Argentina edition
>>203273134
>>203273134Want this cunt murdered.
>>203273121can't, it's all pooey
>>203273142They're pengers but I can't eat them because I'm Vegan
>>203273004Putting on that much weight is a glow up? EhhShe's both older and fatter Lol
hurricane steinberg
the peng wratty hypothesis
>>203273175its hairy too x
>>203273166can't imagine how much of a porn addict you need to be to have a relevant coomer webm at the ready a mere 42 seconds after this thread was created
>>203273210JUST FUCKING FILTER HIM YOU GAY SPASTIC MONG
watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtgH1Du8Y3Y&ab_channel=NightScape and feeling my stomach dropsuch a pussy compared with these lot
ah... hello all
>>203273258Get a fucking clue
White ppl be like>>203273092
on the brandy
>>203273277good lad, i'm due for a cuppa
>>203273258thats a hairy pooey arse and not particularly of interest to mehoweveras far as hairy pooey arses go i imagine thats a pretty high quality one
funny how even within our lifetimes the tranny fad will die
cheers jannard. we won't mock you for a while :)
these young nubian kings texting their blonde lovers goodnight and see you tomorrow
>>203273278good post>>203273292good lad
>>203273277what's crappening retard?(said endearingly)
Without googling how many black people do you reckon you could name who aren't sports people or actors?Reckon I could get at least 5.
>>203273322mad how he's not here when the bbc cuckspammer is here
>>203273210
>>203273277hey m8
Was gonna put on that batman movie shit is 3 hours long fuck off
>>203273364Surely that's not his willard
the mandem finna hurl mad longmeat down pale tings backs tomorrow night mmhmm
cant even say bunworth these days due to woke
>>203273331>texting their blonde lovers goodnightbeta shit Lol
would love to a watermelon right now
Luv Asians me
>>203273344bro just open your moms phone and look at her contacts lmao
>>203273426That's an American
>>203273378don't have to watch it all at once now do youcalm down
>>203273409nah its just luv dont be bitter
>>203273344David Lammy, Barack Obama, Kanye West, Chuka Umunna, Beetlejuice
>>203273426Not convinced.
all the cronems victims will come forward bow filly's has done
>>203273426these new red tattoos are so sexy
kurosawa was genuinely an amazing directoralways thought he was reddit but he really isn't
got my family name from a slave owner
>>203273426she's a disgrace to all asians
>>203273448mad how these are all horrible people except one
>>203273431This happened to meA black guy punched me and I don't believe that all lives matter anymore
>>203273482Yeah. She should sudoku right now! Shamerful
Sucking a tinnie aren't I
The Njalldem
>>203273489None of them are bad people, they’re all complex personalities with good and bad traits.
Westernised Asians make my cock explode
>>203273338ahaha good lad, friday mate so gonna get on the beers tonight>>203273368hope you're well
If Nikocado is so smart and was playing us all by being obese for 3 years, why did he post his ruined hole online? How exactly does that fit into his master plan?Does he plan to release another asshole pic, only this time it looks normal and not all blown out??
>>203273426you know what she really needs? a tattoo of a knife with an anime girls eyes in it
got my family slave from a name owner
>>203273521obama is a war criminal so no
>>203273527the short answer is it was never a master plan and a clue was not in fact gained
might go on a mad one
>>203273540Wouldn’t go that far
anyone here sucked a dick before genuine question
>>203273564He did drone strike that hospital to be fair
>>203273505good lad
Anyone who studies Japanese will either troon out or chud out.
>>203273217magyar neek xhttps://www.twitch.tv/mira004
wanking over you right now and there's nothing you can do about it
>>203273581yeah but hes black and gave billions to spread homosexuality in botswana so he’s great
losing weight so skipping breakfast means no morning coffeeno pub tonight either
>>203273597Advertising or begging
looking forward to getting blazed tomorrow night
>>203273611how much do you weigh lad?
yeah not my cup of tea acaster
>>203273631It's that time of the night eh
>>203273590うん?
