naptime edish
dog arses
poo smells lmao
diego be like that's so uncool *dances midgetly to katy perry while seething about athiests*
>>203290313Always knew you were a wrong 'un
>>203290223So what?
0% nicotine ciggies have just been delivered lads
>>203290338so your point has been rendered moot
>>203290347No it hasn't. It is extremely relevant to the post I was replying to.
What time we getting on the piss then lads?
*sorts two decks according to the a same random combination* checkmate atheists
>>203290364well im sorry you have a problem with a well established and proven mathematical model
>>203290371>drinking goyim juiceUm, no thanks sweaty
>every human who has ever shuffled a deck of cards has shuffled the deck into a unique configurationDefine shuffled
>>203290393I've got a well established and proven mathematical model to show you're a fucking bender
>>203290404like lmfao does
>>203290294literally me in 5 minutes (except im not black)
>>203290404>>every human who has ever shuffled a deck of cards has shuffled the deck into a unique configurationSurely the same order has been repeated a few times
>>203290418the model is based on you presumably
>>203290393You took a mathematical model and made a flawed attempt at applying it to physical reality/history
>>203290400 suppose i'll just spend my whole day with a name on replying to every single thing with some angry baity shite instead then
>>203290458your understanding of it is flawed
>>203290330project on>>203290462project on
In bed. Wanking.
>>203290489you've been absolutely done
is the ham and cheese sandwich the most european food possible? maybe
>>203290442Probably early on when you're breaking in a new deck that's in order.
So it's Boring Cunt Friday then is it. Suit yourselves
>>203290503in catalonia they call it a bikini
>>203290496shuffling the deck
>>203290499hs?
My favourite part of Diego's gimmique is when he goes off-name to protect his reputation in a debate he think he might lose
Guess everyone has me filtered cuz I said all that stuff about cards already and everyone ignored me oh well
Music is for low-IQ fools>Oooh sound make me feel goodRead a book
>>203290541i finished high school years ago
some absolutely rotten stuff on xhamster
>>203290567FOY
having a read
>>203290559Books? Ha. Spoken philosophical dialogue is the thinking-man's medium.
Motherless wank on the cards
>>203290571jeet vibes from that site
>>203290296>>203290455>>203290488strange behaviour
Books are for low-IQ fools>Oooh ink on paper is so interestingGo outside
almost time to knock off on a friday
>>203290584one of my favourite belgian towns that
>>203290503Take out the bread bit
>>203290543Are you on a Canadian VPN or are you a leaf posing as mn?
Might get into this Christianity thing, it’s obviously done wonders for Diego’s attitude
>>203290612I'm toiling until 19:00please help me
>In 5 years media will depict blacks and women storming the beaches of Normandy and be praised for their historical accuracy. Dare speak against it and you'll be called an angry little white manThe prophecy came true
back from the pub and shaglate night steak going on the stove
>>203290657Not exactly posing as him just posting the mice because I should be allowed to on an imageboard
put a wash on and it's only gone and bloody rained hasn't it typical
showered and shaved just nowgoing out later but only to the supermarket
>>203290673i imagine black soldiers did take part in D-Day albeit in small numbers.
off to rob a bank, you lads want anything?
>>203290404There are two major flaws with the original assertion. The first is that they assume all shuffled decks would be randomly shuffled. In fact, if we define shuffling as just changing the order of a deck of cards, then the assertion is false since two people that have shuffled their deck into an ordered fashion would have produced identical shuffled decks.The second is that they try to pass it off as an objective fact when in actuality the chances of two randomly shuffled decks being identical is just infinitesimally small (but there's still a non-zero chance that it could have happened).
>>203290673Why is Tyler Perry making this
>>203290693what you gettin?
>>203290698blacks weren't allowed combat roles
>>203290725please respect my privacy
>>203290709Yeah exactly
>>203290749can see your willer there lad
>>203290749Cockmogs me!
>>203290749why does your willard have his own house?
>>203290673It's not depicting that at allYou're just trying to invent a reason to be mad
>>203290725Probably:>eggs>bread>chicken>potatoes>vegNot sure I need anything else. Not boozing.
