edition of quiche
>No they aren't. I've been eating raw mushrooms for years and I'm fine.>I'm fine.
>>203264570https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/203249715/#203249790https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/189805342/#189807059Odd
mateys got divots in his thick skull
never had a quichereckon i need to jump on the so-called quiche train as it were
>>203264805You have a learning difficulty if you unironically think they're the same
>>203264821don't make fun of me
>>203264828Struck a nerve?
>>203264762this explains everything
>>203264805rumbled the freak
>>203264762yes they are you idiotpaul stamets said no one should ever eat any mushroom rawyou stupid fool
our mango
>>203264857Schizos do annoy me yeah
>>203264837he's just gibbon out the grapes
>>203264805you can make a good hobo stove with that ikea cutlery holder in the top right
>>203264869Hello Mango
>>203264869hi mango
only one person in the world has granite worktops
>>203264869and whats mango thensome sort of rodent i presume
>>203264869
>>203264799Once I got a salad with raw mushrooms and I was not sure if the chef had fucked up or if I was supposed to eat them.I ate them. Wasn't bad.
>>203264869Corr looks like a nice cage, better than the usual bars
>>203264837hahah love the way he runs and sits
>>203264899odd post
>>203264899hamstersort of a cross between a cat and a mouse
>>203264714imagine snogging her deeply when you sit on that chair with your cock up her arse omg
LIGHTS WILL GUIDE YOU HOMEAND IGNITE YOUR BONES AND I WILL TRY... TO FIX YOU
glasgow in 2006...home...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inM9zjoKJFg
>>203264941diego
Just realised I'm an autistic freak
when i used to read comics the artists would all draw women with this belly type
think humans are too big really, too much skin
>>203264955ALLY
>watch taxi Driver>realize I'm an even bigger loser than Travis
>>203264805Never noticed how grim Adam's poorfag fake granite countertop was
>>203264961thats the next stage of human evolution
sacked tranny poisoning himself
>>203264937hmhmmi would suggest mango is just frappes on a vpn but frappes looked like an entirely different animal
>>203264969Nice isn't it
>>203265011Haha nice x
>>203265012frappes and mango are kind of friendsthey live together at any rate
"Great Britain" is called Inebritania in the Erzya language. It's true: https://myv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Инeбpитaния_MacтopHow does this make you feel?
modes he posted nsfw
>>203265011Fuck sake need a wank now
>>203265005
>posting porn on /brit/peak runt behaviour that.
>>203265038well that cant be right because if theres one thing i know about hamsters (and there is indeed only one thing i know about hamsters) its that they arent allowed to live together lest they do each other in
>>203265069thank you for your service janny
posting porn on /brit/peak chad behaviour that
>>203265011>not gay pornfuck right off
getting into a nasty argument on /tv/he called me a cuck, and I've accused him of being brownit's anyones game at this point
mad how they hanged a man at nuremberg for drawing cartoons but let another man off for running slave labour factories
>>203265090well like they both live in my flat
>*enters /brit/*
>>203265104having conversations with yourself isn't healthy lad
>>203265104Need any advice?
>>203265028>>203265050that's a man
>>203265104get the brit lads in to tell him he's been donedecisive victory there
>>203265069https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zwHCx54mIM
>>203265148that probably sounded like a right zinger in your head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJXe-jB7C88
its better to not watch or engage with any sot of pornography
Where does anti matter come from?
More or less can’t enjoy music without booze. Used to binge drink a lot and listen to music, now listening to music sober isn’t the same and my brain associates listening to music with getting on the cans
>>203265134she seems fun
>>203265134imagine if you owned your own business and you employed this woman and this is what she was doing whilst you were paying her to do work for you
>>203265152Where's his cock then
>>203265167dunno
>>203265120and let me guess joe and poppy are there too and you all have tea parties and play halo lan together without bloodshedpull the other one mate
>>203265167she married uncle matter innit bruv
>>203265163corrrr love a kfc zinger me
>>203265167it can usually be found near deci matter
britain has their own version of COPShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn0VS6TVocI
Do you think extra terrestials would post on the internet?
Just asked mum if eating raw mushrooms is safe>Well your dad used to eat them and he died of cancer>I wouldn't recommend it
Thoughts on Romanian women?
>>203265167doesn't matter
>>203265213Roadwars was my favourite schoolnight mongout viewing
>>203265227No.
