Revelation edition
Holy FUCK I am so mentally ill
>Gets utterly slammed>Turns on the Spanish VPN to pretend nothing's happened and he isn't actually fuming in his childhood bedroom
>>203343516got the new in by the skin of your teeth lad
YUUUP!
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-fizxoEOKU
>>203343545
Only you can glue my blue andBroken, shattered, battered porcelain heartTear my soul apartSo dark from smoking poisonToxic, tainted love
cute kid and funny furry
>>203343556Tell me about it mate. Sat here with beads of sweat on my forehead now.
>>203343516You would fuck this British rose
all in herehttps://boards DOT 4chan DOT org/int/thread/203341666https://boards DOT 4chan DOT org/int/thread/203341666https://boards DOT 4chan DOT org/int/thread/203341666https://boards DOT 4chan DOT org/int/thread/203341666was shared first
>>203343545squealing
Remember Zoe Salmon off of Blue Peter
>>203343596how long did it take you to come up with this gimmick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw_Gtwdnp1Q
>>203343612yeah she was FIT
ah jus pished mysel en dundee spoons
>off ofFUCK OFF YANKUCKOFFYANK
>>203343639scremaign
>>203343615the time between posting the OP image of that thread as the new (>>203343469) and the post with the DOT link
>waheeey lads just got on, watching telly ahah>no i didn't just spend get bodied crying my eyes out over frogs wdym?
Rorkes dream girl
>>203343612Remember her? She's in bed with me right now x
>>203343675she looks lit kyogo
>>203343675Would tbf
Where is his wife during these prolonged meltdowns on weekend evenings?
>>203343672
r kelly made some good choonsshame he's a wrongun
>>203343680
>>203343585>Boiled ham>Boiled potatoes>Boiled carrotsThats a bong
>>203343702why do you care
watching bangkok chick boys
ridiculous how my job is so interesting, if i share what it is in here, everyone will just call me a massive liar
>>203343752I'm OBSESSED
>>203343756makes u think...
imagining the hypothetical scenario wherein fit birds have fannies and knobbards
>>203343778masking your answer with irony are wethe dtfic special
>>203343675so much self hatred
>>203343721
>>203343545fucking raped him
>>203343771Feel the same when I tell people I’m the machine operator at the electroplating factory
>>203343797double tacos, filling inside? cheese.
>>203343756>[Deleted]what did he mean by this?
>>203343797What do you think the real answer is?
>>203343675proper high quality image, that
>>203343757i'm off to the BP garage for a mushroom slice
Rorke watching cuck porn and self inserting as the bloke sitting in the corner jerking off and watching Leftypol watching cuck porn and self inserting as the woman
>>203343803>so much self hatredreckon only darkoids say this
>>203343771what is it then
>>203343516Somehow told me to ask a girl out from my gym. I told them I don't look handsome so I will never ask out a girl at the gym
wolfed down that haddock and chips a little too fast and now I feel a bit sick
>>203343855mental illness
>>203343816
>>203343894Ok frogposter
>>203343780>>203343853Janny deleted my post and gave me a warning for saying something bad about Trump / Elon Not the first time.I've been banned just for making a single truthful joke about Elon before.It's because the jannies are yank republican and want to stop anything that makes their side look bad
>>203343900Isn't that basically what I said? You seem to be really invested in me and my interests.
>>203343756>>203343780>>203343853Spainpaki pivoting to his next tedious cope which is... Trump and Elon. The meltie just doesn't end does it.
>>203343883i'm a royal guard. yes, with the hat.
>>203343928have sex please mate cheers
>>203343930no obsession does not always = mental illnessyou are disabled
>“Well, whether it’s a referendum or not, I think Scotland will be independent in my lifetime.” - Alex Salmond (1954 - 2024)
went fishing today and caught a fish. took it home to eat it. gutted it and it's wrapped up in the fridge waiting to be scranned now. it lush lads.
>>203343942Just stand there all day not talking is it? Sounds fun
>>203343913
>>203343934Shut it janny, I'm not spainnonce but I could snap your virgin freak spine in half like a twig
>>203343928have a feeling those aren't relevant to British culture
How we doing lads?
