Cheese editionPrev >>203311136
I can't tell the difference between expensive and cheap coffee
I got that Chase infinite social anxiety glitch
>>203315486OP is a rat molester
>>2033155269 out of 10 dentists also can't
>>203315542delet this
>>203315556Hanz up Don't choot
rat earl taught me how to glide
>>203315556You gonna piss your plants fatty?
what's the point of /dixie/
>>203315599im not sure as a newfag i thought it was actually for southerners but it was really just /extraflags/ when i tried to post in it
>>203315599keeps a few thirdworlders out of here
Asmongold and Hasan should just switch brains
>>203315526Multiple possible issues>you may not have enough of a developed palate to tell the difference>they may be brewed poorly, such that the end result isn’t substantially different>the expensive coffee could be rip-off crap that isn’t actually better than the cheap garbage
>>203315619neither of them have a brain
i shaved my head and beard and i also wear glasses, i look like a minion now
I like mcdonalds coffee still
>>203315619you should stop soymaxxing and take the ksi pill already
>>203315556Cheesed to shoot you
>>203315652I don't even like the real coffee, I just want one of those tasty frozen things.
>>203315651lol you should rub your skin with turmeric paste
I unironically order the super sugary "coffee" drinks from starbucks
I believe in america
>>203315639Asmongold has an average intellect, but I think he is good at conveying his thoughts
consent in the streets dissent in the sheets
I’m a full blown coffee snob and have learned everything there is to know about coffee. Somebody give me a PhD
Rage Against Coffee Machine
>>203315708whats the best drip coffee
>>203315659https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jXjjJdtyus
Loose leaf tea >>>>>Coffefe
>>203315691My negguh
>>203315682lmao
I drink coffee from a keurig mixed with vanilla coffee mate
>>203315721I don’t understand your question. Best drip coffee machine? Best beans to use for drip?
>>203315762best ground coffee to use
>>203315526Coffee needs to be brewed at a very specific temperature and then needs to be drank within a specific amount of time before it can cool offAnd that's just for it to be tolerable. Then redditors smack their lipless mouths and go "mmmm yes le refined black coffee for me, le gentleman" As for me, give me that cheap instant shit with cream all day, I ain't got anybody to look sophisticated for
>>203315731Teabagging my nuts > coffee
I like my coffee like I like my women Decaffeinated
bruh i'm tired of living like friggin amish country turn the damn lights back on!
anime?
How can /cum/ appeal to the female audience? We’re missing a huge segment of the market, we need more eyeballs so the advertisers pay us more to run ads.
>>203315808Half of posters here are trans, if that helps
>>203315791I like my females like I like my wineFrench, 14, and locked in my basement.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9ayrUQ22U0
I like brown sugar flavored coffee and mix it with brown sugar oat milk mixed with a spoonful of brown sugar and whipped then sprinkle a little brown sugar on topcompletely unironic
Active Shooter Alert!
Atheists still don't know that "God is dead" was a lamentation, not a celebration
>>203315832Kek, good one
>>203315803ive been wanting to watch something comfy from the 90s but im not sure whati tried to rewatch inuyasha as an adult but it kinda just actually sucks,
>>203315771I think the biggest relatively easy upgrade someone can make is to buy a burr grinder, and grind your own beans right before you use them, rather than using pre-ground.Idk if this is feasible if your area (ie if you live in a rural area with no coffee roasters), but if possible, you should shop around among local roasters, and find something that works for your taste. If you can find it, you should try and go for single origin coffees instead of blends. Single origin allows for a more distinct terroir, akin to what you’d get with different wines; most blends are just mixing all the colours together until you get brown.
white boy winter is approaching bros
>>203315856God can't die because he was never real dummy.
i am very conflictednickelodeon has a real krabby patty at wendys, i want one because haha funny, but i know steven hillenburg is rolling in his fucking grave over this so i feel like i shuoldnt
where do people go to weigh themselves without paying? i don't have a bathroom scale at home
>>203315808Step 1: get all these incels laid so they stop hating women
San Francisco Ni49ers
>>203315808Not with posts like these scaring the hoes >>203315832
>>203315827Those aren't women, and never will be.
