Aussie Breakdown edition
had a good time last thread pretending to be from sydney and melbourne but really im from perth
>>203282541only aussie breakdown that matters:
Henry Mancini sub-editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1z4JfxFb6c
you cannot refute this>>203282558
>>203282578FUCK thugby
>>203282576get back to work then mate the rest of us have clocked off
>>203282576*audience gasps**an old lady faints*
melbourne's """personality""" consists of pretending they're european and having bad haircuts
god is toying with me
sydney sider and hate thugby league. very cringe
>>203282601sydney's consists of... errr.... the pub.... and... um....
fackun sydney? croikey mate it's a fackin sheetah, a roight fackin sheeta struth
>>203282605YWNBAW
I'm a rapist
>>203282616and the beachwhat more could you want than a swim and pub after
oive gort nathun ageenst the fackun abos, me grannies a fackun abo
pawn cracker up the clacker
sorry meant racist
>>203282605bad lad
>>203282619and which states poor women suffer from your offending? this is important
i'm a child rapist.CHILDRAPIST
oi fackun ate poms
>>203282654cant say that
alright lads as much as I've enjoyed this power hour I must leave you all as I'm unironically off to the pub (earlier than I expected)hooroo and have a cracking friday
>>203282632you cannot possibly be suggesting going to the beach is something exclusive to sydneyisnt it nearly time for you to head to the pub anyway lad? they all shut at 9pm over there anyway LOL!!!
another day of being awake and existing
>>203282669dubs and I go too
had a dream last night that i hitched a ride with some random white van man from the train station to my old childhood home and decided to do a yorkshire accent the whole journey on a whim
>>203282657poms fit in here pretty easily
and just like that.. australian power hour ends..
>>203282646ALL OF THEM
>>203282669me too actually forgot I had a date at 6:30
>>203282686no they fucking dont
don't think mark will survive this winter
Thought I was in that Australia divided thread but it turns out this is /brit/. Ha. Hahaha. Hahahahahaha.
>>203282686well oi fackun ate poms, they should stay eought of moi fackun straya
>>203282669are you going by yourself or with mates?
>>203282680fuck it, still going>>203282692compared to literally any other group they do
>>203282692worked with many, they get the pub like no one else so they fit in with ease
haha flag
>>203282697DWP cant touch markhe'll try to kill himself on the train tracks if they try and take away his dole
>>203282697fuck off back to /r9k/ where you're meant to be
>>203282692shut the fuck up dog! poms will ALWAYS fit in hereTOTAL POM VICTORY
>>203282689true blue
>>203282719>>203282721fuck off poms don't fit into australian culture at all
>>203282731>>203282733>>203282735snap
Whats the point of going to the pub when you can buy a case of beer and enjoy it in your comfy home
oi ate poms
honestly quite like both syndey and melbourne, never felt the need to pit two bad bitches against each other, but it's seemingly always sydney mongs bringing up the supposed rivalry
j po coi aoin uint dnt is o
>fuck off poms don't fit into australian culture at all
>>203282760Once you got to both you realise theyre exactly the same
>>203282749cheaper too. schooners cost heaps in syd, and if we go clubbing its a given that you pre drink at the person whos closest to the club first
seen the northern lights last night and got some lovely pics
>>203282760it's the other way around irlcanberra literally only exists because melbourne had a sook about sydney being the capital
>>203282788no1 cares u greeb
>>203282784>>203282788more lad, dump it all
>>203282788northern shites
>>203282788I couldn't actually see it but was able to photograph it
Would you fuck a woman who calls herself a feminist?
