brudders edish
poo deng
your favourite coldplay song lads?
almost covfefe time
might make some new employment reggs on toast
what the fuck do welsh parliamentarians do lol
>>203253542>They are a huge financial burden surely we could free up billionsYou do realise the people who say this claim everybody outside of London is a burden?>>2032535800/10 bait
>>203253574They won more than half the vote. And considering 25% of the population is e*glish born, that’s not bad
gym consistency has fallen off, lads.
>>203253586nah this is just grimits also a pornographic deepfake of another person which is illegal now :/
>>203253652How's it pornographic? You get a stonk on or what?
>>203253626Yeah and they're fucking right
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Why don't blacks sort out their smoke detector chirp?
https://youtube.com/shorts/ckjTnMBcfWU?si=i5cPPv4QF24YPKM6
>>203253626>You do realise the people who say this claim everybody outside of London is a burden?you answered my question with a question. it’s also a bit different because wales and scotland are countries, we can easily cut them off and make them independent, we can’t make London independent from the rest england
WE ARE THE KNIGHTS THAT SAY
>>203253639>50.3%Ah yes very good
G
When did you realise that you were an adult and therefore no one could tell you NOT to piss yourself in the comfort of your own home?
sidemen haven't taken down their filly collabs yet smdh.
is ghost of tsushima soulslop?
E
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Why does a majority matter? Ponder this deeply.
Genuinely mad how shit wales is
F
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Well I'll fight for black rights. Because I think thats good (not that the goverment who 'said' they were bad people) but thats ok. Noone should be racist and that's what I think (but not 'said') - or put that way
>>203253722no it's boring slow stylised shite. cinematic 1v1s every 5 minutes couldn't play it more than an hour
>>203253704Only a million or so voted. What’s your point
toby
Feels great knowing 33% of the uk voted for brexit
>>203253754
not being funny lads but a few birds at work genuinely fancy me even though I'm fat as shit and I think it's because I have so little respect for them, and no problem showing it, that they've mistaken my disinterest for them being beneath me and adjusted their standards accordinglyI don't know if I've cracked the code or just done what millions of fat cunts before me have inadvertently managed as well
>>203253714I know what you mean but it’d just be a faff cleaning it up
lots of mean people here
>>203253737like 1/3 of people living in Wales are english, this is actually a surprise that this passed
how the fuck do Robinsons cordial company stay in business when tesco and the like sell quadruple strenghth cordials that blow Robinsons weak, watery shite out the water taste-wise, price-wise and serving-wise?who the fuck is buying Robinsons juice in 2024? Old people?
fee;s great nowing o wil kil msyelf today
>>203253781They're nice so you don't spike and rape and ill
>Tonight's Question Time is a US election special held in Pennsylvania
>>203253813don't do that
>>203253810cordial is absolutely grimthe sole exception is, of course, lime cordialotherwise just drink beer or um bongo like a normal man
>>203253813It's too early to be drunk. Dosser.
Got pulled for speeding this morning
Is Adele the only contemporary female pop singer worth shit?
>>203253808Because most people didnt care or didnt want it.
HURRICANE MAD MOTHERFUCKER!
>>20325384980mph in a 30?
Lok'tar
>>203253818exactly, that's what I saidor do you think there's a difference between fear and attraction?because I've got news for you if so lol
>>203253852Never heard of her
>>203253781>women are just looking for respectyou’re such a mong it’s unreal
>>203253832educjqa4w sr fucj off
>>203253737mad how they go on and on about 48:52 but not 49.70:50.30almost as if the sore losers won or something
Are any of you gentlemen familiar with the tale of Dr Kelly Lamoreaux?
>>203253879I tried understanding this but I couldn't
>>20325387688 in a 70
>>203253822
spent £118 last month, £167 the month before and £8 so far this month.What about you lads?
she's soon to hit puberty
>>203253896what have you had to drink so far
>>203253893methinks this fat yankee cunt fancies meI do have a nice face though, for a fatty
>enrages english gammons
>>203253941yeah same
We NEED negroes and pakis in every single country NOW!!
>>203253941i spend that in a single night out lol
>>203253964who is he
>>203253945I've had two Brewdogs and now I'm three-quarters of the way through a Hobgoblin Gold
>>203253860people in Wales don't vote for anything because they know they'll just stay poor anyway
>>203253945 calf a bottlre
>>203253964Nonsense in the background makes it look AI generated
>>203253941Spent £111.78 today mate£50 petrol£11 kfc£30 train ticketRest in Sainsbury’s
>>203253852reckon girly pop bender would have something to say about this
>>203253586corrrrrrr
I'm 24 and I live with my mother. Unemployed.
