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dominos edish
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>>203176483
Scraniel?
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Rorke's a motherfuckin starboy
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is commuting really that bad if it's by train?
like i couldn't imagine driving a hour to work, but on a train i could play my steam deck or something
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why hasn't dominos gone under yet? i thought the free market was ruthless about quality and price
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>>203176483
how did your stomach get so big
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'ick on 'za
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>“I hate Woody Allen physically; I dislike that kind of man,” he said. Adding: “Oh yes, I can hardly bear to talk to him. He has the Chaplin disease. That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge.”
>Jaglom countered Welles’ assertions, suggesting that Allen was a shy man and, therefore, surely couldn’t be labelled as arrogant. “He is arrogant,” Welles persisted in retort. “Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest.”

Now consider Woody Allen's ethnicity and you'll understand all the posts in the previous thread about spotting one.
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>>203176483
21st century caligula
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>>203176483
big boy
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BY GOD
DAVE LAMMY HAS CLIMBED UP BIG BEN
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>>203176483
this is what 20ppm of gluten does to a nonce
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>tfw born jewish
>but not the type that gets special privileges
>also have to shoulder the hate caused by people who are too dumb to differentiate between judaism and zionism
i suffer
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Another rejected application, oh well, only gone and got the carlos santana and mahavishnu john mclaughlin love devotion surrender on.
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>>203176538
>rekenmachine
I reckon 2+2=4
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>>203176547
one day i will be that good at guitar
then we could make a band and wouldnt need real toil
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>>203176541
>but not the type that gets special privileges
How many properties do you own?
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>>203176523
Yeah Bibi is very timid and asocial and he plots hidden in the dark, evey jew is like that. Mong
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What would the official /brit/ band be named?
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kek, love applying for jobs i dont have the qualifications for
every time i think "maybe they'll take a chance on little ol' me", even though they're prob got hundreds of (better) applicants to chose from
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>>203176541
alri larry david
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>>203176541
anti-zionists are just mentally ill. Zionism is in the self-interest of Jews and you'd be stupid not to be a Zionist if you were Jewish
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>>203176562
Same root word
Rechnen = to calculate
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>>203176541
Use right of return and live in I*rael
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>>203176547
Based
Get the Magma on next
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>>203176577
>Yeah Bibi is very timid and asocial and he plots hidden in the dark, evey jew is like that
Correct.
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>>203176584
johnny nonce and the niggers
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David Lammy flinging poo at Kemi Badenoch and vice versa
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lie on your CV. Put in companies that are insolvent. What are they going to do, call up the non-existent HR department and ask for a reference?
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>>203176601
He is literally the opposite.
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get the linux installed
get the vag dilated
get the programming socks on
get the rust code written
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>>203176587
got a job interview once after applying to a place i had no business applying to and i went to it and every time they asked me something i just went "i dont know" or "i've just gone blank" and that went on and on for about 25 minutes before the interview ended kek
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>>203176623
yeah we've all seen the "regional manager at toys r us" tweet
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getting my ducks in a row
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>>203176483
shouldn't eat lying down
you'll get heartburn that way
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>>203176636
Then why are you still here?
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>>203176625
No he isn't.
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>>203176538
foto's what?
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>>203176584
No Sex Pistols
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>>203176642
lookat all thos chickens
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Don't see the point in that outdoor exercise equipment that councils put in parks
Can't easily progressively overload on a one-setting hydraulic leg press
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I don't understand how 99% of the people I work with have the time of day to post about every single project completion on linkedin
Honestly am I missing a trick here? Will it look weird if I didn't crow on about every single piece of work I've ever done and will it look like I'm a bitpart player to employers down the line if I don't endlessly spam my profile with wank?
Was just gonna do a 2024 round-up post end of the year if at all.
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lovely lil bit of american bread for lunch
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>>203176538
gives me the ick ook
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New York Jesus when he's crossing a lake but almost gets hit by a boat
>EYY I'M WALKIN 'ERE
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>>203176576
0 i rent a grim flat in north london
>>203176591
you think zionists give a shit about jews? when the time comes we'll be thrown under the bus too
>>203176593
i've been twice and you'd have to pay me to go back a third time, would rather live in cyprus
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>>203176515
fluid build up from liver cirrhosis, the thinking mans malady
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>>203176667
have you considered that people other than yourself exist and might have different needs
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>>203176645
I get heartburn no matter what I do
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>Accept cookies or pay us
>Please subscribe to view this article
>Purchase a subscription to continue reading
>Please donate to keep this newspaper running
Why? It's not more expensive to write the news now. There isn't more news happening. Just stop paying "reporters" so much to write shitty articles nobody cares about.
Tell me the weather, the footy scores and if anything is on fire. Nobody wants to pay to read about Jamal in Hackney getting a B on his maths GCSE or why rooftop garden cafes are so in right now.
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>he thinks that a hiring manager roastie wouldn't immediately see through an obvious lie that you don't have the confidence to pull off
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>>203176626
got the linux installed, reckon I'll stop there
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failed dramatically at officetoil life by 30. got my CSCS card and now I sit near a gate in to a construction site on my phone all day for twice the money
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where's the fucking postman

