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Bought picrel and an s24U today
cant stop drinking sweet drinks im going to get diabetes
>>203357715Slavery is back in stock!
selected by random (folder plug in) from the Animals folder
feel like SHIT
How do you even talk to women?I went to all boys schools from age 13 up and then did a 99% male degree then got a wfh toil, so I unironically haven't interacted with females since before pubertyliterally the only IRL interaction i've had with women in the last decade has just been cashiers or customer service peopleI have no idea what to do
I am I constant severe physical pain and it makes me suicidal
>>203357761you open your mouth and say words to them
>>203357761dunno mate but I've shagged about 100
hi lads
>>203357761idk I'm scared to talk to women
Australians Arise!
Blakes 7
quitting social media for 3 weeks to focus on exams (starting tomorrow)
>>203357814HEIL
>>203357646Yeah, that happened to me too about 10 years ago now. From an outsider's perspective, it's obvious you just have to get back out there and fake it until you make it and all that but it gets harder to break out of mind prison the longer you wait.
Israel just in the past hour or two officially announced it has began a new operation The aim is now openly to eradicate all life in Northern Gaza, via implementing starvation and preventing any food from enteringIn reality, it's already a week since any food reached the north of Gaza.They're now openly admitting to intentionally starving the entire civilian population. And yes of course they continue to bomb them too.But I don't see how they can deny genocide now they've made the pronouncement that their current strategic aim is to starve the civilians to death.
>>203357830
>>203357829I am breaking out and struggling every day
alternative timeline kaisermania sounds cool
>>203357829your virginity almost grows back, happens to the best of us
I've got Kaisermania
>>203357814>kaisermaniakino
a girl didn't like me 10 years ago so now I'm going to be a fag about it forever
>>203357833I hate this worldPure evil and suffering constantly What can be done when our own government provides the weapons to conduct genocide?
Reminder the canuck said he could easily rape me and is constantly bullying me (wikilad)
>>203357861dunno lol
>>203357861You know we can tell when you reply to yourself right?
Australians arise, from the bog. Woolloomooloo? More like Poopoopoopoo. Claim your destiny: shit in the streets.
we are the dinosaurs of the insect world
>>203357871You think only 1 person in /brit/ finds the idea of genocide soul destroying?Go to sleep you idiot child
>>203357781same but heartbreaks.......
>>203357866you should be drowned alive
>>203357781>severe physical painwhere?
>>203357923Nerve pain
>>203357923all over my ligma
>>203357833
Might commit pooicide
>>203357923his arse? that's the only place i can think of where the pain is unbearable
>>203357829>but it gets harder to break out of mind prison the longer you waityeah people just don't understand how it is. Take >>203357854 for example. he is trying to belittle us because he "gets pussy" apparently, but doesn't take into account all the other factors that could be at play. Very rude of him
The past year made me realise anti-Zionist ultra orthodox Jews are cool and kino, and that all zionists / Israelis are bloodthirsty genocidal schizosBefore October 7th I didn't know or care about the Jews at all
cucumber is the best vegetable i reckon
>>203357854but yes you are correct. I complain because my philosophy is if I'm miserable, everyone else should be too
>>203357982Give it a rest Mohammed it's 4:30 in the morning.
>>203357987Spinach
>>203357997your mental
>>203357933did you fuck up your spine
>>203357997real shit
>read a post that I don't relate to at all>click the post number to reply>"ktim"
>>203357990Shut up Moishe, nobody believes your "all people against genocide are Hamas terrorists" bs
>>203358012ktim
>>2033579904:41 actually you blind CUNT
>>203357987carrots and your favourite onion derivative
>>203358018Londonpaki
>>203358008Did I fuck it up? No. Did a surgeon fuck it up when he was supposed to fix it? Yes.Did I get any compensation? No.
im a fucking powerhouse
Londonpaki is still awake at nearly 5am GMT seething about imaginary Jews who live in his head rent free.
