horseplay edition>>203269058previous
Another shitty animal edition. Guess it's better than AI slop
>>203272272brown fingers typed this post
I'm moving to a small town that has no chains
>>203272217Are horses athletes?
>>203272272i have asked several times what you guys would prefer and have not gotten a straight answer
>>203272268>make people think the country they live in is evil and exists only to oppress the poor browns>they now all think it's all a heap of shit and not worth improving so they better just get what they can out of it and put in no effort>"This was Capitalism's fault"
got bout 15 grand in the ol' trust fund.
nobody in my neighborhood trick or treats anymore because all the kids grew up and moved out but because everyone left is only 50-60, none of the houses are going for saleit's kinda sad desu, when I was a kid halloween was huge
>>203272370There are no more young families living in those homes to take their kids trick or treatingThey're all living in an apartment or dangerous part of town
>>203272370I haven't had trick or treaters in like 7 years. The last people who came were probably foreign and thought it was an American but no one does it anymore
Today grim bad sad when past good I ME ME ME...
I hate mexico from the bottom of my heart, I wish it would cease to exist.
>>203272346The marxists learned that so long as the people can make enough money to be happy, that they'll never start the communist revolution. Which is why they had to adapt, and attack our culture, do overthrow our society.
>>203272471>>203272472A record 2 mexican posts in a row
>>203272405Yeah Halloween is a victim of the housing crisis unfortunately
>>203272370We used to get a lot of trick or treaters. Now we only get less than 10. Which means that we just give each one way more candy.
>>203272486the tortoise probably wants to hump that rc carthey are little horn dogs
>>203272302This should be the first op image of the day and we should use the cum truck as the second op of the dayThird and 4th are open for debate
I strongly believe that the US should annex Baja CaliforniaCartels are already running freely throughout California There's only 4.4 million people in Baja California and it's not like California is white to begin withWe'll get a second penis on the mapImagine the condos for snowbirds we could build
>>203272490i wish i wasn't mexican, i hate this dump full of narcos and communists who support the narcos for 200 usd a month.
>>203272515Halloween is a victim of multi-culturalism and crime.
>>203272527oh dear
>>203272528and nuke mexico city
Americans were more than happy to vote for and pay higher taxes when they loved their countryThen the marxist hippies grew up and decided they deserve more
>>203272537Do you have other interests in life or you just have those rent free things on your head 24/7?
po tay toes
>>203272562We're not haulin' milk
>>203272520There aren't enough Canadian kids to trick or treat because the foreigners don't believe in Halloween
>>203272554more or less filled with people from mexico who really believe that if they can fuck others they should do it that's why there are so many videos of brown kids taking all the candy from a bowl.
>>203272489I mean it's strange how the US was at its best when it was strongly anti-Communist and patriotic, Communists were kept out of academia and education, and then that era ended and America steadily began declining
>>203272554Crime exploded in the 90's and Halloween was still a big deal. Also my neighborhood has always had a lot of Hispanics so I guess it's only a brown problem for you guys.
the last days saints are right, the celential father marked the bad people with brown skin that is why mexico is a dump full of bad people.
We aren't breeding enough for Halloween to surviveIt'll die along with summer camp
>>203272612I still live in a overwhelming majority white place.>>203272619We don't leave a bowl for people. They have to ring the doorbell, and get handed candy.
>>203272699Doesn't change the fact that whites aren't breeding enoughHow many 28 year old fathers do you know?
>>203272658That's not strange at all. That's what's supposed to happen.
>>203272695>It'll die along with summer campI thought those died because of the rapists, here they died because the narcos killed a bunch of kids and raped several campers in the 2010s.
So is the hurricane over?
I shaved off my hair because I'm balding and now I literally look like this now with slightly smaller lips
>>203272765mr clean looking nigga
We need to bring back patriotism and nationalism, brosLeftists chanting Death to America while burning the flag and right wingers cheering on America's main rivals is a pathetic showing
>>203272670Crime might have exploded in burgerland, but it was falling in Canada, until Trudeau went soft on crime and it went up recently.>>203272730Lots? Every weekend during the summer months, every hall in every town including and also surrounding my town is reserved for wedding suppers.Conservatives in my province like families and want families. Sorry about your shithole. The only problem is getting them to have more than 2 kids, since everyone seems to think that 2 is enough.Which it would be, if the leftists were at least trying to have families.
