Mayfly editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0gdQ03RbUQ
Little lads rushing to get their gimmicks in the new thread
ALRIGHT ME LADDSSSSSTHINK IT'S TIME TO FOR BEDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
been warm this october trees are still green outside my gaff and have had zero need to grab for my housecoat or seen the heating switch on
Oh dear, the lads have had a drink and now theyre arguing politics with points they learned from youtube videos
i wanna banana in me bum
It's grim out there
thinking about punching kevin smith really had in the face
Visit the Jabez Howland House>The oldest portion of this two-story wood-frame house was built by Jacob Mitchell (son of Pilgrim Experience Mitchell) in 1667, and purchased by Jabez Howland, son of Mayflower passengers John Howland and Elizabeth Tilley Howland, two of the original PilgrimsAmazing stuff!
Master and Commander innit?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihx5LCF1yJY
>>203314054roight, time to rewatch blow (2001) with johnny deep
There's the Tory Boy stereotype, but what's the Labour Boy? I can think even of the libdem voter dad thing on /brit/, Adrian I think it was
>>203314054fucking hell it's mental how different the pic on the right is to actual her
>>203314042how early do you go out? been right chilly past few mornings but warms up nicely
>>203314081I dunno but I do know his name is Oliver
>>203314054The supposed British peng ting
>>203314080The Ninth Gate is better
>>203314061That's in Plymouth! I've been there. Love New England. I'd move there if I could.
>beautician
why would i give a toss about an island with an american army base on it?why do torys spend so much time rimming america?
>>203314081
>>203314081Labour boy is jonty
>>203314101America to us is what Israel is to America
>>203314098No you wouldn't, silly boy.
>>203314101My response: https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1728166702085239.webm
>>203314101Oh do shut up labour boy
>>203314093based also dead man
>>203314101Because we also use the base, and have an interest in the Indian Ocean. We've given up 10% of our economic zone for nothing.
Every Oliver I've ever known has been a Labourmong
>>203314054what. the. fuck.
>>203314139We actually paid them to take it so was worse than nothing
Every Olivier I've ever known has been a Luxembourgian
dinner I with the girl I met 14 years ago at a party secured
>>203314054Good at her job. I like that. Limited sentence.
>p-please stop shooting UN troops Israel-sama>No
>>203314185I hope that wasn’t a baptism party
dinner with a 14 year old girl
voted labour because why not, and reform didn't even run in my area just some schizo party they'd made a pact with
>>203314054smuggling coke on a connecting flight via the US.Oh dear.
r/UnitedKingdom is now mostly Reform UK supporting gammons whining about immigration r/ukpolitics is now mostly toryboys and starmerites constantly posting Zionist slop and screeching about Jeremy Corbyn being worse than Hitler You win Rorke. You've seized control of the British political subreddits.Where is a leftypol supposed to post now?
To the Labourmong in the previous thread asking about India and Hong Kong. India wanted self determination, and the Hong Kong lease came to an end. The Chagos Islands have never belonged to Mauritius, and the Chagos Islanders don't want to be a part of Mauritius. That's why it's different.
>>203314212Greenandpleasant
Totally not smelly dogberg is farting now
LAAAABBBBOOUURREMMOOONNGGGGGARGHHHHHHHH
>To the Labourmong in the previous thread asking about India and Hong Kong. India wanted self determination, and the Hong Kong lease came to an end. The Chagos Islands have never belonged to Mauritius, and the Chagos Islanders don't want to be a part of Mauritius. That's why it's different.