>>203358031You are literally a Jewish Zionist defending Israel on /brit/ at 4.45 am
during my surgical residency i took this cunts spine out and accidentally put it back the wrong way around lol hope no one noticed
My snazzy percussion has left the bassline wanting Oh, bother
twirling me bollocks around with one hand like clackers
>>203357997scran
>>203358032yowchfucking sorry la
Israeli operatives hard at work rn calling anyone who opposes genocide racist slurs
spinachcord out in full force today
>>203358071fuck you know bout popeyemaxxing nigguh
>>203358047A bad post>>203358055A good post>>203358070A bad post>>203358060A good post
mass replying = child rapist
hoovering a banana up me bum
>>203358093notice the flags
>>2033579701 thing I heard from Derren Brown recently, is sometimes its helpful to shift your perception of events from visceral 1st person to something like you on a cctv camera doing the thing you're ruminating about. The you and me on the cctv camera probably benefits from exposure to >>203357854 attitude. Except when we don't and the spiraling continues. Hard to build back up when status tokens are in the red. But then status tokens aren't real. Just like money. Don't need the stuff, get it out of here, that's what I say.
Spinach is a nutrient-rich superfood containing substantial levels of Vitamin A, Vitamin C, Iron and Potassium.Spinach can support overall health, including immune function, bone health, and vision.
thoughts of buying a prostate simulator creeping up again
everyone hypes up TOOL but i listened to their song and it was kind of shit...
reckon i must be comfortably in the top 5 percent of fish eaters in britainprobably biscuits too come to think of it
>>203358161their singular song yeh?
One thing I heard from Bobby Darin recently: Every night I hope and pray, a dream lover will come my way; a girl to hold in my arms, and know the magic of her charms.
>>203358161does tool have a big fanbase in australia
>>203358148think of it as a massager instead of a simulator so it doesnt feel wrong
>>203358161more of a The Mars Volta general anyway
is that.......petrol?!?!?!AAAAAAAHHHHHHH.......IM ENTERING THE DREAMTIME!!!!!!!!
>>203358175yeah
>>203358161>>203358191You mean The Smiths.
>>203357814Atleast we're speaking Chinese
>>203358196what you got against spinach
Aboriginals got that kind of soul, wisdom, and connection to the Earth and nature that really unsettles and angers white colonists who work in pointless jobs in offices and rely on modern technology to function.
>>203358199what happens when they go to the dreamtime that they cant do under whitey
>>203358236BVSED
i heard aboriginals can survive getting run over, they just fall asleep on the roads
confidently replied to that post i did
>>203358229think calling it the best vegetable is a ludicrous claim
Put another prawn on the barbo, and another abbo on the stretcher.
>get into bed>notice blood stains on the sheets>notice it lines up with where the back of one of my legs would be>check my leg>no obvious signs of any injury or bleeding uhh.... lads?
>>203358288maybe you squashed a bug
to be fair you need to have a very high IQ to understand the likes of TOOL and The Mars Volta so i dont expect youll find much interest from the denizens of /brit/
>>203358288Maybe you sat on something sharp.
the new pupper
tool playing in the australian outback to a bunch of bogans whacked out on psychedelics
Thinking about the Gallipoli campaignabsolutely fucked it didn't we?
>>203358311nice doggo m8
Got weird looks or sheer confusion whenever I tell anyone irl my taste in music so I stopped doing soNow everyone wonders why I don't talk about what music I likeYou can't win
off to bed hope wagies all made the most of tonight
>>203358325What did you tell people?
>>203358111spot on mate, couldn't have said it better myself. There needs to be a changing of the guard, so to speak. whereby all of no-love havers need to be given cute, virgin white gfs, which will then lead us to become more productive members of society
>>203358318>we?nah, that was that nonce churchill
>>203358325wish i could just fabricate a fake response but i have no idea what is actually popular and somewhat good so i just say nothing and always come off as a virgin
>>203358342Prefer not to say x
>>203358342I'm a huge TOOL
>>203358320thx m8
>>203358379is that you? Aryan as fvck, Nordic Prussian ethnicity
>>203358357dont virgins radiate a natural aura that tells people they are without saying a word?
