gyaldem edish
I poo my pants a lotEverybody knowsDribbles down my legsSquelching between my toesSometimes my wee wee also flowsThis is the reason I'm stinky and get no hoes
Got the bullfighting on again
Wonder how noncelad is getting onThe lad with a nonce for a dad
literally screaming rn
>>203375731You certainly could have a gangbang with 16 year olds however you would need to ensure at least one person was present who had received Safeguarding, and if the event reached a certain size it may be necessary to comply with government Prevent guidelines given the involvement of persons under the age of 18
just fanum taxed my gfs anal virginity ohio rizzed style on the skibidi
why are they so fucking fit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZqtw7_WMbA&list=PLfx2in7QXbtvNLZIXNm9NQkpRyie_bN-J fuck hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngg....
she needs her knob sucked
Trans people literally eat children do they now Rorke? (See >>203375904 )This is your mind on schizophrenia induced by trans derangement syndrome and constant consumption of hate content.
>>203375980Learn that in the gangbang module of your law course did you?
>>203375980Why would a sexual event require Prevent guidance? I know you're trying to be funny and everything but your joke doesnt make any sense. Prevent is a counter-extremism programme.
>>203375980received Safeguarding what
There are literally no downsides to modern steroids. People still believe they’re like the anabolics of the 80sBut guess what, lasik was dangerous in the 80s and 90s too, today? Literally 0% risk, you don’t think steroids have also evolved in the last 50 years? Literally 0 reason not to. Pic related is what a normal young man looks like in 2024
Not a zoophile but I reckon we've all popped a stiffy at a nice horse cunt at least once.
>>203376007They eat poo aswell
what will it be then lads?
>>203376041>no downsidesYou look like a massive retarded faggot if you take them and most women are turned off by that body type. You will only impress other men.
>>203376057haven't had the chance to give a mare's cunt a good look
hello if you have any questions aboutchristanityi will try to answer them to the best of my ability
>>203376041this bloke is in the gym literally every day and does nothing else but eat and lift and still is nowhere near competition level.
>>2033760641 chilly choc please
>>203376057>>203376104
>>203376078*jiggles your belly*Sure they are mate. Run off to your bedroom and play your pokemon now so the grown ups can talk hey?
>>203376057for me it's chickens
>>203376104>>203375987
>>203376064fuck mate its freezing im not having another ice cream till June unless i get down under for the upside-down summer.
heart blow up and balls stop working
>>203375983natural rizz>>203375992it's gone lad
>>203376109Sorry we’re talking about horse vaginas right now
>>203376064All utterly fucking shit tier. Give me a Ben and Jerrys any day >>203376123?
>>203376026You need Prevent for fucking almost anything involving kids you retardEven apprentices in their 20s have to be subjected to banal questions about current affairs and homelife just because 16 year olds could possibly be on the same courseAn orgy at someone's private residence is far higher risk for extremism - who knows what kind of Nazi sex cult could develop >>203376028Safeguarding training, best contact your local council for more info
Just finished dilating, now I'm off to eat some kids.You lads want owt?
>>203376116so what
hello if you have any questions abouthorse vaginasi will try to answer them to the best of my ability
if you've never sucked on hospital nos you've simply never lived
>>203376149gay bent freak
Horses are definitely the sexiest animal. Nice round arses, vag looks almost human, the donut shaped arsehole. Have the nicest cocks too.
>>203376157That’s surely for official groups, not people socialising
got a slagging from the lads for drinking cider at the pub, ffs its a mans drink
>>203376196How tf am I gay..?
