frog and toad edition>>203233910previous
this thread is too early
spookyweeny
Early threads are soooo bad
>>203238634stfu already
>>203238611it was one post early give me a break im hungry
MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME
>>203238634hans, i invite you to suck last night's dinner out of my ass.
>>203238647what a coincidence. my dinner is almost ready
>>203238643Making earlies is soooo against the rules>>203238654*slurp* yum the corn was only half digested
>>203238661i'm making spaghetti and garlic bread and a salad one anon said that the other day and it sounded good my stomach is really upset today so i hope this isn't a mistake but bye
NOT ON MY WATCHNO SIR
paul blart: mall cop
lower. your. tone.
>>203238711ummmm. this post is off topic. could you take it to /tv/, please? i would hate for you to get reported for off topic posts
Why the fuck is the MGS collection for the ps5 60 fucking dollars? I've bought this exact collection twice already. Once for ps2 and once for ps4. It's still only the first 3 games too. Maybe if it had 4 and 5 too I'd consider it.
>>203238732*speaks in a lowered voice*nigger
I envy this guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g11j52qj0mk
Elon musk is giving away 45 bucks if you vote for trump or something Get that money
>>203238723is he eating a croissant lmao
>>203238740notice that logo in the lower right?
i wish i was american and could buy old military weapons.
>>203238723>>203238769quaso
'ate dems'ate reps'ate libs'ate greenssimple as
>>203238797>>203238759Gosh those shooty bang bangs are so friggin cool!
>>203238732lol we had the same progression.
closed my hurricane shutters
Is it already /happening/ floridabros?
>>203238829Yes, it's much better to be killed in mexico for looking at someone bad...
>>203238797damn. that's too bad. ask a carty boy to get you one
>>203238864it just made landfall a few minutes ago
>a german is anti-gunno surprise that they are killed by muslims with knives
All I want in life is a busty brunette wife, a modest brick house, and like 80k a year. Why is this so hard?
>>203238864it's never been more ogre than it is at this very moment.
>>203238732easy as hell. act like you've been there before lil bro
How did someone drown in Mexico from the hurricane? It made landfall in both Florida and Mexico?
>>203238864yeah i guess it's beginning in earnest now. the power is out
>>203238969yucatan peninsula
>>203238969it got decently (but not very) close to the yucatan. if you drowned from that it was purely from stupidity and not much influence from the hurricane.
Does orange juice go bad? I've had this shit for like a month
>>203239012No it lasts forever Yes it goes bad
>>203239012should be fine unless you drank directly from it
jews aren't orange.
This bussy is orange
>>203238977hang in there brother
>>203239076Fuck u
It's over for this guy
What about gaza
>>203238987>>203238992So flash flooding. RIP
>>203239047Orange juice 100% concentrated
Wilson! Lo Siento!
>>203239100Live free or die
Nietzsche without his big mustache
>german guns:/>israeli guns:)
>>203239090chupa mi verga pendejo era penal
>>203239184Am Yisrael Chai
Israel, Palestine, penis, and vagina
YISRAEL JAI HO
>>203239105I could be paid to care, but it would have to be a lot
>>203238591There was a little used bookstore I recently went to with the BF and they had frog and toad books but he had never read them, shame tbqh
>>203238736sorry, i meant to say>do you watch paul blart: mall cop in your cunt?
Amazing. Finland invented phone that glows in the dark!
janny have you forsaken me
imagining a timeline where I grabbed 2 caramellos at the convenience store instead of 1they're so good
>>203239274Finland is a VERY good country
My new jewess co-worker has a sharp rat face, but in a hot way some how. Skinny with big tits. I will make her my wife
dogberg courageously braving the 'cane to take a /brit/ in the yard
Mad how these Americans btfo the Royal Army yet rain btfo them. By the transitive property of btfo, Britain can't handle rain.
>>203239338
It's clear and sunny where I am
>>203239370Perro caca
>>203239365It's rain and tornadoes. From what I'm watching most Floridians died from the tornadoes and car crashes
I hope CHICANO raids this thread
We need more posts
>>203239434which one
>>203239439too busy making dinner and wishing for florida to sink into the sea.
The Chicago mayor is attending a football game in London in order to attract businesses to Chicago.
Don't feel like studying tonight
Which hurricane livestream are you all watching
>>203239441The one who's name is CHICANO
>>203239473I have to because I'm meeting with my thesis advisor tomorrow
>>203239446wtf why
Mad how tiny it is
>>203239492Are you going to have sex?
>>203239494because it's dinnertime.
The one who is known... as CHICANO *thunder roaring behind me*
>>203239500Why would I have sex with a middle aged man?