>>203358453i look like this but my name isnt vile shlomo and ive never been to israel
>>203358453that is assad wearing a disguise
>>203358453he kind of looks chad
>>203358453Criticise genocide and he'll show up here in seconds using a British flag to call you a racial slur or some /brit/ personality
battyclart
DA JOOOOOOOOS
>Criticise genocide and he'll show up here in seconds using a British flag to call you a racial slur or some /brit/ personality
having some gay porn yoghurt
>>203358491Point proven
>>203358466>>203358471
>>203358498is it spaff
>>203358508true the ladies always LOVE IT when i stick my beak up there
Fart of Darkness
>>203358453kek they really do look like this
rape is powerful as a plot device but is very easy for an inexperienced writer to fumble
Thoughts on the metric system?
>>203358549
>>203358471Yes.
>>203358562i dont look anything like this
>>203358473>he, as in, the singular JIDF poster
>the singular Anglo-Israeli Judeo-Christian chad
maddening how if only a woman had of shown me love in life I wouldn't have turned out this way, and I could have been happy and not wasted my life. It's all women's fault
>>203357871>>203357943>>203357990>>203358031>>203358491>>203358562All these posts were made by the same racist, genocidal, Jewish zionist poster
did the poeple talking about palestine just wake up or are you all still up at a 5am
>>203358606all me
>>203358605bet you still think about your grade 9 crush
corrr
>>203358631hot poopoo dog
>>203358621nah, I do think about the one that got away. although if she got away, it means she never really cared for me in the first place. it's over
putting clay up my arse then pooing it out and selling it to an art gallery
>>203358616>>203358617Both members of the zionistcord are raiding /brit/
>>203358653*does a little jew dance as hava nagila plays*
>>203358621Year 8 actually
>>203358653Only palestrannies use discord
going to make 2 coffees
>people who spread on both pieces of a sandwich Why brotherYou're about to put them together, they're about to become one. Their assets will be shared from that point forward, it makes no material difference which slice brought spread to this culinary marriage. The action is dubious.
>>203358689Making one for your girlfriend? x
>>203358689is one for your girlfriend? I wish I had a girlfriend
ktim
this is my life today
>>203358714>>203358717theyre both for me
>>203358702love the word dubipous
>>203358734greedy cunt, at least make one at a fucking time
smushing a poo between my toes
>>203358749yeah mate I adore the word dubipous
this is just a small taste of the futurehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZR_2nBzBrA
>>203358760whos to say i didnt mate
stuffing clay up my AI fanny and giving birth to little robot babies
>>203358768
>>203358806if it were clay I think it would be closer to call them homunculi
freddos just went woke
golem golem golemi made you out of clay
golems are made out of snow blocks or iron blocks
working on my delightful song
>how people think a shagger feels when he says he has 5 dates coming upYes mate! He's diving into that gash! On ya!>what he actually thinksI'm tired
any lads here been skydiving? did it once me. tandem albeit. not quite comfortable with a man's genitals so close to my rectal cavity, but alas, the experience of soaring though the air majestically like an eagle was well worth it
I’ve revived him now we’re heading south boundNow we’re in the pleasant park streetsLook at the map go to the mark sheets
>>203358702less chance of it spilling over if you can control the amount on two planes instead of one
aussies havent gotten any replies from brit flags or yank flags in a whilewell im off sorry, cant spare any more (you)s
It's Yu-Gi-Oh's 25th anniversary this year so they're re-releasing a bunch of the og cardsmight pick up a few packs just for nostalgia sake
>>203358856kahtimmersssss
>>203358886I know its still early days but i think this might a contender for POTT
>>203358914do i look like a nigga who cares
>>203358919which was your favorite tin
>>203358778thought it was a tranny though so clearly didnt work on me
>>203358936I was a "Legend of the Blue Eyes" kind of guyMy favourite monster was Exodia thoughApparently they're also bringing in some new support cards for Exodia to make him viable in the current gameI haven't played since I was a kid, just thought it was a neat thing and some other lads might be interested in picking up some of their childhood cards again
>>203358919They've been doing this quarter century nonsense for 3 years now
Me when I see a brown girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X9nifQGOK8todays watch
Got my diaper on
up at this hour, on a sunday, can’t go back to sleepit’s all fucked
>>203358977Those packs were like 1$ more expensive here and they had the shittiest cards but the special blue eyes you could get was cooler than in the premade Kaiba deck.I remember playing a lot in the years 2005-2007
>implying your (((you)))s mean anything to me
>aussie admitting he's just screaming into the voidkek
>>203358977liked red eyes black dragon more personally i dont remember how good the cards were in those tins because it was literally like 20 years ago but i think they were almost all shit
>>203359025Just close your eyes and stop thinking of stuff
>>203359077If it was a premade tin with the premade deck and a few random packs it probably had a few good cards in it.The problem with the Legend Of The Blue Eyes White Dragon set was it was the first set ever printed and a lot of the cards were just cards that you saw on the TV show so they were giga shit because they were under powered.
