baddiedem edish
Favourite Gorilliaz song?
>>203355174https://thebiohacker.com/forums/threads/measurement-abbreviations-and-acronyms.2321/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbJE-KVZvTA
>>203355403DARE
>>203355403itscominup itscominup itscominup itscominup itscominup itscominup itscominup itscominupITS DERE
just back from a month's holiday lads
And you make me(I wanna know where you go when you're feeling alone)You make me so sad, so sad(When you're feeling alone, do you?)And you make me(I wanna know where you go when you're feeling alone)You're making me so sad, so sad(When you're feeling alone, do you?)
>>203355410These abbreviations are used across all the various penis enlargement sites.
>have drinks date set up with girl later today>she texts to ask whether I'd like to go see a movie after drinksseeing a movie on the first date, no way mansitting next to someone for 2 hours not speaking, what's the point, even if it is a shared experience
>>203355410>>203355438heathermong
>>203355410>>203355438you really need to have sex and stop looking up this nonsense
>>203355410>>203355438this is just sad
>>203355438
>>203355410>>203355438very embarrassed that I knew what most of these were
So why did I kiss him so hard late last Friday night?And keep on lettin' him change all my plansI'm either so sick in the head, I need to be bled dry to quitOr I just really used to love him, I sure hope that's it
>>203355410>we use it in PE to measure our progress
>>203355443got a dinner date tomorrow for a first datenever liked doing that but reckon it'll work on this girl
>>203355462
din 'er? I just met 'er!
please god l dont want to poo again
>>203355462>Over the shoulder penis stretchingsurely at that point you're big enough
drunksadgot the fiona apple on
>14
>>203355506fiona apple? what's next, shrek pear?
black irish
>>203355509yes, and?
>>203355500ate the forbidden applenow you have to poo it out, everyday
>>203355506you'll be alright mate
>>203355534dont think i will
https://t.me/HotTok_newbot?start=6533384739https://t.me/cIoIessbot?start=6533384739https://t.me/BeautyTok1Bot?start=6533384739https://t.me/CyberREAL_newbot?start=6533384739
ThundersPlace is the oldest and best-known PE website on the internethttps://penis-enlargement-faq.thundersplace.org/glossary.html
women should not be allowed to own dogs
>>203355547john mcafee
My peace and quiet was stolen from meWhen I was looking with calm affectionYou were searching out my imperfectionsWhat wasted unconditional loveOn somebodyWho doesn't believe in the stuffOh well
>>203355547graham norton
>>203355579shes looking cute nowadays
>>203355579looks so vulnerable here, begging to be raped by 40 year old hags!>>203355602omds max
you lads are saying you're LGBT on job applications right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcogoyYId-M
>>203355366>>203355415>>203355434>>203355469>>203355579>>203355642Gyaldemfreak/Trannyspammer/190/Spainlard/Brick/VPN cuckposter/Rubymong/Heathermong/"Employed" "Woman"
Here we are thenThe lads
>>203355410>>203355473when i was in middle school we werent allowed to measure our own because they thought we would fake it so the teacher measured for us
>>203355646genuinely get an interview every time
uuhhhh yeah I'm bisexual or whatever
>>203355658>portvgvese australiaugh...what could have been...
>>203355666hang yourself instead you fucking freak
>>203355658mad that we let youse all go
finally figured out how to use lifting straps effectively.
>>203355509
my cock is as thin as a pencil
>666
>>203355678it exists mate it's called Petersham
Didn't think had that last rep in me, but then I remembered how EW is also going to the gym now and I can't ever let her out lift me.
>youse
i have never been the chase guy posted
Would it be weird to go for an incel walk at this time?
