traction engine edition
HELLO LADS
Is that Pisstonardo Scrinildo showing the devil finger to Greg from MasterChef?
used to wear one of these on the ol' 'otorcycle but seems the kind of thing a woke librarian dyke would wear nowadays so shall have to put an end to that rponto shame really
>>203349871>Initially, imported oil was taxed much more than British-produced coal, but in 1934 Oliver Stanley, the Minister for Transport, reduced taxes on fuel oils while raising the Road Fund charge on road locomotives to £100 per year (equivalent to around £9000 today, 2024) provoking protests by engine manufacturers, hauliers, showmen and the coal industry. This was at a time of high unemployment in the mining industry, when the steam haulage business represented a market of 950,000 tons of coal annually. The tax was devastating to the businesses of heavy hauliers and showmen and precipitated the scrapping of many engines.why are politicians such bastards
saw pic related outside my window todaysteam trains NEED to be brought back
AI is saving livesThis guy would have killed himself years ago if not for his Replika gf
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>>203349940you live by the beach?
trains are some mad shit
rorke out here with his oroang-o-tang lokin ass
going to have to make the ol' homemade burgers soon innit?
>>203349932That is a pro palestine symbol you antisemite
>>203349978no
wtf is a cronem
>>203349991dishonest pic then, wont be talking to you again
>>203349992cromagnon
>>203349932
>>203349992It's a below average beer
Get the bullet trains in this country. Pace it from London to Edinburgh in like 2 hours. Make a few stops in places like Manchester, or Newcastle along the way
>>203350016
>>203349871Gurren lagann is better than evangolion
>only two months left of /gf2024/another year, another write-off
>>203350026Nobody will ever need to get to Scotland in 2 hours
just seen that alex salmond died
sadam hussein was a great man
>>203349945was thinking about hooking up a chatbot for my mom to talk to but was afraid it would start spewing porn like they always do on my machine
>>203349940my g living in here
>>203349785>>203349864The typical incel is a non-white with autism, depression, and other mental illness (all of those things correlate strongly with leftism by the way)Trannies have spent the past few years trying to convince the public that incels are actually neurotypical nerdy white males who post cartoon frogs on the internet because they're evilIncels are left-wing, and it's essentially a form of Bioleninism ("I'm brown and can't get laid, this is because of racist Eurocentric beauty standards!"). All the end result of decades of "progressive" policies.
>>203350012i didn't get a picture, but i saw this train
remember when people on 4chan used to say 'this. this is the post right here'
>>203350063is this a painting? i can't tell
>>203350069I am white with autism problem is that I went full gymcel I forgot women only care about money and power
>Bioleninism
>>203349989>>203350018why do they have to ruin everything
>>203350048>Brown thing Irish diaspora?
more like see it ignore it let it kill everyone because it'd be funny and also fuck the police
>>203350124edgy
need to stop wanking to rule34 pornographybit embarrassing to be wanking to fictional women from a show I watched when I was only a wee lad
>>203350102Sorry Brits get this
going to kill myself because me and the gf half broke up and she chose to go out tonight and has turned her phone offi will make sure she knows that it was her fault in a bit lads
>>203350069>Trannies have spent the past few years trying to convince the public that incels are actually neurotypical nerdy white males who post cartoon frogs on the internet because they're evilthe ultimate irony being that trannies are the biggest incels going, quite literally blokes who pretend to be girls because they can't shag any lmao
Irish diaspora posting is, and always will be, funny
Right I'm back after jannys warning. Sorry lads, things got a bit heated
>>203350097the backdrop is the foreground is one of those models train set settings
Explosion of the Hawthorn Ridge mine, 1 July 1916, marked the beginning of the Battle of the Somme.
was pleasantly surprised to see my prawn cocktail thread ended up being used despite being pipped to the post
Its true, any white lad here who is a virgin is an exception and should feel bad about falling behind his peers so much
>>203350157righty ho then
>>203350157Ok mate cheerio
>>203350187my bollocks
>>203350157so you just want to hurt herno wonder she broke up with you
>>203350187great grandadberg got shot in the head there and had a metal plate in his head after
>>203350157lad's killing himself over a woman. SAD!
>>203350160I don't thing being a tranny helps with getting laid
Had something I wanted to say here but forgot what it was, ffs lads
>>203350157Why did you guys "half" break up? and what is a "Half" break up?