at this point the jobby in my arse is the fucking Shai Hulud and the toilet is going like a thumper
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Bro is posting on LinkedIn...
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Top tip of the day
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cracking open a coke
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>>203176667
It's pissing down too much to even use them 80% of the year.
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>>203176690
Humans all have roughly the same bodies so I don't think this argument holds any water
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>>203176688
jews aren’t welcome here
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>>203176713
I should really look into getting some of these do-nothing licences like an SIA licence and shit like that.
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>>203176739
it's for pensioners, you dullard
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Parched. Gasping.
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>>203176733
no good the cardboard corners are still dreadfully sharp
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>>203176653
He is a bolsterous cunt, are you gonna pretend you werent complaining about this until now?
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>>203176688
>you'd have to pay me to go back
stereotypes writing themselves
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>>203176711
Ive done many a time. I don't owe anybody anything in this world. I was the manager at Toys R Us and thats the end of it. Prove it otherwise lil nigga
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>>203176672
>To retard spoilage
Reminds me of the good old days in maths class when we could make jokes about "constant state of retardation" when questions about it came up
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if you support western democracy then you can't be against israel rorke
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>>203176701
newspaper sales have tanked since the invention of the smartphone, so they need to get more money to keep their worthless journalism jobs instead of naturally dying out
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>>203176713
Currently on the corporatetoil ladder, which does have good money in it if you get up there, but I don't half find it sapping
Big businesses are hard places to work desu
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>>203176736
based gwen enjoyer

