Indecision edition>>203360591 Prev
Who /edging/ rn?
>>203379784You should stop doing that. It's altering your personality and causing you to make sexual remarks in non-sexual settings. It will eventually bleed into your real life. I doubt you care. You're another coom junkie I'm sure
>>203379866I'll have you know that I am now edging to your post, concernslut.
Mexico anons, what is Mexico like these days?
this place is deader than a doornail WAKE UP MY PEOPLE
>>203379949I have nothing positive to say
>>203379933i don't leave my room bro, I'm depressed af
>>203379949The faggots and coomers make me not want to post
>>203380044Why are you depressed? Mexico is full of cute weeb girls who are into cosplay. It's basically a gold mine. You have no excuse to be sad you gay sack of failed circumcisions and severed baby dicks.
would you rather do weed or have dreams?
>>203380111Dreams are important
>>203380102dont talk to me like that you fucking crodie bitch ass femboy, i can hear you're getting backshots from here
found this new studio apartment going for 850 a month with some utilities included. i know the area, its not infested with homeless drug addicts nor is it right next to the freeway.whats the catch? even the tiniest and ugliest studios go for at least 1200
>>203380111>would you rather be a gay retard or function normally?I think I know which one you are, Pedro.
I had a dream that I was drafted to play in the NFL but I realized right before my game that I was too weak to play so I just didn't go and all the fans hated and made fun of me online
>>203380199>>203380102>>203379784You're cringe and not funny
>>203380199i know you're the first, crodie
>>203380171>infested with homeless drug addictsEven if it were, this isn't really an issue if you're just a guy living on your own.
>>203380158Can't help but imagine two men having sex? You putrid gay bitch.I hope a couple of guys on moped pull up next to you at a park.
>>203380223*Steals your cars converter*
>>203380252>Can't help but imagine two men having sex?that's you projecting, crodie
>>203380217So close, but no dice.
Now, walk into the club like, "What up? I got a big cock"
im going to go undercover in the lgbt store. ill record and report any incidents of child abuse.
>>203380304That's rich coming from a guy telling us about femboys taking backshots. Get a grip (on a gun before pressing the barrel against your temple)
>>203380334It doesn't change you being cringe and not funny
Literally (You) rn (right now)
im across from the alphabet people store right now.
>>203380388>>203380481Are you gonna end up on CBC news this evening, or should I not cancel my plans?
might get philly steaks tonight
oh my god theres a gay couple in this tim hortons across from the lgbt store. of course.
>>203380526im not gonna shoot them up lol im just going undercover as an independent journalist.
>>203380394im talking about you
theres a gay wmam couple in tim hortons.
watching destiny
American liberals want things like >High-speed rail >Universal healthcare >Affordable housing >Unionization and they get literally none of those things despite democrats winning all the time. Why are they ok with this?
milagneeseegruzangoolpettecceenee
theres this tall "girl" in tim hortons across from the lgbt store and hes wearing elf ears. hes with a real girl. not kidding.
>>203380769sorry buddy, legolas gets the girl.
https://youtu.be/fPWIBhliM5o
>>203380769>across from the lgbt storeDidn't know such a thing existed. Hey, is it true that every Tim Horton's (always wanted to try it, btw) has been taken over my international students?
>>203380769A lot of women have a gay friend.
>>203380834its called "the quiltbag: queer and trans wares"
The shot Sonny on the causeway. He's dead
>>203380834yes all the people.working here are jeets.
>>203380903No Chinese anymore? I don't mind mass immigration if we get QTs
>>203380843>>203380934theres some old chinese women here as customers.
Anyone here into bonsai?I have 3 potted norway spruce and i want to try it. Think it's a good breed to start?
you guys remember that stupid bitch who burned down that history tree in floridakek what a bitch
How much do Americans love Canadians? I am Mexican, once I was sending a package to a Canadian and she was all happy asking to who I was sending the package and I said I was just selling a video game.
>>203381058tenno heka bonsai
i was reading manga
>>203381158we love canadians we would let canadians fuck our wives
landlordberg is backgood thing the callgirl left 2 hours ago. he doesnt like it when i bring men into my place
>leave my house>get in my car>immediately need to shit
>>203381563shit in your pants
niggas think voting actually matters in 2024
an american poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYfKHVdmjzQ
I went to the LGBT store undercover. I changed my mind. I can't make fun of these LGBT people
i wrote a report about it then i backspaced i changed my mind. im sorry. said too much already. if i had not said the name.of the store i may have posted the report.
