Rorke edition
moo deng
>>203251606So this is Rorke.
What does DTFIC even mean?
hate this stupid fucking hippo
poo peng
>google the number my family member gave me as a "direct referral" for a job>it's literally just a recruitment agencyfuck me.
it be thundering and lightnining and maybe flooding a bit
>>203251606shitty meme
>>203251644down to fuck (if consensual)
https://youtu.be/HiRo5GZ6DWE?t=5645Me after I have a wank
>>203251644Desperate to fit in Canadian.
How come women when they’re unhappy with a relationship start going on about their identity and say things like, “I don’t know who I am anymore and I need to find myself”Men lay out the problems
>>203251667OWO>>203251683Baited for this exact response Get new material you boring retard
>>203251684Women are never thinking about you, it's always for themselves. Men are actually more emotional and do think about others.
>>203251683Alri beautiful xHow are we today?
irritated by how little pride the working class take in dressing themselves. tracksuits in public should be illegal
>>203251684I don't know mate I've never been in a relationship or touched a woman's breast.
>>203251713ktim
every city would be better with proper cycling infrastructure
Might apply for a minimum wage cleaning job with 8:30-13:30 shifts. What do we reckon lads?
top 10 /brit/ words 1. poo2. greng3. peng4. grim5. ktim6. howling7. roaring8. screaming9. screjming10. pooeng
Right, so that's a barbour transport and a barbour bedale ordered. On to the wool coats now.
>>203251684Men do this too disproportionately more so than women you're just an incel whose entire idea of women comes from television and social media
Trying the feeding window technique
>>203251751virg
>>203251756Where's your missus lad? Notice you hardly ever post about her
>>203251749PENGRIM
>>203251742want to push catberg over not horribly just think it would be fun
the size difference between these two is immense
>>203251757Is that when farmer mummy dearest pours your slop into a trough once a day, piggy?
>>203251749Yeah?
>>203251749all me
why does instagram think I want to see this?
>>203251789 cute post
Why do we have to with with the eu making such stupid things like these bottle caps they did?
ive come around on dark brown/black eyes. always thought they were trash but now i find them entrancing. like blackholes that pull you in. big, enveloping. it's fun staring into them and trying to find the break between the pupil and the iris.
>>203251773You're obsessed Post about her same frequency as always She's upstairs while I wait for this townhall meeting to commence as I drink my cuppa from my vegan anti cannabis mug
>>203251809great questiongot one of my own too, why does bibo think we want to see this?
>>203251815Cromwell should have finished the jobDon't you just hate it when the contractor wants to fuck off early.
>>20325180927, still a volcel. the urge to make a woman pregnant is getting stronger with every month that passes. mad. never wanted to shag and make every woman I see pregnant so much before.
>>203251809Nice furniture
>>203251747go for it
if I moved to the UK could I become prime minister? I think I could fix every issue the UK has
>>203251644dude that farts in crowds
DTFIC doesn't have a missus. Huge larp
>>203251756Men do not use this type of language. Especially in regards to ending relationships
not applied to any jobs todaythere are no jobs for NEETs in this country it's bloody shocking so it is it's a disgrace
>>203251893think you just squirted mayo on it so you'd get EJ replies
following this ukrainian refugee in the usa is very enjoyable for me she's very funny actually
>>203251923Corr...Sounds kind of peng to me lad. Does mummy cook you lots of treaties? Remember when I was a NEET post Uni days and it was proper peng :3
>>203251853cromwell's the reason our countryside isn't filled with our old architecture. britain gets to have old churches and things everywhere but we have nothing since they're all knocked down. that's one thing I hate a lot. How would any other country like it if all their old churches were knocked down?
>>203251917Never heard of a midlife crisis?
would you rather live in London or Edinburgh?
