poo peeland edish
why did it take you so fucking long to post the new thread?
Tomboy shotgun gf https://youtu.be/sW8udfjCRH0?si=LovkELVJbqwr4g88
Nigel Gurr
this is the type of inept behavior that is destroying the british empire I swear to god. be better
JAMVN BVLL
Just found out people don't spend multiple hours counting down to when they have to leave for work and triple checking they have everything and it is apparently called "anxiety".
So what's your L2? You ARE learning a second language, right?
Congolese nigger bbc
>>203213602why would I do that? I already know english
how is anon with the cold doing?
>>203213600Huh, is that so? I've had that my whole life. I have my first appt with a shrink in a few hours, guess I'll bring that up to him.
rorke getting poo on his next jeans that his mum bought him
daily reminder most /int/ users look like this.
does cranberry juice go with whiskey?lets find out
it just fell off the road
>>203213530Soon
I enjoy this image
>>203213644Bent if you wouldn't bum that
CNN is telling me 15 feet of water is going to slam into my house
>>203213662I didn't find it funny or enjoyable.
>>203213600how are you awake hours before work? my alarm goes off about 90 mins before work starts, i get ready for work before bed, clothes/bag are sorted the night before so i just wake to wash my face, eat and shit if i have to
>>203213679I wake up 4 hours before.
>>203213657other brits have told me there's no politician motivated to get this done at all
>>203213654>County DownErm, you mean Down County?
the garage didn't have any hotdogs left I am fucking LIVID
>>203213679I work midday until about 9pm so I normally get up around 10am
>>203213673Did I ask
>>203213665fucking a tranny in real life is probably not nearly as enjoyable as the idea of fucking one just don't want to fuck a shithole personally
>Hurricane Milton downgraded to category four storm
Booted up and old phone there now and the sound of the vibration triggered flashbacks to her and now I'm sad. Bloody hate my brain and my life.
>>203213711Did I say you did
nigger sneed
Might climb Mt Cook one dayMight not
>>203213737um I think you mean Aoraki mate
>>203213732When I hear my crazy frog donk chipmunk remix ringtone I get nostalgic for the smell of his smegma sheath.
>>203213737Beautiful
>>203213737for me its Chimborazo
might apply for this US diversity lottery thing just to see if i'd make it, getting a job over there sounds a bit tough though
>>203213737honestly thank my lucky stars that i was born in aus and be so close to such magnificent landscapes like we have here and nz.
>>203213530If I were going bush this is the area i'd live. It's wet but not as cold as any further south. Plenty of good hunting and fishing, lots of land to grow food. The locals are distrustful of the government. When I spent time there years ago the only police north of Westport was a solo cop in Granity. I'd grow weed and rendezvous with the people I know in Christchurch to trade it for supplies or sell it to the hippies in Takaka and Motueka.
>>203213731guess all the weather-o-matic funds the demonrats usually have to create tornados and hurricanes is tied up in PORKraine or something and this is the best they can do :/
>>203213799where would you move to?
>>203213800used to think this way for the USA but the truth is there is magnificent, breath taking beauty in basically every part of the world
>>203213800New Zealand mogs your shithole
>>203213673Ah you’re one of them woke aren’t ya?
>>203213798What went on at that sleepover?
Looking at all my travel photos, me climbing mountains and jumping off cliffs into lakes and out on boats and in bars surrounded by strangers I met that same day and here am I now with crippling travel anxiety that stops me from taking a taxi 15 minutes into town. What the fuck happened to my brain lads?
finally sized up the undies from S to Mperhaps everything will be different now
>>203213731>>203213803just like with COVID, a bunch of old people are going to die in the process of preparing for this storm (going to shelters that aren't designed for the elderly, etc) and it will all be attributed to the storm it's total fucking bullshit to use MAGApede lingo it's a nothingburger that democrats are inflating into a national disaster event like they always do
>>203213874I don't have a reason to go to town.
got sabrina carpenter song in my head might wank to the thought of her getting double teamed by two jungle bbcs to see if it shifts it
Australia is like if you made Texas a gay expensive island ruled by tyrants
>>203213799Hey that's awesome, good luck! >getting a job over there sounds a bit tough thoughDepends on your field, of course. If you can, try to get into something education-related. It's a safe job because you can't really be fired once you have tenure. Be on the prowl for a wife as you sort all that out. If all else fails, a marriage visa can get you over here.
