chuddius americanus edition>>203241286previous
i got 1 out of 4 in connections today
>>203243201the cat is thrilled
>>203243204how the fuck is Powerpuff girls not one of them
I saw Swan Lake tonight. It was really good.
>>203243217i know this made me so mad when i did itit had all of their names, and mojo it felt like bait that was purposely put there
>>203243181i need a link to the person to curse or hex them like their name, picture, etc>>203243209in the name of satan i send back this energy
>>203243189Had no idea that sawfish were secretly chudsWhat are some of their far right opinions?
>>203243217spoilers bro wtf
>>203243209amen
most of you are inexperienced with sorcery and couldn't curse someone if you tried
>>203243237hahahahah satan has no control over our energy you fool
I just want to be a master of telekinesis, is that too much to ask?
you ever think about the importance of clay to the advancement of pre civilization
>>203243241fish that inhabit brackish water are traitors unlike us 100% pure salt dwellers
>>203243277pretty
>>203243277they're dead now
i wonder if the cute young girl working at office max knows i'm placing orders for printing out ebooks of occult texts
>>203243319They are oil
>>203243326i know pictures aren't real
For some reason I really really love this song: https://youtu.be/C-u5WLJ9Yk4?si=-72R0KSGgYjmSUUq>>203243321Fucking based.
Had a dream I was riding a horse with a naked sexy thick black woman
the hateful christian thinks i'm based
Finna cop
finna masturbate to tranny porn
just spent $40 on ocean water for witchcraft purposes (sadly i live far away from an ocean)
>>203243466You can make your own salt water
LOOOL nigga spent 40 dollars on ocean water
>>203243441how can you tell the time on this thing
>>203243474doesn't count. needs to be straight from the ocean. has a different energy >>203243486and? it's for a powerful ritual
>>203243494this nigga believes in astrology lmao
>>203243466So you're seriously telling me people on Etsy sell ocean water?
>>203243530so do billionaires
>>203243494Wouldn’t you rather it be gay from the ocean?
>>203243543stuff for sorcery
>>203243530more like asshologyreading poopdick like tea leaves
>>203243551you thought you ate with this one >>203243573i do coconut and cowrie shell divination
>>203243569God damn, I am going to start doing this.
>>203243593We have live cowries in my lab
>>203243569this nigga trans
>>203243612i'm a cis male but respect trans folx
>>203243612So true…
>>203243607he's cute
i need ocean water, river water, and rain water. i can harvest the other two myself.
thoughts on the tuberous protuberance
bunda
>>203243752Looks like trash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXC2BXqeQOk&list=LL&index=14
Brian do you want to curse your dad because he never molested you?
>>203243960https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bioAhR4PB9c
I think there are bots from the mexican government here, if you say something bad about them, there are 10 posts telling you that you are a traitor and a sellout.
This would have never happened in Europe…we have houses made out of stone not cardboard!
>>203244331at least the fish tank is okay >>203244321this picture makes me profoundly uncomfortable
ibm was a good recommendation
>>203244331Europeans dealt with 20th century population booms by building ugly commie blocks, and Americans built people suburbs out of cardboard. I’d rather live in an actual house in either place, but I’d rather cardboard suburbia over brutalist banlieue
Doing some light reading tonite.
>>203244493instant bowel movement
>>203244520my cart is empty and i don't have anymore :(
i wish i could have sex with he married bitches
It's not like that at all, but when I feel like I have to do this and that, my brain gets overwhelmed, and as a result, I feel like “I want to die...I want to die!
I don't even know what I liked and what I didn't like lately.
Assuming their website is up-to-date, the most intense part appears to currently be passing over Disney lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbgsyvuXfxU
waste not want not know what i'm saying
>>203244794waste nut, want nut
pee
>>203244817poo
pee: girl
I knew Milt’ was going to be yet another fucking nothingburger
Why do jeets stagnate doors or entry points ?