>>203343957Tha e seachad
>>203343965nah i was lying
>>203343953I'm not though I'm tall, white, well educated, handsome, big cock, etc.
>>203344022Dreadful, thanks.
>>203343970
>>203343942fake and gay
>>203343942"royal guard" isn't what they're called, you'd know that if you weren't bullshitting
>>203344022This morning l had a migrane and threw up.
>>203344022can't complain
>>203344009Consider that the jannies will allow endless AI generated interracial cuck porn spam and pictures taken non-consensually of school girlsYet mention a single factoid about Elon and you're bannedI think that tells you everything
>>203344038blog on
sucking a ballbag
>Pay voice actors*leaves room but returns a few seconds later*>D-did you pay 'em yet?
>>203344092I'm a homeowner with a car, too.
Is that ludwig show any good lads? Quite like David Mitchell and Karl Pilkington.
Think I'd buy 50% of /brit/ a pint and wouldn't want any association with the other 50%
How's Project GF 2024 going, lads?
>>203344120>Karl Pilkington.he's only in the last ep for one scene
>>203344045
>>203344116>>203344092
>>203344112>person that does job would like to be paid for doing said jobNot exactly breaking news is it
The single greatest thing about making meatballs is that...
>>203344129gone bad with the tradfugot a new like on hinge from a large one thoughunknown
>>203344128Just buy me a half
>>203344128Yeah?
sucking on a meatball
>>203344135Ok, but is the show any good?
>>203344129been together since june
>>203344140https://x.com/ShitpostGate/status/1844984403463639231
>Virginia Giuffre endorses Trump>Rumours of Tim Walz paedophile bombshell story dropping this weekend>Suddenly discord trannies and bot posts about Trump and Diddy all over social mediaThey're really coping and desperate, lads.
Duffy - (I Think I've Just Been) Raped
>>203344129made the toilfu laugh multiple times this week if that counts
>>203344190noticed this as well
>>203344190>Theywho?
>>203344129had one, she was a nightmare and turned me even more mentally ill that I was previouslynot sure I'll bother with it again
>>203344190Had a look online and saw none of this, is this actual news or just /pol/ slop
>>203344022Doing better than Alex Salmond LOL
Hope Trump wins then dies then we have JD Vance finally an alpha chad in charge of America
>every breath you take i'll be watching youwoah take it easy there, sting
Do you think there are rapists who draw the line at being a nonce or are they all part of the same pack?
>>203344213she would never release a song like that
>>203344272twitterslop really
>>203344295>alpha chadCannot be one of these with a jeet wife unfortunately
>>203344339so /pol/slop lite, got it
We need to get rid of whatever the fuck Scottish law is, remove all things that separate Scotland from the rest of BritainThis bullshit regionalism needs to end
>>203344272Well in 24 hours when the bombshell nonce story hasnt dropped we'll see. Lots of pics of Trump with Epstien and Diddy its not a new thing.
>Woke up today, looked at your picture just to get me startedWhat did he mean by this?
>>203344326I only rape heavyweight mma fighters
>>203344305you could tell me this bloke is iranian and i wouldn't know better
>>203344368we've all been there
>>203344129went out with a nice lass who didn't want to go out again. Gave me some "met some other guy" story which isn't true since she's still on Bumble to this day.Anyways I cant be bothered with the dating shit for a while, so it's gf 2025 now.
alex salmond statue when
>>203344364asf had a glow up lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km3agvlyRmM
>>203344112AI does the whole show with a 30 second voice snippet VAs are unnecessary
>>203344364Based Scots must accept that they are English
>>203344366sure bro just two more weeks
>>203344366yeah there are pics of Trump with the Queen, Michael Jackson, Snoop Dogg, your mum probablyhe's met pretty much every household name celebrity
>Scotland is a country not a cou– ACK!!
>>203344468>>203344461yeah?