>>203265262alien hands wrote this post
>>203265235if you got the vax then you're more than likely going to get cancer anyway so why not enjoy the time you have left
so obvious that it's a character pathological lying
Just seen a black hole
>>203265167What do you mean
wee went through the little gap under the seat all over me trousers
>Well your dad died of cancer
>>203265235>he died of cancerCunt must have been the only thin one in your family
*lollygags*
>>203265167energy + vacuum = matter + antimatter
>>203265278/gif/ strikes again
>>203265236peng
>>203264759tasty dish, tasty edish
if it's hip, it's here
>>203265281Why is antimatter in our universe ?
>>203265235Look up Paul Stamets’ interview on Joe Rogan if you want to be redpilled on this topic. It’s quite the rabbit hole
>>203265197you may be interested to know that mango does not like basil
>>203265192That literally happened with that exact lass, the donut shop where she works put her in charge of a new tiktok page for the business so that they'd get more traffic and started making merchandisehttps://www.tiktok.com/@donutfactoryinc
>>203265303Therre's almsot no anti matter in our universe and all particles have an anti matter equivalent
>>203265313why did you stop spamming the AI slop adam?
>>203265276Aren't all the clotshotters supposed to have died by now, conspiracy schizo?That's what all you freaks were saying at the time.
>he's quoting his own post with braddersyeah I'm out. finna watch a movie. Steve Jobs (2015) to be exact. expect my review later.
we didn't dougie when I was working retail we did the shmoney dance
>>203265251Mad how it was all filmed in the early-mid 2000s but they still show the same reruns of it on tv at nighttime
>>203265314no one knows but it occurs as a natural byproduct of several reactions involving the strong and weak nuclear forces like >>203265303 implied
>>203265328hes a scrunkly scrimblo isnt he
>>203265344millions already havelook at excess deaths since 2021
>>203265344>two more weeks
>>203265343im not adam and i dont know what you're talking about
>>203265328thank you thats going on filei like his cute little hands and deranged stare
>>203265370Damn your brain really got melted huh
>>203265398you can't live in denial foreverlook at current cancer rates and compare them to 2020 and earlier
>millions already have>look at excess deaths since 2021
>be me>make green tea and protein shake for breakfast>finish tea>"I won't be hungry, I scranned so many nuggies yesterday">store protein shake in glass jar and freeze it, take out beef for beef salad after work>get to work>immediately hungry as fuckWhy is it always like this
wen di pale clapmeat walk past
told female friend i'm a virgin and she said bullshit and refused to believe meis this a good thing?
>>203265445I look like this and wear that hat
>>203265314Basically because the maths say so, the positron was predicted mathematically by Paul DiracThe question that scientists are more interested in is "if antimatter exists, and conservation laws exist, then why don't we have equal amounts of each pair of matter/antimatter?"
>>203265460FONT
>>203265445fungus brain
>>203265460up to you
>>203265445you got vaxxed with something that neither prevented you from spreading or catching covid and now you have a much higher risk of heart disease, blood clot and cancer
>>203265460why did you tell her you're a virgin?
why antimatter exists at all has been an open question in physics that's way beyond me but they have no clue as it is probably intricately linked to physical theories we don't have yet (ie unified model) and so theoretical physicists usually invoke gauge symmetry and other weird mathematical structures to explain why we see the particles that we do (but they have failed for decades to successfully do so)
>>203265460no, being a virgin at your age is not a good thing
>>203265345GET OUT!
Very glad to see Lieutenant Dan survived the storm in his boat ladsThought matey was a goner for sure desu
tea idea: curry flavour noodle wraps
>>203265473Equality between the forces would cancel each other and as a result everything wouldn’t existAn imbalance allows for a universe of things to exist
>>203264869still just a runt in a cage...
>>203265452Actually it was green tea with oolong and jasmineSo nice to drink and help process the noogsBut now that I'm at work walking around all day I'm hungy as fuck and wish I had protein in my system for musclesDoes tea make intermittent fasting harder or something?I don't feel this way with coffee
*presses down and a*
>>203265497this is all real and true and scientists will still believe it in 50 years
wagwan me ladshttps://youtu.be/lW2w9V2LXO8
>>203265510bit of a non-event really wasn't itcouple of wrecked buildings who cares
BELLINGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
>>203265495we were on the topic of our mutual male friend being an utter slag
>>203265510Girlfriendberg's been banging on about the hurricane including that lieutenant dan chapMental how zoomerwomen get actually personally anxious about yanks being battered by a bit of wind halfway around the globe
give my pets proper names you know like muhammed
>>203265555Yeah, happeningmongs and doomer schizos hyped it up like it was going to be Hurricane Katrina x10, there will never ever be a storm as deadly as that ever again simple as
ST post coming in 3... 2... 1...
