folkestone edition
JESUS IS GOD
Yeah?
if i was nearing 50 and still a virgin id probably turn to god too
Guess it’s time to wank to PAAGs again
used to shag the mayor of folkestone's daughter me
>>203284066Sultan RS is better, the one behind the old mansion in IV
Having sex with God.
>>203284164virgins are blessed
>>203284171yeah but only 2 doors
reckon jesus ever wanked
getting double penetrated by god and jesus
>>203284159BASED
VOTE QUIMBY
>>203284198the devil tried to tempt him but he never sinned
the holy spirit just nonced my arsehole
>>203284205this is a sad day for generic characters everywhere
gaspar noe is so profound he just got an actor to cum on the camera lens>>203284159amazing post
who's excited?
stabbing and killing and stabbing and killing and killing and stabbing and killing and stabbing
>>203284202>>203284214blaspheming child of satan
>>203284225watching love are we?
listening to the newly released brat remixes
>>203284225gaspar on my knob you smelly virgin
>>203284192ahh, I see
i know diego bussy tiny af
if it's hip, it's here
>>203284231And the raping?
>>203284186Not sure they feel too blessed…
>>203284235unfortunately>>203284247grim>>203284237ariana is AMAZING
>>203284261posted it again award
Sorry about all this Deegs I did ask them nicely yesterday to not mention athe*sm on this holiest of days (Diego Day)
>>203284231gchq taking the bus over to yours
>>203284271omg i cant wait to hear hers
Been playing a bit of GTAV single player me. It's fun, but it generally boils down to: have a fight > get wanted > shoot cops > dieI keep trying to get people arrested for fighting me, but it doesn't seem to work. GTAIV you could let a guy punch you in front of the police and the would get knicked. Police in V just watch and will only take action if you choose to fight back.
>>203284264yes that too
>>203284288Tell you what isn't fun and that's you, fucking boring cunt.
seriously why the fuck do we need women now that hormone therapy is so good now and if we get to young boys quick enough they basically become chicks with dicks
>>203284321least gay aussie
Might take a little trip to the Gherkin
mmf bi threesome with mary jesus and god
>>203284273haha dont be silly this isn't a holy day
dressing as a girl for halloween
>>203284349white classic
>>203284312nobody asked you smelly cunt
reckon kylie jenner and dua lipa were boys castrated as babies in a satanic ceremony and give HRT now shilled to women as sex symbols
kanye west is based
>>203284346It is for diegists
>>203284346What about that Pakistan result eh
>>203284369people in school were saying that lady gaga was a bloke when the poker face video came out
who tf up
afptc uraaa darrr imstv oeeee
>>203284413low quality post
>>203284404Your incel memes are not welcome here
Feeling incelish
the brothas getting dey shape-ups
>>203284454you active tonight brudda?
british gas rubbing their grubby hands at this chilly morning
>>203284346Diego how do you feel about cuckposters?
>>203284463no, tomorrow i'll activate
red bull doesn't taste good anymore
>>203284464muh bills
>>203284474bro is allergic to going out on a friday
morrissey isn't allowed to have red bull because of the taurine an that
Not stuffing my fat face, not wanking my willy, these are today's tasks.
>>203284389haha>>203284395what an innings yesterday root and brook then go out against the first ball of a new inningswild>>203284466grim
>>203284480i noticed it as well
>>203284494lol this is me
listening to charli's song with bladee
>>203284494friday is lil timmys night for d and d
I get more upset on fridays and saturdays because they're just another day for me which reminds me how pathetic I am.
>>203284533bizarre cope
>>203284494why would i go out on a friday theres nothing to do
>>203284517howd your situation go with getting kicked out of clubs
Might go for a little ride today
>>203284534same
>>203284534Don’t talk about yourself like that. So many here and elsewhere struggle with being social, you didn’t choose to be like this
>>203284567?
>>203284564bizarre post
>>203284589the rapeings
>>203284534>>203284576very good postalso tv/news is worse less interesting>>203284594??
lads how do i BBQ i got like 10 briquettes in there and i threw a few wood chips on, im cooking the meat at a high temp to sear and smoke it then im wrapping it in foil for the rest does that sound correct? its one of those little egg barbeques
>>203284503what will we do?
