Dallas, Texas edition>>203379689 (previous)
jason to tranny pipeline
Penile asphyxiation
whenever i shit it feels acidic (not painful)
White excellence
might move to texas now that i think of it. i doubt the weather is as shitty over there
is it not a bit concerning that the democrats are whipping up such fear and hatred against trump that there's been - what - 3 assassination attempts now? what's /CUM/'s thoughts?
person of bean
>>203387822It is
>>203387865filtered and ignored
>>203387865it makes me feel like everyone is going psychotic and i can taste the mental illness in the air including mine
POV: you receive a call during your first date and pull an android out of your pocket
>>203387745>Brit OP/cum/ has fallen
Homeless anon here, I realized that so many people tell me fast food but that doesn't lead to a better life. So I'm going to look into electric work like that one anon said, though personally I would prefer to get further from society and civilization as possible.I realize now that ignorance plagues us all, at first I thought it was just a disease that I suffered particularly harshly, but many life good live but are ignorant slave regardless, just because were born into a good path they can be ignorant and happy. Whereas I am ignorant and miserable, and so thus I must conquer ignorance.Ignorance isn't a disease, it is the name of the black realm we are all born in.I will leave Seattle and I live a life, I will not let god, devils, or worst of them all humanity hold me prisoner. I will live out of spite and give this one life an attempt and conquer the shadow realm.Today I will do resaerch on how to get out of Seattle, but tomorrow I will go walking to find work.
>>203387940Ok retard have fun
Schizo bives
>>203387940Work in the Canadian oil fields
>>203387940>So I'm going to look into electric workgood, either at a warehouse or for a contractor, they will pay well and you can advance
>>203387940you seem insufferable but yeah good luck
Why was the bread baked by a filthy britnigger?
>>203387915ive never been on a date. ill never be on a date.
>>203387915why would i be on a date with a girl who has tattoos?
>>203388062Inshallah you will soon
Kendrick and Taylor would have been so cute together <3
>>203388115Fucked up looking anorexic ass hoe
Might buy an entry level luxury watch
Nigga thinks he’s enlightened because mom kicked his bum ass out of the house lmao
>>203388175once you do, all your problems and fashion disasters will go away
>>203388182you're a sad little faggot
Going to drink a gin fizz
>>203388175For hwhat reason
>>203388150She gained weight in recent years, I don't like fat bitches or anything but she's pulling it off
if i had a crystal ball, i would use it to spy on pretty women i know as they shower
>>203387940good luck anon. you will make it!
>>203388228this board is 30+
>>203388228this but guys
>>203388218Because I like watches
Quick reminder that I’ve been to The Eras Tour and you haven’t.
>>203388192Cry more bitch boy
>>203388248i am literally 30+
>>203388265ive never masterbated to taylor swift
>>203388267why would I cry about you being a sad little faggot?enjoy being a sad little faggot
>>203388265this faggot.....
>>203388229I'll update you guys if I am no longer homelessNot all of you are total faggots>>203388182My mom lives with her boyfriend>>203388031I learned from the best
If I had one wish I’d ask for a night of hot and heavy sexination with Olivia Rodrigo
Imagine paying like $10k to see someone sing "Karma is a cat on my lap"
loads emone
>>203388352Based and realpilled
>>203388356We don’t have retarded dynamic pricing here so the tickets were 110€ and I bought them two days before the showI still have the tour bracelet in my car, it’s wrapped around the shifter
virgil got the patek on my wrist goin nuts
>>203388352i would wish to have total control over my emotions
>>203388380I played the fuck out of this game on my gamecube
>>203388472Just stop self medicating and deal with what you’re repressing. It’s literally that simple.
If I had one wish I’d ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss…
Might get a seiko samurai save the ocean edition
watching destiny
Why do all chinese restaurants have dragon in their name? Either that or Chang's/Ching's/Cho's kitchen
Where's the anon who loves star trek?
