LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
squid game coronavirus
he's only gone and got on the cans
Niggers tongue my anus.
>>203304574always handy to have a record of every post
It's cidre, not cider.
>>203304600for what purpose? hundreds of posts are made every half hour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah1qrJjhDIs
DONT repost onlyfans content of bouncing fat arses it's NOT allowed
At home wearing a made in Italy geometric print jumper listening to Magdalena bay Prefer it this way. Going out is boring
>>203304557just had a very unsatisfying dinner
thrift store caesar salad
>>203304615He wants to jack off to all his cuck posts
>>203304557Keep getting banned a lot lately. Need to put those jannies in check. My infectious enthusiasm is vital to this site and the world to be frank.
On the cans myself like the grim alcoholic that I am
a sentimental poo
>>203304636Well. How do you evade them?
I earn 30k per annum (part-time)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2QkOXahJts
circumnavigating a wank
uk is shit that's why
>>2033046506 pack of Perlenbacher gets you hammered and is only 3,90 Euros.
>>203304615it's spainoafter it wakes up, it searches the archives to see if anyone mentioned it>>203304650Good lad.On with one of the Canadian offices now, actually. Getting paid 2x the rate for troubleshooting why a printer won't print in a certain way
>>203304650Why are you in Canada? Does alcohol come in bags there as well?
>>203304663wtf
Bouldering? Love it, meGod I'm so lean and sexy
4chan needs some capacity for boards to self moderate like a vote kick system
lengers
>>203304689Nope it isn't spaino. I do not understand why people think one of the busiest generals on 4chan has room for only one mongo.
I LOVE YOUALWAYS FOREVERNEAR AND FARCLOSER TOGETHER
Rorke shadow boxing in his room whilst listening to Davidian by Machine Head (I'm Rorke)
>>203304662I don't. I wait them out. Just keep getting banned from different boards.
>>203304684Wouldn't be that cheap here not enough for me and I prefer local beers anyway >>203304689Got loads of reports to write but I'm here shitposting with you retards
ok so the new plan is to wake up tomorrow in 2011 and have a second chance since every decision I've made since then has been wrong
>>203304557Why is holding the door for someone somehow associated with inceldom? When I was a kid I was taught to always hold the door for people
10K in a LISA3.5k in an ISA10k PRQ100 AVAXSimple as
Vote to kick AustaliaYes [ ]No [ ] skip vote alt + F4
how did ricky gervais turn into an absolute cunt?listening to the old radio he used to do with stephen and karl he seems much nicer and happier. almost an entirely different bloke to the edgy neckbeard nihilist stuck up gervais of the past years
bit strange how desuarchive isnt archiving posts now
>>203304708Off to reddig you bruspaz
Snack run successfully completed lads
>>203304690Why? My parents moved here before I was born. And some alcohol comes in a bag in a box but most of it is bottled or canned like anywhere elseBagged milk has been going out of fashion recently and quickly
>>203304769no
>>203304769wtf just deleted system32
>>203304759You're boring the life out of me
>>203304791get in lad!
>>203304730Grim
>>203304772>how did ricky gervais turn into an absolute cunt?money and fame l imagine. Although he could be a bit of a dick in the old days too
>>203304773I heard that thd internet archive is down, if true then maybe it's related
rorke running sudo rm -rf /* in his terminal
>>203304777*vote kicks you*
>>203304838yes it is down for me
>>203304772Fame and adulation went to his head. Also possibly insecure about Steve starting to be seen as the real comedic genius behind their early work.
>>203304862
Shenstone Street, Edge Hill, 1940s (?) and 2024The buildings on the far side of Wavertree Road, in the background, seem to be just about the only still standing
>>203304849what da heck she got no legs!
>>203304849CHEBS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuUvWG455oM
>>203304862Genuinely nothing wrong with that whatsoever, lush little fanny
>>203304772he's always been a bit of an arse, you couldn't write and play David Brent if you didn't know the inner workings of an arseholes mind. Bet he's still easier to talk to than some virtue signalling A lister.