>>203315905go to a gym and pretend like youre looking to joing and want a tour of the gym, and weigh yourself when they show you a scale
>>203315905publix
>>203315905you could weigh yourself on the luggage scales at the airporthard to get an accurate reading without getting naked THOUGH
>>203315905Publix ( convenience store in the South)
women ruined /r9k/, i won't let them ruin /cum/
>>203315938florida only
>>203315856What are you talking about? It's Christians that don't know that. Barely anyone's read Nietzsche, let alone The Parable of a Madman.
>>203315808fuck womemes we don't need em, we don't want em
>>203315939You've ruined yourself
https://youtu.be/PRGaf-m1V54?si=8O6MbP3xO-6UBv96This video made me realize that, as much as the internet gets shit on for ruining social skills and flaring up shit storms, I love that average, regular normies like the ones satirized in this video can be occasionally told once in a while "you are extremely fucking retarded and out of touch and need to stop being the way that you are asap" by a stranger
>>203315939/cum/ without women is just schizo spam and political bickering albeit
>>203315964list 100,000 things wrong with that
we don't need any more bitches here the one we have already kills the vibe
I remember when men used to complain about "Sausage parties". but now they complain if there's any women around
>>203315870Based.>>203315916Calling them hoes is going to scare them off sooner than my eye rolling joke.
ayo im finna
>>203315964Ableit
>>203315964that is preferable to the kind of "discussion" women would bring
>>203315951Area served Alabama (90)Florida (867)Georgia (212)North Carolina (54)South Carolina (69)Tennessee (57)Virginia (20)Kentucky (1)
No women allowed We have spinster but that's ok because she's a woman, not women. We're allowed to have just 1.
>>203315981only in florida
>>203315974men always have and always will complain about both, and they are right to
>>203315978dis brotha crazy
>>203315982There's at least 3Trust me
>>203315974if you are trying to get laid, you complain that there arent womenif you are trying to chill with the bros, you complain that there are women because you cant fucking be a real nigga around them
I hate women because they won't give me the sex that they owe me
>>203315974>>203315997I can combine both complaints into one: women need to know their place.
the parasites have taken over my brain
>>203316031month 3 of owning a cat
Find me a black gf who likes white boys or the dog gets it!
i hate how my life turned out to be but at the same time i know there's was no other way around
>>203316042LOL
>>203316017Just see a prostitute if that's what you care about
real niggas try to get laid 24/7
>>203316045https://www.doesthedogdie.com/
>>203316045So 99% of black women?
>>203316002https://youtu.be/oY-HyKBhtpg?si=97lqwlETvNZeozps
>>203316049jeet spotted
>>203316069wrong
Oh yeahThat shy anon was supposed to talk to the latina today (again) You here, boy?
>Este video tiene restricción de edad y solo está disponible en YouTube. What a stupid fucking rule. And they wonder why everyone just reuploads to mirror sites.
>>203316064>99%We will get those numbers up, Inshallah
>hurrycane >takes 7 hours
>>203316124i fucked them both
i wanna wake up from this nightmare
*squeak*
>>203316134And then you woke up
the old ball and chain
>>203316045Why? She's just going to abort your babies, and if you somehow manage to get one that doesn't abort your babies, she's going to divorce you.
Florida deserves every hurricane it gets
>>203316143Damn British cat
>>203316148You sound like a toxic mom
https://i.4cdn.org/fit/1728621274932562.jpg
>>203316148>abort your babiesOnly if dey maleBlack/White mix girls are not as horrid
>>203316166Huh? I expected being called an incel, but not that. Black women are the toxic moms.