Is it ever going to be cool to be smart againNot to sound like a pseud or anything but I am getting kind of sick of the whole "dumb thing = CHAD" thing
I hope the hurricane causes some rain tomorrow
La luz extinguidou
>giving a fuck about namefaggotsshameful
>>203239522Anti-intellectualism is on the rise for the foreseeable future
>>203239518Ask all those MeToo women
>>203239518To get an A+
>>203239533You're a namefag too THOUGH???????!
>>203239499tbqh it's annoying how many pieces of artwork are so small. my local dealer has some nice pieces but it's like $3000 for a piece that isn't even the size of a sheet of printer paper. and i'm like, no way jose! i could just print something off the internet and laminate it for the same price.
LET'S SETTLE THIS RN IS IT BETTER TO SHOW UP TO WORK JUST HAVE COOMED WITH FISH DICK???OR SHOW UP TO WORK COMPLETELY WASTED COMPLETELY SLOSHED?
>>203239533the only namefag i care about is Anonymous. i hope he's doing well. he's been posting some real schizoshit lately.
>>203239585>COOMED WITH FISH DICK???I'm glad you typed this I thought I was the only one who smelled like fish after they coom
>>203239601You touched me :)
I don't understand what makes a budget airline any different than a regular airline. It's all around the same price and they're all equally shitty
>>203239585 i think you are drunk anon. please seek professional help.
Grateful to live in a part of the world where the worst storms I get are blizzards, which are actually pretty comfy so long as you're not caught on the road during them
>>203239645*freezes to death*
life is so mid
in a sleepless night i extend my hand to the good people of the /cum/gen
Not gonna eat today
Btw: tamal = singular, tamalES = plural, Tamale = not a word that exists in spanish.Thsnks
>>203239686I extend my hand to the king
>>203239693
Self harm
>>203239665Maybe dumb people, but I have a genny, wood stove, and weeks of food in my house.
>>203239763What state
>>203239693what does it mean when juan serves me a hot plate of tamales then senior?
Freezing to death is pretty hard to do assuming you aren't homeless or lost in the wilderness
>>203239790It means he loves you
>>203239805How would you know
>>203239775New York
I'm based
>>203239830I have been in a house with no heat during the coldest months of Winter for several days
>>203239850poor thing
>>203239850No you didn't
>>203239850yeah right.
Infected anus pus
Might drink a vodka soda and bake bread
Drove on this bridge last week, very strange feeling not being able to see the horizon on a bridge.
>>203239880Uh huh
>>203239858It wasn't even bad, that's what I'm saying>>203239865>>203239869>it's impossible to have a power outage or broken heater in Canada during the winterhuh?
>>203239924You lie like a dog
it's time
Canada is a cold country filled with many Canadians
>>203239900I learned about this bridge from a James Bond vidya
>>203239934
>>203239933but I did eat breakfast
>>203239934Mysterious post
I'm becoming a man child soyboy and that's okay
>>203240002>I'm fat and gay but thats actually okay because....IT JUST IS ALRIGHT?????
Why couldn't sexual dimorphism go the other way bros? I NEED an 8ft tall wife who could kill me with her bare hands.
>>203240012Im not fat or gay however
Anybody here on roids? I've been thinking about it a lot lately
Florida is FUCKED
>>203240019yeah i got arthritis. whats up
>>203240014if you were an insect or reptile perhaps. Mammals usually have larger males if they have dimorphism
>>203240014Nordic women looked like that before they were selected for slimness and beauty
>>203240025This bussy is fucked
>>203240032If that's what it takes, so be it.I dated a girl 4 inches taller than me, and 30lbs heavier and I've been chasing that high ever since.
>>203240019Take a step back and realize that roiding is not worth it I know you are eager to get big like the YouTube stars you look up to but it's shrimply not worth it. Say no to drugs
>>203240060I'm old and don't watch shit like that lol
>>203240025I'm in Florida and I'm not fucked
>>203240049>I dated a girl 4 inches taller than me, and 30lbs heavier and I've been chasing that high ever sincebefore I can decide based or cringe I need to know your height
>>203240074How old are you? If you are working out for health reasons you don't need roads unless you are trying to impress women
Alright bros i just ate a shit ton of home made budder on some cakeTime for leg day
>>203240088I'm barely 5 feet tall
>>203240089I'm not working out for health reasons and i wish all humans would ignore me at all timesI just want to get swole
doing clock tower rngetting my qp up while u sit here getting ur goofy up
my buttcrack hair grows alarmingly long
>>203240019no but I've been preparing for my first cycle for 3 years and will be soon
NIGGA ION GIVE A FUUUUUCKKKKK
>>203240107Old man the only thing you will get swole is your prostate time to give up and die already
>>203240129Are you going just test for a first cycle?
>>203240142test and hcg on cyclenolva pct
>>203240074if you're actually old get a doctor to hook you up with TRT and then work your way up from there
>>203240088I am 5'7. She liked me because I was funny. She had to move away for schools though, so the relationship had an end date. I should see what she's up to nowadays.
