New Zealand edition
yeah but dem yung goons are recklesssss rn xx
poo
are the conservatives even aware that most of their card-carrying members are massive racists? why do they keep putting up bames?
Wanking's fine for Christians, Onan was punished for not cumming inside his brother's wife, it had nothing to do with wanking in itself
So this is the new.
/brit/ is it? wankers
Poo Peeland
>>203387332proper /brit/ edition this - well chuffedreckon this may be the best thread we've seen for a while
>>203387315All romance languages sound poofy and flamboyant, except romanian
Basketball is a form of association football, really
>no-clippedvirge
listening to "50/50" by lemara very good song
>>203387366says the fucking greek
>>203387350Thoughts on Central Cee?
>>203387364You're always very complimentary about my editions, lad xx
>>203387394he aight
thinking peppers and eggs
had a solid 10 minute conversation with the toilfu todayjust call me casanova
feel like im noclipping through time as I get older
>>203387372>basketball and ice hockey from the leafs>baseball first started out in UKbased"gridiron" can get to fuck
New Zealand belongs to the sheep
Please support NZ economy by watching their streamers: https://www.twitch.tv/quin69
>>203387425is this lad still in prison
>>203387353>are the conservatives even awareno. no they're not. they are utterly clueless. the few things that they should have been clued into (ie: lowering immigration, reducing the budget deficit, resisting woke bollocks) all got SIGNIFICANTLY worse under them - because they were utterly clueless about what their voters wanted. unaware. come election day they came out with a bunch of bollocks about the deepstate and the civil service and how reform had undermined them - utterly clueless about how they got into that situation in the first place.
>>203387404well when they're so good...*puts hand on your thigh and gazes into your eyes*what else can I do?
gonna have sex tomorrowneed some tips
Wish I had a big massive flock of sheep
Just clicked that McDonald's is an Irish restaurant.
listening to the Mock Turtles again lads
mmhmm! aint dat rite
i have 60k to my name
i might havea fucking wankoh yes oh-i might have A FUCKING WANKOH YES OH-I MIGHT HAVE A FUCKING WANKI MIGHT HAVE A FUCKIIIN WAAAAAANK
>>203387502Wank beforehand
>>203387502cash not card
>Any set of 3 random points in space forms a flat plane>This is what makes tripods so sturdy and reliable>4 random points in space does not always form a flat plane>We make all our tables and chairs with 4 legs causing them to wobble if any one leg is offBizarre decision really when you think about it. 3 legged stools literally cannot wobble but we’re here using wobbly 4 legs like fools.
the world needs to relaxit's so antsy and angstyneed a better world
>>203387532nah this is shit advicepulling out and blowing a big load on her tummy you've saved for week(s) is the best feeling
>>203387280done him
so fucking depressed
>>203387519buy us a pint
>>203387559ktim
>>203387540Try telling that to my three-legged dog. He's always falling over.
KP Chili PeanutsPepsi Max
>>203387502put benis in vargeen
If I go back to New Zealand i'll end up doing a life sentence at Pare.
>>203387559
>>203387576benis :DD
>>203387540sounds like complete nonsense, did you make this shit up?
When is Londonpakin going to seethe about DA JOOZ again?
>>203387502Fast so that you're not a fat, giggly slob full of pasta when your shagging. I've ruined far too many encounters by just being too bloated to perform (only 2, but that's still too many).
>>203386394Rude
>>203387583prefer if you'd tell us why
>>203387559have a drink
>>203387623are you a jew?
alri
bit cold
>>203387634Got a month long ban last time I talked about it on here.
Attending nephewbergs football game here shortly
>>203387649
>>203387382What does greek sound like to a forriner, I've always wondered.Like spanish?
>>203387685quite nice akshuallybut you'll never live mykonos down
>>203387685I like itGreek, Spanish and Icelandic are the only non-English languages that sound human to me, probably because of the use of ð and θ
>>203387602No this is basic maths. Triangles are the best shape.Picture a 3 legged stool in your mind. Imagine 2 legs are on the floor, the third leg will just tip down and it will balance.
