you are under arrest edish
Is Lee Cooper a good brand
bit of rdr2 todayjust landed on guarma
morning
>>203324402Holding off on making friends until 2025 is it Waited 20 years didn't you, what's another year
Need a Finnish aged gf
>>203324414morning bouffant lad
>>203324427Zackly mate, zackly
>>203324402
update on the blocked by protogf situation, saw she was listening to the new playlist I made at 2am on her lastfm profile despite unfollowing me, so she saved the link to my profile, 4D chess went to plan. seems I’m going to have to communicate through song like the pied piper
>>203324450enjoy your no games
>>203324475Enjoy your no sex!
>>203324427my friends are john and charles
>>203324486>>203324427and sadie
>>203324402MAY I STAND UNPOOPENAMIDAMIDST CRASH OF THE BIDET
>>203324450Not pictured: you, off camera, scraping his shite and pubes off your tongue
never played RDR2I played RDR but stopped playing it before the end of the campaign story, wasn't that into it. I mainly just rode about exploring and hunting.
>>203324485im a monk so ye i pray every day to resist temptation. thanks for your support!
can't stand rockstar games. video games should be fun, not interactive movies.
>>203324511never played RDR cos i only have a computermight play it now that it's coming to PC
>>203324511>I mainly just rode about exploring and hunting.you'd enjoy rdr2 for that
>>203324511You're a boring cunt even in video games
>>203324402unpopular opinion but id play it again if it had ng+ cos i want to keep all my shit
>>203324523video games should be whatever the developers wantand clearly there is a market for rockstar games because they're basically the most successful game studio in gaming history
Business is picking up!
i love cute posts
done a massive poo. if id done it in the woods people would think it a horse or a bear.
Once went out with a girl who pronounced the 'J' in fajitas, ended that pretty quick. Who knows what other bollocks she was going to come out with
>>203324511played RDR when I was a kid. then I grew up tried RDR2 . it looked fun but I couldnt be bothered doing the 3 hr walking between each cut scene to advance the story. games are just films with pointless filler. the analog sticks are really a gimmick like 3d glasses to make you feel more involved. it's a really great marketing scam that they convinced everyone the gaming part is essential
>>203324570>Who knows what other bollocks she was going to come out withnot yours anyway
hilarious that people think the robots were actual ai at that tesla eventso many suckers
Get the jam mallows in
>>203324609why
>>203324551would i die if i shagged one of them without a johnny
>>203324615to fight woke
>>203324630Yes
>>203324550>video games should be whatever the developers wantI never said they couldn't. Doesn't mean a walking simulator will ever be as good of a game as something like tf2.
>>203324615Shut your noise cunt
>>203324630never shagged a car so i cant say
STDS are punishment for casual sex
>>203324570niga dating peter griffinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dej-NfJ-6yE
>>203324630who's that johnny kid anyway
Guys can we PLEASE talk about something else
Pronounce it jah lop in ohs
>>203324640...
love Friendsmakes me want to go and see my friends
>>203324704raped him
>>203324693what's your favourite colour?
Got mates have you yeah real cool guy are you yeah fuck off cunt
>>203324742Green, like my eyes
>>203324725not seen an episode of Friends since Matthew Perry diednot because his passing impedes my ability to enjoy the show, but because I don't own a television
>>203324753>I don't own a televisionhow do you watch football?
>>203324749Dumb incel
oooh, friend!
>>203324704Right well that's all aussies done then
>>203324753think you can find tv on the internet these days
>I don't own a televisiontwat alert
drank 5 pints at tthe pub last night and didnt even speak to anyopnewhat a waste of money
I hope the jannies won't ban me again for posting Free Palestine in /zion/.Ah no, it was because I announced the sage.
she's right you know
Seeing all my mates right now int I, love you lads dun I.
>>203324765I only watch international tournaments and I can watch them on the BBC or ITV's internet players.
>>203324783what pints?