Love a good arse
>i have never been the chase guy posted
you know what would be absolutely soul crushing? uploading your pathetic CV accidentally, wouldn't be able to recover psychologically from that
they closed the only road I know so I had to figure out a detour home. Took about half an hour of guesswork
doing an iq test but these /g/ lads are too smart for me
>>203355736no, even if it is who cares
>>203355749Only australians can post the beast and quote peoples posts
>>203355689To be fair we are on the literal exact opposite side of the worldeven now travel takes ages and is a pain in the arse, I'm sure in the 1800's it would have been an absolute nightmare to try and control what was going on over here
Sometimes my mind don't shake and shiftBut most of the time, it doesAnd I get to the place where I'm begging for a liftOr I'll drown in the wonders and the wasAnd I'll be your girl, if you say it's a giftAnd you give me some more of your drugsYeah, I'll be your pet, if you just tell me it's a giftCause I'm tired of whys, choking on whysJust need a little because, because
>>203355764cba to do the math
>>203355764I dont have a waifu so i would let her be killed or starve to death or whateverAnyways fuck her, she can be raped by a pack of feral weebs dont give a shuit
>>203355764I would not risk my life for that of a woman's
fill Australia with 1 billion anglos build a big shopping center in the middle of it with a premier inn
I made a mistake.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CCm3Y1XsyI
>>203355814I'd fuck him
>>203355814boner killer of a voice
>>203355764B for Fauna!(I'm watching a baddiedem stream right now tho)
the slop
hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom(Get it hot) get it hot like Papa John(Make a bitch) make a bitch go on and on
>>203355805this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Oz9rEpcBH0
>>203355814he'd get a "bad thing twice"
>>203355764>throwing knife doing more damage than a bullet or a grenade
>>203355403El manana
>>203355842good lad sam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E-dNouUSPM
>>203355865swifties like to call her "anorexiana" even though Taylor referenced having an eating disorder herself (on You’re on Your Own, Kid)what self-absorbed weirdos they are!
>>203355658mental how big the outback isalso you forgot the US :/
>>203355838ffs lads
>anorexiana
>>203355878https://thunders.place/penis-enlargement/clamping-101-the-clamping-guide.html
>>203355842alri samuel
>>203355764none of them have the likelihood to do the full 100HP, but the AK47 is the best option. I just deleted my work like an idiot, but it was something like 96.5 HP compared to 94HP for the Grenade Launcher, and 90HP for the knives.You'll need to be a bit lucky in any case.
>>203355915>>203355838you need to sort yourself out these girls arent worth your views.
>>203355797
reading philosophy to my memberwon't make it bigger, but it will make it deeper
Canada > Australia
>>203355911Only the 13 colonies are really British but you cant select them as a group and I can not be cba typing in each state individually
>>203355934mate that isnt how it works at all
>>203355764binomial distributionthrowing knives are slightly better than grenades which are significantly better than bullets
>>203355973is it not? How does it work then?
>>203355935I listened to Fauna's affirmation ASMR I vehemently refuted every positive word directed towards my character in disgust for an hour x. I'm core audience but I take solace in my self-awareness and comedy of it all x
aff tae bed
I wonder why my ancestors decided to move to NZ instead of Aus or Canada or stay in the UK
tonight's special interest is particularly freakish
oh did samuel holland accidentally doxx himself again? how droll
maybe https://youtu.be/bx1Bh8ZvH84
Dadberg’s cigs stinking up the place. Might be time to replace the air purifier filter
>>203356029this was the best the photoshop could manage
>>203356029erm
>>203355366i am excited for my trip so i am gonna give one of you guys a gift if you live in york. do you want a cowboy hat or just cowhide
>>203355951kek>>203355975>throwing knives are slightly better than grenades which are significantly better than bulletsyour oshi's dead bruv
>>203355984see >>203355975grenade launcher needs 4 or more hits to killak needs 25 or more hits to killknives need 2 or more hits to killso you just sum the probabilities of that happening. so despite>B (96) > A (93.75) > C (90)in terms of average damage>C (64.8%) > A (63.28%) >>>> B (42.75%)in terms of probability a killing sequence will occurhttps://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=%5Csum+_%7Bk%3Dm%7D%5En%28%5Cfrac%7Bn%21%7D%7Bk%21%28n-k%29%21%7D%29%5Ccdot+p%5Ek%281-p%29%5E%7Bn-k%7D+where+p+%3D+0.75%2C+n+%3D+5%2C+m+%3D+4https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=%5Csum+_%7Bk%3Dm%7D%5En%28%5Cfrac%7Bn%21%7D%7Bk%21%28n-k%29%21%7D%29%5Ccdot+p%5Ek%281-p%29%5E%7Bn-k%7D+where+p+%3D+0.80%2C+n+%3D+30%2C+m+%3D+25https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=%5Csum+_%7Bk%3Dm%7D%5En%28%5Cfrac%7Bn%21%7D%7Bk%21%28n-k%29%21%7D%29%5Ccdot+p%5Ek%281-p%29%5E%7Bn-k%7D+where+p+%3D+0.60%2C+n+%3D+3%2C+m+%3D+2
>>203356043cheers son
>>203356058oh that makes sense. I thought there would be some trick to it that i'm missing.