>>203387590Bizarre
do you have to be well endowed to be a gigolo or just very charmingim neither fwiw just curious though haha
>>203387627do you like to shag in all you can eat buffet toilets or something
>>203387734
>>203387755lil timmy preparing for his asian escort coming over LOL
>>203387755https://youtu.be/l30wwmcQTLc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5myKp4ZD2KQ
>>203387726don't believe you
Funny how people in this thread immediately shut down any new character as "annoying" rather than appreciating it for what it usually is: a performance art piece offering insight into the human condition.
>>203387774i can respect not eating animal productsgot no respect for vegan imitations
>>203387743It doesn't take much to get bloated. One large pizza and a few pints and I practically have to be rolled back to the bedroom.
>>203387755don't remember this scene in american psyco
>>203387791No they're just annoying shallow excuses to spam autistic bullshit
the state of those fucking thumbs
>>203387786https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztwztzmj9sw
>>203387786Fucking bitch
>>203387755sardonically grinning at the irony that American Psycho was meant to be satire and these people take it as a guideline
>>203387789Go buy a 3 legged stool and shove random assorted items under the legs then
>>203387805>one large pizza and a few pintsDaily lunch
>>203387803
arbeit macht freiCOOL
watching shamelessnot homo at all but I'd 100% wank elliot tittensor off (with gay abandon)
just ordered a rice cooker
>>203387845LOL
>>203387349>>203387367>>203387389>>203387400Cook the man some fucking iggs
>>203387828Thought the author was dead leftypol?
Can you lads hear that?Sort of a low-pitch buzzing?Sounds like it's in the walls, could be in the floor thoughShh - there - can you hear it?What IS that?Like a.. like a bee trapped in the w.. there it is again
ruby needs a good ____
>>203387755seen this guy's shorts on youchube beforehe has some where he looks like a dork getting ready to ride a bike, budget american psycho character he's playing
>>203387814https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCS13YSZikUBack in the day someone made this, put a fake Vevo logo in the thumbnail and for years people just accepted that this was that song's official video
>>203387867egg in her life to make her feel beautiful
>>203387855that's why it's meant to be a satire - a mickey take
>sardonically grinning at the irony that American Psycho was meant to be satire and these people take it as a guideline
I think she's running out of money. She hasn't been posting to youtube consistently, her masters had to cost quite a bit, and she takes a lot of vacations, and all of sudden she has withdrawn her phd application to work a 9-5 when she has never worked a full time job a day in her life before.
>>203387845how much did you spend? most rice cookers are non-stick with pfas literally cancer machines
>>203387878how gay do you have to be to know that
mmhmm dem yung yardie thugs are rapidly slapping their oiled up batons into katy's tight body before pumping her pumpum full of nubian bullseed x
>>203387838ffs, this is grotesquesometimes i just toss some lentils and onions in a pot and call it a dayvegan, makes itself in 40 minutes
>>203387899WHY'D YOU LEAVE RUBY ON THE TABLE?
>>203387914Pretty fucking gay, I was sucking cocks back when it was illegal for you to consent to sex
>most rice cookers are non-stick with pfas literally cancer machines
>>203387953Trilb
I don’t think there’s any version of the universe in which she’s in danger of running out of money. Even if she did pay for her degree herself, what expenses does she have, living with mummy and daddy? They won’t be charging her rent. Nyord V. P. Anne with and E has more than paid for her replacement laptop, and just about all of the videos she puts out these days are sponsored, not to mention all the undeclared ads. The ”9 to 5” she has is three days a week straightening out the shelves in the library of her old school, she’s doing it just to have something to do and pad out her CV, not for the money. Daddy Bones has millions squirreled away in offshore accounts and will have set her up financially from the day she was born, she’s never going to actually face the concept of supporting herself in anything but a very superficial way.
>>203387867book
It's a Dark Academia type of evening.
