British Virgin Islands edition
howling at the non conscious cucknadian projecting once again
>>203328667mental how badly he's mind-raped you
In high school sometimes my friends and I would pretend to be Brits by driving on the left side of the road while singing: "pippity poppity pippity poppity"
>>203328667mad how badly he's mindbroken you
that's more land gone then
>>203328704well the old blokes not going to be storming the beaches of Sydney, is he?
>>203328704thanks keir
do you lads have smooth or hairy arseholes?
>>203328667Sorry, you summoned me from my slumber? Sup breh?
>>203328704My vote if I were Australian: no, and God save the king.
REMINDER: THIS THREAD IS MONITORED BY MI5, GCHQ, NCA AND THAMES VALLEY POLICE
>>203328704insane how we have both a government and head of state that seems to detest the very idea of britain
>>203328732leave it hairy, I gave it a shave the other day and the stubbles make it feel like I'm walking around with a hedgehog up my arse
dubs and you all have to get in a line and rim my smooth pink arsehole
>>203328704Would this realistically change anything?The king being head of state in Aus is purely ceremonial anywayit's not like Australia has been paying tribute to the UK or anything
my thread was posted first
I don't think I am misspelling the captcha, I think it's just doing that deliberately to piss me off
>>203328732theres some hairs there but not a lot or anything, dont see the point of shaving it ţbh
>>203328748
>>203328772be quiet bibo
>typing out captchas
>>203328772Most people have you filtered mate x
>>203328772boohoo nigga
wtf there was a post in my thread and its gone now
>>203328754Oh, that's just the hedgehog I crammed up yer arse to get the crickets.
bibo realising no one likes himsorry mateyou're a yank strike oneyou've got a name strike 2 (and 3)
When are WE going to vote to leave the commonwealth? Fuck that gay-ass king.
>>203328772it was early, you should be grateful you're not banned for flooding
Saw 4 women in the superrmarket today that were taller than me (178cm)
guppin
>>203328704>>203328761wont change much i reckon, some positions would be dumped/renamed like governor general and shit like that
>>203328853what the hell are you talking about I posted at 306 replies this is unfair
is bibo schizo al mountain
>>203328854bet your neck is sore now
i only have sex with menot by choice but by lack of options
>>203328863oh my sweet summer child
>>203328856whoa, anime bum
/brit/ boys kissing each other :)
>>203328895has never happenedwill never happen
>>203328863That is early you moron is this your first day posting on 4chan?
>>203328611Life sucks until you make it. Using weed as a crutch creatively, Vyvanse as a crutch motivationally and alcohol as a crutch to reset has helped me not to feel stuck and hopeless. Always underestimate myself when sober. When high all inhibitions fade away and I just goPlus I think it increases IQ. I feel like the code makes more sense. To be honest I always struggled with programming until now. I was always more of an artist.
i did nothing wrong
>>203328832I keep trying, but he's all "I must keep up appearances. I fear the closest I'll come to the touch of a prince-consort is Camilla."Chuck. Chuckles lo Reyes. Bangerfingers McGillicuddy... toss me some quid and I'll let you turn me into your own little sosig roll.
>>203328907its happening now
>>203328912...yh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNypb0rODo8&t=84sWatching this got me thinking how weird it is that as long as something follows some set rules it's allowed to happen, regardless if it's obvious to everyone that it shouldn't be allowed and is just operating under a guise as a loophole.
>>203328920no it's not
>>203328865Don't think soThis is >>203328913
>>203328934it is rorkeit is
Filled with self hatred if I don't exercise. But the lack of self hatred makes me content to be a loser rather than facing my loserness.
>>203328939>>203328934
>>203328919
Genuinely not schizo Just a targeted individual which makes me look insane to isolate me so I don't make friendsI told my old mates from highschool what happened and showed them the documents and they were completely understanding and apologized for calling me schizo. Doesn't help that I've moved away thoughever.
why do some brit posters get upset if an american posts here but not an australian
>>203328962Just do some cheeky goblet squats, crunches, pushups and go on a walk fucking hell lad. https://youtu.be/ORRNaaf4t8M?si=IIQv5m_iekjlrkAo
>>203328999be quiet bibo
>>203328981You need serious professional help before you hurt yourself or someone else
lidl sausages dreadful
>>203329026This one is breaking the "No Avatar/Signature" rule.
honestly I've lost all interest in posting in this thread you guys won
tobert
>honestly I've lost all interest in posting in this thread you guys won
>>203329042Just turn the name off and stop spamming It's that simple
was at the beach yesterday. you guys mirin the tan?
