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fun dreams edish
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HE CANNAE SEE MAN!
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>>203211137
>Being the opposite sex
giwihtd
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>fun
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it's joever
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Universityberg creating the most maniacal tasks a man could think up for the data structures and algorithms course
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>>203211227
killing myself that day. im an empire man through and through
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had a dream that my brother got sent to prison for drink driving but he's pretty straight edge which made it weird
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>dreaming about being the opposite sex
could never be me
>men have more fun dreams
>men dream about killing someone
based on autistic researchers outing themselves.
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>>203211300
Mental to think it's been over 200 years of non-stop sun never setting
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Killing people dreams usually leave me feeling quite shit when I wake up,
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Went and bought three bags of microwave popcorn
Forgot we don't have a microwave
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>>203211227
Wait a minute, am I misreading this or is this pic not including the Falklands?
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>Northumbria Police share an image of a man they want to speak to in connection with a reported rape in Newcastle city centre on 27 April.
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>>203211458
so this is Amer Hussein...
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>>203211227
Pathetic
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Might move to Dover
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janny go fuck yourself
i will report spam as spam
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jannard on a mad one
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quirk chungus
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David Lammy taking bribes in bananas
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She's so quirky!
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>boss over the years contantly tells me to clean my shit up
>every few months he'd embarrass me in front of everyone in the lunch room saying im the dirtiest cunt ever
i honestly dont know what else i can do țbh
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*looks at the post count of the old thread*
Oh jaaaaanny! it appears that this thread is illegal!
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>>203211539
>>203211557
What did he do
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>>203211227
>France, including its overseas territories, has the most time zones with 12 (13 including its claim in Antarctica and all other counties )
The sun never sets.
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>>203211561
See, what a lot of men fail to realize is that it is quite literally better to be single than be in a relationship with like this one. You think THAT fucking guy is better than you because he has his own quirk chungus?
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>>203211561
How come women don't understand this stuff?

Like you can show this to any man and he understands, yet women don't understand. Why?
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honestly just don't see the point in trying if I can't get a bullshit do nothing job desu. why try if I'm just going to be slaving doing manual labor for 40 hours a week and still be a loser who rents.
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>>203211586
>claim in Antarctica
Right. Well you don't own part of antarctica do you? Sort yourself out
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>>203211586
I kneel…
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>>203211585
I've been warned before for reporting Belgium and heather spam, probably that
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Why do women seemingly want to kill their babies after giving birth?
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>>203211660
Babies are bloody annoying
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>>203211626
Pretty much how I feel as well. I think if I didn't know other people were making a living doing nothing then I could probably stomach working a min-wage job for 40 hours a week. But as it is, I know full well that many, many people are paid handsomely to do nothing or next to nothing.

I think my mind broke during covid when I was working as a "key worker" call centre slave meanwhile people were being paid £2000/month to sit at home literally and unironically doing nothing, for month after month after month. I have never mentally recovered from this humiliation.
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>>203211626
>spending all your time toiling and still having to rent is bad

reported for anti-semitism
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You get your marriage visa to the United States but you have to marry Quirky McGee and she makes you attend Annual Partner Summits, do you do it?
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>>203211630
yes we do, was there just three weeks ago
very quiet
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No matter how outstanding or incredible something is, whether it be food or a novel, there will always be someone who doesn't like it. I wonder if that's why some internet reviews are so bitter, nobody likes to be in the minority who missed out on pleasure.
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>>203211700
> meanwhile people were being paid £2000/month to sit at home literally and unironically doing nothing, for month after month after month
ktwaim
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*autistic virgin loser voice*
See, what a lot of men fail to realize is that it is quite literally better to be single than be in a relationship with like this one. You think THAT fucking guy is better than you because he has his own quirk chungus?
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>>203211717
no you weren't
be quiet
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>>203211609
cope
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>>203211747
nope
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>>203211616
Understand what?
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>>203211561
I think it's cute
The document thing isn't much to my taste, but maybe it helps them
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>>203211561
>>203211609
You wouldn’t be seething about this if you weren’t a bit jealous lol, if not over the guys specific gf then at least over how content they are
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which part of the animal is this?
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>>203211783
Arse
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>>203211759
don't you know that 4chan posters hate expressively happy people
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>>203211719
Some negative reviews are disingenuous though, like those from that Armond White fellow.

