Earthling edition
>>203270881some strange olden day colours in theregreenblueetcetera
feeling this one
203270837done that freak up the arse
>>203270925shot on film
wouldnt mind a few lines right now
would like to be pegged at least ONCE in my life
Mannequin at ATMSCRAMING
anime
STEAMING AS A ROCKET
caberge
>>203270986hahahaa
I don’t think the Grauniad really gets the point of the film Zulu hereThe point of the Zulus is that they are brave warriors, worthy of both fear and respect
>>203270881How do I start imposing my will onto reality and stop being a loser neet?
>>203271022ktim
is it racist
>>203271030makes blacks look scary so yes
Got that Italian heritage. Feeling blessed.
>>203271032This is him now
>>203270995Not an...anime?Don't know who this is desu
>>203271030don't get why that one is racist
backwards primitive people
>>203271069twink death shows no mercy
https://youtu.be/VVycT8k0tjM
/bric/ > /brit/
bet she's one of your mums
>A man who pushed a postman in front of an oncoming Tube train has been jailed for life>Brwa Shorsh, a Kurdish migrant who gave evidence through an interpreter, had claimed he was "angry" at Mr Potoczek as he felt as though the postman had given him a dirty look.>Shorsh had been sleeping rough in England, including inside Tube stations to keep warm, since 2020, the court heard.>Shorsh said he was "angry" after three women allegedly laughed at him for being homelessWell leftypol?
>>203271079
got a cute little transwomans willy but im a straight cis male. what gives
>>203271073https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdo7KocloZQ
where dem auroras at
>>203271079Kemi Badenoch's folk
>>203271114undeniably based
>>203271103would live in all these countries except india
>>203271126
>animeNONCES OUT>inb4 mug anime forumgo to /g/ and talk about arch linux and hrt
>>203271021having a catastrophic amount of confidence will win you 99% of situationsif you are too confidentially stupid to feel shame, fear, or regret then the world immediately becomes your oyster
Been watching Vox Machina, literally everyone is gay to the point I don't understand how society survives.
>>203271122>you tried to kill someone>your punishment is 3 meals a day and a roof over your head and you never have to go back to your shithole foreveroh we sure showed him
Would you either?
>>203271002https://vocaroo.com/1mLZVFztoynW
where's that fucking manicott?
>>203271196right is black only
Okay lads, we're finally all here. Let's get down to business.
>>203271196not for me thanks
House of Commons soon
give me 5 positive characteristics of yourself RIGHT NOW
>>203271122wouldn't have happened if this man had been housed
>>203271219>businessI'm listening...
>>203271186unironically why the fuck don't we just ship him back to his shit hole?
>>203271202Isn’t manicotti sleeve? Is this some Italian slang I should know?
>>203271146日本語難しいよね...
>>203271197https://vocaroo.com/1aBiVS0yiLeL
>>203271250TallHandsomeEducatedRichHuge cock
>>203271122>Brwa Shorshtrying to order burger sauce while steaming
>>203271246what are they arguing about?
How do we stop Israel?
why did they make this show
>people on public transport who sit in the aisle seat when the window seat is unoccupied They're breaking the social contract
>>203271310Who gets the last banana
>>203271324post about them on /brit/
>>203271259just the name of the pasta shape that looks like a sleevemanicott is an americna recipe where the pasta is filled with ricotta and baked with marinara sauce
https://youtu.be/ZAb365OijtU
>>203271126That's not the correct title.
>It is set in a fictional version of Britain, one so removed from our current reality that if you’re a man who steps outside the house at night you will receive a mandatory two-year prison sentencethat doesn't sound so removed from our current reality
>>203271324They built rape tunnels under New York. They're unstoppable.
>>203271219Business idea: voice changers for telemarketers and scam callers Can sound like anything from 18 year old girls to 50 year old white men
want to go to bed just so i can wake up and eat breakfastso hungry all the time
>>203271344really dont understand thiswhy wouldn't you want the window
>>203271334ah yes the cops aren't allowed out, but criminals areinteresting premise
>>203271324We don’t
>>203271400They want to deter people from sitting next to them
cant even say youre a man these days without woke police coming to lock you up
>>203271389You can eat whenever you want. You're an adult
>>203271385God shall have the final word.https://youtu.be/ZAb365OijtU
>>203271308why would I be ordering a burger when ironing?