Rorke now reckoning himself an expert on the history and culture of the Chagos Islands despite never having heard of them before last week
>>203314221>One of the largest islands on the tropical atoll, Diego Garcia, will remain a joint US-UK military base and is expected to remain so for 99 years with an option to renew.Why should anything else there matter
>>203314221The Hong kong lease was in perpetuity though
>>203314212/britfeel/ is always there for them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZAlG0xokS4
Doner and chips in a naan with garlic mayo
Wonder if the poster complaining about the Alzheimer's doctor fraud thinks this discussion about old news is more interesting
its a load of bloody woke nonsense, thats what i say
Diego Garcia He drinks san gria He came from barceTo bring us joy
Rorke leasing his virginity in perpetuity
>>203314259Not the New Territories, and they comprised something like 86% of the total Hong Kong area.
feel like us anglos haven't conquered a land in some time.
hahaha
We could've turned the Isle of Wight into a Hong Kong in Europe if we weren't an isle of monged out freaks
will my penis be in a vagina tomorrow? doubt it.on sun? more likely. gf should text me tomorrow asking me to come over either sun on mon.
>>203314259Only for a tiny portion of HKThe 1898 area was on a 99 year lease
Due to my severe chronic pain, any hope of sex or general happiness is impossible for me
>>203314304Unironically one of the funniest things to happen ever.
if I had a gf I couldn't bear bringing her to the shithole i live in. Have to go to hers all the time.Probably not common for that to happen though is it?
>>203314143well i'm an oliver and i'm a massive racist
Mongcutehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkTI1L2Ap3s
>>203314301then harden up and invade Papua New Guinea. they have been mocking Australia for too long.
>>203314304Legendary time that was
They're not gonna like this one bit Borrowing Billions in transport schools and hospitals? After that £22 Billion black hole tax must rise talk?
>>203314304Scots was a dialect of Middle English that was slowly reabsorbed into Standard English from the Early Modern Period onwards. The pony-obsessed Yank may have ruined one shoddy online encyclopaedia, but he was simply continuing what King James VI and Robert Burns had started.
>>203314352my gf lives in the city whereas i live in the countryside. she's only been to my place once. there's much more to do during the day at hers. i
>>203314337That tiny portion is the most successful part, it’s like saying give up the good bits of Australia because 98% is outback
>>203314304Worst thing about it is nothing was done to fix this in the long runThat fag is still editing and all the editors who said they were going to do something about it ultimately never did
>>203314382Who cares? There's no way to turn this around by 2029 and he's going to be turfed out in the worse election defeat ever.
>>203314139We've given up 10% of our economic zone for nothing>>203314162>We actually paid them to take it
>>203314352no I've got a nice 2 bed apartment the gyaldem love it
id love if we got proper cycling infrastructure in this country but i dont know if its worth it, given how much it rains. the rain prob puts people off cycling the most.
>>203314395It also has no source of fresh water. Which is the real reason it was given back to the Chinese.
I went to a rustlers group transport school
Sick and tired of gyaldem baddiedem posts what dont have are Soogs attached to em
>>203314437sick and tired of you
want to learn to drive manual but mumstein will NOT let meit's not fair, she learned how to drive in a manual back in the 80s
>>203314382sir loan sharker
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1728145506732042.webm2016mong will like this one.
>>203314452Are you aye?
has anyone done a rosie jones-free edit of the big fat quiz of the year yet
>>203314467not for me. Make it 2010 and then we're talking
>>203314428ktim
>>203314459Yeah your mam knows how to work a gearstick well
>>203314483Wouldn't that just make it the normal-sized quiz of the year?
>>203314428bro thinks he a comedian posting this.
>>203314126remember seeing this when it was new and thinking that dance was the funniest thing ever
>>203314502hahabut nah it would make it watchable ennit
might watch the wire
I'm not a pop idol any more, I'm an actress now
was calling up for an appointment yesterday and the bloke mentioned "yeah we've just had a death in the family" and i said "oh i'm sorry to hear that" and then proceeded to try and get my appointment sorted outwhy the FUCK would you mention that to a complete stranger
>>203314126they popped off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAPn70z_5lw
>Pablo Tescobar over here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBRCvVpknvg
thinking about z boss and a mini’s legs and tights in that interview she didi would spunk vigorously while sniffing and sucking on her stinky toes
We should count ourselves lucky to have Rosie Jones on our screens
need to read something?why spend £30 on a book when you can just type in "(book name) pdf" on google and get it for free?
