orkney islands edition
>>203351645needs migrants
So what exactly did they mean by 'Brexit'
>>203351670Masterful hiding of the penis with the hand
>beaten by a measly 4 secondssickening defeat in the NEW stakesfair play to this lad though he earnt his thread
mad how everyone's saying what a great guy salmond was and all that now he's dead. they couldn't wait to bundle him off when jimmie krankie cooked up that sexual assault scandal against him though, could they
>>203351696*Earned
>>203351679remember reading a grim article about some golliwog who moved up there as orkneys only "antiracist teacher"
ahaha great stuff
>>203351692it's been 8 years, get over it already ffs
Just heard the fat cunt next door cumming
>>203351711screaming
>>203351701Plus ça change, as they say in Mauritania.
>>203351707learnt and earnt
>>203351711allah letting the jews win for a laugh
>>203351711>o allah grant us a good endjust more proof muslims are inherently radical, whos says shit like this
>>203351718be nice to your grandad
>>203351711
>>203351718my neighbors are even weirder
Ulcer is finally healing, thank fuck
>>203351707FOY
>>203351581>>203351385>>203351359>>203351578Even in his "chill" phases he is still "I NEED TO TURN ON ALL MY VPNS AND FULFILL MY HOURLY MENTAL (YOU) QUOTA
The art of losing isn’t hard to master;so many things seem filled with the intentto be lost that their loss is no disaster.I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster,some realms I owned, two rivers, a continent.I miss them, but it wasn’t a disaster.
>God help meNormal, good person>Allah help meRadical, dangerous person
If a theory makes you feel unsafe, it’s not true.
thinking about getting into phrenology
>>203351774You are schizophrenic
Visit London, everyone
>I always hoped that my teens and early 20s would be the time I blossomed as a human, but it never happened and now I fear I'm stuck here forever.ktim... ktim
>>203351670Luv are Mira
>>203351711HAHAH YES YES YES GOOOD GOOOOOD
>>203351743Believing in something bigger than yourself being able to guide and protect you in times of need. Radical. Extremist even.
>>203351789https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLg04uu2j2o
>>203351711>screenshot of a reddit post about a twitter screenshotnot interested
>>203351808There are black people in this picture
off to beddington was the best editiont. made this thread
>>203351844
>>203351855thanks i appreciate it x
alexa post natasha beddington feet pics on /the brit/
>>203351774But having a foreign flag makes it harder to get (you)'s. Just an easy observation. State of you m8
dan yell "bed in field!"
>>203351818maybe if you got to the gym, updated your wardrobe, and stopped watching so many YouTube video essays on shit that doesn't matter in the slightest you might actually get some pussy you rancid little worm
>>203351798What if you refuse to believe in said theory thus it not affecting you
>>203351908gay if you wouldnt
>>203351908is that St Teresa of Calcutta there lad
Just waiting for Dadberg to go to bed so I can do loud shit in peace
>>203351874Thank you
i'm just a yank
>>203351908
>>203351670decided to watch emmy over mira earlier xalso wth bivol robbed?
what a sad waste of a life
>>203351808The Colosseum. Where fortunes are made and lost. Men become Kings and kings become Gods. Of course you need the mettle for it, but I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>203351908You know what
Can't even recall my 21st birthday. 18th I drank a bottle of vodka in Amsterdam and fucked a prozzie
Would you have sex with a 95 year old woman for £10,000?You need to keep going until you cum
>>203351976sounds absolutely delicious
>The Colosseum. Where fortunes are made and lost. Men become Kings and kings become Gods. Of course you need the mettle for it, but I wouldn't have it any other way.
disgusting
>>203352006I'd pay more than that
>>203352006is this you prostituting your nan?
remember the orange lads
anime
>>203352006Yeah go on then
is the bradleyposter one person?
Single men cognitively hit the wall at 33
>is the bradleyposter one person?
>>203352057it's a bot running on a machine learning cluster
>bradleyposter>singular
ran out of internet to look at
cant figure out where i want to live in australia fuck sake, leading candidate so far is the tropical north of queensland, looks like paradise
if i could take you into paradise up above
>bradleyposter one person
>cant figure out where i want to live in australia fuck sake, leading candidate so far is the tropical north of queensland, looks like paradise
need a tranny to wee on me
I will be getting a gf on 2025.Look forward to me posting a screenshot of this post at some point next year and telling you I accomplished my goal
>>203352083crocodiles mate, don't be daftmove to perth
I have never posted the Brads
>>203352109cromulating
>>2033520755 years to go, get in
>>203352113Include me in the screenshot playa, then we can organise a double date.