you looking forward to the 3rd installment of the animated spiderman films? I think I'll go and see it in the cinema when it comes out; I really enjoyed the 2nd one.
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>>203176733
That will really make the place look classy
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have a sad cum, baby
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>>203176756
Boisterous*
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The one saving grace of living in this utter ballache of a country is that the rain cleans the bird shit off your car
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>>203176752
that water looks so good
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>>203176772
>miriam
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I don't support western democracy
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The woke cunts have me by my balls.
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>>203176739
Humans actually infamously can't be averaged out in such a way. The US learned that the hard way when they started making fighter jets for the "average male". Literally 0 people they hired and measured actually fit the average range of male. It was a massive disaster and led to them having to take a whole new approach towards adjustable cockpits.
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reggie's wife could learn a thing or two
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Halloween slags
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>>203176688
>joo
>rents
your people aren't looking after you very well
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>>203176713
Left a solicitors to work in a warehouse. Get paid more to sit on my phone watching youtube and occasionally move a pallet than spending 8 hours drafting bills.
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might have to get on site
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>>203176736
Why are you drinking Canadian coke?
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>>203176826
Unreasonably peng
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>>203176816
i do and burnley
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>>203176756
he's not though, is he?
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The gf
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>>203176733
The little dickheads that survived because of this top tip are the reason why Kelloggs varieties come in plastic bags now
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>>203176832
my landlord is jewish too kek
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shagged the gf today asked me if it bothered me if she finished herself off and said no
that was about an hour ago and she's still at it
think it does bother me actually as I now realise I'm shit at sex
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>>203176825
REGGIE LEDOUX??
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Hey, any of you jobbers have issues accessing 4chan with mobile? Vodaphone specifically. Says it can’t make a secure connection with the server. Never seen anything like this and I’ve been all over the world. Also seems to effect a few other websites but 4chan is fucked
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you should put olive oil in your porridge
game changer
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>>203176816
Stirner is so 2010
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>>203176852
She only looked good in that picture
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we don't need immigra-
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>>203176874
I ain't putting no SNEED oil anywheres!
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corr might get a kellogs variety pack and pretend I'm on holiday
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>>203176826
She looks like she fucks black guys
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>>203176893
wasn't worth posting the first time either
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>>203176891
He is eternal
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fit
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>>203176863
>Kelloggs varieties come in plastic bags now
No they don't
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>>203176689
this is how my mom died
grim away to go
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>>203176892
i liked the ones with her tits out
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>>203176874
drizzle of honey and a handful of almonds for me

I have also enjoyed fresh frozen berries in my porridge, when they are available
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>>203176772
shameless lies
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>>203176894
olive oil isn’t a sneed oil
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sir weeb farter
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>>203176826
American woman
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sir german humour
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>>203176772
>Judeo-Christian
No such thing. It's either Judeo or Christian and Western values are Christian (specifically Catholic).
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>>203176866
A lot of women can't come from penetration
I can't come from receiving blowjobs
>Yeah only giving them, am I right? Heheheheh
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My porridge is cooked in semi skimmed milk because I'm not a 15th century peasant
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Palestinian women
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>>203176872
never start a post with hey ever again you bent freak, did you turn off the sensitive content filter in your vodafone settings?
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Sir weed smoker
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>>203176949
>Western values are Catholic
Er no
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>>203176951
Yeah only giving them, am I right? Heheheheh
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>>203176866
She using a vibrator?
my gf will blast her clit with that magic wand for hours I simply cannot compete
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>>203176953
Milk didn't exist 600 years ago?
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>>203176951
>A lot of women can't come from penetration
Every single woman can cum from penetration. It just takes the right penetration (mine).
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Statue of Liberty: Woke
Mount Rushmore: Based
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the lunch
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>>203176953
yes everyone’s porridge is cooked in milk you daft cunt
>semi skimmed
imagine not buying the blue milk
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Listening to the carlos santana and mahavishnu john mclaughlin love devotion surrender
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>>203176949
Even as a Catholic, it's clear that Protestant controlled the narrative for these past two centuries or so.
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Dudes be like
>Yeah I love some healthy porridge in the morning, I just add a tablespoon of brown sugar, some dark chocolate, a drizzle of honey, and a handful of strawberries
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>>203176990
Sample size: zero (0)
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>>203176981
Er, yes. Do you think western civilisation started in the 1500s? Fucking mong.
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>>203177008
what a lad
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keep my apples in the crisper drawer
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>>203177006
Whole milk foams up too much for porridge
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>>203176713
based
doing unskilled work on a construction site is a dosser's dream
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gf is 28 years old and plays roblox for about 20 hours a week. not sure what to do about it
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>I BUY THA BLOO MALK
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>>203176981
Yes, Protestant values include genocide, usury and betrayal
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>>203177008
Do you like Magma?
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woke up this morning
got some gabagool
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>>203177025
as you should
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>>203176989
Scots still cook it in water because they're povvo mongs
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>>203176998
mm tuner bet catbergs perked right up
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>>203177042
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still chortle at that family that took in a fit Ukrainian bird only for her to shag the husband and run off with him
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>>203177061
scottish here and never heard of anyone doing that
the salt on porridge is true though, and is actually quite nice

