love brown women, me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kml92pPjx0

greatest city in the world

Going to start dressing smarter. I’m 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I can’t wear trainers and trackie bottoms anymore. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing.

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Visit Inverness

>>203249746
Ok I will!

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would rather set myself on fire than have an ugly gf. would honestly rather be an incel for life than ever even interact with a mildly unattractive woman

Rape the disabled, sirs

wh*Te angloids will never experience the pain of a bharati warrior forced to live in their oppressive societies

>>203249760
You never said that when I said Visit Hull, fatty.

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>>203249715
>New Zealand: Barefoot
>UK: Socks
>USA: Shoes
Are they dressed for bed?

>GDP outside of London

Ah yes the London bankers and taxmen who handle all the UK's money claim the UK cannot survive without them

>>203249750
bizarre necklace

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Airline Greggs

going for a poo, brb

this is worse than I expected tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ag_A0glZ7I

yanks go to sleep wid their shoes on lmao

>>203249790
where are you headed?

i want to hug and kiss a catberge

>lower GDP per capita than Mississippi
>lower GDP than bharat
britisher sirs...

Hate the way job listings are worded. Can never tell what the job actually fucking entails. It's all some fucking "administrative entry of the administration within the company and maximising RTGG focus within administrative teams with a focus on BBB and the engineering of companion systems" and they you go to an interview and they go "yeah so you just answer the phones and tell the customer to fuck off basically"

aaaaaaaarhhhhhhhhgh aaaaaaaaaaah help me i cant be fucking arsed i dont want to do work i dont want to do anything aaaaaah dont make me work pleaeeassseee

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time to drop the instagram timeline onto /brit/

here's a ruby post

Sort of fancy sucking some toes

>>203249790
>Indian food
>Product of Canada
>Served on Qatar Airways
>To a yankmutt in Ethiopia
Truly a wonder of Globalism
Heil America!

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None of my friends wished me happy birthday today

>>203249827
ktim. Bring back hunter-gatherer tribes I say

Rorke currently shell shocked by Hobby Bomb

>>203249816
Nowhere. Dad brought it off the plane

>>203249841
mallardlad wouldve loved this

>>203249826
This is my biggest issue, I feel very under qualified reading descriptions and then find out it’s shit like that, when I’m fine using phones and more computer literate than 99% of people.

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Why havent you moved to the Isle of Skye anon?

>>203249855
loooooool

>>203249746
No thanks it's a racist shithole

>>203249715
Eliza was so pure and cute

>>203249746
buying a ticket now

>>203249863
heard he killed himself after the bullying
t. knower

Planning tomorrow's steamingtoil.

I like to have an itinerary; videos to watch, music to listen to, games to play. I always start drinking at 6pm.

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its over

Current coom power level after a few days of nocoom
>Yesterday: Shagging the gf (she did not cum)
>Today: one wank over black women porn and one wank over an art hoe YouTube essayist because her bare feet turned me on

>>203249899
Steam?

>>203249881
how so

>>203249855
None of my friends wished me happy birthday today either.
My birthday is in July so that's probably why now that I think about it.

Lad in the last thread mentioned Warehouse Apprenticeships. You think that's grim? They've had "Apprentice Customer Service Representatives" for years.

Any mouthbreathing retard can get a job in a call centre, it takes zero skill and all you need to do is avoid losing your shit when somebody is nasty to you on the phone.

My first job after school was in a call centre. I had zero experience and my starting salary was £22k a year. We had people on my team who were doing the apprenticeship and they were on like £16k doing the exact same job I was doing.

Completely useless "qualification", it's not even worth the tiny amount of energy you would use while tearing the fucking thing up and putting it in the bin. I actually felt sorry for them, they thought they were actually going to get more opportunities with that qualification in the future so they just accepted that they were being paid the absolute bare minimum the company were legally allowed to give them.