Might cop a Junghans Max Bill
>>203388530why do you have to be so racist
>>203388499you assumed something sensible, but that's not my problem. i don't do drugs at all, except for my biweekly (every two weeks) social drinking gathering with palsi just don't care about anything other than my bodily health. i imagine i could raise my standard of living if i could feel compelled to do things the same way i'm compelled to stay fit.
>>203388543Here
>>203388561I am not. Its a genuine question
>>203388175I have a bulova and 2 seikos ama
>>203388564Protip: mental, physical and spiritual health are all different and require different methods of improving each one. For me my weak point is physical health but I’m working on it. Never stop improving and working on bettering yourself
>>203388589if it was, you wouldn't have add ching chong in there
i actually ate breakfast today and i noticed i had so much more energy throughout the day compared to other days. normally i only eat lunch and dinner and crash HARD in the afternoon.
>>203388804can't relate at all. my energy levels are pretty consistent regardless of when i eat. only exercise changes how/when i crash
about to eat some of those healthy cheerios that taste like nothing
>>203388919o algo
Couldn’t find brookies, these are good too doe for what it’s worth. Label removed because price tags are tacky. Gonna go with the Italian excuse if they get uppity about me bringing gifts
>>203388475did you 100% it?
>>203389030dont think soI put on invincibility and played the geonosis arena all the time
>>203388975this nigga tweaking
>>203389082Is your name Rodrigo?
>learn pornstar has died>can't jerk off to her
I smell so fucking bad right now holy shit
>>203389174take a shower, stinky
>>203389156i still jerk off to amadahy
Dog Patch Store, Ozark Missouri
>>203389156jerked off a few days ago to kagney linn. day i learned she pulled the kurt cobain i jerked off to her like 4 times
>>203389360like a month ago i tried to jerk to sophia leone but just couldn't do it. same when i tried to jerk it to emily willis today.
>>203389174you're baiting for a brian reply
>>203389360i didn't even know she was sick
I just ate so much it's kind of unreal....
>>203389468she's polling great, though, guys
thinkin about them beans
that nigga kanye is christian one day and satanic the next
>>203389067Probably would have made a good level to farm studs
i know a real nigga when i see one
i know a real person of bean when i see one
dis nigga ahh thinking about beans
中國第一
thinking about minecraft
starting to get burnt out on lego star wars
Niggas like cavitiesCuz y'all toofake
minecraft lowkey boring as shit
>>203389808
>>203389853You have to create the fun yourself
slaying skeletons atm
So is hating on jews a normalfag thing now?
>>203389876Now I'm questioning if I should buy the skywalker saga or wait a couple months
>>203389968pirate it
>>203389968don't buy one if you can't afford three
>>203389429>>203389459skill issue
>>203389986I only "pirate" abandonware >>203390000momberg can afford it
>tfw my body could be possibly being used for gay doujinshi why did I pose naked for that JP artist I met on discord....
shes gonna win, the keys guy predicted it
Is the word Tr*mp still a banable offense?
>>203390093wtf this gooner doing bro
some politics posts i report on sight. some others i dont. wierd isnt it
>>203390168i hate chuds too
There's a way better street version of every fast food chain over here. Everything from fried chicken to burgers There's always a spot where the quality is just superior to every major foreign food chain.
>>203390189uhhh based
why is it all so painful?
finally done organizing my apu folder
>>203390247my apu folder has 1334 files
>>203390247
>>203390247post 152, he looks high af
>>203390247also, I see a bunch of duplicates in yours
>>203390267I thought about deleting half of my apus since i barely use them >>203390280here
>>203390247157?