>>203265581
>>203265547nah the cracks are widening even event horizon denialism is mainstream when before you'd be laughed out of the room for simply entertaining the idea that they don't exist (despite being impossible according to quantum theory)
mental how two English people who grew up in the same town, even the same street may not understand each other if they are of radically different classes, despite speaking the same language.and I mean this in a literal sense. a 'bydlo' chav talking like 'you fuckin done me in there dint ya? you merkin me off or what?' and a posho speaking like "Your elucidations are incomprehensible" are not understandable to one anotherinteresting that innit
"Hello, nice to meet you! My name is Xiangling, I'm a chef from Liyue! My favorite place is the chicken... I mean, the kitchen!"
would love a cuddle
>>203265579It’s called empathy mate. I’m not a zoomer or a woman and I was a bit worried about the little crippled chat myself, seemed like a nice enough bloke despite being incredibly thick
>>203265473How is CERN's antimatter factory going to revolutionise physics?
>Pickford in nets
>>203265621Okay now say it in Quechua
>>203265618looks like a proper englishman that bloke
massive choon dishttps://youtu.be/lW2w9V2LXO8
>>203265618
>>203265609Mental how yanks actually believe this>>203265631>I’m not a zoomer or a womanHow'd you find out about Lietenant Dan?
Shame that greek turncoat didn't float face upwards
>>203265642>>203265618>>>/sp/aki
>>203265637It won't directly but the outcomes of its experiments may help bring about the next revolution
>>203265662‘ktok
>>203265678if it's not a socialist revolution everyone will still be miserable
>>203265618Do they really have to gurn and grimace like that ffsJust embarrassing
>>203265676did you get flashbacks to footy in year 8
>>203265676>everyone who posts about football is my favourite posterbizarre
>>203265688Go on then how many hours a day are you racking up on the 'tok
Hmm the dread is setting in and I'm having thoughts about killing myselfNot right is it
>>203265700they're practising for when they shag each other up the arse in the showers after the game
>>203265699Would be a purely scientific and technological revolution which would likely have little to no effect on society compared to soft technology that's already ruining everything
>>203265688Then you're spiritually a zoomer
>>203265642>in netsDo you mean in goal? Spacker
my brain is too tiny to understand shit like antimatter, quarks, quantum mechanics - things like that. they form the foundation of how our entire universe operates and im clueless about it. i feel like that bird in the Terry Davis quote.
>>203265723get drunk and suck a cock and you'll feel better
>>203265749ktim tomorrow
*adds a 1x1 tracking pixel gif to your browser cookies**logs your user agent in the RDS*heh... nothing personell kid
>>203265772no proof of this btw just making it up
>>203265747Quantum mechanics is very simple The other stuff not so much
>>203265730Can't believe he, of all people, turned out to be a rapist
enormous choonhttps://youtu.be/Ocih6WexNEU
>>203265758
>>203265747antimatter is essentially irrelevant
>>203265792a smile would be nice
>>203265794Not true at all it's very useful in medical physics and nuclear imaging
>>203265734is that spottem gottem?
>>203265642What, like fishnets?
An anti-matter BBC that destroys vagina matter
>>203265711>>203265707Fuck off divegrass mongs
I am the lizard queen
what are the strings in string theory made up? are they just elementary particles? surely they're comprised of something? just being pure energy isnt a good enough explanation.
>>203265850/brit/ is an /sp/ threadwe've done this before
>>203265723
>>203265824Corr
>>203265821no thats filly
he's posting tranimals again
>>203265850rage on incel
wish I was scratching a scratch card rn
>>203263501You know you've lost?English names don't appear until the 16th centuryNorse-Gaelic names however exist even todayYou can rest now
>>203265869Why not? What is a wave made up of?
>>203265850mallard
>>203265882XY chromosomes
Cold outside but warm in my room.Oh yh, it peng.
>>203265780Undergraduate level quantum is not simple but it's mad how they get you in and then wave postgraduate field theory in your face
>>203265976corrraining too?