OK rorke easy on the victim fantasies
just rimmed someone
>>203271324just ask someone that was successful at it oh wait
Mrs pulled out an absolute shocker of a tea tonight. Cod with steamed veggies and fruit salad for desert. Absolutely distraught, I saw an empanada and a pizza in the fridge and I had high hopes.
>>203271400If you’re on a flight you can stick your legs/elbow in the aisle and stretch out a bit if you watch out for the trolley
Ahh...good morning
mad how homicide rates in this country are 3 times higher than what they were in the 60s
>>203271432ive already ate 4 meals today + snacks
>>203271334That Sarah Everard thing turned every middle class woman in the country into an actual fascist for a week.
youll get put in prison for saying youre australian these days
>>203271456sorry to hear that mate
>>203271469Stop noticing
>>203271456>>203271493>>>/sp/aki
>>203271344>five toilet cubicles at toil>first one is occupied >I take the fifth one>someone actually then picks the one next to mine instead of the middle oneThere really are monsters out there.
>>203267873i posted him earlier >>203267219
I like reading the telegraph I tried reading daily mail the articles are badly written and repeat the same sentences over and over again
>>203271448>just ask someone that was successful at itEgypt?
>>203271509My post would be a bit off topic on spee mate :/
>>203270881My cousin told me she wishes Titus from space marine game was real because she found him handsome she also used to think Arthur morgan was hot
>>203271556You ever fuck your cousin?
>>203271469You making stuff up again Rorke?
Tried to discuss the odds of a successful Schlieffen Planif the Germans hadn't watered down deployments for the Eastern front during the initial stages of WW1 with a work colleague but he had no idea what I was talking about.I'm wasting away there.
>>203271334>>203271403>>203271479Yeah but what if the woman put electric shock cages around men’s willies and stun you if you break curfew?
>>203271527>>203271527Israeli calls for the murder of every non-Jew in the middle east.Jannies won't ban them for this.
please stop calling flashlights torchesthat is all, thankyou for your cooperation
>>203271456What is your height and weight?Why did you restart pretending to have moved to Spain?
Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil; Who put darkness for light, and light for darkness; Who put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter! Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes, And prudent in their own sight!
>>203271594would be breaking curfew 70 times a night then!
>>203271578what were they in the 60s?
>>203271469bro my city has a murder rate 50x that of london. you niggas ain’t hard you niggas ain’t shit bro. probably the safest lilly white ahh burbs more rough than your toughest hoods lmao bro fuck you
One of you is one of those things. If digits you get the flamethrower.
Might get an early night
>>203271602why dont you just go to that thread and talk to him about it instead of here
>>203271607could have been mang doos mum mate
>>203271586>>203271586>>203271586Israeli says genocide is good, and all Arabs and Irish should be genocided
>>203271642It's already 11
>>203271637Not I
>>203271637>if digitsfucking idiot
where dem lights at
>>203271574My cousin is weird because when I was playing red dead she said Arthur Morgan's voice was sexy. She compared me to John marston though
>>203271688your cousin sounds horny
>>203271670Not all Arabs are that bad though
>>203271688Lmfao
>>203271602Wow they really are fucking revolting aren't they.
>>203271725cat and berg
>>203271670Did you think that Revelation 2:9 and Revelation 3:9 were just joking?
Think i'm about to blow this toil deadline de lads fuuuck
Post the Walt DisneysPost the MicePost the PetersPost the DragonsPost the Alex JonesPost the Dr Mikes
havent played a video game in months
>>203271738>>203271746There is a entire rabbit hole of women who fell in love with Arthur morgan and space Marines from the space marine game
>>203271670it’s like raaaaaaaaaaaain on your wedding daya freeeeeeee ride when you’re already late
>>203271627Don't know graph doesn't go far back enough.>282 homicides>The population of the United Kingdom in 1960 was 52,543,017So 5.36 per million if I can do maths right. It's 1.8 times higher last year than in 1960.
>>203271726>>203271726>>203271726Israeli says the Nazis were in the right, and he wants to do to Arabs as the Nazis did to Jews.
