Lemonmilk EditionPrevious:>>203243189
>>203262795first for WMAF
>>203262795Second for asian female asian female
AI slop OPs so boring on god
>>203262788Plastic surgery
>>203262909me in the middle (black top)
>on god
watching destiny
>>203263161who
playing destiny
>>203263173chud destroyer
business idea: kms
Wish they would word filter chudSo fucking gay
Whatever happened to Selena Gomez? Wasn't she fucking Bieber for a while
>>203263272gyaatt
>>203263272It's never lupus
Selena Gomez is Taylor Swift’s maid
>>203263262What if I want to take about these based Chuds?
>>203263364that's gay
>>203263412Off topicThe word will be allowed on /his/ only
>>203263412I was confused when people started using Chud negatively because I thought they were talking about the Finnic tribePlayed too much CK2 in my days
have you ever been to a bachelor party
I’m the king of chuds
My first name is Germanic, my middle name is Hebrew and my last name is English
>>203263490No and neither of my siblings had one
>>203263451technically nearly every post on /int/ is off topic except the language generals
I had sex exactly once in my life and since then lost all interest in pursuing additional relationships of any sort.it's just too much of a hassle to bother with, and most women aren't worth the trouble anyway.
>>203263564>I had sex exactly once in my lifethat incident with your band camp counselor doesn't count btw
The Book of NodChapter 4 verse 12"Verily I say unto thee, the Lord your God is a merciful God and shall forgive every maiden not bountiful of posterior and shall indeed bless those bountiful of chest with blessings from this day to very last. But woe unto those maiden who hath not bountiful breast. For the Lord your God says verily, even if they art thick of rear, if they have not heavy breast then the Lord your God shall turn his back upon them and their presence shall be like smoke in the eyes."
>>203263517>Gaelic>Greek >Scottish (I have two middle names) >Scottish
>>203263469>using Chud negativelyWe have reclaimed the term, you cannot use the Chud form but may use Chudda if done respectfully
>>203263517Helmut Herschel Herefordshire?
>>203263607Ackshually it was with this really hot girl. But after I was done I just thought about all the time I had wasted
>>203263643Thr meanin of the word has changed over time to mean the exact opposite of its original meaningWhen you hear cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller you immediately think jews, but now it means people who hate evil.Funny how language works.
>>203263161based
>>203263642>Gaelic>Greek>Scottish (I have two middle names)>ScottishPatrick Phillip Seamus Campbell
>>203263517Hebrew by way of English, English, IrishSeems to be a common combination
At least y’all mfers don’t share the same name as the PM of jewsrael
>>203263272Turned into a Texas Latina (many such cases)
>>203263763>SeamusWouldn't that also be Gaelic?
>>203263816>Turned into exactly what she is>>203263272Lupus made her fat or something
>>203263705Chudbros can't stop winning
>>203263643You’re supposed to say wigger with a hard-R (it’s our word); soft-A is the slur
>>203263791Hebrew by way of English, English, IrishBenjamin Arthur Doyle
>>203263490no
>>203263817What's the difference between gaelic and scottish
>>203263490Nobody will believe me but i was an exotic dancer at a gay bachelor party. They tip so well and having someone take shots out of your belly button tickles really pleasantly. Not gay btw, just paying the bills.
>>203263949Scots is Anglo-Frisian, not Celtic
>>>/ck/20896518
>>203263949Gaelic is a Celtic language originally from Ireland. Scots or Scottish is the Scottish variety of English. Some people say it's a language but others that it's just a dialect. not the same as Standard Scottish English thoughbeit
Stole your posts and posted them on /sp/ I’m so devious
>>203263949Different leaf but it sounds like he may be referring to Irish Gaelic when he says Gaelic, which as a standalone word usually refers to Scottish Gaelic; the former in one word is usually just called Irish. Scottish could either refer to Scottish Gaelic from the Highlands and Islands, or the more-Anglo Scots Lowlands. Ambiguous post overall
>>203264021catniggas on suicide watchdogchads, we eatin' GOOD
>>203262795I want to know what cum is. I know you can show me.