Why do conspiracy believers of shit like NWO, Bill Gates, chemtrails etc. never make the final leap to believing the only conspiracy that is real (pic related)?You'd think they'd get there eventually, but nope
>>203352109That horn thing is absolutely manky
>>203352017>that playboy photoshoothow no-one around her was ever arrested I'll never know. it wasn't even a "different time" sort of deal, it was as repulsive then as it is now.
>In 2022, it was revealed that thousands of images of Walsh had been uploaded onto the imageboard website 4chan.>Incredibly, this was the work of one singular poster.
>>203352156looks like my diabetic mother's heel
>>203352075I am 32. I am becomingOlderFatterBalder
arse reeks
>>203352159Hs?
Could someone PLEASE wank my COCK
>>203352145Because discussing nonsense conspiracy theories is allowed on social media, but talking about how (((they))) rule things is not allowedI wonder if J*ws are behind these wacko conspiracy theories in order to keep the focus off them. They probably are
sober and bored
Eating seeds as a pastime activity
>>203352145A lot of them are evangelical christians who genuinely believe jews are the chosen people and that they'll be damned to an eternity of suffering if they dare go against them
>>203352167mad how you so obviously spent several minutes typing that out on your phone and then carefully perusing google for an appropriate image to affix to your post
nth for the baddiedem
don't remember any of my birthdays but i do remember 2018 new year's eve/early morning where i drank loads of white wine and baileys and threw up all over my bedsheets
Think I've managed to reabsorb the diarrhoea
Why are there no new Bradley Walsh images? Why are all the Bradley Walsh images from earlier series of The Chase?
>>203352173alri daft spunk lad calm down
>>203352229Copied both the image and the text from the archive actually lad. Never stop being wrong and retarded x
don't want to think in english anymore
>>203352249he doesn't laugh anymore
>>203352122overblown danger, just dont walk your dog near freshwater
>>203352278Nowt wrong with that
>>203352249WRONG
This is the most quintessential "30+ year old white woman" picture I have ever seen
>>203352235Rancid trollop
>>203352228So when they encounter theories about Jews ruling the world and flooding countries with brown immigrants they just ignore it?What about non-evangelicals who believe in a NWO but not a JewishWO?
>>203352284looks fucking terrifyingwho knows what could be lurking in that jungle
>>203352278Feels weirdly noncey this image :/ how the auld girl was fine with having her minge and arsehole shown off like this
>>203352294How do you get forehead wrinkles that bad?
>>203352320 definitely feels abusive innit?
>>203352294gordon ramsay and gillian mckeith's dwarven lovechild
>>203352278Mental how many old birds are sat around with these perfectly good fannies going unshagged
>>203352326Not yet they don't
When I was a teenager I liked to fill a bowl with milk and dip my cock and bollocks into it, keep it there for a while, ascend through the delicious liquid and fap my nuts dry. Most times, I just emptied the bowl into the sink.
>>203352343Laughing Try it sometime heheheheh
I'm not going to use the name I'm expected to use any more.
>>203352294Bitch looks like Gillian McKeith lmao
Reckon if l could l'd be high everyday
>Operation Valuable was a covert operation conducted during the Cold War by the United Kingdom and the United States in collaboration with other Western Bloc nations. The operation aimed to overthrow the communist regime of Albanian ruler Enver Hoxha as part of broader efforts to counter communist influence around the world and install pro-Western leaders. It involved strategic military actions, incorporating air, naval, and ground assets in pursuit of its objectives.[8] >Many of the agents were caught, put on trial, and either shot or condemned to long prison terms of penal labor.[citation needed]
>>203352362cheerio lad
remember going out during christmas/new years 2016 listening to Bladee - AvP a lot then christmas/new years 2017 listening to Bladee - WoDG followed by christmas/new years 2018 listening to Bladee - Icedancer loads. best times of my life. I used to always finish the year strong and Bladee was my soundtrack.
