contemplative edition>>203238591previous
life aint shit but a fat vagina
>>203241286>wait 300 seconds to post new>get captcha>sorry you entered it wrong and must wait another 300 secondsI guess I'm never making a new again
/deutsch/ OP got me feelin a certain way
whenever i use msg to cook asian food i get the shivers and cannot sleep.
>>203241352he's got the ultimate case of gamer neck
>>203241351it's gone, you can stop being a coomer
>>203241320this has never happened to me once i don't know what you guys are talking about with the timer
Currently consulting Penjamin (nic) and Penjamin (420).
>>203241286The homeless crackhead won't shut the fuck upGod I hate homeless drug addicts. I have no sympathy for them
>>203241373not all of us are jannies or have a pass, hiroshima deems we must suffer as a result
florida? more like BOREida lol.anyways they won't exist in the morning so i'm morally in the clear.
>>203241372>having a sex drive is LE BAD
>>203241378that's what im doing right now as well you get it
currently looking at big tits on google
God is punishing Florida for its sins.
>>203241389i don't have a pass and i'm not a janny
Just got paid $80 in cash for dog sitting.What should I do with this money?
>>203241393it objectively is when you waste on COOOMING instead of nutting balls deep into the woman
>>203241425get a tasty treat and get a new pair of shoes
>>203241373It's happened to me a few times, but idk what's going on to cause these anons to get it every day.
>>203241416Exactly the kinda things a passholder or janny would say
>>203241435I think I'm going to spend it all on weed and alcohol
>>203241425Gamble obviously(up $1810 in case anyone was wondering)
>>203241452Weed is illegal in your country THOUGH.
>>203241452whatever floats your boat
>>203241465I live in California>>203241471Don't worry I'm a responsible user. Probably won't actually buy the weed until after Chrismas when I get a little break
in any case, my detoilet tigers are winning the world series
>>203241507What about the Lions
>>203241513they play football, they can't win the world series.
Kek I know a hardcore feminist who thinks men nowadays suck because they are too feminine and non chivalrous. Does anyone else realize how ironic this is?
>>203241522But will they win the super bowl?I know the answer is no, but I'm asking anyway
>mfw DA BEARS win da Worlds Eries!
>>203241502Just know that you're breaking the law (federally) and that cannabis possession is still a multi-decade prison sentence. The feds could use that as an excuse to memoryhole your ass in a FEMA camp.
>>203241537he looks so happy
>>203241532they will get to the wildcard then win their first round then lose in the next roundso it is written so it shall be
>>203241526Western foids seem to be entirely rejecting the previous feminist paradigm and moving onto some new weird thing like you described
>>203241545Just like my Ravens
>>203241544When chimps look happy it really means they're pissed the fuck off.
>Just know that you're breaking the law (federally) and that cannabis possession is still a multi-decade prison sentence. The feds could use that as an excuse to memoryhole your ass in a FEMA camp.
>>203241541Call the police
FEMA is broke
>>203241544he's happy because DA BEARS are gonna win the Superb Owl
>>203241551w content.l brain.
>>203241551idiots>>203241563i really dislike chimps, they look really evil and malicious to methey should be protected from poaching and preserved and stuff of course, but i just don't like them personally
>>203241526her biology and her programming are at odds
FEMA's primary purpose is to protect the presidential line of succession in the case of a nuclear war.
gonna go play a level of kirby then come backfloridacucks dont die until i get back
>>203241578
>>203241595>i really dislike chimps, they look really evil and malicious to meDo I detect some racial undertones here? I didn't know you of all posters were like that...
>>203241617you said that not me
Bros the edibles are hitting fucking hard as i finished squattingI feel spinny
This is >mfw da bears DON'T win the suberb owlbtw
>>203241606Picrel. >>203241649Nice. Enjoy anon. How many milligrams did you take?
>>203241649sit down and have a glass of water
>>203241649>spinnySpinster mentioned, everyone take a shot
drinking milk
>>203241659>How many milligrams did you take?Idk i made my own budder from the trim of the plants i just harvested. I took way too much
>>203241668shut up nigga
Oh boy
bitch niggas
>>203241686Uncalled for
going for an incelwalk
>>203241669njoy
>>203241682Oh word. Maybe eat some food, and defo drink some water or milk.
