Blandford St Mary edition
Good evening, lads. Sending hate from Brazil to all englishmen.
Mental how badly I mindraped him
>>203353377Evening chimpboy
>>203353377Dangerously based
>>203353377I'm a Welsh woman.
>>203353377ahh drinking poo I seeyou might have more in common with average /brit/ poster than you think...
lf there's alcohol or drugs in the house l feel l have to consume them right now
>>2033533777-0
Genuinely is mental how someone like Jermaine Jenas can get cancelled off the telly for sending a few naughty texts, but Pakistani men raped white children on an industrial scale in every town in the country and we have to pretend it never happened
caught my shooting star .............. x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-5HHsfsuBI
and the very latest from TFB?
>>203353433same but with crisps and biscuits
>>203353441What are you going to do about it?
>>203353441Who the fuck's Jermaine Jenas
>>203353451
>>203352268>>203353426>>203353377>>203353386>>203353297Weight and height status?Wife status?Belgium VPN availability status?
>>203353459>28Same age as me looks 20 years older somehow Fucking hell
>>203353441>standing by a mulatto lol mate, are you irish diaspora?
>>203353441You been reading Tommy's new book?
>>203353472Got clothes all over my floor just like this
>>203353451Her comments about her job were really strange. I don't know why she is claiming she is not in academia for a change, as though she has spent years working in a university or something. I found this picture of the library at her old school. I'm laughing so hard. It looks like a kindergarten. Why does she act like part time work at a place like this is tiring and challenging, and she is learning so much. Like what? How to put a book back on a shelf? Dust? Vacuum? I mean, we do know how filthy her room and house is. Maybe she is learning basic adulting skills?
>>203353375>blandforddo they really
>>203353477>still thinks Tilde is the characterhe must be giddy every time he sees this
>>203353470mixed-race ex-footballer
>>203353506What colour's your fanny?
>yo jaden the briddish done said bri'ish again>y'all briddish don't speak english too good huh
mournfully playing a kazoo
>>203353472fucking heeeeellllllll
>>203353506Brown
>>203353477All me
don't watch footballnot a retard you see
>>203353521brown cos im thai
>>203353522OMG ITS LITERALLY EXACTLY LIKE TH IS WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS KEEEKK EKKE
Every time you close your eyesAnd feel her lips, you're feelin' mineAnd every time you breathe her airJust know I was already thereYou can have her if you likeI've been there, done that once or twiceAnd singin' 'bout it don't mean I careYeah, I know I've been known to share
>>203353553The girls as it were
>>203353472Hang on is that actually Rooobz??
dadberg is such a lazy cuntthen has the gall to moan that my mum and i complain all the timehow my mum hasn't left him yet is beyond me
who put a penny in rubymong
Got a lot going on in my life now NGL. It's kind of overwhelming but it keeps my mind busy and stops me from ruminating.
CAN’T BELIEVE I missed the traction engine edition love old machines like that
>tommy getting beat by a muzzieGrim. Incredibly grim. I bought it twice to try and stop this from happening.
>>203353570Reckon you're all cunts
Dissatisfaction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e9NSMY8QiQall i wanna get is.... a little bit closerx<3
>>203353577Seriously why don't you try making friends in real life?
Got the Minecraft videos on again haven't I
*walks into your room*YO CODY BRO, CHECK THIS OUT*takes your mossball out of its bowl*I THINK IT'S SOME KIND OF EGG
>203353553>203353568>203353577>203353608Kys adam
>>203353570what happened mate
>>203353553disgusting that people pretend cities like that are 'beautiful'cities are never beautifulvillages are, hamlets are, farmsteads are, but towns and cities? nope, they are inherently disgusting to the senses of normal human beingsthe one benefit of a city is functionality, in which case the finest on Earth are those modern ones in america and australia
>Beterbiev edges past Bivol in controversial result after undisputed fight Sounds like another riveting installment of professional boxing
Ate too much now my tummy hurts :/
>>203353575Scream
>>203353615surprisingly good post for a y*nk
>>203353638happens lad
>>203353599Amazon's suppressing him after getting told off by the Nudge Unit
Ruby eagerly lapping at Blakeney's neatly trimmed pussoisMe just watching
back, pay the chicken back, back, pay the chicken back,pay back the chicken back, back, do the chicken payback
just spilled half a pint of cider on the sofa ffs
>>203353638head and shoulderstoothpasteand shitbiiiiiig pieces of shit
>>203353626Shut up you twat
>>203351713that’s basically how the nickname “sunburnt brits” came to be lad
>>203353672KWAB
>Man abused by girlfriend banned from using toilethttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8djrl18v81o
seinfeld did a skit about extra buttonsand he gives shit to bania about ovaltinelarry david was the talented one
wok full of chicken, wok wok, full of chicken wok,big wok of chicken, wok wok, wok of chicken wok
>>203353670MONKEY
just checking out some old ew/tilde posts from /britfeel/ didnt know he was a UKIP voter
>>203353672Racist pints or Starmer pints?
