betty's blue english lavender edition
>>203364811Lovely edition
The hangover scran, featuring the remains of last night's curry
brat tuah and bump on that thang
>>203364841Why on Earth would you drink Bud Light?
From the hawk to the tuah to the RIZZ to the edge wheres my gyat thats my sigma always gooning when i reign
>>203364841get to church
What's something you've always wanted to do but for one reason or another have never had the opportunity to do?>inb4 have sex
Doing some maths studying guys
>Brits really love a "mucky fat butty"
>>203364841>bud lightmight as well start chugging cocks
I suggest we post dead people
>>203364871Travel to a bunch of foreign countries
>>203364879I love a batty, dark and fatty
>>203364871Got high and go to a museum and just saunter about all day
We're raping the disabled.
got a nice bit of sirloin for me sunday lunch x
>>203364898Be posting a picture of you in a minute
>>203364924Can't wait to see it
quite like some of my friends when it's 1 on 1 or 3 of usbut when we're all together i dont really like any of themwhat's up with that
>>203364075autism shoes
>>203364958FONT
>>20336500140 is a women's size
>>203364958personnally I feel that when they're all together its easier to just do nothing and get 2nd hand socialisation by being present and not contributing anything
Shouldn't technological advancements mean that our productivity increases while needing to work less? That's the whole point of productivity - more result for less work. Call it "productivitymaxxing" for you Boomers out there. Why are we still working 40+ hours 5 days a week for stagnant pay?
>>203364871Go to nevada and walk through the desert wearing a duster with a .44 magnum on me
>>203365013that's my size
Just did 14 hanging leg raises but feet to head height Think that's pretty good
>>203365035post tootsies
>>203364942post Fatso1
>>203365022
>>203364910you could do this quite easily i think it would just require leaving your smelly bedroom. are you in an iron lung?
feeling overstimulated right now
Thoughts on Graeme Souness?
>>203365044no, they're nice and warm in my slippersall you can ask for on a lazy sunday
>>203365042do toes-to-bar and hit vacuums between sets lad
>>203365080Hun bastard.
>>203364879We have this in Germany too. I don't find it that weird.
>>203365080hes alright
>>203365022dunno
>>203365022reported for anti-semitism
>>203365080woeful pundit
>>203365089vile bigot
>>203365022>for stagnant payMost prices for common goods are a fraction of what they would be say 100 years ago.
>>203365089He’s more respectable than the majority of rangers fans though. His wife is Catholic and he supports Palestine>>203365099>>203365107Why isn’t he knighted? Is it because he’s too pro-Scottish?
Fucking hell. Got some coconut pieces (fresh) from the shop and tried eating it and it's so hard. I thought coconut would be soft like in a Bounty bar.
>>203365022SHUT IT DOWN
>tieOh my DAYS
Mental how CEO's get 300x more work done than the rest of usThey must be a blur with how fast they're zooming about the place
>>203364940thats nasty as fuck. all the post club shits before heading home.imagine all the lads who had their arsehole licked later on that night
>>203365123DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!
Mad how they have sneakers for the forearm nowWhat will they invent next?
whats happening on the 26th of october?
>>203365162Fuck you
>>203365144They do work 300x harder though. If they were lazy they would pay people to do jobs for them
>>203365193Hall of teens in slutty outfits
>>203365186that dog looks like jacko fisted it
a cu tld srai taio aim in n
Cold out. Not sure what to do today.
>>203365068No clue where to buy weed
>>203365239looks like you've decided to be a borin bastid!!!!
>>203365144It's the opposite. The people on the lowest wages work the hardest and make the biggest difference in society. For example, society would collapse if all supermarkets closed permanently.
>>203365220>dog
>>203365239It's 3 degrees here what about you?
>>203365265retail work isn't hard
>>203365154never had post club shit
>>203365272is weather.com down?
would you bum michael jacksons bussy
>>203365087was actually doing toes to bar already tbfthat was what I meant
Why was I born handsome instead of rich
>>203364870Always remember entering a stall toilet in victoria coach station in london and walking immediately out as in the bowl was a bright orange shit the size and girth of an aubergine, I can't even imagine shitting it outHow and why was this stool left here? How did the person who did it leave without any evidence of wiping? And why did they not flush the toilet? Many questions.
