baby cabbages edishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
FIRST FOR I HATE N
>coping because my penis doesn't look like it belongs to a goblin?
>>203286290fucked itsomeone make a proper new
>>203286320yeah?
if god is real yeh and he watches everyone all the time 24/7 thats just him admitting he watches little girls in the shower and shit fucking pedo
>>203286325very strange practice to chop a bit of your cock off, no?
actually circumcised penises are the ones which look like they belong to goblins
>>203286337least braindead atheist
>>203286352so true
the scrambled eggs just got here lads :)only 16 dollars :D
>>203286325Meanwhile the most goblinesque ethnicities on earth are those that mandate circumcision
goblin knobs seething
>>203286374
>>203286377That would cost £25 plus delivery hereFucking joke of a country
>>203286325I'm circumcised because of my 'mosis 'nosis
>>203286352had how all that stuff about consent is literally just about unattractive men
>>203286344It's purely cosmetic
i feel like i have a big penis 6.7 inches (whats weird is i had a big penis growth spurt when i was about 12 but it's stayed the same size since) but it looks small in photos
>>203286419Why did the black caption stick around after the transition to the tiktok logo
>Revealed: 'Dangerous sexual predator' who raped a vulnerable woman then molested a teenage girl on two buses was a small boat migrant who arrived in the country via the English ChannelLeftypol nignoring this one
>>203286431rorke attempting to bring back the old ways
at the point where women don't even turn me on anymore. I'm a Sayuri Mattar enjoyer
>>203286431mans purposely drove into that van
I'm trying to get into Twitch can someone give me a recommendation for some comfy streamers?
>>203286443Shut up nigga
>>203286495bender
>>203286495no your gay
>>203286508i thought we were shareing humph
>>203286431DPD vans are a bloody menace to be fair
>>203286471yep.cba anymore with the great replacement. no point in worrying all about it when theres fuck all I can do
We need to get Diego knobbing some bird He's too horny to think straight
>>203286471actual fake news
>>203286510>>203286512she do be looking 100% female doe
KP. Flame grilled steak. Simple as.
>>203286524You could share something new and interestingRemember, you're here for MY entertainment
>>203286547debunked it's real news
>>203286495fit tum
it's been rebunked
peng
>>203286567Do not covet
>>203286541???
>>203286559Hopefully you choke on them you fat cunt
New Zealand needs to join Australia asap
>>203286579Demonic snack
Horrifying moment student finds deadly SCORPION in Shein parcel - before putting it in Tupperware
the zesty mandem are coming for you rorke
>>203286558>she do be x doenot only do you talk like an autistic faggot, your autistic faggot lingo is from like 2017 which only compounds the autistic faggotness even more
they want a one world government if anything we need more countries
>>203286611rorke turning a blind eye to this one
>>203286507NorthernlionJerma985AvoidingThePuddleYou're set
Does LemonadeAnon still post here? What about TheChippenhamLad?
>>203286602It is a bit bizarre that they are separate
Waking up and having diarrhea yet again
aspic urea dart mists teepeeare fun or taut cameo arsenals rare versions evencan taking part face art usage fame in omissions
anyone else noticed that Indians smell
the soul of a worm is better than the body of the sun that illuminates the whole world
>>203286618I'm currently in Revesby if you wanna make something of it? didn't think so maggot
>>203286579these mog them
>>203286626rorke doesnt support a jewish owned fast fashion firm that manufactures plastic clothes in china
>>203286634F O D M A PODMAP
>>203286660But they're not Jap so they're not ~kawaii~ ^_^
>>203286602>>203286631Australia would never allow it, they're still reeling after pic related
israel literally stole a nuke from america they just yoinked it
>>203286679yes good pointshall have to reassess and quantify the kawaii-ness
>>203286685is the monstrous abo freak is australia?
hear one of those ghastly electric cars going down the road
>>203286703Yes although it could also be a depiction of an Irishman
>>203286709have one of thoseelectric nissan leaf accenta nice carsounds like a spaceship
>>203286579Oh they're leng used to buy a box before school everyday made me popular at lunch time
>>203286709vwooooooo
>>203286696my ancestors killed jewish children
Diego Day already, bloody hell… it comes around faster every week
Why is everyone losing their minds at the northern lights? It’s hardly more exciting than watching boxsets on the tv
>>203286723no-one asked let alone cares
>>203286611
sum ting wong
>>203286749it's not the northern lights themselves, it's more what you do under them e.g. stargaze with your gf in the back of your pickup truck
what's everyone's favourite chess opening? mine is English Opening: Reversed Sicilian Variation
>>203286709dangerous if you're crossing the street, can't hear the bloody things
hungover
>>203286755cared enough to reply
>>203286783it's a fuckin' disgrace
>>203286783Not dangerous if you use your eyes though is it fatty
>>203286783WELL YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING LEFT AND RIGHT BEFORE CROSSING THE ROAD
>>203286782Open school girl legs
>You are moving to America>You are choosing where to live >Alaska, Hawaii, California, and New York are all off-limits. Florida too because fuck you.>Suicide is not an option What do
>>203286782My favourite is opening it on Boxing Day, having a nice amateur match with my dad or my brother and then putting it away for another year like any board game deserves
>>203286746spaino? I haven't seen you about in ages
>>203286790worth it though wasn't it for the amazing gig you saw, the fantastic meal with friends, that beautiful girl you picked up
>>203286819Dont know
>>203286782Give me your fucking lunch money dweeb
[Verse 2: KSI]From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the kingWhere's my crown? That's my blingAlways drama when I ringSee, I believe that if I see it in my heartSmash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reaching for the stars
>>203286819>Alaska, Hawaii, California, and New York are all off-limits.why?