Can't stand stolen valour, I didn't fly 9 helicopter raids over Iraq in 2008 to have the piss taken out of
my birthday tonight lads got the family over, full lot of us like 30been talking to uncle davie
>>203349914lol
>>203350259seems like being an incel is accepting youre pathetic and having some kind of woman envy which is why they troon out
Do you reckon there'll be a third world war within our lifetimes yes or no
>>203350157She's not even white mateShe's more a pet than a gf
>>203350293Don't know
>>203350160Luv are Mary
>>203350293MOODDSSSSS
>>203350293probably not but maybe
>>203350293no
>>203350280Happy birthday nigger.
I am a ugly swarthoid so incel
>>203350187mental how that mine achieved virtually nothing and then like 20,000 brits died in one day
omg shut up please
>>203350124I once freaked out a bit on a train to London because a brown (MENA) man got off the train in a hurry but left a bag behind under the seathis missus was sat next to him and he obviously just left it with her but something about the way he darted off the train spooked me for the better part of a minute and I probably gave the woman a weird look before I realised I was being a schizophrenic freak for no reason haha
>>203350319you look like 90% of American men go talk to a girl
>>203350293Nah
>>203350319>baseball capAlri baldilocks and the three hairs
>>203350326Germany never recovered from the Somme
>>203350157bit dramatic innit
>>203350293Hopefully yeah
>>203350157kino. it's like in that irvine welsh book filth where schizoid cop hangs himself because his wife left him
>>203350240based survivor genes
>>203350338>Alri baldilocks
>>203350338
>>203350293Not in my lifetime no, I'm killing myself tomorrow
>>203350319Looks like a bog-standard amerimutt
>>203350289I don't think so
>>203350331psychic damage of operation gladio has done a number on us
>>203350383Based
>>203350187I visited that on a school trip once, just a big hole in a field now
>>203350293not in my lifetime. i was diagnosed with prostate cancer
>>203350433What did they do with all the bodies?
>>203350428he was in a restaurant with a small boat?
>>203350437unironically your life of vice and degeneracy catching up with you
>>203350326I'm from Accrington, entire generation of lads got wiped out, never been the same since
not usually a big story gamer but i really liked that red dead redemption 2. good lad that arthur.
>>203350447What did we do with ours?
Why did Churchill suddenly import thousands of yardies after the war
>>203350433funnily enough that's how we referred to your mum when she went to Glasto
>>203350461go to any small village in UK and theres a WW1 monument of those who died, absolute disaster for us
>>203350495https://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2015/07/12/jews-the-ss-empire-windrush-and-the-origins-of-multicultural-britain/
reckon this new drone warfare is worse than WW1
>>203350293not a full scale war like WW1/WW2, and no nukes flying about, but I reckon Cina will invade Taiwan, and Israel and Iran will kick off, maybe some shenanigans on the Korean border, maybe India/Pakistan too, all while Ukraine is still happening, I think that will constitute a global conflict but it'll just be more proxy wars that never see any Americans and Chinese/Russians shooting at eachother directlymeanwhile the world economy will be completely fuckedI think that will happen over the next 10-20 years
>>203350507>GlastoTarq detected
More like Spaccrington
>>203350460there's nothing wrong with playing with your arse once a fortnight
>>203350495he lost the election after the war lad
life could be a dream
>>203350437I'm sorry to hear that lad
>>203350483>good lad that arthur>massacres entire towns with his crewidk m8
Finally some fucking justice in the world
>>203350483>im just a simple bandit who loves to kill and rob people but dont you dare do a racism or a sexism in front of me
On the ol' bumming myself with a glass bottle toil
>>203350187trench networks were crazy
Giving this a listen. Sounds like every other vampire weekend album so far...
Debating a wank before bed. Not really in the mood for some reason but not doing it seems a bit odd too.
>>203350530China invading Taiwan would absolutely involve the US
>>203350559we would have just filled it with pakis look at guyana
l need to stop posting here l have a gf now l should try to be normal
>>203350601We all have gfs here
>>203350511don't want to show you up for a buffoon or anything but actually it's not every small village actually, there are the thankful villages where all their lads survived actually
>>203350507Not my mum but knew a lass who enjoyed golf and allegedly did more than golf on the courses who was known as the par three hole
schwaben redoubt mentioned
>>203350530if iran and israel hasnt properly kicked off already it never will. iran are clearly too afraid to do anything serious
>>203350598right or Jamacia
>>203350580remember the allied trenches being muddy holes and german ones being ordered and concrete
Ayo it really did be like that
what if we all moved to hawaii
>>203350634don't remember it mate, i wasn't there x
>>203350615Actually yeah?
