gentle hermione edition
DSY
cat with a strawberry
>Boy, 8, drowns in public pool in China despite other swimmers metres away
>>203362482beautiful post~
Britbongs have become the #1 BBC-obsessed cuuckposting nation on 4chan, which is pathetic, and also hard to do on this gay websiteI guess they're reminded of BBC when they watch the "telly"
>>203362458mental how if someone's named hermione now it would never be after this flower
>>203362477you just know this guy is in for a huw edwards-tier downfall
*pisses on a dead black kid's grave*
>>203362477based greghe looks 100% natty as well
>>203362477odd looking fellow
>>203362509
>>203362509BBC posting is based though
>>203362513He's all smiles for the camera but off camera he is more of a post fame and fortune ricky gervais
>>203362541This is me every sontag morgen. Got the flag as well.
>>203362477why does he hate his autistic son so much?
Hey guys good morning! I hope you all have a lovely day!!
reckon dating app culture overwhelmingly favours men over women
>>203362633howling
>>203362633*claps your mums cheek*Ayo ytboi bring to sister next time
...Anonymous10/13/24(Sun)09:45:19 No.203362633 reckon Australian cunt culture overwhelmingly favours cunts being cunts
HEEE HE HEE HEEEEE
>>203362646it's true tough
>>203362510the rose is named for a character in shakespeare's a winter's tale
>>203362658well I mean it would wouldn't it
>>203362633This might be the most detached from reality post I've ever seen on 4chan
>>203362655asf
Now that the dust has settled what the fuck was his problem?
well cunt mean it cunt cuntn't it
>>203362695?
Would you date a 6'2" woman?
>>203362692disprove it then
>>203362699Cancer I heard.
>>203362699Heard the kid has serious anger issues like his da
I wish George Carlin were still alive, just so I could enjoy hearing about him dying again
>>203362745>the sing god save the king for the first time>king gets cancer a week later
>Searching for posts that contain ‘Now that the dust has settled’. Returning only first 5000 of 31963 results found.Why do autists love this phrase
>>203362762So does kate. Good news all around
>>203362722I'm 6'2" so yeah.
>>203362458hermosa hermoine
>>203362477looks like a sentient egg
New Polls! (Looking Good for Trump!)
>>203362722she wouldn't even look at me since i am half a foot shorter
am fortunate enough to have never used a dating app
>>203362790No
>>203362722yes, I need some snu snu
>>203362787
inceloids like to imagine they'd be shaggers if tinder didn't exist but they can't actually explain why
>>203362787Reckon he shagged loads. And he did a loads of geezers in as a millwall fan in the hooligan era
sunday dinner with nanberg
Why are we obsessed with Greg now?
now that the smoke has cleared...
>>203362809Sometimes I wonder if my dad would have made it in the current dating market.He's a mild-mannered man with aspergers. I'm fairly certain he's had sex with 2 women: my mum and my step-mum, both of whom he met at his work.
>>203362829>now
>>203362819enjoy!
DEVIL FINGERRRR
among uhuru anglos cults obeyafter much fudging gun gusto zulu sleeps typically yearsgo guess fussing multitudes smugly unto dances with others
Just had a wank over Jamila Jamils latest reel
>>203362829no worries mate, it's only people with cancer. You worry about your extra G. Mastertwat
>>203362835well he'd still meet those women at work wouldn't henot denying dating is harder now but men benefit more from hook up culture than women
gained some weight
>>203362835doubt it, back then people were confined to go out with people that they met regularly or knew in person, they had very limited options and had to make do
>>203362835this some gimmick I'm not aware of?I know I've read this post verbatim at least once before
>>203362852need her on Onlyfans with a BWC up her chuff
>>203362869benefit howI'm completely neutral in this debate and open to persuasion
>>203362871yet not a clue
>>203362881a big wang-eyed christian
>>203362869you're still making this claim?give us a rundown of why you think thisalready the numbers are against you (we're all aware of the notorious stats from apps like tinder regarding the chance of success for men)
*pulls out a gun**shoots you*nothing personal
Did any of you gentlemen watch the Wigan Warriors vs Hull Kingston Rovers match last night?