>>203263949>>203264041>>203264066My first name is Irish, yes. I'm Anglo/Celtic all the way thru as far as I know.
My parents sent me to school in a fisherman's jacket with shark tooth buttons
>Just reported like a dozen posts. Feel super productive today.
I don't look like that
>>203264021I guess there's more than one way to....naah. Too easy.
>no more Milton news since this morningI am guessing it ended up being a nothingburger?
Can we change the name of this thread? I don't like having to type cum into the search bar. It feels gay.
Every time I see a picture of Anthony Bourdain, I think it's Jeffrey Epstein.
>>203264467It makes my dick hard
For me, it is West African Pidgin
>>203264520Fun fact: 3 months after he killed himself one of Asia Argento’s victims said he Bourdain paid him off to keep quiet about sexual assault
>>203264520He was Jewish and French, so it's understandable
>he doesnt like being a /cum/slut
how do i deal with adult bullies
Enjoying the last few days of tanning
>>203264589Imagine being so cucked you pay off your wife's underaged boytoys lmao
>>203264620Rat poison
>>203264520>Anthony Michael Bourdain was born in Manhattan on June 25, 1956. His father, Pierre (1929–1987), was a classical music recording industry executive. His [Jewish] mother, Gladys (née Sacksman; 1934–2020), was a New York Times editor.
>>203264620Complain to your supervisor or HR
>>203264620Throw hands or pull heat. This ain't the schoolyard no more
>>203264467>/scum/ Samoa Canada USA Mexico>/NAFTA/>/CUSMA/>/cumshot/ Canada USA Mexico Saintlucia Haiti Oman Trinidad&tobagowhich is best?
Ain’t that the troof
Sometimes I get the feeling that the only thing keeping me alive is my idea of myself and that if I stop concentrating on existing I will blink out of existence and it scares me beyond reason. I start to hyperventilate and my heart quickens which only leads further credence to me beleifs
>>203264883God i wish i could just blink out of existence or will the atoms in my body to disperse
i hate working class "people"
>>203264793The American transportation infrastructure situation is crazy
>>203264883>which only leads further credence to me beleifs
>>203264620malicious sorcery
>>203264883You only exist because I perceive you, don't worry it's not up to you
>>203264919
>>203264922Brianesque post
>>203264919why do you waste your obviously potent psychic gifts by reading my mind and posting my inner and most deepest thoughts here as mere shitposts? shouldnt you be solving crimes or helping humanity out in some way?
drank a glass of green juice and feeling good and healthy
hawk tuah the polls
>>203265062hawk tuah my balls
>>203265062Vote on that thang!
>retard honks at me for not proceeding immediately into a roundabout with people in it>go on, then go 1mph below the limit with them behind me
>>203265042why do people assume that if you're a spiritual person you must inherently be moral? there's a darker side to spirituality
>>203265059I should buy a juicer.
thinking about making some /cum/ OC, need it or keep it?
>mandatory 30 minute breakJust let me go home earlier REEEEEEEEEEEE
Beautiful
>>203265141
>>203265169I'm SAYIN, thoI'll trade both breaks and lunch to be able to leave an hour and a half early
>>203265182*slaps roof*yep you can cram tens of millions of jeets in this shithole
>>203265240wow i love indian food
>>203265240seething rural chud
>>203265265same i used to buy chicken tikka massala wraps from whole foods every day for lunch at my old job
>>203265265it gets a bit tiresome when all the restaurants start getting replaced with jeet slop
>>203265182I used to work at the midtown and later the downtown
>>203265336that doesn't happen
>>203265269when you see an american making an anti-black remark, do you assume they’re from vermont where they have no exposure to blacks, or a state where there are lots of blacks somewhere in dixieland
Gordon Ramsay went to a jeet restaurant on one of his reality slop shows and it was unironically one of the most unsanitary. He called the health inspectors and everything.