STARFOXwe are in your debt
Browsing 4chan in public
>>203381563Cut a hole in the bottom of your car and through your seat and put a pipe thereWhen you shit while driving the flow of air will gently suck at your asshole and eject the poo on the road and maybe splatter some on your exhaust bits to troll drivers behind you
>>203381607They need to invent car seats with tubes built into the seats so that you can uncork the tube and share piss directly onto the street while you're driving. Once unfurled it would need to stick out of the seat a little bit, so you could insert it into your anus and thus avoid getting poop on anything in your car and also the need to wipe afterwards. Alternatively for those who don't tolerate anal penetration, you could install a bidet. But it would need to use a lot of force and basically be a very powerful water jet, because you wouldn't be able to wipe still which even with a bidet is part of the shitting experience. It would need to be very powerful, probably so much so that it forces water up your ass, what you would then need to shit out afterwards. Sort of like an anal mouthwash
>>203381058I’m pretty sure you can do bonsai to whatever tree you want.
>>203381863
ill never wipe my ass again
bro we're stealing the election again just accept it already it'll hurt less
chud posting his cope pictures again
eating rhubarb crumble with custard
just got back from having sex with a black single mother (yes i used a condom)
>>203382024get that chud
Can we talk about why
i just realized you /cum/shits are a bunch of new worldian cunts
>oldworlders in my cumthanks obama
draw and quarter toby filet toby stir fry toby in a wokserve toby over rice and a vegetable medley
>>203382076What the freaking heck....
thinking about merica
>>203382064It was responsible of you to use a condom, and to satisfy the sexual needs of a hard-working mother who probably has little time to enjoy to herself. It would be nice of you to offer to make her breakfast, or maybe massage her legs and feet
>>203382205
>>203382205>It would be nice of you to offer to make her breakfast, or maybe massage her legs and feeti'm not that into her.
I WANT MY PAYCHECK AND MY BLANKET GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. >10 day shipping >waits until day 9 and rapes their own wallet to next day itJUST FUCKING SEND IT THE DAY AFTER I ORDER AND YOU WONT HAVE THIS PROBLEM YOU BRAINDEAD TEXAN FREAKS.
>>203382274I don't see why that matters much, it's just a nice thing to do. It feels good to be nice and being nice to people makes them feel good too
thoughts on American rock n roll band Brand New?
I wish I wasnt ugly
>>203382404https://youtu.be/ivLyrbPnBfEGay but i like them
>>203382379are you a bottom or in love? i just wanted to get my rocks off and go on with my day.
Dude never banged a negress if he thinks she’s tryna finna boutta be all up in the crib lovey dovey after nutting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0atvB9mw9Zg
I had a very bizarre dream last night where I cut myself in half from the waist down and used my ass as a pillow and buried my face in it. I came to the conclusion in the dream that I liked female asses more
Managed to get ahead of my studies and now I don't know what to do with my day.
>>203382024OH N-
>>203382559I think you'll find that if you elevate yourself above this crude, self-centered approach to casual sex you will actually enjoy it more. It doesn't have to be a dark, dirty thing
>>203382868Me? I'm behind and will be doing schoolwork all day
i'm nihilistic
>>203382875i deleted it myself. dont wanna give the janner the satisfaction
>>203382953I'm Nietzschian
Rentberg dinner party in less than 4 hours. Starting to think twice about bringing something but I still will anyway
can't stand these D1 all american yappers anymore SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
the fuck is a d1
im back
>>203382976i don't know that is, do i care? no, that's what it means to be nihilistic
A lot of people like to present the hypothetical scenario of going back in time to kill Hitler. But let's be honest, the people who present this scenario would probably have trouble meeting Hitler's eyes, let alone taking it as far as physical violence. So I would like to present an alternative for all the liberal white savior types, who are looking for a moral crusade to become gay Jesus through. Sex with Hitler. What if the only way to avoid world war II was to be anally obliterated by Hitler's big Rhineland wrecker? By showing Hitler the wonders of gay sex with a weak feminine twink femboy, you can save the lives of millions and probably billions or even gazillions of Jews. Would you do it, would you have anal sex with Hitler to save the precious trans live and brown bodies of color?
blah blah blah touch grass, incel
i never read anything more than 2 sentences long. never.