I suppose the problem there is people not seeing that the reviews are written in bad faith and instead arguing online until they're blue in the fact that the reviewer is wrong when in fact the reviewer knows fine well they're wrong but deliberately submitted opinions they do not actually hold.
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>>203211626
So find a way. Find a way to get bennies. You owe the world NOTHING
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The internet has made toil 1000x worse

Knowing that there are people who just post photos of their feet online or stream themselves playing videogames and make my annual salary in a week and travel the world has done irreparable damage to my psyche
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>>203211759
The skin crawling nature of that ritual. How it goes against the fibre of man's being.
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>>203211626
just be a part of the multigenerational living population.
upside:
-you're never alone
-can talk shit with your siblings (if you have any)
-larger shared living
-better economy
shit out of luck if you don't get along with your family or they live halfway across the world.
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>>203211561
>new church
based and Christian
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beyond done with the boozeberg. tired of sleeping so awfully
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>>203211782
I don't that that gentleman looks particularly content
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Feel bad for you guys who have never eaten secreto iberico
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>>203211802
blue in the fact? Blue in the FACT? Hahaha you FOOL you IDIOT it's "Blue in the face", don't you KNOW that?
0/10 post
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>>203211835
How so?
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>>203211849
Sent that fresk flying
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FOSNYEG
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Will stopping drinking for a couple of days help my diarrhea problem?
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>>203211458
Why are they calling this grown woman a "girl"?
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>>203211719
>>203211802
People perceive negativity as inherently more intellectual (or containing more information or being more useful, etc) than positivity.
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think i’m going a little bit mental haha
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not sure I will leave the house today

plenty food in and there's nothing for me out there
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>>203211574
I think you just have a lot of superfluous shit on your desk
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Why does my cock look big some days and look small on others? Doesn't seem to be weather related.
Sometimes it's flopping about between my thighs and I take it out for a piss and go corrrr nice. Other times it's like a chubby wrinkled acorn. What causes this?
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>>203211840
What're you doing in Spain, big guy?
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I'm getting into Forced Bi Femdom recently, but I think it's inadvertently making me gay
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>>203211901
Bro reading Sky News on his Android phone :skull:
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Keep your 'lectric eye on me, babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Press your space face close to mine, love
Freak out in a moonage daydream, oh yeah
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>>203178880
can’t believe the goofy ahh labour party have been capping, fr
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>>203211949
Have noticed this as well and would like to know the answer. Currently on a small cock day myself
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>>203211991
would shag her with me willard
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Morning has broken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmAOBosGlHY
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>>203211949
>>203212009
Going to need you to submit photographs for a preliminary diagnosis
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love a simple lunch at home me
toast, butter, ham, cheese and tomato
top it off with a yorkshire tea
living the fucking dream
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>>203211903
why do you make this post so often?
are you feeling OK?
you're kind of freaking me out
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>>203212045
haha yeah me too
*secretly tosses the yucky tomato slice into the garden*
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the worst is yet to come
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Mental how AImongs infiltrated the Nobel committee and are giving each other all the prizes this year for their technology that hasn't done anything
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work lunch in Paris
>2-3 hours minimum, sometimes just never return to work
>one of the dozen local cafs around the office
>€10 for an ample meal
>smoke, drink, laugh with colleagues