>>203240161I got tested and was like 680. I don't think they'd give me the sauce
>>203238591>>203238591They're saying some little old ladies died because of a tornado :\
>>203240175Probably higher than me and I'm in my early 20s
>>203240184unhorsed
Does anyone have the screencap of that /fit/post about the protein fasting diet thing that anon said had an effect on his psyche?
>>203240244The isoluecine restriction thing I've been seeing people post about?
>>203240175bummer, it's mad gay how they'll throw hormones at trannies but you have to jump through hoops to get them as a dude
>I wanted to be part of something>I've got nothing but time>So the future is mine>(Advice to heed)-Metric
>>203240257There are dozens of sites to get roids. Thats the easy partI don't care about my test levels really, i just want to become a monster
>>203240105grim if true>>203240163alright you're on the edge but I'll say based, I dated a girl an inch taller than me before too. It's a great feel tbqh
>>203240281have you done any research on gear at all?
>>203240281well if you want to do it without dying a slow miserable death due to side effects you should start doing research nowit's very easy to fuck your shit up tremendously with roids so make sure you do it right
There is no difference between roidtrannies and regular trannies both use chemicals to alter their bodies because of mental illness and insecurity
>>203238591https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIjyt8FbXfo
>>203240305Not much>>203240312 i was planning on it
>>203240319CT MENTIONED (kind of)
>>203240324just an fyi that you're gonna destroy your body if you just start pinning shit randomly
>>203240324if you're looking for a place to start i recommend moreplatesmoredates, he does great videos on roids and roid related topics and goes decently in-depth/fit/ also has a roids general iirc, but i haven't been on that board in years
Why are Indian people so rude?
>>203240317So tru
prayin 4 flo ridanot the state but the musicianhis music is ass
>>203240317I just want to become the true me and that is a muscle monster
>>203240378https://youtu.be/1rXC2JJyHiw
>>203240367You would be rude too if you were born Indian
>>203240379do you even lift or are you just under the impression that test will turn you into an olympian?
grrr!!! roar!!!!
>>203240398I've been lifting on and off for 16 years
>>203240403moo deng can blow mefuckin dramatic ass niggajust go eat some foliage or sum shit
>>203240403look at that chonk
>>203240420do you look like you've been lifting for 16 years?if the answer is no then I promise that steroids aren't going to help
>>203240451is this game of thrones? i don't recognize this reference.
>>203240451lol
>>203240433I look like a powerlifter. I'm fat and pretty bigI want to roid so i can look huge without being fat
>>203240403hi moo deng
>>203240463Yea it's the battle of the bastards
>>203240451
im back
>>203240475roiding while fat will just make you fatter with water weightyou don't start a cycle with high bodyfatlose weight and learn about the stuff you're going to put in your bodyactually learn, don't just get numbers, learn how to check your gear, learn what to do when a pin goes wrong, learn how to read blood charts in detail, etcnot to be rude but you sound very foolhardy and that's dangerous with any drugs
>>203240478>>203240496so chonky its unreal
i dreamed i commited a hate crime against a swede. i kept calling him a swedish dog and i broke his pelvis. after that i spit in his hair. what Is the meaning of this dream? the jury sentenced me to one year of jailtime
The recent wealth tax increase in Norway was expected to bring an additional $146M in yearly tax revenue.Instead, individuals worth $54B left the country, leading to a lost $594M in yearly wealth tax revenue.A net decrease of $448M+
>>203240525>and i broke his pelviswhat
For one million dollars would you stay in my shed (with wooden doors) for 15 minutes while I pump diesel exhaust into it?
>>203240525you did nothing wrong
>>203240539i broke his pelvis. the poor swede was screaming
Call something stupid based to piss someone off
florida brossss. how we hanging?
>>203240522I'm in the process of losing weight currently. I figured after 6 more months I'll have the time to research and decide whether or not I'm going to do it. Just because I'm shitposting a little doesn't mean I'm going to go straight into grams of gear
>>203240573off trees!
>>203240505welcome back what were ya doin
>>203240573
might watch columbo o algo
>>203240585that's what im watching right now
>>203240582at least tampa was spared. storm surge will be painful
>>203240575no but your perception of steroids still seems skewed and it's a permanent decision, you cannot undo steroidslooking huge is still going to take a lot of time and effort even with gear and you have the added bonus of having to be even more conscious of your health/diet/etc
>>203240573i want to goon but i'm afraid a tree will crush me mid goon and i'll be found dead with my dick out
>>203240603If i can live like 5-6 years that would probably give me the time to build the mass needed to die happyThe flame that burns twice as bright and that
>>203240578was watching two weeks notice
>>203240640cute
New Yorker cartoon, most of you won't even get it
55 qp get banded up rn
>>203240666idgi
>>203240666Is that a reference to friday I'm in love by the cure?