>Thank you for your interest in this job. We have reviewed your application and we regret to inform you that it has not been selected for further consideration.yep, its like I never left
>>203383225I don't understand why people are always saying you should touch grass. Grass is actually quite itchy, and there are a lot of other plants there are more physically appealing both in touch and smell. Grass isn't particularly interesting either, it's like the filler plant or maybe the foundation to support other far more interesting members of God's creation. Have you ever seen that giant stinky flower that smells like rotting meat? No not your mother's pussy, there's an actual flower. I think it starts with an R and is usually found in jungles. Of course I could just look it up, but I'm driving at the moment and I've already been in an accident because I was posting on here and driving before. The only reason I can create a post this long is because I'm using voice to text, and so by the way if there's any mistakes I apologize as I do not have time to look at the post and see if there's any errors myself
ima be real, didnt read a word of that either. I'm sorry for your loss or, whatever
>>203383281California moment
>>203383281The last interview I bombed, I think I was actually doing okay until I accidentally mentioned how everything they've said about the job sounds like a negative
finna play videogame
>>203383355Please don't say ima be
https://youtu.be/kdAj-dBNCi4?si=bTN0C_MRjv3xrtR8
imma finna gonna tryna
>>203383476Now this is just a childish act of defiance. Are you perhaps of African-American or Latino descent?
cum con sex
>>203383516https://youtu.be/WKEQmvapfK0
based tangerine man wants stop double taxing passport bros
>Now this is just a childish act of defiance
>>203383567Is that supposed to be you or me? In context both seem possible depending on your attitude
lmao
>>203383619i wonder if that happened
i just held and petted on some bunnies at the pumpkin patch i am thrilled
good for you spin
I want my fucking blankie. Imma be never ordering from this site again after this
>>203383670Were they soft as snow
>petted onwhat’s with trannies and the baby talk?
>>203383832Pet this bussy
>>203383832kys
>>203383670okay lenny
>>203383903bodied that freak
>>203383619>bianca censori>lauren pisciotta >yesjulz whatever her real name ishow did kanye end up surrounded by italian women
>>203383982>fashion mogul meets fashion modelsYou just blow in from stupid town or something?
>>203383832they live in an eternal state of arrested development
cummypies, im drinking covfefe
today's connections was bullshit
>>203384249fuck is this connection you talk about. is it some tranny reddit shit?
what if i coomed on your tummy?
>>203384282NYT puzzle
so its tranny shit
>>203384282>everything I don't know about is tranny, reddit, and Jewish!Grow up
Only 1 of the 4 plants i grew really has the smell and flavor i want, but two of them are really nice and potent. Not bad for first time outdoors.
>>203384328how do you come to that conclusion?
>>203384294but i can coom on my own tummy
>>203384249yeah it was tough, lowest solve rate i've seen in a while
>>203384328Retarded polbrain
>>203384375okay okay but what if i coomed on your mouth?
>>203384378>>203384249get dunked on(I got lucky and one of the categories was the last 4 words)
>>203384405i can do that to myself too
i got 4 on connections today and im horrible at it
trannies mad!
intense desire to kms
Would you?
just downed a heaping glass of milk
>>203384761no
>>203384726Nobody said anything about troons until you did. I think you may be obsessed and currently on the chud to troon pipeline. I wish you the best on your transition journey!
>>203384785If I do this I get diarrhea
>>203384881you do not.
>ur gonna be troon too!nope. been hating and bullyciding you scum for almost 15 years and still straight as an arrow. wont change soon
>>203384795Liar
i used to hate trannies but now i regularly jerk off to them. many such cases!
>>203384926but im gay.
>soon-to-be-tranny in anger phasenext comes bargaining
>>203384917Keep crying
>>203384975Groce
>>203384901Yes I do>>203384924Don't make fun of me pls
I want my blanket
>trannies trying to act tough sad!
>>203385043i am using it
going to drink in excess and watch the raidturds game
>>203385004no, you don't.
put money where your mouths at
>>203385045You’re 5’4 kek
Seething
>>203385144Whole lot of words when “I’m a jealous whore” would’ve gotten her same point across
>>203385143>angry tranny tries to insult someonekek indeed
>>203385203Can I sue her for wasting my time?
trannies are so easy to bully. why do they even post outside of reddit and xitter?
Any of you guys know how I can fix my life and stop being homeless?
why does r9k exist
Has anyone ever asked you why your face or facial expression is strange, and it's just normal?
>>203385227If you have to ask, you’re not Jewish enough to make any money from that lawsuit. But yes.
