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Going to kidnap that stupid fucking hippo and carve it into steaks
Cansnonce melty incoming lmfao
>>203306579what do either of them want with us?
Got big plans this weekend but can't reveal (yet)
Lads, I'll admit that I've had too many cans and fucked upI'm sorry /bri/>>203306589An edish is a fair thread, retard
>>203306617The second you landed on this sordid site you got radicalised
for me it's feederhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc1ljqKNEMk
>>203306637mmhmm
Off to have me tea lads :3
off to spoons wish me luck>SOTD: Creed Aventus
>>203306696>catberg sucks more chebs than I doIt's over
>>203306669if that's how it is then by rights I'm too far gone, shall I just turn myself in or what? not too sure I can hack the decade in Belmarsh for once saying something unsavoury about the man in the kebab shop, will I get leniency if I admit to it before sentencing?
rats off to ya
Need Starmer kidnapped and placed in a SAW-esque predicament, then need his attempt to escape live streamed globally To any police reading: suck my arse you fascist piggy freaks
>>203306579Oh dear… I hope they’re not aware of my STRANGE ACTIONS
>>203306696ktim
>>203306637need2breed
>>203306589Fuck off spainnonce you evil ghoul(but put your trip back on for us Filterchads first.>>203306689Not Belgian.>>203306695>filled in 2 captchas at once award
>>203306788yeah reddit would say this
need a bond fillum where he struggles to make a shepherds pie whilst that french bitch whinges in his ear about 'ze inglish eating ze orrible food'could call it no thyme for pie or something and set it in basingstoke
One poster just went nuclear you’ll all be one a list now kek
>>203306689>>203306695
Thanks for killing the thread sparasite
>>203306876>>203306828lets be nice to one another x
They whacked Big Pussy those bastards
>>203306876Plot twist: It was sacked tranny roleplaying as a spainmong and not the other way round
Anyone who posts transphobic images is a repressed tranny themselves
>>203306947Get the cronem drained
>>203306665when are you going to finally fuck off
Riding in the lorry today
>>203307024Leave canslad aloneHe is a beloved member of our community
>>203306863i'm already on a government watchlist so all of you fuckers are too now
*WARNING* The cronem have been activated *WARNING*
can't believe i never saw how silly he looks
>>203307039fuck off yank
>>203306983What about the one who pretends to be an "Employed woman" despite being neither employed nor a woman and doing it on a regular basis???Yeah... no you arent transs youre just a based troller of /brit/ youre so based
>>203307058some woman got turned on by that image
>>203307039pull the horn for us lad
>>203307047maybe if just you and canslad himself was our community
Handjobs should be more readily available
>>203307084they're all men now
We call this "The Spaino Limit" where he can't manage more than 2 characters in a single thread.
>>203307058That Mitchel and Webb Look ahhhhh villain
FRIDAY NIGHTPARTY NIGHTLET@S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
steve wallis died in a canadian wildfire
considering i've got the whole bald thing out the way in my mid 20s and shaved my noggin, what else do I have to expect in terms of ageing? going grey and wrinkly? I think I can handle both of those considering they're unlikely to happen in any serious amount for 15-20 years or soreckon i've got the worst of it out the way early or at least that's my copium
just realized i've never seen a british lesbian
gen z boss and a minigen z boss and a mini
my 100 pack of disposable gloves arrived this evening ladsgoing to be wanking myself silly over the coming months
>>203307047Good lad.But honestly, let them - I'm happy enough, lad
>Mrs Edoardo Mapelli Mozzcluedo ass name
>>203307209
>>203307211Got the other one with these slags?