mega schizos in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY6ccLNneZg
>>203355896>>203355931oh god, keep it quiet yeah lads?
>>203356057nope
everybody have fun tonight
everybody wing chung tonight
>>203356130just kill it honestly
math doesnt make me a schizo
awful, awful posts
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of pussy.
need an english twink bf, me
you've left your mark but still no one will remember you
>>203356157
i already know what i want to do in london but whats the best things you can do in york
dipping my mcnuggets in some antimatter
>Girl, 12, dies after being attacked by a pack of 15 dogs.
>>203356202visit the Jorvik museum they have the worlds biggest poo and an automated tour voiced by Sean Bean
>>203356017ngl nz looks pretty peng, better weather than australia and the vegetation seems more reminiscent of europe, a real jewel
>>203356202Ejaculate a poo.
don't feed the bloody yanks
>Woman left fighting for her life after being attacked by her three pitbull type dogs in Dandenong. She was attacked by one of her dogs just days earlier. CCTV footage has also emerged of one of her American bulldogs attacking another dog, a Shiba Inu.
>>203356225honestly thats gonna be the best thing there. I am gonna enjoy the british trip i hope to have a pint
Dog attack anon loves his dog attacks
Shut the fuck up.
janny gone AWOL
fancies himself a poetgive us a poem then lad
countries by year of metric system adoption
>>203356273rorke
Have to go to a conference in Birmingham in a couple of weeks. very grim
>>203356276.
would you rather live in birmingham alabama or your birmingham
this gen used to be at least 50% gay(ish) where did they all go
>>203356276wouldn't say we're metric
>>203356313up your fat yank arse
>>203356298l honestly cant decide
>>203356297there is no way the japs use kelvin in day to day life
>>203356297pic made by some retarded weeb
>>203356338yoda vs sidious
>>203356338i saw a video of a Australian man trying to fight those little monkies in thailand. i did not realize they were that mean
>>203355764I can already guess they end up being exactly the same total damage
>>203356338i have this image named as "argentine vs brasileiro" and have been banned 5 times for its usage
nth for the holodem
bought frozen doner meat in me morrisons order ladsexcited to see if it's any good£2.50 for 600g so who knows. if it is then i'll be saving a pretty penny in the fyooch
nothing stopping me from being a "holodem". Nobody would know i'm a man irl
>>203356382kys mong
So is heathersubhuman's new obsession flayed cock?
holodemor
My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it.
>Russia has Blocked 7TV over LGBT Emotes
>>203356399voice changing tech isn't nearly good enough to pull it off
black men
coons
watching the streamerdem
might put on my realistic wog silicone mask and
>>203356421What does that meanThought that was Tera Melos album
>>203356423I could use an intentionally fake anime girl voice and just say the voice changer is so i can sound more uwu kawaii rather than being to hide that i'm a guy. Or I could learnt o do a girl voice like those guys who used to go on Omegle and pretend to be girls
why do brits larp as metric users
kek the absolute madman
>>203356458Why don't you then
>>203356473l'll wait to hear why he's on the run from the police before calling him based
>>203356491i just looked it up and what the fuckhe's megamind
>>203356515that kids hair is criminal
>>203356467we use celsius, dd/mm/yyyy, kg, ampere, moleIt's literally just miles for road signs and pints in pubsthat's it
saw a blatant psyop on reddit's front page and they're all eating it up morons
>>203356515Just fuck my child's shit up senpai
>>203356533what about for height
>>203356549pic related?