>>203265945What an astounding failure of logic you have displayedPerhaps you are 100% mickwit afterall
So there I was Monday night, feet up watching Brassic, feeling pretty pleased with myself for getting an early night. Fast forward to 7:16am Tuesday morning and I get a message from a candidate - who’s supposed to start at 8:00am:“I won't be starting this morning"You know, just your average, "I'm pulling out of this job an hour before my start time" type of message. After a two-month process, multiple calls back and forth, a higher salary offer, Fridays off and weekly check-ins (not to mention the excitement he showed when he accepted the contract and the convo we had Monday night), and still... the joys of recruitment, eh?I completely understand that people interview around, weigh up their options, and ultimately decide what’s best for them, that’s completely fair, but letting me know one hour before he was meant to start, when he would’ve already known what he was doing for days? That’s just poor practice.Recruiters sometimes get a bad name, but no matter how flawless the process, things happen. While it’s frustrating, it's also out of our control. We give it everything and sometimes the ride still throws us for a loop.
>>203265991Yeah a little bit
>>203265976Irish weather
shagged a lot of birds have you yeah
>>203265949electons, which are another elementary particle. same question applies.
>>203265869Extra dimensions but only at the subatomic level
>>203265992All of the Edinburgh are before the 16th century has Gaelic and Norse names outside of sites of ownershipHence English never gained commonship there until that timeKneel.
THere's not a single white man playing for France
MI6 are finally after me so I'm taking a one way flight to Ecuador.Was good knowing you lads, will post more when I arrive if they don't capture me and torture me half to death at a black site x
>>203266044does that surprise you
Hate it when this happens
>>203266035>outside of sites of ownershipwhat do you mean by this
>>203265897
>>203266017I've shagged 3 gals and one bloke
what's this say?
>>203266069a smidgen
>>203265987I did it from first principles in undergraduate then dropped the later courses because it was too abstract for me. What I meant by it being simple is that it all boils down to energy not being being continuous ie it is quantized
>>203266099just done a poo lads
You can get a 30 day ban for posting this:How to join al-quaeda and download child pornography.
I've clocked 8 distinct personalities in this thread all of whom are Spainlard. How many have you clocked?
How many blokes you lot shagged
>>203266099I'll get banned if I repeat it in English
>>2032661393254
>>203266070Jam it in the pooper
>>203266076hahaha what a mong
tried to join al quaeda but they told me i was too much of a fuckable twink to make it
>>203266125Shan't be posting that then I think
How do homophobic people justify anal sex between straight being fine but anal between gays not being okay
>>203266099Allah is the GodDeath to AmericaDeath to Israel (they right)Maledictions for Israel (they right)Victory for Islam
literally why wouldn't alien life post on our internet anyhow?
>>203266071Places like Gilmerton, which is a mixed Gaelic-Saxon name lmfao!, which are English though this example could easily be Norse too with the -ton=-tunWhile places like Blackburn did not appear until the 1500s
just got an odd captcha
>>203266204bit rude
>>203266205because they don't exist
>>203266026Waves are just energy; consider what a wave in water is made up of. >elementary particleWell if you presume there are elementary particles then you have to accept that some things just aren't made up of other things. Otherwise you're bound to run into an infinite regression.
>>203266204I think the 4th line is curse the Jews, but they use Jews and Israelis interchangeably
>>203266205no clue. your human internet is boring. surely they would have better more enlightened things to talk about
>>203266184
new creps recommendations please lads, tired of wearing the all black nafri specials
>>203266259Hysterical how badly they got mindraped by Jews and Christians (mainly Jews)
>>203266227but we've already proven life isn't special
>>203266210oh rightyeah place names are interesting because there quite a few gaelic placenames in glasgow and the surrounding area that appear to be 'english' because they end in -ton and such, but further scrutiny shows that they have a gaelic originthe opposite is also true where gaelic-looking names aren't actuallyanyway here's a cool map
>>203266099>>203266204Better translation:Allah is the GreatestDeath to America Death or IsraelA Curse be upon the Jews Victory to Islam
>>203266201muzzie woman question
>>203266272Guidi back zips
I can't wear non good fabric clothes
otter rapists
What 4chan should do is when /brit/ is open there's eerie music playing This will scare away all the little namby pamby cowards/frogposters and make it where all us tough blokes hang out, talking about pumping iron and shagging
>>203266294and yet we have zero proof of the existence of alienscertainly not intelligent space-faring oneswe are alone
>>203266338why are you obsessed with him
>>203266201man and woman having sex means a baby and holy matrimony could still conceivably happen if they just switched holes for a bitno such possibility with gays, is there
>>203266291Yeah absolutely mad that they call refer to citizens of the Jewish state who are Jewish and have a star of David on their flag as Jews proper mindraped
got the sleep's holy mountain on
>>203266298Lmao even your map shows it's just the southern borders
>>203266294>>203266329https://kenbrakke.com/aliens/aliens.htm
>>203266205how could they possibly do that
>>203266370not sure what you are referring to
>Tell us about a situation where you went above and beyond what was expected of you to achieve an objectiveNo clue how to answer this, anyone who goes "above and beyond" what's expected/demanded is a mug.