>>203244856she was a pee girl he was a poo boy can i make it any more obvious
I want something stable and real just for me but I know I will never have it and I will die full of anger, I'm just waiting for my mother to die so I can leave
>>203244873lol
adiós, voy a buscar el paraíso
1am coffeetime whaddup
there is no such thing as time It's just a trick that moves your watch
i think it's kind of crazy when i'm watching random videos of some guy playing video games and he says his second kid is on the way
My weed pen just ran out so now it's time to open a fresh one :D
California
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxJQtk0ujrU
If I ever win mad rich type money in the lottery I’ll buy the home alone house in Chicago no cap
when I get depressed I take a pair of pliers and pluck chunks of skin from my arms.
good night
Think I'll take an egg. You want an egg?Bobby, make my janitor an egg.
LOL
>>203245491looks nice
https://x.com/omg_sillyhumans/status/1843826070002499718This is honestly so surreal lolNiggas fighting each other like it’s a matter of life and deathBoth sides have become so insanely indoctrinated and brainwashed
>>203245491This has to be the most cucked meme I have ever seenWho the fuck puts the sources under the images Anyway I’d love to live in anywhere USA
>>203243189the sea has fallenkrillions must die
>>203245645Americans...
we grant you a seat in the incel council but we do not grant you the incel title
>>203245665What are you waiting for? You are white and German, they want you there, not like me.
>>203245784If it only were that easy!My only chance at staying in the US long term would be overstaying illegally
Just got on the recent Vanity Fair cover with Jim Carrey, and we're both "Sssssmokin'!"
just made a horrible, evil, racist thread on cess/pol/>>>/pol/484384970
>>203245830do it, don't feel bad for doing that.
Starting to get colder out. My crows are getting fatter. Pretty soon I'll start having to leave them suet
>>203245419is that you in the pic
>>203246078Klaro k si
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1728550693974936.webm
i need to teach yall swedish so you can swim with the big fishes
What are you guys listening to? https://youtu.be/5U7bF68xcRg?si=JraXVvcoBKwnAM5l
>>203246230That comment chain about her pronouncing jaguar with a British accent is the most braindead shit everSwifties are so fucked in the head
any women lovers here?
>>203246525She's hot. Hope the Exploited College Girls guys get to her.
>>203246525I love women so much it’s unrealhttps://x.com/nidejjn/status/1843667983715184996
>>203246525Does anything occupy your head other than “muh dick” you retarded monkey
>>203246853Obviously her pussy lol!
Yeah anyway
vintage story is like minecraft but for grown men
My drink of choice? Room temp vodka, no chaser.
my drink of choice? piss mixed with spit
A lil prezzie for the gooners itt: https://krakenfiles.com/view/6ZICaUCdq4/file.html
i lowkey wish i had american citizenship so i could vote against kAMALEK and the demokkkRATS
awake unfortunately
>>203245491DepressiontownWe need a major rebuilding of this country.
We need more levittowns unironically
>>203249540They're an inefficient use of space and not great to live in unless you have good public transport.
>>203243220Maaa!
>>203245491Ive probably been through a drivethrough less than 5 times in my life
where's our Florida bros?
>>203249954They're FUCKED.
https://youtube.com/shorts/qPRHCy9WPZs?si=_bJD_d8ru7A91C2Y
https://youtu.be/LgZv6S632to?si=mENlrm7qJB69Fwil&t=10
on god
>>203249954Miami is fine. Literally zero signs of a hurricane except for a little bit of wind.Cape Coral bros is it safe to go back???
Ily
mega /cum/
The nothingburger is officially over…
>>203249954i can't believe they're all dead
yeah trump is winning
>>203251933Nigga reading German newspaper
Nothing ever happens. When will you idiots finally learn?