>>203356563goofy ass nigga
applying for jobs is so fucking grim
>>203356491He divorced the mother and obviously the mother was going to get custody of the kids but he didnt want her to, so he took them and ran off in to the woodsthere was a hard push from the media that he was a crazy guy who was going to murder-suicide or something but they turned up later completely fine and all the people who know him who got interviewed said he was a good guythen the whole thing basically happened again except he's evaded the cops for 3 years instead of a few months
>>203356533>miles and miles per hour>pints and gallons>stone, pounds, and ounces>horses measured in hands>acres and square feet>inches>kilowatt-houretc
>>203356595lts slightly like that movie Hunt for the Wilderpeople
rorke pulling up to the function in an AMS-129 Geara Zulu (Erika Custom)
>>203356559you got me there NIGGAyou got me there
>>203356608wonder what happens in canadais it identical to us?
>>203356559>>203356563>>203356570>>203356590>>203356595look at this string of anglophone countriesbeautiful ting innit
>>203356617can you explain mecha autism to me what is it about these dolls is so interesting to weebs
Slugs and snails are hermaphroditic, their species have only one sexClown fish can change their biological sex whenever they wantMale seahorses give birthThere's species of clams that have literally hundreds of distinct biological sexes Gay sex is common place amongst penguins, bats, lionsFemale hyenas have anal sex with male hyenas by inserting their clitoris into the males anusStop acting like being trans is so weird when nature does shit like this constantly
>>203356642giant robots mate
>>203356612yeahmental that they've been in the bush for 3 years now
>>203356626mad how he was just giving a speech, tweeting, having a normal fucking dayand then he was just goneit's preferable to slow cognitive decline surebut so unpredictableamazing
>>203356635i think so. except i dont think they use stone and some of the odder ones
>>203356652>unpredictablehe was fat and scottish
>>203356638vocaroo yourself saying "beautiful ting innit"
>>203356638full-house innit
>>203356635we use metric for basically everything except a person's height and weight, and cooking>>203356642see >>203356645
>Salmond's wife (widow) is 17 years his senior
>>203356647me? havent been in a bush in over 3 months
>>203356645yeah but they're not really they're just vaguely robotic looking cartoons no mecha could actually work
>>203356654>>203356664another question is why our colonies don't use imperialand why aus/nz is different from us/canadadid we force upon them a system that we ourselves don't even stick to?
>no mecha could actually work
no offence by the way I like mecha stuff too some of it is so silly like this >>203356617 which barely even looks like a mecha yet has some serial number as if it's part of some larger autistic catalogue
used to think he was called Alex Hammond wasn't until I saw it written
>>203356687i think we all used the same thing back in the day but as the UK weakened its grip, and then we just went on our separate ways. with some metricifying more than others
>>203356608>Unknown non-metricwhat are those Liberians up to?
spent a good 20 minutes panicking since i was trying to find some important documents only to realize it was in the fireproof safe that props up my monitor
>>20335666586grim
>>203356712it IS part of some larger catalogue mate
>>203356731it's not like he met her when she was 86
>>203356712gundam is 45 years oldthere are hundreds of different mobile suits
Mate...its giant robots
western mechs > eastern mechs
might get into my realistic wog mech suit and
rorke explaining the difference between mech's and power-armour
Phil escapes from his Mitchell made prison
>>203356786and now you can't finish the post as you've forgotten how to read and write being a wog, tragic
>>203356749yeah but a 27 year old marrying a 44 year old is a bit weird
Snapewives were a subset of the Potterhead community, almost entirely middle aged women. Their popularity peaked around 2006-7.They believed the Harry Potter universe was secretly real but the Ministry of Magic had erased all knowledge of this from Muggle memory.They believed that after death, Severus Snape ascended to Godhood, and his spirit would aid and comfort his worshippers, protecting them from harm, possessing their bodies, and sexually satisfying them.They believed Snape was a real wizard and now a real God, and that they could all marry him and have spirit sex with him.