>exberg starts talking to me again this week>text most of the day, within reason, yesterday until she gets home (was on a trip) at about 2pm>doesn’t reply for hours knew she was going to be busy so whatever>ask her if she’s ok>messages me at 9pm or so saying sorry she’s out with friends and will reply when she’s back>replies at 10:30pm saying she’s going home now, and then to texts I sent at 2-3pm>just read them and go to sleep because I can’t be arsed to reply, bit annoyedThis isn’t a cuck situation to start off with. I’m not even sure if I actually like her anymore. Would you accept that people get busy like that or do tou think it’s pretty much just courtesy to let people know if you’ll be busy? Don’t know if I’m asking for too much here tbqh
>>203324785its so confusing
>>203324785how dare she suggest there is more to being a woman than pulling on your mum's bra and wanking off into a pair of silk underwearbloody bigoted woman
>>203324578explains the walking sims
>>2033247836.15 a pint in my local shithole, shan't be going again.
>>203324798carling, 4.60 a pop
>>203324812Have some self-respect and get her binned off.
>>203324812jesus christ lad i can't imagine caring that much about anything let alone a text messagei sometimes take days to respond to texts literally who cares
>>203324833fucking hell i'd rather drink my dad's pish straight from the source
I don't think the UK is suited for cigar or pipe smoking. Too rainy and no porch areas.
>>203324820what bit are you stuck on
>>203324833grimbo
nearly 11, day's almost over
>>203324812 No half measures, Waltuh
>>203324848it actually tasted good 2bh
>>203324827gamers just digging their heels in to make a point obviously. they all admit its boring and pointless but pursue it to the end because their too fa taken in by the grift like avatarfags who cant admit its just a mediocre blockbuster
>>203324835Yeah, not sure if I should or I’m just expecting too much.>>203324836That’s why I asked. It kind of pisses me off but I don’t know if I’m wrong for feeling pissed off.
>>203324812>>doesn’t reply for hours knew she was going to be busy so whatever>>ask her if she’s okoh deary me
>>203324852its so confusing somtimesto be a girl
rorke shitting and vomitinghttps://youtu.be/DWLmmDIMGaE
Is Chinese the most low status takeaway in Britain?9/10 times its people getting battered chicken, a slop sauce, and chips
>low status takeaway
>>203324911imagine how many meds he is on
Watching carluccio making a really nice looking seafood stew
>>203324886yeah but why
>>203324908every facet of society is like that. it's too expensive to spread the best stuff out to the masses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6SQH5p16_kyes lads fucking immense set this was get fucking on it lads yes lads it saturday cmon yes lads party like it 1999 yes lads cmon*does a little dance*
>>203324933due to woke
>>203324908proabably Wimpy, if they even still existsort of place yer gran would take you as a kid becsause it was a big deal in the 1950s or some shite
>>203324812she only texted because she was bored travelling
>a game has cut scenes which means the gameplay is pointlessI kneel to your subhumanity
>>203324911wish i could spend all day saturday naked in bed sucking her willy and boobs
frankly i'm too cold
>>203324911seen her willy before
rockstar gameplay>follow your gps to your objective, even your wild west horse gps>talk to an npc>npc wants you dead, or others want the npc dead>shoot dozens of mooks from behind a chest high wall with auto aimGTA 3 through san andreas were games
>>203324911everyone likes pigtails but we have to pretend not to
>>203324851right so every single cunt doing in the past was a mong
>>203324959m8 grans are from the 80s these days
>>203324976didn't ask
>>203324976'gameplay' is a literal marketing scam
hate when some jf sees your post from the /int/ front page
my local chinese uses the same fucking sauce for honey chilli, kung po and peking they just throw some cashews into the kung po
Why shouldn’t you just collect benefits if all you want to do is sit on the PC with the occasional incelwalk? Never found a good argument against it save for some moral posturing about ”contributing to society” or some other rubbish
>>203324976every game ever game play>go to objective>complete objectiveWhat. The fuck.Why hasn't this video game replaced real life? You mean it's just a game? Fuck off tranny
>>203324871kek remember when i picked up the vidya again after 15 years or so. cursed like a motherfucker when i played a walking sim by accident NO IT'S NOT AN ADVENTURE GAME YOU FUCKING NONCES mainstream gaming's dead fuck sake
>>203325022does anyone even still use those pages
>>203325031Because one day somebody will beat you to death and everybody will cheer on the assailant
>>203325030deport now
I SAID I NEED A FINNISH AGED GFAren't you gonna call me a nonce>Oh...I don't know...>Things have been rather difficult lately>Not sure if I'm up to it
>>203325031rich people won't get richer if you don't work 40 hours a week for fuck all
in bed smoking
>>203325048somtimes I check the most recently bumped 2-3 threads on page [0] of a big board like /tv/ but only for a few microseconds before going to the catalog
rockstar still pumping out content for gta online
>>203325078Might have to roll you up in the covers and smoke you.