Might play DK Country and enjoy a fine, lush, BOSH British video game
>>203271823they are mentally ill
>>203271825ktim
>>203271759>>203271759>>203271759Israeli response to seeing a British poster
if it's hip, it's here
>>203271627>1961: 265 homicides>1971: 459 homicides>1981: 556 homicides>1991: 725 homicides>2001: 857 homicides>2011: 545 homicides>2021: 691 homicideshttps://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/crimeandjustice/articles/homicideinenglandandwales/previousReleases
leave it on /isr/ next time
>>203271258human rights lawyersit's a massive racketit's how are keir made his fortune sadiq khan too
Im such a gay little fuxking freak
lol
FACT CHECK: Britain is only twice as dangerous as it use to be when our parents were children, not thrice
>>203271916Last I checked there were still Brits colonising the north of Ireland
vehemently dislike MANOSPHERE twats
imagine feeding spaino into a cat food machine
>>203271916why are people so fucking stupid?
>>203271877bro there’s more homicides in my block than your entire country lmao you can’t hang
>>203271823Pride cometh before the fall.
thanks janny
>>203271916
turns out the mice are not allowed after all
>>203271948Being a man is giving yourself brain damage for a fake belt
>>203271948what a self hating loser he is
>>203271948>let me tell you my arbitrary definition of what a man isthey're utter twats
>>203271916>Jerry Adams was gunned down by Margaret ThatcherTory conferences aren't like they use to be
>>203271916Jerry Adams and Markie McGinies
>>203271994howling
lads have you ever been sued, taken to court, or put in front of a disciplinary tribunal?i might be facing one or more of these and it's completely consuming me now. can't really enjoy anything anymore whilst this is all going on. fuck sakes fmllllllllllll
>>203272043What did you allegedly do?
>>203272043What have you done sir if you can specify
>>203272043we need more details than that lad
>>203271948he cried when somebody made a joke about his dad bashing him
>>203271948copied word for word from a sam hyde rant
>>203272043they finally got schoolgirl legs lad...
I miss the mid 2000s
>>203271032Use to always see this one being posted just before the sissy/tranny psyop went into overdriveahh the good ol days
how'd you even get sued in the uk the only people that do this are jews like private parking companies
literally wasting my entire fucking life sitting in front of a screen
>>203272043>lads have you ever been sued, taken to court, or put in front of a disciplinary tribunal?had to go to court once for a speeding ticket, apparently if you go over the speed limit enough they make you go to court for it was total bullshit ticket was $200 I think
>>203272043yeah very stressful stuff mate sorry to hear>>203272063for me it was having a wank in the local park
love cock in my arse
>>203272063>>203272066>>203272074been done for trimming armour :/
Make me Prime minister and I'll fulfill my 8 pledges:>Ban any displays of Islam and Judaism from public >Devolved English parliament >abolish FPTP and hold a referendum on what to replace it with >outlaw landlordism, all 2nd homes and rental properties granted to their tenants (if occupied), or to turned into social housing (if empty)>abolish the monarchy>fully elected upper house to replace the lords >legalise coke and weed, force coca-cola to release a version of their drink with the coke back in it>1 week extra holiday per year thoughts??? would you vote for me?
>>203272166Oh, you're a woke.
The lying Jews will have their mouths shut
Also my cousin tried watching threads but cried in the scene when the man tried to drink himself to death
sup
>Brwa Shorsh, a Kurdish migrant
>>203272181No lol
>>203272166not even a lie
arsehole has crusted up closed with cum again, need to get on grindr pronto and bust it back open
>>203272181erm.. whats with the landlord hate big fella
>>203272181Where's get the wogs out??
>>203272204Sounds like Terry Tibbs saying ‘burger sauce’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38IOqcYxgqchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7y1MdlXclMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjAuUXdSFaM
>>203271284get them in the english countrysideget the timmys replaced
>>203272181yes because if FPTP got you elected it's abolishment for sure will guarantee you never returning to power
I have followers now
Are british women really treated like this?
>>203272215ill do it for you x
>>203272256fucking cringe ffs
>>203272181no>legalise coke and weed
>>203272239Not enough auto tune
>>203272200so are you gonna have sex with your cousin or are you gonna let a black guy do it instead? shes clearly gagging for it get out there and give her some dick
>>203272256yes (and that's a good thing)
just bummed some runt xx
at any time, my hatred of james acaster takes up a good 20% (minimum) of my brain processing power
>>203272256she needs her a black king
We are ALL mikey.