>>203273611you've completely rused yourself here mateWhile I myself only eat two meals a day (the first being at 1pm), I still indulge in my delicious morning coffee and delicious weekend schoons all the while maintaining a healthy weight
makes me sick to my stomach that i was making $75k in 2017 ($97k in 2024 dollars) ate twenty four years old and im only making $110k now
the funniest thing is when someone says something bad about yanks on 4chan and they all say it’s only the “black” yanks, as if anyone can tell the difference and they don’t all look and act exactly the same
I've been chasing smoking mirrors my entire life
>>20327363059kg
>>203273646it is... it is....
>>203273484lmao
>>203273631corspaf
>>203273665what the hell are you on about
>>203273676So yh get in
>>203273607>Sorry for killing your family and a bunch of hospital workers, here's 6 grandDoesn't seem that great
Some Australians are fucking dickheads but some of them are alright
its ogre
dudu hastdu hast mich
thisll be me soon and if youre not careful itll be you too
>>203273624neither, I've posted her law degree from ucl insta screenshot before, I was shook. lass had been doing 12 hour streams 5 days a week
>>203273670turt mate you've gotta let yourself have a coffee and a pint every now and again life's worth living
My mate made these, they're meant to be blueberry muffins.
>>203273698Nigga 6k in Afghanistan is like 5 years wages
>>203273687bro im literally in the trenches out here and sorry if i can’t differentiate the masses of low iq brown zionists may as well be fucking india except they’re obese too lmao
dont speak nazi sorry
wanking to my mum gf
huge numbers of people are flocking to move into my city
Went Deanocore for my lunch today and got a discounted cappuccino and cinnamon bun from Caffe Nero using Meerkat Meals
>>203273631Hey, you can't post it on a blue board
How do it get the dead rat out of the trap without touching it?
don't call me yank, cunt
>>203273726more like blueberry waffles! haha bet everyone was saying that in the group chat
>>203273745Gloves or just put a plastic bag over your hands
>>203273759No group chat
>>203273745thats a mouse not a rat
>>203273726nice. my wife's bf made me these dairy free cream cheese mufins.
>>203273745Just touch it you gimp its not gonna hurt you
>>203273631heard she likes it on...
please be respectful to american friends
>>203273791She milk your cock onto them?
>>203273745not sure he'll let you post that
>>203273649うるさい手前外人め
>>203273772there is youre just not in it
>>203273793t. 13th century peasant before getting bitten by a tick and copping the ol' bubonic plague
Anyone got the webm of a jeet fucking a dead rat?
>>203273826it not right
https://voca.ro/1dErhccZdzuOThis is what I meant by seasideMARK grunting like >Ooh aah ooh aah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fju13vU0Y1gfuck
>>203273793remember what happened in the 14th century?
got diagnosed with sleep apnea
>>203273735me on the left
@203273834i fucking hope not
>>203273834rishi at the diddy party
Scranning these bad boys x
jumping down the stairs
>>203273845Sound like an autistic bloke speaking through his teeth cause he doesn't want anybody to know they're rotting at age 25
chrashing through the snow
>>203273843i know mate im not in one either so i feel your painsorry for being nasty
>>203273845keep going mate im almost therehttps://vocaroo.com/1DIf59v9ZgKn
House prices changes really haven't differed that much over the last ~40 years. It's consistently 7-9% a year. The idea that prices have increased massively over the last decade is a myth. The issue was never house prices, but rather wage growth since the death knell of 2008.
You shut your mouth! How can you say I go about things the wrong way?I'm a poster and I need to be (You)'d, just like everybody else does
>>203273901.
>>203273826>youre just not in itYou and every vagina on Earth
>>203273899what a pointless post
>>203273655coffee and no food upsets my delicate tummy>>203273670thanks for answering for me mate cheers>>203273724was on the wines last night just taking tonight off, friend's bday tomorrow so will indeed be back at the pub
https://youtu.be/ms1Y9tY_8bU?si=9hw52VpyuXhrYkTK
Have you ever farted just as you were cumming?