>>203253822Never heard her speak or know anything about her. Is she going to be president?
>>203253964he will talk and seems decent but then reveals some absolutely fucking awful takes about spending billions on immigrants while native welsh people can't even heat their fucking homes
>>203253978Have spent literally £0 on a nights out for about 3 years now. Just don't drink, me. Sometimes I try to get a round in for the lads, but they don't let me because I don't drink lol
>>203254000what nonsense?
Having a drink
Wtf is Narnia anyway
is it bad that the only reason i like my girlfriend is that she likes mei dread the day one of her friends asks me 'what do you like about anonette?'
>>203253700What? In the 17th century Cromwell made all counties in Britain and Scotland require passports to travel between them and you think that's to advance for the day?
>>203254005comfy autumn rainy day train journey sounds cosy
Sorry Rorke, there's not enough money for Guy Fawkes night but there's enough for Eid and Ramadan
>>203253964Nobody is jealous of Wales. Nobody is truly jealous of Scotland either, but it at least has some traits worth respecting (which terminally online nationalists may mistake for envy, being low IQ)England has a far richer history, heritage and culture than any other nation in the British Isles. Ireland is 2nd, then Scotland, then Mann, and finally Wales with the wooden spoon.
>>203253806*gives you a hug*Love the Welsh me
>>203253990>complains when they set the speed limit to 20mph anywhere theres a house
>>203254005Why you on a train if you've got a car?
>>203254018What's the sex like?
>>203254028wutno softdrinks?no food?no entry/ticket fees?no transport costs?no cloakroom?
Saxon cucks having mental breakdowns simultaneously about Wales leaving England and also that it can never leave
>>203254028does nobody mind that youre sober
>>203254043He was building an inbred society. Quite impressive really.
just farted and it smells.............. curious
>>203254056that wasn't a referendum the gov just did that
>>203254051>England has a far richer history, heritage and culture than any other nation in the British Isles. Ireland is 2nd, then Scotland, then Mann, and finally Wales with the wooden spoon.I agreet. scot
>>203254039Narnia business
>>203254051Brother, your own language goes through more degeneration every 10 years than any other does in 100
>>203254081same, but I had seven garners pickled onions last night so it's probably thatme gut flora's fucked lad
>>203254051>England has a far richer history, heritage and culture than any other nation in the British IslesIt doesn't really though
>>203254066Train was for my sister not me
>>203254069That's not funny or allowed
>>203254079I've never been not-sober. Never had a drink in my life and all my mates are the ones I've grown up with so it's not a surprise to them. Every time I meet someone new, they do the same routine. "YOU DONT DRINK?! god i wish i could do that, costs a bloody fortune *necks a pint*" Without fail.
>>203254051I honestly believe its a testament to Englands benevolence that they still have a culture and identity. France destroyed all their regional places apart from brittany
>>203254051Every country outside the British isles would kill to have the history of Wales
>>203254026He backtracked most of that immigrant shit earlier this year with the elections
>>203254120
>>203254133>France destroyed all their regional places apart from brittanyUntrue.
>>203254077I'm norman.
>>203254133Or maybe it's because the Church controlled Scotland and England didn't control the church
>>203253652its not even nsfw you prig
>>203254131was your da an alcie
>cheapest rent I can find is £725 a month>minimum wage is like £1000 a monthThat's a bit mental innit?
>>203254133we never even banned their language nor mistreated them - the irish and gaels only got that treatment because they were uppity catholics
New Football Manager delayed until March lmao
>>203254086The government voted in by 40% of the voters. In before "well actually 1/3 of welsh are english so that's amazing"
need a cock in my ass so bad
>>203254182raging
I'm thinking 'za tonight
farts smell like eggs
>>203253877zug zug
>>203254163Na but I think I have ADHD and mistakenly made the connection between ADHD and having an addictive personality. Thought that my tendency to latch onto something new and milk it dry before moving on was an addiction problem, so never done anything possibly addictive, like gambling or drink or drugs. Too late in life to change that now.
