yacht edish
new RobWords
https://www.tiktok.com/@sitcom.hd/video/7398202807326608673
>supporting your nationalism team is globalistread that again mate, slowly
Everyone at new toil thinks I'm in my early 20's and seems surprised when I tell them I'm in my early 30's.On the one hand it's nice that I look younger, but on the other hand it feels absolutely shit being in the exact same role and position as people ten years younger than me.Might kill myself.
Have memories of severe chest pains and such and have no clue whether it truly happened last night or whether it was all a nightmare
Don't watch football Not a retard you see
>>203335488love that haircut
dangerously close to cacking myself
just ate some flavoured sardines on sourdough toast and broke my fast for the daywe healthy now bois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIhP9X4lsYI
the existence of blackout tattoos confirms that normoids regret getting tattoosof course they can never say out loud that they regret getting tattoos, lest they confirm what non-tattoo-havers knew all along: that getting tattoos is highly regrettable
Listen to me rorke you have to take off the maid dress right this instant as it doesn't make my fanny moist or else
>>203335507Get a grip mate, having a "career" with "progression" is a boomer luxury
>>203335505nationalism is inherently rooted in globalism if understood in context
>Don't watch football >Not a retard you see
Listening to Nine Inch Nails in my smelly bedroom
internationals are soulless shite because there's no real rivalry. countries fight but no country is fighting over football like boca and river plate will stab each other. biggest rivalry in international sports is USA vs russia over some geopolitical globalist bollocks thats nowt to do with any of us
being neet is the most freedom youll ever have
>>203335576really doesn't feel that way to me just a different kind of prison
Is it socially acceptable to worship Cthulhu in the modern age?
Love popping in a strong nicotine pouch before bed and having vivid sex dreams. Worried about accidentally swallowing it in my sleep though.
>>203335566are you trying to troll?scotland vs england for just one example is a big international derby people get hyped for even if we get beat 9 times out of 10
love when asian women have freckles
>>203335539reckon that lad was molested a lot as a kid to do that to himself
got be bop deluxe on
>>203335576If I don't get a job and sort my life out soon I'm gonna feel the next level down on the freedom scale where my atoms return to the earth.
really missing the gf lads
big fan of this new tiktok account i found
starmers Britain
>>203335553You just know that this guy self identifies either as a "classical libertarian" or as a fascist.Believes he that guy from Bioshock 1 or Mr House
>>203335566>USA vs Russiathe 2014 ice hockey match at the olympics was pure theatre. got me properly invested in the sport as a neutral
>>203335539really insightful mate thanks for that
no you dontthats not a thingbe quiet
>>203335576yeah living in some dingy flat and surviving off UC handouts is the epitome of freedom
Right haha I'm off to get another beer from the fridge *walks out the room and kills myself*
>>203335649Without loading it, I know this will have been submitted to /r/uk and the comment section will alredy have 2+ [deleted] nested comment sections.
>>203335649Things were NOT this bad when Rishi was in charge
>>203335612one sided cope derby by scots usually the non old firm scots pretending theyre finally part of something big . englishers dont give a fuck
>>203335662you're welcome
>>203335654just missing the fedora for the libertarian nonsense
I miss Rishi I miss the Tories
YES LADSGET IN THERE!!!
>>203335649Sir Dog Farter
bit chilly
>>203335597Cthulhu is a modern invention so yes
>>203335656/sp/ memes aren't culture
>>203335681Oh for fucks sake you stupid twatI'll go and get my own then shall I?*trips over your corpse and dies*
unbearable being outside surrounded by FREAKS who have no spatial awareness
>>203335649>total of 34 yearsso they'll be out in 12 yearsdo you reckon police ever wonder why they even bother
>>203335551No it isn't
this thread screams social conformity lol
>>203335699the scotland matches have the history behind them tbf and scotland actually used to have top class players, they maybe have one or two now (mctominay and robertson)wales on the other hand, now that's pure one sided cope. the world cup match was fucking hilarious
1950s style suit, pomade slicked hair, pencil mustache. Must accessorise with either a fedora, briefcase, or both.
