>>203292947
2 vile, disgusting Australian posts in one thread.
Dire. Filtering them.

>>203292970
well i suppose i haven't had any mates mate

hate ausdogs
simple as

>>203293004
well im your mate so #debunked

>>203292947
Looks like a brownoid punching an asian stereotype

the yung goons will be active later

Stop Asian Hate

>three books a week

can't read a book for longer than an hour at a time, even less if it's a hard read. mental this

>>203293021
done him

>>203292991
Tonights wank sorted

Might order a wank in tonight

I peaked in primary school, my work ethic has gone downhill ever since then.

I dropped out final year so I owe like £80,000 with nothing to show for it

Óró 'Sé do bheatha 'bhaile,
Óró 'Sé do bheatha 'bhaile,
Óró 'Sé do bheatha 'bhaile,
Anois ar theacht an tsamhraidh!

>>203293129
Brotherstein just did this

>>203293103
You fit?

>>203293129
>£80,000
what
how

>>203293065
yup your brain is shot, no offence

need to get the terrifier 3 kino on x

Shouldn't have had that third coffee

saw a survey from mid-century about working class book enthusiasts, bazza and the lads were clocking 50 hours a week reading

>>203293129
Technically you won't be paying any of it unless you're earning a certain amount, and anything that's left when you're 40 gets wiped clear. Tuition fees aren't real debt.

>>203293146
max loan

>>203293149
I don't like that gory stuff.

Some horror films I do enjoy, but not gory stuff.

>>203293152
haha timmy tonight with his 'curvy' wife

>>203293149
Does he ever kill any minorities?

>>203293189
You mean the government is giving every student £80,000 for free?

>>203293135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP0wcwCQbOs

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>>203292991
fun fact. trevor played the miner bloke in that chernobyl series

>>203293145
Not sure what context you mean here (physically healthy or sexually attractive), but in both cases not really.

>>203293209
only muslamic engineers and people whose mum has no income like me

>>203293238
great series, that

>>203293129
I did the same thing but with £60k.
Seethed for a while before accepting it and moving on.
:(

>>203293183
They are in America

>>203293209
I think that includes a lot of interest

i sometimes wonder if anyone reads poetry anyone (outside an educational setting) except people who want to be poets
we talk about the absense of a market for anything but the most main stay of mainstay pop culture pieces like dan brown or jeffrey archer or the recesses of self published erotica so how on earth does poetry survive at all
absolutely no one reads it
how many people here could even name 5 poets writing in english today, as in not those who are dead (no that rupi kapor or whatever the instagram person is does not count, that is to poetry as the alpahbet is to prose)

>>203293305
That's tonight's wank sorted

>>203293129
well that was a thicko thing to do.

>>203293305
These days porn whores have more successful marriages than regular whores

>>203293305
me on the right

>>203293289
I do occasionally

and the award for the most boring post in the thread goes to...

*opens envelope*

Oh aye, this guy earned it, proper boring bastard

POST NUMBER >>203293289 !!!

>>203293208
I think he kills some blacks in the 3rd film
/tv/ says he also kills kids

>>203293235
fantastic, lovely stuff. post more if you can

>>203293305
how is finding salvation in christ and trying to redeem yourself cringe?

Jeremy Corbyn was the best PM we never had, because right wing billionaire elites and the newspapers and politicians they own smeared him as a antisemite

bet you £1,000 this guy has not read a single book cover to cover in this whole year>>203293380

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Thoughts?

>>203293401
She still does porn it's all a fucking farce

>>203293407
you've been done

books are for children and fucking dorks
utterly embarrassing "hobby" for a grown man to have

>>203293407
THERE HE IIIIIIIIISSSS

MR BORING BASTARD

THERE HE ISSSSSSSSSS

BEING A BORING CUUUUUUNNNT!

old deegs on the ropes again

>>203293277
Sorry, didn't realise I was posting in /cum/

>>203293409
>scallops
fucking what
>>203293425
hs?