>>203282786who the fuck drinks schooners, pints or fuck off
>>203282789talking about the modern day culture conversation not some ancient historical footnote you slimy little wormish freak of a man
>>203282784>>203282788>>203282810>>203282802>>203282811
Red sky at night, shepherds delight (because they gets to clock off).Red sky in the morning, shepherds warning (that their day is about to begin).
trying to sell my old xbox one x to cex but it keeps asking me for an edition and there is no bloody edition
>>203282838cor thought you said shepards pie for a sec there
Could see it here with the naked eye it was lush
shepherds angel delight
listening to nirvana spongebob remixes
Takes 36 hours to drive from Perth to Melbourne. Bet you didn't know that, did you now
meeting this girl at the pub then shagging afterhope she doesn't want me to stick around long I want to play video games after
>>203282854nice
>>203282541The drug one is wrong. Vic and SA are the wine snobs, WA is the meth capitol of the country (literally).
perched on the edge of the toilet seat like a gargoyle
>>203282864you can drive for 36 hours in texas and still be in texas albeit you would have to go in a circle
>>203282866That's a man isn't it
>>203282875haha flag
>>203282819man schooners can go beyond $10 in syd cbd, and on a uni student budget man cmon, way cheaper to get a slab and drink at the park or home. pub is usually for special occasions now like someones bday, engagement parties, or a good feed without too many drinks
>>203282875blog on you insufferably bgoring bastard
see you guys from 8am-10pm like every fucking day of my life
I know where you can get $8 pints in Sydney but I won't be telling
>>203282903I pay $7 for a pint of Carlton Draught at my local (Perth)
>>203282914yet you dont even know my name
>>203282914literally just close the tab nigga go outside nigga reconnect with nature nigga
lachieedjordanturtmilton
>>203282915least brit addicted brit poster
poms:>I earn 98473 dollarydoos an hour down the mines also poms:>>203282915
>>203282541AUSsies, are your ISP options really that bad?how much do you pay per month?here in the states I pay $80/m for 20mbps down (not sure the upload speed)
posted in this general since 2015 and on this website since 2008
>>203282915unaustralian this is.
>>203282966Do you live in fucking Alaska or something, that's terrible
diarrehoeaing into a bong and smoking it straight after
We're in
>>203282951you wouldn't get it
>>203282915You can get $7.80 pints at the Hive
>>203282993thought that was a wank stained shirt from the thumbnail
>>203282993alright tim show us her
Would like snow this year
>>203282993What does it feel when a girl replies to yoh
>>203283006haha flag
>>203283006You need to lay off the porn mate
>>203282832Me? I just don't give a fuck about some colours in the sky
bit bored lads
Ah yes another day of switching between 4chan, Reddit and Instagram over and over and overFuck I hate modern life I'm so depressed
gaspar noe is such a hack it's unreal"i know let's play maggot brain by funkadelic while a mff 3some happens"
>>203283070how about you "switch" to the pub
>>203283050was this in response to "we don't do iced coffee"?
>>203283032shut up before i kiss you on your big luscious beautiful lips my nigga
>>203283070How many up votes you got today lad
Not sure what this lad gets from showing off to a bunch of freaks here for a few measly (you)s, must really feel better than actually meeting and shagging a girl unless its all a larp.
>>203283077Diego how come the quran is much better preserved than the bible if islam isnt the true word of God
>>203283103I like to have a look at his matches tbf
Do you think if you became rich and famous you would keep going or would you stop at like 10mil, delete everything then retire as a comfy NEET?
just gave my aircon a test run for the first time in ages and it smells like smelly foot fungus
>>203283103talking about sex and women is one of if not the most common conversation topic among blokes, you just sound like a repressed virge
>>203283103One 4chan (you) is worth 1,000 Reddit upvotes
>>203283108what do you mean by preserved? i do not know much about the quran through history so i cannot comment on that but why dont you think the bible is preserved?
iced lattes are v v nice tho it's true
absolutely sctresmaing because flag haha
Women>Nods Sex>SmilesSex WITH women>Stands up, knocking over my chair to give thunderous applause
>v v nice tho
>>203283123just spray a load of chlorine bleach into itthe smell of mildew killed by chlorine bleach is v v nice
>>203282984>that's terriblewelcome to our hellISP regulation isn't so much a law as it is a wisp of a tepid suggestion written on a disposable cocktail napkin
>>203283166that would be my hand if I'd gone outside more this summer (if the hand were less masculine and more feminine)that's one of my colors too in the background
>>203283169*Sprays you with bleach*
>>203283140In its original form
Do uhh...do you Asian birds "take the piss" ?