>>203362921no, now be quiet
>>203362909does sound a little bit personalhurts tbqhwyl
Ohhhhhhh greggy greggy wallace. He's done well
Operation Hinge 2.0 will be commencing soon, now with updated prompts and picturesSURELY this time I will be able to get a gf by the end of the year.
>>203362921of course mategiven that Rugby League is Australia's biggest sport by viewership, I was happy to support the final game of its sister series
>>203362968might as well wait til the new year now lad, save on christmas presents
drinking tequila and watching children programming
y'all know josh from brit/pol/?he's a good lad
>>203362993drunk paedo on a sontag morgen
>>203362968I believe in you lad
>>203362995only been on britpol 2-3 times, last time i went on they were taking the piss out of someone with a square head who accidentally doxxed himself
>>203362891>>203362903because as a man it's easier than ever to have sex, once you get into a good rhythm you can easily be talking to 5+ girls at oncethis also means you don't have to settle with some boring/cunty woman just to have a regular shagwomen on the other hand are much more desperate for relationships but increasingly have to actually earn one as men can just shag someone off an app with relative ease
>>203362995>t. hollywood marine
>>203363002get off duolingo
>>203363024I getcha, but you seem to be ignoring the stats released by these very same dating apps that show only 10-20% of lads are able to take advantage of it in the way you describe
Ah yes, women
just watched a pornoid where john from faketaxi got a bit bialways knew he was a wrongun
queers are so disgusting nothing to do with being homo they're just self narcissists indulgent
>>203363024as the other lad says, you argument falls apart here:>men can just shag someone off an app with relative easeonly a small minority of men on these apps are able to do this, because why wouldn't women opt to fuck the best looking man they can?
>>203363058me on the right
>>203363050the average man has a completely horrendous profile and puts no effort at all into their messaging, seen it first handit's all in their control
>>203363022
I'm 5'6 managed to shag a good amount off apps don't believe this top 10% stuff myself personally
African person asked me why white people always let their tea get cold and don't drink it. And I have no answer for her. Why do we do this?
>>203363157shoulda called her a nigger
>>203363125yeah I believe you laddon't use them myself as I've never had to, but seen some of my mate's or other bloke's that girls have shown me and they can be grimlike mate no girl wants to see you posing with a dead fish, get a grip
>>203363156personality can overcome height pretty easily i thinkand staying slim and dressed properly works wonders
>>203363157who does this?
Any oldfags remember the Mallard poster?
>>203363202me
>>203363126aha think that was him x
dogberg snuggled up on my bed next to me :)
>>203363225bit gay
>>203363210no, but i remember the dullard poster, that's you right?
>13th October>4°Cnot on is it really
>>203363225if it's a small dog you're gay
>>203363225post dogstein pls
Do people actually, unironically use Chrome?
>>203363156turt don't be modest mate you're the top 1%
>>203363225show us a pic lad
>>203363259nah mate haha I'd give myself top 30% though
>>203363259always thought he was more of a bottom haha
>>203363256always mad when you're talking to someone you had respected up to that point and they mention an ad they saw on youtube makes you reconsider everything you thought you knew about them
>>203363256>he isn’t on Firefox with duckduckgo search engineSome people just aren’t made for this world
>>203363283oi!
>>203363251bloody freezing so it bloody well is
Reality is a lot of men really have nothing going for them and think seething about it is the way to go
>>203363363does that mean having a good job and a car?
>>203363251>thought summer was gonna last deep into September like last year, especially because it took awhile to get hot this yearGot done tbf
>>203363381generous of you to suggest that we had a summer this yearhonestly cannot recall a worse summer in terms of weather and heat
>>203363255>>203363262cba taking a pic but basically looks like this
alri
>>203363202Well I do and a good few people I know do (all white), which was why I found the question striking. Just speaking for myself I think I have a habit of wanting to make a hot drink and having the hot drink before I start doing anything, whether I want to drink it or not, just purely habitual.
>>203363256Use brave
>>203363407old lady's house ahh dog
>>203363420I use Firefox. Always have and always will.
>>203363407ur dog looks hella hebrew
The Russian Military has apparently been executing all Ukrainian drone workers with them being seen as war criminals
>>203363244done him up
>>203363407what a queer dog you're a queer get a real dog my cat let alone my dog would kill this yoke what a gay you are
Sydney Sweeney tits vs Emily Ratajowski tits
>>203363459whoa you are so tough I wouldnt want to mess with youI bet you also drive a big truck
>>203363448Are you perhaps suggesting Russia isn't acting in a fair manner?