>>203241682it's gonna be alright anongrab you some drinks and some snacks and go wherever you're most comfortable and just try to enjoy it
Thinking about getting a pet tarantula
>>203241714let us know what you see
>>203241720>>203241725I'm at the gym. I have water but no foodI don't think I'm peaked. Getting home will be fun
Weed + caffeine is probably the most fun combination.
>>203241729when they get threatened they rub their legs together and put spiky venomous hairs in your skin it's disturbing
>>203241729y tho
>>203241715
>>203241740In situations like this I really enjoy dancing home as I listen to music.
>>203241286cade
>>203241740how are you getting home? driving isn't ideal obviously
>>203241753that's only new world tarantulas that do that
saw this nerd walking around by himself with horrible posture
ate way too muchandI'm really tired
>>203241768Don't worry mr federal agent I'll call a cab ;) (winkyface)
>>203241615alright i finished my kirby levelwho died
the only things i use my phone for are the alarm clock, the notes app, and 4chan/youtube. sadly i have no friends or family who care to keep contact either. i could snap this thing in half and my life wouldnt change much. feeling ghostlike.
>>203241782INCELWALK IN THE WILDNO WAY DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
2 hours till milton hits florida and i still dont see any rain where i live what a nothing burger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCFUk4f3zXw
>>203241762the folded pondering hands of evil
>>203241829how often do you leave the house? do you work ?
>>203241841Nothing ever happens
>>203241841I thought it was supposed to hit at 7am
>>203241860its suppose to hit at 2am and be out of florida by 2pm
>>203241857nah im a neet, obviously working would help that but coworkers contacting you isnt the same as a friend. didnt mean to sound like im complaining about my life, i was just surprised at the realization of the phone not providing much value in my life.
>>203241851aphids look so cute
>>203241841didnt it already make landfall a few hours ago?
>>203241914no
>>203241905meh, i know a few people that do things with their current and former coworkers as friends, it's not impossible. but feeling invisible as you describe definitely sucks hope everything's okay otherwise anon
>>203241841it has already hit.
>>203241914nvm i guess it did dumbass weather report told me it would hit at 2am this hurricane is an even bigger nothing burger now
>>203241914Does landfall mean when the outer parts of the hurricane reach land, or when the eye passes over the coast
>>203241953the latter.
Wow look it's a spaceship
Imagine the smell…https://youtu.be/yCgKyGGVOZQ
>>203241948I bet every moron talking about how it would wipe florida off the map feels stupid now
>>203241976I think people underestimate how big florida is and how easily do hurricanes weaken over land.
>>203241976The media get paid to be happeningfags and overhype everything to get attention, so people will watch more ads. The morons are the people who get sucked into it, day after dayThere are some somewhat similar incentives in govt, with the overhyping of storms helping to get people to freak out about climate change, and maybe swing dumb undecideds
Wouldn't mind a cute daughter but what are sons good for? The future is female.
>>203241988Yeah, it’ll only even be ‘cane-force for a tiny portion of the state
is the "finn" mousenonce with a vpn?
>>203241976in their defense the hurricane was scheduled as a cat5 but dropped to a cat3 before making landfall
The suture is shemale
>>203242012already downgraded to cat 2
Why did they stop making Deloreans? I want one
>>203241938back at my old deli job i would do small things with coworkers like smoke cigarettes or hitch rides but never full on hangouts. i have a hard time making lasting connections cause of autism. things are good though.
>>203242043Because not enough people wanted one for them to stay in business
>>203242059That's doodoo they even had a cool movie about it
been relistening to a ton of black metal albums cause its fall. already went through the Darkthrone trilogy and I'm working through Burzums discog too, next on the list is probably digging deeper into Paysage Dhiver's discography.
conundrum: i want to make a video for YouTube and i hope it turns out good and gets popular, but i don't want to make lots of videos or do it full time, but it'd be weird to only have one video on my channel.
>>203242093it would be cool to have only one video
>>203242087https://youtu.be/ww5jsRKcJ3s
>>203242093Just be one of those guys who only puts out one really high quality thing about every 6 months when inspiration strikes
the average person here is extremely stupid and garbage
>>203242128:<
>>203242104sweet stoner selection muchacho
>>203242131birds of a feather flock together
>>203242102>>203242116another problem is that i wrote an entire script for a video, but it's a very serious topic and unfortunately my voice sounds really goofy and nonthreatening. it just wouldn't work.