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>>203293129

>>203293406
true

Scallops are fucking lush to be fair

>>203293419
not really she stopped shagging other men

>>203293443
What's your solution to the problem of evil?
I've never since seen a Christian give a coherent answer to it.

loads of them wearing short skirts and tights today

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Just gonna sit in the corner and not talk because every time I do I get bullied for my flag...

>>203293409
lush
peng
corr

>>203293475
>tights
corrrrr
my kryptonite

>>203293406
but he is an anti-semite

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces

>>203293461
Never had them. Always see them on masterchef and that but never had the opportunity to eat a scallop in real life.

>>203293489
He's talking about school girls

>>203293481
Brits have an inferiority complex towards americans unironically desu

>>203293498
What's a good one to start with?

>>203293409
latinamerican breakfast is also very similar but mostly because of the beans, the eggs, and the sausage

>>203293481
*gives you headpats*

>>203293515
and?

>>203293492
False. Opposing the apartheid by zionists isn't antisemitic.

men that play with their nipples

I'm pirating a living poets work right now. The idea that somone can make a living of words is digusting

hiiii lads :3

*confetti rains down from the ceiling*

Thanks for joining us at the boring cunt awards, homealoneeveryfriday night will be here for the rest of the day to answer any questions and give tips on how to be a boring cunt, make sure to say hello to him and congratulate the boring bastard on all his efforts to shit up the thread.

Can the owner of the red skoda octavia please move it, you're blocking the fire exit

See you all next time where we will see if he wins again to make it 5 times in a row

>>203293532
It not fucking right

>>203293289
culture's been decimated lad

have an ironic superiority complex

Are you trivialising the Holocaust?

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>>203293498
watching one right now

>>203293524
vgh, our beaner brothers.....

>>203292947
I can interact with you people without using google translate... how lame.

>>203293537
thats me

>>203293518
Did they really have to build the carpark inside the fucking thing

Shouldn’t have had that third pokey bum wank.

>>203293520
Elfen Lied
Higurashi When they Cry
Made in Abyss

have a couple strange red pimple/mole like things on my scalp that will inevitably show up as my hair thins out more and i dont know what they are

>>203293545
how so?

>>203293541
*looks around nervously*
um… hi

We getting the disabled raped my lads

>>203293542
well thats him bodied

>>203293399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usva3chWf5w

>ask deegs about the problem of evil in Abrahamic religions
>he disappears from the thread
kino

Andrew Irvine's foot has been found guys

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makes you think

>>203293604
Underage innit.... Bit noncey.

>>203293472
what do you mean by solution to the problem of evil? there are countless defences of god and theodicies. if you can be more specific maybe i can relate one applicable to your concern?
>>203293632
?

>>203293564
well, beans are endemic to the americas, just like corn, tomatoes, avocados, potatoes, sweet potatoes, pumpkins, and mandioc

>>203293655
>Underage
not necessarily

>>203293585
all full of gory shit

how do recruitment agencies work lads? do they just do all the applying for you or do they just send you emails of job listings?

>>203293652
purple beans is woke

>>203293675
Mate you leave school at 16

>>203293585
Elfen Lied is quite bad. It has some good ideas but the execution is poor.

Higurashi is very good. One of my favourites.

Never seen made in abyss.

Rose Jones

Older.
Fatter.
Balder.

>>203293697
aye, some will be 16
just stating facts here

>>203293652
>beans and carbs
they're both carbs mongo

>>203293717
Still illegal

I feel quite excited and happy for some reason. Don't know why but I feel good.

>>203293305
mmhmm cronem always be winning x

>>203293748
hs?

>>203293489
mental how fucking fit they are

>>203293305
Dont even look the same

>>203293750
Probably because I just pirated a russian textbook

>>203293750
Your willy rubbing against the inside of your ALDI trousers?

>>203293699
Mate you think you’re a lass, your opinion is worthless.

Aha just having a wee Friday laugh, hope your well, fella. You and the Aldi gang got a Christmas night out booked yet? Need to get a move on if you want somewhere decent booked.

>>203293764
Erm. Statutory rape innity.