>>203325031there isn'tI toil and keep a normie-esque life to keep the family happy, but if I didn't have a family to keep happy I'd 100% just do fuck all
>smoke you.FOY
Lil paki fellas whizzing around on scooters. That’s our economy
big british clock
*rubs your fat cheeks* arrr
>>203325107phworring and corring
>>203325116Is that Dave Lammy climbing up the side again??
Just got told FOY in /brit/
>>203325082fair enough its what we all did before woke and we managed
>>203325112crazy initdoes the govt make any money off them?
had like 200g of peanuts for breakfast
>>203325147why do you want the government to make money
>>203325162So they can supply abortion pills to white people
>>203325162I'm assuming that he believes that's the reason for the gov to import so many
>>203325147The paki landlords do
>>203325144Old enough to remember the introduction of the catalog and moot explaining in the announcement that literally no one every clicked past page 2 or thereabouts. Like no one on the entire website was clicking pages 3 and up.
>>203325159dangerous and downright stupid
>>203325176what is the reason
whats their stance on booze
the english could really fuck shit up if they wanted to just with the sheer number of them but they all hate each other and london might as well be another country
>I don't eat pork
>>203325167funny bastard want to offer him a few more leaves or maybe something a bit better
>>203325193low skill jobs need doing
well said owen
remember noko? remember losing your thread on /b/?
>>203325196>red meat is DEADLYBorderline genocidal
>>203325225LOL rest in pieces
>>203325219stop giving the wallaby your penis luke
A Ploughman's Lunch consisting of pork pie, ham, boiled egg, coleslaw, cheese, bread, butter, pickle and pickled onions (2024)
>>203325196Half a plate: chickenQuarter plate: vegetablesQuarter plate: potatoDrink: sugarfree cordialsorted
>>203325093really depresses me what's happened to that companyused to be the plucky dark horse of the industry, dropping controversial and boundary-pushing kinonow it's just another giant corporation trying to extract as much money as possible from each customer
>>203325196back in my day, we followed the food pyramid
>>203325225kek rest in piss
leftypol eating his 5-a-dayrorke having cocopops for breakfast lunch and dinner
>>203325260are you deliberately trying to eat like the most boring white guy on earth or does it just come naturally
>>203325260where's the sauce
thinking about my fallen brethren this morning
>>203325256
>>203325196this appears sensible.Can't argue with it really.
>>203324947fair enough!
when's the last time you had a proper cry
>>203325340Cry myself to sleep every night
>>203325317Much to think about.
>>203325340doxxable information
>>203325340can't remember I am completely and totally emotionally repressed to the point that I can't really feel emotions anymoreoh well life goes on
'due to woke' is my explanation for everything nowadaysand its right
are mcspicys spicy? had one last night when steaming and don’t remember it being particularly hot but my ring is on fire when pooing today
corr imagine if she fucking died
>>203325390Did you not see the food pie chart posted earlier? Mcdonalds is processed and unhealthy AF
We watching the boxing tonight lads?
i think people with big willies are less horny
>>203325404who's on
Japs, Chinks, etc. have small willies
got dumped ladsnever felt this alone in my entire life
off to watch wallaby videos
>>203325418Black men have deadly pythons
>>203325404no
>>203325432become hateful like me
Timmy Time
>>203325260thats not the portions on the chart. its quarter chicken and 3rd veges and no juice
>>203325471think sonic and his mates live on the mobius strip
big D pulled a load of girls at the club last night and took us all back to his hampstead pad for a small orgywhat a legend
>>203325432>no gf>feels lonely Exceedingly white post
>>203325461this is very depressing to see I'm sure the videos are even worse
Any "spends 2 hours after waking up in a groggy haze just pouring hot beverages down their gob unable to focus on anything" man in?
