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Imagine living in Australia edition
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>>203383936
Im posting in here
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I am ALSO posting in here
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My mom loves Australia. Must be swell.
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ok lads going to have a ciggy then go to bed, need lots of good rest if im to smash my big software architecture presentation tomorrow
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>Item it hath not ben sen that men born of this lande havyng ther wiffes and children dwellyng under the obeissance of our souverayn lordys adversaires shuld be cherrished here and kno the printe of our counsell for they be but as spys and therefore by the avye of the councelle a remedye must be purveyed for such that they nother goo ne come withoute licence

True ENGLISH men should marry good ENGLISH women.
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>>203385695
just noticed that sign looks like it says bus shagging haha
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Limmond
You must move on
Don't take it out on your community
RUDE
Limy
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Ruby clumsily lapping at Blakeney's fannois
Blakeney gently guiding her head
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posting in here are ya
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doing the Australian gay porn dance
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>>203385711
best timmy cud do
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/brit/ boys craving being spoiled and pampered
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>>203385684
wish i had smokes
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>>203385711
27 year old volcel/incel, don't care, still would
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never done drugs
never even drank alcohol

where should i start?
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>>203385711
based and Mick Jagger pilled
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>>203385491
same. sad that in a few years we'll look back at smoking in a pub gardens the same way we look back at smoking in a pub
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>>203385657
are you built for BHC?
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>>203385759
with the greeks
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playing the sims 4 like a fat ugly girl
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get proper depressed when I listen to love songs or they accidentally come up on the 'potify 'laylist, wish I had someone to sing about :/
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>>203385711
is that her cum or his i find it hard to tell sometimes from pics and video. some womens lubcricant is really viscous
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Sir Cig Swiper
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>>203385759
Medical grade marijuana and organic tobacco
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>>203385759
don't just have sex, once you know the pleasures attainable you will always yearn for them i think about cocaine literally every day multiple times but if i start again i'll lose everything
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>>203385739
rollies innit hun feel like theres less chemicals x
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>>203385789
>some womens lubcricant is really viscous
the consistency changes depending where they are on their cycle
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Imagine are Marko mating pressing Ruby. Her very first time is being violated by the beast. The fishy aroma permeates the room. She screams in both equal pain and pleasure. The Kreampie King blows his beans in her hairy fanny with his trademark grin, whilst Rubes slowly starts to weep. Her gooey fanny drips with his slime, he turns to his camera and whispers "Is that alright with you, de lads?" as he turns off the Youtube livestream
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Pokemon Fire Red tbqh
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hello if you have any questions about
christanity
i will try to answer them to the best of my ability
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yeah? fucking yeah? cunt
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>>203385814
hot
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>>203385807
answer the question
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>>203385827
you didnt ask a question, there's no question mark.
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me talking with the brit lads x
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>>203385726
ruby would be shit at dining at the y lmao
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>>203385814
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much to think about
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Limmy was good but now he's not
He needs a divorce to regain his vigor
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The Kreampie King always gets his creampies
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might stuff a few marshmallows up me bum
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>>203385815
wish i grew up playing gen 2 instead of gen 3
missed out on so much sovl in those games
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We all Seaside in life x
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>>203385846
questions dont always need them
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>>203385817
what are some good books about the foundations of logic? what it is, where it comes from, the main principles etc.
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>>203385864
needs off the ssris and on the eccies x
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>>203385735
/brit/ boys deserve sugar daddys
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>>203385862
Kinda cute uwu
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the try on haul wanktoil