>>203314554what kind of establishmet was it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCfc_4ihlHU
>>203314545actual racismlad here, i got a few episodes into season 1 before getting nigger fatigue
>>203314608Like paper me I also collect vinyl records
>>203314610was trying to book a driving test
>>203314602She should be on every series of taskmaster until chuds stop crying
>>203314628did you ask their vax status?
sick of it all
begging gfberg to do CBT with me but she's refusing
would love to watch the wire with racismlad
Hare Rama Hare RamaRama Rama Hare HareHare Krishna Hare KrishnaKrishna Krishna Hare Hare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2pddgW3N6MLADS!!!!
never EVER got the appeal of rap music, i liked a bit of eminem and DMX when i was younger, but other than that it's all awful rubbish, especially the most modern incarnations
To my haters: you won.
>>203314668i bet he does a lot of cheering when the gangbangers shoot at each other
>>203314668The Wire is really racist, nglThe blacks are all boneheaded violent drug dealers, there's a scummy Jewish lawyer supporting them, the cops are all Irish and drunk and useless, the Italian mayor has no idea what's going on, the English guy, Rawls, is an impotent faggot.
I am calling for a ceasefire and for the return of the sausages.
>>203314615bullshit, racismlad would love it as the show is almost nothing but niggers getting killed
when's the last time you said the n-word aloud?never said it myself, but i had a friend i played games with during my teenage years who would say it all the time during matches of LoL.
>>203314725I think that's what it's actually like over there
>>203314697i like how eminem always looks like he's personally offended in every interview he does, must come from a lifetime of being white and living in detroit surrounded by negroes
>>203314725baltimore is really like that though (never been but ive read that its like that)
remember in 8 mile when the guy lost the rap battle for having a stable, well off upbringing
Went to bed ill at 6pm. Kept waking up since.
might move to rural australia but only the parts with white ppl so I can teach at the primary school
>R. Kelly's Daughter Buku Says Singer Sexually Abused Her as a Child: 'I Was Too Scared to Tell Anybody'
>>203314735at the expense of having to watch them and listen to them talk for 90% of the screen time
>>203314791Don't get that. Like scratching your own car or something. If you're going to be noncing kids, nonce someone else's kids. How are you even attracted to your own?
watching the racismlad director's cut of the wire
>>203314772cute fox>>203314778i hate a bad sleep>>203314787good idea>>203314791):
>>203314810We got food at home.
>>203314813It actually contains less racism
>>203314797I couldn't understand the accents and had to have subtitles on the whole time
Intellectual superiority can feel lonely, i would know
>>203314725That is probably what it was actually like, David Simon wrote non-fiction books about it before writing the series but he is also a tribe member so the Irish incompetence is in question
There's 550,000,000 Chinese women.And you aren't sleeping with any of them.
mad how shite that tesla event with the autotaxi and the robots was boggles my mind that elon musk is the richest man in the world, just goes to show you how big a factor luck is
>>203314885so?
>>203314885it not right
stood up to my mum for the first time last night, no more weird norman bates lifestyle for me
>>203314895It was all operated by remote control. Not even real AI or self driving for the tech demo.Accordingly, Tesla has wiped off 10% of their value (at least that's how much they were down when I checked at lunchtime).
>face card>kinda ate tho>match their freak
anyone remember the great schiz-out of 2020-21
>>203314931how the fuck are you meant to keep up with all this where do you even encounter it
film idea: wereblack, where a skinny white lad turns into a black man every full moon
>>203314949Once Russia take Kyiv this will happen
The ocean must get lonely
Just need a bf to hold me and hug me and tell me he loves me and to sleep with me and fuck me I'll never experience this
>>203314598least creepy foot fetishist
don't go anywhere, don't do anything, don't speak to anyone, don't feel anything me
>>203315021never seen spongebob? little mermaid? that jap one? loads of mates having a blast down there
>>203314949bizarre how /pol/ schizo pathologises everything, i remember when bait threads became "slide threads" because nobody would ever post garbage to get replies without being paid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_lh5fR4DMAfriend zoned not friends
>>203314885The are only 80 Korean women in my constituent country and I shagged one, honestly very proud of that
>>203314949t. covid camp guard
Oi mate,You're going to the covid camp!