>>203290749you forgot to take the security tag off when you purchase your nob from the micro-dick shop
>>203290749You got a bird in charge of the key?
>>203290807Perfectly normal size for a flaccid penis
>>203290738Not true thoughever
>>203290567?>>203290542you are severley mentally ill
>>203290749Cumming in my cage and I'm doing just fine
>>203290749State of that thumb fucks sake
>>203290853That was my takeaway too. Worn down to a nub.
Alright guys? Mumberg been making me graft. Haven't had time for naps as of late. But I am grateful for the tasks to do since it keeps me busy.
>‘Although there are no rules against somebody keeping and humanely killing their own dog for meat, for the purposes of their own consumption – the RSPCA would not condone anyone attempting this.>‘They would also not be able to distribute or sell any of the meat due to legislation surrounding home killing (the same applies for home-killed livestock).>‘There is currently no slaughter legislation preventing the killing of a dog in an abattoir, but neither is there any legislation or infrastructure that would support it.Need a new business idea lads. Keep running into road blocks.
how might one find a ket dealer on instagram
Nothing like an anxiety attack after thinking about your own mortality for a couple of seconds.
>>203290886Have you considered not doing drugs and attempting to seek support to change your behavior?
stubby toe fingers give me the fear
>>203290914i changed my behaviour and have been sober for 3 years but want to not kill myself soon so have decided to have a khole night
Unstinky brapJust blows me away yeah
>>203290913this is how you runts look when you beg me to let you out the runtcage
>upper middle class STEM degree educated>spend day off pretending to be thick as shit hereWhy do I do it
>>203291001fit
>>203291001she looks good for 40 something
I'm on the straight and narrow me.
>>203291014>>203291032she looks like fucking anne robinson
>>203291005None of that is true. Now check these tits.
>>203291051you're a man
>>203291005>Family man with £50k job with a lot of responsibility >Shitpost on /brit/even worse than you mate
matched with a 10/10 who for the past few days i’ve messaged between 10-11am and she’s responded between 11-midnight. notifications are off, t minus 14 minutes until i check to see if she sent me a message. wish me luck bros
need something to make my bass pop ladsso it's something like this where the waveform is manipulatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GOoEwgGh5s&ab_channel=ProgressiveClassics
>>203291076boioioioioioioing
>>203291086You'd fit in better on /Britfeel/ mate
>>203290749>Dark Souls 2Basado
>>203291001sorry globalhomo, I would
>>203291112you are an ugly bloke
>>203291098Or maybe a bass integrated with the drums?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBOzs4uMPik&ab_channel=LoucheEnds
Only souls game I've ever played (if it counts) is Bloodborne and I only eat beat the Cleric Beast then stopped because the game scared me too much.
>>203290749Dark Souls 2 is a classic example of a video game developer not understanding what made the first game good.
>>203291076whys she gurning away
>>203291167Currently it's similar to this bass but not nearly as goodhttps://youtu.be/8RT2HRbCYjA?si=nAxw9hhrx-b4y9ER
poo
90% sure indeed.co.uk has me pigeonholed in a shit job listing holding pen because I have been unemployed for so many years nowI'll bet they have filters for employers like "no one over 25" or "no long term NEETs" or "no one who has applied to 2 jobs a day for 6 months without getting a job".
>>203291095online dating is so grim, i cant handle it aye
Not sure if I need a poo or a wee or both or if I'm just bloated and gassy
When I was in 6th form I'd eat my lunch behind an abandoned building about a 15 minute walk away from campus. Even if it was pissing it down with rain, I'd go there and eat my supermarket meal deal in the rain and turn up to my next lesson soaking wet. During free periods, I'd also go to this spot and sit and wait. I didn't have a smartphone so I'd literally sit behind this abandoned building for an hour or two staring at a wall before going back to college.
>>203291235ik but >50% of relationships start online these days. if you wanna escape inceldom you have to dedicate at least some of your efforts to it
>>203291233was just filling out my CV and realised I've had 3 jobs since 2012 and none of them longer than 8 months lol. I'm a proper, proper failure.
