song
>>203180560i paid 4 euros for a shot of icecream
>>203180792i think you are not super smart for doing that
>>203180627Got 'im
>>203180673School stands for:SevenCrappyHoursOfOurLives2deep4me
>>203181015>his school days were only 7 hours long
>>203181128High school was definitely even shorter
reject modern mid age life style
Got one of those breakfast corndogs on my second day of kindergarten and overheard someone say they thought they were gross so I threw it away and never ate breakfast againStill don't eat breakfast to this day because it makes you fat unless you're a farmhand
is there any credibility to this weather machine theory
I keep getting random ips assigned to me with bans from years ago
>smartest american
>>203181340Got assigned an IP that recieved a three year ban in 2010 for posting loli on /pol/
>>203181340stop phoneposting
Still seeing memes supporting the haitian immigrantsRegardless of if they eat dogs or not, why the fuck are they in ohio. Why are venezuelans in coloradoCant believe people are going to vote for this kind of thing
>>203181342i fucked your mom last night
>his IP isn't dynamicBrudda livin in 2009
>>203181336bro we were memeing about HAARP in 2009. Get with the times
>>203181443My city has lots of Syrians, Afghans, and IraqisLots of the Syrians are Christian and I've seen a lot of Assyrian flags around
>>203181499do you live in el cajon
>>203181443Something something whites arent willing to flip burgers or something
>>203180454Except gross prosthetic dicks on HBO shows
>>203181443Because the businesses wanted them there
haven't eaten that much for the last two weeks and have had a ton of extra exercise still a fat tub of lard thoughever
Imagine being a powerful ancient king who was able to keep a crumbling empire together for its last few decades but nobody will ever really care because your name is King Dudu
>>203181545No thankfully but it's the right area
I don't see color
>>203181499>>203181633>>203181699>>203181711Strangely high amount of repeating digits here
>>203181583Not even the case this time, it was NGOs who exploited COVID relief funds to get payouts for dumping the migrants in a random small town in colorado And in a few years itll get totally normalized by self hating xenophilic liberal whites who think theyll get themselves a haitian girlfriend or become the chill white friend of the haitian group at schoolSick of it all
>get ready to go outside>look at myself in mirror and see how ugly i look >stay inside instead
>>203181733look anon! look!
lol
>>203181793Shes got nice dick sucking lips however
god is punishing florida for being chuds
>>203181833I like the way you look at things, half glass full typa fella ain'tcha? *obnoxiously chews bubble gum*
>>203181839The hurricane is the spirit of trans folx that died
>>203181788>>203181833
>>203181793Ive never understood the ones whose bio insults you or tells you to swipe right or whose first picture is her giving the middle fingerLike what kind of guy are they even looking for. It doesnt come off as playful or fiesty, just bitter
We could easily achieve world peace if Russia, Ukraine, Israel, Palestine, and Lebanon were administered by the US and Canada
>>203181913Foids get so much attention they actively try to be repulsive to decrease the attention they get to a manageable level
>>203181875Got anymore pictures of her?
>>203181833>>203181942She's fat thoughbeit
>>203181987I dont mind
>>203181935cool it with the anti semitism
>>203181443Those are all astroturfed or made by immigrants themselves. Even American blacks dont like immigrants
Rainy greetings from Frankfurt my fellow /cum/goyimA sad anniversary
Is my gf in the thread yet?
>>203182410Somebody post that image of the germany soyjak licking the jewish memorial
Love it when I lift my gaze from my feet for one second while walking to work and there's a girl already looking at me who gives me the ick look for daring to stare at herBITCH YOU WERE ALREADY LOOKING AT ME
Italian restaurant in South Carolina. interesting architecture
>>203182466>>203182492kek
>>203181443Asylum admittees probably. Or just normal immigrants working manual labor jobs and sending money home.