>>203213874FONT
>>203210110No, I uploaded that picture yesterday
>>203213829haven't really thought about it, pennsylvania or alabama probably
>>203213737I'm trying to find a pic similar to that in california this is the best I can do
>>203213874maybe just age, go rekindle your love for the outdoors, think of it as youre building the photo album that will flash before your eyes before your death
Shut the FUCK up, 190
>>203213799what are the chances of getting in with the diversity lottery? are they decent?
>>203213800You live in a deserty area?Dad took us on a road trip through the outback a few times as kids, was good fun
could've sworn I clicked /brit/
>replying to a two hour forty minute old post
what happens here?
We raping the disabled
>>203213802for me, it's moving on to one of the sub-antarctic islands
>>203213972we're so depressed about the utter STATE of britain it's time we talked about overseas
>>203213983Basically nothing
>>203213928>pennsylvaniaNot a bad idea considering the weather would be somewhat comparable to the UK. Also very affordable. Alabama is affordable too but deathly hot and sparsely populated.
>>203213991Posr your address so we can get started
>>203213940Grand tetons are the most stunning we have
>>203213946I can't mate, that's the problem. My entire body gets a vicious adrenaline dump any time I need to travel and it's often insurmountable. Had to drug myself with a sedative last time I done any travelling just to manage the problem.
>>203214032kek
Poonited KingdomDirelandAusgayliaPoo Peeland
>>203213600You’re like those women on instagram and twitter who make up stories like>when you realize that everyone else is happy and never nervous at all ever ;((((Life is inherently anxiety inducing get over yourself you freak
>>203213967no im a city boy but my dad regularly took us camping, hiking as kids and have seen a lot of the east coast, i dream now is to properly visit nz by myself, dad did take us to nz once but i was like 6 or something, want to experience nz beauty as an adult
>>203213874>What the fuck happened to my brain lads?Just a part of the social contract in the UK
>>203213983farming and fishing. they like to talk about becoming part of norway. It was norse for longer than it has been british. It was popular with medieval christians to be isolated as a hermit.
Thing about girls with borderline personality disorder is that they're an absolute fucking mess and you should never go anywhere near them lads
>>203213928I live in Pennsylvania lad want to live with me?
>>203213983Orkney. It's cold and wet and sparsely populated. It's full of history and quite beautiful.
Where catyank
>>203214074>they like to talk about becoming part of norway. It was norse for longer than it has been british.Sir Give Backer you know what to doGibraltar too Give it Back
>It was popular with medieval christians to be isolated as a hermit.that's also popular with me, today
gimps who cry when you tell them 95% of land in the UK is private owned
>>203214035>Grand tetonsis it a real name?
>>203214090>borderline personality disorderfake made up diseasethey are just cunts
was at a loss with what to do with myself then I realised it was mid-afternoon, the perfect time for another cup of coffee
Just can't imagine making coffee at home
>>203214074Nobody does that and it was already exposed 20 years ago the conservatives and Labour funded these newspapers
>>203214145Careful friend you’ll feel nervous and ill at ease come evening time
>>203214122Yes it is the most beautiful place ive ever seen
https://x.com/jadelovesgumi/status/1843440256043102238
>>203214163rest assured I feel that way all the time and that I am quite mentally unwell
Love my cat, me. She's a half-Persian blackie with long fur and big green eyes. We have this little language between us where if I make this "tick tick" sound she knows to follow me for food or to come hang out in my office. She also does this cute thing where if I don't pet her she swipes at me.
Right time to do the laundry then wash my dishes and a bit of hoovering. I can't believe women complained that this was the hard life.