>>203273735Am I fucked up for finding her body incredibly hotI love this chunky slightly saggy body on women, makes me diamonds
>>203273786Don’t talk shit look at its tail
look what i got lads they're selling mushy peas ar sobeys now
how come watches are so expense?
>>203273964Fucking hell. What a grim life.Mushy peas are objectively wank
>>203273964get that on a pie with some gravy fella
>>203273941they just dont look right on the groundlike cheeky little incels venturing into public
>>203273979jews
>>203273984then why are they selling em in a can must be good if it made it to sobeys
>>203274005Don't know. You raise a good point.
Today I have>Booked a haircut>Went to shop>Sorted out clothes to go >Went to gym>Partially assembled some garden furniture >Did some uni work >Did some laundry >Watched 4 episodes of Assassination Classroom series 2I'd call that a good day
where dem auroras at
>>203273998argh i dont wanna go all the way back to sobeys to buy a pie and gravy
>>203273729>The average monthly salary in Afghanistan in 2015 was AFN 17,800, which is equivalent to US\$205.>USD/AFN 2015 rate was 67.4304>6000 USD was 404,582 AFN>404,582/17,800= 22.73months wagesImagine the richest country in the world blew up a hospital where your mum was working and they were like "yeah sorry we killed your mum but we investigated ourselves and we did nothing wrong, here's almost 2 years wages though"
>>203273938good lad
>>203274034You forgot one>a cock
>>203274034nowhere in that list is "went to the pub"
Reckon I'll be aching when I get up tomorrow from today's gym session
why is israel allowed to use advertising on social media sites to force blatant propaganda but russia can’t make a few shitty memes and post them facebook
>>203274064The average NHS medical negligence leading to death payout is 50k the average salary is like 30k. So yeah clearly by our own standards that’s a normal amount of money to pay out when you kill someone by mistake
hahahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8PTMs1oJR4
can anyone here give me some employment?
Lads. I am steaming as a fucking rocket right now.
>>203274089I don't go to the pub because I have mental health problems including social anxiety.
Talk me out of buying this ladshttps://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202405149694954
>>203274139You forgot being an unemployed, disgusting tranny
>>203274129good lad
>>203274146only a carget that mortgage paid off
Educate yourselves and watch these
>>203274109do retards like you actually believe this bollocks or what
>>203274146
>>203274139that's why you go to the pub so you can drink alcohol and get rid of your social anxiety
>>203274146Lad I knew wanted to buy a BMW. He was a manic alcoholic though so take that as you will.
>>203274146>over 100,000 miles on the clockvery high for that sort of car
>>203274172why
>>203274172
>>203274139sounds like you need to get laid dude
>>203274173calm down ping pong ndombele it was tongue in cheek yeah?
can't recommend sedatives enough to be honesti feel much thicker
>>203274186good lad
>>203274172she unironically inspired me a bit with this
>>203274212has anyone ever actually encountered one of these sleeping hats
anyone remember RedTube
>>203273851imagine posting this on a 1% cancer survival rate comment grieve vid, dunno if it's just me but feels very humble bragging
>>203274208my name is jamal o’lopezarelli
I am a retard. Say something cruel and mean to me. I deserve it for being a terrible person.