>>203307194
>>203307202you get a puffy face and retain water easier when you hit 25
>>203307211nigga it's noon
Beer cold in the fridge, sosij rolls warm in the oven. Weekend is off to a good start
>>203307209All got cancelled for TERFismExcept for Rosie Jones
>>203307058As a woman I find this attractive Men would be infinitely hotter if they got out their sweat stained hoodies and football shirts and put some effort into a proper 1890s Victorian gothic fit Unfortunately most men are barely more sophisticated than a Congolese ape
>>203307213one time I tried simulating a boobjob by blowing up two gloves but it didn't work too well
>>203307211three big dogs and a telegramthree big dogs and a telegram
>>203307329FMOID RAUS
jacket potato :D
from the screento the ringto the pento the king
>>203307147I recall over the past few days he had decreased sharply in melties per day (MPD) but idk
Gender pay gap bring it backGender pay gap bring it back
terfs standing on chairs going squeeee lmao
Pay men 20% less than women
>>203307209>just realized i've never seen a british lesbianRIP
The English gave America a language, a religion and a legal system, baseball, apple pie, Amazing Grace and Thanksgiving, and in return the Americans gave England artificial cheese.Hardly a fair exchange.
>>203307408read this 8 times before I realised it said crickets not tickets
>>203307408TERFs just want to kill. If they can't kill trans people they'll target innocent crickets.Evil people, TERFs.
>>203307278>>203307211manchester mentioned
>>203307449Profound
>>203307435She's burning in the fires of hell
kurt wangle
>>203307466wouldn't mind ragging that blonde one
>>203307408>kill the buggersoops
>>203307466pov: you're a cronem
Sienna Miller's chocolate starfish
>>203307466Both of them Irish diaspora
>>203307466I never mentioned manchester
kurt dangle
>>203307466not the samedone for views and likes and onlyfans subscriptions instead of just for being a slag
clipped my fingernails a little too short
>>203307437Apple pie came from the dutch lad
>>203307383jack my potato >;3
I'm glad Sean lock is dead
scranning the hell out of some custard creams
LORRYORRY
expecting bradlies on some of these >Moment daughter sobs as she reveals where she hid murder weapon to hit mother 'like a xylophone' after murdering fatherhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13950663/Moment-daughter-sobs-murder-weapon-xylophone.html
Over 80% of LGB Alliances membership are straight people over 60Another 10% are straight people 18-596% are cis lesbians2% bisexuals2% gay menThis comes from the last time their membership data got leakedAlso, over 50% of their funding comes from far right American think tanks, the Heritage Foundation and Turning Point USA.
>>203307577ever had a congress tart laddo
>>203307556>American educationguessing that one came from De Oirish
>>203307588Reminds me of that Beatles song
>>203307590Is this one of those spainonce leftypol bait posts
>>203307599you should egress, fatso
>>203307592they're just going to rig it mate grow up
>>203307634It's facts and they do not care about your opinions rightoid
Lefty/pol/tard schizos all need euthanising. So very insufferable
>>203307466Canslad needs to go on a holiday there
>The artist - described in court by a psychiatrist as exhibiting psychopathic tendencies - admitted to police who turned up to arrest her that she had murdered them before spending more than four years covering it up.She had stuffed her father's body in a 'makeshift tomb' disguised as a bed on the ground floor and secreted her mother's remains in a wardrobe upstairs.Wearing a tight, long-sleeved purple top and heavy eye makeup, blonde McCullough looked noticeably thinner as she appeared in the dock at Chelmsford Crown Court this morning.
Bradamir Zutin
Feeling a bit useless
Places like Manchester and London remind me why the threat of nuclear war isnt all so bad
>She spoke only to confirm her name - and wept as the grisly details of her evil deeds were read out.The court heard she gave her father a fatal dose of sleeping tablets, leaving him to die alone. McCullough found him dead the next morning - before deciding her mother could not be allowed to find out. As Mrs McCullough lay in bed listening to the radio, unaware her husband was dead, her daughter entered and exited the room, plotting how to kill the woman who had given her life.The gruesome attack began with a hammer - before she fetched a Lakeland kitchen knife because 'the hammer was not going to work and I didn't actually want her to suffer', she told detectives.'I was hitting like someone badly playing the xylophone or something,' she had added.She then held her mother's hand and apologised as the 71-year-old bled out.After the killing, McCullough went into Chelmsford town centre where she bought plastic gloves from Lakeland, paying with her father's credit card, along with sleeping bags she used to roll up her parents' bodies.
these are the best of the anglo women
Apparently one of the candidates hoping to be the leader of one of Britain's closest ally soiled himself on stage
why don't they just fly hundreds of drones into gaza lol
>>203307706Yeah? Experience nuclear winter often do you?