Why have McDelivery if you're not going to make it available after midnightfucking pisstake
>>203314975Feels like the turnover rate for slang is really high these days compared to before. New words and phrases appearing out of nowhere and zoomers gaslight you into thinking it’s nothing new
>>203315030i like youmight love you one day tell me how to contact you
windows 11 saving and automatically re-opening notepads when your computer shuts down may be the best feature they've made in the last 10 years
>>203315030bit gay
when windows 10 becomes obsolete im switching to linux 100%
Rorke got that ohio rizz
bad at diepio whenst drunketh
There are three precise moments in my life, all with the same girl, where if I'd kissed her then I'd be married with multiple kids right now. Mental how I've ruined my life through hesitation.
>>203315123Good lad
>>203315123remember people saying much the same when windows 7 got shutteredyou retards don't have the time or autism for it
>>203315139Your life may have been worse in that situation though
>>203315090i dunno if the delivery bloke can make it through the russian lines to the fuhrerbunker if i'm honest mate
>>203315174It would have a purpose.
Accidentally used the wrong grammatical case earlier. Fuming.
>>203315139how does that even happen once, let alone three times with the same girl. grim af
>>203315139Once I get. Twice maybe. Three times though? Wasn't meant to be
howling at the lad using the wrong grammatical case. Me and the lads all chuckled behind his back
>>203315045it do be like that
>>203315204>>203315221She was in love with me and made it very clear that she was in love with me. "The moment" occured three separate times. You know that moment you see in films where the kiss is basically in the air? That. Proper romantic, life changing shit. And I just couldn't work up the nerve to lean in. Had a genuine "locked eyes from across the room and shared a smile" first time seeing each other and all. It was like God Himself was handing me a real life on a silver platter and I slapped it out of his hands by being a fucking pussy.
>>203315260Just text her now, you up x?
>>203315260that is honestly tragicsilver lining is at least you know it's possible for someone to love you. a lot of us don't even have that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zltpK2KiaQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zltpK2KiaQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zltpK2KiaQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zltpK2KiaQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zltpK2KiaQ
My moment was when after months of plucking up the courage to ask a girl out, who i knew liked me, I ended up asking if she'd go out with my mate instead. oopsies
>>203315284Haven't spoken to her in nearly 5 years.>>203315291Shakespeare was wrong. It's not better to have loved and lost. I was content being a pathetic loner with no hope. Now I'll lie awake til 4am, 5am, just thinking of what could've been.
Scottish lad hereYees are aw wee fannys
>>203315170and how do you know if they ever actually switched to linux or notthat's right you don't. could speculate they all did instead of didnt
>>203315319You should take inspiration from it, you made it happen once so you can make it happen again
Why do (many) women enjoy shit like being tied up, spanked, wearing collars, etc?
>>203315369Porn brained society or else some sort of abuse
>>203315294no one likes your "music"
>>203315355She made it happen. She made the initial approach. She asked for my number. She did the "I like you like you" confession. It was hand-crafted for my autistic fucking brain and I still managed to out-autistic God's plan.
>>203315042dont understand your gimmick mate
might make another chrome extension
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zltpK2KiaQ [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zltpK2KiaQ [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zltpK2KiaQ [Embed]alright heres something betetr lads
>>203315397Well ugly freaks don’t get women making gestures like that take it from me, you can rebuild
Date a Muslim girl. Spend 100 on feeding her and taking her to a fancy cake shop. Lucky if you get a handshake at the end of the night.
