Twickenham edition
takes me a milisecond to distinguish between real memories, dream memories, and whether drunkern memories are real or imaginaryis this schizophrenia?
Smoking rn
They sing that song they sing that oooooooh
>>203257418I started using dating apps recentlyGot 4 likes in my first few days but got really really bad food poisoning and 3 of them unliked // deleted the app and I absolutely fumbled the last one. They're not bad, reckon you have to be REALLY ugly not to get at least one match.
yodel you better not give up on me FUCK
>>203257445oh yeah? when exactly?
>>203257361imagine if we made so that female boxers have a normal match but afterward the winner puts on a massive black strapon and fucks the bleeding, concussed loser in ring haha x
the goons getting their shape-ups
sneezing up a storm
Hey Bart, your epidermis is showing!
why the fuck would i want to buy this vinted?
>>203257487when you said you were going for a meeting and you spammed the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_8BONGq5hktune
>>203257530to fight woke
got low mood x
Need to tone it down, almost wrote a vivid threat to gingernonce that would look very bad on me if read out-loud in court.
post some funny memes
>>203257530Would cop desu
if it's hip, it's here
Madri is a watered down shiter version of Asahi. only get it when there's nothing else
>>203257482took over a week for them to deliver to me
>>203257555why do you keep posting this
>>203257550
>>203257534Wasn't me you brain dead retard lolYou think every leaf is me
>>203257565where?
>>203257576you were spamming the thread with hateful spainlad seethe
>>203257576ironic since you think everyone is spainers
>>203257557do they do it on tap? not been frequenting pubs lately
>>203257568kys
>>203257580on /brit/
>>203257587hes like mousenonce constantly accusing his "opponents" of what he is doing
>>203257605not sure what that means
>>203257602carberge
>>203257618due to low iq
>>203257590Which one? Almost every pub has Madri on tap. Only seen Asahi on tap at one pub out of about 10 but the bartender said it's popular (although he was being a passive aggressive twat to us the entire time we were there so not sure he was being honest)
>>203257628not nice of you is it
https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1728575096423752.webm
>>203257602had one of those tracks before but mine wasn't interested
>>203252797>>203252873etc.
Ooh you've pissed off the plastic Paddy
>>203257651dystopian
>>203257648not my fault you're disabled
>>203257585>>203257587>>203257609You can believe whatever you want I don't care
>>203257656wait are they for cats or for people
>>203257662why do trannies always have such fucked up teeth maybe having braces is the cure to transgenderism
Got Icedancer on
>>203257550heh
>spends all day spamming and seething about britposterswhatevs i dont actually care lol
>>203257668>falling for the bait Life with low IQ must be tough
Why do anglo boys like the BBC so much?
>>203257662and shes a little bit of a FUCKING BITCH
when you turn 30 you finally understand why al bundy put his hand down his trousers
might buy one of these to wear on my evening jogs
>>203257680utterly bizarre comment
>>203257737fucking hell shoes on the table is not right
not impressed with my teams performance on that game of overwatch just then
>>203257737ive been doing this all my lifein fact i just took it out to type this post upwhat will happen at 30will i bring my keyboard down there
>>203257766how so?
>>203257694poetic
>>203257651everything about this SCREAMS middle-upper class rorke to me
>>203257748Copped one of these last week off a Dragon Priest in Ragnvald
>>203257775hmm, because im not disabled
hearing the ice cream van in october. game's completely gone
>>203257696https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyQWH6mayRI
>>203257802your posting history suggests otherwise
In retrospect the glass bridge 'game' in Squid Game was extremely unfair and essentially undid the whole point of the competition as it reduced progressing to nothing more than luck.
nigga posted a catch me outside meme
>>203257788he was so right
>>203257812selling gear
done fuck all today, zero jobs applied tojust waiting for the day to end now so I can go to bed
Brits can't maintain a society.
Got Talk Tuah on the Sonos
>>203257813haha fun whys he meowing at it
>>203257508ain't that rite
Think I'll have a Brat winter
>>203257827are you a medical professional?
Brits can't maintain thug barbershops.
>>203257887Frankly, a true society based on buy to let properties, an inflated housing market and e-bike food delivery drivers has never been tried.
>>203257908I'll have a brat wurst
>>203257939:/
any tom raworth men in?