Didn't know most of the castles in wales were built by the english but it makes sense
>>203365282I don't know where you live
>>203365309You’ve got a lot to learn
What's the etymology of Liverpool? I don't have Google in my country.
>>203365295hit vacuums between setsno one does these anymore and everyone has shitty protruding stomachs even when they have solid abs and low bodyfat
no cap this slaps fr
>>203365186it's funny that if you showed this photo to someone who had no idea who michael jackson was they would assume it was some weirdo with his pet panther who had previously mauled and disfigured him
>>2033653372 dogs la
>>203365338tfw no pint gf :(
>>203365338imagine that was a throbbing jungle bbc in her hand instead and she's licking it's python head
>>203365309yeah because they kept getting spanked
Still laughing at the mong who thought he's worse off than his 200 thousand years of ancestors so he can't have children
doing a poo
depression and anxiety back in my head
>>20336534612 grams of protein doesn't seem like a decent amount for a child's lunchalso chocolate bars and soft drinks are unnecessary
is guiness the kind of beer you can order at any time of the day?would it be weird if i ordered one at 2am at a bar? i dont really drink and its the only beer i sort of like. was out last night and decided against getting one because everyone else was drinking lagers
What's the historical relevancy of Wales beyond being an English backwater?
>>203365372
it's 2024 and mongos still don't understand you're not paid in terms of how "hard" the work is physically or mentally you're not paid based upon how much time you workyou're paid based upon your responsibility
doing a smoke
>>203365435
can't help but laugh at all the sick people whenever I'm near a hospital
>>203365429if it's a busy nightclub/bar yes it would be a bit off form to order a guiness which takes long to pour just like ordering a fancy cocktail is a bit offbut if it's empty then np
*loads my 12 gauge shotgun and points it at a little black kids head*do you double dare me?
>>203365437Pretty sure the bankers took very little responsibility last time they crashed the economy
fuxk finish people I hate them all
>>203365430cool to have a remnant of pre anglo saxon britain
Guiness is all fun and games until the next day when your poo is jet black
so this is rorke
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Sacked%20tranny/country/Gb/>Searching for posts that contain ‘Sacked tranny’ and in ‘Gb’. 2378 results found.https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Employed%20woman/country/Gb/>Searching for posts that contain ‘Employed woman’ and in ‘Gb’. 850 results found.
>>203365471Santa Claus is Finnish
>>203365482turns mine into liquid poosjust sitting on the toilet and this brown/black liquid filth is simply flowing out my ring
>>203365430King ArthurA lot of Pirates in the Caribbean were Welsh for some reasonand I think they are the Celtic nation that has the highest percentage of people who can speak their ancestral Celtic tongue fluently
what a fucking joke this hypercapitalist society is. we have one life on this planet and we spend 5/7 of it working to do some shit we ultimately dont care about
wonder if huw edwards has wanked his nonce willy since he's been found guilty
Dudes be like>I have a terrible headache How much water have you had today>Liquid? Plenty. I've had three coffees, a coke, and a red bull
I kneel before the walians for keeping the legacy of the britons alive
got the hangover depression (don't laugh)
I misread
>>203365524Bro is sleeping from 6pm to 9am...
Mad how spainnonce got his trip banned for posting cp. Nonce by name nonce by nature
>>203365503Yeah but you’re finnish
>>203365577mate
>>203365502You're not obsessed at all
Mad how people participate in the Olympics just to score last
>>203364877you have the handwriting of a manalso dont know why you wouldn't just do (0.41/3)-1 like a normal person
>>203365524mate you work 3 hours a day
>>203365604I know but it'd be funny if it were true, so I'm forcing my will upon the world
What other cities should I try to live in. I tried Manchester. I will try London. Edinburgh?, Glasgow? York?, Bristol?
>>203365577most literate abo
>>203365607he's not going to let you suck his cock mate
plotting a wank
>>203365641Possilpark, Glasgow.Lovely place.