https://youtu.be/fVTxgnW5KOE
>>203251973london stupid question
>>203251910Mental how badly I mindraped you
>>203251973i'd never be able to afford either
Anyone getting the Alarmo then? Looks like a tasty bit of kit
The readhttps://www.pimlicojournal.co.uk/p/the-safe-standing-sham
>Chubbuck's focus on her lack of intimate relationships is generally considered to be the driving force for her depression. Her mother later summarized that "her suicide was simply because her personal life was not enough." She lamented to co-workers that her 30th birthday was approaching, and she was still a virgin who had never been on more than two dates with a man. Her brother Greg later recalled a man that she had gone out with several times before moving to Sarasota, but agreed that his sister had trouble connecting socially in the beach resort town. He believed her constant self-deprecation for being "dateless" contributed to her ongoing depression.>The film reel of the restaurant shooting had jammed and would not run, so Chubbuck shrugged it off and said on-camera, "In keeping with the WXLT practice of presenting the most immediate and complete reports of local blood and guts news, TV 40 presents what is believed to be a television first. In living color, an exclusive coverage of an attempted suicide."[18] She drew a .38-caliber Smith & Wesson Model 36 revolver and shot herself behind her right ear.
>>203251923>there are no jobs for NEETs in this countrydo you mean specifically for autistics who can't speak to randomers?
mumberg sitting doing fucking colouring books when she could be knitting some jumpers for me, grim
>>203251997is this sex?
i wish the clocks weren't going back. i hate the dark. i'm going to be absolutely miserable this winter
https://youtu.be/dMqWTkgDt6ADesperately need to get myself one of these looking out at the ocean desu
need a hobbyany suggestions?
>>203252036that’s a based way to go tbqh
>>203252048bluds mum is retarded
>>203252084Posting on /brit/, lad.Dtfic spends 18 hours doing it
If you really wanted a job that bad you'd've got one by nowThat's the truth
>>203252056dont know maybe part of itcant tell where one bit of these strange cephalopod things ends and another begins frankly
>>203252084why not try writing? i gave it a go but i never had any good ideas.
>>203252084jigsaw puzzle
>>203252107Not always the case 2bqhwy, lad.After the NEET uni days. It took me a grand total of 2 years to look and hunt for a jobThen I met the missus and everything kind of fell into place for me,Saying that though it wasn't easy and is even worse for most NEETs desu.
spainlad is such a fucking freak lol
>>203251713>breastGrow up
*filters spain*much better
>>203252137How's that, lad?My life is peng. Spanish coast, my very own Mommy gf who cooks for me every dayGet to post on /brit/ on the deck chairs outside.Life is lovely.
>>203252107>If you really wanted a job that bad you'd've got one by nowobviously true
did someone say hobbies? here comes the seethe
Adam is desperate for attention today Wonder if his carer had to call in sick and he's stuck in his soiled nappies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FL7ahAmdp8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FL7ahAmdp8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FL7ahAmdp8this song has mindraped me
i've had such a bad day.
>>203251713grim. im just glad i've touched my mum's and maybe my nan's (i cant really remember)
>10/10/2024aesthetic date this lads. VERY pleasant on the eye.
Missus came back with saussie rolls :3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-WCAEwMJhI
I might post about Spaincucks Tesco MinceOr I might not
>>203252181why did he suddenly decide to bring back his 'spaino' persona after spamming the thread as his belgian cuckold persona for months?
>>203252181>>203252228>>203252229can you not
>>203251684they convince themselves that being in the relationship has fundamentally changed who they are and to become themselves again they need to leave it. losing interest in a partner eventually isn't so crazy an occurrence and they could just be honest with themselves and say they don't love their partner anymore
(in the style of "Our House" by Madness)wagiesdon't have time for a hobbywagiesdon't have time for a hobby
Pasty virgin incel hour is it?Seethe all you want incels.
>>203252229You must be thick or severely mentally ill not to recognise that it's someone doing a piss poor impersonation of him.
what happened to 24hr supermarkets?
>>203252281woke banned them
>>203252272bore off adam
>>203252229LARPing as a normoid is like a security blanket for him Makes him feel normal when the bad thoughts come Also his tranny LARP ran out of steam and he's creatively bankrupt so he's switched back to pretending to be a shagger >>203252245Sorry just get a filter besides meeting starts in 2 minutes so I'll be leaving Just about to wipe shit out of my hairy ass haha x
>>203252281pretty much every big supermarket where I live is still open 24/7
>>203252298You're thick.
>>203252307wre u lib?
>>203252281a thing of the past like respect and manners
>>203252321hartlepool
Hermione Granger The first movie ;)
what do you know about nero and sporus
>>203252307asda is the one open latest near me, and that's just till 11pm. all the others close at 10pm.