>>203182517Yabbadabbadoo type vibe
I want to win a dance contest like in those mid 2000s movies
>>203182517I actually designed that building
>>203182505Maintain eye contact when they do that. Foids will nearly always break first, but they will be impressed by your sigma skibidi ohio rizz
>>203179141Haha… Yeah…I have a few things I want to do first, but if life is still this much of a grind at 40 I think I’m out.
Idk how Americans even THINK of suicide when they live in such a FAVSTIAN country
>suicide Enjoy eternal torment, idiot
>>203182517there's a mexican rest stop/theme park in South Carolina that always weirded me out when I would drive by it. no idea why anyone would want to go there
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tj2WyJn818Eamerican culture is so fucking kino
I thought my self esteem couldn't sink any lower and was already riddled with insecurities to much to overcome.But I decided to try self improving and going to the gym and dieting.It's been a few weeks, and I realized because I never had the confidence to even approach girls my whole life I never bothered to worry how big my dick was since having sex was akin to winning the lottery.Measured my dick and it's well below average. Now trying to self-improve seems totally pointless. My body is completely worthless, I could never give any pleasure to a girl even if she gave me a chance assuming she doesn't laugh at me as soon as she sees me naked.I think I was better off before when I had completely given up.
>>203182644>Waaaaaaah I'm saaaaad :(>No, I don't think about anything other about how sad I am >No, I don't do anything to improve my life >I'm just too SAD
euro flags are so cancerous
>god is love, but he'll torture you forever if you don't do EXACTLY what he says
>>203182584Why does it look so shit?
>>203182696the milk truck has arrived
>>203182718Guys care more than girls do about dick size
4chud
>TortureFool, you'll just be wandering the empty halls of Tartarus forever
>>203182765My dick is only 4 inches fully erect and I can easily wrap my index finger and thumb around it. You're correct but you still have to have something to work with.
>>203182744Was on a lot of speed at the time but my cousin Jianni threatened to break the owner's legs if they didn't accept my submission
>eternal tormentsays who?
>>203182833I do, I'm actually the guy who decides who goes where since God started outsourcing
>>203182736God is love because he sacrificed his only son for us sinners
Being the hottest guy an ugly girl has ever been with is more thrilling than being the nth mid guy a hot girl has been with
I cannot easily wrap my index finger and thumb around my dick. Who else here /8 inch circumference/?
>>203182517Why not just dig into a cliff
>>203182902my penis is skinny
>>203181793I take it the online dating scene hasn't gotten much better yet huh
>>203182718If it helps, I’m glad you put effort into improving your life.
Can you guys stop blaspheming, thanks
>I can easily wrap my index finger and thumb around itI can easily wrap my index finger and thumb around my wrist. How fat are you
My cock has a 12 inch circumference but is only 4.5 inches long
>>203182937If you wouldn't creampie her you are probably gay
>>203182927I always thought guys in porn were weird because their dicks were so skinny but it turns out im a chode.
>>203182889Does Jesus still exist?
>>203182816Only the first 2.5in of the vaginal canal are sensitive
>>203182960to be clear, i would, but not relationship material
>>203182939Love Christ'Ate the Anti-ChristSimple as
>>203182874Could you uhh improve things a bit around here? The people in charge seem to hate us
>>203182889based
>>203182925significantly more of an operation, that
>>203182980He's sitting at the right hand of the Father at this exact moment
Just dont jerk off and all your insecurities will vanishNofap isnt for everyone but I have a 6 inch skinny dick and sex is always great because I stay hard and energetic and passionate cuz the horniness from nofap overwhelms the insecurityIts over for me once im a fat middle aged guy trying to fuck my wife with no libido though
>>203183024Sorry, not my department Gotta talk to Rajneesh Garwal about that
>>203183058Then he wasn't sacrificed. To sacrifice something means to lose it. God played your ass
This thread has actually worsened.