>>203316167women erotic.sex with adult human females EROTIC
>>203316174>Don't do thing, it's gonna go wrong or you're gonna ruin itToxic moms say shit like this, haven't you watched carrie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ayXqWqS7zsreviewbrah has really been doing this shit for like 10 years he still looks as lizard like as evereternal
>>203316181starting a family and shit
>>203316187>using movies as examplesPlease touch grass.
my mom really fucked up in having me, she legit should've aborted me
i always say im latinx on job applications
>gif of monkey driving a golf cart around the townWhat do you think of this, guys?
I should buy a jeep
>>203316124She doesn't look like that.
>>203316205BasedI always write Americanx
>>203316206wasn't there a monkey from morocco who stole a car and drove it to spain
>>203316199caricatures exist for a reason
>>203316206epic monkey thursday
>>203316224>monkey>stole a carMight be a slight case of "mistaken identity" if you know what I mean
I'm off work in 3 minutes bros
>>203316252get a wendys krabby kollab burger and tell us how it tastes
>>203316252going to be working the entire rest of friday night
i wanna be a bum, but then someone will try to steal my organs
>>203316261Is that real? I’ll go if it’s true
Why do I keep getting "connection error" and innocuous posts flagged for spam?
>>203316308it isits just a regular wendys cheeseburger with special sauce that i think is just big mac sauce with hot sauce
>>203316307Yes, bum organs are the most valuable commodity on earth
>>203316252>>203316269what are your jobs
Steve BlowJobs
i didnt even know it was friday
>>203316316Because gookmoot didn’t want to pay for the bandwidth this site needs and went with the budget option
>>203316335So how long have you been unemployed?
>>203316329rest of friday night: software dev
>>203316307You wouldn't happen to be blood type AB+ by chance, would you?
>>203316349since the end of july
>>203316269I work Monday thru Wednesday and get 4 days off. Best shift ever if it wasn’t for the faggot 19 year old trying to boss everyone around. Thinking of offering him a ride home and just dropping him off 20 miles into the desert
watching reviewbrah for the first time in years has me unironically wanting to get fast food tomorrowi think im going to get one of thesehttps://youtu.be/XEvg_kBYcl8
>>203316382How would you manage that without him bossing you around
>>203316377>organs>blood typeNo correlation
>>203316382Lol Every time I'm giving someone a ride somewhere, I always wonder how they'd react if I suddenly turned in the opposite direction
>>203316375that's a cool job, how did you get into it?
Everybody knows windows copied Apple
>>203316384He looks like he enjoys BBW BWWM porn
stroke your little clittys for me
>>2033164015 years of open source self-learning, then an internship with a startup. the startup did very well so i graduated that initial position into a real one
>>203316424Everyone copied Xerox
Big Dick Energy
>>203316460the jewish phenotype is genuienly the most untrustworthy
you know, i could probably take down a grizzly bear in a 1v1 fist fight
>>203316394I live in America, I’ll just point one of my many guns at him and make him gag himself with one of my dirty work socks or something>>203316400I already agreed to give him a ride home once and just dipped out without him lol fuck that nigga, he stopped asking me after that
Linked moods between separated twins is an example of quantum entanglement
>>203316460Marge Simpson said it’s more like Maggie thoughhttps://youtu.be/4ptwFPs6fTU
glizzy bear
>>203316485Entangle deez nuts
>>203316096I didn't say I was talking to her today, I said NEXT Friday. Today is singles night at the bar, I leave in 15 minutes.I'm putting myself out there!
>>203316384Why the FUCK are his nails so long, what the fuck? Insanely distracting
can i ask you bros about measuring right quick is a half a portion the same even if the mug you're using to measure is like small at the bottom but wide at the top pls respond if you don't understand what I mean
i need some escapism
White people who LARP as Vikings are the White equivalent to Black Hebrew Israelites and Hoteps.It's Whites doing "we wuz kangs" shit, only instead of pretending to be kings, you're pretending to be a peasant rapist pillager from an Arctic mudhut.