>>203274231Yeah I always use a sleeping cap
Right. Dropping some tabs.>>203274235yh
>>203274249Everybody is deserving of love
>>203274231went out of style when silk pillows and washing machines were more in use
haven't watched porn for 10 years me
>>203274249you're an effing c
>>203274249shan'tyou're a human being worthy of inherent dignity and attacking yourself is only going to hurt you in the long run
>>203274272cap
>>203274264More to do with central heating but nice guesses x
>>203274249Erm God made you in his image
>>203274292it's not that hard
>>203274244>I have a cognitive impairmentyeah, it's called being a woman
>>203274294really? i thought they were to do for protection when you were slathering and shagging the shit out of your pillow
being gay is faustian
>>203274249dick my you sparkling soul, you beautiful human deserving of love
Going sleepy byes now. Goodnight /brit/, remember that deep down you are a good person and deserve to be happy x
>>203274340night lad
all the 23andme top jews quit recently mysteriously and the head jew is married to the head jew at google. wonder what’s in store
>>203274179I'm convinced. Thanks lad>>203274168Too poor to have a mortgage
pooing violently x
>>203274349CRONEM THE BARBARIAN
>>203274272we're in a golden age of rule 34 if that has any interest to you
>>203274340not me I'm a genuinely mean spirited turbofreak but I am happy
WARNINGTHE POSTER BELOW IS AN ISRAELI AGENT
>>203274345Oh nooooo they’ve got a tiny swab of my spit!!!!!!!!!!!
Bird wants me to go to bedCba
>>203274345Who gives a fuck, they can't do anything sinister with your DNA data
>>203274199that looks unholy
Just bought a morning suit and need more places to wear it. It's for my livery company's annual lunch
>>203274372ahahahahahahah broooo nice one
mental how the sopranos is the best tv show of all time and has yet to be topped
>>203274372>>203274374Lol
Never knew that a country named "Gabon" existed
>>203274199
>>203274392Perhaps crash a few weddings
Benin my arse
>>203274400Go get me some dimmies mate about a dozen nice one
>>203274408gabon this cock ahahaha
>>203274400aside from the simpsons of course
might kill me own self
>>203274426IT NOT FUCKING RIGHT
>>203274408it’s called gaybon and your dad lives there and fucks bbc looooool
>>203274434why la?
>>203274415Truly one of the most evil human beings alive
>>203274438Not on
>>203274444fuck up everything I do
Gabon, a country along the Atlantic coast of Central Africa, has significant areas of protected parkland. The forested coastal terrain of its famed Loango National Park shelters a diversity of wildlife, from gorillas and hippos to whales. Lopé National Park consists of mostly rainforest. Akanda National Park is known for its mangroves and tidal beaches.Gabon is currently classified as an upper middle-income country by the World Bank, although its oil wealth has not benefited the overall population.>Official language: FrenchAh yes
dadberg desperately trying to stay hip by liking young people shite in his late 50sme proudly boasting how different I am from zoomies in my late 20s
>>203274422this gives me an idea...
>>203274458like what la?
Need a gf who's a virgin but who also is into fisting and will let me loosen both her holes, to train them to take an entire fist.Any advice?
>>203274415one of the most sinister things I’ve seen on this website
>>203274473jobsrelationshipsfriendshipseverything
>>203274467>me proudly boasting how different I am from zoomies in my late 20sahahah yeah good lad, good lad>dadberg desperately trying to stay hip by liking young people shite in his late 50swhat's he doing
>>203274469Nice one champ
I'M GLAD I CRASHED THE WEDDINGIT'S BETTER THAN REGRETTING
thinking of buying a rolex
>>203274485self-improvement's a lifelong endeavour mateyou'll have more chances
>>203274400I enjoyed Deadwood more but it was cancelledalso true detective s1 but it's very short so not a fair comparison
I’m top Jew
>>203274461got a problem, bruce?
>>203274485try and see a therapist or a psychologist or something get your doc to sign you off work and have some time to figure things out
generation a(utism) will make zoomers look like philosopher kings
>spend over an hour sex chatting with some filthy lass>cum and the realise that it was probably a guy sharing pics of an ex gf or something grim.
>>203274507getting /brit/post-vu with this one
>>203274528And
>>203274451He's done genuinely illegal shit but nothing will happen because the main guy putting out allegations against him is a genuine retard
>>203274524A therapist? Oh what a mistake you've made*the ground starts to shake*Here they come*boulders fall from the ceiling*
>>203274528just enjoy it in the moment lad don't overthink it
>>203274524>get your doc to sign you off workahaI'm 30 years old and have never worked longer than 3 months in my life
>>203274541not the same if you get the image of some other guy typing all the filth
>>203274400It's okayBasically a soap opera for menIt's alright
>>203274528miss being in my early 20s and finding this exciting
We've girl I dated at school admitting she had a pissing fetish, a fetish for being forced to hold it in for as long as possible and for being made to wet herself Needless to say it didn't work out, seems like some real trauma related shit. Some girls are freaks.