office lunch in London
>20 mins to run to Tesco and back
>£8 for a pasta salad and a packet of crisps
>eat alone at your desk
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im about to come
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>>203211137
>read tonnes of scifi novels, play loads of games, spend most of the time daydreaming
>actual dreams are very mundane
Fucks sake I have very vivid dreams but they're rarely interesting.
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>>203212043
ello patty
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>>203212092
any other dream scenarios that happen exclusively in your head?
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>>203212085
hs?
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>>203212113
what
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>>203212086
No one gives a fuck about the Nobel prize
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Not a fan of phone posting, always worried when I tap the name section that I might accidentally select my name
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>>203212092
Previous toil only had a 30 min lunch and it was awful, not enough time to do anything.
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>>203212108
aw dude
you a gamer?
I'm a gamer dude
zelda? I play that
hyaa!!
mario? That too
wahoo!
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>>203212121
Scientists and funding agencies that provide them with grants do.
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>>203212092
Accurate. Anglos are cattle
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>>203212086
give me the tldr
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Fall asleep at 10:30 pm. Wake up at 4 am. Drive the lorry at 7:30 am. What a life lads
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>>203212053
didn’t even know i posted that, haha mental, could be someone else and it’s a happy coincidink xx
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Imagine being so out of touch with reality that you don't even know a tesco meal deal is £3.25. A fresh off the boat somalian who doesn't even speak english and hasn't even learned what currency is yet could tell you that.
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>>203212092
Eating at your desk should be illegal
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>>203212132
Bing Bing Wahoo is a town in NSW
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yank said "lorry"...
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Cold out. Irish weather.
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never once had a dream where I was a girl can't imagine anything gayer than that
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>>203212164
howling so true
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>>203212167
ah yeah, sister town of Shitterton hamlet out in Wareham
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Poo in my bum
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>>203212053
dont understand why people do this, if youre here all the time you already know something is copy pasta or someone gimmick but to actually have the archive open on another tab in order to screencap their schizophrenia to somehow own them is pretty runt like behaviour, even more so than the schizo gimmick copy pasta posting
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>>203212137
Exactly
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>>203212151
What sort of lorry? You need more sleep mate, it's slowly killing you.
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Older. Fatter. Balder.
>>203212170
good word i reckon
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>>203212149
Physics and chemistry prizes were both awarded to AI researchers despite not producing any breakthroughs except more AI models.
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>>203212164
Grim. England is truly going to the dogs. No way I would pay more than three quid for my all day breakfast butty, red bull and Walkers Max Paprika
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work lunch in Sydney
>go down to the beach at around 10am
>boss chucks you a beer and fires up the barbecue
>the blonde girls sit in your lap while you all eat and drink
>boss says "yeah nah todays I write off I reckon" and you go back to your shed with a couple of Sheilas for an orgy

office lunch in Hull
>15 minutes unpaid break whenever your Pakistani manager tells you you're allowed to go
>get stabbed on the way to the corner shop to buy your rustlers burger
>bleed out on the street while everybody steps over your body and pretends not to notice you
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>>203212203
Who should have got them instead?
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Current toil doesn’t allow eating at your desk, you either go to the canteen or go outside somewhere
Too much of a tismo to be seen eating alone at the canteen so I just go out to the local cafes
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>>203212192
calm down lad it was a joke IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE CHRIST, CALM DOWN IT'S NOT REAL
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SHE DIDN'T RESPOND AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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>>203212193
Well that's not nobody, is it.
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don't think just benchmark model then get excited for next model
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>>203212203
what's wrong with an ai model that is multiple breakthrough potential?
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>>203212222
Dunno but presumably people who made substantial breakthroughs in physics and chemistry, respectively.
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If I breed my PAWG wife will my children be half PAWGs genetically?
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Rustlers are foul and you're a fucking dissapointment. That's addressed to anyone who it applies to by the way.
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lunch anywhere else in the world
>amazing
>great
>lush
lunch in the uk
>bitter
>stressful
>death
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>>203212216
Australia sucks, HVLL is for real ones
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fact: 50% of your penis genes come from your mother
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>>203212254
You have to carry the gene as well. Was your mum a PAWG?
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Break time? Sit alone in my car.
Lunch hour? Sit alone in my car.
Early to work? Sit alone in my car.
After work? Sit alone in my car.
God I love having a car.
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>>203212216
literally never happens
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>>203212248
The prize is for substantial progress not the promise of potential progress.
AI hasn't actually done anything it is just hyped up by everyone that it will make alll these amazing discoveries but nothing has materialized
Nobel committee has been compromised since the early 20th century so I shouldn't be surprised
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>>203212272
false
all the y comes from your father
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>>203212278
I sit in my big comfy house with my wife
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work lunch in Dubai
>Head to the oasis at 4am (that's when the desert is nice and cool)
>Your boss invites you into his hut
>Serves you a platter if Arabian dust fish, goat eye stew, and grilled rocks
>Offers you his daughter-cum-sister's hand in marriage
>Takes you up to the Masjad for the reversion ceremony at dawn