>>>/gif/27979541
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>>203385882
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>>203385759
smoke a bit of weed and work your way up to injecting heroin
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embrace self-care
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>>203385814
*imagines it*
Ok now what?
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Ruby getting excited for the trip to Brighton
Blakeney showing her all the coolest spots
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>>203385890
https://analytics.opensyllabus.org/record/works?work_query=logic
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>>203385889
yes they do, what on earth are you talking about
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>>203385902
bare neek LOL
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>>203385242
>no tatts
it's a start
still a whore though
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embrace jump scare
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>>203385817
why is premarital sex a sin when being a sexless virgin makes you hateful
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>>203385805
yeah i meant baccy really i prefer rollies too x
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There is magic and mystery all around you. Pay attention to it.
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>>203385899
based
what /brit/ boys deserve and dream of
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anyone watched threads yet? watched about 10 mins and it got kind of boring
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dont read
dont watch movies
dont even play games anymore
just watch youtube and flick between the same three sites hoping for something new and exciting
all day, every day. rinse and repeat
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big, fat, veiny tits
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>>203385925
she's black only dont worry lil bro x
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>>203385814
A daring synthesis
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>>203385814
>>>/r9k/
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>>203385919
https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/35806/when-is-it-appropriate-to-end-a-question-without-a-question-mark
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>>203385942
no there isn't
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>>203385906
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>>203385875
Gold and Silver were rubbish, frankly. Crystal was better, but Johto just sucks.
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>>203385947
decided against it when someone said binbag face is only in it for a few seconds at the end
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>>203385890
i dont know probably sep entry https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/logic-classical/ and related or get the documents from some university course with an intro to logic
>>203385929
does it make you hateful?
and you seem to be misunderstandingh the poitn is to bond with a member of the opposite sex and then explore sexual intimacy
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Ireland and Haaland trying their best to ruin my parlay.
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>>203385919
hahah I've seen what you've done there, very clever x
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>>203385963
>In formal writing, even rhetorical questions must always end with a question mark
so, yes, you need a question mark regardless of the question
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>>203385817
Yeah here's one: why do people believe in any religion when ALL religions are LIES

>>203385890
Logic has nothing to do with religion 2bqh

Logic actually makes sense, unlike religion
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Just sneezed up a stinky tonsil stone
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...1
...2
...3
*ding*
*ding*
*ding*
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>>203386010
how are all religion lies?
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>>203385951
I find that texture on her shirt incredibly erotic when being stretched out by tits
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>>203386001
>/brit/
>formal writing
pick one, dickshite
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>>203385987
It's spelled Erling
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Think I might get a shag tonight lads, all the signs are there. Saw in the shower this morning that she’s opened a new pack of razors so she’s shaved, it’s looking good I reckon
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>>203385949
think you might have a touch of the ol' 'pression, la
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>>203385961
>BRITFEEL IT'S A BRITFEEL POSTER HE POSTED SEASIDEMARK IN A THREAD ABOUT BRITISH CULTURE R9K R9K R9K WAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH R9K R9K GO BACK TO BRITFEEL BEFORE I POO MYSEOLF WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAH
grow up you fucking pussy i'll post wherever I want
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>>203385930
yeah straights just dont hit right for me, buy mine on the continent proper rip off here x
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>>203385987
man united should have given rangnick the keys
his austria side are great to watch
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>>203386025
You said you would try to answer questions to the best of your ability, but you haven't tried answering the question at all
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>>203386017
you grim bastard
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>>203385974
possibly the most retarded post in /brit/ history
what a fucking MONG you are lmao
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abra kadabra!
...
...
...
what's changed about the thread?
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TURN THAT OFF
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>>203386026
do ye, aye?
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>>203385974
saying this is the same as saying dp were dogshit but saying platinum was good, it makes little sense unless your criteria for a good game is based on minor details
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She says she got accepted into a Ph.D program at Oxford! She was supposed to started this September but chose not to, due to mental health issues.
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>>203386047
>yeah straights just dont hit right for me
same
take the gaypill x
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>>203386083
reckon she's on hinge?
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>>203386083
Yeah, no way this is about money. Every sponsored video nets her a couple of grand at least, plus the ad revenue, plus the money she's saved over the years, then the passive income from rent on her cottage, all while paying no rent or major bills.

She eagerly burned tens of thousands to return to uni for her Masters despite no interest in studying anything, just for the ego boost of being able to finally brag that she went to Oxford. I don't think she's hurting for cash and will easily be able to pay for a PhD without funding if she chooses.

I think her withdrawing is equal parts:

A. She's clearly terrified of adulthood (not exactly surprising that the major topic of conversation with her therapist is apparently leaving childhood behind) so she pulled yet another gap year out of the hat to delay the real world as long as she could.

B. She didn't get the content mileage out of Oxford that she wanted. Considering that she only really wanted to go to Oxford so she could brag about it in videos and show off the DARK MACADAMIA environment, not having the time to make videos is a real problem. Like @slamvs27 mentions, 4 years of that in a row would really throw a wrench in her channel.