>>203183087>human body died before being resurrected>willingly suffered immense torment That's still a sacrifice
CRAVING a Doritos Locos Taco from Tacobell RIGHT now bros
>>203183115
>>203183115i like hump day wednesday a lot more than dick size insecurity tuesday
>>203182718cock size isn’t that big of a deal :-)Girls care about character
>>203183126No it wasn't. Nothing was lost. Jesus still exists. That's like a guy who gets out of a life sentence in jail because he died medically but was resuscitated. He served life. He can go free nowYou're playing a suckers game
>>203182938At this point going forward it would just be purely for health reasons. But I already feel miserable having to constantly exercise and never being able to eat what I want. And what's the point of being healthy in a life you wish would just be over already?Nothing really bring me any joy in this life, I'm autistic and incredibly neurotic and anxious. I'm 5'7 and only make $20,000 a year and have to live with my Dad who is dying of liver failure and my bipolar sister at the age of 27 soon to be 28.I just wanted to experience some love and affection for once in my life. To feel a girls body against mine.
chuds be debating harry potter lore as if it was real lmao
I hate pagans (everyone who isn't a Christian (this doesn't include Mormons and Jehovahs Witnesses))
>>203183131spicy Doritos Locos Taco Supreme with beef?
>>203183068god isnt real
>>203183264Nah, I'd swap the beef for the roasted chicken
>>203183267you cant say that!! it will hurt chuds feelings
>>203182986Than why is 6-7 inches with a hefty girth considered ideal for most women?
I saw god in the TV
>>203183198He trusted his life to the Father, he didnt know exactly what would happen but knew it was an immense sacrifice of Himself. It's a sacrifice with parallels to the binding of Isaac. Of all the criticisms possible this has to be one of the weakest
>>203183242I don't hate them but I pray they open their minds and hearts
they hated jesus because he told them the truth
dreamt that i was a woman
https://youtu.be/z79T8CUpksE?si=poIczmSZbq41tW0A
>>203183498That was made by a bum or someone who doesn't live around them
My head tells me this will be a close election, but my heart tells me that this will be like the 1980 election. Something is happening that is not being reported.
>>203183232I'm right there with you bud. Almost to a tee. Exercising isn't bad, at this point if you're going to be such a doomer about it, exercise for yourself to be stronger and healthier, improve your cardio, etc, not to mention the discipline and willpower you have will be improved, and since you're not trying to cut weight for women now, just eat what you want, within reason, like cut back on sugar and high calorie fried food, don't substitute with sugar free stuff, just eat your favorite foods as like a reward, watching your arms get bigger and your cardio improve should be reward enough. Get your hygiene on point though and save up for a nice high class hooker, sometimes you meet a really nice whore who treats you nicely and it sort of gets all that lovey dovey stuff out of your system at least for a few days.
>>203183232That’s rough, I feel for you. About the food though, maybe ease up on your dieting if it makes your life easier. Not enough to gain weight obviously but enough to enjoy yourself more.
>>203183533>using the term bougie-ass hipster cafeIt was made by a hipster who doesnt live near the tents
>>203183498>leave homeless tents alonesure, as long as it's not impeding my movement it's the city's problem>let me shit in your private business i seethe about... OR WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?if you give a mouse a cookie
>>203183325Is it?
Got reincarnated as a gato loco
>>203183306IDIOT WITH SHIT TASTE
>>203183498lol millennials are such subhumans
>>203183498If I could "do something about the economic conditions" that caused my neighbors to be homeless, I certainly would. Also, I'd be some kind of god-emperor.
>>203183621Seems to be the consensus anecdotally from women on the internet.
>>203183498This is true and FUCK tents in public parks. Go camp outside the fucking premier/prime minister’s homes and leave me the fuck alone.
>>203183601You DON'T understandThink about itWould you rather have some annoying ass yuppies coming to your neighborhood and spending money at local stores while improving the local economy and attracting businesses or would you rather have an honest harmless unhoused individual who was bussed in from a city 500 miles away, shits and pisses in the streets, robs people, and yells at imaginary people at all hours of the day?Seriously, think about itWHY would you EVER choose the yuppies?