>>203293719
not really no
beans have a decent amount of fat and protein, carbs are literally just straight carbs (bread/tortilla) in this case

Having gay porn thoughts

>>203293771
Which book? I have the penguin course, Colloquial Russian, teach yourself russian (kindle) and two of the Ruslan books.

>>203293786
for a 16 year old?
the more you know eh

>>203293812
How the fuck do you not know that

>>203293779
He didn't go to his last work's night out as he was too afraid.

>>203293719
Beans beans the magical fruit

Fucking oven keeps burning my fucking chips

>bring up poetry down the pub
>everyone calls you a woofter
this is how they psyop you into being a pleb

>>203293790
Wheat has protein too, you fat yank cunt

>>203293773
I'm off work ATM. Got annual leave.

>>203293779
Not going to the Christmas party. Simple as.

>>203293824
I thought porking a 16 year old was legal, that's the age of consent innit?

>>203293824
a nonce /brit/-user needing to know the laws around having sex is like someone without a license knowing the going rates of rental cards

>>203293843
this is why we will never amount to anything

>>203293849
So just your willy rubbing against your tracksuit bottoms then

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>brings up poetry at the pub

>>203293852
Errrr. Mate. It's the age of consent but 18 is when you can shag them as an adult without being a nonce

>>203293790
do you even know what a carbohydrate is?

>>203293843
>act bent
>get called bent
ah yes, all the imaginary strangers' fault

>>203293811
colloquial

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>brings up poetry at the pub

>>203293843
bro trying to be a bard
bro think he in skyrim

>>203293849
Employed woman, more like Scrooge prick. Get in about it and wear a Santa hat in the trans flag colours and have some pints

>>203293852
No you may not 'pork' a 16 year old, you may only gently introduce her to womanhood

>>203293846
bread/wheat is mostly carb and a very little amount of incomplete protein
beans have a bunch of fat and more protein relatively

Adam sleeps, that Eve may be formed; Christ dies, that the Church may be formed

>>203293882
as this lad pointed out >>203293855 it isn't like I've needed this information haha x

>>203293887
>do you even know what a carbohydrate is?
The most evil thing of all time, according to online rightoids.

Is it a bad idea to reach out to an HR rep for an update on a role? I’m getting hounded by another company to sign my official papers to work there but want to hear from this last one

>>203293887
yes, the distinction is because one is almost entirely carbs and the other is a mix of the other macro nutrients
it's like called milk "fat" when it has also protein
thick cunt

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>>203293656
Suffering, pain, cruelty, evil all exist.
The Christian Bible claims God is all knowing, all powerful, all good.
But if God was these things, then evil couldn't exist - since he'd known about it, would be able to stop it, and would want to stop it.
But since suffering exists God can't be all 3 of those things.
If he's not all knowing, then why worship him? He doesn't know what's happening here and he isn't the supreme being.
If he's not all powerful, why worship him? he can't do certain thing and is limited in his actions so isn't the supreme being.
if he's not all good, why worship him?
In that case he's an evil god, why submit to the supreme being if he's demonstrably cruel and evil?
>But muh free will! This universe had to be this way!
If God couldn't create a reality with both free will and no suffering, then he isn't all powerful.
>It's all just a test!
In which case God knows the result before hand and is evil form making us suffer the test regardless, or he doesn't know the results in advance and isn't all knowing.

>>203293939
reach out, fuck it what's the worst they can do?

>>203293631
i love how this sounds almost like the old music my west virginian grandmother would play for us as a child.

https://youtu.be/EVxjnXEEBnU?t=0m32s

>>203293901
I really like colloquial. It's a good book.

>>203293915
I don't really know anyone at work to feel comfortable in a social setting.