>>203353672ah no good mate always sucks to lose a pint that way
/brit/ for me is a bit like doing heroin if the heroin hurled slurs and laughed at you
>listening to Ruby's mum fuming on the phone after Rubes just told her she's pregnant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxb6cQNTVOoi love her
>>203353626Based. Who wants to breath in the smog and smoke from all those cars/factories and other shit constantly polluting the air
>>203353626it's only bad if it has wogs, which means american cities really don't cut it
>>203353719
>>203353711pay the piggy back, back, pay the piggy back,pay back the piggy back, do the piggy payback
>>203353626individual buildings can be beautiful whether they're in a city or a rural areaarchitecture and planning can have beauty too although i doubt you're capable of comprehending it
>>203353704always enjoy reading your random hot takes frenchlad
Ruby giggling in embarrassment>I've never done this befoowuahhh!Blakeney reassuring her
>>203353704They should call it roundtine
riveting stuff
>>203353660>comic sans coverincredibly based
Was not a good idea to watch The Ninth Gate after I've run out of cigarettes.
>>203353759CAMEL
>>203353738There are factories polluting rural areas too
>>203353771telling it like it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMpnPrA8mJk
>>203353795Genuinely cannot BELIEVE how fucking iconic this cover is
business idea: I go get a chicken burger
>>203353803back, pay the camel back, sitting on a camel back,see the camel, do the camel, pay the camel back
Proper autistic obsession hours, I see
>>203353795>McCloughlin>LennonAhhh Irish diaspora
who put a penny in carlybender
>>203353834Tell me more
>>203353850The grooming gangs do not differentiate
Ruby worrying about how to tell her parentsBlakeney taking all her stress away
>>203353795England, Half-English
>>203353792Ahh a fellow mongology enthusiast
>>203353626based
>>203353879?
who put a penny in my arse
>>203353865well see I would walk to Frango's in Petersham and purchase a chicken burger
>Ruby Granger lesbian erotica Alright
>>203353903how far a walk is it?
Cities can be niceSorry, don't care about your autisric fantasies about living off grid or in a tight knit farming community or some shite like some amish nonce
CLARE DEVLIN IS THAT YOU
>>20335391910-15 minutescould also get a portuguese tart while I'm there
Might make a giant Minecraft build
>>203353879isnt she like 30hardly beholden to her parents is she so what if shes a lesbian
>>203353834good lad, big fan of your idea
>>203353940they expect her to have children and run the family business
im 29 years old and mum and stepmum still dont know i like boys
>>203353934>>203353940>>203353940>hardly beholden to her parents is sheShe is if she wants any more of daddy's money
Ruby getting excited for her first PrideBlakeney warning her about predatory dykes
>>203353903>Frango’sa VERY important detail of your plan mate, big fan, love it, get amongst it. Good lad
>>203353957gays raised a gaythey were right all along
>>203353957does your mum know youre gay
>>203353980she keeps asking if i have a gf or bf
>>203353921im not amish
slandering the amish is a new low even for /brit/
>>203353987do you?
>>203353701>>203353696
>>203354001far from it!
off to frango's it is then ladshold tight will report back
Might build the Twin Towers in Minecraft and then fill them with TNT
Think i could probably build a business empire if i was lent, say, 20 million or so.
>>203354017have a good trip
>>203354012you a virgin freak or a promiscuous gay freak
bring it back
>Some comments and discussions suggest that Ruby and Blakeney have a close relationship, with Blakeney being described as “mature” and Ruby as competitive and perfectionistic.