If the only scant content she can make at Oxford is her looking miserable while moping around LOIBREEES in poorly-shot videos at what's supposed to be JANUINELY her dream uni, it's not exactly appealing. Worse still for her, it curbs her ability to pretend to be doing 8 billion things a day, which is the ego-boosting smoke-and-mirrors tit she thrives on.
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business idea: tonsil stones but in your willy
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>>203385985
you're drunk which is a sin
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>>203385974
not it wasnt runt
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>>203385949
same and I'm 32 lol
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>>203386040
pathetic
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>>203386056
you haven't asked a question you've made a statement. i'm probing the statement so we can have a proper discussion
>>203386134
project on
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skibidi tuah
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Blakeney fearlessly wading into the water
Ruby cautiously taking off her cardigan
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rubymong having a normal one
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>>203386130
You'd probably scran that
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>>203386148
How so?
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>>203386078
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>>203385957
tranny
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>>203386129

Contrast with this gap year, where she delightedly announces that she'll be juggling a 9-5 job, running a stationery company, making YEECHEEB VIDEEYOWWWS, various "PROJACKTS", her imaginary curriculum, writing, reading, etc. All fictional/wildly embellished, of course (she's still faking whole days of work as seen in her latest routine video) but it's the kind of "ANVY ME AS OIY DYEU MORE THAN YEU CAN!" fake productivity nonsense she can't go without for 4 years.

C. She clearly doesn't enjoy studying and actively avoids engaging with the learning process wherever possible, so studying at higher levels where she can't cheat as much or get Blakeney to do half the work really puts her through the ringer. She essentially admits as much in this video, but couches it with the usual "BOT OIY LOFF LAHRNING SYO VARRY MOCH AND AWSFWUD IS JANUINELY MOIY DREAM!" bull.

I'd give her credit for taking a gap year and focusing on growing up, getting some work experience and dipping her toe in the real world, but it doesn't seem like that's what she's doing. She'd have been far better off getting a real job with no ties to her old school or parents, something that might challenge her and not give her free rein to take as much time off as she wants.

Instead, she just went and got another "show up when you want" no-stakes, no-challenge nepo job at her old school again, where she can cosplay as a child in a school environment for yet another year. Just like her previous part-part-part-time classroom assistant's assistant's assistant role, it's not a real job, much as she seems to want to embellish it into one, and immersing herself in another childhood environment seems creepy and counter-productive.

And alongside that, she's just back to playing make-believe with fake school schedules and completely made-up accomplishments to brag about to gullible children while she slobs around her childhood bedroom for another year.
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>>203386112
i like to build pcs but i am never buying into the gamer aesthetic
single monitor only
no light-up fans or peripherals
office chair
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>>203386143
meant to type no ffs what a retarded typo
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>>203386159
who is blakeney
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>>203386112
autistims are cute
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>>203386183
>i like to build pcs
virge
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>>203386107
no. I'm a rubestorian and she is the most asexual person I've ever seen
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Ruby spreading apart Blakney's fanny for the first time like this
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>>203386149
>why do people believe in any religion when ALL religions are LIES
That's literally a question, I just didn't put a question mark on it

And no you don't care about discussions, you never gave a shit about that, you just avoid any real questions by deflecting every single time

Take your religion and shove it up your arse you stupid cunt
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browsing r/GarterBelts again
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>>203386091
hahahah can appreciate men's bodies and minds and that but that's not for me hun x
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>>203385882
genuinely stood in this exact spot yesterday
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>>203386200
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'berg
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>>203386062
Johtomong
>>203386082
>dp were dogshit but saying platinum was good
Objectively true. Just look at the pokemon variety, gym leaders, elite 4.
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>>203386227
it doesn't make sense because obviously the people who believe in religion dont think it's a lie
as you can't have a belief in something you know to be wrong
bizarre ad hominem, and bad faith engagement
looks like i was right to question what you meant
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what issue does this unironic bender have with some tarq girl minor youtuber at oxford
he’s been doing it for fucking years
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there are some things that man was not meant to scran
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ahh back just in time for mentally ill gay retard hour
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>>203386211
screaming, sent that runt flying so far that he no-clipped out of the map
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>>203386246
all i wanna get is... a little bit closer...
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>>203386259
Shitchildhoodmong
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>>203386262
bloke needs locking up for his own good
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>>203386176
get a griip
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That disingenuous fucking bitch. Acting all twee and cutesy when she owns multiple properties and is set for life.
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ironic bender me
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would you like it if a secret incel forum would discuss your closeted lesbian relationship in exchange for a quarter of a million pounds in youtube income
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no food in the house fuck sake
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>griip
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primary school try on haul
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>the singular (1) rubyposter
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who here living the seaside life
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>>203386307
how does she own property
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that new simpsons short was depressingly mid
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>>203386262
If you spam literally anything here for long enough, mongs pick up on it and give you tons of attention for it. That’s literally it. He wouldn’t post this if it didn’t get attention, same reason he spams the cuck stuff and the Irish diaspora stuff.
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we all need our hobbies lads live and let live a little eh x
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>>203386335
more of a hillbilly, me
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>>203386355
>he
>third person
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>>203386267
ever notice how it begins just about when you arrive...?
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>>203386335
terrifying to stare at on repeat
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>>203386394
howling
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it's so sad watching try swatty little school girls ditch uni as soon as youtube starts to pay