>>203304895she's being carried
>>203304772His beliefs were always atheist neck beard shit that hasn’t really changedGot big for his breeches and never made anything as good after Extras (maybe an Idiot Abroad, which is Karl)
>>203304862would scran that in an instantif you wouldnt then youre a homo-sex
>>203304862haha well would'ya look at that
if you wanna be my loveryou gotta get with my friends~
got the santana on but not the grammy award winning 1999 hit smooth featuring rob thomas of matchbox twenty off the multi platinum album supernatural
>>203304849Fuck off she can’t have gotten that fit :/
>>203304931there's one good episode of that retard show he did
>>203304910early 20th century niggas screaming and hollering and wanking at this
>>203304928youre mental
>>203304956Do you blog every single thing you do on 4chan Fucking dire existence, hang yourself, do your mum a favour
get the oil fucking just stopped
>>203304862idgaf im plapping that until i spaff my guts out
>>203304956hopefully it's the song "thoughts" off the 1994 santana brothers album
>>203304759why should I prq
>>203304991yeah?
>>203304910Girlfriends arse is bigger than this
Marmaduke Street, Edge Hill, 1875 and 2024Seemingly a parade by the Temperance Society, outside the congregational church on left of the older shot.'Temperance Brings Joy to Liverpool' and 'Save the Children' it says on the banners
>>203305002actually the song no one to depend on off the 1971 album III
i'm writing a book
My gf err she uhh cucked me by eating out an Anglo-Saxon girls pussy
On the Henry Westons
anyone else just love the taste of vinegary things while on the cans lads? drunk almost an entire bottle of worcestershire sauce tonight lads, lush
>>203305034death on the builders and occupants of those newbuild terraces on the left.
SEND TRANSMISSION TO THE ONE ARMED SCISSOR
my spiritual intuition is god exists
on the booze, you on the booze?
>>203305094I love the taste of vinegary things both drunk and sober, I'm northern European you see
dont find my gf sexually attractive but l'm stuck with her now
peri LENG
>>203305142not me
>>203305142yeah I am on the booze
>>203305144you're not stuck with anybody you're not married to
https://youtu.be/VxIbwsauQMk?si=BY2lZdWQe8VDMKL8
>>203305144that was me with my ex (fat) gf and I thought I was stuck but broke up with her and now have a slim much prettier gf
>>203305136CUT AWAYCUT AWAY
mcewans champion. henry weston vintage. taurus
>>203305143yeah but especially while on the piss? wouldnt drink a bottle of worcestershire while sober innit
Just chrome casted the news blacks on boys on my dads telly ffs
>>203305137same bible is bollocks though
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1728159990989569.webm
>>203305202good banter that
had 3 (internal) interviews for a higher paying job within the company i work for this year not got one yet though I think I was very close time before last just gonna keep going to interviews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrWIvSeVjioyep i'm thinking it's epic, tolkienesque and atmospheric
get the ugly gfs binned
>>203305172>>203305181she's in love with me and l'm too old to find anyone better. l'm just gonna bury my unhappiness like my ancestors
misgendered SOPHIE in 2015 when i met her at field dayto be fair she hadn't "come out" (as they say) at that point so i didnt know
>>203305196wouldn't drink a bottle of any sauce sober or intoxicated
>>203305167get on it>>203305170yeah?
>>203305231take it to blogspot
>>203304980Found that show genuinely too mean-spirited in a way
Gf tricked me into never speaking to my family
Mannequin ATM
>>203305255thought they died but then they dropped a new album so idk now
>pour a tall glass of milk>skim the cream off with my hand>let the dog lick it cleanthe night time routine, as it were
>>203305271just get a bottle of lea perrins and sip on it next time you on the piss mate goes down fukin well
>>203305252how old are you? Unless you're 60 you've still got time. Is she fat?
willing to take any ugly gfs you might not want as long as she has a kind heart (lol women are not real)
I’m forever getting banned over the weekends and missing out on posting while I’m on the cans cause I’m too thick to figure out how to evade on my pc
>>203304864just your timmy internet x>Searching for posts that contain ‘cronem’ and in ‘be’. 468 results found.