>>203354035mad how a lot of these are professional photographers taking pics and they just hold a phone to make it look like a selfie
>>203354043cheers x
hate gays almost as much as poc
>>203354035>>203354048prefer not to say
>>203354035no one should be allowed to transition until they have have the financial resources to do it really classy like this
>>203354063Why are you obsessed with this nobody YouTuber
>>203354071would love to punch him in the stomach
>>203354080Because he is as dull as she is
wish i could transfer my online internet skills to irl
l cant stop pooing. l cant handle it any more lads my arse is crying
Ruby getting deeply into the works of Jeanette WintersonBlakeney getting deep into Ruby
>>203353568of course not, she'd never show her room that dirty
>>203354089are you the falmouth belly puncher x
>>203354035even the most passable tranner is basically just a 6/10 slag
crashing a secret /brit/ meetup and i'm just gonna start punching bellies
>>203353472*BRAAAAAAAP*teehee oops
>>203354112>my arse is cryingisnt that just bussy juice
hate eatinghate pissinghate pooinghate wankingwhat the fuck is the point
>>203354161have you tried smoking
can't believe Alex Salmons dead
>>203353792howling, bet he had like 3 drinks over 2 hours
>>203354161drugs can make you enjoy most of that
I'm unironically subscribed to Ruby's channel because of /brit/
>>203354161just hook us all up to an iv and a catheter and be done
>>203354181Mi6 finally got his ass in Macedonia
>>203354161yeah same to be honestmaintaining this body is such a pain in the arse
>>203353792HATE drunk posting and epic spelling mistakes
state funeral for big eck
any gay bent lads in falmouth need their willy uscked
Just done some abnormal pooing
whether you agree or disagree with his politics alex salmond had a way of getting his point across that is just so far beyond the sad sacks we have left in holyrood and westminster
>>203354265fat frog covered in pimples
>>203354265alex salmond's body lies in state 2024 colourised
>>203354265lovely little toad
>>203354286itth a toad
>>203354297Done him
got the derry girls onVERY funny
>>203354318you're a toad
just did another poo. Blood when l wiped this time.
>>203354346fuck you idiot I counted them and fell asleep
toad is derogatory prison slang for black person
Ruby putting her club thumbs to good useBlakeney experiencing new feelings
>>203354297
>>203354338*sigh* i know...
>>203354363feel like there's much better words they could use
fit
>>203354239you randomly started posting about this girl in 2022 and have continued to do so ever since. why
>>203354368UM
>>203354363do you really need more than one word for them?
>>203354394they do look like toads if you think about it
just finished death wish 3 with my da
>>203354368corr one in the pink one in the stink, bet she's loving it
wew
>>203354463this is not the place desu, nowhere is
>threw up this morning>cant stop pooing>head hurtsits over
one in the stink, the same one in the mouth because shes a dirty slag make her eat her own poo
>>203354494sorry to hear that pal
>>203354463ffs
wish dyinganon would just die already
>>203354436someone on /pol/ asked a few years ago why every word used to describe black people eventually becomes derogatoryI still can't work it out
drunksteamingmight throw up
I'm a hot girlpop girlrich girlI'm a bitch girl
>>203354555what song lyrics are these again
>>203354560https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfL8Vu9PfW8
just seen an off-topic post which could potentially also be considered advertising and extremely low qualitywill the janny intervene? experts are sceptical.
>>203354590imagine slapping this poof as hard as possible across the face
>>203354577yh it is....
>>203354599the poster or the bloke he's posting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAhjfiJjGj0
>>203354623Fat slut
>>203354617only finn l wouldnt harm a fellow /brit/ poster
IT'S A KNIFE WHEN
>>203354635no need to sign your posts
john maus was so good lads
>>203354635me when mum forgot to cook my favourite din din
>>203354623is julian casablancas still fit>>203354639you can slap me um
>carly rae jepsen and tove lo right now
>>203354672what the fucks that dumb bitch playing at
>>203354711delete this
Out of pills gonna have to grit my teeth and just deal with the brain zaps lol
>>203354639>l wouldnt harm a fellow /brit/ posterwhat happens if that poster is clearly from /britfeel/ - surely then it's your DUTY as a /brit/ poster to leather the cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA5l2qsX_O8
so this is druggie mong hours is it?
>>203354606Do you want her youtube? I can give it to you if you'd like
DROP DEAD YE SPITEFUL OL HAG
me? would shag that bloke six ways to sunday
bacon quiche and a piccolo latte down the hatch corrrr
Has F1nn5ter ever had a good shag? Because my god a good rogering is exactly what he needs!
very very drunk lads
alright - it's clearly neet and /r9k/ hoursoff to bed, you fags better not be hear when I wake up
>>203354792Prefer a cortado myself
going to be in oxford in 3 weekends time if anyone fancies a shag
Nevermind lads found a pill we all good
>Type something into YouTube>Go on shorts>Watch a related short>Scroll to the next one>After 5 it stops showing you what you searched for>Random unrelated shorts I don’t care about>Have to exit out, scroll down to a new short about what I searched for and start again>Repeat every 5 shortsWhat’s the point in that then?