>>203249904
Grim

>>203249917
Haha

>>203249906
>art hoe YouTube essayist because her bare feet turned me on
Corr gisssa link

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>>203249780
She's my Kiwi Kween

>>203249919
the reason the UK is like this is because firing people is incredibly difficult

I am the very model of a puzzle-solving gentleman
I'm quizzical and cryptical, a very moden mental-man
I know the rules of Sudoku, of Killer and of Equal Sum
And where, on German whisper lines, the digits 4 and 6 can come
I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical,
I'm often asking questions whether real or rhetorical
About Sudoku's secrets I am teeming with a whispered line
For every row and column and the sum of digits 1 through 9
I'm very good at knowing sums if numbers are triangular
I like my puzzles square (although I'll try them if rectangular)
In short, in solving puzzles which no ordinary mortal can
I am the very model of a puzzle-solving gentleman
(In short, in solving puzzles which no ordinary mortal can
He is the very model of a puzzle-solving gentleman)

>>203249790
Odd that is the same counter top which Spaincuck used

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>>203249906
>her bare feet turned me on

>>203249896
i didnt even get a chance to tell him he was handsome

>>203249919
>Any mouthbreathing retard can get a job in a call centre, it takes zero skill
I have autism thoughbeit

>>203249950
You need to fuckin touch grass

>>203249956
That's alright lad his nan told him that regularly

>>203249826
Same you're not alone

>>203249906
>Yesterday: Shagging the gf (she did not cum)
make her cum or shell cheat on you mate

>>203249919
Had a similar experience in a grad role at a software engineering company. Thankfully, the more senior engineers would drop a lot of hints about how shit the progression is, (without saying it directly), and how they wouldn’t stay if they were me and that they’re only there because it’s close to them or pays very well at their level.

>>203249950
You are severely mentally ill.

got my freak turned on all the way to max

>>203249870
Because I am not a multimillionaire from London
>>203249915
The council hates Scottish people

Might not return to the office after my lunch simply can not be arsed. Mental that I've got another 35 years of this minimum before I can rest

>>203249982
hey siri play hot freaks by guided by voices

>>203249995
>The council hates Scottish people
can you explain

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Jesus christ this is a good deal

$100k
fully renovated modern building
10 minute walk from a pleasant beach

>>203250002
>Mental that I've got another 35 years of this minimum before I can rest
if you already feel this way then honestly you won't last 35 years

the true power of the bharati bull has yet to be unveiled... britishers will shake and tremble when that day comes

>>203249855
I didn't know we had the same birthday!

>>203250002
This. So much THIS! They've given me a tonne of work to do with slim deadlines. Just want to get to the Christmas party then I'm leaving at the beginning of next year.

>>203250033
>bharati
dont know what that means

learning uncommon songs on the guitar so I can tell birds I wrote it for them and then shag them

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>A man said he felt "embarrassed and ashamed" after losing almost £20,000 of his inheritance in a rental scam and being evicted from his flat three weeks after he moved in.

>Craig Spokes, 36, from Northampton, paid a year's rent upfront for a flat in London to Samy Daim, who he believed was the landlord. The money had come from his inheritance after his father Barry died of cancer. Yet less than a month after moving in, Mr Spokes was told to leave and all his possessions were left on the street.

>In October 2023, Mr Spokes was looking to move to London after leaving a career as a cruise ship entertainer.

>He said Mr Daim had told him he was the landlord of a flat in Bloomsbury, which could be secured for a £500 a month discount if a year's rent was paid upfront.

>Mr Daim was in fact a tenant himself, renting the flat from the real landlord, but he gave Mr Spokes the keys to the property and allowed him to move in.

>The BBC has seen court documents that show Mr Daim owed more than £14,000 in rent to the real landlord and this had led to bailiffs being sent to the property.