>>203385223I just want to keep poking you you’re like a cute little angry kidWhat do you look like I bet you have really soft features
>>203385272Become a criminal
lmao im done with this broken seething freak
>>203385272Get a jobStop buying frivolous shit
>>203385293i dont talk people or leave my house
buying eth for the mr beast crypto giveaway
>>203385293yes i am ugly
>>203385272start slingin ass
>>203385367>>2033854061 second apart Absolute poetry
>>203385272get a job
absolutely fuming. damn i feel bad now
>>203385406based exister
tranny in denial
They’re selling Mr Beast chocolate bars and all kinds of shit hereLike he’s not THAT big of a deal come on
>scanning reply timesseismographs detect nuclear devastation located at or near this tranny’s rectal cavity
lol nobody likes men with painted nails and wigs
i dont think im taking full advantage of city living
detecting large amounts of cum in your mom's rectal cavity
>>203385522Do Germans love game shows and reality shows?
city livin had me a blast
some trannies are actually hot
>>203385569u hate clowns then it means ur want to be a clown urself. clown in denail
>>203385276it was created to encourage original content, hence the bot. what's really cringe is that it initially had this 'gentlemanly' vibe to it because it was supposed to be the better version of /b/. it eventually became the beta board and also a place for tripfags to circlejerk. that's when moot deleted it. a lot of the tripfags ended up posting on /soc/ and moved to the new /r9k/ on 4chon, which also had the new /new/ (lol) when it was deleted. eventually moot restored /r9k/ and then made /pol/ and 4chon died. why they were brought back, who knows
>>203385614Completely mind broken kek Post more
aw look at him trying to save face
Fucking bum beggar hippies harassing every car leaving the parking lot so I just hopped a curb 50 feet away from them to get out
>>203385640i pride myself in the fact that ive never posted in r9k. ive opened that board like 5 times in the past 10 years
>>203385741Shoot them
>>203385683Wait a minute are you Jason? That would make a lot of sense.
I miss Jason and I miss Mihai
>>203385802Someone spotted a Jason post on /fa/ a few weeks ago
>>203385272It would help if you gave us some information about your current situation. Where are you living (in a homeless shelter, with a friend, on the street)? Are you legally allowed to work? Do you have a Social Security card, ID card, etc.? Do you have any job skills? Do you have dependents?
>>203385375I can't get one, and I don't have money to buy anything>>203385451I really can't get one.
>>203385841That was funny
>>203385885you disabled or something? or a felon?
>>203385885Then save yourself some suffering and end it now. Like right now.
>>203385885>I can't get onewhy?maybe apply for benefits?
shtting up a storm rn
>>203385845I'm living in seattle (GRIM, not my fault I was born here). I'm sleeping on a couch.>Do you have a Social Security card, ID card, etc.?I don't know, I have a state ID is all, but I don't have a car so it's kind of useless.>Do you have any job skills?No lol>Do you have dependents?what's that mean? I have a dog
>>203385960wypipo moment
>>203385913No I just don't have work experience and no one will will fucking give me a job. I've sent hundreds of applications through my phone on indeed.>>203385914I can't or else I will go to hell.>>203385917>maybe apply for benefits?Only works if you're provably disabled or lost your job. I don't have a job at all.Also I'm not a leech.
The dinner
Rest in Peacehttps://youtu.be/qTrXzCQgrlY
>>203386034what kind of places are you applying to? retail stores? fast food?
>not a leech>currently leeching mom’s couch>would gladly take any money from an anon ITT and never pay it backYou’re already going to hell, just speed up the process
>>203386087dont be rude to him
>>203385272>fixing your lifethat's kind of complicated, I don't know your problems or goals in life>escape homelessnesswhat I would do>get a job>buy a bicycle if no means on transport>get gym membership for showers or use beach showers>get some sort of degree or certificate or something>get a job that pays more than minimum wage>rent somethingAt most it should take like three years unless you really want a four year degree first for some reason. One problem I see ex homeless people have is that they don't get jobs that pay more than minimum wage. So while they aren't homeless anymore it really limits what options they have in life, like where they can live, investing for retirement, or taking time off from work.
>God fucking damn it The dinner
>>203386087Be more rude to him
>>203386120What are you finna do about it?
>>203386120Show us your feet
>>203386034do uberjeets
>>203386156exquisite
>>203385293Yeah and people say the same about my voice From my pov I said something in a completely regular voice, but people have asked me before if I'm drunk so I must somehow slur my words and not even realize it
>umm I need money for my fur babies and dreadlock cream or somethingI despise hippies
>>203386034amazon warehouses and fedex/ups will hire without an interview. all you need is a drug test and a background check.if you cant pass those you are intrinsically fucked.
>>203386156Whoever invented Dino nuggets is a fuccen legend
just annihilated a fruit fly
>>203386077Whatever I see on indeed
>>203385967A dependent is anyone who depends on you to live, like a child.You might want to apply for SNAP, Medicaid, housing vouchers, and other benefits. You can do this at washingtonconnection.org. You can also go to an office in person: https://www.dshs.wa.gov/office-locationsThen try to find work. I don't know Seattle, but maybe WorkSource and the Seattle Public Library can be helpful.