British office lunch
>£25 cheeseless tuna melt from the office cafeteria
>Eat it on your way up the stairs
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>>203212254
well, they won’t be lookers that’s for sure
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>>203212289
The genes that govern the development of male genitalia are located on both the X and Y chromosomes
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>>203212109
hello
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G-YQA_bsOU
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I don't have a lunch break
I heat up my lunch then eat it at my desk while still working
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>>203212158
don't worry lad I was just gaslighting you...
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Son you have your mother's cock
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I wfh and get an hour for lunch and either read a book or play a musical instrument because I'm very cultured and definitely not a shut in.
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>>203211924
i need everything i have on my desk țbh
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my lunch? reheated dominos margherita from the weekend
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>>203212351
here's a bit of music for you
*brap*
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>>203212313
speak for yourself clitdick
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I'm done toiling. I'm going to use AI to make me money. I'm going to ask AI to tell me how and encourage me.
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>>203212322
Me grandmothers favorite song this was
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>>203212367
Well-acquainted with your dad's cock, are you? Or is it your mum's dad's cock you have experience with?
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>>203212332
oh so it's about the use of ai to assist in the building of feasible protein structures
and the yank was just making things up
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>>203212192
joyless cunt complaining about everything
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>>203212341
think i might be going a little bit mental haha
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doing a gay porn dance alone in a hotel room
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>>203212359
Then I all your co-workers desks probably look the same
So I don't really know what your toilberg's problem is
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>>203212391
>dad has big dick
>i have big dick
>your dad has small dick
>you have a micro cock
i'm sorry bro
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>>203212416
and the reason?
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>>203212396
How have I made anything up? and don't call me that.
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nacho cheese doritos. underrated frankly. just as pizza shapes are
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>>203212427
Why have you seen your dad's erect penis, zoomyank?
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Might start an international crime syndicate
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you've got a big dick do you yeah? Massive cock? Exceptional in both length and girth? Well don't be shy bloody whip it out
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having a read
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>190 posting about other men's cocks again
Make it stop
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is a bb gun a real gun
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>>203212459
no x
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Feeling quite down that i will never draw a sword to make a final stand or do anything chivalrous or heroic in my life instead ill post on 4chan and wriggle around like a worm until i die
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>>203212442
prefer CC's myself copped this bag at woolies earlier x
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>>203212487
it'll take your eye out
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>>203212487
is a bacon sandwich a real sandwich
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>>203212502
Go to ukraine then. You won't.
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>>203212092
There's a saying here that some people are either on a work lunch or a work dinner. this country harbors parasitism
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>>203212466
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Eastern Europeans aside from Russia are quite simply Voelkerabfaelle and they should be ruled with an iron Bolshevik.
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>>203212502
Fight for Israel at home
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>>203212542
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>>203212542
so true
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only the very rich or very poor countries have children
makes you think
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>>203212542
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>>203212455
how about a domestic syndicate with your kids
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>>203212543
Aren't you supposed to be plating plants with electro or something?
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>>203212542
They really are horrible materialistic worms
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>>203212588
arms too big
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>>203212506
the thinking man's corn chip. scholarly choice
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>>203212576
wasting police time isn't funny
stop
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>>203212586
You're more of a spiritual worm
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>>203212575
>vanished into the wilderness
probably been ice barraged :/
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>>203212575
Based
You couldn't do this in the UK, you'd go into the "wild" and there would be a village 15 minutes walk away and a road within eyesight
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>>203212607
Mental how Biden can just order for one of these to kill his enemies
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>>203212603
gave your mum some spiritual worm last night mate
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>>203211137
I've always wondered why feminists main goal wasn't to get more public toilets for women. As a man i'll piss wherever. I've got piss spots all over the region I live and on the long journeys I make semi-regularly i've got designated piss areas. But if i'm unfamiliar i'll just pull up a lay-by and pee. Needing a poo is more of a concern. But for most women to pee (ive known some who are happy to pop a squat) they need a toilet. Feminists would have accomplished a lot more by lobbying for more public toilets than the man hating they have busily engaged in for decades while average women have nightmares about being unable to find a toilet.
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>>203212623
yea true only place which might be possible is maybe the highlands
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>>203212627
Yeah because your cock isn't perceivable to the human eye
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In bed. Farting.
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When I was working in France I'd say hello and have a chat with basically everyone on the same building as me. There was a grand piano in one of the halls that anyone could just go up and play. In some meetings you could hear people playing it. And the lunches were 2 hours and the cafeteria had courses.
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>>203212607
imagine sticking your bum outside of a helicopter and managing to drop a poo down into the eye
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Rorke wearing his fred perry jacket
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>>203212642
a mealy mouthed reply
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>>203212607
imagine if we had one like the red spot on jupiter, active for centuries
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>>203212623
Reminds me of Ted Kaczynski and his "secret off grid cabin in the wild" which has a post box, was on a newspaper route and you could hear traffic from his door.
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>>203212644
in french?
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>>203212575
jepic
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>>203212662
imagine it floated over india and it turns brown LOL
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>>203212575
love how much he makes r/newzealand seethe
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>>203212449
who said anything about erect you fantasising homo
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>>203212690
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>Noooo, he must message ME first :- )
Why are females like this?
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I just don't think most toilers here are aware of how bad UK toil culture really is. It's easily the worst in Europe. I do know Japan is worse. My friend that worked in Japan said he'd never do it again.
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>>203212724
They don't want to talk they just want to feel wanted and validated
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>>203212721
You did
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>go through momentary phases of flicking through different parts of the bible
i'm so not making it into heaven at this point am i lads
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Any smelly French milfs in?
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going to a halloween party in a few weeks and they said dress up is mandatory