>Mr Daim has not responded to Mr Spokes since the eviction. His social media profiles appear to show a jet-set lifestyle. Social media accounts show pictures of him in luxurious locations around the world and on trips to places such as Thailand, where he is pictured with elephants.

it's what his grandad would have wanted

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god I'm such a small and pathetic little worm

Locked in this room at work and I need a shit. Been holding it an hour sonfar

>>203250002
>protestant work ethic
this is why Bharati BVLLs are remplacing you

I think it's difficult to comprehend that we will have to work until we're about 60 years old, or longer

>>203250013
just wait till you find out about Blackpool

thinking about ben fogle

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some slag exploring the desert

overdosing on ozempic every day until i crumble into dust

>>203250057
didnt read, can you summarise

>>203250054
intellectual property theft of americans... typical

>>203250090
cute tummy

>>203250090
tummy

>>203250059
They can't suffer

The cold is getting to me and it's only 10 degrees. Might move to Cambodia or something before the winter starts.

>>203250052
typo. it's brats

>>203250059
Me and my 8ft tall Amazonian wife

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instagram just recommended this one to me

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love this pic a lot

This is the last, last stand
Of all the Rorkes

>>203250116
Cambodeez nuts

>>203250062
Tempted to poopy on the floor

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kiko used to be incredibly cute
sad how time passes

makes me wonder how long it will be until I look old and haggard, already degraded so much in the past year

admiring my own willard photos

The tattoo phase is just never going to end now is it

>We’re sorry to let you know that we won’t be progressing your application any further on this occasion. Unfortunately, due to the volume of applications we receive we are unable to provide individual feedback at this stage.

>>203250062
Why you locked in mate?

>>203250090
looks hispanic
>>203250125
horridly vain, can tell by the number of necklaces, imagine how many dumb tattoos she has, does she even own a record player or like any of the vinyls lazily festooning her wall? probably an astrology nutter to boot

>>203250175
Tattoos are permanent.

Might play some Sparking Zero cause I'm a disgusting useless neet freak

youtube channel idea - get tony cox to thump people in the nuts and call it 'the pengest punch'

>>203249855
Happy Birthday!

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finally a good fucking post

>>203250008
No I don't think I will

>>203250216
looks like a young moe szyslak in this one

business idea

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Leftypols got a new vaginal canal!

>>203250216
she's so hot

>>203250229
exchange money for goods and services

british culture
>peng
>-berg
>rorke
>leftypol
>business idea: (horrible business idea)
bharati culture
>CEOs
>doctors
>looksmaxing
>morality and philosophy
>business idea: (something people actually want)

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>>203250228
>young moe szyslak
kek
I can see it

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Dunno if that Lucy Letsby schizo yank is among us but if he is then this article may be of interest to him.

Talks about historic deaths at a different hospital and there are 24 (twenty-four) suspects, who all worked at the hospital.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3wp31358pqo

big fat alabama momma rubbing her charcoal perineum on my pasty english face

>>203250057
>Renting at 36
It was already over for this retard before he paid the money.

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another tranny on the log

thanks mr. zuckerberg

mad how

cant take all the anti-british hatred online anymore lads

>>203250257
>peng
that was invented by yung filly - a rapist
peng is out now
anyone saying peng is giving girls the ick

>>203250279
he needs the hustle and bustle of London thoughever

fat ginger cat in a wizards hat

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>>203250249

>>203250288
Trussy is tight

>>203250249
yo wtf

toil in an hour

>>203250216
Timothy James Byrne vibes

>>203250257
>watch korean looksmaxxing video
>guy is 6ft+ chad with a pronounced jawline, huge pecs and a 6 pack before even starting
>constantly says he doesn't care about his appearance when he clearly does
I fucking hate normgroids so much

>>203250249
don't understand how someone that looks like that can have any confidence at all

to post publically, to be proud about getting some disgusting procedure
how do people become this way I wonder

kind of mental how one of the German Green Party leaders is called Goering
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katrin_Göring-Eckardt

>>203250249
remember to opt out of organ donation

>>203250249
Fucking hell. Imagine having a dead womans fanny skin stuck haphazardly onto your axe wound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfRJyt3gTzo

>>203250356
the DMV agent was actually upset with me for opting out kek. no fucking way I am allowing my organs to be installed in some idiot

>>203250330
it's also shallow, especially if they were put on hormones before puberty. The neovaginal canal can only go as deep as the pre-transition penus is long. So many bottom surgeries result in a merely 2 or 3 inch deep neovagina
t. shagged a troon

>>203250330
>>203250381
both of you have fucked trannies?