>>203284614sounds right
>>203284614don't know
nobody's gives a fuck about the ugly talentless hag's shitty double-dip album
>>203284633i switched to monster gold
>>203284159>>203284225God doesn't exist. Stephen Hawking put it well:>Before we understand science, it is natural to believe that God created the universe. But now science offers a more convincing explanation.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Hawking
>>203284312almost topped myself after seeing this. How can the lads be so mean to me?
kwab i've kwabbed myself up by kwabbing like a bitch, kek
>>203284614Just cook the shit out of it and mask the flavour with tomato sauce
funny how non-Friday diego is a bitter, hateful cunt who openly despises everything about those around him, and Friday diego is the same but with a name
>>203284663BUH GAWD, HERE COMES BRICK WITH A STEEL CHAIR
>>203284661too much caffeine for me :\
Any man who feels depressed about being shit in bed with their ex in?
>>203284686>diego is a bitter, hateful cunt who openly despises everything about those around himVery Christian behaviour of course, he really does epitomise the religion
>>203284686hes such a hypocrite
>>203284663why doesnt god exist?i dont think stephen hawking put it well at all, in fact i'd say his statement is contradictory.the creation of the universe is not a scientific question for how could you scientifically investigate what happened before the natural phenomena you measure. to think science provides an explanation of how the universe came into being suggests a lack of understanding of science and philosophy and is quite frankly a bizarre thing to say>>203284686you are severely mentally ill
shitting my arse apart
>>203284735whyyyyyy
>>203284707how do you know
going to start getting up at 2am, Makes sense to do if you think about it
stepheh hawk tuah
>>203284663https://www.gotquestions.org/transcendental-argument.html
https://youtu.be/iL_IUXLkE8Y
once saw deegs down the soup kitchens on christmas day, handing out presents to the homeless
wombat stew for tea
>>203284730I agree in this caseDoesn’t mean we have to follow the bible though
>>203284743What do you mean? How I know I weren’t great or how I know you were the same?
once saw diego getting dicked down by gay leather daddies in the berghain secret basement
Just asked a lovely lass in Aldi (in Shrewsbury btw) where the biscuits are, and she said something idk. I couldn't understand because she sounded like she was chewing on her spit when she spoke.
>>203284746I've done it a handful of times, specifically to autistically get my gym session in when I had unavoidable engagements that day. You really feel it by the end of the day. Not something I'd do every day.
>>203284764god=/= the bible
>>203284730>the creation of the universe is not a scientific question for how could you scientifically investigate what happened before the natural phenomena you measure.You are assuming that there was something before natural phenomena. Maybe there wasn't. Maybe the entire history of the universe has consisted only of natural phenomena, and never of any supernatural phenomena.Can you prove that there was a time before natural phenomena? No you can't.
>>203284663Stephen Hawking said some very midwittish things didn't he
>>203284791im doing it for the same reason. I'll just go to bed halfway through the work day. Not like i do owt anyways
>>203284777how do you know you were not satisfying. did you do the thing with your arse
>>203284793>Can you prove that there was a time before natural phenomena? No you can't.Begging the question
>>203284793>You are assuming that there was something before natural phenomena.and how is science meant to falsify that?>Can you prove that there was a time before natural phenomena? No you can't.it is unfalsifiable hence the need to use philosophy to speculate not science.hence the irrelvancy and ignorance of the whole hawking quote>>203284800he was from the latter half of the 20th century generation of scientists where none of them did philosophy and were too hyper specialised to know anything about anything outside of their field
>>203284754why do the laws of logic have to be contingent on god why cant they just be universally true
no way no way,phenomena
My name is Julian Sutcliffe and I'm under 30. Does that mean I'm a tarq
no way no way,phenomena,not today
>>203284806Hardest part for me was trying to fall asleep at like 7PM or 8PM the night before. You end up laying there awake.But if you're doing it every day then you'd adapt I suppose.
>>203284809LolwutDidn’t make her scream often enough i guessI started and stopped a lot
>>203284852Yes, Julians should be 50+, perhaps even 60+
making love is a performance of sorts
i've literally been getting 3-5hours sleep a night for the last 3 years and i can't describe how terrible it's been
bumping that ~
>>203284913Maybe get some more
>>203284906Yes and that just makes it feel depressing and disconnecting
>>203284913no doesnt sound greatthought about getting a bit more?