>>203291233these websites and recruiting systems have completely destroyed the work prospects and opportunities for countless people
>>203291268why
>>203291283What were the jobs?
Love women of the female variety, me. Love them. Rabidly heterosexual as it were.
>>203291001Wtf I just saw her in the Milton Keynes Greggs
You wanna guess the color of my underwearYou wanna know what I got going on down thereIs it pretty in pink or all see-through?Is it showing off my brand new lower back tattoo?You wanna put 'em in your mouth, pull 'em all down south
>>203291280cant do it, just know ill get catfished or some shit, best i hope for is my mates sloppy seconds at parties
>>203291332Tesco, a warehouse and a delivery driver.
Always used to get Coca Cola Life with my supermarket meal deal when I was in college. It was discontinued about a decade ago and I can't remember if it tasted good or not but I remember buying it frequently.>>203291310Didn't want people thinking I had no friends. In hindsight, I should have just gone to the library to study or read a book while I ate.
Quite like tits
>>203291384All transferrable skillsYou're a shoe in for your next job already
>>203291370i would’ve sympathised but you made yourself sound like a disgusting cretinous cuckold
>>203291399prefer finches me
>>203291388Why didn't you have any friends?
>Hi %name,>Thank you for your application for the position of Warehouse Operative and for the interest that you have shown in working with us.>We have considered your application, however, we regret to inform you that you have not been shortlisted for interview on this occasion.>We appreciate the time that you have taken and we would like to wish you all the best in your job search.>Thanks>Greggs Recruitment Team
>>203291268thats sad
Don't understand those cunts that can munch of cigs and go through a pack in a day. When I smoke, I'll have maybe 3 a day.
Accidentally turned my mic on during my teamswank
>>203291433Social anxiety and poor self esteem.>>203291434Greggs was the company that sacked me for trying to kill myself. Fuck them.
>>203291444you’re low t i imagine
>>203291411>>203291399prefer boobies me
>>203291444My dad used to smoke 60-80 a day back in the 70sImagine that in current year lmao
>>203291399Why though? You cant do anything with them
>>203291508what do you want them to do
>>203291408>disgusting cretinous cuckoldmum was just telling me this>>203291444me i only smoke after meals or when on the cans, so usually just twice a day
>>203291462>Greggs was the company that sacked me for trying to kill myself.you have no follow through, they were right to sack you
>>203291474yeah? get a load of these
>>203291508Yes you canCan grab them, squeeze them, fuck them, watch them bounce whilst you shag the fanny/arse, pinch them, spaff on them
the barmdemic
alright lads here we go. i’m about to check if she messaged me
>>203291569phwoaring and corring likea divorced 45 year old at the pub
>>203291434i'd turn down someone called "%name" too desu
aaaaaaand of course she didn’t. ghosted once more. fml
>>203291561They literally ignored ALL medical advice and basically made me do it.
>>203291569rorke's creps
>>203291587>31st aug - 29th septfuck we missed it
>>203291626i just asked a girl out on 4chan and she didnt respond :(
>>203291588>>203291626sorry lad I'll remind her to message you when we're done
>>203291570You can't put your penis inside them so what's the point
>>203291638>and basically made me do it.and a push over to boot, shows lack of initiative
>>203291666You can so
wanked off into my gfs mouth last night
>>203291587looks like a nice snack before dinner
>>203291626have you thought of the sloppy seconds game at parties? just hang around the door while your buddies slams some bird and hope she takes pity on you and call you over, better chances if you're rubbing yourself stiff
Favorite Twilight Zone episodes?
>Charlie likes boys but she knows I'd hit itThat's really not appropriate and I really think Billie should apologise for this lyric
>>203291638business is business lad. probably used it as a pretext because they didn't want some monstrous freak putting off the customers
>>203291703women are filthy and need to die
>>203291731It was morally and legally wrong. They did nothing to help me and I would've won my appeal had I had UK law advice.
>floria law
I have 92 feature length pornographic films from the 90s/late 80s on my SSD.
>>203291764welcome to the real world kid
me at the top
>I would've won my appeal had I had UK law advice.