>>203254137Wales only appears relevant because of Arthurian stories invented by Englishmen and Frenchmen in the Middle Ages. Even most of 'their' own history occurred in what is now Cumbria, Lancashire and Yorkshire, rather than Wales itself. Wales is basically the last vestige of England before it was England, and should thus Welshness simply treated as an aspect of Englishness rather than a distinct identity. There are pills, injections, etc that'd work wonders on what passes for a mind in Merthyr Tydfil
>>203254169*Saxons wanted to sell wool and employ Irishmen instead of Englishmen
>>203254182the gov wasn't elected on a mandate of reducing the speed limit, that wasn't brought up until they were already in.but you're english, you won't listen, you'll assume you know better then call me a welsh sheepshagging povvo or something else predicatble
what so you just sit in pubs with your mates and drink water? not even a lemonade? fucking freewheeler mate
>>203254154Wales joined England in like 1300. Brittany didnt joing france until the 1600s. Any independent or "culturally" distinct place in france that joined before 1600 is seen as entirely french
>>203254036Welsh Not
>>203254242>should thus Welshness*Welshness should thus
>>203254242bizarre level of cope
bet it's nice to feel wanted. no wonder women are all full of themselves
>>203254231boring nonce hour i see>aroo aroo cromwell aroo aroo brittany aroo aroo the church and the statefuck off
>>203254250I live in wales (north) soulful part
We're so proud of you not drinking. You are clearly an ubermench among us mortalsTwat.
I kneel before the welsh, know they preserved our pre roman history
>>203254254I bring a water with me usually.>>203254285You on the drink yourself lad? haha
Pro-British thread:>>203254245>>203254245>>203254245
>>203254231>>203254285>>203254295i didnt mean to quote your post sorry
>>203254288oh so you live in wales but are english
>>203254295but you sit, in the pub, drinking your own water, and don't pay anything?
>see a cheap place to live>realise it's in a protestant area so i cant live themThe search continues.
>>203254295>I bring a water with me usually.fckign sceaMIANG
>>203254279cope for what? lmao
Silent Hill 2 is one of the best games ever made with a unique atmosphere made by Japanese auteurs. The Silent Hill 2 Remake is Woke and Pozzed! "curated" by Western ideologues pushing their leftist agenda. It has ZERO atmosphere, just another generic title albeit with decent graphics.If you can't nail the atmosphere of a game such as Silent Hill then the whole thing falls apart. For me? It gets a D-
wales i said walesis SHIT TIER and scotland i said i said SCORTLARNDis fucking AIDSand i tell you ahwhati'll ahtell ya ahwhat nowNORTHERN FLAMING IRELANDwell,it's utterly grimand so, lads, you seethat it's ENGLAND for me*keeps virginity*
>>203254373Lol, good post. Chuds are OWNED with this one
>>203254388take it to the shitheap >>>/v/
For me it's the lemon, lime and bitters
>>203254373i don't get it
>>203254388Maria looks trans so the game is slop
>>203254390*thwacks you into the horizon with a baseball bat in a manner much like a Warner Brothers cartoon*
is it a crime if you can't handle the BBC
>>203254388>For me? It gets a DYour mum got that as well
I take my own cans of lager down the pub
British women are not very attractive thoughever
>>203254385you can't cope with the fact that arthurian legend and much of the history of the isles don't belong to england, so you have to pretend that they are english and that wales is basically england, but you'll probably paradoxically claim in the next breath that welsh people are dumb and inferior and english people are so much better
CAN YOU IMAGINE IN THE TIME OF GREAT WAR, ALL THESE GOD FEARING WELSHMEN FROM THE MOUNTAINS WHO REFUSED TO ANSWER THE CALL FOR FEAR OF BEING UNCHRISTIAN. UNTIL LLOYD GEORGE CONVINCED WELSH PRIESTS TO ADVERTISE THE WAR AS A HOLY CRUSADE. THEN ALL THOSE MERRY MOUNTAIN MEN MARCHED FROM THE MIST AND INTO THE HELL OF MUD AND BURNING STEEL.
For me it's Monster Aussie Style Lemonade. Fell in love with the stuff during my gap year in Melbourne 2021.
Missus went out on Saturday night with her 'mates'. Just seen pics she posted on Instagram, and it looks like all husbands were invited out with their wives except me. Wasn't even mentioned. Cunt
It's genuinely embarrassing to see Scots and Taffs try to claim that their countries are superior in any way to England
>>203254482I like the ultra mango one
>>203254390nigels really do be like this
>>203254487You would only embarass her.
>>203254463Your mum is fuckin fit mate
Gordon Freeman was 27 years old when he saved billionsWhat'd you were 27?