l'm going for a walk, l may be some time
im a wreck without my little china girl
walk cunt loves his 3am walks
suh dude
>>203356824The Snapewives believe JK Rowling was possessed by the spirit of Snape to write the books and reveal the hidden truth to the world.Snapewives also saw a revival on Tumblr in the late 2010s, however these second wave Snapewives didn't take the beliefs of the first generation literally, and simply saw Snape as an attractive film character to thirst over and fantasise about.The second wave fans were mostly younger millenials.
might hide in a cardboard box on the freeway
>>203356878>>203356890https://youtu.be/vmDDOFXSgAs
>>203356778western mechs don't really exist outside of star wars walkers (which are dumb)battletech, which is what most people would consider archetypal of western mecha design, is actually based heavily on macross
>>203355666surely that would just stretch the skin and youd end up with a floppy foreskin
star trek is adored by midwits but star wars is for actual children
There's a frost on the ground, I'm smoking a cigarette and waiting for the 4 am train out of Scotland
>>203356946Actually both were former kino and sovl that were unfortunately ruined by JJ Abrams. He is the destroyer of sci-fi and space opera franchises.
i think it's gonna rain i hate it here
I like Scotland
>>203356976>>203356983https://youtu.be/BmdCCRpCG3w
There should be a Scottish Hitler
>>203356946TNG and DS9 are peak sci fi. It just makes rightoids seethe.Nu-Trek films are trash.Original SW trilogy is good. Prequels were mediocre but I enjoy them because they were my childhood. Rest is mostly shite.
>>203356297did you know japan is the only country that has all four seasons?
baddiedem drive
>>203357009https://youtu.be/a9qKkG7NDu0
>>203357009No there shouldn't, fuck off twat.
just shagged anudda girls arse legally and consensuallyshe has a brain tumour tho so garn hafta break up wid hercant be dealin wid dat
>>203357009scotler
>>203356378it's not an image
>>203357036finally a good post with a cat image attached
>>203357036vaxxed?
>>203356608we are big brained enough to convert between both on the fly
>>203357065https://youtu.be/a9qKkG7NDu0
Might become a presbyterian and move to Ulster
>>203356739>>203356753I see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfrWxhy6rMA
middle aged pedophile who is obsessed with ginger kids who listens to washed up rappers so bizarre
finna put 2 day old leftover kebab meat on this bitch
>>203357126https://youtu.be/BnQKxTxOYB0
>>203357111Why are so angry gfy
>>203357126enjoy your diarrhea
3 days ago the UN released a report explaining how they had found proof of systematic mass rape of Palestinian women and children by Israeli soldiers.So far not a single major western news outlet has reported on it.
>>203355443how did you get a date lad?
>>203357142You are a freak and no one likes you
Mad he isnt getting attention so he cries to me like I care (protip: I dont)
>>203357158you just ask em
>>203357142see>>203357160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiYUlUzLGPw
>>203357045Moving images are images
>>203357160>>203357186Neck yourselves your posts are usually pretty shitty dimwits
>>203357166where do you ask them? where did you ask this one? at the shops or something?
>>203357231not him but I just ask them on hinge
>>203357204You are literally a demented pedophile with nothing interesting to say ever no one ever had conversations with you they just want you to go away if you died it would be a relief for everyone seriously you've been avatarfagging here for years and everyone hates you not one person likes you even a little bit
My life has been nothing but misery and suffering Don't blame me for being an edgelord
LOL bless his heart bro
>>203357231>>203357247https://youtu.be/5zCJwn3Ym7g
toilet sex
wait there's a paedo among us?