>>203291626blog on you insufferably boring bastard
>>203290294Anus
thinking about the girl with glasses i made eye contact with for 2 seconds earlier this weekwhat if she was the one
zonking
It's unprecedented in human history that someone goes and gets a degree and still can't land anything more than a warehouse job. This society is trash. Worth less than dirt.
>>203291898Did you need to post this image
>>203291918last time I got a haircut a girl gave me a great big smile on the way home
>>203291898
>>203291920I got a 1st in an engineering degree and had to settle for some mid IT jobI earned my future but it was kept from me
if I graduated uni, I probably shouldn't bother putting my GCSE results in my CV, should I?
>>203291822>SSDmake sure you backup lad. SSDs have a tendency to just die one day without any warning signs.
>>203291975start your own engineering company
I got an arts degree now I make 100k doing nothing
>>203291993lend me the money then mate
Hate them. Sick to bloody death of them walking around bold as brass
>>203291988I had my SSD for 5 years and it's been fine. Except the time it randomly died.
>>203291987no but put your zodiac sign
on tree fiddy k a year and I can't afford scran, coke, hookers or whiskey
>>203291988>SSDs have a tendency to just die one day without any warning signs.it isn't 2013 anymore>>203291987only if you hav no work or job experience
NOOOOOOOO MUHAMMED YOU'RE EMBARRASSING THE UMMAH BROOOOOOOO
>>203292009doesnt cost anything to start a company pull yourself up by your bootstraps
the lads
>>203292061yes, mr boomer
Missus is asleep, what devious deeds should I get up to as my mischievous self this night lads?
It's too bloody cold
>>203292057religion of crease
>>203292083I know it's memed but we really do live in a profligate and dissolute society
Well, /brit/?What do we make of Ayn Rand?
Ah yes, trannies and other assorted freaks discussion. Grim grim grim.
>>203292103asleep? it's only 14:17 mate
>>203292103You know what to do
>>203292083Which one you bumming then lads?I reckon right has a night tight anus with minimum poo crustingLeft probably has a loose one and does big shits, quite hairy too
Mumberg quite insistent that I go to Sainsbury's today despite me telling her it's an expensive supermarket
>>203291920All degrees aren't equal. If you pursue a degree in a subject that you are genuinely interested in, that's perfectly fine. But you can't expect to find tons of high paying graduate jobs for every single degree.
erm...lads?
Feel like shit because I have the flu or something.Might cheer myself up by having a little visit to r/Transgender_Surgeries
Is biology a good degree? It's STEM but some people say it's one of the easier STEM subjects. I chose it because I like plants and animals.
>>203292087Just get a meeting with your bank manager
>>203292164>Posted at 14:17Quite curious that you're not at your job right now. And haven't been for the past 3 weeks
>>203292158Yea she needs a nap after all that shaggin WAHEY>>203292161Wanna toss this into Parliament House and watch the roaches scatter
>>203292214>dont think biology is your strong point
>>203292214biology is only just STEM tbqhdefinitely one of the weakest STEM degrees going but still miles above mickey mouse shit like sport science or english literature
>>203292134She's a you know what ain't she
>>203292134juvenile
I am going to kill myself, that is going to happen
>>203292259Yeah, I get the impression it's the easiest STEM subject and it also involves the least maths compared to Chemistry or Physics. I think geology is of a similar standing to biology.
cronem getting their shape-ups
You WILL live to see manmade horrors beyond your comprehension
GPberg texting me about flu & covid jabs again
>>203292292What's got you down lad?
>>203292316Shan't be getting the jab
>>203292269Jews can have good ideas from time to time, but her opinion on Israel is quite typical. >>203292284Why's that?
>>203292309the vvest has fallen
yeah I got a stem degreesausages tangoenglish muffinsmushy peas
Honestly if I was a women I'd be absolutely fuming at how they are now expected to work full-time. Now house prices have doubled since they expect two salaries to pay the mortgage, and if they do have kids then balancing child-care with a career becomes an additional stress.