>>203305328vile
>>203305255>On 30 January 2021, at the age of 34, Sophie accidentally fell three storeys from the rooftop of a building in Athens, Greece while attempting to take a picture of the full moon.[85] She died at around 4:00 AM.[86] Sophie's partner, Evita Manji, said that "it took the police and fire brigade around 90 minutes to get her out" before their arrival to the hospitalalways howl when I remember this
>>203305320Is that focking that Trigger Happy focker is it
>>203305328you need doing in
>>203305349that router thing isn’t really true, you can get lucky and get a new IP address assigned but turned it on and off doesn’t automatically do it
>>203305363how can an internet connection be “timmy”
>>203305255blud literally died falling off a roof :skull:
never really had a bad first date but I'm a bit shit at job interviews I guesswhich is weird maybe I'm just a lover not a toiler
>>203305252Just tell her the sexual attraction ain't there. She'll let you fuck other girls if you say it's just about sex.
>>203305377the trandem
>>203305349log on to your router, change your mac address
>>203305363>468 results found.jesus what a freak
>>203305363nohttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/coronavirus/>>203304587this one isnt archived
>>203305330off the piss, the grog, the booze for GOOD
>>203305426??timmy has shit internet LOL
>>203305349You should never ban evade anyway. If you’ve been banned there’s probably a very good reason for it. If nobody followed the rules then this place would be anarchy and it wouldn’t be any fun to post here.
>>203305383did she scream in a man or a woman's voice when she fell
Sibay is well known for possessing the deepest open-cast mine in Russia: its colossal copper-zinc quarry is almost 2 kilometers (1.2 mi) wide and 500 meters (1,600 ft) deep.
get karaoke lad in
Daughter fucked the dog again
>>203305418saying that's not gonna help a thicko
>>203305398white people have internet called "virgin media"black people steal internet using mcdonalds wifi
need to sip from her can aka fanny
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
time for some pinball
>>203305462dasha?!!
>>203305426I keep an Asagi instance running on my cluster and it's all running smoothly
>>203304557How does this sound >3 days in London to see all the meusums >Go to York >Spend the rest of the trip exploring it>Try and get a date while being ugly as sin
>>203305456This... This is Europa
>>203305467would love to be there for sloppy seconds
>>203305490need her to suck my dick from behind
>>203305474black people live in mcdonald’s do they
>>203305470>look at router>theres a bunch of numbers like 111.111.111.11 and login details (usually adim and password)>type the number into you address bar>find mac address in your settings>change one digit by oneshrimple
beltimmy complaining about the archive whilst people are out shagging x
>>203305526try jaywick and blackpool
alright everyone l know l have a cock and man face but l'm actually a girl dont misgender me now here's my new song 'lm a pony boy'
>>203305526How long is your trip? I'd do 3 days in York and the rest in London TBQHWY
>>203305576why would changing your mac address have any effect on your 4chan ban?
bobis
>>203305544why is sucking cock from behind way hotter
>>203305526sounds great apart from the london part
>>203305330bruce that’s feral
>>203305618you don't have to look at her
>>203305605turt?
(8 )HES. APIN BALL WIARD (*)
>>203305377get him wanked and bummed
thinking about getting a sex arse but dont want to have to clean it every time i spaff inside it
I don't understand why Todd Philips did it
>>203305526Alri lad want to see York with meWhen’re we going
>>203305632thats a bit misogynistic dude
>>203305609werks on my machin
>>203305610Busy night tonight? Drunk around 2am?
>>203305663people liked the first one the "wrong" way
>HES APIN BALL WIARD
should i but cans or continue on the whiskey i have
>>203305663joker 1 was experimental at the time. joker 2 is the same thing just 5 years later
>>203305663Trolling comic book nerds and incels is funny as fuck
>>203305532aye
>>203305663He's Jewish it's in his nature to subvert
>>203305710hate this brexit fucking boomer cunt
If you can do pistol squats whilst holding a 30kg dumbbell what's your squat 1RP estimation?Takes some maths skills to know this So many years out of the weightlifting game, but bouldering has kind of inevitably got me into it again. there aren't any dumb bells heavier than 30kg at my bouldering so I can't progress beyond 30kg pistol squats, so I might have to do full squats
Anybody ever noticed that artsy bohemian creative types put read shoelaces in their shoes. Wonder what that's all about.