>Found in October 2018 at the Diavik Diamond Mine in Canada, the Canadamark(TM) yellow diamond weighs in at 552 carats and beats the previous record (held by the Diavik Foxfire diamond) of 187.7 carats that was also found at the same mine. >This is the largest diamond ever found in North America
>>203307726the 6th one with the cutting scars need sum of dat hood luv x
went past soem girls on my bike and they all went 'wooooooooooooo'
>>203307726For me it's the 3rd from the right with the self harm scars on her thighs Peng
>>203307728Who
>>203307764nun you could do little boy x
>>203307726Self harm scars on third from right Corr she'd be my pick purely because of that
>>203307726>anglothose are jewish males
>>203307769wooooooooooooooasteee man
>>203307774by the thumnbail i thought that was gta 5
>>203307726
>>203307746looks like it'd be nice with loads of butter, strong cheddar and baked beans
>>203307764>>203307771>>203307781What's wrong with you lads?
>>203307613Cookies came from the Dutch too ladWe’re Dutch all of us the big apple and stuff
>>203307726blonde on the far right with her tits bulging out
>>203307821This picture made me physically vomit
>>203307776Can't say, this is a British general
She died in the hurricane :(
>>203307728Well I guess that's a touch more embarrasing than in the Engadine Maccas after the 1997 NRL grand final
>>203307865She got blacked 31 times
https://vocaroo.com/17TGSYeNHgAy
Just brought back the gender pay gap
>>203307880>>203307890Low energy spainnonce posts
>>203307890scremaing
>>203307865Looks Republican, probably deserved it
>>203306752It's interesting how this post could plausibly be from either a left-winger or a right-winger. Only centrists would find your post objectionable.
>>203307865prove it
>>203307726The one with the scars will make for the best sexo
>>203307856not bulging, her bra is too small
XD SELF HARM SCARSXD PEDOPHILIAXD POLITICSXD NAMEFAGSXD SLAGS
lining up a the katie wank
bring it back
Tbh cutting yourself ain't that hard, but to get scars like that which stick out after years is hard work. You have to really dig past all the normal skin and tissue, down into the fat layer or else after a couple months it fades away and is barely noticeable anymore.And going that deep risks death via hitting an artery or permanent nerve damage.
>>203307991no
>>203307975status on the cronem and their bollocks?
friday night's 'aming sesh is sorted
payed £3 for this
>>203308006empty. drained.
Looking through slags IGs and twittersIf you years back all the pics are of them trying to show off their arses and how big they are but ever since ozempic hit all the pics are of them showing off their bellies and how slim they are now
>>203308000anti british gimp
>>203308011what is it?
>>203307890as long as you're making vocaroos give us one of you saying "if it's hip it's here" please please please it would make my evening
>>203308029Cali apparently
>>203308011Can't roll yourself can you eh?I'd laugh but I'm not better which is why I vape my weed now
ever been in a fatal helicopter crash
going to bed soon I reckon
Why do you like self harm scars
>>203307999It means they will go the extra mile to satisfy my willard, no matter how unpleasant
>>203308027man's an anthropologist
>>203308059twice, if you'd believe it
>>>/vg/497902254
>>203308063Mmmmm comfy
>>203307865Posted to her subreddit 3 hours ago
>>203308035>talked to himself again award
>>203308085I would, if the story were believable at least
Birmingham is much nicer than Manchester or Leeds.
housing market's fucked, isnt it ladsthe mandem just need somewhere to live
>>203308027With Ozempic on the market being thin is no longer an accomplishment. I think I'm gonna go fat on purpose
>>203308105What do you expect me to do about it?