>>203316510Well alright *grabs your balls and twist them* >>203316512Well have fun, and take risks. Your personality sounds cute 2bh
>>203316521Would you slice a pyramid in half to get equal portions or take slightly more from the top to balance it out? Hope this helps.
>>203316396
>>203316553
>>203316521Are you dumb?Portion?What unit of measurement is that? Just use the same cup.What ever is there - half of it is half portion
thinking about women
seriously bros because I don't like how it is looking I guess I can find another regular rectangle container to measure but I want to see if the mug can work that way I can do either a full portion or a half portion (right now I don't need a full portion of rice)
>>203316579what galaxy gas does to a mf
>>203316592Buy a measuring cup
>> 203316592I helped you and you ignored me, fuck yourself and your stupid rice.
>>203316431What is your favourite self-learning platform?
>>203316592This post makes NO fucking sense without context
>>203316584but it's smaller at the bottom. if I filled it up all the way and then used it twice for a ratio of 2:1 of water to rice then yea it makes sense but if I filled it up halfway with rice then filled it up fully with water is it really equal? I can't believe that's so, I don't want bad rice that's my beef
>>203316618It doesn't even make sense WITH context
>>203316592how fucking high are you?whatever you do do NOT look at this image or you will laugh uncontrolably
>>203316521>>203316592this guy is high af
>>203316646>>203316643Bro needs to not mess with the stove in his altered state of mind
you guys have regular basic bitch mugs my mugs are fancy
>>203315486Does anyone's paternal instincts ever kick in with images like this? It's like a daughter showing you something she made or found. Fucking hell, as much as I want to be a father someday, I fear that it may never be in the cards for me for the right reasons.
>>203316675I don't have any mugs
>>203316624Ok, use the same cup. Fill it half way. Mark it, then put the content aside, then do it again with new rice. Now you have two equal halves of rice
I love a good cute mug, but I got one from Amazon and the paint they used on it was dissolving into the hot beverages and it was awful. And it didn't say "for decorative purposes only" on it or whatever
>friday nightanons here now are the real ones
i never get (you)s in outer int for some reason
Fuck this thread, I’m gonna get some Marty McLarge Fries for free fry Friday, a couple sides of mayo, and watch YouTube.
>>203316700but the cup(mug) is this shape>>203316675there is no way it's a 1/2 measurement no wayy
>>203316713You will never catch me being real, never!
all aquarius anons are qt3.14s.
>>203316720I have a spicy thread brewing right now: >>203314989
>>203316724Two full cups is half of a bigger cup
>>203316735ik i already replied twice
>>203316687I was fine until you pointed this out
>>203316735I insta hid that trash when I was sifting thru the catalog earlier
>>203316726Yo, my name Daquarius
>>203316726I'm an aquarius I'm supposed to be smart but I can't visualize measuring cup sizes>>203316749THIS DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE
>>203316755Thanks!>>203316766Idc
>>203316687>>203316764I don't get it
oh crap, i forgot to back my bowling ball before leaving for the airport for my trip to hawai'i.do they have bowling balls in oahu?
I have never had a man mention Zodiac signs to me.
Choosing a vice [redacted] who looks like he's going to cry during debates probably wasnt a good decision
learning about the canaanites rn lats its gona be a comfy friday
>>203316811perhaps you just aren't that kind of special person to another man.
I guess I won't have rice tonight, thanks /cum/
how tiny is your clitties
They call me the mouse respecter
>>203316842this is legitimately what you desreve for not owning a scale or just being too stupid to use the same measurement for your rice and water and portion them appropriately
>>203316842what about apple fritters?
>>203316837That hurts me but it may be true.
>>203316811SameSome fucking lab coat went started some chat about cancer or some shit with me and I was like - fuck your astronomy, I aint no bitch
>>203316764I'm sorry about that, man.>>203316783Get what?