>>203249738
stfu
i'm 35 and dress casually

nothing good on the ol youtube to watch

>>203249938
no it isn't, you can fire anyone here for no reason if they have less than 2 years in the job
stupid cunt

This is why I filtered yanks on my pc

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its the tranny from squid game

>>203250409
why?

Fellas am I retarded or are audiobook a hard to follow along with?

>>203249855
happy birthday fren
have an amazing day!!!

>>203250409
Honestly fair enough

captcha's got me against the ropes today can't solve these for love nor money

>>203249904
your hairline is perfect
there is nothing wrong here you mong

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>>203250409
stay mad faggot

rorke getting trapped in the astral plane

fit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUb0YgoVOVY

>>203250391
Yes I've never fucked a biogril

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are kemi badenoch

>>203250407
instead of passively consuming mindless slop you could be improving yourself learning how to code in a new language or use a new industry-relevant technology
this is why Bharati BVLLs are succeeding while angloid neetcels can only seethe about us

Sacking someone who has been in a job longer than 2 years is a nightmare.

You need to put them through personal improvement plans for months, constant 1-to-1s giving them feedback that they're still not improving, all that shite. If you don't tick every box, do everything by the book they'll have your arse at an employment tribunal for unfair dismissal.

never met a baldy that wasn't in a constant state of bitter anger

you peng, you gay?

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Danny Choo on the timeline

>>203250357
Imagine donating your body thinking it's going to help cure cancer or some tropical disease and instead your skin is ground up and used to make a neo-vagina

Cocks

>>203250216
cute
is it just me or do that lot disproportionately enjoy the bass

>>203250517
KEK

>>203250517
That's hot ngl

are you mad at me?

that's it, I'm going to clown college

>>203250526
Funny man
Funny funny man

toilberg doesn't need to know that i fixed the bug 2 hours ago

Manmade horrors beyond my comprehension

>>203250532
It's a fake guitar just like theyre fake women

classic rorke tactic of divide and conquer, make everyone hate indians, make everyone hate trans, make everyone hate jews... all to keep their tenuous position of privilege and preferense which is rooted in colonialism and racism

Is everyone in here right now a NEET then?

alri

>>203250485
This is why the US wins btw. This is why entrepreneurships is stifled in the UK and the only way to accumulate wealth is with BTL properties.

>>203250579
lunch break is about to end

>>203250569
Whtie people having sex?

>>203250579
Nope, £43k WFH job

>>203250576
look at people in positions of power, very diverse, then look at people with real power and its all white men and jews

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>>203250579
yh

Applying for jobs that I don't want to do and will likely ignore if they offer me an interview

im back from the gutter and ive brought someone with me

>>203250517
Just insane isn't it? Dire, depressing, dystopian.

>>203250635
good man

need to get the indeed.co.uk opened myself

>>203250548
no im not bald

>>203250579
im toiling right now getting a lot of SHIT from the team because wouldnt you know i havent been doing their work for them

/brit/ and the Great NEET Scare of '24

cow milk is 6 quid a gallon but man milk is free innit

>too fat for my skinny jeans
might have to accept that my twink years are over

>>203250676
We don’t use squids as a currency

>>203250668
*changes this post to 'neet moral panic'*

>>203250686
Longseason!

rorke deploying to prod on a friday before a bank holiday

Steak Club at Wetherspoons, is it?

doubt I will leave the house today

nothing for me out there

How much does a sugar baby type relationship cost

Always embarrassing when an auto-didact artist NEET drops "The Hobby Bomb" on wagies and it fills the following 10 threads with non-stop seething and cope. Yes, there is more to life than haggling for more working from home days and Steak Club at Wetherspoons.