never been to one what's like an easy but acceptable costume to do
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I heard yanks are shooting at the storm now
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>>203212523
>>203212554
Fighting for a foreign country in current year isn't heroic. Being a Spartan at Thermopylae was. Also modern warfare is hard to romanticise, something about drones dropping grenades on people and men in armour firing pieces of led at each other from a mile away is lame.
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>>203212575
this stirs up emotions, i wonder if the kids miss their mum, or school or stuff like that. 3 years in the bush would be tough on them
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>>203212769
>now
it took this long?
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>>203212741
>get nothing in return
Wow, what a bargain
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>>203212768
the classic
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>>203212808
janny
get him
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>>203212768
new Joker
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>>203212690
KEK, do they they get typhoons or anything over there, cant fathom whatd that be like, imagine the smell
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got my thrilly knickers on today deee lats. also got a dodgy stomach as well so we all know how that's going to go xx
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The UK is a country where you can go to shooting ranges and play American football
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>>203212778
You could be last to die holding off evil invading mongol russians assaulting a bombed out shitheap.
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Just bang about in the South Island if you want to go off the grid
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The British psyche never recovered from this
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>>203212808
Is that a Mars bar?
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>>203212837
wouldn't you get buggered by maoris
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>>203212165
it literally is in France iirc
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>>203212808
mine's literally 1/10th the size
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>>203212837
What happens on the south island?
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watched Bone Tomahawk. fucking gnarly towards the end
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>>203212881
tomahawks tend to be
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>>203212768
been to one of these so fucking gay innit
only a small minority put in effort (women)
just do something incredibly simple
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>>203212750
reread it you perverted man
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>>203212837
you maori? lately i keep thinking about how maoris used to eat their enemies after battle, them being layed out on the beach, also read about how they killed a bunch of white dudes and ate them
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For me it's