google should be broken up like IG farben
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>>203386339
she owns lots of land rent free in his mind
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>>203386394
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>>203386262
The effort he puts into documenting her life is astonishing, almost to the point of respectability, but then you realise how warped the cunt is and feel like you should probably report him to some kind of mental facility
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>>203386394
leaf on leaf violence
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A new photo of Blakeney everytime she opens her phone set as her lockscreen...I don't even know what to comment on that. There's so much to say... girl...

I just hope that regardless of the nature of their relationship or Ruby's feelings that it's mutual and Blakeney also has a similar set up on her phone for Ruby too, cause otherwise I can't imagine anybody being comfortable with that.
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Ruby jittering from too much coffee
Blakeney smiling and slipping some whiskey into it
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>>203386394
looooool
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Carol Voldemort is back
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rip alex salmond
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only really care about riding motorcycles now all the other stuf is boring
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Would love to be a joey in me mum's pouch
Probably the comfiest animal on the planet
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I will be ruby and blakeneys sperm donor
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>>203386335
how does this runt afford to do this shit
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>>203386489
mad how she shilled for cameron yet positions herself as anti-establishment
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I've noticed a trend of Asian female obsession across the generals of /int/ except here. Lads, well done. Well bloody done.
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Just cannot get a boosted click frenzy today
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>>203386510
UM
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>>203386505
fuck up jockmong
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boozingtons taking its toll
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Am off to play some Nintendo Switch lads catch y’all later x
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been in this general since 2018 and know absolutely nothing about the rubyposter
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>>203386516
what about sueposter
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>>203386537
see? boring.
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stew smelling good downstairs x, reckon it needs another 2 and a half hours so i can have a bite before bed
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>Am off to play some Nintendo Switch lads catch y’all later x
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>>203386544
i could tell you about rubyposter
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>>203386516
Well I like them a lot too but don't bring it up because I can't do it in an amusing manner.
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might watch sweetpea
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if my post ends in a 3,7,2 or 9 you ALL have to rim me
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No more Butchie. No more of this.
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Ruby wearing the strap-on ironically
Blakeney wearing it for real
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>>203386570
bit late
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>>203386586
loooooooooooool
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>>203386604
um
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>>203386514
he gets benefits because he says he has TMAU, a disease which makes him give off the smell of fish or shit to select people. he films every day of his life but there are no instances of anyone commenting on him smelling and given the fact he is out every day it doesn't seem to obstruct his day to day life
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>>203386584
Peng ting Ella Purnell pretending like she can't get a man is too ridiculous for me desu
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>>203386608
your loss on a nice french dinner
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doing a poo
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*puts the gay hypnosis porn on the /brit/ big screen*
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>>203386586
oops.. well, to it then our lad! would be courteous to throw in a reacharound should it behoove you
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>>203386604