>>203252105b/c things do happen. they're just not the things shilled about by TV man
good morning sirs
At the car service placeA kitten is wandering around the lobby
xDhttps://youtube.com/shorts/irYw9-jrV5M
>>203252145NOTHING. EVER. HAPPENS.
i found another youtube channel blocking addon.no more asmongold clips or john oliver in my feed ever again :))
are people fleeing florida yetwould quite like to move back desu
So true, so true...
>>203249741>inefficient use of spaceYou mean single family homes with large yards and wide streets? yeah the horror how inefficient>not great to live inI grew up in a levittown esque suburb and loved it, never had any problem getting around. Just rode my bike or carpooled
>>203252606He went to renew his registration for his Cat-llac...
>>203253795not bad bretty gud
>>203243189>>203243189The alligators are making their attack everyone be carefulhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiXjs-YA8mg
barely slept
hello
I don't want to fucking work anymore
>>203254215Me neither. This isn't fun at all.
>>203254071me but for the past weekthink only 4 hours or so
It's always weird when they remake Japanese games because in my mind the characters were Japanese like I don't consider Silent Hill 2 to be American
florida brossss. how's it hanging? we were okay here
>>203254661pretty ok all things considering. most of the city has no power. i almost had heart attack when a tornado passed by a few streets away lol
>>203254712holy. hoping you and your family are okay,
>>203254804i hope you're ok too fren
no power in ft myers
>>203254833we're okay, relatively unscathed
>>203253708how does this chud have such a hot wife
>>203253708chuds really think FEMA isnt doing anything. america is fucked
Lt. Dan update?
>>203254712Same the tornadoes got really close Good thing nothing ever happens to me
>>203255032He's perfectly fine. He said it was rough during some parts but he's ok. Reminder that God protects people like him. He said this the other day before the storm came.>“I’m not going anywhere because the safest place to be is on a boat in a flood,” he said ahead of the storm. “We learned that with Noah. Everyone who stayed on land drowned. Noah and the animals lived.”
penus con cum
when was the last time you had a dental check up, /cum/?
(Stripped down emotional new-wave music plays)
>>203255557THE LAST FEW TIMES I WENT TO A DENTIST THEY TOLD ME I NEEDED $800 TO SHOOT A LASER UNDER MY GUMS AND I TOLD THEM I'D THINK ABOUT IT I WENT SOMEWHERE ELSE AND THEY SAID I HAD TWO CAVITIES AND I FILLED ONE OF THEM AND THEN THE LAST ONE I WENT TO SAID I HAD NO CAVITIES I HATE THESE PEOPLE SO MUCH
>>2032555572 years ago
>>203255557Like two months ago :-D
Cia van watching my window again
>>203256544That's me
I fart every time i notice a glowie following behind me
>>203243204it's not even fun
Hey guys I have sources that wish to stay aonymous but I know for a fact that the CIA and FBI have contracts with BOSE to build tiny speakers that are installed into the heads of certain individuals to make them "hear voices" that are actually just spooks trying to control your mindThat's what MK Ultra lead toSchizophrenia is NOT REAL
>>203256722It's funny you mention that. My friend works for a company that manufactures this a beam weapon for the CIA. The strange thing is the CIA only fires the pulse waves at people with schizophrenia.
Bell labs? You guys invented stereo, right?
Certain people are vulnerable to hypnosis. Those same people are vulnerable to mind control and thats who the cia targets for induced schizophrenia. All they have to do is aim the 5g tower at your window when you sleep and they upload commands to your mind.
>>203256971so this image really was true afterall
>>203257061Yes this is why walls are covered in tinfoil. It stops the voices
>>203257135This
>>203257199bro is shaggymaxxing
dumbass tried to tussle he got shot in his face
lol where are all the retarded losers who predicted 1000+ deaths
Me? Been saying that nothing ever happens and it'll be another nothingburger since the start.
>>203257787how many so far?
>>203257787only a handful of deaths + lieutenant dan made it + week off of work + FEMA gibs on the wayFlorida bros stay winning
>>203257199Isn't that the dude that ran Demonoid
new>>203257854>>203257854>>203257854
Anyone know of any dead Floridians who's identity I could steal for some FEMA gibs?