(8) this that pretty girl mantra she a stunnah makes you wana swing both ways (8)
>>203329032
Right. That bellend has finally gone. Anyone got any good youtube videos to watch while I have my lunch?
Would like to visit Antwerp.
>>203329026!!
>>203329083The (8) is a signature too but diego never gets banned... how is that fair?
>>203329040what makes you think that? i dont have an avatar, nor a signature. im an anonymous poster
>>203329097folc
>>203329097Not a signature
>>203328913Thanks for the reminder. It's about time for my system flush.A moderate hit, or a week of microdosing psychedelics as work slows to a crawl, followed by two weeks of sobriety... leaves me hitting December running. It's probably just superstition, but since starting this process in 2020, I've written two metal albums (that haven't paid a dime), ten country albums worth of material (that paid my rent through the winters, and still trickle in residuals), and played on a few jazz and fusion albums (that pay enough to get a nice bottle of something, some clothing, and new shoes in the spring). Before, I was just spending my winters at the pub.
Oof, I feel sick. Take me to the NHS pronto!
>>203329098tobes is bradley posting
>>203328980That's right, Jimmy, a nice, firm handshake.You're hired!
do boomers reallyare nonces a modern invention?
literally every american who posts here is mentally ill
>>203328772fuck up yanky poopy mcsharty mutt x
>>203329088Ah yes a reaction image a totally sane person might post
>>203329083you like swinging both ways diego?
Going up to random Brits on the street and asking them to point me to the nearest NHS. When they correct me, I'll them I thought the NHS was an acronym for "Nearest HoSpital"
Irn Bru? More like nigger poo
>>203329089al jazeera live
>>203328999Aussies sound like Brits if they mispronounced every vowel.The closest you guys get is Bwoston's lack of rhoticity.We're here because we've laid eggs and they'd have to gas the joint to be rid of us.
>>203328962You think you have to exercise in order to love yourself? Makes sense you would come to resent having that condition on your self love
HAPAX LEGOMENON
>>203328636My homeland
>>203329165They still do this in Norway
>>203329193do you're asking to be directed to the nearest nearest hospital?
Ever licked a bird's teeth?
>>203329181...kinda
>>203329167No I'm just feeling nasty after beers last night and I'm out of coffee so enjoying a grim morning tea on /brit/ sounded about right. >>203329126I need to get back to work as well, I'm just not a fan of Node's structure and dismantling my beautiful vanilla Javascript but it's time to nut up and finish my site
>>203329239Yes me and my ex used to do this to each other, it was fun
>>203329249Did you get up to anything fun last night?
>>203329181Have you seen him walk? He can't not. He's not allowed within 500m of a school for fear he might take an eye out.
>>203329263no lol igot banned from anothe r clbu
>>203328704why would Aussies want a republic? it would just be one step closer to the China-isation of Australia.
>>203329193NHS isn't an acronym you daft yank it's an initialisation
aha! so i thought the mcspicy was causing my arse to be stinging when i poo but upon looking in my bin it appears i also consumed some of those spicy samyang noodles when steaming
You're very curious, aren't you?
>>203329284how did you get banned from a clubdid you get your nob out on the dancefloor again?
>>203329239weird choice of animal but ok!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1jWdeRKvvkthis is us in the future with AI musicculture is cooked
>>203329253A grim morning tea sounds like a fantastic idea. I might roll up a ciggy, put on the kettle and join you.
>>203329312dont know i was very drunk and dancinglast thing i remem ber was asking a woman if she kliked charlie's new album and i explained how she was wrong
>>203329284Take your cock out again?
>[Deleted]uh oh
>>203329026>[Deleted]
>>203329288DEAR GOD, THEY MIGHT HIT 5.5%!
>>203329339What are you brewing ladMade white tea blended with jasmine, oolong and green teaProper greng
>>203329288thats based tho
NONCE ALERT
>>203328636Where all British incels should be deported to. Also all Hiberno-British to Northern Ireland.