>>203344364regionalism is good thoughyou only get regions cooperating once they get to be small enough to actually need one another's help all the problems in the world are caused by countries whose size leads to to behave unilaterally
fucking hate how even Tories keep calling Britain "the union" as if we live in some ongoing union like the USA or EU, and not a singular nation state founded by an *act* of union
>>203344506that's you done thenback to crying over frogs is it?
>>203344510>regionalism is good thoughRegionalism in this case means regional nationalism
@203344428Avatar or signature use.
l dont get that reference so l'm just gonna ignore it
BLEH!
>>203344550its the same process. we need ever increasing devolution
you got me begging poo for a weewhy wont yuou just eee wee
so how's the business in the union
ra ra rasputin
>>203344562reference my balls, you can find them in the appendices or ya mum's mouth
nationalism shnationalism
>>203344643just get her shagged ffs
The assassination of the outlaw Alex Salmon by the coward David Cameron
>>203344655mikey already did
>looking forward to /bbuk/ all day>check tv guide>they're doing the fucking thing where they don't have a saturday episode again this yearFUCK SAKE AAAAAASASWADWMKASKMALNDASNAKSKL
>>203344643two kilos of ice cream. every day.
>>203344643wonder how amazing it felt for her to have a big willy slide in her fanny for the first time corrr
he was part of that whole yale thing
>>203344709love this meme ahah x
Can't believe that the salmon lad is gone xx rest in peace nigger xx
Really think I should've gone to France to shag Candice
>>203344764screaming
thought the ugly french girl was a lesbian
sturgeon death when
The lads as it were
>>203344853she'll get shanked in prison
>>203344858The lads
Grown British men out in Saudi being walked out by Saudi princes like escorts
Ronaldo is THAT goat.
>>203344858wahey
>>203344858Wonder what Xi is like IRL
>>203344858poor xi cant take in a city game any more cause the fucking yanks got jealous and insecure again
>>203344877Arab men love holding eachother hands
adrian melty
>>203344877gay nigga
>>203344877for me it was one of their wwe events when the saudis wanted yokozunahe was dead so they got some random fat sumo lad in
>>203344858didn't know xi was a glory hunterunfollowed
>>203344895probably terrifying tbqh
/brit/ during the 2014 referendum was mental only oldfags know
>>203344934describe it for me
>>203344951very annoying and stupid
>>203344858remember as part of this sun jihai got inducted into the national football hall of fame
>>203344951its a troll post /brit/ wasnt around then
hot bath is loading. oh its gonna be lush
wish i could beat the shit out of my best mate and just leave him a bloodied mess he's so pathetic
>>203344934like /sp/ on 9/11
>>203344989hate the way my willy floats to the surface cant have baths.only showers for me
>>203344913they're also not going to demand a tip for doing absolutely fuck all and then mix your drinks wrong when you say nah
>>203344877are the saudis cool or nah
>>203345014you keep that to yourself
Proper grim when you see a lass and think "corr she looks good for 50" and then it turns out she's like 32
>Guy who thinks Xi Jinping is trans and that his pronouns are xi/xer
*scores a goal*YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!
>>203344913Adrian mate sort it out
>>203345031one of them gave me a wank for free once
the biggest redpill on irish diaspora put to film
>>203344934one of my first /brit/ experiences that
>>203345014odd thing to worry about
>>203345046this will only get worse when zoomettes get olderyears of clown make up, vaping and slop diets will make them look like shit
>>203345051*comes home*
>>203345085Couldn't take this seriously when they did those big street battles with like 50 lads in three different gangs, looked like a video game
omds i didn't realise he was having an actual melty
>>203345085wish someone would edit cameron diaz out of this film
>>203345107how? the tip of my willy touches the surface and then reminds me i need to wank so i do and the cummies floats around in the water like the way a fish or something procreate
>>203345133does he think they are real autonomous robots?