Mad that if Rishi had just said "yeah we're going to shoot at any boats coming across the channel" he would still be PM
>>203335748*bumps into you*oh sorry mate mate mind yourself
>>203335758I support the posting of women
>>203335556She ever shagged a black one on camera?
>>203335768mental bale carried them to a euros semi final and then they went back to being shite after he retired
>>203335762well tell it to stop
>>203335782with willy!
>>203335708
Keir Starmer's 'smash gangs' pledge 'in tatters' after 12,900 migrants arrive in 3 monthsBetween October 1 and 5, 1,368 people made it here over the Channel. On October 5, the UK recorded the highest number of migrant arrivals in a single day this year - 973.
Every Tory and Reform MP belongs in prison
>>203335708But you were calling him an indian midget last time
>>203335762whys it doing that
>>203335776trackies and a tee, hair talc skin fade, tasteful stubbleiphone and the keys to my bmw
>>203335812zero dimes luke in the background there
>>203335759It is and is accepted as such by every political theorist - including those of the NSDAP - as suchI say this as a proud nationalist
>>203335762your mum is screaming for you to cut your toenails
>>203335810ahh yes zesty Malaylad...
eeeee...lsss
At pub
>>203335854No it isn't.
dog farts
>>203335751Less than that since they won’t serve there full sentence behind bars and no the police don’t give a fuck
>>203335768tartan army are retarded falkirk fans just glad to finally be part of something. same with england fans coming from derby county or where ever the fuck. they have no more reason to care about england v scotland than england v any one else. scotland england rivalry was manufactured by the same people who think the spirit of the blitz beat the nazis
Doing a poo
Winston Churchill wanted a United States of EuropeEurope, a single state with open borders from Romania and Albania, through to the UK
>>203335867i know this nigga look crazy without the angle and makeup
Why is rape actually a crime though? Just willly going into fanny
>>203335908mildly based
Sweet Prince…. I miss you…
>>203335932
hope croatia destroy scotland just to see /r/scottishfootball seethe
Need wankk
>>203335932Those are big aren't they
>>203335936reckon all problems would be solved if gareth and rishi just swapped jobs
Mental how miserable scots are, every one of themImagine being even more miserable than Englishmen, mental
>>203335932Vile
>>203335751worse, they got jailed for 11 years each so they'll be out in less than 6
>>203335969it’s the weather
>>203335959Kier and Rishi more like
don't know why people like autumn this oct/nov/dec runshit is fucking expensive too fucking busy too many people even heating costs going up it's all gearing up now soon as october 31 hits holyyyyy shit gonna ramp up really get going
>>203335936I miss Southgate tooNot fond of this bald spreadsheet fraudGive the keys to Tuchel
Hate the scotch
>>203335980and the smack
PLEASE RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF /BRIT/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC8s2OahR-Q
>>203335896>coming from derby countythat would be derbyshire you spastic
>>203335819this is how i feel when the canadian and the yank start screaming how everyones spaintwat
>>203335920saw that women cant do rapes in the uk because the law defines it as penis in vagina
opportunities to find a foreign bride are dwindling
>>203336032dost thou talketh to me?
>>203335908He hated kikes openly and praised fascism in the early 20s. And then took a U-turn after a failed career that led to the brink of bankruptcy a decade later. Only the war saved his reputation and made him filthy rich.
>>203336001scotch is an egg or type of whiskyscottish is the correct adjective for people from scotland
>>203335949
>>203336034it is penis in fanny, bumhole or mouth
im going through 'eroin withdrawal
OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!
they can't read
>>203336060want her to sit on my face if you get me
>>203336073major tune alert
>>203336077Maybe write better books, retards
catberg looks so polite today
>>203336091i don't follow
>>203336077who the fuck is reading three books a weekget a grip
>>203336077nah it's almost as if these long books written by a mega faggots that serve no purpose are just grifts and intellectual masturbation and propaganda
I'm Straight Up Not Having A Great Time.