>>203272821looks okay
>>203272837Are you genuinely denying the fact that whites aren't breeding enough?
2007
>>203272884Break it up along political lines, and you'll see that it's a leftist problem that's making the mess. White conservatives aren't the problem.
loving your country is based but blindly ignoring its faults is cringe
>>203272925Having to break it up at all is the problem thoughbeitWe're below replacement rate
bring them home
>>203272932the shittier the country the more blind nationalism, look at mexico is plagued by narcos and the president is a friend of the narcos and everyone loves him.
eating some garlic and its burning the cut on the roof of my mouth
loving anything is cringe desu.
>>203272816There's nothing to be proud of anymore. America traded in all it's values and doesn't even stand for anything anymore. The only thing America cares about is virtue signalling support for lgbtq and supporting whatever radically insane sexuality that springs up next
saw a guy wearing this
>>203272973>We're below replacement rateno one is having children, more people are being killed in mexico than are being born and the zoomers don't fuck.
Thinking about getting home and eating the rest of my four day old fried chicken
>>203272973And when society collapses, and all the leftists have no families to support them, they'll die off. Leaving the remaining people with the evolutionary pull to have even more kids.Ending the problem.It's like you don't see how this is going to play out.
>>203272755it is. i see no more warnings/watches
>>203273045I got some lo mein in the fridge I'm dying to dig into when I get back
>>203272755yes. it's now a beautiful brisk autumn day
>>203273058>It's like you don't see how this is going to play out.I moved to a town that doesn't have Doordash and no chainsBeen growing my own fruits and vegetables for a while, could expand the garden any time if I needed to and I'm gonna get chickens and a sheepI've already started hiding out
I see leftists talking about letting kids mutilate themselves and right wingers saying biden created the hurricaneI want to kill myself
diocese of ohio
Leftists say they'd let their kid get mutilated but they also don't have kids
i am a leftist incel
>>203273128>right wingers saying biden created the hurricanedo people really believe that?
>>203273128you could ignore all of that nonsense and start baking some bread instead
>>203273169Bro...
My reason for having kids?I need somewhere to live when I'm old and frail, so I need to be a good parent as well
>>203273169The average rightoid boomer will believe just about anything and really should be considered mentally challenged. Not that leftoids are any better, they deal with Omega levels of delusion and cope
I remember a few years ago, some Floridians wanted to shoot hurricanes
I'll just have my anime AI wifebot with the nursing chip installed take care of me when I'm old and feeble
Niggz really do be creating narratives on their heads based on cherry picking extremism and convincing themselves that's how the whole world is
People need to stop watching the 24 Hour News so god damn much
Kinda crazy how the whole celebrity satanic cult thing is actually real
>>203273286It's all a LARP that new money (mostly blacks) started doingIt doesn't count unless you're genuinely worshipping Baphomet
business idea: cum in the eye of a hurricane
my grandma was pretty normal 6 or so years ago then she started watching fox every day and now believes in every schizo conspiracy theory they peddle
>>203273286Yea it's fake to promote publicity
My arms are sore from working out but they weren’t sore before hmmmm
>>203273169yes i thought it was a joke too but then i read instagram comment sections and there’s some actual, honest to goodness believers that this hurricane is cloud seeding made to disrupt the electionsif you call them stupid they double down and say that you’re ignorant and you need to open your eyes
Our province uses cloud seeding tech to prevent severe weather.
people talk about how they get high while running, meanwhile I just get tingly lips and excess saliva while my legs burn
i would only believe that usa controls the weather if places like china, russia or cuba suddenly ceased to exist because of a giant earthquake or a mega freeze, florida is literally a cock inside the sea that's why it has storms all the time.
>rap beat startsHuh yeah nigguh!