>>203350537We call it Pakcrington if we're being naughty
Imagine what a fucking paradise Jamaica would have been if we'd just enslaved swarthy Welshmen instead of africans
>>203350634cor you must be pretty old lad
>>203350636Would rather sit arse up in a field spreading my cheeks for a chinese nuke than live in the US
>>203350615almost every small village ive been to in UK has a WW1 memorial
it's so easy to get a woman to do somethingjust forbid her from doing it then it's the only thing she wants to doonce you crack the code they're effectively your servant
>>203350559Hawaii would've been better as part of the empirenot for Hawaiins like just reckon it would've been coolcould go there now and find expats in pubs drinking Carling eating a full English like they're in Tenerife, only with hula dancers and all that
>>203350680you can do both
>>203350615Oh shut up you fucking twat
>>203350687gonna march up to the toilfu tomorrow and forbid her to shag me
reminiscing to first year at uni, almost 10 years ago, posting in /brit/ before a night out. now I post on the /brit/ but no nights out.
Love fucking my gf hard after a curry fart and making her fart with my thrusts lol
Make Bermuda into Britain's Hawaii
>>203350703hawaiians would have been just as fine as they are nowyou know you have a few caribbean islands?
Looking forward to the new HOI4 dlc
>>203350703they would have 100% kept their king if we weere in charge, like Samoa and other places. no american coup
>>203349932yeah i have one of these but i dont wear them solely because of the issues you've mentioned because of the leftypol associationwill work out great in a bug out type of kit, not daily use
>>203350723>working on a sundaylad
>>203350715oh ok
I think antisemitic views are strongly correlated with low intelligence. Look at the parts of the world that are the most heavily antisemitic and they're the most backwards, dysgenic places on Earth. Or like on 4chan, a website very left of the bell curve, full of people who can't distinguish between perception and reality thanks to their low IQ.I feel like you can discount your Bobby Fischers and that sort of person because that's more like mental illness/self-hatred.
>objectively hilarious by 4chan standards (post:(you) ratio is through the roof)>because my humour has been kiltered to chan references, normies find me about as funny as a funeralterrible ladsI was quite a funny chap in secondaryhow do I un4chanize myself and ingratiate myself with normoid humour?
>>203350741but Britain's Hawaii is the Falklands
>>203350740jealous
>>203350757Oh pissing twat up you shitmong
>>203350755The Nazi leadership was all high IQ thoughever
>>203350755>I think antisemitic views are strongly correlated with low intelligence. Look at the parts of the world that are the most heavily antisemitic and they're the most backwards, dysgenic places on Earth. Or like on 4chan, a website very left of the bell curve, full of people who can't distinguish between perception and reality thanks to their low IQ.what you doing for yom kippur mate?
it has the fucking union jack on it, i invite you there, and you wankers just say "wah it would have been better off if we kept it"fuck you
>>203350755oof israel middle east huh with sand and camels and stuff this is so interesti- *falls asleep*
>>203350767That's Britain's Alaska
>>203350757shoulders back, chest out and say your jokes. never laugh at anything though.
>>203350563thanks but i was joking. i had haemorrhoids last month and surprisingly it was a pleasant experience
>>203350755I think you're a fucking prick
>>203350755bizarre how you constantly post about how evil and stupid 4chan is and how it should be destroyed on 4chan
>>203350757just listen to normie media until you become a normie. listen to nothing but the top 40 in the charts, listen to whatever podcast your deano mate plays in his car, watch that hot new show everyone won't shut up about, follow the normie instagram and facebook meme pages
>>203350795>Rosenberg
>>203350757bro cant tailor his sense of humor to a target audience normal people have the same sense of humor as redditors, they find clever puns and low effort punchlines hilarious
>>203350821that's Scotland
here we are then
>>203350852the -berg suffix is of german originnot sure if you knew that
>>203350808ok lets eat pineapple, poke bowls and drink
developed quite a nasty skin condition on my face
>>203350757>un4chanizeFOY
>>203350869Germany used to be full of Jews, like chock full of them
>>203350836Brother this is literally you on the right
I've become much funnier IRL since coming on /brit/, material doesn't really matter, it just sharpens your instincts
>>203350875this is the response i was looking forif you ever just get too tired of us yanks, you can always pop over to fiji
>>203350902Ou effing shut up you c
>>2033507552016mong!
>>203350902guarantee you're an insufferable bellend if you think this place is "funny"
>>203350902ive unironically used "prefer not to say" irl and got laughs
>>203350875Corr
Fingering my arsehole til I cum poo
>>203350755>He thinks IQ is a valid way to measure intelligenceThis is how you spot the just above midwit
Need Uber Eats to add Wetherspoons as a vendor in a major way.