>>203283172oh wow imagine james spader in stargate biting your nipples oh my gosh why
>>203283206i dont really understand what your cricitism of the bible here pertains to? why do you think the bible isn't preserved?
>repressed virgei could screencap my camera folder rn full of pics of all the girls feets and sexings ive had in the last year m8, i think the validation you need from us is bit odd is all even if some people here want to see it. maybe im just more cultured and ascended than you
Wonder what /brit/ would be like if it were 90% female
>>203283199incorrect
>load up literally any adobe software>pc slows to an absolute crawl, starts spluttering, emitting smoke and sparksis it just my shitbox computer
Bro has a folder full of feet...
>>203283227I never said it isnt, just the quran is better preserved (all scholars agree the quran is basically in exactly its original form the same cant be said for the bible)
>screencap my camera folder rn full of pics of all the girls feetswrongun
>>203283229could not have come up with a more repressed virge reponse if i tried, bravoenjoy your feet pics lad
>>203282541Does Australia have Starlink? Or does the faggot government forbid competition?
going to put the bbq on got a big thing of pork to cook
>>203283245What of it? It's next to the folder I got of YOUR MOM
i am a hand model
>>203283266yes there is starlink here, seen heaps of modems/kits around
cape hood did nine hostafter cultures podunk joined onto inside net thingsjust pointing coincidences again ain't any isolated opinion
>>203283273*Opens the folder to see pictures of a very nice woman feeding ducks and reading books*Awww :')
>>203283281hello a hand model
>>203283318hiya
katy hugging dat brotha at the office tightlil timmy furious
*accidentally farts all my organs out into a big wet pile between my feet**makes a strained face and sucks them all back up my bum like a long strand of spaghetti*
>>203283249the bible is written by numerous people over milleniaas we try to collaborate to understand the transcendent godwhat more appropriate way to approach god than from the myraid of perspectives contained within him than that?it is the quoran with the insane claim that one text written by one man can encompass all there is for humans to know about god, not to mention all the pressure that puts upon the quality of the text as the literal "word of god"
>>203283219
>>203283288how does it compare to the normal internet service?
>>203283350Shitting out your guts are you?
having a wink
she wants a man with weird alien fingers
has ai improved your wanks in anyway?
>>203283266I'd have starlink if I lived in the sticksBut the big criticism is you can be in fucking downtown sydney and the best you can get in landline internet is glorified 2000s cable
>>203283363:D
having a wonk
>>203283353Done him
how many drugs do i need to take to achieve euphoria?
took the day off toil and have had 2 wanks so far. need to get up get a brew and Have some shreddies if the milk isn't off yet. bloody dadberg has already messaged asking if he can come over and look for a new bolt for the gate in the shed, bloody pensioners I tell you.
>>203283378Well that's just patently false isn't it
>>203283376what do they look like when not under strain?
>>203283376You should be inhumanely destroyed
Also who the fuck says "downtown Sydney"It's the CBD
how do i become a venerated, laudable raconteur?
>>2032833900
sydney lads still on 56k loool
>>203283390Two fairly fat lines of coke would do ya
>>203283410i think australia is the only western country that uses the term "CBD", and sydney residents and relentlessly yankanised
>>203283404
something philosophically affirming about holding in a big poobet sun tzu or buddha would have something to say about it
>>203283427>and sydney residents and relentlessly yankanisedSlow down mate you're getting sloppy
>>203283425wish coke lasted longer, only like 15-20 minutes for mewhen i was doing opioids i'd get like 2 hours max, i wish there were a drug that lasted all day
>>203283445>Not saying sun poo and poodhaRuined it
>>203283353The exact word of god transmitted to one man in one lifetime is better than some dubious patchwork
>>203283449naebdy tells me to slow down ya wee gobshite
>>203283450Have you considered not doing drugs at all
>>203283376do you have marfan syndrome
>>203283445prancing monkey trips over branches - sun tsu
>>203283476yes, i was sober for the first 15 or so years of my life, it was shit
the fabled aussie power hour just as i wake up... i kneel
https://www.reddit.com/r/LateShow/comments/5bxr6m/nov_8_2016_on_showtime_nov_11_2016_on_cbs_stephen/screaming
>>203283482I dunno. I've read the wiki article and looked at people who have it and their symptoms seem more severe than mine. Certainly I have never been diagnosed with it.