>>203315425>dating an invader
willy is in a bad spotmight need surgery
>>203315369Half of that is just normal bitch accessorizing, the other half is porn + a guy showing how in charge he is which is the number 1 quality women are after that correlates mildly with height (2nd quality women are after). Anything else you'd like to ask me about?
>>203315422I was ugly as fuck mate. Skinny as fuck, wire frame glasses, acne, shit hair. I genuinely, honest-to-God, looked like the chud meme.
>>203315438*cuts it off*
Therapist : Rorke isn’t real he can’t hurt you Rorke : >>203315460
sick of this woke ideology
How come when I pause a video now it doesn’t load all the way anymore?Back in my day you would pause a video and let it buffer all the way so you could watch it all. Now it just does the next 5% and that’s it. Is this just websites saving bandwidth and money by only loading the minimum in case they click off without watching it all?I thought technology was supposed to be advancing.
>>203315501go to bed then lol
dogs gone to the dogs
sou ka, minna san, un, eto, kore wa boku no "4chan post" desu. douzo yoroshiku onegaishimasu.
>>203315460So even looking like that, and I presume you look better now, you managed to get a nice girl loving you - get a clue immediately and gain some confidence
>>203315319Sounds like the real problem is you are idolising a girl you haven't spoken to in over 5 years rather than losing out on anything. As men we have to go out into the world and take what we want.
post your youtube links H E R E
it’s my birthday lads
>>203315090the fuhrer not being able to get some chicken nuggets on his last day makes it even more tragic
>>203315397>>203315260>>203315139>Mental how I've ruined my life through hesitation.No clue what you mean by that. Im a case study for this sort of thing and i will literally never make it far enough to have something like this happen.
*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*
>some previous homeownerhmm, today I will bury broken glass and nails in my backyard>me, gardening in 2024why is there broken glass and nails in the backyard
done a good poonice n solid. despite eating two kebabs in the last 24 hoursmust be cos i took magnesium
>>203315524is it true you play with your tamagotchi in the bath
>>203315515Pugs are a delightful companion. Delightful. I love them. Disagree with the sentiment of your post.
>>203315440wrong. it's because it's psychologically and physically arousing and pleasurable.
>>203315547https://youtu.be/28HkXoCghm8?feature=shared
>>203315547IM BREAKIN IN
>>203315541how old?
>>20331558821
>>203315541happy birthday lad
>>203315551well? how are you going to get rid of it if not just bury it outside
>>203315588Whatever happened to candice?
>>203315603so true, burymaxxing and dirtpilled
>>203315594awwww *pinches your cheek*
>>203315609candice dick fit in your mouth
>>203315594you are at somewhere close to the peak of life enjoyment. I hope you enjoy it..happy 21st anon
>>203315596cheers mate x
>>203315642extremely incorrect post
even the bloody fish have gone woke
>>203315541
>>203315650me when I'm an SR-71 Blackbird but I need to go underwater
Life peaks between 16-25After that it's downhill You still get smarter and wiser, but your life and body falls apart easily
if your body is falling apart at 30 then you've something going on man
>>203315671me when im a da manatee crime bawss with my two goons and we need to go quite high up
>>203315655the life I was living at 21 would have made a solid movie. I'm 30 now and life is still good. But there arent so many parties and wild nights. I've been on 4chan since I was like 14 so it's not about using this website being a low-key life.
>>203315642thanks lad
I'm not old; no one would call me old. I have a bluff bow, lovely lines. I'm a fine sea-boat: weatherly, stiff and fast … very fast, if I'm well handled. No, I'm not old; I'm in her prime.
Life begins at 40Simple as
ladsNigella Lawson aside are there any other genuinely shaggable (celeb) women who are 60+
>>203315750Bettany Hughes would get it.
>>203315541Happy birthday anonYou know a few months after my 20th birthday i started balding already?? Yeah pretty crazy huh, that was a couple of years ago now and everything since has come and gone like the passing of day to night.