>>203273200>so I need to be a good parent as welluse my dad's tactic, treat them like crap and make them feel bad all the time and they will end up taking care of you out of sheer guilt.
why would Joe cause a severe weather storm in florida if camel is almost guaranteed to lose that state anyways
>>203272821I can't escape the brainrot
CallaTe la BocaMy baby all I wanna Do is stroke ya All crazy ma
>>203273040Kinda based cuz I wanna see what happens if the jews build the third temple
>>203273469You gotta keep doing it. It's not a one-off kinda thingt. ran cross country
Oh how I love my nautilus
livid again as usual
>>203273476The weather is freaky because there's people manipulating the weather now, like you can buy rain clouds in saudi arabia I believe
did the jooz invade iran yet I don't keep up with that whole meme
>>203273518>camelKek
>>203273651thats not funny
apparently tiffany trump's lebanese husband has made her pregnantwould be interesting if he could influence trump's foreign influence the way kushner does. probably not but here's for hoping
>>203273677It made me laugh.
ok but it would be pretty crazy if the weather manipulation thing was true
>>203273628what happened
Holy shit, are conservatives actually schizo enough to think that Biden is controlling the weather?
>>203273723yes
>>203273723The democrats can send pulse waves at hurricanes to steer them at conservative voters. I know it's real. My local news station has a facebook and all of the boomers were talking about it. Apparently NOAA is responsible for this.
hypothetically couldn't we prevent hurricanes in Florida by building a giant wall around the coast and putting huge fans on it
There's a mystery brewing down in Mexico, where surveillance footage appears to show a dog running down the street and morphing into a human!
>>203273776This would block sea turtles from nesting on the beach
>>203273788Can we see the footage?
>>203273788just a warlock, nothing out of the ordinary.
we'll add some little gaps in the wall for them to nest in :-)
>no garbage, only poohttps://x.com/trobinsonnewera/status/1844309227604672557Canadians need to rise up
>>203273718nothing, I'm just really angry for some reasonsome days I wake up and get mad within 10 minutes
do you think I could win an election in Canada if I advocated for the deportation of every jeet in the country
>>203273868"Grrr" - you
>>203273891They've had the same gay PM for 15 years so no
>>203273868why do you think that issounds pretty miserable just being angry as hell for no good reason sometimes
>>203273916>2016 was 15 years agoIt's over
so how good are these pillowsmy sleep sucks, and these are apparently "guaranteed the most comfortable pillow you'll ever own"is it even legal to make such a claim?
why does the algorithm think im bald
>>203273897unironically yes>>203273926idk dude, I didn't ask to be this wayI don't ever act out or anything, I can just feel my internal temperature spike and seethe for a few minutes before it passes
>>203273916there has to be enough canadians that are secretly tired of all the immigrants, like what happened with trump in 2016
>>203273937You're only interested in these pillows because they are made by a chud
>>203273788Remember that time Billy Corgan said he saw a shape shifting person >>203273937Just take pills like most of us bruh
>>203273788it's always mexico
SHE'S IN TO SUPERSTITIONSBLACK CATS, AND VOODOO DOLLS
>>203273992No it's not
>>203273937the pillow brand doesn't matter as much as much as what is comfortable to youyou can buy the most expensive, high quality pillow on the market but if it's too soft or hard you're still gonna hate it
>>203273955The algorithm detected a bit of male pattern baldness through your front facing camera Ever since I went completely bald I've been getting vids by bald guys like crazy
>>203273955WHY DOES THE ALGORITHM THINK I WANT WATERPROOF FLEXIBLE SHOES??? DO THEY THINK I OWN A BOAT OR SOMETHING
I just know I'm gonna end up in silent hill bro
>>203273788w-whatplease post
>>203273960if it's effecting your quality of life you should maybe seek out some help to try to figure out what's going on
She’s livin la vida loca
havent bitten my nails for 4 days :)
I wonder if I've ever given advice on this shithole website that's made a person's life significantly worse
>>203274134that's good anon that's a nasty habit im proud of you
>>203274136dont worry no one follows advice here
>>203274134i stopped biting my nails once i started taking guitar more seriously, since i ended up clipping my nails all the time.
>>203274133why do you spam that whore?
>>203274117ale went to silent hill and died :\
>>203274117The remake trailer upsets my autism because in my mind they were in Japan so I don't like seeing Americanoids
>>203274136
>>203274133ngl, im sometimes jealous of privileged women who do OF.