>>203305609it might cause the isp to give you a new ip address, but it also might disconnect you entirelyit's not a good idea
what scene 4 years time from Joker 2 will have 40 million views on youtube
Bought a terraced house
>a total of 10 minutes of my time and waiting while drinking the cans for over 90 minutes of trying to get some Sadhbh to follow instructionsLads, I'm getting €150 for thatDare I say, it'll go on cans?
>>203305451it didnt archive the post i mentioned, silly boy>>203305525i dont know what that is
just heard something laughing
>hate this brexit fucking boomer cunt
>>203305785at you or with you?
>>203305746Signifying they’ve killed red shoelaces do
pee peepoo poo
It's a nonce or be nonced world out there.
>>203305765the bumming one
>>203305785tell it to shut the fuck up or you'll batter it
LoveAlwaysWins
>>203305805i dont fucking knowive dived und4er my bed for now
if it's hip, it's here
I'm.. I'm... I'M MOVING TO SPAIN! That's right, my application to transfer to our Spanish offices go accepted! In a few short weeks I'll be livin' la vida loca in Cartagena.
>>203305377CWLTSHC
>>203305751your mac address doesn't leave your local area networkyour ISP, like 4chan, has no idea what your mac address is or when it changes
Having flamenquines for tea lads :3
>>203305846ughhhhhh... the steppes of siberia.... home...
yeah i've got the jenny nicholson onin bedwatching the telly
>>203305462see >>203305870
Thoughts on continuous infinite growth forever?
>>203305868Welcome to the club big man x
Neighbour having a scream about Rowan Atkinson
>>203305926sounds good
>>203305871and what demarcates two LANs? a routerif you change the WAN side MAC address of your router, the ISP will see that
I'm not the only one who only has this thread up am I? I just stare at the posts as they come in and read them then watch the auto refresh count down.
steak and chips down the hatch with a cold john smiths. tangerine and a actimel for afters. that's a balanced diet right there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHkCD0cOVG4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHkCD0cOVG4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHkCD0cOVG4(8) its a knife when somebody says they like the old me and not the new me (8)
>>203305926The faustian spirit of the anglosaxon shall will it through mass importation of brown slave workers
>>203305777nun you can do x
>>203304849Blimey no way those are real
>>203305785I was pissing the other day and swear I heard someone say "go on". I thought I was getting home invaded or something.
I think you all probably leftGot this image to show you >>203305940Me
>>203305926Yeah I like the sound of that. Let's do it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAGVQLHvwOYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OKAwz2MsJsI genuinely thought they were going to be in prison/trial for maybe 30 minutes maxI didn't know about the singing
>>203305926If we can build orbital habitats and mine the solar system we’ve got a lot of room for growthBasically just overcoming Earth’s gravity in an economical way tbqh
Killing myself because I procrastinate too much about earning money. I do everything except seek to earn money. I just play video games all day along with regular housekeeping
>>203305986mousey c:
>normies down the Bouldering gym actually unironically believe they just get stronger by climbing>Don't do 20mm max hangs Should all be arrested
these lads losing the plot irl
guess I'll go buy beer
>>203306004just wait until the 'rents die and you'll get a windfall
tobes
>>203306033
Resting a bad of Minstrels on my cock and balls
>>203306042your parents have to own things for that to happen
it's unfortunate there's no land where the equator and prime meridian intersect, aye?would be quite the tourist destination
>>203306066Mmmm x
>>203306032what are you saying
given up one trying to get strongergoing to max out my INT, PER and LUCK
>>203306004Take Canslad's advice, lad>go into IT supporrt>don't be a spergYou'll get a living wage after a year or twoOr skip the living wage, lie your drunk arse off and be in the top 20% of income earners after 4 years
>>203306081I'll set up land there like in Minecraft!