>>203315750Liz Hurley
>laid about in bed all day>did the washing up>thought I'd do a bit of lifting prior to sleepies>feel 10 times better than I did before despite my arm painsmental ladseveryone ought to be working out all the time
>>203315765Liz Hurley isn't 60+ you FOOL you IDIOT you SIMPLETON
Well since I am 21 can some of you older blokes give me some advice, will tell you my stats215'9, white british, blue eyed, fairly handsome but a manlet twinkshagged before, had a stunning gf 2 years ago but not shagged sincedoing a telecoms apprenticeship (systems architecture + fiber optics cabling qualification)lower middle class familylove drinking till I'm sick and smoking hashRorkeQuite smart, 135 tested IQ and read philosophy and history like a virgin in my spare time but also aware I'm a working class mongUnironically Irish diasporaScottish Got mates but they are similarly mongs that just like drinking and going on lads holidaysBasically a failed deano, any tips?
>>203315767when are you going to start "working out" how to get a clue
>>203315765Ah I gambled, she is 59
>>203315765>>203315755not 60+ please follow the rules you illiterate cretins
no point in doing exerciseits the winterstop doing everythinghibernateeatshitsleep
>>203315679>but your ... body falls apart easilyyour body in terms of testosterone levels strength and muscle building (if you are working on it) should be peaking in your mid-late 30's. your speed and stamina does decline by 30-35 though.however it's true that your life can decline after 25 rapidly. wealth/career growth is quite a narrow and linear path. if you aren't on track to be rich by 25-30 you probably never will be. It's harder for a man with 20k to make 100k than it is for a man with 1m to make 5m..
>>203315750Cher
>>203315824pakis probably think this is great patter
>>203315787yeah here's some advicedon't let 4chan make you insecure as fuck"fake it till you make it" genuinely works wondersfor example you say you're a manlet at 5'9 but that's genuinely not a bad height at alland you don't have to be one of those DYEL ogres in order to not be a twinkand don't be one of those obnoxious "I'm genuinely smart just not living up to my full potential" twatsless than 1% of people live up to their full potentialyou are your achivements and any potential you have is irrelevantget good or go home almost 100% of 4chan is like that and it pisses me off to no end
shake it til you bake it
>>203315857nah they would probably behead you for insulting their prophet
>>203315787cut down the drinks and booze as much as you can. avoid hard drugs whatever happens.open another account and transfer down savings into it. take up all opportunities to do travelling when they come up. try to play a team/club sport if there's a chance (e.g. football or running)become regular in the gym as early as you can. stick with the apprenticeship you will be on solid money if you stay in that field. try to do things in your spare time that aren't crap tv or doomscrolling.
>>203315858was being partially ironicI am 5'9 and skinny and generally quite soft looking but women seem to like it when you go for themgot to play the cards you were dealedaware I am a spastic, I was meant to be a doctor or accountant but the 2020 lockdown fucked up my highers, wont get into it but went to a shitey polytechnic to keep up family appeareances then finally swallowed my pride and decided to get a telecoms apprenticeship I'm on track to be qualified and earning decent money by 22do like 4chan though, great craic. cathartic to rant here, almost.
couldn't imagine trying to give advice to a 21 year old
>>203315888reckon the only issue I could face in this advice is the drinkdadberg had a drinking problem when he was younger but managed to get the best of it and now can have a few beers no problem like any other ladhonestly when I start drinking I cant fucking stop. Its either no drink or 10 pints and 3 whiskys and stumbling home and being sick on the kitchen floor.
Yeah and nothing did. So what?
Hislop still going with the Corbyn is an anti-semitic terrorist talk
>>203315787When interacting with normies don’t go off on subjects like history and philosophy, you may think you are being smart but they simply don’t care Same with opinions about marvels movies etc being shit, I’m not saying pretend to like them, but you don’t need to unleash a rant on how they are not “cinema” most normal people just watch something and move on with their lives so don’t appreciate criticism like this
>>203315946aw mate do you ever give it a fuckin restpolitics n all that
>>203315857
>>203315946bizarre
>>203315957Im not an autist mate, not trying to sound up my own arse but aware of stuff like this. Know how to interact with normies and blend in. All this philosophy and history and /x/ stuff is just personal stuff I do in my free time, maybe discussed with my closest friends at 3am as a drunken ramble that they laugh at.