>>203286819Massachusets
mum's bitch friend made a joke about me moving out so I told her I would fucking kill her but now my mum's upset
>>203286819Why the hell would I want to move to Alaska
>>203286709freaks my nut seeing a car go at 40mph without making a sound
>>203286846How so?
>>203286808>>203286813i'm visually impaired
Do kids growing up today actually go mad for all that KSI, Logan Paul, MrBeast shite?
>>203286819Oregon
>>203286819Austin, Texas
>>203286849How are you going to move there if you can't even spell the fucking state
>>203286866under 10s do
if you keep missing lectures can you still do alright in college?
>>203286862You're about to be consciousness impaired you blind freak*Bops you in the jaw*
>>203286852It's like Norway but with QT native chicks with tribal tattoos.
I fucking hate myself
>>203286853I think they had to add the electric VRRRRRRRR sound because otherwise they were deathly silent and people were being run over (or would have been run over).
>>203286850Have you considered being less of a weird freak
>>203286819I shall move to a small town in rural vermont and run an inn
>>203286829diego you know i drank vodka alone at my pc while listening to radiohead
>>203286887Is that really your definition of a cute girl
>>203286819Maine
>>203286871I think the nice lady at the airport will be able to direct me to the correct terminal
>>203286819I live my myth in New England>New England is now off-limitsI join the Pioneers in the SLC
quiet weekend for me there de lada
>>203286819Montana
>>203286891giz iraqi pussy
>>203286887>QTAre you fucking mental
last 3 numbers of my post is how many pints I drink
>>203286819denver colorado
>>203286883Mf gonna be playing CS any year now
>>203286653i doubt any indians can match my smell
watched that fake or fortune last night
>>203286891stop persecuting christians
What crimes pay? Thinking about the easy life (while I lie in bed at 11:23 on a Friday morning posting on /brit/).
>>203286987
>>203286910>>203286939
>>203286966had already spoiled the outcome for myself by looking at the BBC article a few days agoreally it's BBC's fault for putting out those articles
>>203286966that the one where the painting was worth 300k?
>>203286978damn... one shot... one opportunity... and he didn't kill that filthy N
>>203286906bruh...(8) YESTERDAY I WOKE UP SUCKING A LEMON (8)
vgh.............the power of uk infrasturcture planning for £150 billion................
>Be English >Move to New England NOOO fuck you that's cheating!!
>>203287025when are they going to build one to exeter ffs
mad how the quran has a verse for whichever stage of growth the parasite of islam is at, if they are the minority they have verses to make you think they a peaceful then when they become the majority they have verses to persecute everyone else
Was texting at a urinal the other day and an old fella told me to “put the phone away and have a proper piss”
vgh... home
>>203286819Kentucky
I am addicted to BBC porn.
>>203287047>downvotewhy?
>>203287070i hate bbc
>>203287047>woman rapedyamn...call me when it's a white man being attacked
>>203287062are you irish diaspora?
>>203287051hes done you there
>>203287075Are you against the WOKE
>>203287075Bored of seeing the same shit being posted
bbq is going well lads didnt fuck everything up this time
>>203287029if the natives didn't want English colonists moving in why did they name it New England?
>>203287070Aren't we all?
>>203287047Reading the comments when did Reddit become so chuddish
>>203287130No.
>>203287124why didn't you cut up the carrots
>>203287013nah it was about a piano which was supposedly played by john lennon and a lap guitar given by ronnie wood
>>203287075not really relevant to the UK sub is it? do we most every little crime that ever occurs there?clearly an agenda, logging on now to go downvote it
white women play the whore then we're supposed to be shocked when a paki rapes them
>>203287124look at those caveman sized big toes lmao
>>203287124Probably the worst possible vegetable for the barbie lmao
>>203287151those are perfectly reasonably sized toes
>>203287062One of the best parts of the country for sure. Shame it's so expensive. I love the idea of living in rural Vermont et being just a short drive away from Montreal.