>>203284817Actually he was begging the question because he's assuming that there was a time before natural phenomena.I'm not saying it's certain that everything has always been natural - I'm just saying it's entirely possible.>it is unfalsifiable hence the need to use philosophy to speculate not science.Speculation without evidence is completely useless.As for falsifiability: sure maybe you could always say that there's something beyond science, but it's just a useless speculation unless you can back it up with some kind of evidence.As it stands, we can use science to investigate our universe and find out more about its origins, so I think we should keep doing that. Maybe we will eventually find evidence that gives us strong reasons to think the history of the universe has been entirely natural.
>>203284927its fun
>>203284925>>203284930i can'ti just... can't
>>203284931>I'm just saying it's entirely possible.How so
>>203284818I replied here but forgot to link to your post: >>203284931
why are fresh pajeets so weird at work, they have an autistic attachment to titles and their imagined hierarchy>new jeet project manager at work>doesn't understand that the "manager" in project manager doesn't refer to her being everyone's boss>talks down to everyone>keeps not understanding things and then thinking other people don't understand then calls people stupid (not to their faces but still)>literally ignores and talks over anyone she considers junior which for some reason includes all the senior devs>tech lead (actual team boss) having private chats with everyone on their opinion about her so she'll probably get fired soonworked with lots of fresh off the boat curry merchants and so many of them are like this
>>203284931>Speculation without evidence is completely useless.speculation literally implies working with little/no evidence
>>203284949They made a jeet a project manager? That's genuinely mental
>>203284949genetics. they aren't compatible with our society
>>203284948>Speculation without evidence is completely useless.where is your evidence for this speculation? lol.>As for falsifiability: sure maybe you could always say that there's something beyond science, but it's just a useless speculation unless you can back it up with some kind of evidence.see above>As it stands, we can use science to investigate our universe and find out more about its origins, so I think we should keep doing that. Maybe we will eventually find evidence that gives us strong reasons to think the history of the universe has been entirely natural.where is your evidence that scientific exploration is the only way to investigate the universe (p.s. it's impossible to substantiate this with just sceince and without making metascientific (i.e. philosophical) claims) lol
How many arguments has he lost this morning?
>>203284822no such thing as universally true without god
god i love chatgpt so much such an improvement over just googling things
>>203285008Zero point zero
>>2032850080.
given that neither has responded to my texts i suppose going for carvery breakfast with my two friends just isn't happening then despite it being planned for over a week
>>203284943time to try the sleeping pills
>>203285016Google gives you a decent AI response to most searches now
>>203285028blog on borelord
a fu prd taai carmo arse rte ve e
>>203285028That's actually quite upsetting to read. Maybe brunch instead?
>>203285028no doesnt sound like it
need a new jacket
>>203285028bin those scrotes
porn addicted incel fascist racist friendless hobbyless misogynist
gaspar noe is such a repulsive "artist" it is mad to me to want to be a creative yet be so adamant in reducing everything transcental about life being worth living e.g. love spirituality connection, into mere physical cause and effecthe is repulsive
>>203284968Well there you go. If there is no evidence for a postulation then I don't think it's worth much. You can postulate anything you like.>>203284990>where is your evidence for this speculation?If somebody speculates that King Charles is secretly a shape-shifting lizard, should we entertain that speculation? Unless there's credible evidence for the speculation, I don't think it's worth entertaining.>where is your evidence that scientific exploration is the only way to investigate the universeI didn't say it was. That's why I said "maybe" it will give us evidence to support the idea that the universe has always been entirely natural.
>>203285028rude of them honestly
>>203285037you don't think i've tried everything mate? benzos work but they're not an option long term
>>203285098kek some of these are me
>>203285071got a bomber jacket you can have
>>203285114>If somebody speculates that King Charles is secretly a shape-shifting lizard, should we entertain that speculation? Unless there's credible evidence for the speculation, I don't think it's worth entertaining.what does that have to do with the evidence to back up your assertion? or are you saying your assertion is analogous to that i.e. baseless? bu t that would be to undermine your earlier position.>I didn't say it was. That's why I said "maybe" it will give us evidence to support the idea that the universe has always been entirely natural.ok so if you think other forms of investigation are validity why are you asserting a scientific maximalism? and again what is your evidence for that assertionalsothe creation of the universe is not a scientific question for how could you scientifically investigate what happened before the natural phenomena you measure.