>>203274166I got recommended vampire the masquerade bloodlines by some /v/irgin like 12 years ago and it's now my favorite game, does that count
>>203274184he's a 40 year old porn addict loser
>>203274184Second time I’ve posted this picture but glad she’s left such a lasting impression on you
>>203274225media (video games, movies etc) recommendations aren't advice imo
P. Diddy used to post in >>/trash/ bro
>>203274227Factually incorrect
>>203274230no impression, there are a lot of idiots spamming the same photos all the time.
>>203274117
>>203274033yeah ur right. i have this weird thing where whenever i lay down i have to go pee. doesn't matter if i just peed. i love soft pillows but it's worse with those for some reason. i got a hard pillow and it works better, i can actually fall asleep and remain asleep but the actual quality of the sleep is low and i feel shitty. whatever i try there's a new issue. and yes i've visited doctors. public, private, military and civil service doctors even for the past year and a half. they don't know shit, none of the tests have shown anything. private doctor said it could be that when i lie down it touches(?) a nerve which causes the feeling of bladder needing to release when in reality i don't need to. this seems to be the case as the extensive testing has shown that there's no problem with the actual function of my bladder, and the fact that the problem is positional in nature/blog
>>203274133>>203274230>at least two mirrors in bedroom >facing each otherNope. Nope. I can't
>>203274206dont, OF is a meme. For every belle delphine you have 1000 women who degrade themselves for 20 bucks a month.
>>203274265Lmao
>>203274273big truecongrats girl you made 50 dollars and now everyone in town knows what your kitty looks like congratulations
>>203274259Callate chiko(Last part of the series as I have now reached the lowest setting of the auto resize feature of the iPhone)
What the german doin bro
>>203274295what's stopping the buyers from sharing the OF pics online or with friends
Make an AI picture
>>203274348nothing
>>203274295yupat least if you're one of those 0 sub streamers on twitch, if somebody finds out at worst people will just think it's weird or pathetic
I'd rather do your mama lol
>>203274348the social contract
>>203274368It’s like a soyjak Mexican raccoon
>>203274503i love tortiltalas
>>203274503mmm ccandu
is it weird I walk around the house in my undies all day (male)
>>203274554u good pimp
>>203274554No unless you live with roomies
>>203274554no, walking around my house nearly butt naked is a human right
FEMA?More like FEMALES-ONLY.Because if you need daddy government to come save you then you are not a man.
>>203274654or so i've heard
>>203274654Me when a Polish poster is speaking
>>203274654i look like that
>>203274676i look like this let's listen to things together
Senator I'm singaporean
I'm consuming brainrot all day, if I try to have a job im suicidal
>>203274717Have you ever worked for the Chinese communist party
>>203274764Perro caca
rape the disabled
>>203274789Wow
You could live in Utica.
I dislike people with Down syndrome hbu
>>203274843Very australian post
>>203274875This nigga hates himself.....
>>203274875I have down syndrome but down syndrome doesn't have me
>>203274909her boyfriend has teleportation powers dang
>>203274926initiated by dapping up - kids these days
Fun fact:I’ve been to the Eras Tour and you haven’t.
Does anyone have that picture of the down syndrome girl who uploaded a picture with another down syndrome boy and everyone in the comments were saying "what a cute couple" n shit and then she said "he's just a friend not my bf"?
>>203274999i would rather be thrown off a bridge then go there sorry
Fun fact: Nobody asked
first frost soon
>>203274999She cancelled her Germoney tour because of terrorism thougheverbeit
>>203275000I don't but that shit hits hard, and I think that girl also got a normal boyfriend
>>203275016Sorry but you’re missing out then. BIG time.>>203275018Fun fact:You are gelatinous>>203275050Snopes fact check:This is false.Austria gigs have been cancelled.
Je comprendsJe l'ai ditC'est la vie
what are some chinese sex secrets that nobody has ever heard of?
>>203275158shark dick pills
what about the video where the retarded guy gets to bang the old asian lady
>>203275158eating the heart of an endangered species brings you great fortune in the bedroom
What phone do you niggas use
time of day: early in the morningproblem at hand: a (1) drunken sailor course of action?