>>203257863>FEMAnot real
>>203257915your country is the biggest joke in europego get raped by a muzzy with your mom
>>203253794It's alright if you don't have everyone living like that. Most countries can't sustain that geographically.
when will it get cold
>>203258184it's cold enough for me to wear a sweat shirt now.good enough
>dick around on flight radar>notice a plane following the river>it's a little float plane and it's turning towards y house>go outside and it's right there in the sky>watch it go past>head back inside and follow it>it lands nearby in a big lake>it's so small and slow it doesn't need to slow down to landComfy
>>203258184November
>>203257868yeah one of those torrent sites iirc
>>203258184It's 50 where I live, niggas live in hot places then are surprised about it
>>203258162
>>203258786NOOOOOO
>>203258184AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>203258840oof
tummy is rumbling like crazy. might be time to make lunchhave to decide between french toast and baked chicken
zippity do dah zippity aymy oh my what a wonderful dayplenty of category 5 hurricanes headin florida's way
>>203259064Nothing ever happens
>>203258969what the FUCK kind of lunch is french toast?
I want a truck
>>203258810Try to realize the truth. There is no Moo Deng
>>203243189Men slaving away at their job: omg he doesn't make time to be a father at home!!!Men goofing around with his kids: why are you like this can't you be a normal mature adult and give us a bigger house!!!
>>203259225i cant relate to this
>>203257868Damn i still have a few demonoid.txt files on my hard drive. rip in piss
>>203259215
free yourself from the clutches of women
>>203259215It's over
it's over
>>203259364I had sex exactly once in my life and since then lost all interest in pursuing additional relationships of any sort.it's just too much of a hassle to bother with, and most women aren't worth the trouble anyway.
>>203259154i make it hungarian style. when you grow up, you'll realize you don't have to eat things when/how your mommy told you to
sad how /a/ is just 99% garbage slop but everyone once in a long long while i catch someone mentioning a good manga in hushed tones
>>203259610What happened?
>>203259798What are some good mangos
>>203243189Lower back hurts. I should probably stop having red bulls for breakky
Internet friends found out what makes me mad and won’t leave me alone about it now. What should I do?
>>203259848Tell us so we can join in and mess with you.
>>203259848>Internet friendsthey're not your friends
>>203259887No…>>203259900I disagree. It is possible to make friends on the internet.
last night, right as i was about to fall asleep, my heart suddenly started beating really fast. this repeated several times over the course of around 4 hours, before i was finally able to fall asleep. what's wrong with me?
>>203260078Vaxx status?
serious replies only pls.
>>203259835your lower back hurts because you never exercise it, never stretch it, and are constantly sitting
>>203260185how does one exercise their lower back?
>>203259848maybe stop being such a sensitive sperg
>>203260078Are you anxious about anything?Could be diet or caffeine maybe.
>>203260219There are so many waysKettlebell swings are good if you want something you can do at home in just a few minutes a session a few times a week.Stretching is important too.
you could get on a plane and be in south africa within a day
>>203260228Yeah I would, but the anxiety of waiting to be messed with gets to me. If I could turn it off I would.
>Watching a walking tour>the guy follows a girl with a fat ass the whole time
cant stop listening to video game music
not looking good for chuds
>chuds claim nothing ever happens>they're always rightlooking great for chuds
I stare at girl butts when I go jogging.
should i go to a rise against concert next week or nah
i dont leave the house
ANSWER MY QUESTIONS, WHAT HAPPENED AND WHAT ARE SOME GOOD MANGOS
>>203260594tour of where?
just voted buds
>>203259835I fucked up mine for a few days after a fall. For the first ~36 hours it was some of the most intense pain I've felt
>>203260804kazan, russia
>>203259827>>203260776Okaeri Papa and Gushing over Magical Girls have got me excited recently.