how poor do you think we are that we can’t even afford milk for porridge? you’re deluded
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>>203177011
Western values were established long before then. These new values aren't western. They're Judeomerican.
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really dislike it when Jews and Muslims try to group in Christianity with them as if they're the same, dunno why they're obsessed with doing it it's weird honestly
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thinking peppers and eggs
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>>203177052
dont know
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>>203177074
I will believe this without question and get very angry >:(
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England

Catholic for 900 years
Protestant for 400
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As a literate non-aristocrat I should be forgiven for thinking western civilisation started with Martin Luther
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>>203176623
can't do bhs or blockbuster as they've been gone a while
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>>203177086
You are typing this on some soviet terminal harvested from a MiG that was downed in the north sea. Your dad stole it from men on the coast who were worshipping it.
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>>203177095
Think you might
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Can I wear an England soccer jersey
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>>203177074
I can't remember where I heard / saw as it was years ago now but some lawyer for rich and famous people was explaining how they literally advise their clients to immediately tie off and flush used johnnies for this exact reason.

Like it's the first thing you must do after cooming, you cannot leave it on the nightstand, can't get a cig, can't go for a shower. You MUST flush that johnny before you do anything.
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Watched some asian canadian fella make american plastic cheese in his science lab. Made me feel less disgusted by it
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>>203177120
literate commoners follow industrialisation not protestantism
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>>203177047
>genocide
Columbis, spanish empire, blood libel
>usury
Not illegal in any major Catholic country
Also interest was a core part of Catholic societies before modern 'usury', they just got around it by calling it 'late fees'
>and betrayal
Plenty of backstabbing in pre-protestant Europe
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how long y'all niggers put yo salmon in the washing machine for before cooking?
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western civilisation started with french revolution which birthed the rights of man and gave us liberty, egality, fraternity
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>>203177136
no, only millwall, west ham or chelsea
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>>203177130
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>>203177021
do you think it started with little jesus?
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>>203177130
The English are so good at being racist, it's astonishing.
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>>203177148
Err chud this post is wrong

Just look at all these tradesmen writing down two letters for their signature
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spaffing into a pot noodle and stirring it up so it all cooks and clumps together like an egg
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>>203177164
No, with Peter.
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>>203177154
bait post but some mongs really think this
the west started with merovingians
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>>203177130
big funny
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the noodles cook the cum
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Western civilization started with the Phoenicians who were pagan.
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>>203177150
>spanish empire
Used the native languages until the Hapsburgs
>Not illegal in any major Catholic country
The current Pope condemned it and it was always illegal
>Plenty of backstabbing in pre-protestant Europe
See William of Orange the most famous Protestant king
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>>203177178
selfish bastard
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western civilisation is antediluvian
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Thinking about my old runt job when one of the managers asked me to go fill up and start the dishwasher in the staff room and I was too embarrassed to admit I'd never used a dishwasher and didn't know how it worked so I pretend to forget.
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>>203177154
>french revolution
Started by English Freemasons who wanted to conquer France and then became horrified with the revolution which changed France into Paris and the rest were colonies of Paris