>>203390313holy shit this apu tweaking, thanks
>>203390313there's a torrent floating around which has 12000 apu + pepe files
>>203390290which ones? the only duplicates i know of is 76 and 77 but one of them is ai enhanced to be bigger
A fine night for a epsom salt bath. methinks
>>203390333Censored to conceal my identity
>>203390370fed
>>203390313i lost my frog folder. i dont mean i deleted it i mean its lost in some folders after i saved the backup of a user instance on win 11. was like 6gb big with tons of wojaks. mostly wojaks from biz
>>203390347>34, 35>76,77>137,138Also, 56,109, 175, 203 are pepes, hence they don't count as apus
>>203390382I'm CIA o algo
>>203390247174 and 139
>>203390459>>34, 3534 is slightly edited 35 is an original copy>>76,7776 is ai enhanced and 77 is an original copy>>137,138137 is making a heart with his hands 138 is making "gm" with his hands
>>203390488good catch
got a rumbly in my tumbly
gonna eat some spicy chippies
>>203390580which one?
>>203390580i saw some corndogs at the dollar tree last night. for 3 bucks a box they might be worth it.brb i hope theyre still there
Bo Nix? More like Bix Nood
fapped and now I feel exhaustedwtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg
>>203390532I could never find a good AI enhancer tool. They would be handy for album covers that aren't available in digital storefronts.
Do you have family members who are in the ku klux klan?
>>203390691no
>>203390691pura gente del mechon
>>203390691Do I count since technically I'm related to myself?
>>203390597spicy funyuns >>203390599eeewww
>>203390725Camaron caramelo
>>203390745Don't underestimate dollar store corndogs my n-word
>>203390671i bought topaz photo ai
>>203390766>>203390599
eyee pooteeena
>>203390745>>203390780ill snap your fucking dick off and fuck you with it
>>203390766Buy tootsie pops instead your stomach will thank you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fND_Y6OgsDs
>>203390772Can the next /cum/ be a cunny edition where we post our favorite cunny?
Hello
>>203390795you so broke you cant even afford the uber over
>>203390815Hey there mister
>>203390815hello
goschel tier post
Gave little boss water today
>>203390810who is your favorite
what scientific studies have occurred on the effect of diet on semen chemistrylike, actual scientists and labs and shiti want to understand what makes semen taste good
>>203390970just ask your mom, dumbass
>>203390970If you eat a lot of cum ur body reuses it so it can work less on making cum and more on making the flavor good
For me? It's Caitlin Clark and her tight lil spinner body.
>>203391006GOTTEM
>>203391028Cameron Brink mogs that lezzy mcguire
y'all niggas dont really follow the WNBA, right?
i want to unalive myself so bad
My kitty really appreciated when I clear out his eye boogers
Really hope to avoid this fate. Doing what I can each day. I'd like to make friends and find love and be a better man
>>203391106this one for me
>>203391125okay queer
>>203391028she should be queen of America unironically
>>203391146A fat mexican bitch that tucks her gunt into her high rise jeans? Repugnant
>>203391168i can tell by her slender upper arms that she is not that fat and does not have a gunt
>>203390772for an apu pic?
>>203391202Every bitch that wears her jeans to her tits has a fat fucking gunt they're trying to hideYou know this
Incels talking about women again
Fellas. I think I will start transitioning my race to black.
>>203391229what if we started talking about messssican bum bums?
That Hawk Tuah girl really pisses me off. A single 5 second video paired with her attractiveness made her a fucking millionaire. Just goes to show attractive, young, white women are the most privileged group of people by far.
>>203391254>with her attractivenessshe's average THOEVER
this angry polcel needs to leave
>>203391254Get a skill
>>203391254Not only is she mid, she's also not even white (she's a kike)
there's literally no reason to "fap", "wank", "spank the monkey"
>>203391401**cums on your tummy**
>>203387822Texas mentioned
bout to lose 2 lbs in one swift movement of my bowels
went to a grocery store near my parents house today. it had a bar, a communal area with lots of tables with someone giving painting lessons with like 20 people in attendance, they were playing jazz and classical music over the loudspeakers, and the carts had cupholders with many people shopping around with a glass of wine or a beer in hand. the bar was full with boomers just drinking mid day in the middle of a grocery storeit gave me a bit of a culture shock, it wasnt even some classy place or anything it was just a harris teeter
yep. i can always sense when the thread is going to shit
more like TexASS
raped my goonstick earlier today. ask me anything
>>203391492what do you think 1 + 1 equals?
JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>2033915042. final answer
>>203391527INCORRECT
i am absolutely HOWLING at the "person of bean" bit
>>203391492does it smell like poo
>>203388710Bruh there's literally a Chang in P.F Chang's
>>203391550nope. it smelled like coconut butter before i showered THO>>203391537damn. i gotta go back to school
>>203391459Fun fact the biggest poo I ever did weighed over 30lbs.
Wi tu loHo lee fukBang ding ow
i want to shove things up my butt how do i start
>>203391595>>>/lgbt/
>>203391595tie a rope around your neck and then tie the other end to a parking column, then jump off the roof of a parking garage
>>203391254why be mad at her? be mad at the dumb thirsty men who made her. Or both idk
>i dont care about being banned. I swear!
>>203391602im not gay
The meet and greet turned out to be a giant family dinner with me and the other renter third wheeling. This is absolute hell on earth
Someone's about to have a meltdown
>>203391638When it takes 45 seconds to evadeNo
>>203391673you have GOT to learn to just leave places when you're tired of being there
>finished shitting to find out there was only one last spindle of TP left
>>203391684just start spamming buttholes. i can tell youre mad about something already
why did god have to make pooping feel so good
>>203391705EwwI'm not brian. I only like feminine girlcock, not hairy manass
>>203391738fuck off from this general
>>203391690I’m getting ribs for free dumb nigga. It’s worth the humiliation ritual
>>203391751Where would i go? I've been here so long
>>203391771Down, down, down to hell
>>203391768then stop bitch
Fortune does the same; she seeks out the bravest for her opponents, and passes over some with contempt. She attacks the most unyielding and upright against whom she may exert her strength. She tried Mucius by fire, Fabricious by poverty, Rutilius by exile, Regulus by tortures, Socrates by poison, Cato by death. Misfortune alone reveals great examples.
dumb Peanutposter
>>203391771go get aids if you havent already. you disgust me and your posts are shit
Would people still like ruffles if they didn't have ridges
you can abstain for weeks at a time and feel nothing but just one little goon sesh makes you feel like a subhuman whose entire life has been a mistake
>>203391897ya gotta pump that cum into a hot girl/femboy thats the issue
riding the lollercoaster rn
>>203391897i never feel like a subhuman after a goon sesh
>>203391925i am an ugly unlovable aspergian albeit
The plan:>Drink liquor>Be racist to increasingly obscure ethnic groups onlineNeed a new slur for Druze
sex is for reproduction not pleasure you sick fucks
>>203392146it's actually for both, and also emotional connection
some women only orgasm from rape
>>203391106based onnagata appreciator
went to the dispensary and bought 4 more live resin carts because they were on saleI'm an intelligent buyer
ever go to those museum towns that preserved all their pioneer buildings (or built fake ones)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q8ZjauTMnMdo christcucks really
back in my day you didnt use a dang cartridge to get high
>>203392202on mondays they have discounts on edibles so I might get some tomorrow
>>203392332do itedibles never worked for me, kinda sucks knowing I'll never feel it desu
>>203392260least deranged weed smoker
https://youtu.be/_SdqpJZT3b0?t=769
Doesn't the constitution say something about the right to form militias, but we don't actually have any militias? What's up with that?
>>203392449idk read the Constitution and some of the federalist papers
>>203392260'em
>>203392260
Should I get a job as an OF writer?
sometimes i feel bad about bullying some of you. sometimes
>>203392580i don't know what that means and i don't know what that image is in reference to. AI generated post
>>203392616It means you write captions for OF also that's the tennis final at the Olympics
>>203392332i bought edibles for the first time recently and they straight up didnt work for me i ate a 10mg gummy and felt nothing and then the next day tried 20 etc and none of that shit worked waste of money
MY LEGS AINT BROKE YET, NIGGA
I am an autodidact of esoteric mysticism
Thanksgiving dinner is SERVED.
din dins :3
>>203392803Was Crowley the real deal?
