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>>203199455British women smell like fish
N
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don't be afraid to let your goofy side show :P
murder
hello whore
>>203199512heyyy ;)
Sigh
Don't be afraid to touch yourself
>>203199506
>>203199572i've been waiting a long time to hear this thank you
Where we droppin boys?
>>203199661tilted towers
>>203199661Apartments
>>203199625ouch
just realized why pork prices are so cheap comparatively to the other meats
>>203199661Tomato town (gonna wipe it)
>>203199698dw the phone is safe
can't wait to go to bed tonight :3
>>203199661moisty mire
>>203199758why??
>>203199690only good reply
https://youtu.be/PLPEBIVZe9A
Natives are always the biggest fuckin lefties istg
finally got a haircut
>>203199930imagine hating some random white dudes instead of your parents for being retarded enough to give birth to you and put you into a shitty situation
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>>203199930Powerful. Brave. Additional buzzword.
Fallujah
enjoy this photo of Olivia Wilde
>>203199930Based cucks
I hope I don’t wake up tomorrow
>>203200273how are they cucks, their land was stolen before they could even do anything about it, and they are flicking them off
>>203199817I know I will sleep good tonight :3
im going to be honest, lads, I'm not too fond of american born italians. the tony sopranos type. for whatever reason the way they talk and carry themselves just rubs me the wrong way. i refuse to watch the godfather, the sopranos, and other mob movies for this exact reason. Italians from Italy are fine though.
>>203200319I hope you wake up
>>203200327I don’t get it. Stolen implies the acquisition was illegitimate, but right of conquest is as old as time.
>>203200327And hoo ha to you as well
>their land was stolen
Conquered peoples are very cringe. Constantly yapping about getting owned. lmao all u had 2 do was git gud but insted i got rekt u lil scrub looole
Went on an incel walk and saw a gang of teenagers on bicycles they could have killed me if they wanted to
>>203200607Next time kill them first. The best defense is a swift and decisive offense.
>>203200607but nothing could stop you from stalking them and exacting revenge
>>203200341The tony soprano types are the only ones I do like, but they're from a bygone era, one I was never even alive during or witnessed growing up (socal) nowadays they're all like "my mudda's sauce!" and wearing stupid little gold necklaces, wifebeaters, and track suits when they're together classless pieces of shit I like this clip though : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZpao3FgGLo
Fuck wh*te "people"
>>203200623>>203200631grow up
blapoiaopoipo must be pretty smart if wypoiopio couldn't conquer the continent
I wanna go to Bar Harbour
Tomorrow I am going along with my company's truck driver to learn how it works. When he leaves next month maybe I will take over
someone boohoo nigga that nigga>>203200693fuck off we're full go back to your shithole poopy country
>>203200703You're not even from Maine
>>203200667they don't exist in canada anymore so why be mad?
>>203200667>>203200703>>203200680grow up
i'm going to need a published and peer reviewed study that says life is worth living and that i don't have to worry about a sink hole swallowing me up as soon as i leave my bugpartment AND that i won't die of a burst brain aneurysm in the next 20 minutes. i'm not some religious retard who can just accept on FAITH any of these things.
>>203200770Have a couple beers
I'll never be a real man. I should just transition, and become superior man's gf
>>203200813Just be a submissive man. You don't have to do all that.
the only thing worse than being asian would be being south east asian lol lord have mercy on those things
>>203200827But I'm heterosexual. I need to a girl involved somehow so it will have to be me.
>>203200864shut up
>>203200044do you like it?
of course I get milk in my pjs (private jets)
Gonna play some Master of Magic.
yo this nigga spills milk all over his pajamas
I spilled my milk all over the floor XD
death to goshpedo
I want to poop in a urinal
>>203200914what's that
>>203200864>>203200869Lol
I am a real American.
>>203200990Strategy game from the 90s
They baked a baby in an ovenTHEY BAKED A BABY IN AN OVEN
>>203201024This should be our new flag
i wear pretty loud clothing sometimes, and people often comment on it.and i'm just like, "idk, man. i just got it from a thrift store. i didn't know it was [brand name/year] or whatever. I just wear stuff that fits."
>>203201024do you fight for the rights of every man?
I wanna burn a Canadian flag
God is punishing Florida for its sins.
I reject anti-Americanism and anti-Canadianism
>>203201182based
Huh I'll be!! who could have seen that one coming???
>>203201239common America W
Joe Biden>catholic>aryan>likes ice cream>destroyed Israel>blew up a pipeline>banned abortion Best president since Teddy Roosevelt
>>203201239no commie shit allowed in Lake NATO sorry
>>203201280Joe "racial jungles" Biden was onto something
>>203201280>>203201317>more votes than any candidate in historyearned every single one
>>203201300You are almost assuredly not aware of this, but Germany is, in fact, a member of NATO.