>>203275235xperia 10v
>>203272272guess so o algo
>>203275235Pic rel
>>203275235iPhone 15 Pro Max
>>203275235galaxy s8. i still love the bending screen corners but you don't see that anymore. would love a zfold but they're *so* expensive for a phone that will objectively have a shorter lifespan than a non-folding phone.
>>203275235galaxy s24 ultraprob not gonna upgrade for like 5+ years with this one
>>203275235iphone 14
>>203275282>>203275349>>203275354Green bubble losers>>203275362Based!
>>203275349I liked the bending screens in theory but they made screen protectors nearly impossible unless you bought that 80 dollar bullshit one and I'm an autist about scratches
>>203275377>Green bubble losersWhat are you talking about?
>>203272489That’s just not accurate. The October Revolution came about because the prior tsars were trying to be reformists, and started lifting the serfs and peasants out of poverty. What they discovered is that, rather than such reforms making them loyal to the tsar, it made them able to afford a revolution. The Bolsheviks’ takeaway was that they needed to get everyone back into crushing poverty, lest the revolutionaries be next on the chopping block, like during the French Revolution.Eventually, the pragmatists in the party who lived through the October Revolution died off, and were replaced by true believers who bought the ideological bullshit they’d grown up with. This led to the lifting of totalitarian pressure under Perestroika, and the eventual collapse of the Soviet Union under somewhat comparable circumstances.Any ruler worth his salt knows that the people need to be somewhat agitated, afraid, and precarious at all times. Idle hands are the devil’s workshop.
>>203275192our writers made that one up
>>203275235iphone 8. i dont want to upgrade but i fear i must if i ever switch carriers.
not reading all that shit
>>203275414android texts show up as green on imessage and they don't work as well with group chats>>203275434the jump from touch id and a home button to face id was world shattering to me but i got over it eventually
>>203275414What a sweet and intoxicating innocence
>>203272272boo hoo nigga
So is free will a thing or nah
>>203275458i subscribe to genetic determinism
>>203275434usually carriers give you a big discount if you switch at least, i got like $700 off my phone when switching to t-mobile
>>203275458https://youtu.be/xk0XY83eEuM
>>203275450>android texts show up as green on imessage and they don't work as well with group chats>>203275452and for that reason I must have an apple product?
>>203275488Lmao
Face ID is kinda cool but the Touch ID home button was sweet because you could just shlap the finger on and it unlocks now you need to lift it up and look at the screen or type in your code idk but whatever Apple rocks>>203275491Apple rocks
who cares about imessage just use whatsapp
>>203275430that show is awesome
>>203275524bitches get the ick from green text bubbles
>>203275535>ickthe dick????
Free Willy brainwashed the entire world into thinking orcas were cute and cuddly
>>203275524>who cares about rolex just wear a walmart watch
>>203275535Imagine caring what bitches think, you must be a bitch yourself
>>203275592this but unironically
>iphone is the same as a rolex
Do you consider ducks to be seafood?
>>203275641no but whale and dolphin are considered fish?
>>203275524i don't want to have to download an app to be able to text people i want it in imessage so it syncs with my laptop and stuffall my group chats are on imessage too
Remember in the 4th grade my black teacher snapped at this white girl for saying she's never farted before and then made her admit it in front of everyone that she actually did fart
>you see this Apple Watch(TM)? this watch is worth more than your car
>>203275668But they have webbed feet to swim
>>203274875I just feel uncomfortable around them. Especially when they're by themselves.Do you talk to them about normal things such as the weather and what they're doing for the weekend? Or do you ask them questions like what's their favorite animal or what super power would they choose?
this game is for children
Bros... P Diddy wants to get freaky, help me escape please...
I once read that there are people who are born with down syndrome but they are not retarded they just have that weird complexion, sometimes I wonder how many of those downs are just pretending to be retarded.
>>203275692I think part of growing up is realizing that you need to be somewhat politely patronizing with basically everyone. The fantasy that you can treat everyone as equals is absurd, and ultimately puts them on the spot.