>>203272181>Ban any displays of Islam and Judaism from publicwhat a limp-wristed, ineffectual "solution"
>>203272275https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAi3VTSdTxU#t=47shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAi3VTSdTxU#t=47shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAi3VTSdTxU#t=47s
Need James Corden assassinated, preferably while live on TV
>>203272236haha
>>203272294He’s funny though
>>203272294Don't think I've ever seen him just assumed perhaps unfairly that he was shitWhat's his greatest moment I'll have a watch
British Man
>>203272330he’s based reckon it’s all jewish slander against are smithster
>>203272329Michael makes me cry every time.
>>203272330just reported this to mi5 and suggest that they do it
hiiii!! xx
>tfw masturbated so much now my prostate hurts
Make me Prime minister and I'll fulfill my 8 pledges:>State issued girlfriends>Deport anyone who can't speak English>Independent Scotland>Build a big fuck off wall to keep the Scottish out of England>Deport all men who don't have British parents>Ban McDonalds from charging more than 99p for anything on their saver menu>Nuke Belgium>Deport anyone who owns a flag other than the Union Jackthoughts??? would you vote for me?
Sir SmartSchoolBoy9
>>203272378No please don't stab me!
>>203272404mad how thicc this lad is
home from toil. late one tonight. having a maccies but staying off the drugs.
>>203272401I remember when it used to be the Pound Saver Menu
>>203272390hate when i do that and my anus starts spasming
did you know? jerboas are not real mice
>>203272401>Deport all men who don't have British parentsWould I be able to stay? Me old man was born a Geordie.
>>203272433Alright grandad it's past 11, off the computer and into bed.
>>203272425where do you work?
Nobody actually speaks Cornish on a daily basis. Nor Scottish Gaelic, outside of Gaelic language schools.Can't we just admit it's all a big LARP? If you want to learn those languages, that's fine. But don't try to lie to people and pretend people speak it in real life social settings. You can't order a takeaway in it, it's not a real living language but rather an autistic hobby.
>>203272441Jury is out if they're allowed to be posted, then.
>>203272470I suppose so. No funny business though.
jerboa? i hardly know her!
going to the 10/10/2024 /brit/ which was up at 23:20 and going to repost some blogposts which are now a decade old
the girls at work think im really cool because i listen to american football and sunny day real estate
reckon being a viking would have been fun
>>203272496prefer not to say
>>203272513ok mohammad wagwarn da mandem an dat
teaching the mandem in da hood esperanto
im drinking rum alone lads xD
Be right back forum
really want to suck on gen z boss and a minis toes
>>203272574oh my days
mental how modern Hebrew is an artificial constructed language
>>203272576
>>203272476
it's so confusing being a girl sometimes
>>203272441who boiled that egg for him
RAMM-STEIN
>>203272613reckon it should be a coffee shop name
>>203272635sun cooked it
hello ladboishow does one acquire a taste for fine aleI can drink cider, rum, vodka, and shit n allbut ale tastes like piss to me.Helpi want to be truly english
You should be redpilled on Jews but you must not let that turn into hatred. Hatred for other people is a sin. Jesus Christ died for everyone of all nations.https://youtu.be/lwx4ZPmQQf8
i'll be back
>>203272647wtf
history? im more interested in HERstory
HES COMING HOMEHES COMING HOME
>>203272667bro why are you post cats is cuz you get no pussy lmao
imagine a hurricane hitting the UKan uprooted chippy flying around in a tornado hahaha chips everywhere
>>203272669put the cookie down! now!
>>203272747bro they’d fucking freak and shit into their crumpets lmao
Might draw a little picture of a jerboa and have a bit of a post with it attached
>>203272667christians are why jews are still able to thrivebecause of this cuckold mentality
just witnessed a zinger from a yank
hes pooing home
my iq is 138
>Black history month>Nobody teaches me any history>They just put up posters saying it's black history month, colour them red, green and yellow and sometimes put that fist thing on itWhat's the point in that then? I want to learn history. I like history.