>>203376157Mate you're just taking the piss now
maybe if i play RDR2 in first person, get a good close up on it
if you've never sucked a golf ball you've simply never lived
>>203376215you lick gay ice cream from elton johns ice
>>203376157>You need Prevent for fucking almost anything involving kids you retardNo, you absolutely do not, you spastic. >Even apprentices in their 20s have to be subjected to banal questions about current affairs and homelife just because 16 year olds could possibly be on the same courseAn orgy at someone's private residence is far higher risk for extremism - who knows what kind of Nazi sex cult could developYou have legitimately lost the plot. I'm just going to chalk this up to another case of "early twenties 4chan retard tries to be funny, it backfires and he pretends to be serious and refuses to admit he's simply wrong because his frontal lobe hasn't fully developed and matured enough yet"
im feeling a bit cold and gay
Kashyyyk is a comfy planet. I would live there or on Manaan.
Business idea: Nazi sex cult
how come leftypol is so gatekeepy
The horse anus is a marvel of evolutionary biology.Like most mammals, rhythmic contractions of the bowels move the feces up to the end of the gut tobe expelled.What sets the horse anus apart is the bafflingly complex autonomic contractive motion of 4 muscular rings which function like sphinctoral guillotine. As the feces is squeezed out, the rings expand and the outermost ring is retracted into an interior skinfold resembling the human foreskin, leaving an interstital tissue fold to open air.The two inner rings then contract, and push apart, severing the horse feces cleanly, allowing to drop free as the outer ring folds back through the interstital flap, creating a intrinsic wiping motion with the fourth ring as it contracts back into the horses rectum.This advanced biological mechanism is so effective that many industrial companies have copied Nature's design for self- cleaning viscus liquid dispensers housed within complex machinery.
not masturbating makes me more sad and depressed that im singlemuch to think about...
>>203376256your probably ugly too
>>203376295didnt wank for over a month and all it did was make me depressed
>>203376295Weird innit. Sometimes masturbating does that to me, sometimes it’s the not masturbating
>>203376273enhanced the overall quality of leftypols by ensuring people need to work at it
You don't work because you're a virgin incel failson loser who lacks the mental strength even to go outside and talk to other humans.Your family see you as an embarrassment and your parents cry over the question of where they went wrong.I don't work because I'm disabled and physically incapable of doing so.My parents are proud of me for being able to function as normally as I do, for maintaining what exercise and learning and hobbies I can.We are not the same.
>>203376248The advice is there, take it or leave it, it's up to youHave fun getting counterterrorism police smashing the door down when you're balls-deep in a 6th Former, fuckwit
>>2033762048% scrumpy is a man's drink. Cider in the pub is what women drink
Tattooine no it sucksDantooine maybeNar Shaddaa maybeTaris Upper City yes if the Sith didn't blow it upOnderon maybe
>>203376295>>203376321>>203376327masturbation does nothing to me except "don't feel the need to masturbate", i dont even get ried afterwardsthe whole post nut clarity thing makes 0 sense to me
>>203376295you clearly havent experienced unrequited love....
when god made thyme and marjoram, why did he make them so FUCKING GOOD
>Have fun getting counterterrorism police smashing the door down when you're balls-deep in a 6th Former, fuckwit
>>203376366lol what a fucking spastic
zoophilia is an advanced form of vigin freakishnesscan't get any regular puss so you go on about how nice it would be to fuck a horsewrong 'uns the lot of you
>>203376347Prefect vibes from this neek
>>203376347>the charges, officer?
CHICKEN NUGGETS FOR DINNER WAHEYYYit's like i'm 14 again when my parents would leave me home alone for the weekend
>>203376366imagine being so depraved you find this disgusting shite erotic
>>203376346look how many message she has on her phone. I will never know that feeling
America is the past.China is the future.I know which side I'm on. Do you?
>>203376339Disabled shitlump handicap.
>>203376366sauce pls
>>203376378you arent doing it rihgt then
>>203376041ulster rolling in his grave at this post
>>203376438I'm siding with good ol' russia in the coming war.
why are they like this
>>203376438India
>>203376469muscular undulations
Counterterrorism police are allowed to shove a finger up your arse with no warrant
>>203376495Corr, guess I'm up to no good tonight then
wish i had a sister and we had sex
>>203376477nothing wrong with wanking yourself into a frenzy over a pishing horse is there
>>203376438Last time I fell for easterners surpassing the yanks I bought a dreamcast, never again.
