slam dunk edition>>203387745previous
>>203393489First for no jeets.
third for big black dicks
finally an edition that isnt filtered
i wish i could sleep for 16 hours a day
sixthth for no jeets
god damn worthless mets
>>203393497A dream so beautiful it hurts the heart to wake
I used to find dominant women to be a cringe fetish, but I had an experience today which changed everything. I think I get it now.I don't know if this is a sexual awakening, but I am a changed man.
We're all best friends if you think about it
biscuits and gravy tomorrow
>>203393563pretty
Leaving the dinner party now, these people are honestly really dope. I’m glad I found them
>>203393588this is one of my comfort foods
>>203393553TRUE!
>>203393553oh... okay
>>203393553My neighbor's dad came out of the closet when she was 15I knew when we were 10 because he was really excited about his Swiffer wetjet (also he anally raped me)
>A teenage girl killed her mom and invited friend to see the corpse. She will spend rest of her life behind bars
going to make hashbrowns and fried eggs for brekky tomorrow. yes, you can have some if you bring coffee for my wife Reimu
>>203393635oh dear
>>203393635lmfao
>>203393659are you gonna have buttered toast this is important
>>203393668Based oh dear poster
>>203393635Brianesque
>>203393709i wasn't planning on it, but i have some bread perfect for toasting
Does anyone know which anime this precious little gif is from? I need more CGDCT to watch
>>203393659How would you feel tomorrow afternoon if tomorrow morning you wouldn't have brekky with your wife Reimu?
>>203393724excellent >>203393731
>>203393731cute little niggerman
are crumbl cookies worth the $5 price tag
>>203393738yuru yuri, obviously
>>203393738>he didn't use 4chan's built in image searchIt tells me that it's called Yuri Yuri.
>>203393739i wouldn't feel much of anything having not had brekky, since hunger doesn't bother me. however, i would kill myself if i missed spending time with my wife Reimu
>>203393749>>203393767>No dub :( thanks anyway
>>203393747No. $35 for the most mid shit you ever tasted
>>203393780>watching dubsbrainlet
For me, it's my daughter's reimu and Marisa
started watching this Feral Foraging guy on YouTube, b/c he's local to mebut he is such a sickly looking vegan type, and he's cooking these wild vegetables (based) in goybean oil (unbased)
me and chudrick are hanging out and decompressing right now he’s actually a really chill guy despite his appearance
what if i became the hot sexy singles in my area?would i finally find my cutie patootie gf?
for some reason this is trending on Shitter and to this day I still have no idea what it was about
>>203393796cute
Spinster and the Brazilian should date
>>203393834Elian Gonzales was deported back to Cuba
>>203393834> what is reverse image search
>>203393794Watch these dubs.
>>203393842shut up nigga
falling down the CobraJFS rabbitholethis guy is fucking nuts
im scared of buying metaphor because atlus always does re-releases, they fucked me over really bad with shin megami tensei v
>niggaHow repulsive
leave. spinster. alone.
>>203393907Yes. It should have been nigger.
landlordberg is screaming at his wife and her neet son againi guess this is my life now
>>203393907nta but how is that repulsive you guys say much worse things on a regular basis
>>203393911SHUT THE. FUCK. UP. SIMP
>>203393918That would be offensive (ignore the possibility that it was a white woman who typed it) >>203393930I don't cosign all of the repulsive shit that's posted here, but "nigga" is anti 4chan culture
>>203393911she's not going to fuck you. i already fucked her
age is just a number, and prison is just a place.
>>203393944https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU
THREAD RESET coffee or tea
they can lock me up but they can't unfuck that cunny
For me it's Yukari Yakumo.She's my wife.I think we need to start a group called "/cum/ guys with touhou wives"
Soooo what now
ladies, contain your orgasms
>>203393966lemonade
>>203393968
>>203393981Can the gentlemen cum though?