fs just remembered windows updated last night and it's going to take an age to boot up
How do we terrify English people?
have you lads heard the news? the scientists and philosophers all got together and declared that /brit/ has figured the universe out and that it wasn't a waste of time discussing it all morning after all
i want to wankkkkkkkkkkk
might kill myself
>>203285193best not lad
>>203285215oki :3
>>203285210same
>>203285193nooo don't do it lad, not worth it
aint no sunshine when shes gone
>>203285193not done that since sunday
>>203285224oki i wont
Fiance's parents are mad overbearing and it's taken me 6 years to realise, it's like when we bought our house they went full mask off overnight.Doing my fucking head in and no clue how to deal with it
>>203285241>fiancee>known for 6 yearsLel what absolute fucking coward
>>203285168if every conversation ever is ultimately pointless how have you not realised you're a fucking spaz
>>203285253talentless whore
>>203285253charli needs to stop tweetingher tweets make her seem really lame
Neolithic EuropeansDied out because of violent conquestCarribean NativesDied out because of disease EuropeansDied out because of sexual competition from African and Indian men
>>203285307*jews wanted to create a mutt slave race
>>203285135>what does that have to do with the evidence to back up your assertion?The evidence, when we examine the universe, indicates that speculations without evidence probably aren't worth entertaining. E.g. if somebody claims that King Charles is a shape-shifting lizard, I don't think that claim is worth entertaining, unless we see some good evidence for it.Do you think that claim is worth entertaining without evidence? I guess you do.>ok so if you think other forms of investigation are validity why are you asserting a scientific maximalismMaybe science is the only valid way to investigate the universe, but maybe that can't yet be proven beyond all doubt.>the creation of the universe is not a scientific questionIt certainly could be.>how could you scientifically investigate what happened before the natural phenomena you measureAgain, you are assuming that there was something before natural phenomena. Maybe the beginning of the universe was entirely natural.
>>203285253does charli like bbc too omg
>>203285339bit early for a schizo meltdown
uh oh someones grumpy today
>>203285330>NOOO, the Jews forced my daughter to go black onlyTake your meds
>>203285307>>203285369asf
>>203284159FPBP
>>203285253it's almost (ALMOST) as if she's a hyper-manufactured ex-disney child star turned pop star and literally everything she says is crafted by a team of experts to get maximum engagement, which includes baiting mongs like you
*wanks to cousins arse*
i'm cold and i am gay,lying naked, on the floor
>>203285359It’s 2024, of course she does
>>203285042its shite
nth for the baddiedem
eating beaver balls
might pay for a deep clean of the flat. Can't do it myself, I simply do not have it in me
>>203285339>The evidence, when we examine the universe, indicates that speculations without evidence probably aren't worth entertaining. where is the evidence for this claim? you are trying to generalise from a nonsensical example but not answering my question. why is speculation always wrong? what is your evidence for that>Do you think that claim is worth entertaining without evidence? I guess you do.this seems backwards you assess a claim and in doing so you work out whether it has evidence for the position or not>Maybe science is the only valid way to investigate the universe, but maybe that can't yet be proven beyond all doubt.so you're now saying that non scientific investigation is also valid so what's the problem??>It certainly could be.how could it be?>Again, you are assuming that there was something before natural phenomena. Maybe the beginning of the universe was entirely natural.no i'm not i'm saying that pre creation whether it "exists" or not is unfalsifiable and outside scientific explanation. science by its very methodology literally cannot see into the past "before" nature it cannot make a claim any which way about the "before" nature whether it exists or doesn't exist and so on. i really dont think this is a hard concept to understand
just called the kettle black
>>203285449that ssri + gaming stare
Usually it took until a pornstars late 20s or early 30s to fuck a black man but now they do it for their first videosWhat caused the Generation Z porn scene to change like this?
>>203285490cool it with the antisemitism
reached the age where i'm starting to think about pipe smoking
>>203285402ororshe just likes bbc
hmm
>>203285523Imagine having push notifications enabled for BBC and getting that shite through on your phone as "breaking news".Who the actual fuck cares?