>>203376521actually is
>>203376346zoomers are a rotten generation
>>203376531it's a net zero for sciety
>Monotremes are mammals of the order Monotremata.>The extant monotreme species are the platypus and the four species of echidnas.>They are the only group of living mammals that lay eggs, rather than bearing live young.Isn't giving birth to live young and not laying eggs like rule number 1 of being a mammal? Who decided these were mammals?
*descends into the thread*https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1728827113788377.webm
screaming and shitting out the window
>>203376531Doesn't hurt anyone does itI could organise a stadium full of blokes wanking over pissing horses and there's literally nothing you could do about it so long as I had adequate Safeguard training
>>203376602nope, fur and milk is rule #1. live young is just mostly the case
>>203376610Couls have posted it here lad>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrcwadroW4
nonceposting, zoophilia, incest, mousenonce-tier legal analysis./brit/ is fucking back lads
I've got over most of my autistic quirks but the one thing that still fucks me up is greetings and goodbyes with my family, not knowing if it's a handshake, hug, kiss, going in for the wrong thing, kms
Okay think I'm leaving until the freak who keeps posting about incest, bestiality and fucking 16 year olds is gone.Cya. I don't want to hear about horse anuses.
got a herpes flair up at the momentfucking hate this shit
Get the Safeguarding booked
>>203376657I don’t have fur or milk. Am I a mammal?
>>203376336thought he was for eqaulity and all that tho
>>203376610the problem with space travel is not that it's prohibitively expensive; it's that everything else is save a few million dollar on a launch or a few thousand tonnes of co2, does it matter? a bit sure, but not that it's going to revolutionise space travel
>>203376659this is nutswhy arent we all working on cool stuff like this
>>203376683Good, fuck off moralfag
>>203376407>not inviting us, sar
>>203376701you have hair and human females produce milk.
>>203376729civil service would probably send the counter-terrorism police and a bunch of other departments so they can issue a bunch of fines
>>203376729I believe it's s good proof of concept for PBS technology
Columbus was a Jew
nice
>>203376747>you're a "moralfag" for opposing child sexual abuse and animal sexual abuseYou belong in an institution with no hope of release
>>203376797No he wasn't. Stop lying.
>>203376729innovation is illegal outside of the US
>>203376680Pick the one you feel most comfortable with and make it your signature move with everyone
>>203376797To me, spaniards, frogs and italians are indistinguishable from that group anyway
wtf England v Finland is on
>>203376797Jew + Spaniard = ItalianEveryone already knew he was italian, old news
white people be like >dam that horse SEXY
gm construct 13 beta liminal space
>>203376848not watching itnot arsed about itjust like everyone elseanother international break in a month btw
>>203376848rugby?
the mighty finland
>>203376814They're jokes you retardYour head would have spun smooth off if you'd seen sickipedia back in the day, deary me
>>203376814>sex with a legal 16 year old>child abuseGet tae fuck
>>203376824My brother in Christ; that is a man.
>>203376867horses are objectively handsome animalslike we've literally bred them for thousands of years to be friendly and fast and look cool
>>203376729thatcher defunded the space programs
>>203376619>Safeguard trainingscreaming
>>203376874have a bit of a mandela effect with this game. I seem to remember a map called gm_waterworld that was a default map but I can't find anything about it online. It was a freaky map because it was fucking huge and extremely liminal.
the scrandemic
>>203376814Are you bloody new to the new internet?
on the cans
>>203376888>>203376900Die, paedophiles. Nobody wants you alive.
>>203376874comfy
it looms..
>>203376797did he go to the New World to try and find a homeland for his people
>>203376837that group being the latin chads
>>203376346why do white girls love black guys so much? but why don't they go out with indian guys?