>>203325510this but trying to sleep and i've given up now
^ zesty ah nigga
>>203325511two ugly blokes
Tranny posting hours is it?
remember the first time i bought/used a dildo i did no prep and when i pulled it out there was a lump of poo on the top and streaks all down the shaftwas too ashamed to clean it so just threw it in a bin, mad that someone sorting that rubbish had to come across that at some point
>>203325511need to suck all their willies and tits
England is mine and it owes me a gf
>>203325511Imagine all the spunk thats flown around in that room
>>203325548what are you meant to dogood thing about normal wanks is theyre just grab and go
>>203325548the real shame is that you didn't off yourself
i had chatgpt make me a meal plan out of the harvard platethis is it lads. my life changes today. once i get on this diet it's over for you hoes
something doesn't add up
just been raped lads
what
the shaggers are all still in bed laying in their one night stand (someone's future wife)'s fanny juices
>>203325613alri joker
>>203325613Alright Joker
sorry, I would ask this on /éire/ if it was still around, but how does anyone afford to move out of their parents house these days? I'm making a little over €55k/£46k and looking at my options in Dublin and London and it is so bleak
>>203325613seems to be happening to you often this weather
>>203325510ktimers
Get the gyaldem hanged
>>203325432this will be me come decemberreally not looking forward to itand im jobless atm; having a gf is the only thing keeping me sane during the job search
>>203325627earn more moneydon't move to ridiculously expensive cities £46k is more than enough to afford a mortgage
>>203325627Don't live in london or house share
>>203325644*worshipped as size queen goddesses
>>203325644more like banged
all the railways
>>203325630theyre on the prowl
>>203325627>how do i afford to move out>names 2 most expensive cities in the british isles Don't come to london anyway there's enough irish there pretending that they hate england while living in it
i realisedim just happy to be alive~
>>203325677bit gay that
Going to the gym is so weird because you’re surrounded by these guys who have huge muscles but still somehow look awkward and like they would be bad at sports
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/oct/11/my-15-year-old-son-keeps-appearing-naked-in-front-of-me-accidentallyfuture coomer
not a fan of these tranny freaks if im being quite honest
>>203325621wish this were me
>>203325693get them wanked off
>>203325677me riding the lone alaskan railway
get them schliggedget them schlagged
get the trannies flung into the sun and atomised
get them slogged
>>203325677need one that just goes in a straight horizontal line from the west coast of France to the east coast of Russia
get them slugged
get my fucking cock and balls roasted over a fire and eaten
>>203325683I don't know a single person outside of those cities THOUGH
>>203325704the early internet was magical and it hurts to know it's never coming back
get them raped
could spend two days implementing something that might not even work for an extra 10-15% or just submit the project now and get a pass...... hmmmmmmmm......... hmmmmm
>>203325627youre meant to get a gf to get your mortgage with but im stuck on that step
>>203325738a light meal is it
and the latest from sir woke barmer
>>203325602gpt says this menu costs ~£149.70 a week
might wank off a black nigger
We're raping the disabled this afternoon.
>>203325753
>>203325722thats too kind, send them to Sagittarius A
>>203325776screamign
>>203325677Is it possible to go to Hong Kong only via train?
>>203325741get yourself into a house share in new cross with 10 other smelly irish CUNTS for 1500 a month
are we to pretend we don't know Chloe is a trans man?
Any of you cunts go to a retail store these days?I get up early and head out to get a few new pans, their website says "click and collect in 2 hours" so I reckon 'in stock' yeah?Get there and none of what I want is. Back home and just put the eBay order in, which I could've done from fucking bed - two hours ago.
>>203325800not sure
Room must stink after sex.Wish I could experience this.