>>203201366
>>203201392uh oh he posted the orange man!
these are my new fave drink
my youtube channel blocker addon stopped working properly, and now i'm seeing thumbnails for a bunch of dogshit e-celeb gossip, list reading, podcast, and political channelswoe is me
what's plywood over your windows gonna do against 300 km/h winds
>>203201512that looks pretty good 2bh
There is a gay negro at my work that is actually very cool. Chudbros.... what is going on
My throat hurts
canadian pea soup for me
after building up all this anticipation, the storm will seem rather pathetic
nobody explain 'per capita' to the fakechud above
lets blanda up
>>203201616I hope you're right. My dad lives in Ft Myers and I've seen areas that were fucked at least a year after the previous hurricane
>>203201612french-canadian?
>>203201612idk who adian is but probably not
>>203201658lol
>>203201182That would be a good place for a /cum/ meet-up (a terrible concept perhaps, but it would be the best place for it)Heard it's a public park on both sides of the border where you can walk through under the arch without having to pass border control
there should be a hurricane olympics, like the winter olympics. all the sports are done in life-threatening storms and flooding, with trees and broken power lines all over the place
the sierra nevada oktoberfest is very nice. i don't have that style of beer often but it's great when it's crisp outside.
accepting recommendations for what i have for dinner
>>203201641yes, with lots of savory and whole clove
>>203201710venison and asparagus
>>203201710cum and cum
>>203201710eggs and fried rice.
>>203201710bologna and cream cheese
>>203201710>>203201772 spotted the californian.Have a meatloaf with mushroom gravy and mashed potato.
>>203201710a big greasy turd
>>203201800?i'm from connecticut
>>203201772this is probably what im gonna do it’s nice and low effort thanks anon >>203201800that sounds good but i don’t feel like doing all that im a sloth today im moving at sloth speed and just laying around it’s bad
>>203201800there are no californians here
>>203201710sketti n meatball
>>203201829big slimy turd pulled out from the toilet
My dinner? Cream of Wheat and a half gallon of 2% milk
>>203201846i would if i had garlic bread and salad fixings tomorrow is grocery day that sounds good
>>203201874brown log that gushes when you bite into it
bananas are the most popular fruit in america
>>203201876> "accountant"> probably doesn't have her CPAfuck OFF joanna.
Where are the Canadians
>>203201854>>203201879>>>/deutsch/
>>203201901Hopefully gone forever
ngl
padre and madre are asking what i want for christmas. how do i just say "give me money/giftcards" without coming off as rude? if i give them a list of things, they'll just get me the cheapest knock-off they can find which is just a waste of money.
>>203201876what a fat piggy bitchoink oink, fatty
There are no Jews in this oasis
>>203201943tell them they'd give you money and gift cards if they were good parents who really loved you
>>203201943just say that but politely, they should understand
>>203201876mirror selfies are cringe
>>203202042all selfies are cringe. but maybe mirror selfies seem lazier.
>I say "yes, it's like X">Dad say "no it's not, it's like [roundabout way of X]" Does anyone else have an obnoxiously argumentative dad? Goddamn, just say yes - so annoying.
im back
I’m an ugly dogI’m a joke
>>203202162hey
pov: you are reading my post
>>203202189hello
I know I'm handsome because strangers are nice to me
>>203202128i hypothesize you talk like a woman and don't know what words mean.
>>203202201sounds nice ngl
>>203202201No you just inspire pity
>>203202237Mad jelly
>>203202201women are nice to guys they don't like and they are mean to guys they like.
>>203202287You wish
>>203202267Delusional uggo
>>203202287especially if they have boyfriends/whatever
rip Florida
>>203202314>he wasn't born in this world as a hang glider in floridangmi
Wine spritzer tonight. Making bread and maybe pea soup and putting stuff into Finale https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbq0WXNewe0
>>203202287no
>>203202310I am handsome. You wish I wasn't handsome to make yourself feel better>>203202287Shyer maybe, but I haven't had women be mean to me as a way of showing attraction since middle school
>>203202314am i tripping or does this look like a face (in profile, left side is the nose and mouth)? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB6OLeTLHeM
>>203202309its the nash equilibrium. it would be pareto efficient if they were nice to guys they like but its just not the case
I want ice cream but there's none in the house and I don't want to go to the store.