>>203287124put those trotters away
>>203287144could say that about anything>>203287120really there's that many boatpeople raping girls?
Couldn't fall asleep til like 4am and then some fucking SAVAGES have been out jackhammering the road from like 8. Absolutely wrecked. No fucking sleep at all.
>>203287124you need some astroturf and decking my son
>>203287133look again in an hour they'll all be deleted
>>203287124My man's got the dogs out, and I'm not talking about the meat.
at the train station
>>203287184Should kill em
women owe me sex
>>203287187locked more like it
>>203287204scrermaign
lonely
>>203286337All religions are just lies, simple as that
>>203287172Cope
>>203287203nice gay porn outfit turt
the watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kopCeBW9Bh8
The scrandemic. Obv have smothered them in brown sauce since
>>203286618"Do be do" is an Irish thing that's existed for centuries mate
house of frasier
>>203287215a cheeky arse wank is on the cards soon?
>>203287258State of them 99p smart price bangers
>>203287204Congratulations you got yourself caught
>>203287203Looking sexy id fuck u
>>203287258Horrible combo, you want some of these
>>203287258looks dry as anything
>>203287258did you drop them in dirt?
>>203287163only other one i have is capsicum >>203287138theyd fall thhrough init
might roll a spliff richard
>>203287264love that show aha x NIIIIILES WHERE DID YOU PUT MY RADIO SHOW aha xx
>>203287275i get the 8pack mid range ones for me ciabattas and the 6pack best ones for fry ups
toil want me to do an extra shift this afternoon/evening. cant really be arsed but not up to much else.
>>203287261Nope
>>203287258white people lmaooooo
>>203287203turtwig my G
>>203287258ain't one drop of seasoning on that bih
>>203287278are brad would never say something so passive aggressive
>>203287295>only other one i have is capsicumThat's perfect for the bbq ya daftie
any syd lads heading out>>203287241not turt, cheers>>203287284x
starting to resemble a feline
>>203287287>>203287292tastes utterly lush>>203287294ye i left em in 5 mins too long>>203287324they're lincolnshires
>>203287330well i dont bloody like them
>>203287131>You should be able to figure that out yourself - I demonstrated why it's not great with the idea of King Charles being a lizard.wow that's rude. by that "logic" you should be able to work out why that's not a coherent example>It could be potentially. I don't see good evidence currently to support the idea that it is.what is the "good evidence" for science giving the most reliable information?>Even if that's true, what if the universe has always been natural? Then science would be able to investigate everything about the universe.because as i've inferred above science would never be able to say there was not a "before" the universe because science is incapable of falsifying a "before">What if there was something before the universe, and that was also natural? Science could investigate that too.in that case the "before" was still the universe, so this isn't relevent. admittably though one struggles to imagine an experiment one could do to replicate changed natural laws (i.e. from one universe to another)>If you think something supernatural existed that long ago, then prove it.this is a weird goalpost shift.the discussion is 1. whether god exists2. whether science can help us with that question3. whether science can determine what (or whether the universe was) made the universewe have established that science cannot do that and therefore cannot help us assertain the validity of god's (in)existence.
>>203287324>>203287310The sausages contain seasoning, as does the butter and the brown sauce
>>203287334have a good time handsome x
Diego is just a bad troll isn't he
>>203287360you're sounding desperate hun
>>203287350your very existance is so fucking repugnant i just want you gone. dead. off the face of the earth. forgotten about
>>203287350Oh shush
and he was just like bruh
>>203287372>>203287380thickos melting down because d diddy is laying down the smackdowns
going to do a wank now
>>2032872588 sausages?you fat cunt
>>203287380>>203287372>>203287390hs?
>>203287406name on you foul gnome
Playing XCOM 2
>>203287425melt on
>>203287406genuinely didn't read a single word of it just noticed a post with his name on it show up and take over half my screen which instills a deep primal rage within me
Janny at 306 posts
>>203287450(8) you need to calm down (8)
>foul gnome
diego runs this shithole
>>203287459Tough and awkward situation on all sides to be fair, everyone needed to just slow down and think for a couple of seconds
>>203287360plan to get thoroughly sloshed x
>>203287450dont know why he makes you seethe so muchhis posts are good
>>203287459me the guy in orange. i really hate lovey dovey couples
>>203287495i'll fucking kill you
tired of jews and women
>>203287510why
>>203287507lol good old thunderthighs
>>203287513i'm not tired of jewish women
Bit chilly
>>203287548irish weather
Diego’s gimmick is genuinely amazing. It’s subtle as well so retards who don’t know much about him only realise they’ve been baited after like two hours of going back and forth with him, and they then go absolutely spare when they realise how thick they’ve been lol
Reading books in a dark room really paid off, now women are trying to get a prose out of me while avoiding me at all cost. Now that is what I call demoralizing
diego get a grip you dwarven abomination
>>203287559I knew they'd have something to do with it
just drove 20 minutes to get alpro milk the things you do for love
>>203287572think automatron would have been funnier
>>203287591fuckup you horrible little hobgoblin
anybody buying one of those new elon musk robots then?