Doing some VERY dangerous farting
ubering a poo
wish i weren't such an ugly bastard
>>203350915what a wages like in hawaii, i feel like the people there would be insufferable
>>203350678The whole Caribbean would be like a series of miniature New Zealands, some English, some French, some Dutch, some Spanish, all majority white, if not for the slave tradeAnd Brazil would probably be a world power, and Argentina not far off
once used the "looks like elton john farted on it" line to describe a mates dinner and the whole room was roaring
>>203350952Remember normitoids delivering pints during lockdown?
Live your myth in British Jersey.
>>203350983i have no clue, never been, but you're probably rightit's a tropical paradise though
>>203350942>>203350980CORRRRRRR
bit constipated at the moment so I'm doing little spherical poos like a rabbit
Spare a thought for the indigenous Carib people
Hawaii is maybe the most overrated place of all time
Once said "poo smells" in a crowded pub, and everyone gave me a standing ovation
>>203350757Not been affected in the same way and I think you've probably just lost confidence in your ability to relate to people, even though that ability is largely unchangedBeing funny isn't the same as being a stand-up comedian, most humour happens naturally in social settings. As long as you have a decent understanding of the social context you're in and the emotions people are feeling anyway, humour is easy enough and doesn't even rely on pop culture references/niche internet knowledge. It can be understood by all people
>>203350983p sure hawaii is completely unaffordable for anyone who isnt a loaded boomerhighest housing prices in america
>>203351002I do not but I was only 14 during lockdown
>>203350799I'm wholly gentile. But it's patently obvious. Every fifth Jewish person is a Nobel laureate or some leader in the sciences or the arts. The antisemitic crowd have Qurans, honour killings, and wojack cartoons with Nazi uniforms painted over them. Would you sooner live in Israel or Indonesia? London or Marrakesh?
Reckon I'd get all the (yous) if I could be arsed to waste money on a 4kun pass and vpn and post amongst the proverbial lads
>>203351050Oh shut your trap you fucking slut
once said doing a gay porn dance in a work teams meeting and got a promotion on the spot
that is literally what you're doing 190
>>203351002i remember the pubs throwing away gallons and gallons of beer and crying my eyes out
Sir Key Cutter
why do you need a house on a tropical island
*keeps things ticking over in midfield*
>>203351109shelter from the monsoons
>>203351055bit confusing. how old are you now
>>203351117*marshals the backline*
>>203351124mai waifu
>>203351061>Every fifth Jewish person is a Nobel laureate or some leader in the sciences or the artsactually kill yourself
>>203351101GET THE PUBS HOUSED
>>203351127not me, i can take it on the chinmaybe put a big leaf over my head
>>203351124Ello guvnah
>>203351067..yes sir
>>203351143Why don't you just explode his pager, rabbi
>>203351117injury recovery not going well rodri lad?
BA BA AMERICANO
A monkey pissing into its own gob
it’s my fuckin birthday lads the big 2 1
>>203351117*tries a Hollywood ball*
gf got an air fryer at uni. what are some good things I can cook in it when I visit?
saturday night brit is a very angry place full of incel who are butt mad because they can't be out on dates
sir arse bludgeoner
>>203351175>i dont think that jewish people are amazing therefore i must be a rabbi take your meds
>have applied for 20 jobs with the draft version of my CV rather than the finalised version>half the draft version is copied+pasted sections I copied for consistent formatting but then never updatedall those assessments and online interviews for jobs I legitimately would have liked to have had rendered completely fucking pointlessI was wondering why so many companies were insta-rejecting me
>>203351117*passes it backwards**passes it forwards**passes it backwards*heh, tiki taka
>>203350900not really though is it, is he strapped in a chair and forced to post on a website he hates? think before you post next time stupid cunt
>>203351188If its your 21st birthday and you're posting here, you may as well kill yourself now
>>203351192poo
*points gun at crotch*NOBODY MOVE OR I SHOOT MY FUCKING COCK OFF
Genuinely might be about to shit myself
reckon I'll give scrying a go
*surreptitiously scratches my nose*
>>203351237*performs the holy gay porno dance*
>>203351211thick twat. just as you would have been too dumb to do those jobs. imagine if you made a mistake like that on the job. stock tanked
feel like shit
Wonder if there's still some of that jewglue around from the olden days to give a cheeky sniff and see how it holds up to the modern stuff
time for a midnight snack
>>203351211apply to them all again under a false identity
>>203351188Didn't you post this yesterday Do not play upon the good graces of /brit/
maybe fiji is more /brit/'s speed thenfilled with jeets, but there'll be more aussies than yanks