>>203387999bare neek
>>203387999eli manning lookin ass nigga
rope tied, note written, chair still in the shed
>>203387999only people who can pull that off are actual chadsotherwise you'll look like a walking hatpost
>>203388034hop to it
>>203387999This nigga cosplaying as a turd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIfAkOBMf5A
eva braun rule 34
She eagerly burned tens of thousands to return to uni for her Masters despite no interest in studying anything, just for the ego boost of being able to finally brag that she went to Oxford. I don't think she's hurting for cash and will easily be able to pay for a PhD without funding if she chooses.I think her withdrawing is equal parts:A. She's clearly terrified of adulthood (not exactly surprising that the major topic of conversation with her therapist is apparently leaving childhood behind) so she pulled yet another gap year out of the hat to delay the real world as long as she could.B. She didn't get the content mileage out of Oxford that she wanted. Considering that she only really wanted to go to Oxford so she could brag about it in videos and show off the DARK MACADAMIA environment, not having the time to make videos is a real problem. Like @slamvs27 mentions, 4 years of that in a row would really throw a wrench in her channel.If the only scant content she can make at Oxford is her looking miserable while moping around LOIBREEES in poorly-shot videos at what's supposed to be JANUINELY her dream uni, it's not exactly appealing. Worse still for her, it curbs her ability to pretend to be doing 8 billion things a day, which is the ego-boosting smoke-and-mirrors tit she thrives on.C. She clearly doesn't enjoy studying and actively avoids engaging with the learning process wherever possible, so studying at higher levels where she can't cheat as much or get Blakeney to do half the work really puts her through the ringer. She essentially admits as much in this video, but couches it with the usual "BOT OIY LOFF LAHRNING SYO VARRY MOCH AND AWSFWUD IS JANUINELY MOIY DREAM!" bull.
>>203387999God I want his babies so bad
>>203387999Terrible fit
I'm a hot girl, pop girl, rich girlI'm a bitch girl, fast girl, "catch me if you can" girl
jfc
>>203388079dayummm look at her fuckin forehead
>>203388086men can't get pregnant
I'd give her credit for taking a gap year and focusing on growing up, getting some work experience and dipping her toe in the real world, but it doesn't seem like that's what she's doing. She'd have been far better off getting a real job with no ties to her old school or parents, something that might challenge her and not give her free rein to take as much time off as she wants.Instead, she just went and got another "show up when you want" no-stakes, no-challenge nepo job at her old school again, where she can cosplay as a child in a school environment for yet another year. Just like her previous part-part-part-time classroom assistant's assistant's assistant role, it's not a real job, much as she seems to want to embellish it into one, and immersing herself in another childhood environment seems creepy and counter-productive.And alongside that, she's just back to playing make-believe with fake school schedules and completely made-up accomplishments to brag about to gullible children while she slobs around her childhood bedroom for another year. This doesn't seen like smart decision-making or working on her mental health, it's just regression.
>>203388105Looks like my cock
>>203387509
>>203387999the lads REALLY didn't like this picture this thread and yet it was posted in the last one without a single (you)curious
As usual, i agree with gossip guy, Ruby is stuck in the past, it's so unhealthy. She needs to go and work in Aldi.
>>203388113I can bloody well try
Evens jazz Odds classical
>>203388137We're becoming bitterer and bitterer as toil approaches
>>203388118>>203388141shut the fuck up
>>203387999love me some scottish knitwear and corduroy trousers
>>203388141https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_--DXY9xH84FOK!
dem hoodlums finishing up with katy
>>203387999I look like this
Ruby is set for life… no wonder she seems bored all of the time and half-arses everything. And no wonder she is struggling to move into her later 20s / established adulthood. She hasn’t had a single external motivator since she was about 16. Her inner motivations like passion for literature etc are now luke warm. She must be so so lost and thankfully has realised just in time that more academia isn’t really the answer right now.IMO the best thing she could do right now is move out. On her own. A little 1 bed in Cambridge or something. She could even buy it, who cares, although preferably without her parents help. Maybe a mortgage Ruby? And a job. Part time, remote, who cares. Social media / research / admin / archive … anything. It’ll be competitive and difficult at first but that’s the point. She is obviously craving this sort of restriction and direction.