Burnt my peter tryn’da fuck the heater
>>203363468nowt wrong with driving a ute unless its one of those gigantic yank ones which are not very practical
eden my beloved
>>203363472No the Ukraine isntOr do you support war criminals?
>>203363468you're gay
>>203363508bro please calm down I'm so scared of you and how manly you are
>>203363481disgusting heaterphile
>>203363518your dog is gay m8
Russia is Europe's last hope
nursery fees are now at £1600 per month, gf wants another baby but she can jog onwhys the government pricing the middle class out of having kids? you're basically fucked in this country unless you're poor enough to have social systems subsidize everything for you or rich enough to afford obscene prices
>>203363553get a stay at home nanny from eastern europe
>>203363544I should get some XL bully's and then be cool and tough like you eh mate?
>>203363553>£1600what the actual fuck
>>203363553>nursery fees
>>203363553Maybe she should raise her child hahaha like every mother did for the past 200 thousand years idk maybe she knows better lol
this is my world today
>>203363553get a stay at home XL bully
>>203363553you don't have a gf or a child. In any case, it's the women in the relationship who decides when they'll have kids.>oh my birth control must not have worked (read: was deliberately not taken)boom, done
>>203363582how are they meant to afford anything with only one parent working?
>>203363553what's it like being a dad lad
>>203363553>pricing the middle class outMoney has nothing to do with having children and people have always been poorer initially before the child grows upAlso raise your own children you nonce
>>203363596>dating a woman who cannot see anything wrong with putting poison in their body
>>203363606reported for anti-semitism
>>203363624Non-hormonal contraceptives exist. Copper IUDs for instance.I eagerly await you now calling copper a poison too.
watching junior bake off and there's some deformed girl on it
>>203363606>admitting we're poor? No wayIf a person's lifestyle is significantly degraded economicaly by children then they are poorWhy do you hate poor people?
>dude just sacrifice an income and be a stay at home parent it saves all the child care feesyeh good job everythings reasonably priced in this country to make this a feasible option
howling at all these sheltered incels that thinks the average couple can afford to pay rent/mortgage, bills, food, etc on one person's wage
>>203363596that's not how the pill workstakes like a week to stop
here's me then
>paying somebody else to be your child's motherCouldn't be me
>>203363703It's simply not possible for a woman to stop taking the pill for a week or longer.
>>203363691>dude just sacrifice an income and be a stay at home parentYes that's what every mother did for the past 200 thousand years get over it
siswet19
>>203363729timing it with being fertile + getting back on it afterwards + timing the shag seems quite improbable no?
>>203363706firmly in the red tier, me
>>203363702>the poor shouldn't have childrenI didn't know kier was posting
it's absolutely freezing cold fucks sake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-fizxoEOKUdoes charlie have a child with this woman?
>>203363735>just don't pay your mortgage bro, get over itwoah
hate wogs and darkies
>>203363774Let's rewrite that"I'm sacrificing fatherhood and motherhood for a mortgage"
>>203363747lad do you think women in relationships get their daily contraceptive pill handed to them by their boyfriend like patients in a mental hospital lining up at the window?your bird can stop taking the pill at any time, for any reason, for any length of time, without disclosing it to you and you'd be none the wiser. It's not a big daily event where she takes her pill in your presence and then you shake hands.
>>203363762so called global "warming"
boring ahh /brit/
>>203363807well that was always the case with it? not like you can just skip 1 and have a baby as you implied
who the FUCK likes this shithttps://www.instagram.com/merrivius/
>I can't afford to not have my wife workingHow do single mothers exist? All of them homeless are they?
>>203363841love how global warming will destroy the french wine industry and initiate the Irish wine industry
Mental how in most of the world having multi-generational households is normal and you'd have married adults with children of their own still living with their parents, and only moving out to their own house once they are financially stablebut in western countries you have to move out straight away or else you're a loser so there's a much higher demand for housing and also more people paying renthaha wonder how that came to be the case haha wonder who benefits from that haha
>>203363869we'll make overpriced olive oil instead, we'll be fine
>>203363880you have a gay dog lmao and you're gay
>>203363863benes unironically
the black hordes
>>203363910bro do you have the number for any good XL Bully breeders?I want people to know that I'm tough and hardcore
the jewnited states
>>203363880>but in western countries you have to move out straight away or else you're a loserNobody does this or has done thisIt's always been normal for people to get their house at 25
Very nice soothing voice
>>203363799and where else are you supposed to live when having a child if not a house? a bus stop?