>>203285449imagine being some mid tier internet, surely they all kill themselves by 30. at least the top tier made a lot of money but these ones just humiliated themselves for nothing
>>203285523they give it to anyone now
>>203285538belgium lad getting active
>>203285490>still watching mainstream porn in 2024
mad how good tellys are these days
rip george baldcock
imagine if israel doesn't stop at iran and goes scorched earth on all muslimsthey'd cause a lot of carnage now but in the long run would prevent a lot of violence by getting rid of muslimsmaybe they should get the nobel peace prize instead
>>203285550Depends how they use their money I guess.If they're savvy enough to save up, buy a house outright, rent it out, then stream a few more years sticking the earnings in a global tracker fund that's them comfortably set for retirement before they're into their 30s.
>>203285547oh give it a rest rorke you bloody prat
>>203285619I'm just saying, "breaking news" should be reserved for important UK matters.
This makes zoomers orgasm
>>203285639Stop digging rorke, why are you always like this
>>203285639like the king smiling
>>203285588still don't get why VR hasn't caught on more, it's genuinely like everyone is just afraid of looking silly or somethingour grandparents spazzed out about everyone staring at screens, the current 'omdz plugged into the system" panic about VR and stuff is no different. just embrace it
>>203285668breaking new old man smiles
>>203285640how much more money does this weasel want
>>203285605saudis and jews are mates tho
oh my days senpai
>>203285675people don't want to wear a big cumbersome helmet
Why did I vote Labour, let me revote
I'd love to give Rorke a proper smack on his bottom
>>203285701looks like a cross section of Elton John's bowel
odds i scran chickenevens I scran eggs
on the Mount Franklin Lightly Sparkling Lime Water
>>203285471She's watching gaming lore vids >>203285550Noe makes good cash, she's gonna collab with Emiru soon too
>>203285723dubs your gay!!!
>>203285675tried vr for racing games and the like, it's great but I felt uncomfortable not being able to see what's going on around me, plus i got motion sickness after about 30 minutes.
get the capital gains tax up to 60%
>>203285723Satan!The meek shall inherit the earth
>>203285697allies of convenience at best, most saudis follow a proper jihad maxxed form of islam and are only kept in check by tons of money from the royal family
might have some food in a bit
>>203285770dubs and your dad rims me
>>203285773*sells nothing*heh, good luck next time kiddo
>>203285773Good idea, might finally force me off this shitheap of an island
might get scrambled eggs delivered
>>203285737>she's gonna collab with Emiru soonthese big streamers collab with basically anyone but the people they collab with rarely get big. it's just something to keep their stream fresh
>>203285788>>203285813make a decision
>>203285813>scrambled eggs>delivered
>>203285813good lad. get a bottle of water too.
driving and conversing in the car with my child then she says “simon says just drive don’t talk” gagged tf out of me
well lads, i'm having lincolnshire sausage ciabattas in about 30 mins
Normal people have jobs. I do not have a job therefore I am not normal.
>Noe makes good cash, she's gonna collab with Emiru soon tooPlease, do tell me more about the latest goings on in e-whore world.
Watching This Morning and its making me horny for chubby black pussy
c ta par farv arrte uase dme ie o
Noe's gonna have fun with elder scrolls 6 lore when the game's released
>>203285849Ciabatta? You want a nice floury bap for those sausages not a blimmin ciabatta!
my friends who i was supposed to get brek with this morning have informed me that they've both got covid apparently
>>203285849>lincolnshire sausagewhat's this
>>203285813getting food delivered in AUS sounds so kino
never actually enjoyed skyrim desu
>>203285879Type of sausage
>>203285861
mum sms me this
it's "work from home friday" for a lot of the wagies in the thread. be careful.
>>203285873nowt wrong with a sosij ciabatta. they're well nice. the ciabattas are sort of floury. just the nicest type of roll ent they>>203285879google it. just got some herbs and that in them
>>203285904what does lincolnshire do to a sausage
>>203285028they're cunts mate
back to bed I reckon. What's point being awake?