>>203357189blud got addicted to nos. complete wrongun
>>203357247mad crazy how I'm gonna die alone because I am basically crippled when it comes to talking to women, even though I'm cute and have a big dick
>>203357302Talk to men
learning the truth about "catyank" actually made me sick to my stomachmousey doesn't seem nearly so bad anymore
>>203357302practice makes perfect mate get that todger to work
>>203357294Hi 190
>>203357258Another thought provoking post. Honestly can you say you've posted anything of value in response to me, ever? No. Same bs each time whining & crying. You like arguing bcos you LITERALLY have no fucking life beyond this place and feed on the negative energy. Me? I don't even ever talk to you lmfao
I want to make music but I have no friends to form a band with
>>203357317what do you say on hinge lad?
https://youtu.be/-ioRWlG9PBQ
>>203357347>>203357258>>203357258
>>203357336different per lass usually just something flirty and lighthave good luck on there don't listen to the "online dating doesn't work for men" spackers
>>203357302ktim except ugly and mediocre dick
>>203357368cheers lad. I'm not gonna take your advice, but thanks for posting it anyway. think I might crawl up into a ball and just wait for death
>>203357368>>203357379https://youtu.be/lUzyJWgCqJk
>>203357388lad give it a go just find a nice 6/10 for a starter shag
>>203357302prove it, show us your willy you ninny
>>203357323>posted anything of value in response to me >>203357323Such as? What's there to respond to? Your library of pictures of dead children that you've spammed here for years? Your random stock photos of books you've supposedly read but never share any thoughts about ever even when asked because you have none in your empty head? Your hundreds of posts saying "smoking rn" as if that somehow makes you not appear like a friendless pedophile freak? You're an inhuman ghoul and everyone hopes you kill yourself sooner rather than later.
I'm never posting a YouTube upload again. We'll see if the Canadian stops bitching for posting mummy (he wont)
>>203357403I'm scared of making an account and no woman accepts me>>203357431just masturbated earlier so I got nothing left in the tank
Love paks
GETit MADE
>>203357450>kill yourself Underage b8. No wonder why nonce shit sets you off naive fuck pipe down
>>203357454Is this how you cope with the eternal loneliness? By pretending people care if you attach a rap video with your avatar spamming? Get a fucking grip.
>>203357469get in I said GET IN
>>203357368doesnt work for me cos i'm ugly and autistic and have fucked up teeth and speccy four eyes
>>203357497>low IQ schizo pedo babble Get help before you hurt someone
>>203357512probably fixable mate
>>203357499Lol laughable read a book stupid pos
>>203357490love you
>>203357469Women will accept you, the algos are generous. And if they don't, it'll shake some sense into you if you need that. It's a gentle rock bottom to have if it's your rock bottom, come out of those swinging and they're good for you. Unless you don't come out swinging and crumble and fall into a deep, deep depression that lasts for, oh, 6-7 years and keeps getting worse ahahaha
>>203357535No one has ever been your friend You have never received a reply on this website that wasn't someone telling you to fuck off Everyone you know would be relieved if you killed yourself
my friend who is a gay nerd retard (literally bums men) managed to shag girls off tinder you lot can manage it too
daen a jobby
>>203357553fucking muppet
>>203357595I hope you die in your sleep
>>203356416FOSYEG
Apparently it's well documented that if you face 1 fear you're noticeably likelier to face other fears as a result and it makes you a braver person at baseline. Say this as someone who never faces fears and catastrophizes everything. Part of the culture on this website as a whole by the way, depression spiraling and catastrophizing.
Is Sweetums technically even a muppet?
>>203357540>Unless you don't come out swinging and crumble and fall into a deep, deep depression that lasts for, oh, 6-7 years and keeps getting worse ahahahalmao is this what happened to you? it's sorta what happened to me when it didn't work out with a girl I had feelings for about 10 years ago. The depression getting worse by the year is spot on
mis piggy pegging kermit
>>203355396>>203355396>>203355396