cokemongs love their coke
Tittie on youchoob https://youtu.be/QYY5tbk7ywE
>>203283410>>203283427CBD is cannabidiol, from cannabis
favourite radio station in gta 4? mine used to be vladivostok but they removed all the good songs, now it's radio broker
>>203283466why is it a dubious patchwork?what makes you think one man in one lifetime could encompass all of revelationand even if it could what makes you think the quoran is that book
>>203283500Bro has coin slots for knuckles
>>203283431do you smell good? what do you smell like?
>>203283518I always liked the talk radio shows in GTA games
>>203283488Katieehm
>>203283500It seems some people get away with it since they do top level sports with it so maybe you don't have all the bad stuff
>>203283431Weird freak
>dubious patchworkHow is the Christian Bible like the Australian National Broadband Network?
shut the FUCK up, milk
>>203283249>all scholars agree the quran is basically in exactly its original formlook up uthman burning qurans
knuckledragging wastemen
Diego day! It’s Diego day!!
>>203283519Because it was transmitted by God? Why does it have to take multiple and why would that lend any more credence to it?
>>203283518you can add the radio back with a mod I think
>>203283518The one with Patrice Wilson
>>203283560>>203283561Salam Aleikum, brothers
What should I do if I don't want to sit on /brit/ all day
need showering me grotty little bedcel
>>203283553don't encourage the boring bastard. unless it's to seek help or kill himself.
>>203283560>Why does it have to take multipleBecause humans are not divine
>>203283560why does the quran point us to prior revelation the torah and injeel if muslims don't accept the torah or injeel as authentic? we have both predating the quran
Isn't it kind of weird how downtown is often an uptown part of the city?
>>203283577niko bellic was serbian not bosnian
>>203283578depends. Do you have working legs?
mick fleetwood appears to have marfan syndrome, although it is not a confirmed fact
>>203283602>>203283587>>203283577Shut the FUCK up Im talking to Diego
>>203283602Look can you just fuck off, your kind are not welcome here
>>203283611yes
the rich are so lucky just threaten to leave the country when you might get taxed more you are basically invincible always going to the lowest tax places
>>203283615>>203283623muzzies when provided concrete arguments, literal arab cult
>>203283613Ugly cunt
>>203283613Best argument against it is he's still tickin'
>>203283633then hop on over to the bar and get us a pint!
>>203283643no need to be so rude is there
>>203283637The poor could do the same, have a general strike
Thinking about that old Peter Kay joke 'do you have any garlic bread' I never understood it but is still funny
it's not like i did it on porpoise!
>>203283560but man cannot contain god in his totality, even jesus the closest you can get is still a hypostasis of human and divine. the divine part through a glass darkly.it seems peculiar to assume one person's testimony of god would be more worthwhile than multiple people's testimony of god for an example of your second statement look at the gospels, here we have 4 slightly different interpretations of the same event. Why do we have this? Because the totality of experience cannot be expressed by one man, god is too transcendent for just one man to have the "answers" the only way to approach god is from all sides, from all of us, and work together to honour the most high>>203283602i was goingto move to this as welland that the quoran references non extant texts/event in history. if the quoran is divinely protected by have those texts been list? (but i'm not so much interested with negative attacks on the quoran as simply while you think one text one man> multiple texts multiple men)
Just learned Dusty Springfield isn’t American and her name was actually Mary O'Brien
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows · They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
>>203283655they can live into old age nowit's more likely that he's not due to the fact that he would've used it in the press for publicity at some point
just took a poo
>>203283693Tomorrow you'll learn that you're a boring bastard
rorkeporkelorke
>>203283534I do exercise but I think the recommendation for people with it is to avoid strenuous exercise. Haven't died yet.>>203283522Not sure. I don't notice my own smell. I wear antiperspirant but don't normally wear aftershave.