Just saw some women being threatened by dangerous woke trans incel ideology but the public stepped in and the matter was concluded safely
>>203336078Love tattooed women because I instantly know they're mongs and not to give them the time of the day
>>203335969I think it's mostly the Irish element that makes them bitterJust that enduring resentfulness
>>203336077dunno if i've ever read 3 books in a single week unless they were really shortmaybe i could force myself to but i wouldnt digest and understand them properly, seems counterintuitive
>>203336159To be fair mate someone like you shouldn't waste his time on books
>>203336164
State School education lolGot to Oxford and got exposed lmao
tfw you'd go to the canteen and your "friends would be gone and you spent all of recess trying to find them only to find out they were hiding from you the whole time
>>203336020dont care. scotland doesnt have shires i have no obligation to care what they are
>can't read 3 books a weekTell me you went to state school without telling me you went to state school
>>203336119i want to lie down so she can plant her vagina and arsehole directly on my face so i can lick them for mutual sexual satisfaction. help any?
>>203336220we all know that feel bro
>>203335466After London which town should I stay at >York>Isle of wight>Knaresborough>Whitby>Staithes
hes got a new obsession i see
>>203336227>lanarkshire>renfrewshire>dunbartonshire>ayrshire>aberdeenshire
>>203336268Luton for a laugh
>>203336227Mental how retarded you areShould be killed really
kill yourself heatherfreak
>>203336268ambleside lake district!!!
two legstwo armsall you need
time to read
>>203336319bloody nora
Might buy a kindle
>>203336319Would love to stick a boot up her cunt
>>203336319jesus imagine how hard it must be for her to walk
What's your plan for Saturday night, lads?
>>203336207gutrot
>>203336319corr probably set off the richter scale there
>>203336268When're you going
>>203336362Will probably have some dinner and then go to bed
>>203336362grindrtoil
>>203336362Need to get finished with this mental poo before I can start thinking about that but perhaps nothing at all
fucking hookers should be cheaper than buying a dinner at a restaurant the entire economy is fucked until we can achieve this
going asda soon, going to make a big curry tonight then get on the beers and play a bit of xbox laterproper love saturdays
>>203336362Go pick up a slag somewhere and get every STD ever invented
>>203336220memory unlocked
>>203336362sit alone watching boxing stuffing my fat face, you?
>>203336404Maslow's hierarchy of needs innit
used to sit in the bathroom at lunch in high school pretend I didn't exist for an hour
>>203336319Corrrrrrr…
>>203336362going gig
sterilise the lower class
>>203336457what do you play?
seen sparkling red wine in the shop earlier didnt know it existed what's it like?
>>203336480Dunno
>>203336461this would unironically solve so many problems in society. not sure why its not taken more seriously as a policy solution for basically everythingwithin one generation:>povertygone>crimegone>littergone >suffering gone
>>203336274i mean this 100% unironically and literally genuinely they are faked
>>203336480vimto
really want to get cucked by a black fella
Glasgow's a fucking shithole
>>203336429Sounds good I'm off out for a few pints myself thanks for asking
a horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!
>>203336525been there, done that, was not worth it
>>203336513she needs to get her ring out
still thinking about how insane this would beeuropeans have done a lot of research into it, especially the dutch lot of these intravenous DMT clinical trial papers around
the historic name for the region around the clyde is the county of lanark. it was only called lanarkshire to make it seem more consistent with england
>>203336500how can council areas be faked
/brit/ boys kissing
lad who forgot what he wanted to do about an hour or so ago here. i've just remembered what i wanted to do.
>>203336560didn't arsked
>>203336573and? what was it
still thinking of black willy in my mouth
>>203336588did: >>203336564
>>203336513and whats the point of posting this mediocre girl? kys you incel freak
>>203336560it’s still a shire though. it has been called lanarkshire for ages and was ruled by a sheriff like all the shires in englandread about the davidian revolution. are you unaware of your own country’s history
genuinely think I'm too institutionalized as a NEET to get a job at this point
>>203336513that birthmark is utterly hideous
>>203336560>the historic name for the region around the clyde is the county of lanarkOh yeah? So it's always been English then
>>203336513Glasses Katie was the only reason people watched
>>203336513Phwoarrrrrr
where is the best place to buy a balaclava and a baseball bat?
>>203336606good post this general fawns over munters it's ridiculous
considering my options
>>203336622it’s never been english cause it’s never been ruled by england apart from temporary occupation in the wars of independence
>>203336654sports direct
>>203336560It's been Lanarkshire for almost a millennium
>>203336680another mid girl is it? spamming/flooding is it?