>>203265400dont reply to brian
there is a true way that underlies all religions. and that true way involves malicious sorcery.
>>203265364it’s happening in canada
>>203265168need it
>>203265400yes. most chuds don't live anywhere near the places they claim to hate so much.and if they do, they're just losers who can't make it. hating on minorities is a low bar. they're an easy punching bag and it makes them feel superior when they're asbolute losers who have nothing going for themselves.
>mfw the white girl pseudo-esoteric posting starts again
>>203265464No it's not
>>203265225You WILL go to the office You WILL sit around and do nothing until 5pm You WILL enjoy it
>>203265507i'm a cis male
>>203265411Is this the one?
>>203265505see >>203265464the canadian government is literally making it impossible to get ahead or build a life here as a canadian. i’m probably going to emigrate
>>203265505>they're an easy punching bagjust because they are a net negative on society, you think they're a punching bag?
>cis
lofi hip hop radio beats to relax/study to
>>203265576is that the one were they had uncovered cooked food on the floor?
>>203265596make more money>>203265607chuds are a net negative on society
>>203265576>>203265653Think it's this one.
>>203265501I closed it because nobody replied but for (you) I will create some
gordon ramsey failed to help most restaurants succeed
>>203265146buy a masticating juicer for cold pressed juice (it's more nutritious)
>>203265656money doesn’t really matter. this is becoming a society in which i don’t want to live, nor raise kids. even if you’re rich, you’re just going to end up like the rich boers in south africa
>>203265182how can canadians claim to suffer when they are surrounded by such awe inspiring beauty?
>>203265677Show me more full screenshots I want to see everything on your phone
Might go into the family business. There's literal millions in it but I don't want to have to deal with the family. Woe is me
>>203265702the purpose of the show was drama for the audience
>>203265769i prefer car fellas over gordon ramsey shows. more authentic and entertaining.
>>203265738don't worry you'll never breed anyway
>>203265830i don't watch any television, EVER
[african guy voice] you must neva agree with a woman
>>203265745there aren’t many canadians in toronto. its population is majority foreign-born, and that’s not even counting 2nd or 3rd gen immigrants
Business idea: selective breeding program for flemish giant rabbits to select for milk production to sell to rich asians Rabbit Milk
chuds be like "i need to have kids to pass down my legacy" but work at their local grocery store making $14 an hour
>>203265848good luck with the poo baby
it may be a case of sour grapes for me, but im actually glad ill never breed. all of my siblings had kids and they have fucked up relationships with them. i live a relatively stress free life compared to them. i dont mean to say this from a smug sense of superiority either, they are all better people than me. if they failed at it, i'd have no chance.
Brian be like "I was molested when I was a kid" and then works at a satanic bookstore
actually, i work at lockheed martin making $65/hr
>>203265970do you make helicopter blades?
>>203265970are you sending those coconut devices to pookraine
>chuds be like yeah i don't mind being a bitter angry failure as long as we own the libs
>>203265983>>203265993i design radio equipment
lockheed martin factories poison the earth. they should be blown up.
>>203265970>$65/hr and you live in the south sideSure you do
More like you work at Cocksneed Fartin
>>203266038they do be paying me a lot of money THO
$65 an hour you're still waating away your life posting on 4channel
>>203265953got 'im
https://youtu.be/i82528KGDdo
>>203266040LOL
I don’t doubt that they’d hire someone like Brian LOLhttps://www.palladiummag.com/2023/06/01/complex-systems-wont-survive-the-competence-crisis/
>>203266040im retarded for laughing at this
>>203266073damn right.
>>203265953every man wishes they were molested
My aunt is my mom's best friend
>>203266130only if its a hot librarian that works at a satanic library, otherwise no
>>203266148Awooga o algo
i have an above average IQ level. i'm eligible to join the MENSA society. my godfather is part of MENSA.