>>203242128bye! bye bye!!!
>>203242147Get FK to read it out in uh oh stinky voice
I sometimes use a VPN to post under an american flag here
>>203242145i tried to think of a funny and witty response to win you over but i can't
this is a good book
>>203242128i am the most retarded cummers to ever exist
>>203242167being american is pretty cool
This is a good book
>>203242182you belong in africa
i'm leaving this country. too many retards here.
>>203242196africa does not deserve me. in fact, this entire planet does not deserve me.
>>203241737all i saw was a homeless person sleeping on the stairs next to my neighborhood. i was hoping to maybe get a photo of a deer or coyote but it was too early for them to be out.
>>203242211hush
>>203242211true, you should be offered as a sacrifice to the infernal gods
>>203242219bummerthere's always next time though
The following deserve death sentences:>People who text while driving>People who are chronically 15+ minutes late to school, work, and/or social events>Picky eaters>People who talk with food in their mouth>People who chew with their mouth open
i prefer this literary classic
I didn't ask her out today.I was about to, but she was about to go home, so it was awkward. We're both going to be at the same drinking social event next Friday so that will be my chance.In the meantime, I'm going to some bar's "singles night" this Friday, I've never been to anything like that so it should be interesting
>>203242274also add>homophobia>transphobia
>>203242274i am frequently late and kind of a picky eater so it's over for me
>>203242175>Hofstadter was born in Buffalo, New York, in 1916 to a Jewish father, Emil A. HofstadterIf Mr Rogers’ were a Jewish pseudointellectual lol
>>203242305>frequently lateWhy why whyHow do you not drive yourself crazy? I get super stressed out when I'm late to anything. Unless it's a party, those are okay to be fashionably late to
No videos to watch tonight to distract from being so alone
>>203242290have fun anon and good luck, whatever ends up happening
>>203242306ad hominem
>>203242274I had an exgf whose pet peeve was people who hold their fork and knife incorrectly
>>203242274also add>antivaxxers>misogynists
>>203242311>I get super stressed out when I'm late to anythingLow t
>>203242311Showing up slightly late is polite to hosts who are probably scrambling to make final preparations
dubs i put a death curse on a guyodds i let him live
>>203242311i'm a scatterbrain and i have a bad internal clock, my perception of time isn't very goodi have a hard time rushing to get ready too, and i don't plan very well for going out or getting ready it's my fault i'm just dumb and slow, slothlike even.
>>203242322She would hate me, I hold my fork like this
Just realized the DMV gave me a normal drivers license and not the Real ID version. Fucking retarded - now I have to go back.
>>203242358haha RETARDbut you have to bring a bunch of additional documents for a real ID license so you shoulda knowedIDIOT
>>203242343The hosts are late thenThat's their problem, not mineI offer to help if I arrive early, anyway
>>203242358i dont understand please explain
>>203242365I did!!!
>>203242355Have you tried not to hold the fork like that in public because it looks unnatural and people might assume unpleasant things about you?
>>203242192but...they can't read...
>>203242355zamn
>>203242375No my friends all make fun of me for it
>>203242358do i need to do this? i've always just used my passport for stuff like this
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
what are the spiritual implications of putting a death curse on the rothschild family
>>203242372Past sometime in May 2025 you can no longer use your drivers' license for domestic flights unless you upgrade to the Real ID version.
>>203242389No, you can just bring a passport if you want to fly. Anyways it's gay and retarded and I hope meestah T overturns it
>>203242384translate please
>>203242405Inventing imaginary enemies again?
>>203242399why
>>203242417Idk
>>203242417to stop illegal aliens from voooooting :^)
>>203242419I think you do but you just dont want to tell me
another video of indian street food on my feed and another visceral disgust reaction as usual
>>203242428Bruh idk SHIT cuh miss me with that bullshiiee ahh
>>203242399>you can’t use a fake ID to fly anymoreLiterally 1984
>>203242434i wanna watch post the link
it's 2024. stop using sexual orientation as an insult.
>>203242397hate it when this happens
>>203242445>t. gay
>>203242445>healthyfeminism??