>>203354820be off then but alas i dont have a vagina
>bacon quiche and a piccolo latte down the hatch corrrr
>>203354820think the oxford bender was on the other day but he says hes not a gay anymore unlucky
>>203354837clearly jealous because australian coffee culture has overtaken french shite by leaps and bounds
Good evening Lauren Chen my little hapa whore. Take off your panties, my BWC will see to you now
>>203354755don’t usually say but since you’ve badgered me into talking about itDrugs I’ve done whilst partaking in British culture such as raves and generally being a wasteman:cokeacid25i-nbomeMdmaPmaMdaVarious speedsKetamineWeedHashXanaxValiumKlopopinBeta-blockersRhino ketThc pillsBath saltsSolventsAlpha-pvp2ci2cbPoppersMescalineNOS CannistersImagine being such a neek that you’d go through uni not doing drugs.Any drugs you recommend I do while partaking in British culture such as raves and that?Also best combo is the classic Calvin Klein, a trusty reliable ol’ friend that’s only physically bad for you, mentally coke comedowns are a doddle.tl;dr: I fucking love drugs
>>203354830the point of shorts is to look at miscellaneous ones for insta dopamine hit. who searches shorts or wants specific ones. freak
Can feel another poo brewing l can handle it anymore
what did he mean by this?>>203354463>>203354517
>going to be in oxford in 3 weekends time if anyone fancies a shag
>>203354882Best to ignore
>>203354661was supposed to go in norwich last night but got covid
>>203354837just know you're fagging around the house in your parisienne apartment while some nafri twink is splayed out on a velvet loveseat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqBdfJcehis
there's always someone talking about poo in these threadswish you'd move on to urine or vomit
almost halloween
>>203354863overplayed race fantasy
>>203354927would smash this cunt with an elbow off the top rope
>>203354859>australian coffee culturewasn't aware there was onegood for them, can't be worse than yours haha
>>203354939UM
>>203354939if his knob is really over 10 inches he could claim a prize, think it's like 50k for a knob proven to be over 10 inches
bit of a worry
>>203354947Not rocket science is itJust espresso and steamed milkMost frogs drink shite coffee anyway, burnt to fuck
working on my women's ethnicities tier list
>>203354939Examined every pixel of this image and determined conclusively that it is photoshopped
>>203354969'
>>203354966I think his actual length is 9.5 inches, you can see he's pushing the tape in almost 1 inch
>>203354939he's pushing it into his skin, cheating
got a picture of my will where it looks really big and that's the one I always send to girls but it's not actually as big as it looks
>>203354975>white>white>white>white
>>203355009>>203355002Standard way of measuring
>>203354976mine is the size of a mcdonads chip - on a good day
i have a FOUR INCH PENISand it has RUINED MY LIFE in ways a NORMAL SIZED MALE could NEVER IMAGINE
>>203355025there's more than that mate
>>203354996>>203355003explain
have a life crippling internet addiction
>>203355028Bpel yeah but I still think he's pushing in too much Would like to see a ruler measurement. I think he's just shy of 10 inches maybe 9.6 inches
how is a pharmacist a specialist position? it's just counting tablets
>>203354973>and steamed milkno need for thatsame goes for tea btw
My cock is 7" not bone pressed guess it's like 8" actually lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4EU_0vFzuU
unshaved arab fannies it's that simple
>Bpelactually quite revolting to think everyone knows what this means
of course the day i finally remember to buy rennies i don't get heartburn despite eating a load of spaghetti bolognese
>>203355077Lame. Brown. Inferior raceAre you Irish diaspora perchance?
>>203355094let me guess you like asians
>>203355067Okay let's see it
I WANT YOU TO PUT YOUR HAND ON MY KNEE WILL THAT BE ALRIGHT I WNAT YOU TO LOOK AT ME AS IF YOURE LOST HOW MUCH WILL THAT COST THANK YOU SO MUCH
>>203355087I was on pegym and mattersofsize forums decades ago lol
>>203355087i dunno what it means
>>203355107Ewww no disgusting. I like white women only.
>>203355066Yeah you like it black, we get it
>>203355128Bone-pressed erect lengthBasically a cope measurement
>>203355162bizarre thing to make an abbreviation of
>>203355123Yeah exactly
my cock is 3 inches on a good day
so fucking pissed just saw my dream apartment got sold for a price I could afford FUCK OFF
repping new zealand
>>203355162the fuck, how else are you supposed to measure
why dont aussies say flat
JIBUN WO
brat remixes are mostly shit not gonna lie
>>203355150and no sugardark and bitter, just like me...
>>203355198without pushing the tape in to your stomach
>>203355213BING CHILLING
>>203354882I decided to delete my post but 4chon won't let me
>>203355243but the bone is right therewhatall it means is if youre a fatty youre counting whats hidden behind the fat
>>203355250https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2fZjTjQp44
>[deleted]what was it?
>>203355286just some e-girls not even nude
>>203355232https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuF38F_nMY0
get the new baked
measuring my willy all the way down to my anus
>>203355323damn, must be at least 13cm now!
>>203355366>>203355366>>203355366
>>203355342shtu the fuck up
not allowed to make a thread
>>203355270Why would you count what's hidden beneath the fat?you don't have access to it so it's irrelevantit's cope
>>203355286I didn't mean to post the pic so I deleted it, was related to the earlier post I couldn't delete