*slams my poetry book on the bar*
to beer or not to beer haha
oh wait, look
*saunters over to the darts board*
it's the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune lads haha
*mimes stabbing myself in the head*
ahhh my noble mind lmao

>>203293919
What’d J. Christ say about the rich again

don't care I'd shag them

>>203293969
i've addressed this countless times in this very general
why are you supposing that it is logically possible for god to create a free being that always chooses good.
until you can prove that your assertion is irrelevent

>>203293916
>carbs are literally just straight carbs (bread/tortilla) in this case

> bread/wheat is mostly carb and a very little amount of incomplete protein

Imagine being a yank

>>203293972
use his cv as a poo knife

>>203293928
anti-carb schizos are horrible and the carnivore diet is just the other extreme of veganism

>>203294005
enjoyed this post immensely

Just got called a perfume ponce in Wetherspoons

>>203294001
You've worked there for like 2 years now.

Also, getting drunk and taking drugs outside of work with colleagues IS how you get to know people.

is butter a carb?

>>203294005
howling

>>203294049
yeh

>>203294049
no its a fat

>>203294028
nice one pal
you quoted the wrong post

>>203294005
I don't get it

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>>203293955
the majority macro nutrient in beans is carbohydrates lad

>>203294024
So you're saying free will is incompatible with a world free from evil.
In which case your God isn't all powerful since he couldn't create such a reality where both can exist.

>>203294074
Yeah it’s me who’s the fat mong here

>>203294005
Woofter

mad how there's literally 0 office jobs that dont involve answering phone calls

>>203294113
I have an office job and I don’t have a phone

>>203294092
>the majority macro nutrient
Pseudo science nonsense

>>203294113
not true though is it

the only people that eat quiche are the french, bent cunts and women

>>203294113
Wrong. Office cleaner / janitor.

>>203294088
ol' willy shakespeare
now I'm off to drink beer and shakewilly haha

>>203294094
by definition for there to be free will there has to be at some point both x and not x have to be realised. if there is world where beings only ever pick x then they clearly are not free with respect to x.
either attempt to prove that is in fact logically possible for a free being with respect to x to only pick x
or accept (and hoist by your own petard) that logical rules do not apply to god and therefore your attempt to logicify god out of existence is incoherent

>>203294094
>In which case your God isn't all powerful
Who said he was "all powerful' in the sense of being able to do impossible things

>>203294159
Just flan innit

>>203294135
>>203294156
why bother lying? you cant name 3.

i'm pregnant!

>>203294159
guilty on all 3 counts

>>203294048
It would go against the teachings of taekwondo.

update from earlier: she replied. my incel meltdown is cancelled

>>203294227
blgo on

>>203294197
Just get your secretary to take your calls. You do have a secretary dont you anon?

first half of October and the gaff is freezing cold despite it apparently being 10C outside. Definitely going to die this winter

>couldn't you turn the heating on?
yeah but that's what they want you to do. It's the principle of the thing; I should be provided warmth for free, as I am in summer, all year round.

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>>203294092
it also has much more fat and protein relatively speaking you stupid cunt kek
bread is mostly carbs and fiber
here's a shitty google image pie chart to illustrate it for you

>>203294113
My current one rarely involves answering the phone but yeah I suppose few do
Also technically people aren’t supposed to call anyone in our department without asking

>>203294197
social media/marketing
research and development
payroll
>b-but they have internal phonecalls
so you want a job where you just don't talk to people

tranaekwondo

>>203294261
>so you want a job where you just don't talk to people
yessss :3

>>203293919
Boring bastard posts, boring bastard stays, boring bastard lives, that the thread may die

biggest fuck up in evolution ever was us not being able to fall asleep at will

>>203294261
>admitting in the same post that they involve phone calls
mongo

>>203292947
at first I thought this depicts black on asian violence

>>203294278
takes me a few minutes.

>>203294278
I find it crazy we don’t have a choice in falling asleep
Or that women don’t have a choice in getting pregnant; you can rape em and cum in em and they can get knocked up. Crazy stuff

>>203294278
I can do that

>>203294278
skill issue

>>203294278
ive tried that military technique when you relax all your muscles from top to bottom then imagine yourself in a boat on a calm lake, but it never works. supposed to make you fall asleep in 2 minutes, anywhere.