>>203345085damn, didn't know daniel day lewis was a woman
Unbelievable that this isnt a man. Even more that its married with kids
>>203345140wish someone would edit you out of the film of your life
how much you reckon these houses go for?probably the only reasonably priced places in london
>>203342714took me a while but not 3 months of lurkingi remember one of my first posts being a thread on /b/ asking for runescape rule 34 in an autistic way like "POAST RUENSKAEP RULE 34 NAO!!!!" just to try fit indon't think it got any replies, board was extremely fast moving
>>203345177Bitch looks like the Great Khali lmao
>>203345191that's called a plane m8
>>203345222now THAT was a wrestler
Salmond fuckin died lmao
>>2033452571888 and 1967 twitter smashing up their smelly bedrooms
>>203344643Need her on jacquieetmichel
>>203345191Is that an England flag? Not fucking ok ok?
what a guy was to a video like that vagina exercise one on youtube but with him farting out his anus
>>203345085
>>203345133>>203345165Still impressive honestly imagine what the military and construction workers can do with this tech.
>>203345343Noncehunters are going a bit far these days
>>203345257Genuinely always thought his name was salmon. Also cax status ?
>>203345386they just need 1 OP nonce to kep the noncehunters scared
another jenny nicholson tonight i think
>>203345343limmy looking rough
>>203345343heem
>>203345191Mental how when a plane flies over your head it also means hundreds of cocks, vaginas, scrotums, and pooey arseholes have flown over your head. Just seems like a massive diss to me, mental
>>203345140why, what's wrong with her?
Thlot plickens..
>>203345441alri autismlad
>>203345386Someone post the video of the nonce who cuts his throat.
>>203345451kgb sleeper cells disposed of their asset
>alex salmonreminds of that Albert Fish
Riding on the freak train
>>203345343Tfw he 14year old boy you olanned to meet and have a great time with turns out to be 3 30year old men
>>203345360mexican american experience under trumps regime
Just found out you could go to Libya today and buy a black man to be your slave for about £350.Saudi Arabia has 21.3 slaves per 1000 population, Mauritania has 32 and Eritrea has over 90.There are over 11 million slaves in India today.Why are they so mad at white people?
>>203345496what a jerk
Feeling seductive.
what are some good new movies without blacks?
>>203345343he doesn't look right. maybe he is neurodivergant. really feel sorry for lads like that
>>203345377tesla's hardware is way behindbasically just svelte asimo from 20 years ago
Does seem quite noncey to pretend to engage in sexualised child roleplay to catch paedophiles"I was raped when I was a child" doesn't excuse it either
>>203345554i bet nosferatu won't have them
>>203345498reminds me a bit of a girl I had a crush on in highschool
Nowcast - 100 days in:An election today would see a LAB Majority of 32, down from 172.LAB: 341 (-70), 29.6%CON: 175 (+54), 24.9%LDM: 69 (-3), 11.9%RFM: 14 (+9), 19.6%SNP: 14 (+5), 2.7%GRN: 4 (=), 7.4%PLC: 3 (-1), 0.7%Others: 11 (+6), 3.4%
I wish I had indian or any south asian bartender girlfriend to keep warm and safe in the coming winter months
love the feeling of having a crush desu :)
>>203345557not an excuse to be a nonce, even spackers should know its wrong
>>203345574its noncey to catch nonces, is it?sweaty nervous rorke logic
>>203345542they don't feel beneath north africans and arabs on a subconscious level
>>203345481we have video of sacked tranny?
>>203345621vpn off spainpaki
>>203345586what's mental about Reform is they were flying way higher in the polls pre-election (around 20%) and high in the polls post-election (also around 20%)but for the election itself they fell to a rather lame < 14%.did people puss out?
can't wait to have a big cuddle with the gf to make everything better again even though i havnt spoke to her in a week i know that next time will be special
>>203345578
>>203345586disgusting blues
>>203345667blog on
>>203345586>that WPB seatgrim
>>203345557They're the good guys protecting our children
>>203345673it's ogreeggers cucked out
>>203345631is there anything more disgusting on women that tattoosexcept body hair of course
>>203345688dsigusting russophile
>>203345711nonce vibes
>>203345586>CON: 175 (+54)this country deserves everything it getsi just dont care anymore
>>203345711Nonce
>>203345650https://files.catbox.moe/y6j9mw.mp4
>>203345727where's my boy olise got to?