>>203252331Clearly as seen here>>203252315
>>203252342
quite like wearing barbour jackets, don't look like such a scrote. but I need to something less like a raincoat and not sure what to get.
first poo in 3 days after that diarrheoa episode. realising now my body has a weird quirk where it just stores poo until my gut is literally filled to the point of bursting and then it suddenly unleahes all the poo at once.
Primary school class just walked past toil and boy does the future look grim
>>203252377everyone's does that
>>203252389why were you watching them?
mumberg had somehow activated Talkback (screen reader for when you are blind) on her phone what a fucking mess how do they do this
Just been on the phone to the council. Gotta get my support from support workers fully funded so i can doss in peace with the help of a de facto mommygf who comes round and does my chores
>>203252334huh hubersfild me
Delivery man will be here soon
>>203252397no mate, most people have regular bowel movements. not sudden "you're gonna shit yourself" moments after 3 days of nothing.
>>203252406They walked right past the window, what are you suggesting?
>>203252389um
>>203252084gardening?
>>203252389Please explain what you mean
>>203252377yea that's normal mate. don't worry about it
Got one of them balls of snot right at the back of my nose/mouth that just will not shift
>>203252377does it smell really rancid? i really love it but i just found out that the smell can kill your brain cells. i reckon this is why im so dumb
unfathomably how mentally ill and deluded the cucknadian is, near mousenonce tier
>>203252424
cannot believe how hard it is to just buy some fucking crypto. utterly unbelievable
>>203252464Minority white obviously
12
>>203252432Same! What you getting?
>>203252506Don't want to say
fuck me it's 2pm already
what do you think britain will be like in 100 years?
>>203252540shit
I'm a broken man
>>203252530One hour closer to Friday. That's how Thursdays work for me typically.
>>203252526Come on we’re all friends here! I’m getting a fry up!
Ordered one of them air dusters me, gaff will be cleaner than a porn star's arsehole
>>203252540Minority white socialist province of the Western superstate
capital, quite capital
>>203252548I'M BROKENINHERIT MY LIFEEEEE
>>203252562they don't actually blow most of the dust off stuff you still need to wipe it with a cloththey're mostly for cleaning stuff that you can't get to with a cloth
Let me tell ya 'bout your blood bamboo, kidIt ain't Coca-Cola, it's rice
>>203252549going solo clubbing on friday for the first time in quite a while as there have been some bad incidents recentlywill be on my best behaviour with minimal drinking
how tall is your gf?mine's 5'3"
>>203252626Is that as grim as it sounds
>>203252023>There was, essentially, no real ‘atmosphere’ at football up until the ’60s. There was no singing, and no real culture associated with following the sport. There was also little animosity. Of course, rivalries existed, but they were generally good-natured. As there should be. Those football hooligans need to be put back in their place and learn some manners.
>>203252639'
>>203252626>as there have been some bad incidents recentlyHow bad are we talking, fella?
just wasted three pieces of paper trying to get the scaling right
>>203252639>5’3GAY, is she?
>>203252540unironically below eastern european living standardsif you're white just move here
We all Seaside in life x
>>203252654The woke won't like this.
>>203251708Not too bad. Wrapped some Xmas presents and did some university studying. Going to the gym later for the first time, bit anxious xHow are you?
>Antony Snook, 45, Riley Tolliver, 18, and three teenagers aged 15, 16, and 17 who cannot be named - are all jointly accused of both murders (of a 15 and 16 year old), and are currently on trial at Bristol Crown Court. >45gaypaedodrilla
dad goes shopping every day
>>203252677which changing room will you be using at the gym?
Always talking about "living the dream" in Spain, as if it makes him better than everyone else.
>>203252644sometimes yes,sometimes no lol>>203252653bans
>>203252659any recommendations where?
>>203252639last gf was 5'1" (i'm 6'8")
>>203252695hate british/drinking culture
Always interrupting conversations or posting cringeworthy comments online. That's Spaedo for you haha
>>203252711in reality he's sat in his smelly childhood bedroom in chester
bloody little fruit flies in every room. Bastards will feel the wrath of a full can of raid fly killer
>>203252716Sydney the white man's paradise
>>203252735Spaedo always expects people to cater to his posts and will always throw a tantrum if he doesn't get his way, kek.
only time i was into drinking was as a teenager drinking 2ltr plastic bottles of own-brand cider while playing counter strike with the lads
>>203252704Neither. I'll be walking there in joggers and top and walking back.