>>203388146https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kZ2afCBpfYit's been tried before
>>203388113Doesn't need to give birth to them to have them
l hope Ruby has a great life filled with wealth and happiness
for someone who is supposedly so smart and so sure of herself, she is constantly changing big plans. She changed her major at Exeter and kept flipping back and forth to what she was interested in. Then she withdraws her application for her PhD at Oxford? Insane! She obviously hasn't the slightest idea about what to do with her future and is in some kind of limbo state she purposefully put herself in so she can delay "adulthood" for several more years. She even said she will wait to apply next year or several years later, so I'm not even convinced she will try for next year. She never finishes anything (Latin, ballet, gymnastics, sewing, studies) and will never really master anything, at this rate. She has been pretty giddy about being back at home, playing pretend and dress-up, so I think so long as her parents allow it, she will remain in this mode.
>*makes your grandad spaff*
>>203388266she sure had a taste of that fresh off the boat windrush baton
>>203388266would
Filters working overtime
>>203388266makes me spaffsaucy little minx
>>203388249ruby's forehead stay in frame challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
What is it about some black Brits that makes them... like really capitalist? Hustler, rich man mindset.Most households aren't earning £90k combined but have kids lel.
ah... hello all
>>203388266I saw my maternal grandfathers laptop when he died in 2012 and it was FILLED with daddy-daughter porn. I mean FILLED with it. Was very unsettling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeccAtqd5K8
wasted my 20s sleepwalking through life
sarah off derry girls is fit as fuck
>>203388323yeah it's about time for a coffee myself
>>203388323ah...hello.. I'm on the beers
>>203388319we stem from kings x
reckon I’m the most British chap hereI literally only drink tea (7-8 per day), lager beer, and scotch and can’t remember the last time I drank something else
>>203388371good lad
>>203388266Me too the cheeky little bitch
>>203388319Eh? Did you post the wrong image? That cunt isn't a 'hustler'
>>203388374GOOD lad, very jealous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tC94HZWKCs
Reckon I'm the most American guy here. I literally only drink Coca-Cola, Coffee, and Budweiser and can't remember the last time I drank something else. I'm also fat.
>>203388374Quite fond of this frog
>>203388323wrong thread here you go>>/ausnz/>>/commonwealth/
ngl... i looked for the covers in mafia 2
>>203388374
>>203388374enjoy this image a lotits beautiful simplicity
>>203388383I only drink pints unless I'm at Spiders
Reckon Nixon should have accepted all those Chinese women
>>203388430alri piggyhmmm…pigger…?
>>203388438Uff, that's a nostalgic fap if I've ever heard of one.
>>203388440thanks l created it
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
>>203388434
>>203388439what was his endgame?
>>203387853uncle fucking bully
>>203388465good tits are timeless
>>203388435don't be daft
11PMthe wanking hour
might have 6 more eggs
>>203388495>cockwombleHaha spat my coffee out reading this! Thank you sir I will be adding this to my repertoire :)
>>203388430thought americans didn't like budweiser anymore
woke up naturally before 8am lads, didn't think that was possible
>>203388458might get a tofu press quite like tofu
>>203388523oh boy hope the 2nd half of the vid is the same dildo blowjob she always does
>>203388539enjoy
>>203388430Posting on /brit/ is fundamentally un-American
on the cans (kombucha)
brain is raped from gooningcan’t get off to anything less than HD perverted gooner porn, tried watching a regular old lesbian vid but my willy gave up 5 mins in because the arse licking was too tame
>>203388523God she's so blimmin pengWhich vid is that from
>>203388448Fookin ell
>>203388552good lad
>>203388557I'm not actually going to eat any eggs. They're bad for your heart or something.