What exactly is a meme degree?I get stuff like sports science and business studies is a meme. But what about geography and sociology? Or languages? Are they meme degrees?
>>203292306tbf to geology it isn't too bad for job prospectsstill biology is better than a lot of degrees so I wouldn't worry too much
>>203292248Too obvious, we learned in high school that you can just cut them open, pour the powder onto the carpet and rub it in with your shoes, the smell lingers longer.
got a 2:2 in uni. pished it all away in the last 6 months. still hate myself over it.
>>203292363>geography and sociology? Or languages? Are they meme degrees?yes, basically anything that is an art or humanity is pretty worthless (nowadays) unless you have the appropriate connections to actually by able to pursue a career in that field which doesn't pay like absolute shite
>>203292336>Why's that?It's pulpy, non-rigorous, and fails to engage with the history of philosophy in any serious way.The fact she crammed it into her boring fiction instead of actually writing it out systematically is enough for it to be dismissed as trivial.
>>203292396have you got a job and that now
Sacked tranny wasting his time on /brit/ again during work hours.Get a fucking new job already
Employed Woman rubbing bepanthen on his proto minge made out of a dead hobo's scrotal skin
>>203292396im in uni but i dont understand what all this 1:2 uni flu stuff is
>>203292416thatll be a no mate. complete lack of trying if im completely honest with myself.
wow cheers has like 10 more episodes than fraiser what a questionwould have guessed fraser desu
>>203292396What caused you to let it slip?
reckon there arent many brown people on the moon
>got a 2:2 in uni
>>203292396I pretty much did the exact same thing. Once you get your first relevant job in an industry, no-one really gives a shit about uni.
i didnt even understand what an undergraduate was despite getting the highest marks in my year last year desu
>>203292472aren't you studying GCSE courses in your late 20s?
>>203292492Retard
*walks in and sees transph*bia*Hmmm shant be having none of this.*walks out with the intent on informing Scotland Yard of this incident*
>>203292492Irish education
>>203292467think I've got adhd tbqh. just started doing loads of gaming and watching tv instead of doing coursework or studying. left it all til the last minute every single time. was cramming a month of coursework into 2-3 days frequently.
*rapes you*
>>203292449it was pretty tough for me, some employers did outright say 'what the hell went wrong why do you have a 2:2' even though they didnt ask for 2:1if civil service dont specify 2:1 they actually arent allowed to ask you what you got
wen pale ting walk pass
how do you actually get below a 2:1 unless u dont submit work? or is it just you did some incel course that was actually difficult?felt like 60-69 was basically (submitted work and isn't completely braindead ---> actually quite competent but not smart enough) which is 80%+ of the cohort
>>203292505I wouldn't take any insults from that nutcase.
Got one of those trendy proto minges, couldn't afford a proper one so I've just taped my flaccid knob between my legs and put a bit of honey roasted ham over the top to cover it.
>>203292559>or is it just you did some incel course that was actually difficult?this is the faggot calling you stupid
>>203292057Islam really is fucking mental
*activates incel mode*
gf likes it when i piss on her in the shower
>>203292589looks like the da from american chopper
cant even remember my A-levels. Know I got a BCC, but can't even remember what the subjects were.
Did a wank to the Levi's Beyonce ad and I'm gonna do it AGAIN
>>2032924461st (70%+ average)2:1(60%-69% average)2:2(50%-59% average)3rd(40%-49% average)
I have just been ratioed
So tired of applying and interviewing. Almost all of them go absolutely nowhere
>>203292584Yeah it isQuite funny how the hijab and shite like that only exists cause Mohammed's friend wanted to shag a lass when he saw her pissing outside
>>203292595Would she like it if I did that?