>>203359133too late, almost sucked down the morning cuppa
>yanks think they're "british" when really they're the biggest mongrels on the planet, literally demon beastfolkkek
we're literally golems, get it right
>>203359223>T gookfolk
toasted ham cheese scranwiches
>get halfway through song>want to add all this convoluted stuff to make it "complete">really cant' be arsedSo that's how it's over then is it?
>the vile beast-cretin replied to me like a dog begging to it's master
so its come to this/brit/ on a Sunday morning
>>203359266literally exactly what im doing at this present moment, trying to flesh out this dumb little song but ive never made a full thing before
>>203359252phwoaar yes, get some Wussie sauce on that bad boy
>>203359291https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPzDTfIb0DU
noticed the only time yanks are somewhat civil is when they discuss guns
>>203359319that's because they're too busy planning to shoot children with them
run this aussie ragged with my little post, i haveshould have said ktim instead of kek
I probably should be locked up in a mental hospital lol
(((it))) is STILL seething kek i mogged you GET OVER IT
>>203359390Needs to lose about 15 kg, honestly.
bros posting like its his first day on 4chan
cant believe big lenny is dead (RIP)
i always thought that mooslems put the (pbuh) after mahomet's name it looked like they were spitting
I've finishied 3 youtube playables so far
>>203359298the percussion doesn't match the basslinethe bassline should be so much better than it is but I'm not sure how to make an epic trance bassline yetI think I have to edit the waveform itselfReally have no idea how they manage to make it sound so good
cowards too scared to @ me. i'll take your life, little dog you are
Might start a street gang
>>203359453here you go, little buddy. i never meant to hurt you all along
Thoughts on girls who weigh more than 6 stone?
Might break the law
>(((it))) @'d me again like the good little dog it iskek oh my days, unbelievably embarrasing
Not sure if I should wank
would clarence be a good generic kiwi nameno, no, keith, isn't it?
>>203359473follow your heart
>>203359473Thought's on wanking to girls who weigh more than 6 stone?
>>203359473>>203359472>>203359466>>203359464>>203359454the gang's all here now
>>203359476kiwis must be big fans of transcendental idealism because there sure are a lot of kants there
>>203359492Don’t like skinnards me. Prefer big arses
>>203359514I'm a big arse.
The Mr Asia drug syndicateNow THOSE were some NZ entrepreneurs
Sam Hyde is so fucking ugly it's unreal. I would legit kill myself if I was as ugly, fat, and unfunny as he is.
>>203359514a fine pair of negress posteriors
>>203359608did sam hyde fuck ya mum or something?
>>203359608>Height: 1.96 m...Like his appearance actually matters.
it's ogre
>>203359442poast it heres mine, right now its a bunch of disjointed stuff https://vocaroo.com/18htdY50hkCl
The biggest ick is when he claims he's 6', but he's actually 5'11 and 3/4". Men under 6' are so disgusting.
will be leaving the flat in approx 40 minutes
My biggest ick is if his mailbox is right next to his door and instead of walking out to check it he peaks his head out of the door a little like a chipmunk or something
>>203359680needs some didgeridoo in there
when you ask him what that weird website is with the blue background he's always browsing and he says "uhh reddit"
>>203359745ktmi
>>203359745use the black background as it's more inconspicuous (even though I live alone)
belt sanding a poo
fingering myself
>youwanks in front of the toilet with your phone perched on the cistern playing some tinny-sounding shit at 360p>mewanks at my standing desk with 1440p monitor and quality speakers
>>203359514black women have hair like the predator
averaged OVER seven hours sleep the past weekhow good is that
>>203359809erm the iphone actually supports 1080p??