>>203365644Boot his face off into gay porn dance into informing student finance england of my job status
>>203365627its 5.5 hours a day tyvm (3 hours "work", 2 hours meetings, .5 hour standup)
>>203365662
>>203365641>manchestergrimedinburgh, york, newcastle okcould handle london but only for a short while
Imagine some Geordie bastard came in here throwing his weight around You'd all be too meek to say anything
>>203365641Crewe
>>203365502
>so anyway, I'm an aspiring actor and-How about you a-sprint back with my order? Hahahaha!
I relish in the fact that when whites die out (which is unfortunate) the Chinese will rain down on this planet like a horde of locusts and kill, consume and destroy everything in their path. So even if we die out, no one wins :)
Wanking to the plot
>>203365676you have gym scheduled in the same time as your meetings, so they obviously dont require that much from you or are ended early or something
>>203365698not a city
never been to liverpool
>>203365722i have a home gym so i do cardio/lift while stuff is going on. but i cant just leave and thus it is work
>>203365641try oxford if you can afford london
2% the population are here illegally
Poopool
>>203365709>So even if we die out, no one wins :)that's why i'm all for global warmingeveryone after me should be miserable
>>203365722I'll end you early
listening to the brat remix album
>Boy, 8, drowns in public pool in China despite other swimmers metres away
>>203365779
>>203365748Mmm yes must be very taxing work
>>203365779Tell your mates, not us.
s tt cra alai uain din im o
>>203365760>that's why i'm all for global warmingeveryone after me should be miserablemy brother :) whites can literally not stop winning, even after our deaths kek
>>203365779oh it peng ~
>>203365799it's all relative innit. the point remains: the time is not my own
>>203365782Not Livingpool
>>203365644limp wristed faggot
>>203365822Mmm yes not your own at all, yet somehow you can do something else at the same time
Yanks coming in crying since a weeks worth of groceries has gone from $5 to $7 and they only earn $150k a year
Just put on Gold, and Only Fools And Horses is on, and the Gold narrator opened with "with no money back, and no guarantee, as well as some outdated attitudes, now on Gold, Only Fools And Horses"What the fuckI want a nuclear war, we need to start again
sunday batonnage looming for katy
>>203365843https://corporate.uktv.co.uk/contact Complain to them directly. You won't, coward.
ozzies cry when their pet kangaroo fucks there per koaloa
might be the worst year of my life coming up tbqh
Bivol was robbed. 116-112 my arse.
>>203365808ai slop
the devil shivers when I don't have my morning cup of coffee
>>203365855while you post on 4chan
>>203365843because of woke
It's funny how NHK and other news blame UK for shitstorm over Israel and Palestine
Listening to 1970s metal
>>203365886hopefully you opt out of living it, boring bastard
you ever feel, for the guys in your group of mates, this group isn't their main group, so they pay it less attentionI feel like all the groups I'm in are no one's "main groups" - except for me but doesn't really work if it's just one of you
live in a flat. should i get a speaker system or will it just annoy my neighbours?
>>203365916what did the uk have to do with it
>>203365921made me laugh though
>>203365931Gather up the courage to ask them directly. How the fuck are we supposed to know?
>>203365916面白くないよバカ
>>203365931get a speaker system to annoy your neighbours
Going to be coming to /brit/ much less oftenNot only have the schizos ruined it but I finally realised that I can do other things instead
>>203365841i can do limited things but i dont have full freedom. it's not like i can leave town and go on vacation>>203365842mate you guys get like 60 days of vacation a year i dont want to hear it>a weeks worth of groceries has gone from $5 to $7i pay like $100/week for groceries due to bidenflation>they only earn $150k a yearirrelevant
Wish I never came to uni hate being away from home so much
>>203365925Felt this in a big way when I was in sixth form, now I have no groups so shits fucked. Enjoy it while you have it.
>>203365916we're helping the IDF direct airstrikes with our spy planes afaik
>>203365886I've said this at the start of every year since 2012very concerning
Luv relatable shit like this ahhahahaha
this has been the best year of my life
the footy scran
any York men in?