So
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used to think we were based until i discovered the history we're taught is a lie and we were just a tool used by the jews until they bankrupted us and moved on (same what they're now doing to america)
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on 300k a year and I can't afford rent anymore
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>>203177233
Once yanked out the power cord of a bread oven because I couldn’t figure how to turn it off and get a pretty big shock
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Ever been to Crystal Café? They talk about men more than 4chan talks about women.
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@BBCnews: Keir Starmer at a party event in Bristol: "Mmm yes Tyrone you're bbc black dick huge cock is simply delectable... My oh my... You should be on BLACKED.com! I simply MUST have a taste.... *Keir starts to suck on Tyrones dingus* mmmmm mmm mmm yes Tyrone, such delicious chocolate, I must taste every inch.... *Keir continues to suck*..... And now for the main course..... *Keir begins to gobble Tyrones balls* mmmmmmm yes... Yum yum yum.... *Tyrone cums in Keirs mouth* mmmm oh my simply stupendous, I can't get enough of that primal African baboon niggerseed!"
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>>203177220
you're antediluvian
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>>203177247
And who taught you this new 'truth'?
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It goes without saying that Rome fucking sucked. The only people who think Rome was good at all are aspies, the same kind of people obsessed with trains and dinosaurs, fixated on legion standards and the 30 different emperors who all got assassinated for dumb reasons. If they actually had to live in Rome they'd kill themselves. It was a brutal enslaving genocidal empire where subordinates were at complete mercy of their masters and there was constant rebellion. Plebs lived in windowless shacks in slums with communal baths and toilets. There was a huge migration of browns, coming as slaves, merchants and settled soldiers from the eastern med all across southern Europe

If it had continued, most of Europe and the Mediterranean would be a dump like the modern Middle East, inhabited by the same fundamentalist brown fellaheen shitskins, with the same shit economy, engaged in the same constant civil wars between the same useless corrupt dictatorships. They would still be living in favelas. Germanics were unironically more like the Ancient Hellenes (whose ideas the Romans completely plagiarised and did not improve upon at all) in that they organised themselves as tribes and small petty kingdoms like city states which were self-governing, and the rule of law and local organic cultural principles were actually respected rather than being mashed into some kitschy NWO world-empire monstrosity of brown slaves. No wonder "Roman" (meaning any human existing between the Rhine and the Sahara, totally meaningless) brown faggots rushed to become the serfs of the Germanics
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>>203177153
i put salmon in my penne today :)
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>>203177203
its time for you to hang up the phoen you boring prick
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>>203177257
Women are pathologically obsessed with men
Men are more obsessed with their obsession with women
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why did sir starmer take out an injunction against the story of him sleeping with young boys? if it isnt true why would you go to such lengths to silence it
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>>203177233
You put the plates on the bottom shelf and the cutlery in the little plastic basket also goes on the bottom shelf.

On the top you've got your bowls and cups, upturned. Also if you can fit your pots there, also upturned, they do better there than on the bottom where they can collect water.

You put the dishwasher tablet in the little tray then close the lid / slider over Then on the upper lip edge of the dishwasher door there is usually an on button and some settings where you can select like quick wash or eco or whatever (all the same shite, who cares). Once it's on and you've pressed a setting button you just close the door and away it goes.
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>>203177278
Why? Does Australia not have fish?
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>>203177257
Yeah, weird place. Claim to be femcels then talk about their exboyfriends constantly and men flirting with them.
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>>203177272
Reddit, is it?
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>>203177278
cor scramon bet catberg perked right up
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how can lyme disease be eradicated
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>>203177143
doesn't count here men aren't forced to recognize or even take dna test
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>>203177317
got lemon disease, me
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>>203177284
Got an urge now to go clubbing
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>>203177295
Yeah I managed to put stuff in but then didn't understand what any of the settings meant or where to put the tablet. Also the stuff was already rinsed and looked clean so I didn't understand the point or if I was doing something wrong so I just walked off and hid in the toilets for 10 minutes.
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>>203177338
but if you're married and your wife cucks you, you can't get out of it, same if you recognize the kid bur find out later it's not yours, you're stuck with it
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>>203177317
get an alkaline to neutralise it
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>>203176977
>sensitive content filter in your vodaphone settings
Wait what? Are you fucking with me. If you are serious please tell me how to do that
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>>203177299
Australia has a significant farmed salmon industry
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You don't have to put the tablet in the tray just put it in the bottom of the dishwasher
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>>203177348
The destruction of this Jewish state is the only thing which will lead to Europe being saved
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>>203177351
What like how they're the future of this country and that?
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A small place with just myself or a bigger place with a roommate (stranger I don’t know)
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>>203177299
the smoked salmon was on sale couldnt refuse that
>>203177316
wish i had catberg
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Been to the same place twice in my dreams now, it’s like a roofed shopping district but medieval houses and buildings but filled with modern shops, and it’s very narrow and up a big staircase