>>203329316What do you do when a bird shits on your windscreen?Stop taking her to the club on dates - she obviously can't handle her liquor.
>last thing i remem ber was asking a woman if she kliked charlie's new album and i explained how she was wrong
>>203329384fuck off commiemong
>>203328704Daft old cunt, get Wills on the throne ASAP
fight it quite odd that dutch football fans sing a lot of their songs in english
>>203329418what is he even doing these daus
>>203329447Bet its peng
>>203329447one eye on the screen, one eye on the pie
>>203329460corrrrrrrrr
>>203329460would nosh it all day everyday
>>203328636https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXxV9g7lsFE
Got my minge stuck in the toaster.
>>203329460wouldnt scran but I’d shag that jungle
>>203329367shut your chinky mouth zhao>>203329384no Australia is anglo clay
>>203329460
>>203329460had an exgfstein that was hairier than this example
yeah sniff that
MR ADVERTISER GET DOWN!! JANNARD, GET HIM!
bout to chow down on some peng munch
>>203329460So glad my gf only grows a nice fine blond bush This is grimWould look like you're fucking a man from behind
>>203329460imagine the poo particles that must be trapped in her hairy curryhole
>>203329511did her muff look like bollocks too?
>>203329373I got a few jars to choose from. Haven't decided yet. Probably puerh or earl grey - I think they've got enough going on to work with my colorado and double-claro trimmings.
anyone else get a stiffy from this
>>203329539ever shag her up the arse?
ever notice that Bradford in West Yorkshire is a shithole and West Bradford in Lancashire is nice
>>203329447I'd stuff her so hard she wouldn't be able to see str-Nevermind, someone beat me to it.
>>203329591used to loads yeah but not a big fan and it's a big hassle
>>203329592What causes this?
>>203329592https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fg6FBBbnzgA
>>203329499I thought we were Singh now.
mad how disease
selling drugs to teenagers but sneaking some tranny tablets in there just to see what happens
>>203329627adjectives
mad how fit they are walking out of school
poo zealand
>>203329537I'm curious as to what the profit margins on these are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcCOMm7_5-QGuys, guys, guys...
>>203329671:|
>>203328704what ever happened to top scousers like Henry or George? fuck me, even ol Vicky had more minerals than this tosser
>>203329655You get emotionally unstable addicts.Great for the wallet until they all decide to rob you on the same day.
Normalise deporting anticommunists to Kamchatka.
>>203329537Yankification is complete You'll be a republic before 2029
lmao /pol/ is so easy to rile upanother friday night well spent
if democracy is a brathen the monarchy are breastsand we cannot imagine a society without breastsest la
>>203329708Cringe
>>203329708Go outside and make some friends I'm begging you please
>>203329679>>203328928how are you finding these
>>203329671need to hold myself back from looking when i help mumberg with her shopping
>>203329692Vic swung boulders as she waddled. We've got a high holy day dedicated to the quality and weight of her stones.
>>203329627>>203329592Not sure haha
>>203329723democray is the breasts and monarchy is the bra. free the nipple
reckon the south koreans should just let me in the shag there women and salvage their birth rates
Enjoying a second cup of coffee out of my $1000 mug
>>203329799>$1000 muglink
>>203329749Youtube recommended this video to me. I don't know why.
>>203329708kek
I demand to be fed, housed and wanked.
>>203329756we got a state named after her. she expanded the empire greatly while disgusting little runts like Charles wanna give it all away. she's a top scouser
asked the femoid what she's going to dress up as for halloweenshe says "idk, probably a sexy cat"women are so bloody boringshe's lucky she gave birth to me or I'd slap herI shall be dressing up as a Klingon myself
>>203329873I demand a fat, cleanly shaven, one-man harem.There might be an agreement to be made here, but I doubt it.