>>203315940this is probably more reason to moderate the drink. not suggesting go tee total but ending the night sick on the kitchen sounds grim to me (admit I'm 2 year tee total)
quick I better post something funny before things get sidetracked uhhh check out these guys doing jumping jacks!
>>203314014'avin' a pint o mead innit
>>203315957kek this is literally meI simply cannot resist telling normies how stupid they arewonder why I'm alone on Friday night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JgLFdNSwks
Big Brother is subpar this year lads.SUBPAR.
BRO BRO DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO? YOU NATTY BRO? THICK NATTY COCK BRAH? DYEL YOUR HAIRY SWEATY BALLS BRAH?
>>203315994used to think it was part of growing up but now having a few years experience (we start heavy drinking at 16 in scotland, and even then I was late) I realise it is properly grim and just makes your life worse in every wayhadn't had a drink for 3 weeks before tonight, birthday celebrations with my mates and I honestly felt a different man. Just full of energy all the time and happy. Reckon as soon as I get to the age where its no longer vital for socialising I'll knock the drink on the head altogether.
Didn't go to the shopberg so I have been reduced to drinking the P*not Grigio.
>>203315995hahaha but wait im an unco-ordinated spaz too is that what i would do if someone told me to try
>>203316041I don't touch alcohol at all but brotherberg is knocking back hard whiskey every single night No idea why anyone would want to do that to themselves
>>203316054more like...pinot egregio! ahaha
>>203316054Nuffin wrong with a big thick pinot.Between the mead and everyone thinking I'm a functional alcoholic, I haven't had to purchase alcohol in some time... don't even know what i'd grab to be Franklin.
>>203316054This bloke was Diego minus the implied shagging
i wish i was born in america but everything else was british
>>203316054DID SOMEONE SAY BEVERAGINO?
>>203316072cycle innitanxious and going off his nut because he hasn't had a drink tonight, not realising the nightly drinks are causing that anxiety or stressor maybe he is fully aware but the screaming from his physiology is just too brutal to ignorea lot of alcoholics literally can't quit without medical and professional intervention cause they'll either fucking die or go insane
>>203316095Would be nice to have dual uk/USA citizenship The world would be your oyster
wish i had dual us/australian citizenshipoh wait i do lmao
>>203316112quentinpilled
>>203316135Poor you lol
Reckon I should be grateful to God almighty I've got to 21. A lot of people over the world don't see that age. A lot of people get there with just 21 years of abuse and misery.Should be saying my prayers I'm a bad Catholic getting off my nut on the drink and drugs regularly
>>203316121Took me three years to realize that my "panic attacks" were just mild hangovers. I stopped living with alcoholics, and they went away entirely... strange that
>>203316154Do you pray directly to Jesus or God?
Dual uk/eu citizenship chads, rise up and Irish dance away
>>203316154bro this isn't 1120 most people live to 21
Praying to Odin
>>203316164Both mate>>203316173Lot of cunts round the world don't Black fellas and Pakis still have high childhood moralityCount your blessings innit
>>203316122>the place full of mentally ill fat people with browns flooding in everywhere or the place full of mentally ill fat people with browns flooding in everywhere
>>203316208Every day we above ground a good day lad
>>203316173fun fact: even in the middle ages if you lived to see 21, you could fully expect to live into your 60sthat whole dying at 30 thing is just averaging out the deaths of kids who die in the cradleif you survive dangerous mortality-ridden infancy, you can fully expect meet your grandchildren even centuries ago
>>203316242With the anti vax mentality we have now we are back to the Middle Ages essentially
>>203316242frustrating to explain this intuitive fact 1 million times but cunts still think everyone in medieval europe died at 30
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>>203315750linda carter