>>203242445HAHGaaaaaaay!
>>203242442it's gone i closed the app
>>203242445No i will not stop using gay and retard as an insult
>>203242445Bad and gay have always been synonymous since ancient times LOL
>>203242455yes and?
>>203242460gay retard
>>203242470yeah because of retarded christians
>>203242445In this thread, we say gay AND retarded
>>203242472
>>203242471can i cum on your sexy bum bum?
gn
death to toxic masculinity
Uh oh diaper boy is going to spam hairy buttholes again like a gay fag
>>203242501please stop i know it's fun to stir the pot but not like this
ayo wat dis FAGGOT be talmbout?? sum fag shit fr
i am retarded but not gay
is it gay to fuck a hot trans
>>203242455>>203242457>>203242458>>203242463>>203242470>>203242472>>203242494see >>203242128
I hav3e to tak3e an uber/;yft home from work every night and I always run out of things to talk about within the first 5 minutes so its just an awkward silence while Im one my phone for like 40 minutes
>>203242481Old English predates Christianity, idiotEven the pre-Christian Romans write of how the Ancient Germanics would hang traitors in the public square, but smother homosexuals in bogs so as to avoid polluting their society with disgusting stuff like that
>>203242500good night
>>203242521it's both retarded and faggot
>>203242526das rite. i am stupid and garbage.
>>203242514toxic masculinity is just low emotional intelligence (nigger behavior)
>>203242531>Even the pre-Christian Romans write of how the Ancient Germanics would hang traitors in the public square, but smother homosexuals in bogs so as to avoid polluting their society with disgusting stuff like thathella based
>>203242540i agree toxic masculinity is bad and low iq but you just came in heated and ruffling feathers like say hello first or something
>>203242531didn't askwe don't live in medival times anymore
>>203242531I should be more specific and say that Old English predates the Christianization of the Anglo-Saxons, rather
Reminder that if you ignore the faggot he'll get super angry and seethe and it's hilarious
death to toxic femininity
Currently in NYC. Saw a chick drying her pussy in the middle of the street this morning. Also had some afghan food. It was very good.
notice how only third worlders are homophobic
>>203242548How would you feel about having sex with me?
>>203242582Afghan food is delicious Did you try their dough? It's a yogurt drink
>>203242590Fact check: statistically, non-Whites are FAR more likely to be part of the 2SLGBTPQIAA+ community
>>203242609and only white people are the most tolerant
Bros i used 1/3 water to make my whey shake and it tastes nasty
i feel so alone
>>203242509>Uh oh diaper boy is going to spam hairy buttholes again like a gay faglmao no wonder everyone hates him
>>203242590Damn Icelandic pipo are kind of ugly...>inb4 BjorkShe's an exception
>>203242627good, you deserve to for being so hateful >>203242634iceland is uber first world. literally the perfect country
>>203242642I'm only hateful because im alone
>>203242656get a boyfriend
>>203242656it'll be okay anonif you're self aware enough to know that you're just lashing out because you're lonely, you have enough agency and emotional intelligence to do something about it
>>203242658I'm not gay
>only have 1 day off a week>spend the whole day going insane worrying that Im not using it to its fullest potential before Im back to the slave mines
>>203242679yes you are. all men are.
>>203242682dude like dude smoke dude some like dude weed dude
reminder
>>203242682it's okay to relax on your day off, you don't have to cram a bunch of activities into that day
>>203242692>>203242707You're right I'm gay but I'm not willing to accept it
>>203242590No, Brazil has the highest amount of LGBT in the world
>>2032427095:30 a.m. - wake up 5:35 a.m. - jerk off session 2:30 p.m. - lunch2:35 p.m. - jerk off session9:30 p.m. - dinner9:35 p.m. - jerk off session3:25 a.m. - go to sleep
Anyone else eat their cum? I think its the easiest way to clean up after masturbaiting
>>203242747lol
>>203242733>The white population in Brazil is the third largest in the world, after the United States and Russia. The majority of white Brazilians are either descendants of European colonists or immigrants from Europe.
>>203242767Brazil is third world
>>203242733also LGBT population =/= acceptance. brown people are still more conservative and hateful.