>>203294343
just count from backwards from 300. you wont make it to 100

The Israeli militarily has attacked a group of Italian soldiers in Lebanon who were in an Italian military base there

Article 5

>>203294343
>I tried doing something a couple of times and i wasn’t perfect at it so it doesn’t work

>>203294319
Rape demonstrates male virility and physical strength, it would be evolutionary suicide to allow women to select against rapists

>>203294240
Just walk around in your duvet and 3 jumpers

>>203294312
>>203294320
>>203294342
not much going on in your low iq dumb minds then i suppose. easy to go from hmmm monkey want water monkey want go poo monkey want…zzzz

>>203294186
>>203294188
If God couldn't make a universe where it's possible to have free will an no suffering then he isn't all powerful. It's that simple.
It's possible to imagine alternate universes with different rules where both these things can coexist.
Christians always fall into this position of claiming it's not possible for God to make "impossible things", but if he truly were God then it wouldn't be impossible, he could create a world where the concepts of free will and freedom from evil aren't contradictory to each other.
Anyway that's irrelevant since according the the Bible he couldn't predict or defeat a primitive desert tribe with iron chariots, let alone create a universe.

>>203294362
i cant make it to 100 because i start having weird schizo thoughts and fantasies

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cronem getting their shape-ups

>>203293235
why are they making sims noises lmao

>>203294374
>...Your Honour

300...299...298...
*relaxes my head*
twohunnanineysevn
*relaxes my arms*
twunnanunsix
*relaxes my torso*
tunnafih
*relaxes my bowels*
UH OH

>>203294398
I control my mind not the other way around

>>203294406
posted it again award

>>203294343
I have a technique somewhat like that that works for me

>>203294374
>I rest my case

forgot it was my mum's birthday

>>203294370
And nothing will happen but we’d be threatening nuclear Armageddon if Lebanon or Iran did it
Crazy stuff

>God is good
>God made free-will
These are foolish things

>>203294466
awful son

remember reading a theory that being asleep is the primary mode of existence for all creatures and time spent waking is basically all in service of being able to spend many hours asleep, doing nothing. Like when you are asleep you are your true biological self, fulfiling your purpose.

stuff like eating, drinking, excreting waste, and even reproducing are all so you can be asleep. Probably shite but I remembered it.

Can NOT control my eating. The government MUST intervene.

>god is bound by logic...which he created
why would anyone do that. what a fucking idiot

>>203294401
>If God couldn't make a universe where it's possible to have free will an no suffering then he isn't all powerful. It's that simple.
yet you can't provide an argument for why that is a logically coherent position
>Christians always fall into this position of claiming it's not possible for God to make "impossible things", but if he truly were God then it wouldn't be impossible,
i've already addressed that and you are hoisting yourself with your own petard when god is thought of outside of logic
>Anyway that's irrelevant since according the the Bible he couldn't predict or defeat a primitive desert tribe with iron chariot
lol your reading comprehension is very poor which is probably why you fail to realise you have not provided an argument for how god could create fully free beings who always choose one thing and not the other

Hello sirs

>>203294401
>It's possible to imagine
Go on then

>>203294398
so you admit that it was a good thing instead of a bad one then?

>>203294505
boring post

>>203294443
Your technique involves tops and bottoms?

Off to give this white slag her birthday present. My bbc haha.

ah it's the time of day where all the off-topic posts get stripey

>>203294240
open the windows to let the warm air inside

>>203294517
uve been done

>>203294505
very exciting post diego

>>203294496
Sleep is a low energy repair state so if you’re not reproducing, eating, or gathering resources to enable these first two doesn’t really make sense to be awake as you’re just wasting energy

>>203293998
really enjoyed this plus she cute

>>203294545
BORING

>>203294496
something in Hinduism about this I think they basically say that real life is an illusion

God exists and you're a bender if you believe he doesn't. Shan't elaborate.

>>203294466
oh shit its my mums birthday tomorrow and she lives in NZ which makes her birthday today. thanks for the reminder.