>>203308090I expect those emails are going straight to the NSA watchlist
There's definitely gonna be a hurricane part of GTA6
get the fucking gibbymoos posted
>>203308027Every half decade or so they switch to the polar opposite of a fashion choice when it becomes too overused
GTA6ing a poo
Resurrecting your nan
>>203308175fucking state
about to go blaze in a kids playground it’s the only place I know I won’t be bothered this time of night
>>203308175remember someone posting her mediocre nudes
Hardest drug you've done?I've done Coke, Ket, and AcidFeel like LSD is the hardest of the 3 in terms of how it makes you feelYet I expect most lists class coke as the hardest of the 3 given the addiction risk
>>203308155dont get in another helicopter i suppose
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1DbTcKxa84
>>203308219Don't need drugs. I'm high on life you see.
Mad how hard it is to find albums that are neither sad nor about love.
>>203308255Blessed
>>203308255need you to go cold turkey
>>203308216Risky that
>>203308232Considering the chances of it happening a third time I think I'll be okay. Mind your own business in future please.
>>203308219ket is much more mental than lsd for me
mad thatmad trailer was like a year ago alreadyhow'd that happen
Went to gym yesterday and today my arms and shoulders ache like crazy.How often should I go to the gym?
>>203308270reckon Pharrell's Happy is your favourite song
>>203308175Canslad now has a new fetish, ladThank youHave a can
i think i'm on ketamine
Waterstones said my book would arrive within 2 daysIt's been a week and still not despatched In half a mind to cancel my order, quality of service is not good enough.
>>203308306>>203308302STsisters, our response?
>>203308314That happened to me once. Eventually they said they couldn't get the book in so gave me a refund.
keeping my wife pregnant all the way to menopause
>>203308291What is it you like about ket? I didn't really enjoy it much myself.
>>203308308
>>203308291An extremely high dosage of lsd is crazier, with ketamine you kind of hit a soft cap of passing out
>>203308314Can’t believe people actually read books for fun and not just for uni and shit
>>203308103I hope there's some dank nugs in there
https://youtu.be/zBVggGXGxxc
>>203308314>>203308346Tried to order a book from Waterstones once using a giftcard and the whole thing was an absolute nightmare.Honestly they deserve to go under. Yes I appreciate walking round, the smell of books and that, but Amazon have beaten them when it comes to actually buying books.
>>203308270Can't even play my favourite music in my current mood because it's all "life is hard and pointless and I'm a talented artist who's experienced life and shagged and had shagger's drama and that's what this song is about"
>>203308305You mean happy from the album "G I R L"? Which has a majority of songs about love?
>2 rooms>£8 weeklyWE HAVE TO GO BACK
Can some paddy o mally explain this to me? They be smokin dog shit over there or what?
>>203307147>OFF: Belgium>ON: ST
>>203308314No wonder amazon has these freaks on the ropes Annoying thing about Amazon is sometimes they show a certain cover of a book and send you a different one, it not right
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>203308413im not a virgin that listens to full albums so im the wrong person to ask
>>203308297Florida’s always like that laddo
>>203308437Incel
WHSmith as well, surprised they're still going. I remember back in the day when they sold video games.
>>203308430Maybe it's an issue with my local delivery people, but I stopped ordering books from Amazon because 50% of the time they arrived with the covers damaged
just fucked an argentine prostitute through the mattress and paid her with counterfeits our islands bitch
>>203308175>gibbymoosmore like gimmescars
Posh prick tried pressing me in Tesco. Weren't having it. Won't be done by someone who sounds like they take 2 minutes to say the word 'bath'
(8) another day went by without a struggle (8)
>>203308305https://www.npr.org/2024/10/07/nx-s1-5001928/pharrell-says-his-hit-happy-came-from-a-sarcastic-place
>>203308471ktim
Just wanna drink and smoke cigarettes until I die to be honest
>>203308456>MUH FUCKIN WEED LMAO
>>203308270not really true is itlisten to literally anything except popular slop
You lads remember Woolworths? Now that was a shop.(Australians are forbidden from replying to this post).
>>203308506Name some then you fanny.
>>203308314Bollocks to Waterstones and bookshops in general. For me it's being a second hand Ebay book chad.