Rorke looking up jobs at his local old folks home apropos of nothing
>>203352373I REALLY like this post
>>203352343That's what I was thinkingI'm older than this woman and have no forehead wrinklesShe probably worshipped the sun too much
>>203352318they have years of conditioning since early childhood that will make their brains short circuit if they put two and two together
>>203352373current favourite gimmick
god britain is so boring
Ever wonder where it all went wrong for you?
>>203352395blogee on
>>203352373is that hannibal
>>203352384imagine dying trying to change the government of fucking Albania
>>203352373tres bien!
Cocks go back tonight
Oh, a big desert island full of nothing, is it?
>>203352415i was always wrong desu
>I used to always finish the year strongkind of a funny things to say
>>20335241526 November 1997
What's your desert island dicks?
>>203352433just not true is it
My pubes are turning a lighter shade of brown and there are a few translucent pubes
>>203352414For me, it’s hot-summer Mediterranean
>>203352422they were all albanian expats trained by NATO no brits were harmed in the making of this coup
rorke and leftypol sharing a doner kebab and a can of tango apple outside a kebab shop whilst they wait for a taxi at 3am
>>203352395>remember going out during christmas/new years 2016 listening to Bladee - AvPironic as you write like a bladee bhenchod brother
Yichard of Rorke
This is all well and good but I really need a poo
2025 is going to be my year
crinkling my toes in ecstasy
>blog oni was planning on doing exactly that until someone teaches me how to setup a website
There’s a tranny on telly :/
>>203352415early childhood, never really fit in even at primary
>>203352496it'ssour cream pringleswotsitsskipspop chipspom bearssnack a jackstyrrellsfor me
>>203352415when I became a fan of Bladee in 2014
>>203352529think one of your parents are to blame?
>>203352496bizarre list, pom bears are way less gay than smoky bacon crisps lol
think ill get myself a frozen pizza tomorrow
who cares about crisp flavours lol what are you, nine years old?
>>203352529lots of people had a terrible time in school and went on to a better life
>>203352415when I showed my friend a rage comic in 2010 and he didn't get it.
>>203352524That's Taylor Swift mate
>>203352556An adult man eating pom bears is clearly a homosexual or some sort of nonce
>>203352524looks like samantha janus
>>203352560Shut up you fucking fanny
I AM SO HUNGRY ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME
>>203352577bit rich coming from mr space raidersstop loitering outside the park gates with your bag of puffed corn and your aldi vodka, mehmet
can't stand salt and vinegaryou lot love it, wouldn't take it away from youflavour can ruin a good crisp
got caught noshing some pom bears outside a spar and slit my throat
haven't had a (You) all day. going to have to pull out the silly gimmicks when the daytime crowd is here tomorrow.
feel like everybody from western australia is keeping some sort of terrible secret
>>203352577they taste nice I don't care if it makes me gay
Been drinking this since yesterdayIt's pretty good
>>203352650Yeah?
>>203352627Have you tried not doing drugs?
203352650Tough shit, fuck you
>>203352658the elderflower one is peng, that shit looks gay and grim
>>203352633Salt and vinegar can overpower a thin shitey crisp like walkers/lays but salt and vinegar on a more substantial crisp such as ridge cut/ kettle cooked is perfect.
cor love drugs
>>>/brit/ (You)cheers lads
>>203352655What's Lorde's secret?
got a date organised with the girl I met 14 years ago at a partyneither of us have brought up the fact that we have met each other multiple times yet
>>203352690just don't like it
the only acceptable flavour of ridge cut crisp is steak
>>203352297shit taste
more reasons to shop at morrisons!