>>203252695Corr she’s sprayed everywhere
Adam always acting like the expert in Spanish culture yet his posts are in broken Spanglish usually, and he's only spent like 3 months in Spain tops. Lol.
>>203252718alright slenderman
>>203252759disgusting freak
Remember how Spaedo always used to share info about his carer making it seem she was actually real?
>>203252759but what if you need a piss?
please stop talking about him. its weirdno one cares.
>>203252687>On being informed of Mason's death, Mr Snook "took a large exhale of air followed by stating ‘s***’", Mr Tully told the court.
Weirdly proud of the most mundane things, like grocery shopping in Spain as if it’s some huge achievement.
Hilarious that birds were putting a watermelon emoji in their bios thinking it would SOMEHOW help Palestine
>>203252800its literally him talking about himself
>>203252800we'll talk about you all we want adamand you can't stop us
>>203252785alri
>>203252799They have normal toilets there as well.
He's actually not even in Spain anyway, he's just using stock photos which you retards fall over time after time again. Fucking bunch of retards. Lol
>>203252829what does normal mean?are you using the men's or women's toilet?
There’s a joke theory that the carer is the real brains behind the operation and secretly controls everything.A few people think the partner is actually an actor paid to LARP with him, and the whole thing is some elaborate prank.
>>203252810they're still doing it matepalestine will be free any day now I promise
>>203252824ive been looking for your 8 pages lad
>>203252725
not sure whether to play video games or watch the latest netflix slop when I get home
Honestly, I’m just tired of hearing about his fake Spanish lifestyle.Why do they act like Spain is this mythical land where nothing bad ever happens?The fact they have a carer and STILL think they’re living this glamorous life blows my mind.
>>203252850I don't interact with women except to insult them in comment sections so I thought it'd have ended. Reckon I could get some pussy if I put one in?
>>203252842Toilets that aren't part of a changing room. And I use the women's.>>203252845Mental how badly we've mindraped you
>>203252811thisand the non conscious cucknadian so desperate for attention he pretends to be spainnonce impersonating him
>>203252853gonna getcha if ya come into me forest again
>>203252891why would you use the women's toilet when you're a man?are you kind of sick pervert?
hmm another day of doing nothing but work and sleep.
do aussies wear sun cream all the time
>>203252870get home from where lad?
Everything’s perfect in his fantasy Spain... except reality.
They started faking a Spanish accent after one week. Cringe. You can stop talking about your carer Sacked Tranny anyway, Spainnonce.
Well rorke?
>>203252927I don't belive in it peersoanlly haven't worne it for yearsbtw trying a new thing where I dont fix my tyops
>>203252927no they just die of skin cancer more than any other people on earth (this is not a joke)
September 2024>Depressed and suicidal>Unemployed>No hobbies>No wash just didn't careOctober 2024>Grinning ear to ear>Working at the KFC>Already a Judo black belt and learning Russian>Not washing and don't care
Absolutely mental migraine going on in my skull, it's making my eyes water.If I die from a stroke, just want you all to know that I think you're boring bastards.Cheers x
>>203252933Why do you seethe so much over Spainers? He’s living a good life and is a fun poster.
>>203252695haha thats someone's mum rn
Buying groceries or sausage rolls isn’t a life achievement, calm down.
get the experts trusted
>>203252950nice i will not fix mine either matedont u burn a lot then tho>>203252954damn that's sad. i qish they wouldnt be dying
>>203252963It's not seething his life is genuinely shambolic and I wish he'd stop posting here, the sad sack of shit.
bring back video game magazines and demo disks
>>203252969I engineered it. (I did a big fart while sky diving off the coast of Florida)
Anyway, you're filtered now Spainnonce. Spain is a shit country anyway.
>>203252891what's the workout plan for today dee lass?
>>203252981not really I've got wog blood so just get a tan
>>203252947Could just do both
>>203252969if the msm go out of their way to nip some "conspiracy" theory in the bud then it is almost certainly truesource = everything related to covid
>>203252969wasnt it a shit hurricane anyway
>>203252957thanks. at least someone is thinking about me
>>203252947the billionaires import the immigrantsleftypol will NEVER accept this
>>203252956bipolar mentalist not unlike a woman
>>203253003Don't know. Today's target is to familiarise myself with the gym and hopefully relieve some anxiety about it. Probably only going to be doing some cardio and maybe some resistance machines or dumbbells.