>>203183498They're unironically correct.
>>203183556The way the media, big tech companies and even the Dems themselves are treating this election is odd. In 2020 it was like they pulled all the stops against Orangeman, now they seem strangely quiet. As if they are just going through the motions. Idk what this means thoughbeit. It could all be quiet because they are planning a huge October surprise or maybe they are hedging their bets.
>Just leave the Unhoused Americans alone, it'll all work out in the end!Sure worked for San Francisco
>>203183498I'd rather ask, 'what the fuck is wrong with the homeless person'
its gonna be close but i believe our girl can win it!
>>203183676>gentrification is LE BAD>neighbourhoods should just remain stagnant and decayed forever>why yes I moved to the city as well but thats different im not a yuppie or somethingMany such cases
don rickles as the vp is gonna be so TIGHT
>>203183362It's not an argument. If you believe in God as he's written in the Bible you display yet still some want of wit. I'm just talking
>>203183709If they report on him too much it'll help him and they know it. Theyre trying to shift the focus onto her but shes rather boring
i get scared of homeless people when they talk to voices in their head and wander around the parking lot near my car
>>203183709they know nothing they say can change orange supporters mind
Someone post the half-headed bum from Nashville
Someone post the half-headed bum from Philly
>>203183814>Businesses moving into the decaying husks of shops that were closed 30 years ago is a bad thing because housing prices will go up and the streets might be full of people with money instead of human shit and open air drug markets!
h-how many times am i supposed to use a towel before i wash it
>>203184034does it smell?
I like the homeless ones who dance or shout
>>203183558I do kinda want to get into some outdoor activities so getting in shape will help with that. There's something wrong with my lower back though. It starts to hurt after even moderate exercising like walking for an hour or two. My brother has degenerative disk disease and he thinks it's genetic and suggested that might be what's my problem as well.>Get your hygiene on point thoughYeah I've been taking better care of my teeth, and scrubbing more during showers. Started grooming my pubes and nose hair.>and save up for a nice high class hooker, sometimes you meet a really nice whore who treats you nicely and it sort of gets all that lovey dovey stuff out of your system at least for a few daysI've been thinking about doing this for years, but when I browsed the sexworkers subreddit the girls all seemed really materialistic, and didn't care about men at all. They just wanted you to give them as much money as possible. If she doesn't like me at least a little bit and doesn't even have the slightest bit of emptathy or respect for me as a human being then it loses all it's appeal.Where are you supposed to go to find one that will treat you right? It's illegal here and that makes everything 20x harder. I live in SoCal and recently checked the prices and the average girl is now charging $1000 plus for an hour. I know it's legal in Tijuana but that shit sounds really sketchy and I don't want to go to some club, rather have an escort in a private hotel room. Legal brothels in Vegas I heard cost an absolute fucking fortune.Only other option is flying abroad and that will also be a fortune.>>203183587Thanks, I'm going to go get my hormones checked on Wednesday. I've never been able to grow a proper beard, and now that I realized how small my dick is I think I might just have low T and that stunted my puberty.
>>203184034You're supposed to have multiple towelsI hope you also don't only have a single set of bedsheets
sometimes crazy people come up to me and give me the crazy people news as if i'm one of them or something
>>203184110thats half the country right now
feeling shleepy but i know if i take a nap i wont be able to sleep tonight
>>203184110yeah I hate it when people say hurricanes aren't controlled by the government and the clouds aren't being seeded
destiny hasn't been streaming lately
>>203184087go to the escort/monger general on gif, you'll find a bunch of info there>sexworkers reddityea, any avid reddit poster is either a dork or a fucking retard, there's probably a billion sexworkers on the planet, you'll find some cool ones, don't sweat it, just don't let it overwhelm you if you're the addictive personality type.