>>203214064I remember on some Outback trip when I was about 6 or 7 we ended up in some real "Wake in Fright" type place in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the nightWe went in to the pub and they were racing cane toads and betting on it lolThey let me race one too but they made me lick it firstFound out later that is actually pretty dangerous to do hahah xoxo
>>203214160Can you tell me what you're talking about
>>203214193its a hard life to tolerate timmy husband, thats what they actually mean
>>203214189She's black only
>>203214189>She's a half-Persian blackie with long fur and big green eyes.my ideal woman that
>>203214170looks beautifulmeans tall nipple in french
>vampires gay people and upper class people>werewolvesworking class people and neonazis>zombieshomeless people, the unemployed, black people >ghosts celebrities, landlords/property owners >demonstrannies
>>203214038ease yourself back to it, baby steps, you good with day to day traveling running errands going to work and shit like that? get yourself right with that shit if not then go from there, preferably without the meds, replace it with something less destructive, like a lolly, like a placebo type deal, every time you step out just pretend one of them cough lozanges are the meds
>>203214204In simple EnglishEnglish politicians fund Shetland independence to enslave Shetlanders
>>203214180mwad how leng jade is*
>>203214226*pill bottle rattle*
>>203214236Right. Why are you talking about shetland?
What’s it like to have people texting you all of the time or wanting to hangoutIs that just a woman thing?
only applied to 1 job today: Greggsalso I don't particularly want to work in Greggs
>>203214249the woman taking this picture is the hottest, you can vaguely see she's probably fit by the window reflection
>>203214256See >>203213983No need to be braindead and disconnect Shetland and Orkney or "the shetlands" and "the Orkneys" as you say
>>203213997How would you get there? The only reason i'd go bush if the police or government were out to get me. The sub-antarctic islands are impossible to hide out there for long.
>>203214264it's tiring and fatiguing i think it's just a bunch of people scared to be themselves
>>203214264Yes that's just a woman thingNo man wants thatMost men mute their group chats
>>203213983Why would you think a thread of Englishmen would know about Scotland and even a rural part?
>>203214288I just post on 4chan to fill that void so it’s not like I’m better; I just don’t have anyone who cares enough
>>203214283just swim
>>203214271Good lad
>>203214306you can be yourself herewithout judgement
I’ve never even seen one vagina in real life. Never touched a breast. Never made out. I sometimes go to the perfume section and just walk around pretending there’s a woman near me that loves me. I’m so sad. I’m 38.
who put 20p in asf
Nairtoil I think it is today lads. Sick of feeling like Chewbacca
My life down I shall lieIf the bogey-man should tryTo play tricks on your sacred mindTo tease, torment, and tantalizeWavering shadows loomA piano plays in an empty roomThere'll be blood on the cleaver tonight
>>203214329Me in 6 years, I have Adultwork bookmarked but am too scared to contact any of the women there
>>203214329ever heard of bambi blacks?
>>203214329How do you go this far without it and not go feral? Even a few months without fucking and I’m thinking of ending it
>>203214329If it's just sex shit just hire a hooker
>>203214329also saw this post in that threadresonated then and it does again now
>>203214281So the councillors are taking money to say they are not satisfied with scottish and british funding. Why will they be enslaved under norwegian ownership?
In New Zealand paki shops are owned by chinese
>>203214388Same here but only up norf
the domain as it were
>>203214197youre lucky you didnt get sick or something, heard of peeps getting paralized doing shit like that, great to hear you've had a taste of the outback, had some really fond memories of jumping into cenotes and such in the middle of the desert.
big awareness month for male rape it seems
you got any toad?
>>203214377Yes and no. They councilors don't care but use it as blackmail to get funds but everything else has been shown to recieve funding each time Scottish independence is brought upThe English oligarchy even made a map claiming all Scottish waters before internst water laws
NEEEEEEEED a peanut butter sarnie
>>203213874>>203213946I feel the same way, where I am living at the moment impacts my behavior and extroversion quite a bit and I expect its the same for you living in a place that makes you feel lonely and small will make you less willing to go out
>>203214421Shame the Leaf flag is so goofy because the Canadian Red Ensign might be the best looking and most Imperial looking Anglo flag
poop smells lol
funny how unliked poo barmer is alreadygonna be a weird coupla years (further unbridled decline of a once great country)
>>203214329>I’m 38.damn just hire a hooker why wait so long
>>203214470for me its peanut butter and boysenberry jam toasties x
putting the P in poo
>>203214495I love the leaf flag but the Canadian ensign is indeed kino
>>203214466I don't get why they are enslaved
So why the heck didn't they build a better bridge???
Business idea: That Treaty Spain and Portugal had for dividing up the world between them, except Australia and New Zealand
>>203214230>you good with day to day traveling running errands going to work and shit like that?Nope. I walk everywhere now. Haven't been in a car in months.