>>203366017im from new york
>>203365886why
>>203366012White food is fucking embarrassing
>>203365938https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sykes%E2%80%93Picot_Agreementhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McMahon%E2%80%93Hussein_correspondencehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balfour_Declarationbasically perfidious albion all again>>203365952もう教養のある日本人ならみんなイギリスのせいだって言ってるぜもう終わりだよお前たち
>>203366027ey im walkin ere
>>203366017No - /brit/ is a salopia general
>>203366012poo barmer 6,95£
>>203365956>i pay like $100/week for groceries due to bidenflationlmao at this being bad enough for you to complainI'm 1.5x that and we make a fraction of what you cunts doyanks live life on easy mode and then bitch on the internet when things are given to them on a silver platter instead of a solid gold diamond encrusted one
>>203366042>literal ancient historyfucking hell who cares lmao
didn't win the lottery again
Was it a male or a female who invented the dildo?
White people were eating dust sandwiches before we brought paki pizzas to their poverty stricken shores
anyone know a good job search engine that isn't indeed or reedlooking for a job in london
>>203366063im sure you'll win it next timejust keep giving money to the lottery
>>203366074I use indeed but I heard reed is good
>>203365916fundamentally it is the UK's fault
>>203366042lol dont meme david-sanjaps dont give a shit about anything happening outside of japan
Rape used to be a big part of our society. Bring back rape I say!
>>203366086howling at this responsethe exact opposite he asked for
>>203366042why did you genocide the ainu
ironic how there used to be many a poor mechanic and labourer working in "civilised" new york city barely getting by while appalachians were in the hills doing fucking nothing, shooting animals and drinking
>>203366029university is fucking boring
>>203366042あーあ日本女性俺のこと嫌いになったもう尾張屋根
just smashed two chicken and leak pies
Bring back good /brit/ personalities. Bring back community.
reckon japan will open up to uk immigrants?
>>203366086they're both shite matejust bot slop
Big fan of two pound coins
Got the Joe Satriani on
>leak
Why would a white man want to live in Japan? They hate white people.
>>203365346>12g proteinDo they just advertise this shit because retards have no idea how much protein is in regular food?A bog standard cheese and ham sandwich from tesco has nearly double the amount of protein in it.Dairylea lunchers have the exact same amount of protein and they don't advertise it as some high protein snack for kids.
>>203366134they don't know how to make british food so yes
>>203366110is that sarcasm
>>203366129大丈夫だ彼女に僕はアイルランド人ですと言え
>>203366147I'll pound your coinslot until you've got 2 of em if you don't shut it sharpish sunshine
>>203366147Genuinely not seen or held a coin in about 3 years.
>>203366154i've proper fucked it
>>203366167no
this remix album is wank
>>203366178Bizarre post>>203366180Bizarre person
>>203366126oh hardly a bad year then. I thought something had happened
>>203366134nope, it might have if "british" still meant white and rooted in the british isles, you know the good quality british of old. now it means anyone whos slipped a toe in british water
>>203365866I've complained to ofcom before and I would again but this isn't complaint worthy. Ofcom would just ban Only Fools And Horses
>>203365712have seen her in pornos
>>203366134only when uk open up to japanese immigrantsespecially for girls who love hogwarts
Might cop this lolWould trigger the leftypols on the street
>>203366059doubt you pay $600/mo in groceries. plus my housing/utilities is >50% of my spending. and i have to rent because houses cost $500k+
>>20336621540 quid?you joking?
>>203366215You won't Also you'd never wear it out, you don't leave your bedroom
>>203366232Im not poor lol>>203366235Not even bought it yet and leftypol is already seething kek
ladsit's Canadian Thanksgiving tomorrowwhat are we doing to celebrate?
I wish starmer ramped up uk-japan relations to the max. Had them build hs2 for us since we used to build some of their rail and navy. Get robots and try and do joint research and development, although they would do all the heavy lifting. Get more japanese students in our universities
>>203366158we love white peoplelook how this swedeman is doing here
I've been smoking cannabis constantly for a long time. Today I am beginning a tolerance break. Going from a consistently high thc intake to a hard quit is a strange thing. The withdrawals are nothing serious but for the next week or so I expect to have no appetite, difficulty sleeping, extreme boredom, and terrible sweats.I don't typically drink but I've just opened my second bottle of birra moretti
>>203366215dark maga me
I have a seven figure net worth
>I've complained to ofcom before
>>203366267positive or negative?