>>203287563Fuck off retard
>>203287602meltie
I'm 2-2 on FUT Champs
grotty little shitelf
>>203287610yes i'm mad but in 5 minutes i won't be, you'll be a revolting little gnome forever
shagoid gang yeah yeah
>>203287510screaming
>>203287591don't critique my work you clueless homunculus
>>203287641im not a gnome
>>203287602screaming>>203287572screaming>>203287629screching
Don't like this whole wave of new thinking about gender and sexuality lads
>>203287678weak
odious micro troglodyte
>>203287681*takes off your little red gnome hat and holds it up just out of your reach*
diego is a millionairehe is better than you
who's diego
>>203287705*starts doing a fortnite dance*
*starts sparking cunts out at random*sit the fuck down sunshine
Started a new runt job but been offered a better paying runt job I applied for around the same time as this one.Feel like a bit of a prick if I leave this one though, they've spent 2 weeks training me for nothing and I've wasted everyone's time and money.Not sure what to do
less brown peoplemore brown sauce
>>203287406I was just posting my honest assessment, I think he's just a bad troll
Insane how this is legal but the reverse would lead to the entire board being prosecuted
>>203287731Is it a small family business you're working for? Can't imagine giving a fucking shit otherwise
could never go to the uk cos i'd just start instinctively swinging at cunts when i get off the plane
>>203287711good post
started speaking to exberg again, she’s doing well which is good and really trying hard, gaining a clue etc. just feels like a different person, not really sure if I like her as much anymore. weird feeling lads
>>203287767>Black in a political contextRORKE, TO ARMS!
>>203287767I self identify as black (I'm white)
>>203287731can you suck your own willy?
Mhhm boiled anxiety adrenaline bean juice. The perfect start to the day
>>203287767And so if I self-identify as black then what happens (I'm not black)
>>203287731tell them to match the money or youre going
they crack some eggs fill em with dirt then make some poor kid eat it on camera for tik tok. kids call it chocolate easter.
>>203287731Let me do the old runt job for you lad so you can do the new runt job. It'll be a seamless transition
labour trying to make everybody poor and miserable
>>203287309Yup. "I do be doing the dishes around that time" is a normal sentence in Hiberno-English
>>203287768Yh. Small independent business paying £13.50 an hour but I can go work for Amazon for over £15>>203287821I managed to touch the tip to my lips when I was a teenager>>203287830Would feel like an even bigger prick demanding to be paid more after being here for 2 weeks>>203287856Okay. Good luck transitioning. We all support you and your life choice
>>203287872i'm off to zurich if this happens
>>203287872They have to pay for Ukraine, Israel and immigrants somehow
Rorke. Wank them off, NOW.
>>203287892Might be better to work at the smaller place depending on work environment and progression opportunities
>>203287900Probably don't want to go to Switzerland of your aim is to not end up poor lol
diego getting caught in a mousetrap
Belly is starting to protrudeNeed to cut out the beers
Diego changing into his 6-inch lifts in the club cloakroom
Toxic rubbish island floating in the sea
diego falling out of bed and breaking his neck
>>203287872fuck the rich 2bh>>203287900good riddance
might buy one of these to do all the cleaning https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1844613394353230112
My willard when fully erect is about the same size of a standard pencil. Is that too small?
a cat farting 3 doors downdiego sent flying
we all slag off instant noodles as being runt food but in prisons theyre status symbolsfunny how that works
>>203287988it's not just the rich though is itif you do any sort of stock market trading then you're basically being forced to move out of the UK
>>203287924Work environment is probably better at a small place than somewhere like Amazon, but I don't think progression opportunities exist. Unless they magically invent new positions or people leave, small businesses can't afford to just move people up
>>203288003Fuck off retard
>>203287996why does it look so lame and meek
>>203287930hs?>>203287962...yh>>203288010dont get it
>>203288040Depends on the specifics, smaller places may be looking to grow, and it may be easier to become a big fish in a small pond
thinking scrambled eggs and a kino
>>203288041Fuck you nigger
>>203288086gen z boss and a mini
Get it made
>>203288036based, fuck the rich
gen z boss and a mini
>>203288185v
agreed to do a half shift at toil. 6 till 10ish. not much else to do tonight and want to make some money. plus i suppose it helps 'berg out
>>203288155i need some gen z boss and a mini toes to succ on