>>203266148I bet those puppies get SWEATY
mensa is cringe
>>203266148See>>203263615
>>203263198more like Beta-simp retard.
mr density all you know is what you've read on weekeepedia
>>203266317having other men fuck your wife while you're out busy getting money and grinding for the win is just a big brain business decision. as a pathetic chud loser, you wouldn't get it
>>203266306>im not sure if i love my daughter>im going to publicly state that so she can read it later in lifewhy are hollywoodians like this?
>>203266361any publicity is good publicity. some PR lady probably told him to say that to get his name in the press and promote his latest movie
Fresh /cum/ OC edits
>>203266491Me and who
>>203265745Youre fucking high. Toronto is a hellscape full of non-whites and if they are white they are like 2nd or 3rd gen wops, portuguese or some form of Slav.Toronto usrd to be an Anglo-Canadian stronghold. 1.5 million of them. Thryve all practised white flight, never leave their house or ruined their family lines by practising globohomo. Thats a cherry picked photo.
>>203266361The best part is when he met Leonard Bernstein's kids and he pretended like he met on them on TV. Good times
>>203266491we're all getting along :)
Keep spaming pedo thoughts brian
>>203262795Zesty thread
>>203266524this is 100% true but i toronto is still incredibly pretty. it's prettier than a lot of US cities i've been to.
>>203266524spoken like a seething rural chud who has never stepped foot in toronto
>>203266670You don’t understand Canada. Rural Canada is full of hick-libs who still think it’s 2006, diversity is our strength, and isn’t it nice that gays are allowed to get married. The chuds are predominantly in the cities, exposed to what’s actually going on.
glass cities USA :|glass cities CANADA :0
bad for the glass
>>203266670you hate rural people, despite not knowing themand yet you love foreigners, despite not knowing themwacky. crazy even.
Everyone is so angry itt.
>>203266895I'm not. Just had a whey shake and watching star trek
>>203266766US has some winner cities in looks too, don't worry. but a lot of good cities are just littered with anti-homeless spikes and the people those spikes are meant to stab. Really pushes me towards those college towns, much muuuch nicer.
>>203266947I had a whey shake too after the gymmy
Fresh /cum/ OC edits, me on the left btw
accidentally tore a hole in my favorite shirt
>>203266972NiceToday is supposed to be my rest day but i might go later anyways and do some cardio and forearm stuff
I miss my uncle charles
I've been to all five of the "best" Indian restaurants in the US and Indian food is mid at best
>>203267008Me
>>203267019your mom did some cardio and forearm stuff with me
>>203267008me and my /cum/chums
>>203267031have you seen the movie stoker
>>203266607lol
>>203267045That saucy little weasel
>>203267031See you at the Crossroads™
>>203267078doesn't look very good
Nun mme lassá!Nun darme stu turmiento!Look how they massacred my franchise
Scenario: I'm an American, my name is Jebadah Sawyer and I'm a quarterback for the Chicago Bears
>>203267114rip barrens chat
Wtf does a nigga have to do to get a cute hapatina with a big GYATT and no male friends that she's suspiciously close to
>>203267196I've been the suspiciously close male friend a couple times
DA BEARShttps://m.youtube.com/shorts/AL9I-5ocAMs
>>203267128it is
I too would like to have sex
>>203267196JBW or a latinxchad
>>203267196>hapatinaHuh
>>203267176the clone trooners
You guys are just pretending to be virgins, right?I mean I lost mine a little late too but there's no way you can be a virgin and over 21
Been a good boy so I deserve a treat
>>203267309i'm sorry anon but i'm saving myself for someone special
>>203267309TFL til my casket drops
>>203267176>>203267303The actual image is even funnier, it's black with dreads lol
>>203267271I'm not interested m8
>>203267250Cause ur gey
I wish American McDonald's wasn't worse in every way and also more expensive than McDonalds in genuinely every other countryIt's just not fair that they get better versions of our goyslop
>>20326730963% of men under 30 are single. So sure, why not?