Niggas too fucking stupid to fill his cup halfway, twice, to account for the volume difference
>>203316811
business idea: box of face-eating weasels as a service
When you vote in an election you’re basically giving permission for another man to rape you for 4 years and agreeing you won’t complain
>he doesn't count each grain
>>203316850They call me Speedy Gonzalez
would women be impressed by my streak if being 3-time employee of the month
>>203316856do you use a scale to make rice? >>203316857I have I think 2 apples ( I better have two apples or else I will bring down this house) so maybe apple fritters are on the table
>>203316871Are you sad because you're daughter-fuing nazrin? Touhou characters are meant to be daughterfu
>>203316809Strange post
>>203316884would they be friendly?
>>203316889Wrong. Your right to complain is greater because you got off your ass and walked to the polls for this guy.
>>203316930yeah>rice bag say 45 grams is 1/4 cup>just weigh out whatever i needin the case of using 2 cups liquid, i need 2/3 that in rice so 1.33 cups, i just weigh out 240g or whatever that is
>tfw Jewish feds moderate this board sad really
/cum/ will still be around in 20 years
>>203316926why would you care what women "think"
you guys I'm in a new place right as of now, if I was at my main domain I would use my designated rice mug, this is the only reason I am posting about this sorry for disappointing you all I know you all look to me to be the super cool guy
>>203316926What do you get for being employee of the month
>>203316936you couldn't possibly understand the urgency in which i need my bowling ball. don't even attempt to understand.i just hope your ball-less existence is bearable.
>>203316955I don't have this luxury and also I don't eat that much rice on a weekly basis
you should have boiled them one by one to be safe
>>203316969bro literally just use ths same mug for your rice and waterlikedo you need 2:1 water to rice ratio?just put double howevre many cups of rice you putholy fuck man
Someone’s blowing up tannerite by my camping spot. Pretty based ngl
>>203316940if your face is tasty, then yes.
>>203316977NTA but when I was employee of the month I got a 5 dollar off subway card
Weasels are vicious predators
Rice
>>203316926>t. self-employed anon
>>203316989fair enough i will make a pot of rice and eat on it all week
>>203317006
i'm not the brightest crayon in the toolbox.
>>203317012>Gaddafi thought this was the most beautiful woman to ever walk the earth
>>203317012Muammar Gaddafi was obsessed with her. He had a book full of pictures of her in his bedroom
my asshole picked a really bad time to become tortuously itchy
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoLVXBT_3WS0VZRy47q0rl89tvDTOBgmEcome learn with me while i pop bloons bros
stroke your little cock
>>203317036Get the thong out yo bussy, playa >>203317025Why would anyone have crayons in their toolbox
>>203317036those are called hemherroids anon. they're like cute little worms that hang out near your bumhole and pop out to say hi if you push really hard.
>>203317031>>203317033Gaddafi died when he found out she is BWC only
>>203316932>Are you sad because you're daughter-fuing nazrin?I'm sad because it's only fiction at the end of the day.
Trumps daughter got impregnated by a Lebanese
>>203317036>t. doesn’t own a bidetthose are shit flakes irritating your brown starfish btw
>>203316994but the mug isn't fully equal, its like this>>203316675I am anxious that I will end up with more water than rice (I don't want to do this) I take my rice very seriously i have never encountered this problem before I need the /cum/ council to guide me please!
Sadam Hussain really liked Doritos
>>203317048> Why would anyone have crayons in their toolboxlunchtime snack
>>203317065just use the same amountyou filled it halfway with rice? fill it half way with water, twice
>>203317068he's just like me
dont stop stroking
>>203317058i am not lebanese
>>203316725I know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc> I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN> YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN> I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN> YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN> I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN> YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN> I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN> YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
Hitler preferred console games
>>203317077I will trust you because everyone else is getting mad at me. but just to be clear this doesn't compute with me in my brain head
The possom’s getting a healthy dose of antifreeze tonight, considering I used about 500 ml on a half pound of ground beef. Whatever it doesn’t eat will likely kill a coyote or some other shithead scavenger, not my problem regardless.