>>203202361kino alert
>>203202341saying it doesn't make it true. when a bad bitch catches feels for you she's gonna be mean to you
>>203202346Saying it won’t make it true unfortunately
cummy bum bum
>>203202408you owe me a soda, nerd
we should make it so that the amount of immigrants from every country is equal.let's say 10 immigrants from every country a year.so we take in 10 indian applicants and anyone who applies after that is rejected. and same for every country actually we could put lower caps on countries from which we already have a lot of immigrants. this would be true diversity.
>>203202436rayciss
>>203202443but im promoting diversity. it also benefits people of all races from smaller countries
Nuggies and fries have arrived.
that nigger just said the n-word
Imagine if it's the Mets and the Yankees in the world series
day /cum/ blows compared to /nightcum/.
Chef Impresses Gordon Ramsay
>>203202479It's going to be Tigers/Mets.
>>203202379run to the convenience store i do that sometimes for cravings like that late at night
grippin and fawtin
8 and half more hours until Florida gets wiped off the map
this reminded you of you guys i made runny fried eggs and just put them on white rice this is my low effort sloth like meal slothian even
>>203202580It'd be Jasonian if the eggs were burnt scrambled
>>203202549My name is Timothy and it is an ancient name
>>203202575manatees can have sweet potatoes as a little treat
>>203202580
>>203202493B = benefitC = cost risk of mutual destruction in hawk meet hawk scenario. doves eventually die off because they can't compete against aggression of hawks
>>203202604lmfao
>>203202532Running? In this economy?
>>203202604ok the fish slippers are really funny though the red elephant thing to presumably hold his pp is a new one to me
>>203202604pasties are hot af
>>203202628even worse and less economical, i drove my car there >>203202588learn from your last battle apu and walk away peacefully
>>203202593im glad he’s gone he’s a complete nut
>>203202647there are no pasties in that pic
do fat people not own mirrors?
>>203202549Marcus Licinius Crassusyou will never have this name and it makes you feel bad.
my penis is currently erect
>>203202714They just don't care
>>203202714you look less fat in a mirror it's actually an illusion. have you ever seen yourself in a mirror then taken a pic of yourself
>>203202694what are the little heart things? would make sense to show her underwear since it shows his so I assumed she was wearing pasties and pantiless
>>203202714Do dumb people not own a library card?
>>203202764they are hair clips, you porn addicted RETARD
>>203202764hair pins....
>>203202714they don’t care, and most of them gaslight and delude themselves and say ‘oh im just thick’ bitch you are fat and you get winded going up stairs that ain’t cute and you’re no prize and when someone reminds them of reality they get fuming mad
Am I retarded, or is she retarded?Use your credit card to get a hotel room and gas and pay it off later.Also, don't have 6 kids.
>>203202764they’re snap clips for your hair anon
just took my fish oil for the night
enjoy your heart disease, fish face
>>203202802Forgot pic
>>203202774dude it says he's wearing skimpy ass underwear so I thought it made sense that she is too
>>203202810should i start doing this i take iron supplements and a multivitamin already, what are the benefits
>>203202821just admit you were wrong and we can all move on
>>203202821it’s okay anon
>>2032028196 kids and 4 dogs is just irresponsible my god
>>203202848I know I'm wrong, I'm arguing against the porn addict part >>203202852I'm high
>>203202404based
just don't think about all the abandoned pets guys
>>203202892where else have you seen pasties before?
>>203202892it’s okay anon you don’t have to defend yourself in fact ill stand up for you, if you guys mess with this anon you’re messing with me
>>203202819>>203202819she's based, it's a survival of the fittest child in action. Plus she's probably gotten help for being a dumb bitch and having an article written about her dumb bitch ass
>>203202827yes. I take the high potency ones and keep them in the fridge
>>203202907rave>>203202919Oh dear
>>203202937i know they’re good for you maybe ill get some tomorrow i need to stock up on medicine anyway>>203202958hey that’s my line
>>203202958hmst. ok. i've never been to a rave
Can't wait for Christmas break when my responsibilities plummet and I can get a dab pen again
the only pasties I care about come hot out of the oven and onto my plate
do you read posts from the social media site X, and think "what the fuck lol" in your country (your country being canada or mexico)?
>>203203010I don't use social media
>>2032030214chan is social media
Dumb niggas dropping like flies from they 100 classes rbn
>>203203033Not really
>>203202982frfr
>>203202984i’ve never had one but i know meat pies like this are super popular in england
>>203203010twitter still banned here :/
>>203203010why does he advocate for eating cow poop
When does the hurricane hit?Will it be a nothingburger?
>>203203079Tomorrow morning Yes
>>203203079wednesday and thursday. it will be a nothingburger for me, as i am thousands of miles north
how much longer before we can control the weather through technology?