>>203366249Yeah we need Japan. Their positives nullify our negatives. Britain with Japanese rail, French nuclear, and German industry is what we need.
>>203366258Kino
ectumavi mayasz xovj muwi ivispem
guffawing
>>203366289Stop spamming these extremely low quality posts
>>203366251I haven't smoked weed in a year and I get intense cravings whenever I smell it or see it or see people talking about it. You just pushed me over the edge
>>203366251I've been drinking every night for about 5 years should i light up a zoot?
>>203366273It was about that sky news feminist political podcast called Electoral Dysfunction, a play on a men's sexual health issue
>>203366294I'm appalled that these people are so lazy that they would begrudgingly flush their country down the toilet just because they're too lazy to do their own laundry
forgot the shops close at 4pm on a sunfuck i got to get a move on, still in pjs
>>203366294What is the fuss about the musk bot. I've not seen it and I don't care enough to
Illegal immigration?? BOOO!!Legal immigration?? Come by the MILLIONS!!!
>>203366227>doubt you pay $600/mo in groceriesMust be nice to live in America
>>203366232thats dollars not squid, mate
i don't know you and i don't care to know you
>>203366353>Come by the MILLIONSThis but for both
>>203366215>40 us official tokens for a caphowling
>>203366304I've just joined you on your side, I shouldn't have pushed you to my side, that makes no senseSome people love booze. Some people love coke. Dudeweed appeals to me the most
>>203366294not wrong tbffrom experience white sith efrikans have 100% been bellends
>>203366353One of the most harrowing stunts the neo-cons ever pulled. Worst of all, they've succeeded in it - barely anyone's talking about legal immigration anymore.
need an AI girlfriend
>>203366227>i have to rent because houses cost $500k+Oh fuck, yeah, that's only in USA where housing prices are forcing people to rent forever
time for another coffee me thinks
>>203366305No because I need solidarityI did not say I was taking a tolerance break just for all of /brit/ to start lighting up to spite me
>>203366353well one is legal, the other is notideally, legal way should be long and arduous and one fuck up sends you back while illegal immigration leads to instant death
>>203366339>these people are so lazy that they would begrudgingly flush their country down the toiletLad they're replacing black people with robots
if you think about hitler wasn't the architect of the holocaust but only the brush. we were the artist. it's our greatest feat of engineering. When hitler was doing it it was No Title. We named it.
>>203366459same thing with agent orange
dissapointedgood word that, describes a lot in life
>>203366459the house that jack built
>>203366459was just saying this down ikea
>backwaterPeak autism term
black girls have the tightest pussies and are the easiest to make cum
>>203366459This was such a dumbfuck movie
>>203366507also the most beautfiul in face body and temperament
>>203366507ok
Got a very slim slender penis. Like a drain snake.
>>203366510t. plen
A young girl who craves Victorian era yet is a hardcore liberal? How would that work
Not sure what to have for lunch, toad in the hole later
I will be leaving /brit/ soon and all of you will notice the chasm that my exit has left.
>>203366558always leftovers from the staurday night takeaway
fuck my girl without a condom but have never came in her
whenever i leave /brit/ for a few days and come back everyone is talking about how shit the thread has become
>>203366552her pussy = victorian. her brain = modern univeristy campus
>>203366552They watched Black Butler when they were growing up in the early 2000s
>>203365122why would he be knighted you weirdo
Got bladee on
It's an outrage a labour mp has a knighthood
>>203366575me too
lol cat
>>203366564Nah chucked it, was a fucking doner not eating that cold
hate doner meat
the same people who get tattoos are the same people who will take the government brain chips
>>203366651cold kebabs have been my sunday breakfast for the last 5 years
>>203366650fucking fake image
>>203366682vile slug you are
gareth keenan in the area
>pussyfoy
>>203366715shut it adam
>>203366701alri' yoda
>>203366726hooting
*looks at the threadcount**looks at you**raises my eyebrows*
NEW >>203366759
get it made
>>203366682Sorry to hear that