>>203388550nice
>>203388573hope your da's proud
>>203388349ktim
>>203388556Eh? She's been on the real cock for years now, retard
>>203388548That was a retarded boomer culture war thing 俺には関係ねぇよ>>203388567I like you guys too much
>>203388609I haven’t spoken to him in 15 years, but I do have my own gaff so…a normal dad would probably be proud
>>203388635
EGGS EGGS bad for your heartEGGS EGGS bumbaclart
>>203388458why not just call them tofu sticks
mental how yanks put 18 spoons of sugar in their morning coffee
>>203388615love love LOVE 'eh' posting
>>203388643zesty big smoke ahh brotha
>>203388595superstition from the 90s which has been disproven
>>203388375You're white
>>203388643nigga stole my bedsheets
>>203388637a gaff you wank for hours on end in
>>203388319>low IQ>so susceptible to advertising>spend lots on money on shite>need to make more money to spend, so 'hustle' They will literally break the law to get a new pair of trainers, they are the perfect consumers
>>203388678haha alri egg council creep
love love LOVE "love love LOVE" posting
aff tae bed
>>203388698no no homer, it's not like that
>>203388637>I haven’t spoken to him in 15 yearsI don't blame him
why do fatties bother trying to look good? everyone knows they universally look terrible, some of them a bit more terrible some a bit less, but any slim person looks so much better there’s no point worrying about it
>>203388716he'd get it!
>>203388693the dream
>>203388720They're mentally ill
>>203388716what's his endgame
EGGS EGGS
Might start infusing some rum with cinnamon ready for the xmas eggnog
taking a shower after every shit
>>203388749grooming the next generation of tranny
>>203388693my gaff I’ll do what I like innitand I’d hardly call giving up after 5 mins hours on end (although I have done that on occasion, not typical though by any means)
>>203388703love love LOVE the positivity
>>203388768fair enough wankygafflad
Which fit you repping?
got the coconut fred's fruit salad island on
genuinely didn't know what a korea was 10 years ago and now look>Bibimbap, Kimchi, Fried Chicken>Blackpink, BTS, Red Velvet>K-Dramas, Parasite, Train to Busan, Squid Game>Korean Skincareand it all started with Gangnam Stylemadness how it's just popped out of nowhere
>>203388788loathesome midget
just got about 6 captchas in a row wrong even though i was extra careful after the first twofine gookmoot you win, i'll open the laptop where i'm logged into my 4chan passfucking prick
>>203388788all look like shit
>>203388788walking trousers, goretex trail running shoes, fleece, waterproof jacket or course.
>>203388644SIX BUMBA RASCLART PUSSY BUMBA BLOODCLAAT EGG
>>203388643got daym das a big black ayss
>>203388809can someone decipher this mongs word salad for me? gibbering ape needs some English lessons
>>203388811The Asian Fanny.
>>203388788joggers that are falling apart and my 20 dollar hoodie x
>>203388831the incel fit
>>203388831Deary me
>>203388848get. him. booked. now. rorke.
>>203388831you like saying goretex, don't you?
>>203388848love the look of sheer terror in the younger children's eyes
>>203388720fat cunt > skinny neek
worked with a black man yesterday and he seemed like a really nice likeable mani'm very confused
>>203388888when I'm talking about items of clothing that are goretex yeah
wanking to gay poo-orn
was never any good at freestyle swimming, always preferred backstroke because i can keep my face above the water and don't have to time my breathing
>Children scream in horror as Grinch bursts into home and destroys tree
>>203388906skinny neek > fat neek thoughever
Charli xcx's "Spring breakers" featuring Kesha will be released tomorrow.
>>203388907do you actually think every single black person is a delinquent please dont tell me your worldview is that one dimensional
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_jdiU47bFAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_jdiU47bFAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_jdiU47bFAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_jdiU47bFAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_jdiU47bFA
>>203388936mad how horses were essential for almost every significant activity in human history and now they are mere playthings for the rich and ugly smelly women
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYSEXY LADY
>>203388888
How can I be a functioning adult?28m nothing to show for it, really struggling, and after some advice.Was a shy, anxious kid all through school, did well grade wise. Struggled massively through college, had no idea what to do and couldn’t cope with all the new people/places and change that comes with it. Basically ran away from it all after that.Never really had a job, the thought of being around people and places I don’t know honestly terrifies me. Even going to the barbers to get my hair cut is too much. Sounds ridiculous I know, but I overthink everything and my brain just doesn’t fucking switch off, it drives me insane.Zero relationship experience, never even texted a girl, let alone any physical contact. Never been to a party or night out, I missed out on everything and wasted my youth.I live at home, parents just enable it, they don’t really seem to care, can’t recall a time I’ve ever had encouragement or advice from them. Not really that close to them if you couldn’t tell.I have some hobbies, and exercise regularly, doesn’t seem to help with my desire to not exist though.I’m sorry if that came across as a bit of a rant, I blame nobody but myself for the position I’m in. I’m just looking for any advice from people who’ve found themselves in a similar position, as I don’t really have anyone else to ask. Thank you.