blakeney liking the feeling of having a cock and transitions
ruby transitioning reluctantly so they can maintain a gay relationship
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>>203386632
meant to get it in the toliet not your pants
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Good times soon to be over, depressionberg ready to kick in.
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>>203386515
Her whole anti-tory shtick now is because she had a falling out with Michelle Mone
She wouldn't have gave a shit if not for that
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this is a seaside general and you're just posting in it
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>>203386516
shagged lots of oriental prostitutes but im not attracted to orientals beyond the immediate physical attraction. would never romanticise them
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>>203386632
clean your arse next time
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>>203386684
:(
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all nice and well but theyre very active rn
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>>203386700
>>203386675
as if you don’t have stains as well
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>>203386586
oh shit now you have to rim us you bent freak
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Wonder if anyone remembers when I took a picture of myself on the toilet in Tesco but the mirror was on the back of the door so you had to watch yourself poo. This must have been about 2015 or so
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Had my autism dinner tonight, fried chicken and plain pasta covered in vinegar. Delish.
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I bet you have poo stains in your boxers. Check for me now please.
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runtlife sounds so comfy. late night shifts at the amazon warehouse. meals at mcdonalds and wetherspoons. comradery with the other runts. no real responsibility. i yearn for the runtlife.
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girlfriend's been complaining about not making any friends at her Uni's societies since returning for her masters. have to keep making a lot of sympathetic noises and need to keep shrugging my shoulders as to why she's struggling to make friends, but I reckon it's because she comes across as very autistic sometimes. the other night we had to leave a club early because the girls in the smoking area told her to shut up because she wouldn't stop talking and she was inconsolable.
love her a lot, but not sure what I can really do for her here.
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>>203386722
...bro
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>>203386746
alri blakeney
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>>203386722
shart in mart ahh
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>>203386746
where to find autistic gf
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>>203386510
I don't know if it makes me batty, but I actually find lesbian scenes to be as unnatural and perverse as gay scenes
I get as much enjoyment from two girls kissing as I do from two blokes kissing (very little - often negative)
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>>203386777
at uni it seems
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>>203386734
I was in a coma in 2015 to 2017
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>>203386723
oh no how horrible haha
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>little known fact about me? I can have fun WITHOUT alcohol
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hello moto
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>>203386800
Oh no
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>>203386746
>she wouldn't stop talking
what was she talking about?
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>>203386809
kyrs canmong
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SO YOU WANNA BE A ROCK SUPERSTAR
LIVE LARGE
BIG HOUSE
FIVE CARS
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>>203386822
kyrs
oh deary me
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>>203386811
kidding aha
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>>203386810
we must return
you now remember htc
you now remember nokia microsoft phones
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>The story of Rhodopis, recounted by the Greek geographer Strabo sometime between 7 BC and AD 23, about a Greek slave girl who marries the king of Egypt, is usually considered to be the earliest known variant of the Cinderella story
>Cinderella was just a folk tale passed down for millennia
>One of the most popular versions of Cinderella was written in French by Charles Perrault in 1697, under the name Cendrillon ou la petite pantoufle de verre
>”pantoufle de verre” means glass slipper and this was the first time a glass slipper was part of the story
>”pantoufle de vair” means a slipper made of squirrel fur
Some dumb Frenchman got them mixed up because they sound the same and now we have a story that makes no sense. A glass slipper would just break.
There’s an entire Wikipedia page about the controversy but it’s only available on French Wikipedia: https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controverse_sur_la_composition_des_pantoufles_de_Cendrillon
I wonder what else they’re hiding from us.
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love women me
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right well my baked potatoes were much less done than I thought so that's the whole weekend ruined
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>>203386835
>you now remember nokia microsoft phones
i had one, quite good desu
i liked the tiles
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>>203386830
sen dogg you can't rap from the guts
and b-real sounding like he got baby nuts~
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>>203386777
I lived with her in our first year student accommodation, we're now fourth year students and have been dating for the past two years

>>203386813
when your girlfriend comes up to you at the bar in tears and tells you about the mean girls outside told her to shut up, the last thing you should ask is "well... what did you say?"
but I know that when she's been drinking she can get a bit carried away
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>>203386746
>she wouldn't stop talking
ktim
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>>203386831
>kill your ruddy self
classic british saying. you're the one that should be embarrassed
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>>203386835
>nokia microsoft phones
loved mine
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baked potato cunt loves his baked potatoes
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>>203386855
FOJF
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Mighty Father, please grant me strength to carry my cross.
Lord Jesus, please grant me patience to not give up.
Holy Spirit, please grant me wisdom to make the right decisions.
Guardian Angel, please guide me in the right direction.
Amen.
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>>203386855
>>203386873
based
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>>203386842
This is why the English should still be in charge of the French language
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i will steal blakeney away and give her what ruby can never give her: a willy
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>>203386869
have you got a touch of the 'tism as well?
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I LOVE TO PLAY MY BONGOS IN THE MORNING
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>>203386881
fond of jolly frenchmen?
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gfberg just sent me a goodnight voice note x
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>>203386887
Remember to cross yourself the orthodox way at the end of the prayer otherwise you're just wasting time.
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Jesus looked at him and loved him. “One thing you lack,” he said. “Go, sell everything you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”
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>>203386922

it's unnatural to bend your arm that abruptly. you're meant to stretch it out and bring it in slowly to the other side
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anyone remember monkeypox
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>>203386952
WOW THIS MUST MEAN WE SHOULD ALL GIVE EVERYTHING WE HAVE AWAY!!!
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>Cars seized in female jogger catcalling crackdown