Also the staircase into it was in a room that looked like this famous pic and it was a big hospital. There were shops, doctors offices and a reception on the bottom floors but the rest was just this massive open space up to the shopping bit. Dreamed this exact place twice now.
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>>203177278
looks good mate :)
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>>203177278

Spaincuck post
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Cats and cat owners are disgusting
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>>203177398
double edged sword is what it is
if you're a shagger it's good if you're a beta runt you're even worse off
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>>203177411
Wonder what the creator of this image looks like
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>>203177390
Understandable lad. Now you know what to do. Just push any of the settings buttons then close the door.

Some people will rinse stuff before putting it in the dishwasher believing that the dishes need to be 'pre-cleaned' to come out nice and clean. Not so with today's modern dishwasher tab technology, just whack 'em in there.
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>>203177401
idk get the myvodafone app or whatever and you'll find a setting in there somewhere
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>>203177447
cats and cat ownership are faustian
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got my river island jumper on
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>>203177441
*astrally projects myself into your dreams to tell you to blog on you boring cunt*
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>>203177441
That’s just what Britain looks like
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rain now
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got the magma live/hhai on
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Sorry cody dude i can't make it to your kickback on saturday it's my dad's weekend to have me
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Never worked anywhere with a dishwasher
Bizarre concept
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>>203177480
you're looking hench lad

all the birds in the office have been admiring that merino wool on you, been the talk of the water cooler I tell you. Christmas night out you'll be up to your neck in clunge.

As you were,
LG x
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Hate that I work with a bunch of people who didn't grow up poor like me. They're all like "remember when we were little and we had that bubble bath in the shape of a sailor!? ahaha" and I just have to smile and say yeah as if I wasn't washing myself in a bath that was used by my 3 other siblings before me and used to huddle in the foetal position under a towel after I got out while shivering until I could move my body.
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Named my cat Mephistopheles
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>cats and cat ownership are faustian
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>>203177534
tragic post this
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mad how pizza places always change their deals after i manage to figure out the best value for money
they should be paying me for figuring out the flaws in the system to be quite honest
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milo was never gay btw
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>>203177535
fucken sook
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>>203177544
Mephistophelines would have been funnier.
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>>203177526
one at my old toil used to stink so i never used it
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ye da uploaded his CV to Grindr
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>>203177534
You in Leeds? Up for some cheeky bummage?
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continental style
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>>203177519
*jumping up and down waving my hands around like a spas*
BASED!
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>>203177535
You're not beneath them lad, you all ended up in the same place
You can be honest about these things (within reason; obivously no one wants an endless stream of sob stories)
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got butterflies in my stomach just thinking about her
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>>203177545
utterly ADORE this 'jak
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And the very latest from The Fucking Bitch??
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>>203177603
are maggie?
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>>203177559
Didn't he have a thing for black cocks?
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Hate the French
Hate Canadians
Love French Canadians
Simple as
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>>203177559
Amazed that this deranged pedophile homosexual is still free to roam around
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>>203177636
nah that was your mum
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rorkes dad getting angry at the self checkouts
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Cats are semitic
Owning a dog is Aryan and Faustian hence why pakis hate them
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>>203177589
I'm not gay but thank you for the offer.
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>>203177636
Who doesn't these days
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>>203177636
no that was just (((their))) tricks hes a righteous friend of jesus
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>>203177559
>>>/wsg/5693973
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I go to Wuhan
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>>203177662
Thanks for clarifying that leftypol
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>>203177656
Getting her guts plugged up with English cock right now
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eating lumps of coal
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>>203177662
christ on a bike
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>>203177526
officedrones are apparently incapable of using one correctly
Always was a fucking disaster at my workplaces despite it taking basically zero effort to just put the stuff in or take it out
Sink would always be full of dirty dishes and mugs, fucking hated working in an office
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Reckon houses must be pretty cheap in Wuhan
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feel like shit and need to set off to work. thank god ive got tomorrow off
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>>203177662
>it happened but it wasn't a big deal
How long until they say it's a good thing that it happened?
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Don’t have any food at home and cba going for groceries just making porridge every meal until the weekend
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gonna wank then nap
wfhtoil sorting me out proper de lads
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>>203177763
based
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watching real housewives again
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How to work from home. Working from home jobs no qualification
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>>203177662
>says white people are the majority so make up most sexual crimes (unsurprising)
>gives 3 instances of mass child grooming