>>203275692I talk to them about normal stuff but just keep it simple
>>203275749No way that's true
>>203275762*except with my /cum/chums since I can just vomit out my stream of consciousness without caring about consequences…
Junior Python Django developer55k-65k annual income
My neet ass:$0 annual income
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how often do you niggas talk to people with downs? I've actually spoken to one like twice in my life
TimeToSleepGood Night
>>203275872a retard licked my friend's hands during lunch back in school, screamed at him, and sprinted out of the room. i think about that sometimes. i still know that guy
>>203275803Downies also have an IQ bell curve distribution. They just have a much lower average, or peak of the curve. There are cases at the tails of the bell where Downies could have an average IQ, just as a chromosomally-normal person has a chance of being a genius.
>>203275872I have only seen two and they scare me, in the downtown area there are a lot of mutants begging for money among them a down and a child without skin
>>203275872Never met one
>be me, 19 years old>at a party>very attractive blonde girl comes up to me and says to me in a playful tone "do you have a girlfriend?!?">I just say "haha no I wish" and walk away >be me, another party at the same house a few weeks later >hot Japanese girl chewing gum asks me to "take the gum out of her mouth with my lips" >say "uhhh no thanks" and walk awayThis happened in 2019I cannot believe how stupid I was
>>203275762>The fantasy that you can treat everyone as equals is absurdI agree, that notion definitely disappears with age. I treat most people like they're beneath me though, as they usually are.
>>203275936>take the gum out of her mouth with my lipsthat's just gross
>>203275872I think the only time I’ve interacted with one was when I met my mother’s cousin’s family. They decided to have kids in their mid-40s. The child was only about 2yrs old when we ‘met’ though, so I’m not sure there was an immense difference from a normal 2yo lol
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>>203275936>"take the gum out of her mouth with my lips"???
>>203275903>a child without skina HWHAT?
Holy shit I hate that I can't be alone and mentally stable, fuck this human brain
>>203275970I’m your mom’s Sr. Backend Developer (Python)
I remember a documentary about a farmer who went to the doctor for a routine checkup and found out he was retarded and imagine living your whole life and having everyone think you are stupid but it turns out you are retarded.
>>203275970>python>backenddid they mean to say devops?
>>203275962>kissing is gross
>>203275982https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlequin-type_ichthyosis
Schizojeet
>>203276029who?
>>203276016there's a difference between kissing and someone basically asking you to eat chewed food from their mouthare you a baby bird?
>>203276020I remember someone finding images of that in the school library, and showing it to everyone to freak everybody out. Something like childhood LiveLeak lol
>>203276004Django/Flask in Python SQL database
Running blacksInfect our woundsHellfire
>>203276029I haven't detected him itt
>>203276020The babies look monstrous but when they get older they just look like they've been stung by a 1000 wasps and left out in the sun all day
>>203276054yes.
>>203276126Yes, but one of those asking for money outside an electronics store is scary at night.
>>203276020cimagine thinking you're gonna birth a normal baby and out pops this literal hell spawn looking thing
>>203276054A lot of courtship seems to be about making silly little excuses and pretexts, so that both parties can do the thing that they want, without the person pitching the idea coming across as too forward/rude, the person accepting coming across as too easy/desperate, etc. The gum is like inviting someone back to your place at the end of the night for a coffee, with neither party actually expecting a pot to be brewed. Except the gum thing is so silly that it’s basically metahumour about that phenomenon.
>>203276216It's also possible that she thought he was a baby bird.
Canada has the best femboys
I want sex with a woman that would fix me
>>203276276you know it wouldn’t
men should wear nightdresses this isn't even some woke omg breaking gender norms bullshit they're just comfortable as fuck and by the way you can get mens nightdresses without any of the frilly girly shit
Drank a half gallon of milk again
>>203276332i'm with you. you can also pull your pants over them in a pinch
>>203276332big agree legalize male nightdresses
>>203276341have fun with calcification
>>203276380I only do it once or twice a week
>>203276332just convert to islam
>>203276380What the fuck is that?
>>203276332Matching pyjama shirts and pants for me
Sometimes I think none of you listen to Brahms
>>203276433Correct thought
>>203276422excessive calcium builds up in pieces like these on your bones, it can be sharp and cause internal bleeding and it's very painful
>>203276479>>203276479>>203276479
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>>203276420lol