Put your name on
my body is fat and i am self conshus
mumberg does have quite a fat arse tbf
*quickly paints a little springboard into the horizon that he somehow physically collides with and comes rocketing back*
>meet girl>instant connection>I ask her on a nice date>I spend 2 hours explaining that i run Hannah Montana Linux unironically>she leavesWhat am I doing wrong?
Burgers, pan-friend asparagus and spicy rice for tea tonight
Girlfrienberg literally spends all day scrolling tiktok and 2nd hand clothes sitesThere is zero hope for gen alpha
>What'd you were 27
>>203254561Pimp her out
>>203254561
>>203254561concernedbradley.png
>>203254548>What am I doing wrong?You posting you're fake, asinine stories here
new daily mail gemhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13945439/star-wars-transgender-clone-trooper-sister.html
>>203254542ever though about shagging her
>>203254373Yeah im sure belgian anon is a chud
>>203254561she's biding time until you get her preggers and she can look after her kids instead
how do I stop being scared of living lads
>>203254561haha yeah she's fucked. Internet has ruined her mind *refreshes thread to see if a poster under the Belgium flag is talking about white girls taking black cock*
>>203254519Yeah but she's not British
>>203254576
>>203254604my brother in christ, I’m not clicking that shit
>>203254626haha
>>203254626>talking about white girls taking black cock*This is me
>>203254604Once Were Warriors
/brit/ moving awful fast. why arent you all working?
>>203254602You got me. I run Arch
>>203254658its friday mate
>>203254658micropenis makes me not care enough to
>>203254658it's saturday
>>203254634Yes she is
the spectral visage of john mcafee just floated out of my chromebook screen and screamed into my face
>>203254513you're an Ultra MongoI'm just kidding, I don't mean to upset you.
afrobeat songs be like boom cah.........boom ... boom cah
>>203254658I'm a dosser. Love dossing about. Love doing nothing. Love bumming around. Love sleeping. Love snoozing.
Feel a pre-haircut wank coming on
>>203254697mcafee antivirus doesn't run on chrome os mate
>>203254725bodied that freak
>>203254725i've got it dual booted with amazon linux
>>203254697>chromebook
>>203254724I get the zesty Kurdish fella to do it for me after the haircut haha x
Can't remember the last time I had a nice snooze
>>203254776*snores loudly in your face*
>>203254763haircut + getitng wanked off sounds like a good service
*dumps my aids infected load inside your daughter*Uh woops
>linux ‘
wanking to gay poo-orn
>>203254776it's been years for me
banger
grow up
>he "works" from homehaha yeah bet you're really productive aren't you
Warm today
loading up /brit/ on my linux thinkpad in my smelly childhood bedroom
>>203254789mmmmhmmm
doing a little trolling by saying ktim on a post that isn't me at all. tehe
>>203254811bro’s face is fucking cylindrical
>>203254819warm? it's 8 degrees
>>203254818Not at all :)
>>203254819This is a 13 year old girl. Why do you have this saved?>>203254827This is gay porn. Why do you have this saved?
>>203254827what is this white stuff on my screen suddenly lol
>>203254851Oh you haven't! What are you like! DEARY MEEEEEEEE
I miss old /brit/ slagposting
>>203254843Is it? *saves it *
>>203254851elton john farted on your laptop
This migraine is doing my fucking head in (literally HEH). Feel sick now too, my mouth is filling with saliva like it normally does right before I'm about to throw up.Even making this blog post was a struggle. I hope you all appreciate the effort I put in to update you all on my current condition.
How do I become a 13 year old girl
Waiting for my real life to begin
>>203254882/brit/ is too zesty to slagpost these days
>>203254839A sweltering 10°c suns shining, blue sky
>>203254841an employed man that spends his days gabbing with dosser NEETs all day. oh deary deary me...
>>203254891Not sure what to suggest, drink lots of water and go outside for some air and take pills.
>>203254827
>>203254925Kiss it better
>>203254891Sleep it off
Lots of energy in this thread. It felt like times of old. Getting an adrenaline rush. Feeling all giddy. Doing a dance. LOVE posting here. I declare a toast! A toast to all the fine gents posting here this late afternoon!
Did you know that Bournville was the last "dry" town in the UK?Meaning that it was illegal to sell or buy alcohol in the town?It only started allowing the sale of alcohol in 2015.
cofe time
>>203254971bet they all went mental and killed their families
>>203254971Paradise
>>203254971>Boringville You the mayor I'm guessing?
>>203254966*bangs my cutlery on the table*SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH
are you wearing a wire?
>>203254971banger chocolate though
Did you know there is an "Irish area of responsibility" in south lebanon?