>>203274498i'm too lazy to make a clip of the show. anyway, you can't go past the dimmies mate.
don't understand this at all
>neuralink uses brainwaves to interact with computerSo why can't normies accept the other way around?
>>203274589nah that image is spot on lol
>>203274577Nah probably just developed fairly innocently like most fetishes
haven't drank for a week and feel like a blob of nothingmight get pissed tomorrow
finna buy a gtx 5090ti
The Big Bang Theory was a literally good well-written well-acted show prior to them all getting gfs and I'm tired of pretending it was bad the whole way through just because it's popular to hate it.
>>203274608$5090
plan is to spend 30-60 minutes a day for the next week or so dedicated to cleaning. Should hopefully get the place back to kinda how it was when I moved in.
>>203274623Shut the hell up you twit
I've spent decades asking God why I was cursed this way, why I wasn't born female.I only ever received silence.
>>203274608>finna buy a gtx 5090ticorrr, stardew valley with ray tracing
>>203274623Genuinely enjoyed it until the gfs were introduced
>>203274623hahahahahah*laugh track plays* hahahahhahahahaha
>>203274623bazonkers
>>203274623BBT was mainly responsible for getting normgroids into internet culture. Fuck off.
>>203274633at least I'll get loads of vram haha
>>203274589so often in anime theyll draw a girls hand with the middle and ring fingers stuck together like that
>>203274589>>203274601How exactly can a girl grinding her cunt on your cock only feel good for her and not also for you?
>>203274623BAD LAD
>>203274623The IT Crowd is literally just our Big Bang Theory and I'm tired of pretending somehow the IT Crowd is funnier when it's practically the same normie tier "look at these weirdo geeks" humour
>>203274589It happens
>>203274623my jeet roomate at college used to watch this all day whilst brown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5q4uYj-gygyoutube doesn't do it justicei bought the track and it slaps so much more
>>203274623i see clips of the show and it's sometimes pretty funny. Reddit just got mad about it because it's taking piss out of their demographic so they launched a hate campaign.Laugh track is annoying though, but i can say the same for Seinfeld
>>203274656*looks at your flag*oh did i say $5090?? $500900
>>203274663it depends, but sometimes it's not great because it's bending you backwards and forwards you see
'feld is the sitcom of choice to be desu. that kramer is such a melt!
>>203274700haha what are those silly jews like
>>203274663Well she has a tiny cock called a clit so she can make tiny little grinding motions to wank her mini cock but these don't feel particularly good on one's 3-to-9 inch mancock
For me, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
I will never be biologically femaleTherefore the only solution is killing myself
>>203274668feel like what they actually do in IT crowd is relatively tangential to the wacky hijinks that ensue. couldve been the HR crowd and just established that HR is a bad thing thats made them unpopular and there wouldnt be a huge difference
>>203274718Most brits don't know what that is, it never played on any of the channels here
*wanks into your arse whilst gran partita plays into the background*
>>203274668Yeah IT Crowd is utter dreckSame goes for that Mighty Boosh shite
>>203274706it's not a lie if you believe itno greater insight into the jew mind
why do black britons have cooler names than white britons? this happens nowhere else in the world, black americans are named like quackarius duckson
>>203274718I know what that is and I enjoy it
>>203274756Stop lying
>>203274754>quackarius duckson
>>203274754they’re called the same things as white Brits or shit like kwamisi mbonga
>>203274754Because they're retarded
i dont watch television shows because i have classi read books. poetry and philosophy
>>203274785>quoted with a fedora in 3,2,1...
>>203273138>>203273138
>>203274735Literally always in the top 10 series on Netflix u mong
>>203274732Based