Business idea. Dying my hair blue and wearing a skirt going round to companies telling them how to be more sensitive and diverse and if they don't theyre actually probably nazis and who'd do business with a nazi?
if I ever view working at KFC as an achievemtn I give permissionfor my famil to kill me on site
>>203253045do heavy deadlifts
>>203253105No because I could seriously hurt myself.
>>203253112We can only hope.
>>203249331The Industrial Revolution started in the 17th century
>>203253119Kek
>>203253112you could seriously get some gains too. risk vs reward
>>203253121Clearly says 18th century on the cover of that book
talking crowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I5Vm_YO_MY
>>203253151Yes... Hence my correction
why do aussies love dimmies so much
>>203253169But youre wrong
do women really
>>203253177Scotland became industrial in the 1600s...
>>203253162ecpected a croew talking but this was 90% a fat BITCH not dshutting the fuck up
it's officially got cold
>>203253178Unreadable tripe
>>203253178>destructive preganciesKinoWhen your wife aborts the baby so she can get an African child on board
>>203253178>teens under 18>receiving oral sex from animals>penetrating an animal>being penetrated by an animal>dogs>horsesAll of these have a higher reported interest than "creepy people". It's over.
>>203252969some butterfly on the other side of the world will unironically get away with it again
more talkinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfsnHVaScjg
>>203253178there is hope for diego
are cishets even human? like for real
>Essex>Wessex>Sussexwhere's Nossex?
UK is the most right wing nation on the Europe. The nation that fell for the GDP cult the hardestThat's why it's a shithole now. wuelelele
>>203253260your bedroom
EW might not be physically the strongest in her gym, but given the hardships she's gone through and for her to come out of all of it smiling, I would say she is the strongest person there <3
>>203253273SCREAMINGPolished that incel freak off
>>203253245says male preferred
>>203253279>might not be physically the strongest in her gymProbably is if it's a woman's gym.
>>203253178>colour coding fiasco>logarimic scale>doesn't repeat y axis at the other sideit's like they dont want you to be able to read the graph
>>203253292well that's fine because diego is gay
>>203253225>phoneposter
>>203253321Just too complicated for my tiny mind
>>203253178>sex with your own dead body
>>203253313Bruvva is cula blind
>>203253203And ancient indians had flying cars, give me some proof angus
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c2ekvm2j4z1okaty paying exclusively for that black gherkinmmmhmmmmm ain't nun timmy could do
just saw a middle aged man on an e scooter zip past, he was wearing a hoodie that had on it, I kid you not, "BRAPBRAP"
black gherkinexclusive white gyal membership club
hawk tuah and spit on that thangfunniest shit ever!!
>>203253357>>203253388wrong VPN adam
>>203253344Railways existed in Scotland then and the Borders was cleared for large scale wool farming for Italy.
hawk tuah spit on that bbc
>>203253374Based
>>203253178
Almost in tears thinking about the sleep im about to have. 16:00 needs to come 4x quicker
>>203253343t. made the graph
>>203253374You've been struckYou've been hit byA smooth rizzler
mmmmhmmm ain't nun timmy could do
>>203253399You got nothing like i thought
black goons LTDCEO katy
>>203253399Always wondered what happened to all those bookshops
cronem hitting down under
Trainline benchod won’t refund me
>>203253461blap blap katy falling in love
INSANE LBC caller can't define woke
>if you decline cookies you will get ads that are more repetitive and less relevant to youOh man
Black dick just hits diff.
genuinely don’t know why we don’t force Scotland and wales to go independent. They are a huge financial burden surely we could free up billions
Neighbours bratty daughters are outside playing in their garden
>>203253530why?>biggerthis has been debunked. it's just a fetish like footfags and paedophiles
>>203253542where else would english millionaires flee
>>203253468what happened
>>203253542Wales got a parliment even though there was no popular support for it and they never had a vote with more than 45% voter turn out
>>203253542not a good look
>>203253562What do you mean
>>203253586>>203253586>>203253586>>203253586
>>203253553brat summer never stops
>>203253574New Labour loves this shit
>>203253434?Railways aren't industrial?
>>203252700my dad and grandparents do as well, or basically every day I guess its the only time they leave the house really so why not