Bible never said not to smoke weed
>>203308532Used to play in Yugioh tournaments in the summer holidays outside the Woolworth's. Sometimes I could convince my mum to buy me a cheeky pack from there mid-tourney
>>203308461Most WHSmith locations are owned by WHSmith, rather than rented / leased. This is because WHSmith as a company is like 250 years old, unironically. So while other shops get their arse torn out in business rates / rent, WHSmith can exist for another year selling a 6-pack of HB pencils, a selection of airport books and bottles of Evian water for 3 quid because they pay nothing to be there.
>OFF: ST>ON: Diego
Dude lorry
>>203308532Yeah remember the free controller with every PlayStation game deal corr
>>203308217she's got a nice bumhole
>>203308557Fuck off retard
>>203308418Looks like turf from the bogs. It’s used as fire fuel.Some people like the smell of it
>>203308586?
>>203308470whats pressing?
Would anyone like to lick my bumhole? It's shaved and clean x
>>203308418keklooks like it's supposed to be turf, dried peat which you burn in a stove like coal or logs it's got a distinct smell to it that is particularly irish since they burn a lot of it over there, or used to at leastnobody burns peat here in UK except for a few scottish freaks I expect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9xWOA_S3_g
>>203308532Only went in there for pick n mix a few times.
>>203308605more like turd from the bogs lol
>>203308175You just know she would do absolutely vile things to you, things I could not even bring myself to utter
>>203308584Surely they'd make more money if they started selling buttplugs
on second though, I don't believe he survived two helicopter crashes. one? maybe. not two
>>203308175Hypertrophic scarsstill red years after must have proper been stabbing herself up
brit posters in the flesh the kind to be described as 'too nice'
>>203308605Now say that in Irish
>>203308532Mad how Woolworths was just this thing supermarket owners would call their shops so there's all these companies out there with the same name but no real relationship apart from being in the same business
>>203308634Sent that little leprechaun flying
>>203308594what's retarded about getting books cheaper and more easily than waiting on a shite retailer like you do?
>>203308619he tried riling me up for his own self imposed sense of victory.
>>203308662Why?
>>203308554https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_bGItZxo_0
might go into town tomorrow for a virgin walk / virgin coffee
>>203308706You can't speak the language of your country?
>>203308253>yellow police fansvery strange up norf
>>203308677Ebay sellers can and do fuck up too, retard
>>203308727i'd just have a normal walk/coffee, but that's just me
>>203308692like verbally? how does such a thing even happen when your finna get bannanas or we
>>203308751drippish moaning bastard
>>203308756I'd like to see you try, nonce
Sick of the anti-English sentiment amongst the so-called "Celts".
all my walks/coffees are of the gay porn variety
>>203308729matrix innit la
>>203308773You have BEEN done and you will CONTINUE to be done
Chatting to the ftm in spoons. See if I can get them to be an ftmtf
>>203308751Not his point though was it
>>203308728I was exempt from learning it in school. Dyslexic kids don’t have to so they can focus more on the other subjects
>>203308786why
>>203308253>Police brought along their own cameraman to go arrest that drug dealerLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>203308804Yes it was, fuck off pozzie
been posting in canslads thread, let's use it next
Wonder if rapelad has rapewalks
>>203308786No such thing as “English”
>>203308805>I was too retarded to learn IrishSad times
>>203308825they got him
>>203308801Get his girlarse shagged, he doesn't need to know you think you're fucking a lass
>>203308722These lyrics could easily be about love or sadness I have no idea cause it's just a little goblin putting on a funny voice.
>>203306520>>203306520>>203306520
>>203308759i was on the next self-checkout to him (which were the only two self-checkouts working) and he put his shit on my bagging area. So when I went to scan, it would error and I had to wait for someone to fix it. Anyways as he's leaving he goes to me "standing a little close aren't you?"I just said "since i'm using this machine, yeah I am"He then looked bewildered that I said something back other than apologising so he just kinda walked off.
>>203308035im sorry i cant
>>203308863Timmy’s army at work
>>203308875Twat!
>>203308922https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPk_zyRKs1Q
>>203308875fucked it cansladI'm going to the eyetie one
>>203308875not that one this one>>203306367>>203306367>>203306367omds just noticed it's an Italian flag
>>203308805Bless your little cotton socks petal x
asdsa
The new, as 'twere
>>203306531Kasabian