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>archaeological evidence for the "bible"
none
>archaeological evidence for the Vedas and Mahabharata
countless, there's even evidence of ancient nuclear wars in Mohenjo-Daro
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/blogs/thedanispost/researchers-find-proof-of-ancient-atomic-war-a-great-many-years-prior/
>English Indian analyst David Davenport observed proof of what gave off an impression of being the impact epicenter: a 50-yard sweep at the site, where all articles were found to have been intertwined and glassified—rocks had been dissolved by temperatures of around 1500 degrees C and transformed into a glass-like substance.

>>203250768
Spaincuck

>>203250763
I presume it's one of those where if you have to ask you can't afford it.

Like you can't be seen to be worrying about which handbag she chooses to buy because some are more expensive. That's not on.

is there literally any job on the planet that people actually WANT?

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How do you want me?
Hurry it back
I'll put you in the corner when you want my love
Please, babe, be back for bad love, bad love
How do you want me?
How can I wait?
I'm holding you back for a moment
Please, babe, be back for bad love, bad love

>>203250755
haven't left the house since friday. what would be the point? walk around in the cold on my own bored or sit in the house on my own with my internet friends

>>203249746
I went and it rained the entire time bought a nice thick jumper and then realised later it was 100% acrylic

>>203250794
mallard!

fortnite battle pass ~

>>203250785
dildo tester?

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>>203249855
Happy birthday!

>>203250785
yeah bet there is

>>203250789
even just reading this you just know it's the direst shit imaginable

>>203250785
poo gay poo porn fluffer

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>archaeological evidence for the "bible"
>none
>there's even evidence of ancient nuclear wars

Fake meat (vegan)
Fake women (trannies)
Fake creativity (AI)
Fake happiness (drugs)
Fake news (the media)
Fake history (academia)
Fake work (WFH, email jobs)
Fake money (Fiat currency)

>>203250785
I want to be a scientist

28 soon, got to start dressing better. suppose I'll start with coats, wonder what I should get.

>>203250790
its not that cold. your internet friends can wait. go for a walk, get the blood flowing and then have a shower.

>synthetic materials in your clothes
unbelievably grim

>>203250815
its choon shut it
https://youtu.be/HtEe8lMcaX4?si=NY2CWvzNN4IyFScd

>>203250826
Mental how accurately Christianity describes Satan's rule of Earth

After the 2nd world war the population of the UK was so poor that people started making clothing out of coal slag

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Well then lads?

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>>203250831
>suppose I'll start with coats, wonder what I should get.

>Black law student Suhel Ali who called England star Bukayo Saka a ‘monkey’ a 'n*****' and a 'black piece of s***' is let off because he ‘was not intending to be racist’
Two Tier Keir

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>>203250804

Another day in my deplorable incel virgin freak evil pervert chud life

>>203250785
not the Man Utd manager job haha

>>203250781
You just reminded me of how cringe it sounds buying designer bags and shit
Will just get into whores

leftypol buying full-size chocolate bars for his "we're going to be that house this Halloween" reddit photo op

>>203250878
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

>>203250878
What’s the actual legal argument here
When the coppers picked him up they saw he was black?

>>203250872
Open borders them goon to what they do

>>203250874
I have a coat like this and I cannot emphasise how much of a speccy virgin I look in it.

need to get a new passport

>>203250896
going to put in for an afternoon/evening shift on Halloween. cant be doing with being home.

>>203250721
Gotta hit em with the LGTM without reading the changes

Have you ever worked so hard you've fallen asleep while doing something?

>>203250874
tried a long balmacaan but felt like such a virgin, don't think I can. peacoats feel soy as fuck too.

>>203250918
leftypol institutions hold non-whites to different standards. that is racism for some reason

>>203250933
get one. its surprisingly easy and mine took less than 2 weeks and it wasnt priority paid

Anyone ever had a friendly relationship with an escort? Like gone to one often enough you know each other pretty well?