Lime Street Railway Station, Liverpool, 1930s
not gonna lie, just dont really give a shit about Palestinians, if you do you're probably brown
>>203376927The multiplayer maps in Halo CE had a liminal space quality, especially Chiron TL34, Chill Out, Hang Em High, and Sidewinder.
>>203376973No, jews
Does anyone remember Covid-19?
>>203376988you love posting Liverpool
>>203376978what provider does SK VPNs? or do you just rent out a linux box in a data center?
>>203377031not wrong
my penis will be in a vagina tomorrowjust wanted to let you all know
>>203376978jewish propaganda
>>203377051Mine was in one 3 days ago
>>203377030doesnt ring a bell
>>203376346>>203376978Stop posting immediately.
>>203377030vaguely remember taking a vaccine for it but not much beyond that. qrd?
>>203377025but you're far more jewy than we are
>>203376944>two seconds away from 18th birthdayDIE PEDO WOODCHIPPER CHRIS HANSENNNN>*turns 18* your onlyfans link, madame?
>>203377069>>203377051mine was technically in one 32 years ago, briefly
>>203377051Surely it's your gooch that becomes the vagOr do they actually turn the willy inside out?
>>203377030:/
*surreptitiously googles jobs for autistic men*
2 hour Boris interview on Diary of A CEO, get in!
>>203376995And yet you felt the need to bring them up out of nowhere when nobody else was talking about them. Most curious indeed.
>>203377051nice. post us a cheeky pic
aids moby
I bet Emma Watson’s poo tastes like shit.
>>203377146ive been wanting to take pictures/videos during sex (i think it'd be hot/a turn on) but i dont know how to approach this with the gf
dark at 6:40, fucking hate winter
love seeing my plants plump and proud looking after a watering.
>>203377051>>20337706916 days for my poor old willard. desperate for a shag
>>203377140bodied that freak
Literally only know of Jews from Southpark apparently every town and city here used to have communities of them that all moved to Israel the moment it was established lmao
>>203377090How so
>>203377176Good lad taking safeguarding seriously.Remember to get her permission in writing.
>>203377184still Autumn mate
>>203377184Clocks go back soon too :/
>>203377202
>>203377176Best ask her parents permission first
>>203377185make sure to wee on them to give them nitrates
>>203376116He studies mechanical engineering and runs one of the most popular YouTube channels in the USA. His life is comfy AF.
>>203377091You shall not deter me from my crusade. I am the Noncekiller.
>>203376824um
>>203377202woke wants to abolish this
>>203377214perfidious, weird looking, shit food, not as funny as you think you are
>>203377202um
love winter.dark cosy comfynormoids arent all out there flaunting their happy clappy lifestyle
>>203376988thats not liverpool street
Haven’t got any pussy in 72 hours. Think I’m gonna have a mental breakdown!
>>203377202fucking hell the corner of that wall looks terrible
>>203377203The Jewish community has always been tiny here, it never exceeded 10,000
got an opportunity to live in brazil for several months but im an autistic freak so i dont think ill take it
*surreptitiously navigates to desuarchive*
>>203377302>normoids arent all out there flaunting their happy clappy lifestyleyeh we are.
>>203376824LINK
>>203377302miserable little wormy wretch aren't you
>>203377280>perfidious, Frogs are much more duplicitous and bitter>weird lookingSo are you, hence why I accurately said you look like The Tribe>shit food, What did you cook for dinner yesterday?>not as funny as you think you areUntrue, and not for you or any other ESL to judge (yanks count as ESL)
>>203377318found the pussy haha
>>203377319thats the wire to the light you imbecile
>>203377349he died btw
HT: Finland 0-1 England xG: 0.52-0.91Shots: 8-6Shots on target: 2-1Big chances: 0-1 Touches in opp. box: 14-10Possession: 35%-65%Fouls: 5-6
tranny disco raid
>>203377377>The elderly dog walker is now back home recovering after reportedly suffering a cervical spinal cord injury from the kitty collision.nah he's ok
>>203377346forgot "a big inclination for paedophilia"
well said zaz
>>203377413France is extremely open about its paedophilia thoughbeitYour president was groomed by a paedo teacher into raising another man's children for example
>>203377422bet she fingers herself to the thought of white kids being ground into kebab
>>203377366my point still stands!