>>203214538lack of brainpower
>>203214538Spaino carrying the thread
>>203214538faked for views
>>203214538all her pots and washing basins goneshe will never financially recover from this
>>203214501this is where the country was post-Iraq but pre-David Cameron, utter contempt for Blair and his government but couldn't stomach voting Tory either, just general political apathy and populist rising (which is why pro-Iraqi voices like Galloway and pro-White voices like the BNP were surging)Took Blair 6 years to get to that point, took Starmer a couple of months
I've not had sex since the 26th September 2024. Nearly 2 weeks and i'm going mental.
Liverpool, Australia
>>203214590poor sod
>>203214541you want Aus and NZ to be ruled by Spain and Portugal?(I know this isn't what you meant)
>>203214538thats really sad, that was probably 3 months worth of food for her family washed away
Remember that scene in 28 days later where the soldiers that rescue the survivors go mad because they haven't had sex in 28 days?
so what car do you lot drive?
>>203214605I want New Zealand to stop existing and for the South Island to be an independent nation
david lammy needs to be PM NOW
>>203214564were you in an accident or something? why all of a sudden you cant ride cars, public transport or planes?
>>203214668subie outback
>>203213654can't park there
I shave every day. I shave my mustache twice a week.
What’s Britain giving away next? The Falklands? Bermuda? Gibraltar?
Doing a fortnite danceDon't ask whyDon't ask questions
>>2032146681997 toyota sienna thinking about selling it though, might get a RAV4 Prime. or a Cadillac Lyriq if I'm feeling particularly wealthy
Prime Minister Cole Palmer
>>203214249>>203214277corrrrrr
Just found out a minimum $9.5 billion gold deposit was found in NZ but some woman on the council in the area is blocking it from being extracted because a species of frog lives in the area
there's so many pretty girls outside it's crazy
more of a ford freestyle man myself
does anyone actually know why the american economy became so good
>>203214769They're called Maori
>>203214769You’re like the bad guy in Avatar
Lunchtime runtoil complete, saw some fitties out in their leggings
>>203214723I dont like those false eyelashes
>>203214769Would be a woman, wouldn't it. Eh? Eh lads??? EH
>>203214329great now im sad too
>>203214769gooddon't need more goldworthless stuff compared to frogs
>>203214668
>>203214771what are they doing outside?
nap time
>>203214769based lady >>203214741terry davis is that you?
>>203214778Deport the gays
>>203214780Here’s your autumn reading
wish i were a pretty girl so i could get drunk and kiss other girls before going out and finding a man to fuck me sigh too bad i'm a tall rich hairy shagger man instead
>>203214637I PROMISED MY MEN WOMEN
>>203214771liar
>>203214834>wish i were a pretty girlI think about this almost every day
you should be married by the time you're 30 at least engaged
>>2032143292/3rds of japanese men have zero romantic or sexual experiencesit's not as uncommon as you think
Being a woman is better in almost every way EXCEPT they have to suffer the degradation of being fucked by men. AND THEY LIKE IT
>>203214878why?
>>203214787The humans are the good guys in Avatar
https://old.reddit.com/r/CrusaderKings/comments/1fz72dd/a_norse_child_of_my_dynasty_decided_to_pack_his/This n*gga be the lad who says he might move to China
>>203214893to fight woke
nothing says>tall rich shagger manthan ranting on brit 24/7 about "personalities"
https://youtu.be/mR9WJSX9pnU
Ge those 2/3rds of Japanese men onto the vaginacoaster
>>203214893because you're a fully grown adult man
When you wear clothes, then your body doesn't get sun and since it doesn't get sun it should ideally be pale skinned because that's what skin should be when it doesn't have sun so there's no advantage to it being brown.
am i japanese
>>203214931dont know
>>203214889more emotionalon average dumber, let's be honestperiods every month cause physical, mental and emotional instability. EVERY MONTHhave to deal with unwanted attention all the time
>>203214924yeah?
was gonna buy a smartwatch but then I saw a banker guy wearing a very nice watch and now I want that instead
>>203214950ok
Suomi.