Used to live on a main road and was regularly woken up by drunks walking home late at night. Can't fucking stand them.
met my gf by just waiting an extra 2 hours at the train station after uni until her classes were done so i could talk to her on the train haha
>>203254971>businessman builds model town for his workers>bans alcoholAt least port sunlight had a pub
take ya clothes orf
>>203255011yes.
>>203255046
What do carrot-headed girls mean by this?
>>203253586Hot
>>203255011And look how that's goingFeckless micks
>>203255003
Annoying Youtube guy who always finds his way onto my phone screen despite my best efforts to get rid has been arrested for rape. We are so fucking back
Wish bezos would build a shanty town somewhere. We need more houses anyway. Tired of Barratt Homes
>>203255011>Poland and ireland togetherThey plan to bore the israelis to death with who was the most oppressed competitions?
>>203255043CANCER OF THE EYES!
>>203255011Yes and also that the local Arab coworkers now speak Arabic with an Irish accent as a result. Did you know that Israel is currently shooting at the Irish UN peacekeepers and dropping asbestos on Gaza?
>The fighting has forced Irish troops - as well as thousands of other UN peacekeepers across the wider UNIFIL zone - into protective bunkers. Hundreds of thousands of civilians had been forced to flee.What's the actual fucking point in them being there then
>>203255104Actually theyre dropping napalm on the irish
>>203255087Which particular one?
>>203255071th
>>203255123young Filly
>>203255117There is none, the UN is a toothless golem of the American Empire
doin a watch
US election less than a month away lads, I want to crawl up inside Kamala Harris' pussy
>>203255071Ex had curly ginger hair, it's a bit shit that you can't play with it because it immediately becomes tangled and knotted.
The official position of the russian government is that asbestos is perfectly safe, safe and effective if you will, and they still use thousands of tons of it in construction to this day
>>203255181You're boring the life out of me
might bum the cat
>>203255181This is advertising
Novara Media.
>>203255185
I don't wanna swim the oceanI don't wanna fight the tideI don't wanna swim foreverWhen it's cold I'd like to die
No one forcing you to use it lad
alright Trainline sorted the refund I take back anything I said about them
Why are we so obsessed with boobs
All Dairy Milk tastes like vomit ever since Kraft/ Mondelez bought Cadbury's and replaced the traditional British ingredients with Yank chemical slop and exported manufacturing to Poland.Galaxy bar has twice as much chocolate for the same price and doesn't have the Yank vomit chemical in it, yet at least.
>>203255219
what's the best way to learn a language?is japanese really that hard?
Rorke notifying Royal Mail that his two bedroom terraced house is now called "Bramble Cottage"
I still want my refund
>>203255233aero mogs all
>>203255229personally i quite like the female bum
>>203255152Black man rapist? Bit problematic
>>203255250Study it instead of posting here2000-3000 hours
>>203255260Actually the correct channels would be one's local council and HM Land Registry, and Rorke would know this
>>203255271never eat that shit you do know how they make the bubbles right
I've got one of those trendy receding hairlines
I'm not human
>>203253827
>>203255250Learn Chinese instead if you must learn an Asian language, japs are such cunty bugs you will regret it
>>203255338What a twat
>>203255292Yanks hear so much Spanish that they can learn Romance languages much quicker than usNo way is Spanish easier than German unless you've learnt a good chunk already through osmosis
Got a trendy micropenis
>>203255326Don’t put the blame on me
>>203255261refund for what lad?
How many of you lot experimented with another lad when you were young? It sounds like every woman does it but I can't imagine it's common with men.
>>203255359you're fucking retarded
>>203255359Romance languages are a piece of piss, you can practically make it up as you go along and you'll be fine
>>203255071seeing women pronounce 'th' sounds genuinely arouses me
>>203255379no just that gay shit of where youre wanking with your mate in the room but not OVER each other by any means and under respective blankets
>>203255338Pure poison for a dog
get it made rorke
>>203255395and you're a brainless spastic
>>203255379experimented like redux reactions?
>>203255359Mong, Spanish grammar and pronunciation is far easier than German
>>203255456one is fine
>>203255412got invited into a three-way kiss that started something like that image once.didn't do it cuz im a spacker. feels bad.
>>203252906>>203252906>>203252906
>>20325546820 conjugations for every verb seems a bit much to me
>>203255490>>203255490
>>203255359This must be what I sound like when I talk about the geography of a woman's vagina and how it can create a very potent stream of urine that we should all be in envy of.