>>203377442bet you cry yourself to sleep
>>203377442Don’t kinkshame
>tfw no debbie harry gf
>>203377451lmaofuck scroteland
I went to a private school
>>203377338Bailey/Newposter on twitter. Doesn't have videos and you'll have to find their nudes scattered about. That one was just posted on another board on it's own.
>>203377451i vote Yes but KWAB
>>203377451>HAHA GET IT BECAUSE HE'S DEAD! LOL!sad little virgin you are
>>203377472and you ended up posting with us freaks? die
>>203377422So why should taxpayers subside a two tier policing system
>>203377441He was a young Chad who trounced a his teacher like in the porns you wank your little noodle to.Prince Andrew looks like a virgin and went to his jew friend's island to diddle girls, got caught and virginly explained that he doesn't sweat. Try harder.
>>203377472*public school
Having a poo then I’m going to clean my bum in this x
>The offspring of a horse and a mule is called a hule or a donkule,depending on the parent genders: Hule: The offspring of a horse father and a mule mother Donkule: The offspring of a donkey father and a mule motherso what is a mix of a donkule and a horse called
>>203377451Based I believe in you Scotland
>>203377499the only difference were smaller classes and people were insanely good at sports and went on to be professional. I was in the 'recreation group' in sports as a withered nerd. The PE teachers once called me a faggot and a leper.
>>203377519Nice cope, mental how much you suck off a childless cuck>Cuties (French: Mignonnes) is a 2020 French drama film written and directed by Maïmouna Doucouré in her feature directorial debutI rest my case
I want to smell Emma Watson’s farts.
ive been to a private school, a comp, and a grammar school. done the lostgrammar school was the best by a country mile
>>203377554That Saville guy, national icon. I rest my case.
for decades Amsterdam and Belgium were the center of european noncing rings
>>203377556i've been to a state school and an ex-polyand you're posting here with me(where did it go so so wrong?)
>>203376698oral or genital?
>>203377526Washed my clothes in that thing in turkey last year
If Emma Watson had done a poo on the set of Chamber of Secrets and someone put it up for auction today I wonder what it would go for.
>>203377577nothings gone wrong (for me at least). people from all walks of life post here.
>>203375928>>203375960>>203376007OOHH WOW SPAINNONCE REALLY THREW US A CURVEBALL THIS TIME!!
>>203377552while that may be sad it doesn't change my opinion
any special school man in
>>203377534donkule is a fun wordpresumably they're not fertile so they can't mix with horses
>>203377576and then pakis showed up in england
>>203377568It was actually a scandal that he raped childrenIn France such a thing is shrugged away as normal
Quite refreshing to get an indian uber driver today rather than the regular purple aki
>>203377624trying too hard
>>203377634She needs r*pe correction
>>203377668me at 9 am tomorrow
thought i might finish RDR2 tonight (not the prologues) but then i remembered i have all the charles/natives stuff to dodone all my side missions i think just main story missions to get through so i suppose it depends how long i can stay awake for
>>203377635Think the french just love shrugging
>>203377635cope>>203377653factare you a paki or something?
>>203377615why are mules fertile when they're also half castes
>>203377695All made up by the far right
>>203377696they're not half castes
Im pakistani and i love cur(n)r(n)y
get the washing done get the dinner made get the kids to bed
if (!!brit){post('alri')}
>>203377695didn't you read the wikipedia article
>>203377731>get the kids to bedcorr yeahlinger a bit too long in the doorway as they're putting on their PJs
A blockbuster Chinese video game sparks debate on sexism in the nation’s gaming industry
>>203377737moral panic, is that what they call it nowadays?