Mental how Mexicans call themselves people of colour in AmericaWould be like Spaniards doing the same here
Curious how pro-Ukraine and pro-Israel posts on here use the same tactics.>spamming gore >callous sociopathy and calls for genocide>flashy military videos of soldiers strutting about >fake statistics and lies about their enemies >same flags posting in support of both (typically Baltic statelets, Slovakia, Hungary, Romania, USA etc)>kill civilians and lie about them being combatants>hysterical Anti-communism
Suppose I'll give this another bash. Aiming for over 150 this time.https://www.sporcle.com/games/g/world
>>203329708beta male behaviour*rapes your mum*
>>203329905She fucks.TO VICTORIA! Shit... what time is it in the land of Aus?
>>203329934yeah that is curi- oh wait phone's buzzing I have to get this *walks away and stares at the wall*
>>203329672stunner. id love to visit that volcano that went off and killed a few people couple years back, was that in north island?
>>203329809Wahey
>>203328636Can an English person move to live there?
>>203329934>>spamming goreYou do this>>callous sociopathy and calls for genocideYou do this>>flashy military videos of soldiers strutting aboutYou do this>>fake statistics and lies about their enemiesYou do this>>kill civilians and lie about them being combatantsYou do this
a cat meowsa horse neighs a lion roarsa bird singsa snake hissesa human... barks
>>203329967canada doesnt use dollars
I’m anti-vax simply cause it pisses off leftypol neeks
>>203329967Oh Bruce McCulloch, I do so love your antics.
>>203329972Not freely no, need to request permission based on your skills/employment or be extremely rich
mental how badly I mindraped him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uynI0gLxA7w
>>203329972not easily -
>>203329991We're not on the Yuan yet, Giles. Not quite yet.
>>203330009'
>>203329967haha heeeeyyyyyy *does a little canada dance*
>>203330009wtf
>>203329967in the future this will be like having a mug with 10 p drawn on it
shame how they probably don't have their hymens anymore
>>203330008Why did you guys vote that right away again?
>>203330073Alri Heathermong
>>203329992Irritating a group of people that are essentially a manifestation of a /pol/ projection is a weird reason to be against something like vaccination (specific or otherwise).Vaccination's a weird line to draw in the sands of politics.We live in strange times.
>>203330070
mental how me having brown hair and eyes simply makes me brown
>>203330034>>203330008Does this also apply to other overseas territories?Sad, I wish Italy had one in tropical places too
>>203330040:D>>203330055Feel like they'll just get rid of coins all together soon
>>203330073cured
poast moar
>>203329873Yes taken care of, like that chud in that video posted yesterday
>>203330000
>>203330077What do you mean
>>203330040>I know just enough about Canada to be hilarious.You made me chortle in my tea.
>>203330073bowing his head like its over
>>203330134Sorry about that, I'm retarded. I thought Italy anon was talking about Italy. My response to you was about freedom of movement between the UK and Europe.
>>203330115the only overseas territory a brit could get too without meeting an extremely narrow criteria or being fabulously wealthy is the Channel Islands
Tfw you guys will never experience to find the poopensharten in the only available cuckstool
three day poos worth brewing gonna be a fat stinky one
ltieralyl just yandwd fucking hell
huffing the boyfriend's farts
>>203330121hate his faux confidencethinking he's handsome, thinking he's hotshit, but a little wd40 and his hair is GONE
>>203330222do it on top of my willy and balls
>>203330132was just saying this down the pub
>>203330202It looks like a nice place, I imagine it's a rich and safe place like a San Marino of the British Isles.I seem to remember there being something related to diamonds there
>>203330115>Sad, I wish Italy had one in tropical places tooGet a US passport and take your pic
trying to get fat
>>203329973Nope
>>203330272>Get a US passport As if that were easy
>>203330244
Havent seen commiemong spamming gore or much else for a while actually
>>203330222>>203330244
>>203330329two blokes
>>203330225you alright mate
>>203330249um…
>>203330222Corrr You also get the rancid lingering farts that smell like rotten egg to signal the time is near?
>>203330222just like its father
>>203330282why lad
>>203330272It doesn't seem comfy, everything connected to the USA seems dangerous and violent
Oh! I should get some skills... employable ones!Yeah that would probably benefit my life in every way, I'll do some planning this weekend
>>203330263it is a legitimately lovely place, it feels a lot more British than most of Britain does honestly
ladswhen you go away from /brit/ and come back - do you read through all the /brit/s you missed whilst you were gone to stay in the loop or do you just pick up wherever the current /brit/ is whilst remaining ignorant to some parts of the story?