Considering just buzzing my hair. I’ve been self (hair) cutting and sort of messed it up.
I am once again joining the anti-seed oil schizo gang
>>203260078Literally just anxiety, nothing more
>>203260679>hurricane milton was forecast to make landfall as a Cat 1>got bumped up a bit to maybe a Cat 2>media kept saying it's a Cat 5, ignoring how it was already weakening and wouldn't make landfall as anywhere near Cat 5>niggas were unironically acting like this was gonna be Katrina x10>mfw people still believe media hype in the current yearNothing EVER happens
i want to talk politics so bad but janny will ban me !!!
>>203261038Not even going to bother looking up those names, good grief
>>203261265kys
>>203261312What do you normally read then? It’s probably not very good.
>>203261292>too dumb to use euphemismsC'mon man
>>203261292Oh My GodJust go somewhere else
>>203261392>posts image agreeing with me>still says kysMost intelligent and nice Balkanoid
>>203257994Seething americuck, america will never be white again and you will always be a slave to israel.
>>203261396You watch drawings of children. You don't read.
>>203261438no i want to talk here
>>203261154i felt totally chill tho
>>203261562did you consume alcohol, caffeine, nicotine or something like that before bed? Stress also causes it. You don't even need to believe me, just google it. It's anxiety /cum/bro
>>203261396Wodehouse
>>203261561talk with your friends
>>203261265the hecking weatherman was crying
>>203261616i had some ice cream, but that shouldn't have kept me up.i have a family history of sleep problems. my mom takes zolpidem.
>>203261630The tv adaptation of jeeves and wooster with hugh laurie and stephen fry was pretty good
>>203261630I hear they’re remaking that movie.
>>203261646you are my friends
it's fun to think it's happening though
i should call her
canadians should be able to vote in us elections its not fair!!!
>>203261816Yeah, and they should have to pay American taxes too!
>>203261816its' already bad enough having women vote in our elections. we don't need more pussies writing in ballots
>>203261816When the Unnameable One was first elected in 2016 it was hilarious how many Canadians were seething, like nigga it's not even your own country you absolute NPC retards lol
Hurricane Milton has the right to defend itself
>>203261916>chud calling people npcslol
There has never been a hurricane with my name.
This thread is so brown right nowYuck
>>203262040switch to yotsuba B
I need a gf wow
need a wow gf
>>203261865The Canadian electorate is pretty starkly polarized by sex and marital status, same as yours. Unmarried women vs everyone else
wow, gf need i
>>203262181I had a woe gf for most of burning crusades and parts of wotlkFound out it was a dude when i heard him speak in vent and we broke up 3 weeks laterLast time i had a gf ):
>>203262207Race factors in too here.
yea if you meet a girl on the internet, unless you have hard proof it's not it's actually a man
>>203261998you're brown thougheverbeit
>outbreeding depression>being considered a fetishist underneath by your children and strangers>tissue compatibility issues in case of medical emergencies>posting chad while its mostly reproductively unfit white males making it a dysgenic pairing>doubling the disappearance of whites and asians>if it isn't SEA WMAF is exactly like homosexuality. It is a surrender to the passions and accomplishes/produces nothing of any worth.Look at this kid. He's already thinking about shooting up the place
>>203262399so what WMAF post triggered this seethe?
>>203262399What about white male Latina female
Gm, Christ is Lord
I had an Asian gf for a while, but I ended it because she wanted kids someday and I don't. And also she could kind of be psycho sometimes.
Went to the gym, vacuumed and now drinky drinky
>>203262567Based
>>203262450dysgenic detected
>>203262610Yakubian forehead
>>203262399I like how puffy her face is and her expressive eyes she looks like a puffin or a bull terrier
>>203262399>tissue compatibility issues in case of medical emergenciesIt depends on the tissue and how common that mix is in the donor pool.
NEW>>203262795>>203262795
>>203262567based
>>203262610it's fucking noon