Stop trying to be liked by everybodyYou don't even like everybody
>>203266765Minnesota changed their flag to the somalian flag and its still full of people like this. The insane part is they only have 77,000 somalians its so fucking bizarre
mcdonalds is literally inedible how shitty it is. pure GMO. burgers Are way better literally anywhere else + cheaper
>>203267388watch it
>>203267454
>>203267435Single doesn't mean you're a virgin
>>203267517EPIC WIN bro!
Ok the spicy nuggets with the spicy sauce are actually spicy
>>203267434it's only "cheaper" here because our money is worse less than yours. For the average Canadian it's more expensive relatively
>>203267524Not directly related to virginity, but single people do have sex with far less frequency than those in relationships, on average. Skyrocketing rates of singleness speak to deeper societal issues
>>203267576>worse lessPronounced like a German :-D
I don't think fast food is cheaper I think it's just more convenient
>>203267516hmm
>>203267571>THE SPICY NUGGETS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SPICY?
>>203267309no im 23 still a virgin lmao. used to feel bad about it until i realized that a ton of people are trapped in abusive relationships. adult virginity seems to be on the rise too so I'm in good company. most of my friends are older than me and are also virgins.
>>203267642It used to be cheaper, especially in your country
cummypies, im drinking covfefe
reminiscing
>>203267718Dick Fil A is the only one worth its price
>>203267556Shut the fuck up RodrigoNobody likes you
>>203267766
Honestly virginity isn’t that big of a deal. Or rather sex isn’t.I mean it’s nice when you have it but yeah idk it’s just cock in vagina.If you’re a virgin and otherwise functioning normally and not some weird porn obsessed coomer it’s all good.
>>203267825>some weird porn obsessed coomer it’s all goodThat's you thoughbeit
>have to sign up for a subscription to view Babish's recipes nowwhat a fucking dick
>>203267850No…
>>203267909Who the hecking crud is Babish?
>>203267725you have a caffeine addiction
>>203267956I do drink covfefe twice a day but I am most definitely not an addict
>>203267909it's over. and i bought his knife as a present for my old man too, i can't believe it
>>203267954YouTube food guy who doesn’t know what he’s talking about and looks like a soyjak
Good Boys also deserve a little dessert
>>203267909>>203267992>He is of Italian, Jewish, Polish, and Welsh descentlol goys got tricked
>>203267992I can relate to the cat in this gif
>>203267825as a virgin i would say that there's an unspoken social thing with virginity loss that can really affect men. there's soemthing about someone actually wanting to have sex with you which can be very validating. most people want to feel desired in some way and sex is just the form of intimacy that our places the most importance on.
>>203268008Is all the mcdonalds packaging in english or are you on base? I see the placemat still has a .de domain
>>203268038I'm rewatching Spartacus series and last night's episode was the decimation episode
>>203268044*that our society places the most importance onjesus i cant type today.
I hate milkshakes
>>203268032well, at least the knife is solid
>>203268065Everything has English names
>>203268008unironically what the fuck is that
>>203268105I cannot imagine what form of demonic communistic colored haired weird faggot you must be. Who the fuck hates milkshakes?It's somefin WRONG witchu, dawg
>>203268142it's a mcplant
>>203268132>mcplant):
>>203268142McSundae with caramel sauce
>>203268142amazon warehouse worker chow
>>203268157I'll make your milk shake, tubby*slaps your tits*
love my mcCornSyrup
Milkshake niggas be like lemme drink 1,500 calories with my 1,000 calorie meal
>>203268327That’s called a classic scran
i don't believe there's such a thing as a "milkshake nigga"
Total MolluskDeath
>>203268363They love their shakes so much they'll shoot the McDonald's up if their ice cream machine is down
>>203268327Nobody said you have to drink them. But who actually HATES them? Healthy or no, they're fucking delicious
people putting a lot of effort into things, years and decades working on this one thing only for it to never receive any attention from anybody and then they die and it's forgotten and lost
personally, i prefer my milkshakes made with REAL ice cream and REAL chocolate, not mcHydrogenatedSoybeanOilSlurry
>>203268402Not a fan of sweetsNot a fan of ice cream
business idea: milkshakes made with real mejican bummy milk
Milkshakes aren't acceptable anymoreThey were only allowed when kids in the 40s walked 5 miles there and back to get their shake
asshole, dont slap my mantits. you're gonna make me spill my milkshake.