>>203393968bruh
>>203393972I prefer girls und panzer Yukari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJqbpBnxNow
>>203393965>>203393965>>203393965
death to toxic masculinity
did any of you wear fedoras in the 2010s be honest i don’t judge and we’re all anonymous
I prefer P3's Yukari takeba
>>203394013What is that?
>>203393972some of us have husbands
I'm just going to have to take a break from this general for a monthI cannot believe you fucking morons are voting for a fascist shithead that can't form a coherent sentence.You are unironically traitors to America.>mass deportations!>less taxesIt's not worth destroying America overFuck all of youThe rest of the world's hates you. I look forward to seeing your tears when America burns to the ground. Half this country is functionally illiterate, and it shows. We're doomed. I'm going to be using my graduate degree to move somewhere like Australia that isn't a complete circus. I'll enjoy watching you suffer. My empathy is gone. We should have let the south and Texas secede.Or if Trump doesn't do anything that bad then you can call me an idiot, but his anti-democracy rhetoric is terrifying
>>203394031
>>203394025it's when men don't spend their time groveling at women's feet
>>203394019I told my mom one time that I was considering wearing hats (I meant like snapbacks) and she ended up getting a fedora that ChristmasI never wore it. She was upset because I said hats, not caps.
>>203394025google is free>>203394040die mad
>>203394013please don’t spam dick pics again i beg you
mind going at the speed of light, i can't wait my pills to hit
>>203394037>. I look forward to seeing your tears when America burns to the ground. > Half this country is functionally illiteratefortunately, mass deportations with both keep america from burning, and solve our illiteracy problem
>>203394057>Spinster secretly asking for dick pics Please don't step on my face spinster :) I'm begging
>>203394040Based. Always tap the sign.
>>203394031What does that have to do with my new group "/cum/ guys with touhou wives" ?It has 2 requirements which must both be me.-be a /cum/ guy-have a touhou wifeHaving a husband does not qualify you for the group.
>>203394040>>203394073i'm invading your safe space
I stopped eating granulated sugar outright
>>203394070you are a acting like an indian man rn go splash some cold water on your face
>>203394086you must not have any place where you're welcome, if you want to spend your time in a place where you're rejected.
>>203394037i already voted for the indian lady, but you're taking this too seriously man. everything is going to be alright regardless of who wins.
niggas be like"this sugar too spicy"
mmmm
toxic masculinity is when a father showers his daughter in love yet is too insecure to do the same to his son
>>203394096i also did that, until i started going on 15+ mile bike rides. if i don't reup on simple sugars, my blood sugar crashes and i feel like shit all day
>>203394097Wtf that's racist!!!
>>203394100/lgbt/ is really just /tttt/
>>203394111
>>203394113it's very racist to just assume all of us would know what it's like to have a father
>>203394111white people alert
business idea: vr headset connected to treadmill and your character moves according to speed of treadmill. go hiking or tour walking around a city in vr
I'm not even horny anymore Part of me is thankful to be free from the urge but the other part of me misses having such a high peak to look forward to every day. Every day is so boring now and monotonous
trapped by all of the poor choices i made when i was younger. that guy was such as jackass.
>>203394119>15 miles on a bikeThat's a good start
>>203394141have an emotionally distant father is the same as being fatherless
I have a great relationship with my father.
what's the deal with straight guys and sports? you really find a bunch of dudes tossing a ball around to be the pinnacle of entertainment?
>>203394180What's more pathetic is watching college football and basketball
whats the deal with gays and being pedophiles?
Briankin be like hawk pooah shit on that thang
>>203394111Looks like Elton John sharted on it
>>203394180High level competitions of strength and athleticism are entertaining yeah What do you find entertaining, fagnon?
>>203394154yeah, it is where i started. i did this yesterday.
sleeping pills kinda starting to kick int
>>203394196college football is based, unlike the no fun allowed league
>>203394147Loss of libido is often a symptom of hormonal problems (or serious mental health issues, etc), and you should go to the doctor
>>203394200Kek
>>203394219Good... Good... *Starts unzipping my pants* close your eyes and go to sleep... *Bill Cosby voice*
white women RULE THE WORLD
>>203394209what does this have to do with american football tho?