>>203214939>more emotionalI don't believe this >on average dumber, let's be honestI do believe this. and I think its what causes them to be more emotional. women have smaller brains, significantly less gray matter in their brains >have to deal with unwanted attention all the timeI don't think this has been a problem for women in decades. men have zero drive to talk to women in public anymore considering how fucking toxic they are now
>>203214902how?>>203214919dont see what one thing has to do with the other
>>203214986because woke says you shouldnt have children
>>203214824If I were a rich NEET I would love to just chill out and read books all day.But as a poor NEET with the threat of starving to death looming, I cannot get comfy enough to read (anything besides 4,000 4chan posts a day I mean).
>>203214924When I post my body online people like it pale because they want to make red handprints where they spank it
>>203214964
I'm genuinely an awkard incel rorke and my best mate I live with is a bisexual leftypollian shagger
>>203214985>I don't believe women are more emotional>I believe they are dumber, which makes them more emotionalYou really are a fucking stupid cunt
>>203215018the lads
>>203215001yeah but you dont need to be married to have children
>>203215020ever shag him up the arse
Im never wanted to be an incel but facts are facts, women are damaged retards and if you take love/sex/attraction out of the equation they're really obnoxious freaks that in my humble view should be arrested
>>203214985also left out weaker, any man could overpower and rape you at any momenthave to go through pregnancy (be careful for 9 months no boozing smoking anything) AND all the while the looming of going through the pain of childbirth creeps up on youafter giving birth your fanny is wreckedbeing a woman is a bit grim tbqh
>>203215037oh, you're a woke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu9hC5MokCAyankbergs are getting their picture next to the stormodd
leftymong deploying stochastic rhetoric is normalise wokism
Tatebros im starting to think the matrix has won
>>203215073Comfy
How I Stole Johnny Depp's Alien Girlfriend by Gary Ghislain
Just did 10 press ups followed by 10 press ups followed by 9 press ups
>oh, you're a woke
>>203215086another rape charge?
>>203215039struggling to disagree with this
>>203215073
>>203215113That's nice dear
Another day, another diarrhea There's simply no end in sight
just got the ick watching my grandma eat a mango
>>203215039>that in my humble view should be arrestedthey are like children its that simple they should be put in facilities where they can be supervised and given the love they deserve
Runny runny runnyUpset tummyIt's a chocolate swirl
>>203215177ktim
>>203215177Dont like this post
>>203215157maybe try changing your diet
>>203214924could do with a tan me x
>>203215129
>>203215208ohhh twinkyboy x
It is insane how many women are in the US military. Even the marines.
total woman deathcurbstomp womenroundhouse kick womensuplex women in to the concretefed women to alligatorsthrow women in to the shark tankthrow sand in the eyes of womenspit in the food of every woman's mealrape womenmock and ridicule women
grandma just left the stove on, entire fucking living room smells like gas now perfect. just what we need on the day of the storm
>>203215158Knew you were some sort of wog
>>203214961It looked like this one white face blue circles blue strap very nice
women think getting fat is something that just happens to them and not something they have control over
Humans are the naked mole rats of apes.
>>203215241Imagine the smell.
>>203215269kek true
might have a cheeky wank
>>203215241why does their face look like that
>>203214541
>>203215222xo
>>203215310neanderthal children
/brit/ has too many twinksneed more rugged men in here not cock munchers
bought some antidepressants from ye olde turkish online pharmacy but they're not doing muchI will take 2 tomorrow to see if that makes a difference
Um, okay. Maybe I can find a used one
Yankbergs have premium slop on offer and they think they sufferMeanwhile we have to survive on McDonalds alone
>>203215273dont know what this means
W>>203215366Not really worth it is it
>>203215371do'nt remember the last time i had wendys but there is one near me i should go get some
>>203215241>As she wrote the book, she found it was easy to share her story of redemption: “Falling in love with Matthew and getting married to him. The hardest part in writing my book was going to the hardest places of abuse when I was sexually molested by my father. It was so hard to write down and put to words what really happened. When I tried to leave it out, I found that leaving it a secret was going backwards and that I need to bring the abuse to the surface so the powerful part of the redemption and the restoration in the story (would be evident.)”>In the book, Elishaba describes physical and sexual abuse that began when she was a baby and became all-encompassing as she grew into a teenager. She also writes about her escape, family background, and many different aspects of her unique life in the wilderness.Why when you look into these "based trad" pictures is it always incest, child abuse and criminality?