>>203352718Dick'ed
What are the top 3 castles in all of Britain you recommend a tourist visit
>>203352731i can live with it
>>203352737Warwick was cool, it had an oubliette
>>203352737mainland europe has much better castles to be frank
This is nice too. I need to find a place that sells 2l bottles
>>203352737Edinburgh's cool
>>203352771what's frank got to do with castles
>>203352781Amazon sells it
>>203352504was talking about Evangelicals specifically, assuming you're not one, although I could see what I said being applicable to people in generalmost people are social creatures, that think and feel what they believe they ought to to fit inI feel like everyone who has ever been down any rabbithole seriously has some level of detachment from that reality, and probably want answers to why the way the world is because they simply can't agree with it, so they go searching, questioning everythingif you aren't looking for answers, you won't want to hear them, even if someone spells them out for youstart running your mouth about the secret cabal behind all the evil in the world and people will just think you are someone to not be associated with
>>203352715Imagine how much abuse her vagina has taken in those years
>>203352771Well this thread isn't about mainland Europe is it so go rape your nan or whatever it is you do for fun in Amerikkka you fat prick
just remembered i've got a dildo
pom bears taste stale as fuck you're genuinely a fucking freak if you like them
>>203352810stop imagining my gf
>>203352737Andrew, Sophia and their daughter Georgina
>>203352715Sounds like one of them books for women
>>203352771Most of the castles you ameritwats are thinking of are fake French follies that aren't particularly interesting beyond being pretty
anyone here think they can take a shot at donald trump better than the last 2 guys
Me being given my first challenge as a trainee egg salesman>Hawk two eggs
nobody is the UK is evangelical christian, yet look on fb and twitter and there are as many brits as americans who believe in stupid conspiracy theories that fail to mention (((them)))
>pom bears taste stale as fuck you're genuinely a fucking freak if you like them
>>203352837They're fine
>>203352737frankensteinwolfensteinfort boyard
how come the wayback machine is broken?
>>203352857i have good aim but there's a lot of prep beforehand that i can't do
Going to have two lorne sausage rolls for breaky tomorrow. Don't think I'll be able to sleep with the excitement.
>>203352854>aren't particularly interesting beyond being prettyWhat else can really be interesting about a location other than its looks>Oooh but I can, like, feel the spirit of the past and shit
>>203352857reckon i'd just run at him, he wouldn't expect that
Alright guys? Need to buy a new jacket.
wondering why l had such a bad headache l threw up this morning. l had 4 pints and several spliffs the night before but that usually doesnt make me vomit
>>203352882gremblings
sorry i mentioned the beautiful continental castles
not gay or nothing but i actually like my sisters bf even though im meant to hate him
>>203352893Use your brain you rootless dreg
>>203352899you need a straightjacket. ls that the response you wanted tilde? Anything for engagement yeah
Kamala Harris is an unlikeable person... she's like some passive-aggressive Karen office manager
>>203352899New look have some nice oneshttps://www.newlook.com/uk/mens/mens-clothing/jackets-and-coats/c/uk-mens-clothing-jackets-coats
>>203352924>Angry reply refusing to elaborate with anything of substance Typical
sucking a milkshake
>>203352910Looks shite
>>203352903it's either a bunch of leftypols ddosing because "muh israel" or it's a bunch of russians being dickheads for no reason
>pretending you watched a tv show someone asked you about but just describing the plot of Neon Genesis Evangelion
>>203352910it's ok dear
>>203352837maybe I'm a fucking freak
>>203352947Yeah, australian stupidity annoys me, I'll admit that
mad how there are probably pictures of all of us in the wayback machine
>>203352992pic of me was posted just today
>>203352549not directly nomy brother has disabilities that took up most of my parents time and attention while I was growing up, and it didn't help they both worked so much, but they did it to provide for me so I can't complain about thatthey loved me plenty, I don't blame them one bit, but I think I was just left with too much free time spent alone, inside my own head, and I still am now as an adultit was probably also partly my own fault for turning down opportunities to socialise more, but then again, I was a young kid with no real understanding of the long term consequences of my actions
Lads you'll be glad to know I've done the poo
>>203352796Frank Castle is one of my favourite comic book characters.
mad how trans girls who've been on HRT for years still cockmog me by far
>>203353012you are the hot nan?
>>203352946Thanks for the suggestion but I'm a girl and I don't really like New Look. I think it's expensive for and the quality isn't great IMO.>>203352959I love Neon Genesis Evangelion
Would wank off one of those hung trannards, why not
only poors eat pom bears should call them poor bears
>>203353063because that would be gay
>>203353018not being embittered by resentment is a good thing, so many find it too easyreckon there's hope for you yet, la
>>203352899hello EW how're you doing today
>>203353052oooh its been some years since anyones called me hot deariecome give grandma a kiss
thoughts on neu-simpsons?
well i'm sure britain is filled with great castles, very susceptible to land attacks after all
your posts are stamped on your countenance. people can tell by looking at you that you're a vile anonymous shitposter
>>203353023
>>203353088unwatchable slop
>>203352261based
I could start an onlyfans account where I fulfil all manner of niche fetishes for the gays and women.I could wear one of those mexican wrestling masks too to disguise my identity.I'll call myself "the lucha-whore". Money will roll in.
what should I get for brunch today ladsthinking: ham and cheese croissant
>>203353085Well I went to taekwondo for two hours and then gym for an hour so feeling a bit knackered. Did some university work as well. Need to have a day of chilling and watching anime or playing games soon.