>Drive to petrol station to eat whatever garbage is left in the hot deli
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>>203212837
what would this even entail
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>>203212768
just don't go
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anon, can I borrow your clothes?
want to go fancy dress as something incredibly simple
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>>203211137
>tfw lucid dreamer
i make my own dreams
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>>203212908
yea legit just feel like getting a shirt slashing it up a bit and being a zombie lol
that's what people at uni did
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>>203212946
And what do you choose to do with this power
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>>203212938
lol
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>>203212955
i go around raping women in mine
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>>203212938
Nothing wrong with wearing something simple as long as it's comfortable and avoids plagues of decision making
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>>203212946
same. had some pretty memorable ones, self flying in the rain, assaults etc
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>>203212950
yeah that sort of thing
don't even ruin the shirt imo
bit of eyeliner on or something

"what you dressed up as"
"idk something spooky haha". that's it no one will care
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>>203212808
watch janny leave this up for an hour
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>>203212963
Reckon he has to stand side on to the toilet?
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>>203212963
um
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>>203212782
They hadn't lived with their mum for years before they went bush. She is a crazy crackhead and he had to leave her because she was abusing the girls. I have zero pity for the mum. Its a shame for the girls but they are better off without her. The mum can go fuck herself. If the family are caught those kids will be going to live in care and it wont be in Marokopa where they lived their whole lives. They won't be going back to the local primary school. They will be dumped into the care system probably in Hamilton and being white girls will almost certainly get bullied and abused by the brown kids who are the majority in the NZ care system. The only thing that will prevent that is that they have been raised to be tough by a decent and caring father who is being unfairly persecuted by the government. I hope he can stay in hiding for another decade when the girls will be old enough to decide what to do with their lives and not be taken hostage by the government.
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>>203212955
ok i mainly just steer my dreams, i'm not good enough to decide the entire subject yet
but realising i dream and remembering everything is already huge
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>>203212985
yea I'll see how try hard people are going with it closer to the party cheers fella
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mad how complete chads get brain cancer and put on a brave face and get shit done meanwhile i'm such a snivelling pathetic neurotic fuckwit that i don't deserve my life let alone any talent or ability
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any more slug like creature than man man in?
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>>203212963
that
my arse
pronto
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>>203212837
would be very based
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>Black_Male_Human_Penis_(Erect).jpg
Did you get that from wikipedia
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>>203213030
so what are you gonna do about it?
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>>203213031
i'm a snivelling mollusc of a man
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>>203212963
That's that Peroni's disease cause it to bend
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>>203213031
yea me
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>>203212855
Maori are all in the North Island
The few that are down here are actually the richest tribes so they are nowhere near as feral as the norf ones

>>203212874
guy murdered his whole family, or maybe didn't
Christchurch earthquake
christchurch shooting
every so often some species that hasnt been seen in decades wanders out of the Fiordlands and it's status has to be updated from"Extinct" to "Not extinct"
thats it

>>203212923
not maori no
yeah headhunting and cannibalism was really common in Polynesia