>>203292589Hate little shitty dogs like this, always yapping and stinking. Somebody needs to boot that cunt into a river.
refuse to engage with linkedin culture
*incel mode has experienced an unexpected error, returning to chad mode* I'll try again in a bit
Literature students once read three books a week but today they struggle to make it through one in three weeks, an Oxford professor has warned.Sir Jonathan Bate, a professor of English literature at the University of Oxford and a foundation professor of environmental humanities at Arizona State University, said that students’ reading abilities had declined significantly.DECLINED SIGNIFICANTLY
>>203292623youre probably quite fat and smelly so its not likely
>>203292611howling, how can you not remeber then again you got bcc so why am i surprised
>>203292665literacy has been dropping for decadesmost people are functionally illiterate and it's only going to get worse
>>203292559no idea, especially as at the end most courses will calculate the final degree classification to cut you some slack, like putting more weighting on the modules you did best in.getting a 2:2 in an art or humanity is genuinely a joke and a complete waste of time and money because everyone knows it is utterly worthless
dont know what my gpa never bothered checking
>>203292702Can you write that again in pigin?
>>203292706there seems to be a weird thing where some subjects like maths kids would get 95 on an examand then you'd go check a humanities kid and the highest grade awarded was 78
>>203290294
>>203292665The amount of cram reading for those subjects sound dreadful
>>203292717Famously good an able leader robert mugabe i mean bob marley supported him he must be good
>>203292745Deeply anti-semitic advert
>>203292665almost like the course is made now so literally anyone can do it so they can squeeze out as many £9000 loans from students as is possible
>>203292665Reading more of this article it's clear he's saying brown state school educated mongs are making Oxford more and more shit lol>He added that it was “an unintended consequence of the push in both the elite British and American universities towards diversity and access … because of course, those students come from disadvantaged schools where the teachers’ main task is crowd control, and so the demands in terms of reading long books are just not there.”
>>203292721no
went looking for an old cv in an old usb and stumbled across a csv file that's just all of my messages with the bird i met in uni. tens of thousands of texts back and forth in the span of like 3 months of knowing her lol
>>203292614ah right, thxi got a 1st
>>203292790Tell your mates, not us.
>>203292762yes
>>203292778Thats his career over then
>>203292778stunning and brave
never read a book longer than about 550 pages in my life
>>203292804wouldnt dare tell me mates. that would be embarrassing. they'd ask why i lost touch with her, when was the last time we talked, why didnt i ever marry her etc
>>203292824grim
>>203292824that's pretty long
>>203292725for exams that can't be marked objectively like english lit, the lecturers will fudge the numbers around so they have a nice bell curve of results and so they can't be asked to create a new exam as the old one was too easy, so they can just pump out the same exams and lectures every year
>>203292790>tens of thousands of texts back and forth in the span of like 3 monthsinsane to meonly explanation is you were both suffering from short term mental illness
Mates? What mates?
>>203292595Do you say dirty shit to her while you do it?
>>203292834Deegs have you ever read any Discworld book
My sister's forever bragging about how she can read faster than other people but if you ask her questions about it she never knows the answerStupid bitch
>>203292845too long frankly
>>203292778lmfao everyone could see this coming from a mile away yet leftpol still insists it was a good idea
Trying to work on only doing one thing at a time for at least 2-3 hours
>>203292725humanity essays and exams are marked out of 74%i was told anything like an 80% was worthy of being published in a journal
haven't called anyone mate in years
>>203292888only a few pagesdoesn't really appeal>>203292912yet year 1 maths students will pull in 90%+
>>203292865cant have been that short term cuz we never really let up at that rate of texting for the next 4 years lol
>>203292929Do you think you could ever fully enjoy fiction which clearly is atheistic in tone
NEW>>203292210>>203292210>>203292210
>>203292947>>203292947>>203292947>>203292947In here lads
>>203292917why not mate
>>203292824One of the harry potter books is over 600 so most women and children have read longer books than you
>>203292559I got a 2:2 because I completely lost all motivation to study in the final year and half-arsed the rest of it. Anyone who actually puts in a reasonable amount of effort could probably walk away with a 2:1 minimum.
>>203292952as long as it is not completely repugant and morally incoherent yesi think atheism qua naturalism is anathema to art thoug. afterall what does the metaphysical naturalist get out of art?
>>203292987The Harry Potter books are perfectly servicable entry-level fiction for anyone 2bh The issue arises from people just passing off watching the films as having read them (I've seen this) or ONLY reading Potter and so only having that as your literary point of reference