>>203394234They make the world go round.
>>203394219what kinda pills if you don't mind me asking
>>203394223I'm really horny in the morning but not in the evening I'm just getting a bit old anon, dw. I could still touch my dick right now and rile it up, but I just don't feel like it anymore
trump will win
>>203394180I don’t give the slightest fuck about watching sports, but I enjoy playing sports. On very rare occasion I don’t mind attending a sports game in person with friends, but I don’t get how anyone can watch it on TV, build parasocial relationships with players, etcThis is a bit of a tired talking point, but I get a general sense that it’s a crappy simulacrum of nationalism and/or tribal warfare for certain hyper-docile nword cattle
>>203394215Hell yeah
Is this a comet?
>>203394267and thats a good thing!
>>203394180>gay doesn't understand straight male bondingWhat a surprise.
why are you afraid?
203394285Brian post, nobody reply
>>203394200lmfao
>>203394287me doing a mega fart
>>203394180I've never understood the appeal of watching sports
>>203394251Melatonin I got from amazon
>>203394287those are trees
I dont know why the fat pedophile is talking down to fat people like he isnt a lardass himself
>>203394251sleeping
>203394288fuck off glowie
>>203394287
>>203394287i think so
You know what's great about this movie?The illegal alien learned English and then went back home.
>>203394283i am powerful. now post yours. make sure elevation is turned on
>>203394308those never really worked for me personally, but regardless have a good sleep anon
I am in NEED of gainful employment
>>203394332>social pressureThat's what you don't understand, fag. It's instinctual.
>>203394356then go get some
>>203394100Some ‘people’ are masochists who get off on negative attention, so they just shit up anywhere they go
Tonight's horror kinos: Hell House LLCThe Toxic Avenger
nuke this gen
>>203394351Just let me slap you as hard as I can if you want a long night's sleep
>>203394385do you feel bad, never fitting in anywhere?
>>203394329>>203394334Neat. I just spotted it during my innawoods pee
>>203394385>Fag doesn't understand regular male bonding>invents his own explanation for it instead
>>203394384Do I go to the gainful employment store?
No you can't vote for Trump because... the Jews or something. Never mind Biden gave far more in aid to Israel than Trump. Never mind Kamala and Biden have the exact same views on Israel as Trump. Just don't vote for Trump... please
Ronald Reagan is the worst president of all time
>>203394394lucky you. it is too rainy here for me to see anything
>>203394385>i am a leader and not a followerYet you have to stoop to planting your own schizophrenia coconut devices… Curious
Brian thinks he’s a leader and he can’t even get a human sacrifice for his altar lmao
>>203394405Don't care, still supporting Trump.
>>203394403yes, it's called a job center.
>>203394427Human sacrifice? He can't find someone to be his friend.
>>203394421actually, that's LBJ
>>203394421Which brought the federal reserve?
im back
>>203394436Leaders don’t have friends, that’s like King 101
what does a vagina feel like
>>203394450Slimy
>>203394450Brian-tier question
>>203394450Bags of sand.
>>203394454ok, sex-haver
>>203394444Checked>>203394450Like bags of sand
>>203394450Like the inside of your lips and cheeks
ive survived violent encounters but i have never had sex before
>>203394471that would feel so good on my penis
I’ve had sex and both survived and initiated violent encounters, what’s my award?
>>203394346I don't use apps to track anything. I just get on this trail that is roughly 50 km one way and just go to the end and back. What app do you use to track?
>>203394480>he’s never performed autofellatio???
>>203394421correct>economy only stabilized because of the fed chairman carter appointed>sold guns and arms to future al qaeda>helped cubans and nicaraguan terrorists, enabled smuggling crack into the United states>cut funding to school lunch programs>almost triggered WW3 with able archer>destroyed unions by busting the air traffic controllers strike>literally the first dementia riddled pr4esident, the "so cool" conservative legend that MAGApedes bash biden for
>>203394495i manually mapped mine out.