>>203392825>>203392815>>203392783
My surname is DiStefano and im drunkCome at me bro
>>203392826Yes but he was proto-post modernist and therefore an instrument of evil
>>203392815I wish they served this at thanksgiving. Fuck that dry ass bird
At least one of you is on an incelwalk now
just got back from my incelwalk
>>203392449people just argue whether or not it means civilian or national guard. Regardless, state governments don't bother with militias because they have the national guard
>>203392449Each state has its own militia I think, but they don't really do anything
real zesty nigga hours
evens i stay home and do something productiveodds i go the strip club and do a rail of coke off some strippers bootyhole
>>203392859what do you mean by postmodern?
>>203392948reroll
>>203392959He was a moral relativist That's what "do what thou wilt" basically means FYI don't reply if you're going to tell me that isn't what it means, without telling me what it means. Happens every time. Anyways, if you're interested in this topic, start with the ancients, not the new age bullshit.
I wish I had irl friends to go drinking with
I wonder if the reason why this thread is so dead is because it's a British OP
>>203393098i had to search the archive to see that this thread was still alivedang briggers
>>203392985I see, it's like "society's rules are made up, you can just ignore them". Who are the best ancient mystical writers?
Society doesn't even real anyways..
>>203393121Sort of but it's also like "do whatever you want as long as you're also letting people do what they want". It sounds pretty but it's ultimately conclusion is a lack of accountability My favorite mystical writer is Paul the apostle. But you should just look into whatever your own spiritual tradition is and then branch out from there. Look deeply into it's origin and what it's original founders believed.
>>203393160Are you okay, AI fren?
>>203387915>liking iphoneWhat is this? 2018?
>>203393160alexa, whats the weather today
>>203393197I had too many drinkies and my finger slipped on my phone screen.
>>203393209Look out your window you lazy nigger
>>203392865>>203392920>>203392947>>203392972>>203393155
>>203393245>TD gets fined $3 billion by the US government>it instantly gets spent by the time the check clears
>>203393228alexa, whats the weather like tomorrow
>>203393269spent on valuable things though
and i do fucking despair
>>203393280But it's not tomorrow yet. I don't understand your question. All I can tell you is that tomorrow I will eat breakfast.
>>203393031You can drink with us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_v-oAHm9IY
>>203393311every time I do that /cum/ is a dead
>>203392959postmodernism is the artistic movement after modernism.while modernism was defined by a rejection of classical artistic notions of representation and expression, rather embracing the invocation of subjective experience and emotional impressions through more abstract forms. imagine if you will, a sculpture depicting a person dancing, but without the person or the dancing, yet still having that expression somewhere in the piece. that is the goal of modernism. postmodernism tried to go even further by rejecting all forms of expression, communication, form, aesthetic and nuance.
Fuck itnletts all getbfuckednip together my brotherw in cum
im so excited for the final Cure album suicide postponed until i listen to it
>>203393330whats for brekkie
>>203393346Your taste in music is bad
n
snuff porn
>>203393363what do you listen to hombre
We want a slug thread
set your alarms for tomorrow, boys
>>203393420
>>203393411https://youtu.be/k71HjGrXbOs
>>203393420dont have to, Im neet again
>>203393420sorry wagie you're on your own
>>203393422can't tell if laughing or crying
>>203393420It's chug appreciation day 2 tomorrow
>>203393420Hurry up and delivery my books, wagie.
>>203393396https://youtu.be/J0d2Z06CRCY?si=8gSJs4hWMJnq_QET
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>>203393489>>203393489>>203393489