>>203184110People always ask me for directions because I allegedly look trustworthy. I guess you look sympathetic to their schizo ideas
>>203184378If you don't make eye contact with people they'll generally ignore you too. A good trick for asking for directions is to find someone who makes eye contact with you, and it's also the same thing cute girls who pass out flyers do.
Sudden death
sexosex sex
Usually people I make eye contact with quickly look away and purposefully engage with someone else so I don't engage with them or so they can pretend that they didn't notice me
>>203184718Continue to stare at them to assert your dominance
imagine being a programmer when you can program something for the computer to do and it can ever say "no"
just hit the one hour mark on this phone call trying to explain to a guy how to take a picture and upload it on a website. He doesnt speak good english so we also have an intepreter forced to suffer through it. Finally got him to the correct website but then he said he doesnt know how to take a picture. So now we get to start over the entire process but on his phone. Guess im getting paid for it so whatever. No real skin off my back.
Does the average American still like Isr*el?
welp here we go again, scam calls from a person pretending to be Amex. this stopped happening to me for quite a while before that SSN leak.
>>203184930Dont care; sick of it all
>>203184918Nigga posting from a parallel universe where Americans take IT calls from jeets
>>203184930im meh on them
>umm hello?>hi please tell me how to upload pictuer to website please>ok go to the website and>which website? how do i do that? i didnt know how to get to a website and now im on the wrong one hang up
>>203184930Shartestine and Hezpoolah deserved it, Mahmout
>>203184930Older Americans yesYoungest generations not at allThose aged in between, their opinion is also in between. At least according to the polls
>>203184918I would do this job, I want a call center job
>>203184930Depends how old they are first. Then their political orientation. Older Americans are more likely to support israel as well as Republicans
go to website
Younger americans are actually more conservative than millenials
>>203185070HOW
you play as IDF in dust2
>>203184979Lebanese don't deserve it.
Zoomers on Tiktok think Osama was justified because one of his points mentions how capitalism is bad but they don't get to the point where he says the US needs to convert to Islam and follow Shariah Law or that he was pissed that we told Indonesia to stop occupying and killing people in East Timor
>>203185088time to sue Mr. Beast
>>203185082because when we were kids race relations were perfectly fine. we grew up in a completely and utterly different world than you zoomers.
>>203184945i wonder if he has to use a fake indian name
>>203185106The Sha'arte ones doMost of the Sunnis do too because they're Palestinian refugees Only the Druze and Maronites are okay
>>203185108wait till they find out he was trained by the CIA O.O and that his family has close ties with the Bush family OO.OO OR THAT HE LIKED ANIME OOO.OOO
Osama-san bin Laden senpai OwO
i picked up a "so you said bad things online" pamphlet for people who got charged with online offenses as a neat little souvenir. might send it to America now that DeSantis failed on yet another America-hating policy suggestion
DeSantis wants to take away your freedoms to speech!!!!!!! hes the bad guy from LEGO city and is leading America to a future where those memes apply to your country
>>203185045Its chill asf especially the work from home days. Even going into the office isnt really too bad. Actually the really old customers or people who don't know how to use computers are the best once you learn to just be patient and not get annoyed with them. Because those calls are braindead easy and also take forever and ever for them to catch up so its basically just easy money scrolling through 4chan while occasionally saying "yes sir click that button on the bottom next" then wait another 10mins for them to figure it out.Day flies by
>>203185153I already have an indian sounding name kind of which makes it even funnier
if i could get anything right now then itd be a SubWay sub meal
>>203185330god, work from home is the best new paradigm. it's so comfy, arguably too comfy
>>203185442OR A GIRLFRIENDif it was anything. i wouldnt waste it on a sub meal. a gf or sub bf femboy
EAGERLY AWAITING THE NEW
>>203185446Fucked up part is the CEO openly HATES work from home and has said many times how much they want to get rid of it. Only reason we get to is because they're too cheap to buy more property so there's literally just not enough space for everyone in the office at once. It's only through greed and luck that we get any WFH. The minute they lay off enough staff they probably will force me into the office every day
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