>>203268502business idea you take a little break from posting
Holy shit guys, I went psychotic and almost became schizophrenic
>>203268481Then you are lost
>>203268446There is a reason mcdonalds calls them "shakes" and not milkshakes
>>203268535my sister is schizophrenic and a total nightmare to deal with
>>203268526why?
>>203268364only /cum/ legends will remember this, like if you remember!
>>203268556i can fix her
>>203268538My favorite cereal growing up were bran flakes (no frosting or raisins) and shredded wheatNever liked soda, always drank sparkling water insteadFavorite candy has always been dark chocolate
>>203268583nigga a 90 year old woman
>>203265549Wtf does this even mean bro
just devoured an entire all-in bundle from wingstop6 tendies, 16 nuggies (""boneless wings""), and a large fry>feeds 3-5 peopleyeah me and DEEZ NUTS
>>203268619how much did it cost?
>>203268583Are your parents hippes and is your name Rain or some shit
>>203268556Auditory or visual hallucinations? Both? Was she always like this?
>>203262854Linus, no one cares.
>>203268648extreme paranoia and constantly claiming that she feels non existent electric shocks. if you ever look up gangstalking, you realize how batshit insane those people are. everything they spew in those videos she repeats as the gospel. nobody believes her but she just thinks that is all apart of the evil gangstalker plan to turn everyone against her.
too much pain buds
>>203268619More like wingslop.
>cared enough to reply
>>203268635it was about 24 bucks
>>203268613I have a weird palate desuI've liked the taste of coffee since I was like 8 but my parents wouldn't let me drink it>>203268636Not at all Early memory of mine is being taken to an anti-gay marriage rally and my parents telling me to avoid black people because I'll get fleas
>>203268619what did you drink with that THOUGH>>203268694i look like that and say that
>>203268715you could have bought 20lbs of chicken drumsticks for that
>>203268619Nigga got binge eating disorder
why is it so hard to earn money?
>>203268715>$24USD is about $33 Canadian dollars>meanwhile wingstop Canada charges $45.99 for this bundle before tax, which is also higherYeah, you do not suffer in America
>>203268754Could you buy the oil you need to fry it in, the ingredients for breading, the seasonings, the sauces, and the potatoes for the fries for that? >>203268810I keep making more money every year but everything is costing more so my standard of living doesn't go upI'm making almost double what I made before COVID and I live the same
>>203268830Probably costs more for the ingredients in Canada
>>203268738>what did you drink with that THOUGHa monster ultra violet, and then when that ran out, a coconut lacroix>>203268754do you think I go to wingstop and buy $25 worth of slop every day>>203268781I only binge eat once a weeknormalfags call it a cheat day
>>203268911It's only cheat day if you work out You DO work out, right?I had the same thing on my last cheat day
>>203268880Yeah thanks for reminding me, even the base ingredients are much more expensive here, but we have lower pay. You do not suffer in America.
>>203268939of course, and my job keeps me active as wellI'm not the type to sit at a desk all day
>>203268939Actually I get the corn instead of friesCajun seasoning and parmesan seasoning>>203268952I bet there are stupid laws keeping the US from floooding you with cheap produce
>>203268984Working an office job is exactly why I work outGo every morning for an hour and a half after waking up at 4AMNo feeling more based than driving down an empty highway at 4AM
>>203268989there are laws to keep us from flooding ourself with our own cheap produce
>>203269058>>203269058>>203269058
>>203268837yes, actually. you'll even have many spices, potatoes, sauce and batter left over for another frying session.
>>203269190poor people are using ebt to buy 5 or more bottles of ranch
>>203268684Holy shit, that sounds like having this dude as your sister, I feel sorry for her, is she even on meds?
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