>>203306081that's the tunnel to agartha
>>203305992i thought it was going to be trial > prison > meet harley > escape instead it was trial > prison > rape
Tempted to start a rewatch of Game of ThronesWill stop at S4 before it went and got a bit shit :)
Anyone who doesn't do 20mm max hangs should be arrested
>>203306042she couldn't wait
>that deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinballthey were talking about diego btw
>>203306111Crazy how fantasy has never been successful on tv
>>203306093dogs=cronems
Sir Friday Dinner
>>203306111
>>203306104>This is literall what Saudi princes get to doHow i envy them
20mm max hanging a poo
>>203304864Not a good sign. Not good at all.
>>203306088See >>203306118
Reckon I'll go to bed early tonight
Ever use fancy words like perspicacity, objurgate and recondite IRL?
>>203305970dross
>>203306153GTA6 lookin good
Real talk - fellow cucks do you sometimes feel shit about yourself after watching cuck porn?
>>203304773good thing for me no one shall know about ym doxing
>>203306180It’s all Greek to me
Starmer has announced plans to return Gibraltar to Spain
>>203306181pengaleng
jump high angels make it count x
got called a fraggle at work today
had sexual intercourse with clairo in the goldsmiths su bogs in 2017
you can't see me
>>203306181need to sit my bollocks on her face whilst I fuck her tits
>>203306153Hubba hubba look at that bunda
>>203306206yeah enough to kill myself, you should kys (never watched that shit what the fuck is wrong with you my man?)
>>203306218
>>203306210Greek is actually fairly easy to learn, not even in the top 5 hardest languages in europe.
the scrandemic
>>203306239I wouldn't be so sure of that if I were you.
>>203306128She got 36 years.Why is it that anyone who kills an MP gets a whole life tariff but murder your parents and keep their bodies in the house and you still get the chance of parole?
goodbye brat summerhello brat autumn
>>203306237you've posted this so many times over the years that I'm inclined to believe you
>>203306232you muppet
>>203306219It genuinely should be desu why the fuck should Britain keep Gibraltar lol
>>203306181That's a man, isn't it
>>203306285*waves hands in front of my face*
Who is the highest ranking representative of /brit/? Don't they have a contact at DesuArchive that could sort this issue out for our Belgian friend?
changed my old incandescent lamp in the shed for a new led lamp and it turned out to be weaker. but at least it doesn't flicker and eat up much electricity.
corrbet she's posh though
when will harris announce the jager program?
>>203306303alri John aha x
>>203306237No you didn'tStop telling lies on the internetI'll report you to the cyber police
gave troye sivan a handy j in the goldsmiths su bogs in 2017
>>203306334light sentences for the cronem x
you are all invited>>203306367>>203306367
>>203306334corrr NEED some Poppy Braithwaite-Roberts fannard
got sucked off by blackpink in the goldsmiths su bogs in 2017
huw edwards
>>203306334i sat in the court room one time and the difference in class on each side of the room is startling . so much that i was perplexed as to why the scum on one side didn't just leap over like zombies and tear the tarqs apart
>>203306294first time ive posted about my encounter with clairoi usually post about my intercourse with hannah diamond in the goldsmiths su bogs in 2014
>>203306334looks eccied
Globohomo forcing brat proper Dire album
>>203306265Anything with a grammatical case system is hard
neolibs quaking
>>203306407she saw a cronem
>>203304956Is it the self-titled? Caravan?
>>203306419the only difference between corbyn and neolibs is that he doesnt like israel
finger is still broken but getting better by the day, you'll be glad to hear
>>203306455also he's a socialist and actually believes in things
>>203306415Need them to start forcing brap if you know what I mean
>>203306476>he believes in giving free shit to wogsjust a neoliberal with extra steps
>>203305181In envy of you>>203305332Thanks lad
>>203306419these 2 guys make me emotional. only men with dignity left
>>203306362>>203306425bro doubletexted :skull:
>>203306531>>203306531>>203306531>>203306531
>>203306520>>203306520>>203306520
>>203306455your brain has been cooked by the lobby
>>203305427The trandemic
>>203305855dove*
>>203304557stop postin that fucken whore