>>203353088pitiful zombie series. sad. might still rakein enough viewers though i wouldnt know
>>203353112Oooh he's getting brunch How about a bloody mimosa
>>203353061>I'm a girlNo, you're not. You're a man on artificial hormones.
did the UK have drive in theatres or were you too walkable of a nation to have those
the inherent white desire to own people in some capacity
Can you imagine anything more grim than a big fella wearing makeup and a gi throwing about women half his size
>>203353128taking a break from drinking today got too drunk yesterday and will be drinking on my date tomorrow
do you drink bloody marys over there, or would it be like ordering a fucking cunt
>>203353115CWLTSHC
Might buy a flat in Edinburgh castle
>>203353118sounds productive, you're an inspiration
>>203353118do you get to throw girls around and rough them up at taekwondo?
>>203353144Don't think I've ever seen one, or the remnants of one
Pakistani men
>>203353164Thanks.>>203353168Taekwondo is a striking art, no throws involved. I did some sparring with a guy and then practiced some kicks with a woman.
Want a big American house so I can collect stuff, no room in the Deanobox
>>203353088Lost its identity in the teen-series when they tried to act like Family Guy and Southpark and got edgy for the sake of being edgy. When they dropped the edginess they became indescribably dull. you can guess every joke, every line of dialogue, every quip minutes in advance. also half the characters are totally devoid of any personality now. it's just a tv show by numbers and has been since The Movie.
>>203353115Need Candice on Jacquie et Michel
>>203353161edinburgh is ludicrously pengdo glaswegians ever pretend it isnt? not clued in
>>203353193lucky girl
>>203353193 honestly most of the clientele would probably be white since rape is haram
>>203353193english parents
they should do something like big brother but everyone's from a different countryi can't be the first one to think of that
Well we do some throws/joint locks in taekwondo but only learn them for self defense purposes. They aren't used in sparring.
>>203353219Yeah Glasgowmongs have a real chip on their shoulder about, well everything, but especially Edinburgh
>>203353241you like beating up women?
Probably good practise for the females to work on fighting off a rampaging rape tranny
>>203353077I am a bitter person to be fair, but it comes out when I don't mean it to, I never intend to be that wayreckon if I can sort my life out and feel like I'm not wasting it away, I won't be so stressed out all the timealso reckon when I move out, I'll be much more cordial with the familyabsence makes the heart grow fonder, and all that
>>203353232Irish diaspora parents
>*invades your YouTube Shorts Feed to tell you grossly over-simplified historical anecdotes which are riddled with inaccuracies and untruths*
>>203353239Big Brother From Another Mother
>>203353232yeah being raised in poverty by neglectful parents is an exclusively english thing is it?stay on that side of the channel you mouthbreathing expat
>>203353229white girls don't count
heathermong currently fascinated by *checks notes* 13 year old rape
Brain zap toil
>>203353258No, I don't like violence. I'm a peaceful person.
people talk about your messis your ronaldos but i think generational talents like them are going to be more common future not less . older generations were occasional stars shining through absolute shit but with high finance and analytics in sport now the goal is to produce those stars. there's no space between them
>>203353262Scrimmaging
>>203353229Lol no the clientele are pakis too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E-dNouUSPMdoing a bad thing twice..........
>>203353304grinned ear to ear when I saw this
i thought it through and ~ i wanna do a bad thing twice x
>>203353262
i'm terrified of brits
God my arms, shoulders and legs ache.
>>203353267yea but you're not a woe is me it's all my parents' fault kind of guy, you know they did what they could and you're grateful for itthat shows introspection and potential for growthwhereas in my case, my mum completely srewed me over and it's all her fault i'm like this
new>>203353375>>203353375>>203353375
>>203353386fuck off and die