started a new football manager save in the second tier of belgium
>>203345729who else will protect us from the WOKE MIND VIRUS?
toe pain ya
>>203345727>guendouzi in the france national teamhowlingremember him acting the bellend to maupay which cost him his arsenal career
>>203345688Seethe liberal
>>203345739Love a risky click
>>203345729screaming because i thought the same thingthis country is full of irredeemable mongs
clarkson's gf is smoking hot for a 50 year old
Sometimes life may stink but we can always smell good
brits be like>vetamens
>>203345781decent tattoos compared to the slags posted above
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Udy8Q2th0got recommended this for absolutely no reasonbet heathermong would love it
>>203345753basedquite enjoy going outside of the big five nations
>>203345729Seethe on scotmong
>>203345831not a scot you daft wog
>>203345586What happened to the Thousand Year Starmerreich
>>203345727Football used to be about local lads representing their area through the sport. Now it's about billionaire clubs owned by foreign investors importing mainly Africans and others that are paid hundreds of thousands every week to promote whatever message the powers that be want to push (eg. gay rights, black rights). Worst of all this, the footie mongs keep watching and supporting this through season tickets which costs thousands of pounds every year, because they can't live without it (despite how ridiculous it is now). Footie mongs are the worst. They are the most brainwashed sheep in this country. At least religious people worship something divine. Footie mongs idolise people kicking a ball around and justify footballer's insane wages for doing so. They are scum and represent everything wrong with modern society.
>>203345783Galloway is a paki lover kys
>>203345795he's 64 thoughit's giving pedophilia
>>203345729we NEED a lib dem surge
>>203345851he's not going anywhere and he'll win the next election too
>>203345824me toolike building a dominance and enjoying the comfort that comes with itand then attempting to convent that domestic dominance to european dominanceplus belgium has great youth intakes
>>203345866>labour except... yellowi know you're memeing but its all a joke
>>203345727France?
>Three men who filmed themselves while gang raping a 13-year-old girl have been jailed have been jailed for a total of 34 and a half years. >Paul Maxwell, 24, Kayon Bola, 29, and Jeremiah Jackson, 24, encountered the girl outside a tube station in Hammersmith on September 30 of last year, the Metropolitan Police said.>They lured the girl back to Maxwell's flat where she was raped by all three.>CCTV showed the group travelling from the station towards the flat, while in-depth phone analysis also revealed a short video clip of the three men carrying out their attack, the force saidhttps://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952631/amp/Rapists-jailed-girl-Met-Police-Tube.html
Football...but communist
>>203345860never mind thathave you seen the new england patriots coach he's in his 70s and his bird is 24 or something
>>203345854true I'm a muslamic paedo but at least I'm not a footie mong
>>203345729Its res or blue mate. Dont like red vote blue. Simple as. The media said all other parties are bad
>>203345897>>They lured the girl back to Maxwell's flat where she was raped by all three.so........it was her fault?
>>203345727C'est fini
does anyone else create fantasies in their head or
clap along if you feel like a room without a roof~
>>203345753For me its checking my salary and lookjng or houses in the local area for extra autism points
>>203345949alright kev chapman
>>203345897in usa they would get life
>>203345940Yes
>>203345386dont know who said it but noncehunters are mostly low-functioning psychopaths who have figured out a way to disguise their abuse as vigilantism
got the Crosby, Stills and Nash on
Got the gay jumper on
>>203345854>Football used to be about local lads representing their area through the sport.Gaelic football in Ireland is still like that, mainly because they don’t get paid for it. Once big money is introduced it ruins everything
>>203345729Yeah I’ve tuned out of politics.Don’t even care about things like this >>203345897 anymore. Let the whole country become become some freakish dystopia
>>203343517>>203343517
>>203345988quite enjoy that and the hurling final when the beeb puts it oncroke park is an outstanding stadium
>>203345897Need to know if this is black on black or not
>>203345859Liberal zionist
>>203344643the gyaldem won