>>203266070Hot
>>203266359Speak English or fuck off
Love being a lorry driver so far.
finna bust rn nary a cap
I'm finna bust a nigga nut!
>>203264759Caught someone else's ban* what with my mobile hotspotting on site today. I'm glad I made it back in time for a quick quiche lads. Cheers!*Unless my posting photos of happy families in the Ford F250 Bike Smasher LE thread counts as "ai pedo shit lol"
>>203266384remote control someone's computer that isn't in use that has an internet subscription
lovely little fella i am
>>203266321odd i wouldve thought one on one a raccoon could put up a decent scrap against an otter enough for him to not bother raping it
>>203266405questions like that are always shit tests
>>203266374you don't need statistical modelsif intelligent life that was more advanced than us was out there then they'd have already colonised the galaxy and we'd know about it
>>203266359>star of DavidShow me where the Bible says this. (It never says that.)
>>203266367bit of a dopesmoker are you
>>203266411We aren't speaking dickhead
>>203266432from where?
>>203266329the universe is a graveyard of dead civilisations. people find it hard to comprehend the age of the universe so gravitate towards thinking aliens must all live concurrently for some reason.very unlikely.
lads i've forgotten the start of big brother all but once so far this series so i will be needing a 9pm reminder from one of you please
>new female coworkerhmm very average looking not interested>3 months in hope she's in today she's pretty hot>6 months in i'm in love with this woman Nothing has changed. If anything she is trying even less to impress anyone now than at the start.Why does this always happen. I would not look twice at her if I saw her on the street
>>203266445If they were hyper advanced it stands to reason they could hide from us so there is value to showing it's basically impossible there are others out there.
>>203266470from those ufos you see flying about
>>203266446Big fan of the schizo gimmick
>>203266472>the universe is a graveyard of dead civilisations.so where are they? why qaren't their dead spaceships floating about our solar system?
>>203266499perhaps i should have added in a bit about people also finding it hard to comprehend the size of the universe
>>203265192It's her job moron
Sabrina Carpenter is fit ok I don't care if she said she wants BBC she's hot as fuck
>>203266470keep in mind people who believe in aliens often believe they're among us
>>203266484mid women tend to grow on you a lotit happens to me as well
>>203266496So there is a Bible verse that speaks of a "Star of David"? Show me.
>>203266496He's not a schizo and it's not a gimmickHe should stop quoting KJV, albeit.
>>203266527I wouldn't mind watching her take BBC honestly
I have seen an alien craft in the night sky FYI that wasn't a space satellite or a plane and they're real
>>203266443>>203266405they're good because they help to cut-out those who are incapable of making chicken salad out of chicken shit
right about now, the funk soul brotherfinna bust now, the funk soul brother
>>203266519the universe is big and likely insurmountably big but the galaxy is colonise-able with enough time and if you've got billions of years to play with time isn't an issue
>>203266519thats waaay more baffling than its age14bn? yeah its old but can picture itsize is just mad
>>203266453nah, just like riffs init
>>203266549She'd look good taking any big cock desu don't care what colour
>>203265338So what being a business owner is as simple as hiring some gothic whore giving her an iphone and telling her do whatever she wants so long as she puts the products in the videos? That's the secret to building a business now?
>>203266549She has a white boyfriend albeit
>>203266446Star of David, Seal of Solomon... I don't think Jews were using it as THEIR symbol until well after Muhammed got himself a loli.
>>203266411Piss offThese are the Belgian aka Gaelic isles
>>203266598Betabuxx
>>203265236Most I know in London have roadmen baby daddies.
>>203266634v>>203266634>>203266634
>>203266609Outstanding post.There should be Gaelic street signs in London.
>>203266612memeShe made for BWC
>>203266590Probably shags her too
>>203264837
>>203266550i was walking home drunk one night and i swear i something whizz through the sky, had a bright green trail like a futuristic space-ship. i was actually confounded. my brain couldnt work out what it was.turns out it was probably a small meteor burning up in the atmosphere and all the gases and minerals in it burned green.
>>203266528Have you met people?I refuse to believe we're all the same species, and that all of us have experienced our local geographies and societies since birth. Some of us seem very new to life on earth.