what’s its point? doesn’t disprove it just says it’s hecking dangerous and right wing
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>>203177636
Said he was nonced by a priest but "actually I did the seducing". Lad was like 11 and claims he actively seduced a priest so it wasn't rape. Brain's gone.
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>>203177782
my cousin’s wife was on there briefly
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>>203177717
Might move to Wuhan
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twerking from home
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>>203177810
triangulating your full name and home address as we speak
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next one to get dubs has to get the gay porn on
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so did it come from the wet market or the level 4 lab?

they never really cleared it up
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whipping out the ol tor browser
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>>203177792
phone lines unironically
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remember when jose mourinho screamed at that female medic for going on the pitch and then lost the dressing room because the players sided with the female medic and then then jose mourinho got sacked
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triangulating my gay porn position (i'm a bottom hehe)
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>>203177855
roll
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Smoking with de lads
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>>203177864
But I am asperger
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>>203177855
fuck me
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Guy from work was on that naked attraction show and decided to tell everyone for some reason. Gave me great pleasure coming into work and seeing him knowing I had a bigger cock than him
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>>203177864
got that social anxiety, no phones for me
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anyone made a good post before
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>>203177859
Unironically just old chinese men with mutant SARS
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>>203177902
yeah he was 2.5inch and you were 2.6inch
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>>203177902
proper filth that show
zero dignity
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>>203177855
Pls no
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>>203177938
my nan watches it
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>>203177931
Still counts
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>>203177902
>for some reason

Something tells me the man willing to get his willy out on national telly enjoys other people seeing his willy. Gets off on it, one might even say.
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>>203177887
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5_Xdi4T8mgI
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>>203177963
is she irish disapora?
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>>203177902
did all the women start touching his arm
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hidden camera 4k UHD
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>>203177963
Cor does she do anal
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>>203177207
>William of Orange the most famous Protestant king
Not even the most famous protestant English king rauri
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>>203177998
scottish
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>>203178028
same thing
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ice spice
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>>203177887
You have no friends you are a lonely 5'6" skeleton pedophile ghoul that should be killed
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>>203177278
Prefer take away pasta myself
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i invested 10k into raytheon at 80 quid a share in january and now it's 125 quid a share

feel like its surely going to keep going up but the amount of money is no longer insignificant and im not sure whether to cash out or ride it
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>>203178043
youtubers are a different breed
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>>203178046
Why are you after skeletons ffs we arent all like him
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>>203178067
>>203178067
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>>203178056
Greed is the easiest way to lose money lad
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>>203178045
cum
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>>203177662
If you read the talk page its been flagged for deletion
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>>203178056
>feel like its surely going to keep going up
Best go with your gut then :)
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>>203178082
yh but if i cash out and it continues going up i'll be fyewming
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>>203177980
You're mad
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>>203176845
i live near the border so everything is in french too
>>203176736
looking forward to the shadbase comics when he returns



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