Scientists don’t recommend eating before sleep
>>203203079I think it's supposed to hit tomorrow at 2pm
>>203203147according to people on insta, this hurricane was created by democrats to keep people from voting? i don’t know where all this came from but people really are stupid
no reason to continue living desu.
>>203203187livestream it and stop bitching
Which is a better board /out/ or /diy/?
>>203203187make a reason
Would you date a goil who looks like this?
>>203202684fuck you bitch. this is one of the few spaces where a jason can be uninhibited. it's you who shouldn't be here
>>203203187
>>203203174personally, i think a lot of those people are either taking the piss, or paid to say utterly ridiculous things as a form of narrative control. why believe "real" conspiracies when they're juxtaposed with "lizards eat child blood to shape change into HRC"
>>203203210I'd pick /diy/ because I use it more and don't really care about talking about /out/ topicsbut /out/ has some cool pics >>/out/2779698
bros, i just learned about the Panic of 1857...what the FUCK were they thinking?
>>203203277>>>/out/2779698shiee
>>203203241>t-shirtunacceptable modern filth
>>203203305
>>203203241no chingchong no dingdong
>>203203278niggas be like "fiat isn't real, only gold and silver are real" then pretend like gold didn't crash the economy once a decade for 200+ yearsshaking my DAMN head
>>203203278rapid economic growth and inflation, the collapse of cotton prices, the Specie Circular and Deposit Act of 1836, and the lack of a national bank
>>203203242i am not a janitor i can’t make anyone leave
Shaking my blessed head
>>203203229Thinking about it, I'm realizing that it's not even a lack of a reason that's the problem. It's not that I have nothing to live for, it's that I actively don't want to continue living. This planet fucking sucks and I want off.
>>203203331crashing doesn't mean gold isn't realI don't really care though, there's nothing stopping us from trading fiat for gold. Which come to think of it, buying gold with fiat currency right now is almost as good as stealing money.
I’ve got a thread up on /diy/
>>203203385become a hermit, even if requires years of preparation
>>203203300
>>203203407>buying gold with fiat currency right now is almost as good as stealing money.we'll see. other people say gold looks expensive at the moment.
>>203203241I also kind of look like that so no, one of us can be ugly, we can't both be ugly especially the woman, she cannot be ugly
>>203203425ugly and damaged and fat. is this you?
>>203203426You globetards are so deeply indoctrinated that you think that's how it works LOL space is fake and we live on a flat, motionless Earth surrounded by the firmament and ice wall. Earth is not a water ball spinning at incredible speeds in 4 different directions at once meanwhile we feel nothing not to mention there simply is no evidence for curvature no curvature means no ball proof.
>>203203423Even if I could do that, I'd still have to suffer the effects of corrupt politicians, climate change, I'd still be dealing with shitty healthcare if I got sick, and whatever job I had (if I could even find one) would be awful.
HOLY FUCK. just saw 7 police cars pass by
LOOKY LOOKY LOOKY IT'S CRUMBL COOKIE
>>203203504ok?
For every girl there's 100+ men wanting to date her before you, question is what do you have to offer that these 100 men don't
do you guys want to play scribble game gauging interest
>>203203513dont know what's happening. checking dispatch
>>203203475i agree with you completely, but the dinosaurs were still catapulted into the ethereal firmament by a falling angel. the "space" in the picture is just for visual spice.
cum?
>>203203516Bruh stfu your posts are so lame
cum in the bum
>>203203529
>>203203516insane babbling
>>203203518I need to do homework now I'm sorry
...I wanna eat you out
LOL
>>203203557My face in-between a woman's legs = heaven
>>203203561i dont speak spanish
>>203203527It's a projection from Mount Meru in the centre of the Arctic.
>>203203599what the hell
>>203203591umm... i've been to the center of the arctic, and all there is is a club for rich people and a US Air Force landing strip.
>>203203516they hated him because he spoke the truth
>>203203516My handsome face, kind demeanor, and strong intellect. Also my arms and shoulders and pecs
>>203203615lol
>>203203650so nothing
i legit have coal black eyes, like you see on koreans
the whites of black peoples eyes are slightly yellow sometimes it's strange
>>203203733https://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/causes-of-yellow-eyes
>>203203733That means their liver is failing
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>>203203733Henny
>>203203767>>203203767>>203203767
>>203203441Yeah it seems to be, but I meant more if people think fiat money isn't real, then it's a good idea to buy gold regardless of how it compares to the dollar. Plus a common long term investment strategy is to just buy something at any price and then buy way more when/if it's price goes down.
>>203203830oh, i see. yes, people who say fiat money is trash are oddly reluctant to let go of their fiat money...
>>203201579Don't call him that.