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Remember confronting Diego and a few other Christbergs on /brit/ before and all claimed to not know their denomination (ie they have never been to a church)
This is some high autismberg freak shit, but I made this flow chart in paint
Diego, you can just follow the chart accordingly to your beliefs and it will tell you what denomination you'd best fit into
Would be interesting to know your results even if you still claim not to be any denomination

Got the George Michael on.

why is the uk highstreet so shit?
why did councils (presumably) let them get infested with 99p shops, vape shops, card shops, and betting shops?
surely something better could have filled the space.

here's a flow chart for you

is your post about British culture
>yes
good, carry on
>no
why the fuck are you here then

dikshit visajeet ranjesh

British supermarket chain Marks and Spencer (M&S) launched a “BBC” sandwich, filled with bacon, beef, and chipotle in 2024 to commemorate Black History Month, but it was actually more controversial with Black people than right-wingers.

>>203294605
You forgot the charity shops

>>203294596
He was funny as Kramer but still in shock over the things he said

>>203294605
opportunity for money laundering beat everything else to the punch

>>203294590
You should really kill yourself

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got dinosaur claws

>>203294605
You realise that happens because no other shops want to occupy those units right? The alternative would be to leave them empty

>>203294590
i dont know my denomination not because i dont know what they believe but beacuse i am not sure exactly of my beliefs

>>203294605
it was the recession

>>203294624
Leftypol in charge of marketing

>on an above average salary for my age
>decide to check my student loan balance out of curiosity
>the interest being accumulated is higher than my current repayments
Absolutely unfathomable how the government expects to make money off this scheme. Surely only a handful of graduates actually end up paying off the full amount, the rest just end up having their debts written off while only paying off a fraction of what they actually borrowed (before you even factor in interest).

>>203294605
Because you dont drive wont take the bus . You buy everything online and get it delivered to your door.

>>203294673
boring really

>>203294590
Diego is a LARPer
Nothing about his life is Christian in any way

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>>203294605
As far as the barbers, nail bars and dessert bars, they're the only 'local businesses' that can afford high-street rents these days. Easy when you have a never ending supply of cash money from smuggling people across the channel and shifting gear.

None of the barbers speak a lick of English and it's different lads working there every single week. Every barbershop has 2-3 blacked out BMWs / '24 plate cars parked up outside it and all the 'barbers' are decked out in Balenciaga. Then once or twice a day a black X5 pulls up, Mr Manager from the Barbershop goes in the back seat for 10 minutes then comes back out. The shops remain profitable despite every highstreet having 4 or 5 barbershops on it.

Councils and HMRC aren't terribly arsed because by allowing these businesses to continue it means they, the council and HMRC, actually see a portion of the money that they'd otherwise never get. Local council would rather have 4 or 5 dodgy barbershops paying business rates above board on time every time, even if the money is dirty, and same with HMRC, even if 90% of the transactions on the tax return are bogus.

Nice clean money and your barbers get to buy houses and cars with clean money from bank accounts rather than cash in duffel bags subject to KYC laws.

>>203294605
covid killed the last of the high street

>>203294682
Ever wonder why you have no mates? We already worked it out on your behalf btw.

>>203294605
Online shopping mate.

>>203294662
*nibbles your toesies*

>>203294682
>Absolutely unfathomable how the government expects to make money off this scheme.
they don't
especially as european students can claim the load then go hame and never even start repaying it
just another scam racket

>>203294660
Very rude

We are our brains. Our body is our brain's tool to better perceive and interact with the world. Kind of crazy, right?

Sleep is just a way of keeping our brain from "over-heating" so to speak.

never understood what a child with bone cancer has to do with free will. thats a bad thing god directly planned to happen regardless of whether that child has free will.