>>203257911are you implying i have to be an 'expert' to recognise when somebody is fucked in the headlmao
>>203257830it's just a ripoff steel frame crossing from kaiji with all of the nuance removed
thought they were only allowed to eat eucalyptus leaves
>>203257977hmm... that's kind of how the real world works
Is it a dick move to give my “two weeks” in the middle of the week so that it’s like 7 workdays notice?Really don’t want to burn any bridges
blud is mentally ill :skull:
>>203258022you're not even legally required to give your two weeks notice
>>203258044t. Unemployed mentally ill homosexual racist 4chan spammer
me with the paintbrush>Yelizaveta had spent her entire adult life pining for the artist Konstantin Somov. Somov was gay and never reciprocated her romantic interest him but did string her along as his friend and muse. When Yelizaveta contracted TB Somov told her that he wanted to paint her showing the ravages of the disease, as a work of social realism. She agreed, on the condition the painting never be sold or exhibited to the wider public. Believing the image would be kept within the tight knit art circle of Russia at the time, she agreed to pose bearing both shoulders and considerable décolletage. Somov finished the work and immediately submitted it to a massive public exhibition where the suggestive nature of the image coupled with Yelizaveta's enigmatic gaze caused a sensation. Somov then sold it to the Tretyakov Gallery for a king's ransom and retired to a life of leisure. Aghast and publicly shamed as a whore (many believed the picture depicted a high class prostitute) Yelizaveta suffered a nervous breakdown and attempted to drown herself in the Neva River. She survived, barely, but it hastened the TB and she died a broken, inconsolable wreck, choking on her own blood between heaving sobs. Moscow legend holds that her spirit haunts the Tretyakov Gallery to this day and since 1905 the night watchman has left a cup of milky tea near her painting as an offering, a practice continued even during the anti-superstitious times of the Soviet Union.
>>203258044why do you use a Belgian vpn
>Noel and Liam Gallagher have filed paperwork to secure Oasis merch trademarks, including clothes, stationery, deodorants, ironing board covers and dental floss. Expect to see Paul Weller lookalikes out and about smelling like an even shitter version of Lynx Africa
>>203258007no it's not you retardyou spamming hundreds of posts per week regarding black men, inventing bizarre fantasies about some building in central london, and claiming to be sponsored can be recognised by anyone as mental illness
>>203258072yeah I saw it already thanks
>>203258022Can't count?
thoughts on posh wanks?
>>203258075My dad will 100% buy this shite
using the term "wog" to describe anyone south of svalbard and jan mayen
>>203258084hmm not sure what all of that means, you seem to be upset about some posts that have appeared on /brit/? >>203258067bizarre reaction to say the least
>>203258163i accept your concession freakshow
>>203258022they'll probably ask you to leave at the end of the day anyway
>>203258148Ask your mates. Stop using 4chan as a zany social media platform you boring incel.
>>203258148the thought of them makes one aussie exceptionally angry
>>203258173very odd...
>>203258073i think he might actually be belgianif you look up deleted belgian posts in the archive, there are occasionally posts in dutch from nederdraad that have also been deleted, coinciding with his spamming here
>>203258207why do you use a Belgian vpn
had me hair cut
>>203258238Awh :3
>>203258163>>203258207You need serious help before you hurt yourself or someone else
>>203258232that has been answered in the past
>>203258231It’s Spainpedo
>>203258075more tat for the poundland shelves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZwG2DarSochttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZwG2DarSochttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZwG2DarSocthis song is about me :0
>>203258268stop spamming your dogma you spastic
Alright finishing my lunch and going to walk the dogs Enjoy your dollhouse 190
niggerising around
>>203258267why don’t you answer it now
>>203258259bizarre of you saying that after lashing out at me>>203258067
>>203258252did you give a tip?
>pasta delivery
>>203258330nobody cares
zooming around on my niggerlity scooter
>>203258339gave your mum a tip if you know what i meanalso yes
This little zoomie is so triggered lol
>>203258337im really sorry but i prefer to move on from that matter
Thoughts on Millennials?
>just because it's legal doesn't mean it's morally ok
>>203258384none whatsoever
>>203258358what's with the gay jacket? looks like something stalin would wear
>>203258358started howling when i suddenly popped up on screen rambling about some usual virginous nonsense ive got on my mind that day
>>203258343Cared enough to reply x
>>203258336spainlad freaking out at this
pull up to my bumper baby
Might have a cheeky nespresso lads
>>203258384Honey, we're 99% millennials here. Be careful
first mince pie of the year down the gulliver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrSa9-v23L4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrSa9-v23L4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrSa9-v23L4
>>203258427rogbert the dogbert
nsw has plenty of cities it should just cede to sa and victoria. far too large a state for its own good if you ask me
>>203258400once something has been approved by the government its no longer immoral
>>203258509who decides that?
>>203258358i've never heard the audio of this but i can picture how both of them sound with perfect clarity
wandering about the streets hoovering poo up my arse
>>203258546government
>>203258546the government
wen di pale ting eat walk pass
>>203258508for me? Darwin, the best place in australia
The Super Save Club from Money Supermarket. It's seriously rewarding!