>>203386430>annihilatedI tried to spell this word earlier today, I was so far off google auto correct couldn't figure out what the hell I was trying to spell
Furbaby millenials be like (She then proceeds to vacuum the piss with her Dyson)
>>203386476go places and ask
>>203386145Rent in washington is crazy high and biking looks like suicideI wish I could get a job for real though
this football game is complete ass so far
>>203386568Join the military orSell your phone at gamestop Buy a machete from home depot Rob panhandlers
>>203386603Who’s playing
>>203386201I don't have a car>>203386265should I just walk in and ask for a job? What kind of work would I do? Hopefully no customer service right? I refuse to do fast food and customer service. Sorry but I fucking hate interacting with human beings, they are a detestable sort.
>>203386636shittsburgh and Vegass
>>203386603Like every football game>run for 5 seconds>10 minute break>50 guys with notepads and headsets walking around>30 minute ad break
>>203386476>Whatever I see on indeeddude that has to be the dumbest way to find a job if you have no history, that site is for people who have a resumego apply for fast food, retail, warehouse, or delivery jobs, those are the only jobs which you qualify for
>they are a detestable sortpot, meet kettle
>>203386536What kinds of places? Just walk to some shopping areas?>>203386625I would rather pick cotton for massah
I have so many switch games I need to sell to gamestop but I don't really want like $80 back in total
>>203386724Try ebay?
It's all coming together. Billions must TRY
>>203386705>Just walk to some shopping areas?yes, if you want to work there, I'd go for construction, electrical, or plumbing helper
>>203386536This. Just call them up or try craigslist. Any time I've wanted a job, I got one within a week, no resume needed
>>203386644apply online. amazon warehouse positions fill out in a matter of minutes so youll need to check the website several times a day to find something nearby. those warehouses do no customer service but youll have to deal with all kinds of people. when you hire with no interview, well........try to apply to temp agencies. they might interview you once over the phone and thats it.
>>203386802Are there like plumbing and electrical offices or something?I don't really know, I looked into apprenticeships and they were pretty hard to get into and sometimes required pre-apprenticeships and education and certs. Very complicated.
>>203386862>Are there like plumbing and electrical offices or something?yes, but with smaller companies the owner might answer not a secretary in an officeall those would need helpers, go-fers, apprentices sometimeswhat city are you in?
gonna go goon with a friend of mine, hopefully this thread is more interesting when i get back
First world niggaz be liek: I'm m homeless please help. Like and subscribe. This is hell. Need a ps5 to play bloodborne.
>>203387004
>>203387004bro you are mexican
only 4.5% of people on earth are Americans
>>203387091I know
>>203386988>what city are you in?Seattle, but next to Kenmore/Bothell
did you know south park mexican is in prison for touching a nine year old
https://x.com/crazyclips_/status/1845162522678116826I could save herAmerican homeless are top models
>>203387004that old niggas feet worry me
I ended up giving my water bottle collection to the hippies btw when I went back. Rip ten bucks and a month of collecting
eye madoone i'm poosting aheeree
>>203387118>nonamericans>people good one
roosheeneefasaleenoollovignoos
>>203387256What do you think of italians?
chud to tranny pipeline
why do italiens like madonna so much
>>203387287Not a fan at all
>>203387249explain this
god I love terrible football games so much
shitalians are the beaners of europe
>>203387249e' lui? o non e' lui?
>>203387301eye watchca seeyinga aboout me motheeer?
New DNA findings reveal that Christopher Columbus was a Sephardic Jew from Spain.
>>203387163BothelPlatt electric supply, Stoneway electric, Electrical surplus distribution, possible warehouse jobs
gooner to tranny pipeline
>>203387391leave the guntake the cannoli
>>203387339the eternal french kepps us down with his heel but we will not surrender so easily
>>203387339I wonder how much of Italy's decline is just southern Italy
Gooner to married family father of four
310 soon
>>203387431hava'ee sooomee o mi feetucceeni mi esse
>>203386644you're just a born loser. kill yourself buddy you're done
>>203387396That was already a strong theory based on his writings.
>>203387507if my grandma had wheels shed be a wheelchair
>>203387512Out of spite I will live
>>203387514You’re living in a Jewish country
>>203387396NOOOO ITALIAN BROS
Poo is awful, just awful, need more fiber
new>>203387745>>203387745>>203387745
>>203387396>jew attempts to scam royalty with hilariously wrong globe earth model and accidentally discovers new continentcould have happened to anyone, goy.