>>203317068Osama bin Laden was an incredible volleyball player
>>203317110...ok, based
>>203317068his favorite movie was the godfather
>>203317129This is illegal, and unnecessary
>>203317118Hitler was a lil bitch
>>203317135reallydo you mean itcan i be part of the kool kids klub now
Mahatma Gandhi never said he denounced January 6 violence
When condolleza rice met Gaddafi she was briefed to expect "long periods of silence" while meeting him
>>203317125anonymoushow much water do you put in ratio to your rice?double?1.5x?just put however much rice you want, and put that same multiplier water.if you want to use half of the cup for rice just put 2 half cups since you are scared of a full cup not being the same as two half cups [it is, the cup is made to hold a certain amount of fl oz]
Going to the mall tomorrow with momberg
>>203317083she should have gotten famous instead of the hawk tuah girl
>>203317167hitler's mom was literally hitlerwhat a bitch
>>203317161>duuuude just let le heckin squeak squeak good boi eat your brake lines and wiring harnessI’ll pour you a glass as well, homo
>>203315486mice don't actually like cheese.
where we gooning boys
>>203317206On your face
>>203317171Don't know - I have never been cool Me? I am HOT!
>>203317206can i join your goon sqaud?
>>203317205well I doI buy cubes of gouda from the deli counter and eat it in my truck on the way home
>>203317196what stores will you be visiting with tu madre
>>203317195so basically the mug is an upside down triangle right? if I fill it up halfway it's not an exact 1/2 portion is it? I seriously don't think I'm wrong
my mind is in rollercoaster mode, from suicidal to a bit hopeful to suicidal again just wtf is going on
>>203317196I want to hold hands inappropriately with tu madre
>>203317229A Halloween store, Ikea and maybe a couple other
>>203317234the mug is probably made to hold some certain amount of fl oz, probably 12, so it is designed to probably have the halfway point still contian half of the volumejust fill it up halfway twice you dope
>>203317205Oh that's why I can't catch this one mother fucker who's been making noise all fucking night
>>203317240You may have BPD, but you'll want to get diagnosed by a psychologist first.
the women situation is getting out of hand
>>203317240Same, no joke.
>>203317206347 N 3rd StSeward, Nebraska, 68434
>>203317240it's never happened before? have dramatic things been happening in your life recently?
If my mom died tomorrow I would go about my day as usual. Nothing of value to be lost there
>>203317248back off
>>203317253no matter how forcefully convincing you are I don't think it's a good ratio and I don't think the rice will come out optimally good but here I go! Fuck this airbnb though it's more trouble than it's worth I never wanted to argue with my /cum/bros t his much
>>203317280just go to a grocery store and buy a measuring cup
Wait, do you guys have actual mental illnesses?I thought we were just goofin' and gaffin'.If you have suicidal thoughts please seek medical attention immediately.
BPD and Exstacyconceited with no self esteemshe's a teenage dream if you hate yourself
if you have suicidal thoughts please kill yourself NOW
>>203317290No.
>over 300 replies>30 imagesEveryone here is a mobilefag
>>203317320i phonepost less than once a month
>>203317280Use a can opener on the lid of a soda can and you now have a good cup for single serving rice measuring
>>203317320it's called conversation sweaty. try participating sometime.
Should I smonk le dude wed
>>203317306>actual mental illnessesIn this day and age?
the only reason I DON'T post from my mobile is because any files posted will contain their original filenames unless I use 4chanx or whatever and fuck that I'm not that much of a 4chan addict
>>203317320>200 posts of trying to get this retard to measure his rice by hand whlle he's high as shit
>>203317348>>203317348>>203317348>>203317348NEW
>>203317341smoke a meat pole fucking queer
>>203317306They never learn.It's fun to see their delusions developing over time tho
>>203317329I don't drink soda but that would be a good fix if I did
>>203317383just use a beer instead
just got paid. should i buy a rolex or a barrett .50 cal?
>>203318790buy this fit