>>203258508If anyone had any balls here NSW and Qld would split up into regional governments
living in sin
>>203258546sir poo barmer
the government dictates what is moral and immoral but also doesn't?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpVuU2KXyiMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpVuU2KXyiMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpVuU2KXyiMim not saying you should wank to thisbut im saying you could
wen di new hire got di big clapper
>>203258579Darwin is genuinely peng in the cooler months
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/6d/28/fd/6d28fdc529b6bd4073b624a726b253f1.jpg
anyone here know how to filter on 4chanX but still allow any threads they make to get through?
https://youtu.be/vrXrF82Jv_0
>>203258613should i wank to bmwf amateur porn rn
ever itch your nads so hard its almost orgasmic
>>203258508i thought nsw was just sydney n that
>>203258624MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!
>>203258626yeah
>>203258624'p
>>203258624How old?
>>203258624mcafee
>>203258624imageboard not linkboard
i love the whiffs of poo when shagging the bfs hairy arsehole
>>203258626/Canada/i;op:no under flags The post linking it won't show up though
>>203258624
disappointed with my overwatch team's performance yet againthey need to be punished
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M8i5v9kdfUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M8i5v9kdfUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M8i5v9kdfUreally channelling the early grimes aesthetic here(not sonically)
>>203258624not a chance i'm clicking that
>>203258745Took me a bit
chinese people name their babies by dropping a pot out their window
>>203258745got it instantly
>>203258728cheers fella
>>203258803sure that’s not how they empty their toilet
>>203258826:3
sock shoeah
think it's idiotic to filter anyone who isn't clogwog/belgiummight as well just do something else instead of 4chan
>>203258075>Noel and Liam Gallagher have filed paperwork to secure Oasis merch trademarksThey should make some sort of still drink. Like a squash with water mixed in, a total rip-off of a soft drink. They could call it Oasis.
>>203258842both at once
>>203258815You're welcome ublock is more flexible but I am no wizardThis filters leafs only in /brit/boards.4chan.org##:matches-path(/int) div.thread:has(div.opContainer span.subject:has-text(/brit/i)) div.post:has(> div.postInfo > span.nameBlock > span.flag:is(.flag-ca))
>>203258860no one cares what you think
When will boomers start using the word pozzed?
>>203258911cared enough to reply
was it actually 'p then?
>>203258929pretty sure they just use the words"gay" and "queer"
wtf han kang won the nobel prize for literaturei know there's a bit of a korean wave atm but that is absurdwell at least it isn't murakami i will lament that day even more than dylan or ernaux
>>203258904im actually filtering spain but thanks anyway
>>203258974yeah? mad that
It is idiotic to not filter Americans here since 99% of their posts are namefags, avatarpedo, and literal schizos
>>203258075their greed knows no end
>>203258989Tou can put a list at the end of any flags you want to filter like (.flag-us, .flag-be, .flag-es) to filter America, Belgium and Spain.
>>203258989just change .flag-ca to .flag-esor a comma separated list like .flag-be, .flag-es, .flag-us for example
nigganometry
>>203258963pussy
As a drunk student, for a dare, I once drank the contents of our extremely full dehumidifier. Felt fine, 2 hours later in the club, I violently shit myself on the dancefloor. If you were in Popworld, Leicester, in January 2013, I can only apologise that you had to witness it.
mental
>>203259134>not hiding stubsNGMI
>>203258963it was this qt
>>203259134bit grim of you not to hide stubs
>>203258974>n April 2018, three members of the academy board resigned in response to a sexual misconduct investigation involving author Jean-Claude Arnault, who is married to board member Katarina Frostenson.[77] Arnault was accused by at least 18 women of sexual assault and harassment. He and his wife were also accused of leaking the names of prize recipients on at least seven occasions so friends could profit from bets.[80][77] He denied all accusations, although he was later convicted of rape and sentenced to two years and six months in prison.[81][82][83]nice award youve got there, very legitimate
There's a McDonald's a few metres from Hitler's birthplace and childhood home
>>203259161dont know how >>203259147cant read this
>>203259197use 4chanX and its in the settings somewhere
>>203259147>>203259161that's from the ublock filterif you hide the whole post container, it breaks quote hovering/inliningit's probably fixable but i don't know how
might just have a bowl of instant noodles for tea
>>203259172wow so profound
mad to think there's lads itt who havent kissed anyone
>>203259155what is the additional gene which makes them all wrinkdely?
>>203259134Mate you need to hide stubs. This place is unusable without a few filters but that’s pointless if the stubs are still showing up.