Ngubu the yam farmer looking at his 5 children and then back at you
>>203363938source: my arse
>>203363799and how do you plan on being a successful parent when you're flat broke
>>203363448Based lolDronies are fascist cowards used to hiding away from the battlefield and they can't measure up to the tankie
japs are the only ones who understand my love of big, fat tits
>>203363968im flat broke but you're a FAT BLOKE
>UK's fertility rate falling faster than any other G7 nation | UK NewsIt really is a mystery. I think we need more and more articles trying to figure out why.
>>203363955See single mothers
being a single mother is a human right
I want to start a career in bakingHow do I bake a cake?
>>203363880move out be poor have kids be poor try save for a mortgage while getting extorted with rent be poor take a loan be poor pay interest be poor go shopping be poor
>>203363984>>203363994ah yes...yank posts
>>203363880My mum kicked me out because I asked for a reduction in monthly rent (from £400 to £100) so I could put the difference towards paying for my driving lessons. There wasn't even a mortgage on the property, it was paid off. Should also point out that it wasn't one of those situations where the parent saves up the rent to gift back to their son at a later date; my mum just liked getting and spending that money.
>>203363968>I pay somebody else to raise my children I'm a good parentOkay
>>203364007cisgender male detected
>>203363992>just pretend to abandon your wife so she can get a council flat and benefits
>>203364012English parenting, everyone.
>>203363991Yeah contraceptionJust ban itIt's not as if people will stop having sex
>>203364001You need level 40 cooking
I want to start a career as a male porn starHow do I make some cummies?
>>203363588Happy Spooktober AI yank.
obama bin biden
>>203364032Uh what? My brother, all of your ancestors were raised by his mother and now you claim this is impossible. You deserve your poverty.
Just copped these
youtube keeps trying to flog premium on me
it's weird but having a child is almost frowned upon if you're young, women are more interested in getting tattoos and going on perma holidays
>>203363991This whole thing happened because of the sexual revolution and doubling the workforce. If i were to go further it would be to say it's all white british women's fault because they wanted to be strong and independent and childless so we ended up having to import 10 million foreigners starting with poles and now anyone will do.
screaming at you freaks who can't convince your mum to let you stay in her house without paying rent. how insufferable are you lot that they don't want you there. I'm 35 and mumberg would let me move back and pay for everything for me to live as a neet if I was that way inclined because she loves me
Birthrates are falling because it takes 2 people working full time to stay afloat paying rent
sick of getting hung up on when i try to make catering orders and they ask how many people i plan to feed and i say, just myself
i fathered a child in 2006 in london when i was 16 years old and he's not aware of my existence
>>203364098Said it before and I'll say it again, women should be banned from going on holiday until they give birth to two children.
>>203364115ummmm.... actually it's because of various cultural factors
>>203364113That's the point isn't it? Your mum loves you.You didn't "convince" her of anything, nor would you need to. You're comparing yourself and your loving mother to lads with completely insane mothers who quite possibly don't love them.
bit chilly in the flatgot me ruddy longjohns on
you know what the real N-word is?
Reminder that the current pension age is 67. Alex Salmond worked his whole life then carked it 2 years after retirement age. This is what you're wageslaving for: 2 years of NEET life as a 67-69 year old man then the lights go out and you go face down in your soup at a restaurant.
>>203364170rev up heatingberg ladgot mine working overtime since my place is bills included
>>203364134Then where will they find Italian cock?
>>203364105The workforce would need to double anyway because Toilbergs irrational need for continual endless growth. Besides, see >>203364115Where you could support a family with 1 income you now need 2 full time workers to pay rent, let alone buy a house. Even if shit wages weren't an issue, why would you start a kid if you can only afford to rent? Raising a kid where every 12 months is a coin flip to whether your landlord kicks you out or raises rent isn't a stable condition to raising a baby
Normalise pissing on women during sex.Normalise banning women from travelling.