>>203377695What did you cook for dinner last night?
But what about the NICE wogs and poos?
>>203377695Me on the bottom row in Huddersfield, third from the left
>>203377715>>203377737He’s obviously impervious to facts. (Don’t worry he won’t know what impervious means)
>>203377770wasn't home for dinner last night
>>203377732>!!you wouldn't get that through my peer reviewfucking hate seeing that, part of why i prefer typescript
>BREAKING | Alex Salmond was having lunch when he suddenly got up and collapsed into someone's arms, director of event in North Macedonia says.called ithe was 100% poisoned
Yeah Nafris don't rape French girls, just doesn't happen does it
Got the BoB on.
Made some cracking roast potatoes earlier. Here's the recipe, but first, let me tell you about my summer vacation in Tuscany...
French are Jewishthey have the poofy curly hair and weird looking faces and far left politics
>>203377796Raping children were you? Typical
>>203377838You’ve never been to France tbf
>>203377822>collapsed into someone's armscute
>>203377822How is that 100% He could have choked, he could have had a heart attack, he could have had a brain aneurysm, it could be multiple things. To be 100% certain about being poisoned is a ridiculous statement
>>203377883killed by mi6
>>203377863at the local, drinking pints
>>203377811oh sorry I'll correct it thanks for the feedbackif (brit != false){post('alri')}
>>203377838Truth nuke.My paternal ancestry is painfully french and jewish looking.
>>203377826*skips to recipe*
alex salmond was a transphobic rapist and i'm glad he's dead
>>203377822He was a fat jock, probably gradually accumulated enough smack from the tapwater to overdose and was pushed over the edge by Macedonian cuisine, whatever that is
>>203377826*inputs url into justtherecipe.com*
>>203377811typescript is the midwittery made manifest ooh look at me doing all this extra work for something that compiles to the same get a clue
dog farts
>>203376932>Chicken and stuffing rollsbased grub that. I had herby chicken mini fillet sandwich for breakfast this morning. Reckon chicken needs to be in more breakfast things in this country. Love that bird
fish pie for tea
The England team always has to have 5 wogs in it. Bizarre.
>>203377894>drinking pintsYou mean 500mls like a poof
>>203377944bet you think unit tests are a scam as welli agree on the midwittery, but im a rust + c++ guy, someone who writes proper stuff
that lad has a point about the frenchtheir cinema is chock-full of paedo shit, very weird
Y'all ever notice they don't seem to be building cars anymore with men in mind? Getting into a new car is an exercise in having your balls and willard smashed between your thighs. Granted, I'm fat, but still!
Making a hot pot for me and mumstein for tea
>>203378005french are the nation of wrong'uns, japan is second
>>203377838plus their African fetish
>>203378005i'll take fictional paedos over real ones
>>203378005Such as?
>>203378025Alri Zhang
>>203378034'
>>203378053this
>>203377974France do proper pints I think
Didn't the french make a film about a woman falling in love with a 10 year old lad
>>203377725theyre the offspring of a donkey and a horse are they not
why does london and new york have so many districts that are the same name
>>203378033Don't worry, you get both!
>>203378002depends if I'm getting paid to write them, then they're definitely a scam lol
>>203377696mules aren't fertile you muppet
>>203378053No examples, talking shit lad
>>203378025Using Betty's recipe I hope
>>203378104How exactly is this common fucking knowledge
>>203378092whatever helps you sleep at night
mcrib back soon
>>203378128calm down you weird little gimp
>>203378080New York has a Rochester as well
sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler
SOMEONE MAKE THE NEW I'M GOING INSANE AHHHHH
>>203377883if he choked someone there would have said you can usually tell when somebody is choking
>>203378180*flicks your head*
>>203377422there's no lefty pol argument for abolishing private schools that isn't "equality means you aren't allowed to be better than us" loldiverts resources? how? if anything it makes state school spending per child higher because private school parents still pay taxes
>>203378206>>203378206>>203378206