>>203285917CORR BLOODY HELL RECKON THERE'S A PAIR OF TITS UNDER THAT DRESS, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>203285881>scran delivery UK::|>scran delivery poztralia::O
>>203285925see >>203285875i think they do actually have covid. my friend said he thought he'd messaged me last night. it's not like them to be cunts like that
>>203285920>just the nicest type of roll ent theyNo they're dry, too aerated, and far too thin
Just realised in my first year of high school I accidentally joined the special needs lunch clubReally hampered my social life thinking back
>>203285890I did. not so much for the story but more the comfy winter fantasy setting with orcs, elves and dragons. love playing this game in the winter and scanning some coffee and sweet rolls
>>203285953>>203285953They've been shagging eachother behind your back, only explanation
got tna on
lad was sat eating his sarnies with the biffs
>>203285955well those same things are why i like emthe ones i've got aren't that thin
>>203285953>said he thought he'd messaged me last nightthis is the giveawaysorry mate
want to eat out but no one to go with, its friday night so im gonna look like a loser
>>203285675>our grandparents spazzed out about everyone staring at screensAnd they were right
Why's everyone been talking about Skyrim
>>203285997nobody cares about single diners. its not a film
>>203285929You could acquire zoomer pussy
shagoid gang yeah yeah
>>203285981i dress like right
>>203285974>scanning some coffee and sweet rollsisn't that bad for your printer?
>>203285997Take a homeless fella
>>203286009new remastered version coming out next year
>>203286028Your tummy kink has gone awry
>>203286012it's that time of year where people start getting a bit of time off work and try to get back into gaming only to realise the magic worn off and their imagination is dead after years of officelife.
>>203285773this but unrealised capital gains
>>203286041fs video games are dead
>>203285953so they met up without you got covid and ditched yougrim mate
>>203285829Cinnanoe had had 2k viewers while streaming elden ring, she's 653 now 10 hours into a 12 hour stream. She started streaming painting her room last night lool. She's decently big
>>203286023i'm autistic
>>203285978i made a joke about them actually having monkeypox from bumming when he said they both had covid>>203285990neither of them have any reason to randomly become lying toerags like this
>>203286012youre right>>203286036the bums round here are stabby and they spit, probs better if i go alone ťbf
>>203286058they are gym freaks who train together. i barely see them any more because i sleep 3-5 hours a night
Getting all scared because of Halloween an' that.
>>203286059a w ooga
hallo weiner
>>203286127they're bumming lad. they don't want a 3rd wheel
>>203286171Diego getting turned on
>>203286176oh well. their loss. my sex is twice theirs
beard's coming off can't bear the bastard
>>2032862052x0=0 #done
>>203286223are you implying they aren't having sex with each other? because it's been established that they are
>>203286171TOUCHDOWN!
the final /brit/..............
ill make the new one second
my new viral tiktok waterproof jacket just arrived so thats fucking lush
The last post in the last ever /brit/. Adios muchachos!
>>203286083Damn. I’m a stay indoors schizo so I know your pain.
just putting the finishing touches to the new lads. give me a minute
>>203286290v
yeah
>>203285453>why is speculation always wrong?You should be able to figure that out yourself - I demonstrated why it's not great with the idea of King Charles being a lizard.>non scientific investigation is also validIt could be potentially. I don't see good evidence currently to support the idea that it is.Science seems to give us the most reliable information at the moment.>science by its very methodology literally cannot see into the past "before" natureEven if that's true, what if the universe has always been natural? Then science would be able to investigate everything about the universe.What if there was something before the universe, and that was also natural? Science could investigate that too.If you think something supernatural existed that long ago, then prove it.
>>203287131>You should be able to figure that out yourself - I demonstrated why it's not great with the idea of King Charles being a lizard.wow that's rude. by that "logic" you should be able to work out why that's not a coherent example>It could be potentially. I don't see good evidence currently to support the idea that it is.what is the "good evidence" for science giving the most reliable information?>Even if that's true, what if the universe has always been natural? Then science would be able to investigate everything about the universe.because as i've inferred above science would never be able to say there was not a "before" the universe because science is incapable of falsifying a "before">What if there was something before the universe, and that was also natural? Science could investigate that too.in that case the "before" was still the universe, so this isn't relevent. admittably though one struggles to imagine an experiment one could do to replicate changed natural laws (i.e. from one universe to another)>If you think something supernatural existed that long ago, then prove it.this is a weird goalpost shift.the discussion is 1. whether god exists2. whether science can help us with that question3. whether science can determine what (or whether the universe was) made the universewe have established that science cannot do that and therefore cannot help us assertain the validity of god's (in)existence