>>203212927
Just walk around in the forests and mountains
kill a deer or boar for food when you're hungry
Feral cats here have been reported growing up to 1m long and 10kg, so maybe deal with them too when you see them, help out the local wildlife and all that xoxo
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>>203213031
i'm a sea hare of a man
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>>203213046
i'm in two minds
i know lack of ability is likely caused by two factors outside of my control that can be fixed by medication
however getting this medication means diagnosis and jumping through fire and it's expensive which means more waiting
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>>203213061
Fascinating
https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Peyronie_disease.jpg
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>>203213061
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie's_disease?/media/File:Peyronie%27s_disease.jpg#/media/File:Peyronie's_disease.jpg
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>>203213031
more of a marsupial me
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>>203213031
literally got slime on the ceiling from my slug sweat
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>>203213071
not reading this novella of a post
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My grandmother loved Bing Crosby and Dean Martin
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Mental how I am the main character in my family.
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>>203213015
wow, did not know any of the back story, if that video was filmed recently i reckon theyd get picked up soon and no doubt the kids will go into state care or back with the mother. makes this even sadder
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time for naptoil
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Fucks sake 190 can you go one day without posting gay porn?
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>>203213031
bit of a cephalopod me
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>>203213061
referred to as Asahi’s disease in Japan
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lough neagh is full of blue green algae and they don't know how to get rid of it. sea hares eat blue green algae. why don't they just fill the lough with sea hares
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>>203213114
yankified freak
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>have a SINGULAR meeting this week, today at 2pm
>no other reason to show up at toil at all
>just about to leave
>receive message from bossman that the meeting is cancelled since he can't make it
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>>203213015
Why do you know about some NZ news story?
Surely they aren't blasting it on the news over there
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>190 is now back on his Canadian VPN pretending to be outraged at 190
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>>203213148
show some respect
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>>203213184
Yanks are absolutely mental
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>>203212972
ironic
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>>203213196
This is South Africa mate
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>>203213199
https://youtu.be/VvfgtfNbk3c
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that was in SA but im not replying to you because it may be bait
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>>203213196
I’m a yank ama
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keep getting these vids on my reccies
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>>203213089
Also it will be less easy to get motivated than you think even when you are on the meds for whatever it is. I always said I will do 'x' when 'y' is over with etc. And then 'y' is sorted and I'm still not doing 'x'.
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>>203213226
how will the north korea crisis end?
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>>203213226
florida?
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>>203213210
Yeah but yanks are still mental
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>>203213185
shan't
even though i too like bing crosby and dean martin
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Where should I emigrate?
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>>203213232
stimulants help everyone be more productive however there is literature that suggests it helps certain people more than others
don't even get me started on gabor mate's view of adhd etc.
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>>203213264
france
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>>203213264
right in front of me so i can knob your arse
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>>203213264
China.
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GET THE NEW MADE
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>>203213160
I grew up in West Eyreton near Rangiora and lived most of my life in Christchurch. I watched the cliffs at Redcliffs collapse during the February earthquake. Moved to England 6 years ago.
As a rorke i've had an ongoing interest in the story since it started. The media here only started reporting on it yesterday and today.
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>>203213196
bait but i can forgive because i saw that clip of an actual yank shoot at other cars through his own windshield whilst on the freeway like it was just another day
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>>203213243
dunno
>>203213248
no
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>>203213264
south georgia and the sandwich islands
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Yesterday I saw a falconer and his falcon. They were being filmed outside some restaurant. I wonder what the ad will look like.
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>>203213264
pakistan or india, give them a taste of their own medecine
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>>203213343
bet it has a bird in it
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>>203213264
Hawaii
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Gimme a few minutes I'll make the new
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>>203213382
If that has the same requirements of entry as rest of USA then there's no chance
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>>203213404
How about you go for a walk
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>>203212073
>>203212073
>>203212073
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>>203213321
How do you manage to escape NZ?
Got experience in a high paying industry or something?
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>>203213418
Brits are under represented in the US currently. Go for the visa lottery if you want
https://dvprogram.state.gov/
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just not going to make the new no?
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>>203213442
are you shitting me is that real? they give out 50k greencards via a fucking lottery?
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>>203213420
Good idea but I'll go for one later with my dogs
Making an omelette for me and the Mrs right now
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>>203213499
They drafted people to vietnam with lottery balls
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Page 5 mateys :/

Y'all can wait a little longer
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new
>>203213530
>>203213530
>>203213530
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>>203213499
Yes it's real. But the turn up in Mexico and walk across system is faster.
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>>203213499
Yeah. You have to qualify by having a basic education and being on one of the allowed countries first though
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>>203213440
Na i've got a British passport. I'm just happy I got out before the pandemic.
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>>203213556
that's not a new where is the new?



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