>>203272747
what are the good non-gay Batman comic books to readNon-gay
got a dead rat in the garden. thinking of doing a mafia revenge on a human who ratted me out. he lives a few miles away. is it illegal to leave a dead rat on someones doorstep? or car windscreen? i'm guessing police wouldn't be bothered to look into it if it were illegal.
>>203272767:/
>>203272747Britain has been hit by hurricanes before.However unlike new worlders who build their homes from thin wooden beams and paper mache, we use bricks, and so our buildings don't fall apart in a mild breeze.
>>203272807our toil black society recommended some books to read about it
>>203272806May iku is van thirsty late
>>203272806you dont have sex
>>203272807you’ve been #yanked raw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuUvWG455oM
>>203272867true
>>203272807>Black History Month: What is it and why does it matter?T-Thanks BBC
The biggest producer of Esperanto language media is the Chinese Communist Party.Maybe think on that.
>>203272844they don't really have any history which doesn't involve arabs or europeans
>>203272828just blame it on the cat
>>203272890Might move to China after hearing this.
>>203272806The big boy score starts at 140
>If you ever drive from Heidelberg to Nurnberg or from Stuttgart to Wurzburg, you cannot miss the impressive ruins of the castle of Weinsberg. It sits on top of a near perfect cone, its slopes covered in vines. In 1140 Konrad III had brought almost his whole army down there to break the Welf power in Northern Swabia. The garrison held out, waiting for their lord to relieve them. And he did indeed arrive but was heavily defeated by Konrad and his brother Frederick, the duke of Swabia.>The garrison surrendered and the story goes that Konrad allowed the Women of Weinsberg free passage with all valuables they could carry on their shoulders. The ladies of the town, worried about the fate of their husbands and boyfriends, decided to carry them down the hill, and it was said that many a sturdy maid was able to finally find love. When the Women came down the hill, Konrad’s aides called foul play and asked the king whether they should arrest the men. But Konrad said, that no, a king’s word is a king’s word and so he let them pass.tfw no sturdy german gf
black history: wait for white people to do everything
FAT MARFA! FAT MARFA! FAT MARFA!
>>203272912:)
>>203272890English (and previously Latin) does what Esperanto wanted to do beter anyway
>>203272918Okay now say that in Jamaican Patois
why did i watch all that doctor who
>>203272953wayat fo wypeople ta do edderyting
>>203272959Does the show ever say who the doctor is. in md house it's Gregory House but in Dr Who they never tell us. Strange
My IQ is 141. I have never touched a woman.
>>203272900i reckon his house will be camera'd up so ill be wearing a hood and covid mask when i leave the gift
okay but in all seriousness we gotta get some cuntneed a couples slits right now, some soaking slitseager cunts frothing at the gash
When I last had my IQ professionally tested in like 2012 it was 131
>>203272927poor girl she might be on some life saving medication you never know
most people keep their brains between their legs
high iq yet you're still a virgin wasting time on /brit/
>>203273015not me I just did a wank
the ginger beer burns. but I sip it still.
mad how the west built all its wealth from exploiting africa and asia and then later from cheap russian raw materials and cheap chinese labour but actually it was because of the most inefficient shittiest political system of all time and not in spite of it hahahhaaha. mad how now that is changing the world is being plunged into ww3 hahaha
>Dr. Who's Entire Timeline Explained>15:36 runtimehmm>The Fall of Doctor Who>5:14:23hmmI think I'll watchthe second one
>>203273000wear some cat ears and a butt plug tail to throw them off a bit
I poo. Can you say the same, /brit/?
one /brit/ lad has to take one for the team and give up her bussy for the rest of the lads
Crisps were too spicy now my lips are all tingly :(
>>203273092mayo ppl moment
Get it made Rorke
>>203272767lmaoo
>>203273004Both before and after are hot tbqhwy (assuming that before is at least 18 uears old)
>>203273017sp you are basically a dumb deano except also a virgin
>>203273092bet they were sour cream an chives flavourwypipo baka...
>>203273085have mine
cant post the new. 4channel is fucking up again (dying)someone else get it made
new>>203273134>>203273134>>203273134
>>203273120Was these ones
NEW>>203273138>>203273138
>>203272830aha yeah but a real hurricane not a poncy european one
>>203273155>>203273141well I was too late
new>>203273151>>203273151>>203273151
>>203273190>>203273155state of these mongs