>>203215371This would all cost 30 quid here
>>203215371There are Wendy's in the UK All those yank sloppers are trying to open here too
>>203215371I enjoyed the fake hand to make the burger look larger.
>>203215348Need sexy muscular hairy /brit/ dads but all there are is fat unconfident frustrated little angry worms
The UK should become a US state.There isn't a single disadvantage.
taco bell is absolutely disgusting lowest tier of goyslop you can imagine. do not go in one. its at least £35 for RANCID microwaveable mince SLOP rolled up in to a DISGUSTING wrap
>>203215442there are lads constantly talking about gymtoil here but never see anyone hench post a pic
>>203215348it really is /brit/twinks/ x
>>203215446Errr no thanks xx
>>203215400Guy sounded weird before he got trad anyway
in about 12 hours Florida will no longer exist
>>203215453Used to buy like 20 of their tacos at a time for relatively cheap
>>203215511they've already downgraded it to category 4. pack it in boys there will be no kino tonight. nothing will top hurricane harvey back in '17
>>203215475>never see anyone hench post a picbecause pic related
>>203215511This but IsraelInshallah
>>203215446just push for anglosphere mate it's that simple put the UK on the right track
Who are you, a God?No. I am awake.
>>203215504People that do drastic life changes like live in the wilderness usually are a bit weird so bad sample size
>>203215568reposting the top twitter posts of the week on /brit/
>>203215446the whole world should become us states.
>>203215585
>>203215446>isn't a single disadvantagewe'd be a deep Blue state and would have a Democrat governor, Democrat senators, and unfortunately because of our large population we would have a significant amount of votes in the Electoral College meaning every single American election after the admission of our State would be a Democrat victory which would then be used to destroy the Constitution and get rid of American gun laws, bring back federal abortion laws, strip free speech apart, enact hate crime lawsWe would be helping America become more British and Orwellian, and we would adopt the worst vices of American culture and become more consumerist, nig-obsessed, and the high value of the dollar as well as American companies coming in would make London and all of our cities unaffordable, we would be priced out by Americans moving from out of state
>>203215379Yes mate
>>203215545>they've already downgraded it to category 4.No they didn't
>>203215598imagine knowing these people in real life. imagine if this was your sister or something.
>>203215603>nig-obsessedYou unironically couldn’t because you’ve surpassed us
>>203215568is it on purpose? like when trump does the rough handshake?
>>203215614yes they did you little cunt you want to fight about it?
>>203215598https://x.com/youth_demand/status/1843978023311437955The skinny fat virgin protester
what's the most cringeworthy thing a family member can do
>>203215551I am demoralised. Russia must win.
>>203215638Brit nig obsession is insane but it's another level in America, watching American commercials, music videos, daytime TV is like a fever dream of black idolatry, which is saying a lot coming from Britain
>>203215313Holy based
>>203215642Bodied that doomer freak
>>203215660adopt a wog baby and bring it around to pretend it fits in
>>203215642Wrong.
>>203215313>sri wanka
>>203215660get exposed as a paedo
>>203215603>>203215638>>203215682there's nothing wrong with loving black anglos
Didn’t a hurricane destroy New Jersey back in the day
it's weird that tough love doesn't work on womenyou need to encourage them a lot and shower them with praise many don't have much self esteem and believe they are useless
me and my brother has sat down to mumberg and told her in no uncertain terms that she is to never bring back a wog to the house since her husband passed
>>203215313i cry every night
Why is Rorke so obsessed with this hurricane loljgywm
fucking get it made you cunt
>>203215724That’s a bit worse than cringe no?
i shant be making a thing
>>203215784because the british news are shilling it hard for some unknown reason
>>203215808Indeed. I don’t lift a finger anymore.
>>203215797you're rightbecome a trannard then, that's peak cringe
new>>203215835>>203215835>>203215835
>>203212073
If you visited cuba you can't go to USA on an ESTA guys. just letting you know
>>203215766WE'RE NOT THE BUDDHA WE HAVE OUR OWN PRACTICE AND OWN JOURNEY. THE PATH TO NIRVANA IS OF YOUR OWN MAKING
only a matter of time before the french nonce starts to develop a personality on here
>>203215843I will do no such thing
>>203213800yes like aaahhh um fuck uhh