>>203388906just not true though is itbeing a fat cunt is repulsive, boggles the mind how some freak can overcome this natural disgust to shag emreckon they must have the same genes as German scat fetishists
Fans of things ruin the thing they are fans of.
>>203388942for me it's just jumping in and bopping around a bit with a beer
>>203388961don't patronise racismlad
>>203388945I expect you all to show some respect and make an appearance here
>Concerning ‘The Grinch’ TikTok Trend Shows Parents Scaring Kids Witless During The Holidays
>>203388924alri George x
>>203388961generally yes
>>203388936tekkers
she better do "hello goodbye" with Carlyx
Got me goretex crocs on
>>203388961>american>loves wogsBet you cheered wheh Harambe died but protested when George of the jungle overdosed
>>203388957I'll be listening
was in big w the other day and they already had christmas shit on display alongside the halloween stuff
>>203388956fat ppl can’t be neeks unless they wear a fedora or anime t-shirt
>>203389010man of the scratch
>>203388981you snowniggers are alright :)
>>203388983here’s an idea, how about you get a clue?
>>203389049noticed the same thing ladworld's gone mad
anyone got the webm of the horseberg shooting ropes of horse cum onto the old lady
>>203389032i never said i loved wogs you stupid cunt, or even implied itbut if you think literally every black person is a criminal you're a fucking moron
>>203389049woke isn't it
got myself a fat gf in the sims but i trained her on the treadmill for a bit and now she's reasonably skinnymight do the same thing in real life, a fit girl with the self-esteem of a fat girl would just be ideal
Had an argument with the missus and accidentally blurted out "suck a bbc nigga"
Rorke dropping to his knees in big w when he sees the 80 dollar plastic trees out in October
>>203388759*cum
>>203389032wouldn’t take the other side of this bet 2bh
>>203388831>goretexbbbased
>>203388983literally the only solution for someone like this is forcing themselves into difficult situations but they won't do it because it's hard.
>>203389100ahahahaha>>203389095you what
>>203388720no ideai try to cover my fatness by wearing loose fitting dark color shirts and sweatpants/joggers
where you lot at then?
I used to be a lot more adventurous on youtube while I'm drunk. Nowadays I end up listening to the same songs over and over. Don't know why but I miss how I used to come across random songs and fall in love
>>203389098>Anon has a Freudian slip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDgR3FNlsUM
New should be school girl legs edish
>>203389122this different from ublock?
>>203389123used to love getting pissed alone and listening to music
>>203389122dont have this installed, just uBlock and brave for me
>>203389110yeah, they'd basically have to train themselves how to socialise
>>203389089er mate why you denying the obvious? you love em, you suck em off, you probably eat their big roll like the dirty little bellsniff you aregrow a spine you little gimp
>>203389145
>>203389144In her stories she also pans to blakeney on their picnic as the lyrics say, ‘the first time that you kissed me’. I wonder if she chose that part of the song on purposeUm
>>203389122Only ublock origin for me, apparently too many add-ons isn’t good security wise.
>>203389163yeah?
>>203389163Done him
>>203388983sorry I only have joke responses queued up
>>203389177whoever made this image should be hanged in public
>>203389163sent that freak flying to another board
>>203389177what a bizarre image to save on your computer
No toil for me on the morrow lads hehe x
>>203389216i deleted it right after i only find it in the booru and post it to showcase all you freaks are the actual fetishist cuckolds notice how spainfag isnt a yank
>>203389239>>203389239
Have you sought fortune, evasive and shy?Drink to the men who protect you and IDrink, drink, drain your glass, raise your glass highIt's not the side-effects of the cocaineI'm thinking that it must be loveIt's too late - to be gratefulIt's too late - to be late againIt's too late - to be hatefulThe european cannon is here