>>203283530pressing issues in vice city was pure kino, it was like my podcast before podcasts were big
no one replied to my post earlier
>through a glass darkly
>>203283715Dust your keyboard my nigga
muslims think everything is shirk but worship a black cube in mecca
>vice cityalright time to fuck off down to the garden centre you boring boomer bastards
>>203283715has no one ever commented on your smell either way?I will smell you and let you know if you like
>>203283678bonified 8 head if I've ever seen one
>>203283715Are you that 6'8 lad who couldn't figure out why he can't gain weight
>>203283754youre a bonerfied gay head
>>203283518ElectroChoc was goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SEgoi7kjw8
this is my world today
morning
>>203283767I have no retort, you've done me
asking chatgpt for bbqing tips
i'm in the thick of it everybody knows
samefagging proxy poofs about
.
and what time do you call this lad?
>>203283846men (me) will see this and say heck yeah!
just want to DIE
>>203283814from the screento the ringwheres my crownthats my bling
>>203283814from the ping to the wing to king to the bing
In the thick of dick
>>203283779You live in the scarlet mansion?
>>203283862Ja, die was?
>>203282673kek sent that runt to PNG
>>203283800I told you not to post your barnet here
Fucking hell, three degrees this morning. Need to start dressing better, don’t actually have any winter clothes.
slept like shit didn't i
mad how brits are just waking up
there's a poo a brewing.might make a coffee to flush it out
>>203283900Cold out
>>203283905was on the vile muck and slept like a baby and feel like arse
the reason to live in sydney is if you can get a house on the harbour where you take your motorboat to the shopsthe scenery around the harbour is insaneliving in some yankstyle suburb away from the river is dystopian
ssshhhhhhhh
>>203283937only jews can live on the harbour
>>203283900get on vinted lad
>>203283800I thought this was a yorkshire terrier in profile at first
losing my will to live
>>203283905maybe if you weren't a piece of shit, you wouldn't sleep like it. ever thought of that bucko?
>>203283957>second hand polyester slopNo thanks, it’ll be high quality made in Scotland wool garments for me this year.
are there even any nice buildings in australia wasn't it was a totally barren wasteland until we sent all the badmen over like 100 years ago
>>203283995old church in my town is now a toyota dealership life is hell
>>203283985Well then stop that from happening, faggot
>>203283995eureka buildingthe most famous building in all of oz
Shagging your gfs mom
sending criminals and poor people to a far away island is honestly pretty based we should bring that back
>>203283994good lad. get the chunky jumpers and socks in
>>203283988i won't stand for this slander
>>203283955i didn't say it was realistic but it is the reason to live there
>>203284021Fair play
Got a new thing now where it feels like there's something stuck in my throat. Obsessively swallowing which is making it worse
best car in gta 4 and 5 is the sultan, it's a four-door so you can have more than one passenger, the speed is pretty good and the handling is top notch
>>203284055Go to a doctor immediately
>>203284055maybe if you stopped giving men the old hawk tuah spit on that thang it would go away
No updates on my package for over 24 hours. It’s over.
i am a young 33 year old man
>>203284097got any kids gramps?
>>203284083pop a viagra that should do the trick
>>203284097least deluded brit poster
gfs little sister wants me
i'm going to top myself
>>203284097post hairline
>>203284066i am the lord of your thighs
>>203284101no, i consider it a distant possibility, my dad had me when he was 10 years older than i am now>>203284110you're one to talk you literal 40 year old virgin
>>203284066Sultan RS
>>203282559>>203282559>>203282559
>>203284132how am i "one to talk"?
>>203284132Dunhelm