Taking a shit backwards
shiteing an arseball
>it takes two people to pay rentNo it doesn't the average rent in 900 pound£9k a yearYou make triple that
fine tuning my poo technique
renting a poo
>>203364238Um actually it's £10800
Having kids is shit anyway. I'd rather enjoy my own life desu. All this panic about falling birthrates is only because corporations wants endless bodies for the workforce. Fuck that
this new generation doesn't know how to poo
Rent is too high so we have to go extinct sorry
>>203364238>Paying 1/3 of your income as rent.30 years ago this was used as a metric to say that the rent is high. Now people are paying up to 50% of their net salary for rent. Grim grim.
>>203364183nawledge
if it's hip, it's here
>>203364279good post to be absolutely fair
acts ulrt daaa iiii omnn
>>203364286Species is declining because its habitat is being destroyed. There is literally nothing more natural in nature than this.
>>203364272You don't have a life if you don't have childrenNo, going to ibiza and buying a tissot isn't a life
wherever i go, i must also poo
Britcoinnow THAT would be a crypto
any gropyers in?
>>203364306posted it again award
People who don't have children are selfishThey aren't willing to harm their life for an innocent childSo evil
wealth inequality continuously increasing so we will get poorerWorld war 3 soonClimate change fucking up food supplies and ramping up immigration 10foldThink the most considerate thing I can do for my future child is to not force him into existence against his will to suffer
>>203364342fuck off dago
fuck off we're full of poo
>>203364370Piss off toilberg you already have 5 yachts
>>203364371your child might not be a friendless miserable incel like you
>>203364377You are Jewish
>>203364396I'm married and bought a house. Can't afford a kid anyway.
traditional japanese poo ceremony
>>203364371people were saying the same thing in the 80s mate with the cold war and thatgenuine challenges in our future but there always have been and always will be
>>203364395Ah yes toilberg benefits from a mother leaving the workforce to raise a child kys you fucking monster
>>203364405so was guenon
>>203364370i can barely take care of myself, let alone a kiddon't have pets eitherin fact, i might need to get some kind of medical alert device so it isn't months before someone notices i'm done for
and is there a point ever having children? I really don't knowwhat I do know, is where here and it's now
i only go for the vaccinated chickstheyre easier to manipulate
>>203364426No, this is the one thing Toilbergs will think long-term about. He needs workforce for the future. In the short term they'll just hire immigrants.
>world war 3 soonlmao he doesn't know
Don't like all this talk about housingI miss the /brit/ of yesterday, where we were talking about hanging weights off your penis to make it bigger and the correct way to measure length
How to identify a terrorist>looks angry>bomb beltThanks
>>203364477Any tips on getting an erection after cumming? Once I cum that thing is done for the night and I'm ready for sleep.
>>203364421
well said will
>>203364522why are you watching incel content
>>203364465>in the short termidiot you can't see the reality of the world in front of you because you're too busy defending your stupid single minded argument
>>203364498might just be an overall physical fitness thingyou do much exercise?
Remember when computers used to speak like you've got mail and virus alert blää böäääng böööö
>>203364534its a pro-black youtube channel
Rorke slammed.
>>203364435what the hell is wrong with you
higgs boson, also known as the poo particle
>>203364554which one
any poo wanking man in?
>>203364553viruses used to be quite scary desucould get anything
>>203364576Particle physics is entirely useless and should be defunded
rorke anally raped
>>203364522fuck some people are absolutely chronically online
>>203364565didn't trust it, didn't take it
>>203364565good thing they put the red circles there
>>203364589all particles are bastards
everyone going crazy over that fat moo deng but these lil niggas can't be topped
A computer virus is like a malevolent leprechaun in your basement
>>203364656a wet moo deng would feel great to run your face over when eccied
>>203364659
>>203363553Just dump em with your parents
What is in the vaccine?Poo.
>>203364696Is there anything poo can't do?
>>203362722YES
Its exhausting having to lie about your political opinions all day
Had how sometimes my farts smell like farts but other times they smell like poo
>>203364746You chose your fate, Sisyphus
im so julia
negative canthal tilt I'd the reason I get no bitches
>>203364811>>203364811>>203364811
fed up with this shit
>>203364805
Freak