>>203351267ANON'S PICKING HIS NOSE
>>203351250*disguises myself as a toilet and scurries beneath you*
>>203351211Good one dickhead
>>203351302The lads as it were
>>203351264give it a scry whats the worst that could happen x
>>203351188happy birthday
>>203351311Maybe it was yesterday in your time but it's still the same day our time
>>203351302/brit/ cooling off after a day in the hot hawaii sun
>>203351211Good news is if you send in your regular resumé they wouldn't know it was you since they're different
>>203351219"Love it or leave it" is a poor argument
For all the shit people give the British Empire, they never mention our gravest sin, filling every corner of the world with Indians
>>203351313English lion holding a footy ballTWO crosses of are St Jorgenow that's a flag done right
third poo of the day down the gullet. Lovely
I like Britain it is like Europe's retarded cousin
>>203351356Even still, trawling for birthday messages twice in one day isn't cricket
>>203351302Jeffrey Dahmer ass
want to go to bed just so i can wake up and have breakfasti am a hungry lad, always hungry
a lot of these suburbs in sydney remind me of estates in hull, only homes are twice the size and there are no gypsies pretending to be polish
>>203351331might see myself in a... peculiar circumstance
>>203351388This woman appears to have large breasts and it is creating a hormone response
>>203351220this, i was the same and it only got worse for me
>>203351388Require Catalan gf
>>203351401so nicer than hull then? curious
>>203351367LUV hong kong's old coat o' arms
Who would be interested in looking at a picture of my cock n balls
>>203351361what are you babbling about exactly? he doesnt want to fix 4chan, he wants to destroy it and has said so many timesi think reddit is a dogshit website full of mongs, so what do i do? not post there? right then
Yanks are so cute, just stuck there in the middle of it all, posting about video games or what they ate last night while /brit/ schizos go at eachother.
whatever happened to are pheebs
>>203351453Yeah gwan then whop em out
>>203351318
Talking about the Jews again are they, the runts
>>203351313alri dutch van der linde
I remember my 21st birthday. The midnight I turned 21 I was moping the floor of a Burger King - didn't tell any of my coworkers because I found telling them embarrassing that I didn't have anyone to celebrate with. Went home at like 3 in the morning because my toilberg didn't help the close at all. Had a whole Chicago Town pizza to myself, a cheesecake, and a whole bottle of sherry. Got shitfaced and played CK3 for a few hours before throwing up in the shower and crying myself to sleep. When I woke up at about 2 the next day I went to a museum alone and got shitfaced the following night and cried a second time as I scrolled through my phone and saw all the people I knew in Secondary School partying, and on holiday to beautiful places, and hanging out with their friends and boyfriends/girlfriends while I sat in my flatshare getting shitfaced alone and crying heavily. I always hoped that my teens and early 20s would be the time I blossomed as a human, but it never happened and now I fear I'm stuck here forever.
You cannot post about the Jews
>>203351458so judging by the (You), you're a /brit/ schizo as well?
ktim
>>203351385no need was there. no need.
>>203351519Didn't read a word of this I'm happy that happened for you, or I'm sorry for your loss
>>203351519>boyfriends/girlfriends
Lotta fruits in here. Lotta fuckmeat.
>>203351303I did that with the employer that sacked me. Next email and a shortened version of my actual name, applied to a different office though. Brian? Nah, my name's Ian *wink wink*
>>203351459isnt this ruby but she has lost weight?
Big fan of this all lower case retard who thinks everyone is one person
>>203351564Your spiteful arrogance is astounding
I imagine the best feeling in the world is being a joey in their mother's pouch.
JewTube recommending me videos with 23 views thinking I might be interested
>>203351519not reading a fucking word of that you sad dickhead
>>203351583t. arse bandit
>>203351591Reckon they ever get stiffies and have a wank in there?
>>203351607Give it a go, you might like it
get the niggers wanked
>>203351540I'm a /brit/ realist.
new>>203351645>>203351645>>203351645
NEW>>203351649>>203351649>>203351649
>>203351612...no *walks away and talks to someone else*
>>203351648
>>203351608hooting, done him
>>203351652>>203351655>>203351667
>>203351652>>203351655>>203351667all good editions but mines the best
australia seems like such a whimsical placekangaroos hopping around, all the young people fit and tanned spending their days on the beach, abos in the outback playing their didgeridoosit really is like bizarro britain, a place that's sunny, hot, dry, vast, abundant with wildlife. not sure how to put it, but it's like the people are the exact same as in britain, if they didn't live on a dreary small island