Afternoon shaggers x

Wondering why trannies watch anime so much

if you were a repressed homosexual who spent so much of your teens and twenties in denial that you failed to make any lasting relationships, instead using money and academia to give yourself a superiority complex
what would the most cliché way of coping with that in your thirties be?
you know, besides the obvious alcoholism and associating with a religion that vilifies homosexuality
asking for no-one in particular

it's bloody woke nonsense, that's what it is

>>203294756
Aha, look who it isn’t

>>203294706
>pic
Who could have known?! Next they'll say theres something fishy about those hand car washes

Rorke coming into the Kurdish barbers being like
So it’s this yellow girl I know…..
Boss man says say no more makes his creps dead as

>>203294590
>jesus came to be sacrificed
already gone wrong mate
that's not what i believe (nor any mainstream christian)

online shopping really did kill retail didnt it
and amazon prime kills the rest of the competition with free fast shipping
atleast you can list your items on amazon itself to benefit

>>203294775
Leave the bants to us

>>203294781
This post is even more boring than the last one

>>203294756
how was your lamb

>>203294768
suck cocks and take them up the arse on the lowdown

>>203294605
like what? they let any shop that will pay council tax fill the space

>>203294768
Be in charge of a bunch of clubs or associations that don’t matter and lord it over people

>>203294768
Hedonismmaxxing via chemsex parties taking meth, mephedrone and GHB?

Seems to work for the other gays.

>>203294781
This post alone tells me you have never been to a church

>>203294781
god knew it would happen
god knew it needed to happen
god allowed (encouraged?) it to happen

thats a sacrifice

>>203292947
>all lives don't matter
wat nou

Go to Mass every Sunday, me

I played mass effect. Was ok.

>>203294850
I put on mass every sunday

>>203294850
yeah, Mass turbation

>>203294768
post here every day

>>203294839
what make syou say that?
>>203294843
you are confusing foreknowledge with causation

Reminder that Judaism is Babylonian fan fiction, and Christianity is Greco-Roman fan fiction.

>>203294868
mass effect 2 is top

*farts*

>>203294906
boring cunt

>>203294939
Gas Effect, aha

>>203294920
Very midwit-american post

anybody else notice a strange smell in here?

>>203294920
greco roman's that homo-erotic wrestling isn't it? finally it's all beginning to make sense

>>203294906
Because I've been to Anglican, Catholic, and Methodist churches in the past and the all said that - God sent his only Son, knowing he'd be killed and Sacrificed, to use the sacrifice to grant to a chance at redemption and salvation.
That is mainstream Christianity.
Apparently it is you, who isn't a mainstream Christian given you deny these most basic essentials aspects of teaching.

>>203294970
Just say American next time

>>203294906
>you are confusing foreknowledge with causation
both apply to god. he had foreknowledge and set the event in motion. jesus was a sacrifice

Mass Effect? More like Gyatt Effect, you seen the clappers on some of them aliens, phwoarrrrr

>>203294605
Because online stores are infinitely superior to high street stores, and even if people want to physically view the objects they are purchasing beforehand they'd probably rather shop at a newly-built retail park/shopping centre. If councils were sensible, they would realise that the high street can't compete in the retail sector anymore and they would convert high streets into communities with affordable housing, good restaurants/cafes/pubs, health services, entertainment venues, etc.

>>203294906
If I know in advance that my child is going to grow up to be a goblinesque freak who pretends to be a Christian on /brit/ as his main hobby, and I then kill that child to save humanity from his sins, then I possess the foreknowledge and the causation

>>203294984
i really doubt you have heard that said at a church or if you have you have greatly misunderstood and jumbled because it is utter gibberish
if you thought about it for a second you would realise it is utterly insane that god would need to do anything when he can do anything he wants at any time by virtue of his omnipotence
>>203295003
omg the heresy from this post is astounding god did not cause jesus to be sacrificed fucking hell

you may make the new

make it rorke

>god did not cause jesus to be sacrificed fucking hell
isn't that like episode 1 of christianity

>>203295067
god doesn't kill jesus...
and if you think allow in the sense of passively not intervening something to happen is the same as causes something to happen you are just completely braindead

>>203295124
yawn, boring

>>203295140
>>203295140

>>203295116
maybe if you're an ignorant atheist
anyone with even the most basic understnading of the gospels or christian doctrine would know that god did not cause jesus to die but man

God was evil so he tried to have his son Jesus whacked but he eventually overthrew him and now rules in his stead

>>203294406
unfunniest poster in this general