>>203394493Back of the line is over there
>>203394493im a formula 1 race car driver. wbu
>>203394502I'll sit down and map it out at some point. Gotta find an elevation map.
>>203394463spinny…
all the good women are lesbians
>>203394443welcome back what were ya doin
>>203394472>>203394493DEEZ NUTZgottem
>>203394536did you know that over 60% of lesbians are the aggressors in a domestic battery incident at some point in their lives?
>>203394536Lesbians have good taste in music, but they are very mentally ill
I want a gf
i just want a harem of cum dumpsters
my oreos are turning stale
All of someone’s posts have disappeared
>>203394538watched ad astra. pretty good movie
>>203394576it took the jannys 2 or 3 hours to delete them the other day
>>203394536Come on spinster you know you don't mean that
>>203394576it was brian thank jesus christ our savior
>>203394536>>203394555They also have the highest divorce rate.
did you know that “lesbians” have a higher average lifetime male sexual partner count than normal women
i've had sex with lesbian sisters before
>>203394596Do they have higher T or something?
>>203394602lesbian sisters… our response?
I was gonna bring my cookies in to the dinner party but wanted to find everyone first, then saw there were already like 4 fucking desserts there so I left them in my car. Now I have about 40 cookies I need to do something with. I already had 5 but I feel gross now, I’ll probably just leave them to my dog coworkers tomorrow
>>203394610om nom nom?
Brian gets himself banned because he doesn't have the self discipline to just stop posting on his own
>>203394591why would spinster say that she's a non lesbian woman you just be posting shit you probably bat .100 picking out spinster posts stupid faggot simpster simping crazy and thinks random dudes are his waifu stupid ass simpster a belt a doorknob and your neck you do the math buddy i mean kill yourself and dont wait
Where's the canadian who bragged about fucking his twin sister?
>>203394622no no, see he has big plans and things happening, thats why he's here all the time
>>203394617Eat them all and puke them back up
>>203394596That's cool now show us the lesbian domestic violence rates
>>203394624Lmao I actually misread that post yeah
>>203394624>t. effeminate and butthurt about it
>>203394577This movie was boring
>>203394624i already fucked her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNVsqvac18Y
grim thread
>>203394617>I’ll probably just leave them to my dog coworkers tomorrow
>>203394652not really. i enjoyed it.
>>203394656The att hoe tranny would say anything to trigger anyone
is everyone enjoying thanksgiving?
>>203394682i look like that
everything reminds me of her
>>203394722what's up, cutie? <3
Won’t somebody think of the advertisers?
>>203394722shut up dysgenic furfag FREAK
>>203394725it's okay bud>>203394732hows it going?
>>203394721Gaylo gun?
sometimes out of nowhere the magnitude of just how over it truly is strikes me
>>203394721yes thank you
>>203394725sorry, hopped on a VPN to attach my image (which i forgoto)
Business idea: accuse random post of being spinster and get at least 3 butthurt (you)s for the price of 1
everybody STFU, Im watching anime
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfkz4_HxI80
>>203394771which anime
>>203394760Brian
>>203394698Well I'm glad you disagree with me so that you have that extra bit of happiness in your life
>>203394771https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsRz2L-lUZQ
Resisting the urge to drinkLately been feeling it more often
>>203394780Genshiken
>>203394764stealing my longstanding but rare (so it doesn’t get burnt out) gimmick
I'm dating a woman who is 6 years older than me
>>203394830The Zoomer is hagmaxxing.
How does Brian find the time to work for Cocksneed Shartin’ between all his gay porn spamming AND satanic rituals AND terrorizing his neighbours AND running a witchcraft supply store AND having 100 sodomy partners a week AND living in a shithole ghetto
>>203394830I don’t like the attitude women get when they’re even one year older than you in a relationship. No, I don’t need a one year older mommy mentor
Unironically gonna import a South American gf, don’t care anymore.