>>203250938
You get many trick or treaters round your way then?

I'd have to go back 10+ years for the last time I remember anyone coming to the door on Halloween. Driving about I see the odd family with dressed up kids and that but seriously there has been no one at the door in over a decade.

>>203250485
Know a lad who got a flat settlement of 10 grand from a company because they sacked him without doing one of his meetings properly.

He admits himself he was shite at the job but they were like "As you were told in the meeting on x date" and he was like "I was never told that"

Since they forgot to record the meeting or make proper notes, they couldn't prove that they told him he was at risk of losing his job (despite being put on a PIP and having other meetings where they stressed he was underperforming)

Since that meeting was recorded they couldn't brush it under the rug and just gave him 4 months wages to fuck off and settle it.

>Searching for posts that contain ‘Leftypol blind eye’. 892 results found.

Leftypol needs to go to specsavers from these comments

Bro is wearing coats like he's fuckin Inspector Watson or some shit...

>>203250954
no. when im putting the work in it keeps me focused. but when the job is done ive crashed and slept for 12 hours.

>>203250930
ktim bought a nice coat like this and get too self conscious wearing it because I'm such a freak so it's just been on a hanger gathering dust

just to let you know that i wont be reading that post

>>203250982
if leftypol ever needs reminding of how dishonest he is, you can just link him to all those examples.

>>203250979
do tranny heroin addicts count

>>203250980
It’s been dying out here
Halloween never quite recovered from the post-9/11 anthrax and razor blades scares but it’s gradually gone down more and more

Do white kids go to tuition after school? Or is this only a brown thing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg3J9DMcLvI

>raw denim
>peacoats
>oxford shirts
>beards
>undercuts
>desert boots
>work boots
>brown boots
>henleys
>long coats
>grey sweatshirts/hoodies

>>203250980
yeah there are lots of my road and the next couple over but i dont put out any decorations so to be fair they dont usually knock on.

>>203250994
oh my days

>>203250872
Remember watching a video about why theres no bridge or tunnel at the Gibraltar straights and they were saying how deep the water was and it would be almost impossible but all i could think was it because no fucker wants us linked to africa they could just walk across

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*aisles up next to you*
Menwhowanttobesexuallyassaulted say WHAT?

>>203251038
What a bizarre question

Never get (you)s when phoneposting. I'm just not at my best

>The only thing I believe in is my breasts. I like my breasts, because I can't kill anything with my breasts. My hands, my feet, my teeth, my tongue, my eyes, they're weapons that can kill and hurt anything, but not my breasts. As long as I have these round breasts, I'm okay. I'm still okay.

>>203251051
>the Gibraltar straights

>We appreciate your interest and the time you took to apply for the Administrative Business Partner (6 Months Fixed Term Contract) role here at Google DeepMind.
>Having reviewed your application, we have made the decision not to progress you further in our process. While we are not able to share more detail on why you were not selected for this role .....

for fucks sake where is the fucking bar at that I cannot get a 6 month admin role? i have a degree and 4 yrs of experience what do they want?

>>203251091
>what do they want?
a brownman

>>203250981
You need an absolute brass neck to do that sort of thing but it's really the way to go if you're in a job that you hate and want to leave.

Take the piss, make them sack you, never voluntarily leave. It's almost psychopathic in a way, where you need to be completely removed from caring about what anyone at your workplace thinks of you as you run down the clock on their red-tape process for sacking you. But if you want to maximise your money, it's the way to go (as opposed to quitting).

Alri de latsssss. Alri de lattttttttsssss...

Waiting on the missus to get back from the 'eeky 'ops.

Hungry :/

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>In his book “Conundrums of Ancient History,” A. Gorbovsky says that no less than one skeleton found at the site contained in excess of multiple times the dimension of radiation that it ought to have had, and a huge number of “dark stones,” which were once mud vessels, were discovered combined because of extraordinary warmth.
>Davenport additionally clarified that what was found at Mohenjo-Daro emulates precisely the impacts of the fallout that occurred in Hiroshima and Nagasaki amid the twentieth century.