Get my arse shagged with a phillipino man's tongue
>>203325776outstanding post
>>203325800not been in a non-supermarket shop in about 12 years
any of you lads thought about shagging your sister
>>203325602i hate avocado
>>203325800>"click and collect in 2 hoursdoesnt mean its available in store. means they move it for you in 2 hours
>>203325851
>Police discover drugs in bag labelled 'definitely not a bag full of drugs'
>>203325841don't have one but everyone i know with a sister is very protective of them despite them all being slags so i reckon they all do
>>203325838gotta be me now. fucking mental. right palaver.>>203325853it should be like b&q, "13 in stock, aisle 7". that's the only place im going to now. it's t'internet otherwise for me now me lead.
Australian clunge piss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlPpbTsUQpc
>>203325907mad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB3-CUMERIUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB3-CUMERIUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB3-CUMERIUdiego was playing this during the orgy
>>203325906if its in stock it'll say 'in stock' when you look online. click and collect means they'll move it from another nearby in 2 hrs. you're welcome to check the nearby store online where it will no doubt say in stock and you have go there personally
any beady eyes man in?
>>203325941buggy eyes me froggy
>>203325907no evidence of this
>>203325941Nah, big grey eyes me
just had hailstones there. very noisy but done in 10 seconds
think i might have another poo on the way
I like to wear suits even though I'm a neet. and not like runningonempty food review
>>203325980>very noisy but done in 10 secondsbit like meself
>>203326003alri reviewbrah
>>203325940nope, they've definitely got the stock in apparently. all other nearby stores say "c&c in 2 hours" as well.it's just dunelm. they've dun(elm'd) me.
But you can drive using your car's speakers perfectly fine?Deaf people are allowed to drive. Doesn't make any sense.
>gets stuck in your ureter
Will never leave york Take me away my nails will leave a sizable trail in the pavement from punch bowl, across gillygate to the bootham tavern
>>203326023they need 2 hrs to move it from the stock room. work to rule
Just realised its summer in Australia so all their schoolgirls are wearing skirts
>>203326023so why didn't you do click and collect
(8) it's a knife and you know that they're waiting for you to choke (8)
>>203326068women are gay and smelly
Bet when Emma Watson cuts the cheese, the whole place stinks for like 5 minutes after.
>>203326049thats earwax how did it get up there
>>203326087*checks the day of the week*You can't be here today
>>203326045but a bluetooth headset is fine?
>>203326045i often see pakis driving around wearing those wireless ear bud headphones
who do you think will win Chorwacja vs Szkocja
>>203326083can't be arsed with the "make an account" bollocks for everywhere you want something from, then you wait at the tills while the lass goes and gets it, nah, just let me go in like in the 90s and pick it up and buy it
>>203326049why i'm drinking lemon water
>>203326148Would tie my tongue in a knot trying to pronounce those names.
Huffing mustard gas
>>203326141I do this. I don't want people judging my music choices while I'm driving about
>>203326156well thats how the system works mong
listening to the new KSI banger on repeat
why do pakis watch tiktoks on public transport with no earphones
>>203326163why not lemonade
>>203326112*fades away hannah diamond style*
>>203326208sugar
>>203326245fair enoughi'm more a cucumber water man
>>203326289mad how much fancier a little slice of cucumber makes it
>>203326173dont be so insecure
R8 the kinos I'm going to seeThe outrun with Saoirse ronanJoker 2The substance
>>203326431all wank
where are the new posts?!!!!they've made a secret new and left me behind i knew it
need to start the crimbo shopping
Milk milk lemonade Around the corner fudge is made
>>203326466im a /tv/ kinoisseur. what do you know
>>203326475the new is in the oven lad, be patient
mcdonalds forgot my mayo chicken the night before lastis it worth putting in a complaint?
>>203326520corrr emma watsons wee and milk and poo
>>203326548Firebomb the maccies in retribution
>>203326548shove your fucking mayo chicken up your arse you slimy little gooey bender
>>203326520why would someone be walking along the street holding a slice of pizza>>203326548always worth it. cheeky wee email costs nothing and might get a 5 quid voucher
bit fed up of indians taking over the retail economy because they are fucking uselessliterally why did we import tonnes of them the last three years to work these low end jobs
>>203326613>>203326613