>>203394862do you even speak spanish?
>>203394830based
>>203394862beware is all that i can say
>>203394851brian doesn't work for lockheed martin, that's me
>>203394796Picrel + old fashioned cocktail syrup for me
>>203394862link me the site
>>203394873spinny…
>>203394783liking movies is subjective. absolutely normal to hate that movie or to even love it.
>>203394876https://nontienesputasperras.br/
>>203394883you're cashing in too soon on >>203394764
>>203394872https://youtu.be/-qxa91EwFco
i need stronger pills
>>203394883That’s not her
*holds chloroform up to your face* shhh shhh that's it that's it *gently lowers you to the ground*
>>203394921*puts you in a neck lock**hits the stunner*
>>203394874uhh scotch and syrup?
>>203394921PUSSY is a COMMODITY
>>203394895
>>203394937that's an ip grabber, you moron
>>203394929*I fall to the ground dramatically and then flop around like a fish*
>>203394930
>>203394944what does IP grabber stand for
>>203394944I don't know what that even is Is he going to steal my credit card information now
I made some taquitos and now my tummy horts
>>203394944don't be so paranoid, goober
brian drinks scatch
>>203394937brolearn spanish, stupidass
>>203394978Stop bullying me
>>203394978Can you share with the leafs?
>>203394996put the words into a translator
>>203394996perro caca
watching gfe videos
>>203394999
>>203395022the words, you morondont just paste the whole link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn7dW6xCMXY
sleep is the one time im happy
>>203395028
>>203395048are you just being stupid on purpose
>>203395043lucky you. i never have happy dreams
>>203395054I don't know Spanish. How would I know where a word begins or ends?
dont feel like studying tonight
test
>>203394421Then in all honesty, who do you think was the best president????????
>>203395095Washington?
i surrender
>>203395086wtf is going on, several consecutive posts before this one disappeared into the æther without showing an error or anything
gonna go to work tomorrow
>>203395108I don't know who that is
>>203395095Elizabeth I
>>203395065nontienesputasperras
>>203395128That’s a state and a District of Colombia respectively not a person
>>203395133When you kill your enemies, they fucking winso FUCK YOU!!!
>>203395119https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddsZTFSfXaw>>203395128George Washington
>>203395095Monroe? Polk? Idk what do you think?
>>203395136>You have no whores/bitches.Is that correct?
>>203395133When I was a kid I fucking loved Avril Lavigne. I love her song girlfriend. But I'm 24 and never had a girl. Does this happen to you in your gay country?????????????????
>>203395167
>>203395173https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NPBIwQyPWEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGR65RWwzg8
>>203395173I thought Avril Lavigne was pop shit for little girls when I was a kid, and have had girlfriends, so no it does not happen to me in my countryI’ve warmed to her music a bit in retrospect, but don’t seek it out
>>203395182Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?I see the way you're acting like you're somebody elseGets me frustrated
>>203395206>no gunsNo handguns. We have regular guns.
Penis genius
>>203395214What happens in the Northwest territories? Would you fuck a Canadian native American girl?
make the god damn son of a bitch thread
>>203395246>What happens in the Northwest territories?Barely anything, as only 45k live there.>Would you fuck a Canadian native American girl?If I could find a conservative one, I don't see why not. The problem is that the ones around here are all NDP supporters.
hehanother test subject
>>203395278>>203395278>>203395278
>>203395095Theodore Roosevelt
>>203395246(Different leaf) they say the hunting and fishing is really good up there, but I’m not really attracted to their ladies
>>203395280>posted 4 seconds before mineFUCK YOU
>>203395280no edition?no link to previous thread?>>203395285post a real one
>>203395283Why? Are you fucking racist or something? Do you only fuck white girls?
>>203395279>>203395279>>203395279
>>203395095me
>>203393501so fucking true kek
>>203394749are you me?