>>203242767I'd like to see some of these "white" Brazilians
>>203242767Brazilians have an extremely loose definition of white
Brown pipo make tastier food than white people.Yes, I'm including Indians
>>203242777Not even true, South American counties run by socialists and commies
>youtube recommending me asmongold channels and clipstotal google death
>>203242809pajeet spotted
>>203242824Chicken vindaloo is heaven on earth
>>203242836not eating something that rhymes with poo sorry 'jeet
>>203242810
>>203242836timmy enjoys unseasoned green bean casserole
not a fan of green beans
i really want to put a death curse on someome but i don't want to upset my spirit guides
>>203242912how do you make a death curse
>>203242935Sharing needles contaminated with HIV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No0kHaEr9Ek
>>203242955tru
brown countries are full of queers, South America is full of trans and gay people, anyone who says we are trad catholics is lying, the capital of mexico is full of gays.
>>203242603I don't believe I did, I had this dessert that was made out of pistachio or something. I think the owner called it firni.
>>203242955HIV isn't real>>203242974>the only place in tbe entire country where there's a large accumulation of educated tolerant people is full of gaysoh the horror
Make fun of Brian
>>203242967oh i get it
>>203242991>the only place in tbe entire country where there's a large accumulation of educated tolerant people is full of gayslol no, in the towns there are also supposedly traditional macho men banging trans and other men.
>>203242986Oh cool, well I love afghan food. Their hot sauce is unmatched
>>203243004based trans goddesses seducing evil hateful men
>>203242973Big mistake sharing your knowledge im going to death curse you now
i need an apartment in helsinki, finland. literally utopia on this planet.
"The CIA has a UAP crash retrieval program" What is your opinion on this recent quote from US Representative Matt Gaetz?
goodnight
>>203243024i have spiritual protection plus i can do a reversal spell and send it back to you
>>203243025Just don't go to the parts with lots of Somalis
>>203243030didn't they say like a year ago that aliens are real but nobody cared?
>>203243009It is. They also had like a cream I had with the noodle dish whose name I forget. Wonder if there are any iranian food spots to try here, will look.
>>203243034bad dreams, hateful straightoid
>>203243034good night
>>203243052Yes, and of course representatives backed by Lockheed Martin were responsible for shutting down the disclosure initiative.We are ruled by the Military Industrial Complex
>>203243030
ancestry gets taken over by jews and now my dna says I'm close to 10% jewish
Thanksgiving's gonna be yet another nothingburger, for about the 12th year in a row, now, I think. That was the last time I had a proper Thanksgiving dinner, was 2012. It's always either been Chinese/Japanese, at a church, or nothing. My family split apart in 2013 when my aunt died.
>>203243042My magic is more powerful than you think
Brian hexed me like 4 or 5 times and my life had gotten better actually
>>203243081>grandma died>never see my dads side of the family anymoreI love my aunts and my uncles are so cool. One even has a fun mexican granny gf that Id always play cards with
>>203243081>ThanksgivingI thought that was only a thing in the USA.
>>203243096He did say that his goal in posting here was to improve our lives
>>203243100my dad died now i don't see dads side of the family anymore
>>203243102Canada has their own Thanksgiving in October
>>203243102america copied us and changed the date
I stopped going to family events because they are boring
>>203243118America is better than Canada in every way
>>203243081good. thanksgiving is just a celebration of the genocide of natives.
>>203243081if you have your own place, offer to host a thanksgiving dinner maybei have done that for the last few years once i felt capable of doing so, and my mom appreciates it because she doesn't have to cook it anymore lol
turns out this hurricane thing, big fucking nothing, y'all such drama queens
>>203243137thats literally not the story of thanksgiving at all
Thanksgiving was founded by Johnny Appleseed
>>203243137based
>>203243085it's a kimbanda curse and you're not part of that>>203243096give me your full name and i will curse you for real
PANIC
i'm not going to curse someone and ruin their entire life just for shits and giggles. you're not worth cursing if you don't give me a good reason to.
>>203243165shant be reading. nothing will happen
>>203243157Your other ones don't work?
>>203243157Seymourseymour butts
>>203243189>>203243189>>203243189
Me and the Boys are going to muster the nastiest curse on brian in less than 24 hours he is going to be covered in sores, his eyes will bleed, and his penis will fall off