Guys. The secret to rejecting a tranny is not saying it's because it's a bloke in a dress. But an ugly bloke in a dress. Ugly still is preference. The more you know
poo for tea methinks
>>203330329
>>203330399I feed /brit/ into an AI and ask it to give me a brief summary of the thread
Apparently a British sailing team is in the America's Cup and that's newsworthy somehow
>>203330382tired of being skinny
feel like i shouldn't be surprised about boomers seething about culinary innovation but i am https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-13908111/Whats-wrong-cheese-beans-TikTokers-souped-humble-jacket-potato-fine-dining-fillings.html
>>203330390>it feels a lot more British than most of Britain does honestly Literally San Marino of Britain then.I imagine the Isle of Man is similar too
>>203330421looks satanic
get the migrants housed in san marino NOW
Thinking of shagging the British virgin isles
>>203329938would have got Switzerland but 1 second too late
>>203330399no i just scroll down and enter the newsometimes i have to do this multiple times if i have been away for an hour or two
>>203330475sick nonce
>>203330475Don't you dare
>>203330473i meant the channel islands but why not both, eh rorke
mad how every non uk flag here is me on a vpn
>>203330390I took a trip to the BVIs with some of the lads (one was supposed to go with the missus, but she left shortly after he bought two tickets... so we all went). I had an older English couple offer to adopt me a few times. Were they just being nice, or did they want a flappy-headed sex slave?
Any London man fancy a bum?
>>203330473roared at this
>>203330399sometimes I do a cursory reading of the prior /brit/ but mostly I just dive in and start making shitposts
>>203329957it's 12:15am
>>203330446mad how people actually read this stuffhow is an article about jacket potatos so longassume it's partially ai generated
>>203330520https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLg04uu2j2o
>>203330533I guess it's more acceptable for you to be drinking right now than it is for me to have this grappa in my coffee.
>>203330493Mate I got 166 and I'm retarded. How are you not getting places like Switzerland or Thailand but naming made up countries like "Cabo Verde"
>>203330520Do brits really go around grindr and such asking 'fancy a bum?' Omdzz
>>203330578he's using a phone and you're using a keyboard
>>203330539That URL is. Jesus Nigel Islington Gore Christ.
watching this againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPP5bD8xVhg
>>203329762curious haha
>>203330607Yeah exactly, he even has autocorrect. You know how long I spent trying to spell kyrzygstan?
did a lot of drugs a week ago and my vision has very blurry and it's hard to focus on things. Please don't do drugs.
farting a shit
>>203330659what drugs?
hope you gentlemen and roadmen have a beautiful day today
Might move to Kyrgyzstan.
anyone remember the baby head gimmick?
>>203330574I'm at work waging>>203330578I literally just said I was one second late to getting Switzerland, idiot>>203330648I didn't use auto correct. had to google Kazakhstan spelling
>>203330700would love to live in a place that surrounded by mountains
>>203330719Waging goes smoother with a pint every hour, just saying.
>>203330659oh dear. is it like bad 'visual snow'?
might move to turkmenistan
>Enter /brit/ >Ctrl f: yank
>>203330690Alcohol, cannabis, nicotine, cocaine, mushrooms, and poppers.No idea why i decided to try poppers. I Imagine it was the combination of poppers, cocaine and nicotine that has irreversibly damaged my eyes.
>>203330776would you prefer seppo?
>>203330776fuck up yank
sucking on the blood of an English man
aussies think they on the team baka
>>203330833kinky
709 kcal of spicy crisps down the gob. Better follow it through with some chocolate to settle the old tummy
>>203330790none of those drugs are even badyou probably just have shit eyesight
>>203330742>visual snowMaybe, it feels like my eyes are unfocused most of the time and I need to try really hard to focus them.
>>203330862fat?
>>203330863cocaine, nicotine and poppers all cause macular degradation. And I did a lot of each.Poppers also remove oxygen from the blood so can cause hypoxia.
new>>203328632>>203328632>>203328632>>203328632
>>203330901Not really. 82kg. Don't know where all the food goes.
>>203330907Bit early.
>>203330907Bit yanky.
i dont really want to post in that one
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