>>203251086
Gibraltar heterosexuals

>>203251051
there's a tunnel under the english channel but migrants still take boats

Don't want to go to work.
Don't even want to be alive.
All seems a bit pointless.

>>203251056
I think you've gone your whole life not knowing that the word is "sidle" rather than "aisle".

I've done you a favour by telling you that the word is sidle.

>>203251091
An Indian

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Wonder what heathermong thinks about this
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly2d829dgyo

Where's mousey?

Where's dtfic?

>>203251148
a nindian in old english

>>203251107
>>203251148
well I am not brown but the same or an identical role is on the website so I am simply reapplying

>>203251143
I must have hit a instead of s and it autocorrected

>>203251120
Didn't Islam take that weird magical cow and just make it a horse

Thursdays are shite

little aussie fella posting from his coconut phone

>>203251091
>While we are not able to share more detail on why you were not selected for this role .....
this is usually because they're looking for a woman or an ethnic

>>203250954
i dont work hard

>>203251141
erm have you considered taking SSRIs and doing 6 sessions of NHS cognitive behavioural therapy?

Any Farmer Phil man in?

https://youtu.be/2vgSdhaH6mU

Nothing comfier watching with my cheeky Aero'ess wondering how he does it :3

The UK is so grim Lol

Rorkeypol spewing lies about migrants again

>>203251161
>Someones perception on how someone tells something is evidence

time for lunch me thinks
and i might have another coffee while im at it

love adding "simple." before a wikipedia link, makes it much nicer

https://simple.wikipedia.org

>>203251305
wikiwand for me

>>203251305
Meatspin for me.

>>203251305
they should make a "nice.wikipedia.org" shouldn't they

>>203251224
tfw you are a white male looking for simple comfy admin roles

>>203249841
She is utterly ghoulish
Bitch needs to eat a kebab

>>203251214
Worst day of the week imo

bagels are so stupid
everything just falls out the holes

>EVERYONE KNOWS IM HOLY (holy, holy)
hate this cunt

fuuuck I told my grandma I was working on a "project" on my laptop and now she's calling all my aunts and sarcastically saying "oh yea anon is working on a PROJECT"

>dtfic pops on seething and being a hate monster

Sad 2bqhwy lads :/

>>203251359
just had one for lunch was quite nice. egg ham and mushroom. didn't make a mess at all maybe you are just a spaz?

>>203251387
Why do you not use your tripcode

>>203251455
What tripcode will that be, lad?

>>203251463
Ever thought about suicide?

>>203251387
OBSESSED

>>203251455
everyone filtered him

>>203251491
No lad, not ever. The missus wouldn't be too happy, you see.

Any Mario Kart 8 Deluxe man in? Might play it instead of Rocket League.

>>203251463
The one belonging to the poster known as 'Spainlad' (the poster you are currently failing to impersonate).

>>203251305
simple wiki for simple folk

>>203251528
Alri mate how’s it going

noticed the stitching on one of my coats was uneven and now I can't stop thinking about it, mental

>>203251359
fucking preaching to the choir amount of hours of my life spent seething over those stupid fucking holes
god forbid you try and spread something as well jesus

>>203251533
Is that like a pass?

>>203251553
This is a terrible Spainlad impersonation. Do better or don't bother at all.

>>203251541
Alri lad.

Not much just lounging about waiting for the missus to come back

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just saw this post on instagram and honestly it confuses the hell out of me

this is such an insecure look
nothing about this works

>>203251553
You are such a bizarre specimen
They should put you in a zoo and do experiments on you

>>203251606
>>203251606
>>203251606

>>203251359
>>203251552
are you niggas that dumb that you cant put stuff on a bagel properly

>>203251603
Looks sort of peng to me lad

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>>203249738
Dressing nicely depends on your class and social standing. Don't go outside of your boundaries.