>>203259214cba downloading that virus
rorke being a neet still living with his parents telling leftypol to stop eating avocado toast and buying coffees to afford rent
stubs;no in your 4chanx filter general settings to hide all stubs
bro just hide stubs and everything relating to the flag to curate your 4chan experience then get confused when a third of the thread is missing and posts talk about other posters/flags when they dont quote them
>>203259250think she just came out of the bath
>>203259223Filter I posted doesn't break it on my machine Can't figure out how to hide replies to hidden posts No idea where the documentation for writing ublock 4chan filters is either
rorke never having sex ever and dying alone
stopped taking my meds for a laugh getting a bit excited
>>203259331stay away from my cat and my rabbits
>>203259331>medsPozzed Woke Rubbish!
>>203259308Never happens
Is your girlfriend a braphog?
>>203259373bullshit yes it does
>>203259361fucking hell lad get them outcan only really look at them cant i
>>203259324i wrote the filter originallyi don't think it's possible to do recursive hiding, that would require the filter to follow quotes somehow which seems impossible in css
>>203259331I like this goodmanic episodemanic episodemanic episode
>>203259391Should be easy to find even one example then
>>203259331https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGPDkblx91c
>>203259308this nigga mad everyone filters yank. how about not being among the worst fucking posters here you thick bastard then you wouldn't feel the need to moan like a little bitch.dont bother replying, im literally about the filter ALL american posts lmao. cya xxx
>>203259235Do black men count?
It's Diego Day tomorrow and I want you all on your best behaviour. No atheism and no swearing.
>>203259465only up to 10
>>203259324>>203259401oh, never mind, that's a modified version of my filter but it doesn't breakinteresting
>>203259379yeah
>>203259453if i cared i would hop on a vpn
>>203259401UBlock can't inject JS or something?Ah wellOff to walk dogberg and puppysteinI'll use my incel station with filters to post later and maybe figure out filters better Can you point me to any useful documentation for unlock? Thanks
>>203259361I'm a different poster and don't need any medication. Please my I see your cat and your rabbits?
bollocks smell like chicken nuggets
Ada Wong Sex Arse!!
>>203259172the nobel prizes are just a racket for the jews
>>203259503the proverbial lads
Howdy /brit/
>>203259547CORRRR
>>203259597Who is this lady and why do you keep posting her lol
>>203259503middle 100% diddles kids
let me rephrase thatI have been kissed by four people with tongueone was entirely non consentual
>winds gusting to 17,246mphyeah might stay in tonight
>>203259534Scran that
>>203259527it might be possible with "scriptlets" but i haven't bothered looking into itit would probably be easier to modify 4chan x so that filters can take into account the thread subject
>>203259531>>203259393
Today's tunage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd6SS4Hjvgs
Shit myself this morning. Was drinking my coffee and felt the urge to fart so I did but shit came out
>>203259632Jennifer sullivan hubbard bcos she's a milf
>>203259646haggis farts
>>203259668get any pics?
>>203259668Vax status?
>>203259632It's the mum of a lass who died at Sandyhook.That particular yank is a complete nutter. When you hear people refer to "gingerpedo", that's him they're talking about.
>>203259668
>>203259665
>>203259699Nah obviously not >>203259713Didn’t get the covid one
>24 suspects identified in relation to hundreds of patient deaths at Gosport War Memorial Hospitallucy letby pulling the strings from prison like the joker (2008)
>>203259660BUNNY!!
>>203259660goodness gracious that is sweet. looks like a hamster. is it a juvenile rabbit. havent touched one before but it looks really soft
business idea: nuke france
>>203259660:3me mum's rabbit died the other day, poor fella
>>203259781only strings getting pulled in Joker (2024) are his prison-issue g strings when they finna clap that clussy
*laughs maniacally*
young filly arrested for multiple rapes
>>203259719Never heard anyone talk about “gingerpedo”, why are so many random personalities popping up lately?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYaIakuWg-g
business idea: we rape the disabled
>>203259856i've been had by a mental case
>>203259903interesting... interesting, what are the projections for Year 1?
Huge congratulations to Maisie in Yr 8 at Polam Hall School for being the first recipient of the 'Professor Dame Mary Beard Award for Latin'! Mrs. Stuart, Latin teacher, praises Maisie as an imaginative and precise Latinist with a deep passion for the Ancient World.
>>203259730that's so sad video
>>203259923millions, if not billions will be raped.
>>203259903
>>203259878Lurk more.
>>203259903you son of a bitch... I'm in
>>203259453I don’t filter yanks :)
>>203259931Mary Beard claimed it was impossible to read Latin fluently
>>203259954Unc expecting everyone to remember random posts from a decade ago :skull:
heathernonce
>>203259931cum loud magnum
>>203259968Cheers mate. Can always count on the business minded yank to see a good idea
>>203259931fit
>>203255490>>203255490>>203255490
new>>203257473>>203257473>>203257473
>>203259453Don't care. More british than you achkmed
>>203259999nah he's just been around for that long gingerpedo is thrown around a lot here
>>203252906>>203252906
WHERE am I going then