>>203336557>intravenous DMT
>>203336657you're not much a looker yourself
>>203336680fucking ugly
sports erect
>>203336615Myself also.It's a real thing. People don't get it unless they've lived it.
mad how much alcohol feeds into all my other bad habitscouldn't live without it thoughever
watching scotland croatia on a polish stream because i dont want to give them the satisfaction
>>203336724fuck off you fanny
Think I may have to have a wank at this rate
>>203336735bet you could if you really tried
>>203336742Give who satisfaction?
>>203336715Virgin
>>203336761kys spamming incel retard
>>203336735booze makes me feel shite but I do it every weekend for that few hours of bliss
what's your favourite mythical creature?
>>203336779ghost of kyiv
>>203336779Englishman
>>203336779integration
>>203336779jesus
>>203336608my gf has a similar body type to the left
>>203336754viaplay and SFA knowing that i care even one iota about the game. i hate scotland
>>203336844quasi-nonce
mad how I was a late bloomer and looksmaxxed hard when I was in my late teens and suddenly women would tell me I'm really charming and mature for my age, despite me actually being an autistic class clown spastic freak, just because I was handsome and dressed well
p-p-please stop doing war crimes with our weapons
In bed
in a kebab mood
need a bf
>>203336904peacekeeper is such a funny term to me
consider, if you would, the thames
There's always a joker in the pack
dead thread
>>203336879Yeah?
>>203337011rorke pintrorke thumb
>club rivals putting aside their differences uniting like a power ranger or transformer to play for the national teamsoy
>>203337011no worse tasting than a normal pint of carling
>>203336678good shout but all their ballys are polyester and i dont like the feel of it on my skin
>>203337011bro why is it literally all foam
>>203337044Based.
>>203337093pal pranked him by putting soap in the taps
>>203337093foy
due to woke
billy gilmour (UVF) should be throwing punches ar anthony ralston (IRA) right now
>>203337028but he hasnt really done anything yet, right?all i read is rumours of what's going to be in the budget. and they're just that, rumours.
SHE'S ONLY 18 YOU SICK FUCK
>>203336944https://youtube.com/watch?v=bCPxE263-00
turns out the real nations league was the friendships we made along the way
>>203337166too old
>>203337166these days its more like she's 52 but you're 62 you sick fuck
He was brave Not saying I agree with his conductBut he stood up against government oppression you know
>>203337028honestly about right putting him second to truss in the shite stakes
>>203337194Peter Beardsley?
enjoy looking at carribbean islands on google maps
>>203337215lel
>>203337225...yh?
>>203337241time to get the billionaires locked up
>>203337241get the excons wanked
>>203337257yeah
britain needs an economic niche
why didn't the tories build more prisons
what ever happened to that latina prison officer lass who shagged the bbcs in jail
>>203337276we're already world leaders in JOI pornographysimple grow the existing market
my favourite year was 2013 and none since have even come close
Sir Keys To The Yard
He died for a causeStood up against the big hand Which is more than literally 99.99% of humans will ever do
>>203337318my life collapsed in 2012
>>2033373182015 for me
not sure what to watch tonightat least while i cookmight not watch anything later on and just play some more rdr2real end times for the boys up in beaver hollow
>>203337276we need to export barm cakes
>>203337276I thought money laundering was Britains niche
>>203336989very ugly
>>203337357>>203337358didn't ask
>>203337318all been downhill since 2004 for me
sir queer farter
>>203337433t. (b.2004)
>>203337440>>203337440>>203337440
>>203337404so what
I'm the most pathetic here. I don't do something else and occasionally look over at /brit/. I stare solely at /brit/ watching and waiting.
alex slamond is deed
>>203337473Waiting for what
Mental how all the most based men are Irish
>>203337449na was born in 1992
>>203337333
>Scotland's former First Minister Alex Salmond dies age 69
remember in 2016 when i was at my peak /pol/ phase and i thought if bernie sanders were elected in 2020 i would start living in north korea or somethingcrazy how you can get your perspective skewed by echo chambers like that. i bet brexit would have never happened if all that right wing momentum from trump didnt exist.