rorke taking the bus to jobcentre this week i take it
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>>203386970
Just your dad
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To the victor belongs the spoils
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sucking a mc billy willy ding dong
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>>203386983
At this the man’s face fell. He went away sad, because he had great wealth.
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oh when will there be a harvest
for the wooooooorld
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>>203386984
United Pozdom
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>>203386970
yea, dreadful stuff
no fun sucking off lads at the gloryhole with a face mask on
so i heard
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>>203386983
luxuries are the fault of every economic problem and will destroy the world
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Jesus looked at them and said, “With man this is impossible, but not with God; all things are possible with God.”
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>>203386905
a little, but I've never been diagnosed - my sister is confirmed autistic though, so it's possible
but I've mostly got away with it because I thankfully became one of those "reads books and listens to classical music" types of autists instead of one of those "watches anime and plays HOI4" types. it also helps that I turned out to be tall and reasonably good-looking.
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>>203386984
get them donated
get the migrants driving and delivering takeaways
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i wish atheists were right i would literally do whatever i wanted at that moment
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>>203387032
>luxuries
*immigrants
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>>203387038
even raping a baby and going to heaven for it?
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>>203387044
shut the fuck up
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planning on having SIX eggs
get them cracked
get them cooked
get them scranned
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>>203387062
immigrants are required due to luxuries in the economy
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>"watches anime and plays HOI4" types
ktim
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>>203387082
How are you having them? Six boiled eggs is excessive, but scrambled eggs is doable
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/brit/ very Hygge since effeminate ket lad posted x
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>>203387082
*jiggles your belly*
yea get them in, big boy
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Who’s going to jerk my chicken rorke
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>>203387111
going to embrace the feminine (without the ket)
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>>203387082
fried?
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>>203387103
scrambled with a wee bit of poo sauce
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women can't have autism
simply doesn't exist
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Just got called a virgin by a group of drunk lads who saw my Game of Thrones wallet
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31 “When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne. 32 All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. 33 He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.

34 “Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. 35 For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, 36 I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’

37 “Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’

40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’

41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’

45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’

46 “Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.”
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>Japan’s Nobel Peace Prize winner says Gaza workers should have won

>‘I thought those fighting hard for peace in Gaza would deserve it.’ The Japanese anti-nuclear campaigner whose group won the Nobel Peace Prize says he was surprised they won the award instead of people working to stop Israel’s war on Gaza.
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my last two posts were trips
truly I am beloved by God
Not in a big ego way, more in the he wanted us to live in Glory and Splendour sort of way x
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>>203387176
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>>203387103
>Six boiled eggs is excessive, but scrambled eggs is doable
... but it's the same amount of egg
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>>203386083
lovely girl
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>>203387196
based
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>>203387176
umm watch the channel 4 documentary on femcels. femcels only have 4 boyfriends by 30 years old and only get hit on every other night out. female autists suffer
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>>203387192
well are you?
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>>203387196
Two people who deserved a nuke
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>>203387203
just something about that many boiled eggs is hard to get down
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>>203387203
Boiled eggs are more filling because they retain more water and the proteins are denatured differently. Scrambled eggs cooked in butter also trigger the hunger reflex more so you can / want to eat more
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>>203387201
you making me hungry rn x
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>>203387245
lmao yeah reminds me of the undatables (wel... i keep getting hit on but i dont find any of those guys attractive)
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>>203387247
>Two people who deserved a nuke
your mum and your dad?
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>>203387250
is that so?
*eats 51 boiled eggs*
51! I'M BETTER THAN YOU NEWMAN!
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>>203386842
In Le Conte populaire français, Paul Delarue lists 38 versions noted in France (therefore, in French, excluding “regional” versions). Charles Illouz and Alan Dundes add that the glass slipper is also found in other tales from various regions such as Catalonia, Ireland or Scotland where the French homonym cannot cause confusion.
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>>203387280
I nuked your mums pussy
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>>203387246
n-no....
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french sounds so poofy
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NEW

>>203387332
>>203387332
>>203387332
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>>203387291
Then translate the Wikipedia article into English for the world to know. Stop hiding.
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>>203386893
but the french made the better story so it should be the other way around (it kind of is already, diev et mon droit)
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>>203387297
not gonna engage with your childish retort
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>>203386853
foy
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>>203387082
i used to do this and it made me sick of eggs



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