>>203359809i wank in the shower to my vivid imagination
>>203359786do you also take a deep sniff after too? like full on finger in the nose to get the maximum stank deep in your nostrils.
>>203359809i wank on the settee
>>203359809You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen - you've got white-out all over your screen.
>>203359833imagine the smell
>>203359823good job little guy
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Not sure if I should wank anon here, just wanked. Thought you should know
Is it true that after a certain age, being single as a man is considered a bad thing?
i need to stop drinking manwas my birthday last night and i’ve had like 15 drinks and 6 snus and a few linesi’m literally cold as fuck shakingam fuckin dying man. av fucked it. Jesus is going to be fucking raging at me
>>203359922Thoughts on 16 year olds who sneak into the club to snort a line with you?
i’m literally rolling about on the fuckin flairAw fuckin naw
>>203359809I have my PC connected to my 4k 55 inch TV and wank on the sofa
>>203359922which snus?
>>203359894this post convinced me to accept faggots
>>20335993716 year olds shouldn’t have the opportunity to get drunk despite the binge drinking being british culture am fuckin half dead. can’t walk.
dinner is served
Just finished a wank I started at half 10 last night. Think I've actually thrown out my shoulder and tricep in the process fs. Actually have pins and needles in my hand. Been months since I've done something like that.
>>203359963always assumed the antipodean diet was more slug oriented myself
>>203359963felt a bristly tingle on my upper lip just thinking about scranning that
>>203359974Sort your fuckin life out
>>203359974drugswanklad? hope you've not relapsed for your own sake x
>>203359981haha yeah...
am gonny go aff ma fucnkn nutmost of yees aren’t even fuckin real
>>203359984Soberwanklad. Never done so much as a pint in my life, nevermind speed n that. Just a turbo-edger, I'm afraid.
>>203359974yeah I've had a couple all night wanking sessions in my youth, usually when I discover some new fetish or pornstar that really pushes my buttons. Always felt like absolute death after and with painful balls and joints, really can't be good for you
AV WENT FUCKIN MENTALAV LOST MA HEED MAN
>>203359995why don't you drink
roooooot
>>203360001seems fair to me
>>203360006Just never started. No real reason. Just never took to it.
>>203360015presumably you've got no friends?
finna go take a poop in the bathroom bros
>>203359961Sort your life out.
>>203359974
>>203360020Got loads of mates desu. They don't mind that I don't drink. I still go to the pub, I just drink coke.
woke up about an hour agomight go back to bed
>>203360024why are you posting here? some candidan virgin without the first clue of british culture
holy crap dude this guy only drinks soda at the bar what do his buddies think about that
>>203360042ktim an hour is long enough of consciousness to exhaust me these days
Jack Everard of Ilford, Essex, tucks into a cigarette sandwich. He has cut down his intake to 40 a day, but eats them rather than smokes them. (1968)
might go to a pub and order a woka cola and see what they give me
>>203360058lambert & butter
>>203360058remember being told at school that if you wanted to throw up and get the day off to scran the baccy end of a cigarette and it would make you vom more or less immediately not too sure that bloke is telling the truth
The British race racially and darwinially triumphed over the TeutonWhether it was beating the Vikings in the medieval age or BTFOing Krauts twice in 40 years.
Been watching marvelslop recently, it’s utter shite
>>203360045Armoured cars and tanks and guns came to take away our sons, but every man must stay behind the arbitrary wire
>>203360102it's all pretty irredeemable except maybe Iron Man 1
English fellas are just simply Brythonics pretending they are Scandinavians
>>203360111very very good film this, the rest of them are shite though
>>203360104Through the little streets of belfast in the dark of early morn british soldiers came mauradingwrecking little homes with scorn
Mental MI5 arrested my extended family on suspicion of being IRA men and they expect me to serve them
wish i was having sex with another male
>>203360158>>203360158>>203360158
>>203360119belongs in a virginous neo nazi discord channel