>>203240666i get it
>>203240666?
>>203240666>>203240675>>203240678>>203240679>>203240680It's a joke about Labour Day.
>>203240666nvm i got it
>>203240685Clever
>>203240685i know
>>203240703no you didn't
>>203240666This is so FUCKING clever I literally can't handle it
>>203240703I'm at the top of my fucking roof typing this. Below me there's only fucking water. I'm voting for Trump. Fuck you.
>>203240723how could i be american and not know when labor day is?
ill be back later
hello
>>203240728how will u voteif ur ded
serbian word for dick is kurac and serbian word for big dick is kurčina
gonna go lose a chess match brb.
>>203240759hello
Am I too late to Moo deng post?
>>203240768have you considered winning your chess matches?
>>203240771Do you like Star Trek: Enterprise?
What's the point of doing romances in BG3 when I can just take off their clothes and see their tits as soon as they join the party?
>>203240783too late already lost.
>>203240783I don't fucking know where in the fuck are you from motherfucking bitch?
>>203240786this post is emblematic of our times
>>203240783>>203240795also, i care less about winning and more about playing outside of theory. if winning was all that mattered i'd play the most boring braindead rote memorization positions possible.
huh I figured shitposting would be genetic
>>203240807I'm from WY
>>203240778dont do that
>>203240834Do what?
>>203240830unlucky
>>203240830WY oh WY would you be from WYoming?although fr fr that seems like a shitty place to live if you aren't a billionaire.
Most people don't know this but Enterprise is actually the best Star Trek series. It filtered many plebs.
>>203240859is that the boomer one
>>203240859that's why it was cancelled I guess
I've never watched>star wars>star trek>harry potternot out of contrarianism I've simply never really wanted tothe most I've seen of any is bits of harry potters on TV years ago
>>203240877harry potter in the theatre was cringeharry potter on abc family during christmastime was kino
>>203240869It ran from 2001 - 2005.
>>203240877I've seen the first 6 star wars but nothing else
>>203240760I'm alive fucking dumbass. It's fucking 8 inches. 8 fucking inches. You know what 8 fucking inches fucking are you fucking dick???
>>203240914about 1.9 times my dick
>>203240914>You know what 8 fucking inches fucking are you fucking dick???Smaller than M U H D I C K
>>203240877me neither. i can't stand that sci-fi shit
>>203240859Agree with the general sentiment but it wasn't the best because they kept changing the focus of the show
those aren't sci-fi this is sci-fi
>>203240935So much this. I much rather watch Serbian Basketball or hot blonde and blue eyed Serbian stripping.
too much melodrama in star trek. i don't really care how characters resolve political tension with one another.
>>203240962this is like the opposite of Star Kek thoughbeit
can not watch brain rotting youtube videos because the hurricane knocked out the power so i have to use mobile data AND the barometric pressure is giving me a headache. going to bed early pray for me
>>2032409144 inches is average
>>203240954never heard of itwhich means its cringeCRINGElol lmao gross
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdiQhMPt1Zothis is what star trek is all about
Read anything good lately?
>>203240877doesn't matter if you wanted to, your parents would have showed you Star Wars if you are really an American.
>>203241038Star trek fan novels and crossover with the chewbaca family
Hamas are some bad dudes
>>203241042sorry my parents weren't nerds
hurry up and turn yellow, stupid bananas. i want to make banana pudding.
>>203241057doesn't matter. my dad was literally in a biker gang when he was in his 20's.
Star Trek TNG was kino as fuck. I think my favourite episode(s) was the arc where they got stuck in the Holodeck and went back in time and met Mark Twain.
>>203241073sorry my parents weren't white trash either?I don't know what you're trying to prove
>>203241075for me it was the Romulan defector episode
>>203241075Ship in a bottle was a great episode tooHolodeck kino with Moriarty
thread is deadso let me tell you why the french defense is superiorit...it...it just is, alright!?
>>203241075Uncommon favourite, nice
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simbari_people
>>203241142boomers used to be so damn cutewhat happeneddamn shame
>>203241160>homosexuals will see tribes doing this and say it proves they aren't weird
Season 3 of Enterprise where they go into the Expanse to find the Xindi is particularly kinographic.
>>203241167they were babby's in 1958
never seen star trek, but i loved the movie green room (starring patrick stewart)
>>203241210Patrick Stewart says the N word in that movie
>>203241197So you don't like the first few seasons focused on Exploration a la TOS?
Guess im not getting papa johns this week
>>203241225Yes of course but season is better.
>>203241238>he didn't get enough good boy pointslel
>>203241245season 3
>>203240849why did they do this to her
>>203241238be the change you wish to see in the world. it starts with you, and a meat-lovers supreme.
>>203240778this is disturbing
>>203241286>>203241286>>203241286
310
>>203241317you were actually 311 but i appreciate the effort.
